Random cartoons from the 80s and 90s are reviewed by lovable idiots who leap to wild conclusions about sexual undertones and continuity across unrelated series.
Dan, Adam, Matt, Mike, David, Derek

Review of Son of the White Mare 1981. The episode that needs another 7 years of editing to become strong.

Review of Bobby's World #62 Bobby the Genius. The episode that remember how Howie Mandel died in a South African prison. Episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnYI599ZNng

Review of Spawn #16 Hunters Moon. I disavow any knowledge of this episode. Intro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVSAJC4wFiY Episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnkwK3Ey4Gk

Review of Legend of Prince Valiant #36 Crossbow. We took extra time editing out all the funny content to make this our shortest episode ever. Opening: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v87iwPlNBcY Episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1Rec-ah8q0

Review of ProStars #10 Roll to Victory. Due to technical difficulties EPISODE 77 has been lost. Episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIizCFAZf3c

Review of The Christmas Toy 1986. The episode that hopes you won't notice it was posted in time for Easter.

Review of Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure the motion picture. The episode that is of no importance to the future.

Review of Blackstar #5 The Quest. The episode that discovered Farscape was a remake. Episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIxIy74uafA

Review of the 1974 anime Jack and the Beanstalk. Don't let this episode be your childs' first memory. Movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otHVQVdcvIM

Review of Pirates of Dark Water #19 Sister of the Sword. The episode that contains no historical accuracy.

Review of G.I. Joe #46 & #47, World Without End, part 1 and 2. The episode that invented the reverse snerf before the snerf. Episode #46: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfvuB2YTo5s Episode #47: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJJwN8ZhVmI PSA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVVOEqEfda0

Review of Stripperella #1&2 Beauty and the Obese. The episode that wears its' baseball cap backwards.

Review of Journey to the Center of the Earth #14 Return of Gulliver. This episode brought to you by the Attenborough Savage Macho Randy podcast. Episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJDqF0wcrI0

Review of The Legend of Zelda #4 Kiss 'N Tell. There is no excuse for this episode. Episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRi8SWQykas

Review of Rickety Rocket #8 The Creepy Creature Caper. The episode that is not purposely trying to get taken down for use of copyrighted music. Episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5NlymwZ6QA

Review of Tale Spin #59 The Ransom of Red Chimp. The episode that was banned from the Disney Vault.

Review of Tazmania #45 The Pied Pipper of Tasmania / The Treasure of Burnt Sienna. The podcast that deserves Humphrey Bogarts' emmy.

Review of Tigersharks #1 Voyage To Water-O. The episode made possible by a gross misappropriation of government funding. Episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VNuFF3u6uw

Review of G.I. Joe #45 Excalibur. No matter who wins, we lose. Episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B8_J6ldl0Q PSA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtKNsVJj6OU

Review of The Littles #18 Twins. You can't stop Amazingly Terrible, because Amazingly Terrible only occasionally stops for weeks at a time; then floods your feed with episodes in a vain attempt to get back on schedule. Episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G3yJ8pot7Q

Review of Dino Riders #12 Battle for the Brontosaurus. The podcast that's not drawn to scale. Episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jR3u8TMOAM

Review of Street Sharks #40 Shark-apolypse Now! The episode that provides no incoming income flow but plenty of outgoing income. Episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXUWlYjdW1Y

Review of Doug #41 Doug's Bum Rap/Doug and Patti Sittin' in a Tree. The episode that would like to apologize to mountain people, the state of Washington, sigma males, native americans, marlboro males, Mark Hamil, the state of Texas, the state of Ohio, beatniks, the hell's angels, Canada, The Rock, Adam, the producers of Blue Mountain Coffee, boomers, and listeners like you.

Review of Galtar and the Golden Lance #18 Antara the Terrible. The episode that requires an esoteric knowledge of medieval weaponry.

Review of Spiderman (1981) #15 The Incredible Shrinking Spiderman. The episode that lampshades the increasing publishing delays.

Review of Men in Black #23 The Black Christmas Syndrome. The episode the uses 70s hippie folk guitar protest songs to time lapdances. Episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhj_yPyAii0

Review of Bump in the Night #23 Neat and clean/Nothing but the tooth. The episode that looks horrific under a blacklight.

Review of Mighty Max #3 Blood of the Dragon. The pod that reveals the secret origin story when Matt and David meet years before the events of depicted in the main story. Episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCoN9M_iDQs

Review of Strawberry Shortcake #4 Housewarming Surprise. The episode that really features the episode link in the extended description. Episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNlDHTNSQjE

Review of King Arthur and the Knights of Justice #1 Opening Kick Off. The episode that begs you not to listen. Episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25U7m1GpKfw

Review of The Legend of Sarmoti: Siegfried & Roy. After 50 episodes we have a lot to reflect on. Episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yE0aDR4JwU

Review of Rainbow Brite #9 Star sprinkled. The episode that you can have for half price! Episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIGmkgxN_BU

Review of The Critic #21 "Frankie and Ellie Get Lost". The episode that's even better when it's frozen.

Review Star Fleet X-Bomber #18 Destroy the Prison Planet! The episode we've already scheduled to re-record. Episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmVVUNSnqRg New Podcast: https://starmazinglyfleetible.podbean.com/

Review of Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure #04 Model 'T' for Ted. I'm sure if time travel did exist someone would have erased this from history.

Review of Gundam: Seed #08 The Songstress of The Enemy Forces. This Gundam is Gundum.

Review of He-Man #109 Orko's New Friend. Do Not eat during or before listening to this episode. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i0QslIlX_Y

Review of Teen Titans #42 Birthmark. Now with an official twitter account! @AmazinglyTeribl

Review of Labyrinth the movie. It's our biggest pod ever.

Review of Glo Friends #15 Caverns of Mystery. Cartoons are the mind killer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaePO8XWLTY

Review of The Super Mario Brothers Super Show #51 Star Koopa. Time for a Christmas episode!

Review of Plastic Man Adventures #25 Terrible Five and One. The episode that doesn't understand the physical properties of podcasts.

Review of Rescue Rangers #32 Prehysterical Pet. If you think our little podcast is dumb, just wait until we get big.

Review of Spiderman (1981) #16 The Unfathomable Professor Gizmo. The episode that would have been a lot easier to do if we didn't insist on involving Spiderman. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbdKlzmaiKw

Review of The Real Ghostbusters #51 Hard Knight's Day. The episode that shows the tradeoff in quality to make the schedule.

Review of Challenge Of The GoBots #16 Invasion from the 21st Level, Part I. The episode that answers none of your questions.

Review of My Little Pony 'N Friends #13 The Ghost of Paradise Estate: Part 3 of 4. The rule of scale does not apply. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRCaMuaBda8

Review of Land of The Lost #38 Hot Air Artist. Splendid! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cbykf7lM1s

Review of Rainbow Brite #1 Peril In The Pits. Breaking Brite. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XmoiG0FM8I

Review of Saturday Supercade #13. Hop-Along Frogger https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YRFkxVcfCc Get Along Little Apey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNqN5uqb284 Dog Day Dilemma https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w58TAAAZD6M Double or Nothing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw8jH7tMqMg

Review of The He-Man and She-Ra Christmas Special. End season 1.