But I'm Still A Good Person by Vince Nicholas

also, costco pizza don't be answerin' no phone

also, vince's loud snoring is keeping Carolyn up & our supermarket bagger put our eggs at the bottom of our parcel

im not in my peak furniture building years

i also played the ol' wait-it-out game at the Gross Out and won!

Lennox turned the big one-fo'

Whining will get you everywhere, my friends

Sesame oil does not belong in the potato chip aisle, Meineke continues to suck & Swedish grounds

we also watched The Cult Behind the Killer: The Andrea Yates Story & Kidnapped: Elizabeth Smart

Also: she finally broke up with Hazi, she cut and coloured her own hair, we watched Claire toy with a mouse & Carolyn took civic action!

also: where the fat tastes good & i watched that movie Train Dreams

also.. when did we become better than ground pepper, i walk up to the drive-up ATM, bone-in boneless ham, $25 shampoo, $1 a pound ground beef & this is my Graceland, sir

a barefoot Jeff Bridges , the villain uses AOL instant messenger & separating the art from the artist

also: the 30 minute drive of shame back to Citrus Heights & reaching 3rd base in cat.

We volunteered to give out food to those in need in 34 degree weather at 7AM on a Saturday

i also watched running man (horrible) and sisu 2 (fun!)

and bill is a real estate novelist!

remember to give youself some grave...

Also: my love language, beginning emails with Good Morning & beauty school never went

fun fact: my 7th grade science teacher mister bird was in top gun

the bathtub was on my mind..

aliexpress was temu b4 temu was temu, qmetxcqquu & we were forced to sing silent night

That's the sound of.. titillation

Many hours, few bowls; 5 good words, 5 bad words; & we ate 5 day old expired cheesecake.

also, powerball is for losers, so of course i played it

gym, crimes & misdemeanors

eating 2 year old gummies was not a good idea..

sean penn get sodomized need i say more?

Buying new towels tested our marriage like never before & Answering the towel questions you were too afraid to ask!

find me in the land of yellow stickers, fake snow on Frankie's fur & Charlie Brown was bullied

do not hesitate at a 4 way stop, getting a flu shot when you're an anti-vaxxer & i don't care about my spotify wrapped, why do u?

also: Carolyn cut Lennox's hair, Kathy Bailey defeated Waste Management & do the unhoused have strainers?

braddy p is hot, javier bardem is not plus the movie's most cliche lines

ham > turkey allday errday & bob evans mac n cheese is terrible

clankie or crankie?

the flying monkeys look like cesar, ariana should hit up the catering table & why dont they just call it wicked 2?

The 3 item combo at Panda Express is the biggest ripoff!

& get u a balloon who's a fighter!

i stuck my hand in my mouth at dinner, Carolyn planted some flowers & we watched the seinfeld where george got a chair for that security guard

also, I bought Lennox a hello kitty tee and i fancied up some panda fried rice

Captain Save-a-Wifey, (Million) Dollar Tow & we watched that television show pluribus

Claire was scratching my rich, Corinthian leather, and I didn't care!

the plot sucks, the dinos suck, colin jost sucks

the new kid at the Gross Out sucks at bagging, Carolyn found her way into Grandma Thien's heart, Carolyn has all 4 of my credit cards, we killed at least 3 spiders & we watched that doc The Perfect Neighbor on Netflix

also, always set a timer

you hate your haircut? get used to a lifetime of hating your haircuts.

the wang & the lang

also, i bought lennox a beatles t-shirt

also, we've been cavorting with Claire right in front of Frankie and we review that new Taylor Swift album

i nearly suffocated & smog checks are a racket

YOU CAN TAKE AWAY MY ALL CAPS BUT YOU AIN'T TAKIN' AWAY MY EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!

also: should we catnap our neighbour's cat, carolyn was right about wiping the butter spray & carolyn may wash our bedding too often (once a week is too often!)