But I'm Still A Good Person by Vince Nicholas

best things about losing weight: less pooping & less man boob jiggle

also: we got a free $14 froyo, potato chips are better than tortilla chips, re-rack your weights, don't split open your english muffin with a knife & let the pollo shine

also: i watched the doc Boy Band Confidential

also: i accidentally hearted a text

The #1 perk of joining Costco is you get to participate in discussions at work about Costco.

We celebrated Alan Fisher's 70th birthday with drinks, trivia & police sirens.

also, i watched episode 2 of Lanterns

also: i made a Staind reference in a work email

also: Carolyn quit our condo's Lil' Library, Frankie got a new scratcher & Grandma Thien deemed Costco stuffed peppers as reckless spending.

We'd be rollin' deep in her 1979 AMC spirit!

stuff comes up in this movie you don't talk about as a married couple!!

should we ban phones at the dinner table?

Her name is Dorothy Rose (Miller) Cumings

I expected more from a company named Monster I really did.

I'm off the grid & the dopamine hits r gone

and like, wtf is ranch?

also, a pile of trash was left outside for 6 days

also, i drop i mean unveil my top 3 movies of 2026

i just wanna dance, man..

also: a few more thoughts on The Odyssey and Backrooms

i'm not your Truman show!

smoke 'em if u got 'em!

gagagoogoodouevenliftbruh

i also stopped eating popcorn at work, we stopped giving our clothes to Goodwill & Lennox has been singing to Frankie

also: is creme pie really a pie?

My tribute/ cover band to Foo Fighters called Boo Fighters (we're big around Halloween)

icymi iykyk late post: 126 easter eggs from Backrooms you may have missed!!!

i bought a spray canister of pesticide which claims "27 foot jet spray"

so i watched Matt Damon's travel vlog I mean The Odyssey

also- Carolyn worked overtime and Claire brought her a gross lil' prezzie

i also ate the viral Costco chicken tenders so you don't have to (they were terrible)

also: Frankie licked my turkey bacon

also: i ate khloe kardashian's protein-laced popcorn so you don't have to

the gold star scarlett letter

Fireworks or gun shots?!

also- almonds dont expire

iphone vs android, xbox vs playstation, & does pineapple belong on a pizza?

i also watched (and loved) Obsession

also, Raley's overcharged me but then refunded me double what they owed me (okay, it went from $1 to $2, but still..)

also: bees in the drywall

also: Bands should solely play covers. No original material, please!

also: what happened to bubble gum fluoride, our neighbour Kathy Bailey is running for West Sacramento City Council, do not put hot water in your cup o' noodles & how do we feel about people who leave their car at the gas pump then go inside the Arco for 25 minutes?

We bought some bomb bread from a mom n pop shoppe (Check out their bread on their 'gram @the_lee_loaf)

also: she cut Frankie's nails. plus+ Frankie got scared eating grass.

walking into spider webs the worst feeling ever, ordering a 6 inch sub at Subway is a waste of time, i dont like sitting on dining room chairs, Dads are the only one who recharge the cordless vacuum, you're supposed to separate english muffins with a fork not a knife & potato chips > tortilla chips.. oh and we're the #3 Fast Food podcast in the entire country of the United States of America!!

Coming up.. The Top 7 songs of Bad, the album by Michael Jackson

also: i tried the Panda Express Cantonese brisket and Lennox wants "better looking clothes"

also: Open In Case of Emergency, Cake pop regret & Maximum power to front shields!! plus: no tip because sorry you just handed me a can, Lake Tahoe view of the Bally's ceiling, Carolyn found a hair in her bed & a $16 cup o' ice.

also: What do u have against prostitution?

also: after 24 hours, an in-n-out burger turns into a McD's burger

also, I tried BTS (yes, that boy band) noodles and energy drinks