But I'm Still A Good Person by Vince Nicholas

braddy p is hot, javier bardem is not plus the movie's most cliche lines

ham > turkey allday errday & bob evans mac n cheese is terrible

clankie or crankie?

the flying monkeys look like cesar, ariana should hit up the catering table & why dont they just call it wicked 2?

The 3 item combo at Panda Express is the biggest ripoff!

& get u a balloon who's a fighter!

i stuck my hand in my mouth at dinner, Carolyn planted some flowers & we watched the seinfeld where george got a chair for that security guard

also, I bought Lennox a hello kitty tee and i fancied up some panda fried rice

Captain Save-a-Wifey, (Million) Dollar Tow & we watched that television show pluribus

Claire was scratching my rich, Corinthian leather, and I didn't care!

the plot sucks, the dinos suck, colin jost sucks

the new kid at the Gross Out sucks at bagging, Carolyn found her way into Grandma Thien's heart, Carolyn has all 4 of my credit cards, we killed at least 3 spiders & we watched that doc The Perfect Neighbor on Netflix

also, always set a timer

you hate your haircut? get used to a lifetime of hating your haircuts.

the wang & the lang

also, i bought lennox a beatles t-shirt

also, we've been cavorting with Claire right in front of Frankie and we review that new Taylor Swift album

i nearly suffocated & smog checks are a racket

YOU CAN TAKE AWAY MY ALL CAPS BUT YOU AIN'T TAKIN' AWAY MY EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!

also: should we catnap our neighbour's cat, carolyn was right about wiping the butter spray & carolyn may wash our bedding too often (once a week is too often!)

"You know... just having fun, man. Making movies, big adventure, having a great time". -Tom Cruise

LG versus Samsung, Costco versus Lowe's & please don't be judas

my wife was r****

Galactus sucks, Sue Storm's powers suck & Pedro Pascal isn't handsome

arguing over shrimp chips, i wish i'd seen someone from high school but only if they aged poorly & green be yellow

i hate flying, stuff my mum says & an egg roll was stolen

also: Carolyn vacuumed the hair & fingernails from her car, Luna & Carolyn visited me at work and Michael Bolton has brain cancer.

also, i was gifted a pricey piece of kpop merch

Lenn's bike was eviscerated, Frankie has signed a peace accord with our window screens & we watched that true crime doc Unknown Number

the lottery preys on losers like me

Girl put your trad wife hat on..

also, bringing dirty books into the bedroom & when's the last time you used your car horn?

"I'll go but I ain't drinkin' and I ain't eatin'" (I ate & drank) and "Esteban doesn't want Miguel to go"

also, do these shoes make me look fat?

also, Carolyn cuts her nails in her car, how close to empty do you let you car gas tank get? & we watched that Biggest Loser documentary

Raised back of hand with no skin tone

also, we saw some losers at the Gross Out, Meineke said Carolyn's car needed over $2,000 in repairs & I have a fun fact about Herman's Head

like, comma, later

also, i couldn't unclog our shower drain and carolyn has a casual case of stalking an instagram influencer

also, i got new kicks, missed my 30th high school reunion & made the most difficult decision I've ever made in my life

also, frankie blue (the gray menace) struck again, my fried rice is better than Panda's & we ate a 3k calorie chicken pot pie

also: we ate french fry pizza, frankie got a new litterbox and carolyn's thighs hurt

also, foot locker versus footaction

bring back the 1987 Mariel Hemingway!

Have fun storming the castle!

there's lots of bending at libraries, singing in the grotto, zoom o'er the enemy, & dont u hate highways with businesses on them?!

it's called restitution

let's live like we're in the plot of an 80s high school movie!

all i needed was a red beret

also, How to properly buy a balloon at the Dollar Tree

also, when did oil changes begin costing $80? & the search for yellow price tags