But I'm Still A Good Person by Vince Nicholas

also: Open In Case of Emergency, Cake pop regret & Maximum power to front shields!! plus: no tip because sorry you just handed me a can, Lake Tahoe view of the Bally's ceiling, Carolyn found a hair in her bed & a $16 cup o' ice.

also: What do u have against prostitution?

also: after 24 hours, an in-n-out burger turns into a McD's burger

also, I tried BTS (yes, that boy band) noodles and energy drinks

also: Lennox cooks eggs with chop sticks, calls his friends baby & called me boring

also, we threw away $40 in alcohol, does wearing an Aaron Judge shirt really make you happy(?) & make the chef slice n dice!

and can we all be honest and admit ping pong sucks?

the bed is half-made, half-messy

"Do you want your wife's tires to explode?" -Meester Pao

Lennox wanted to go to the gym at 3:36AM

GET RID OF THAT THAT!

also: Vince wore the same shirt to Costco he bought a Costco just a few weeks ago, Costco meatloaf is terrible & the $9 blueberry sourdough loaf was so bad we threw it away

why is water running down your arm to your elbow the worst feeling in the world?!

also: i lied to karla

Bone broth diet Round 4

Was blinds but now I still can't see cuz they're window blinds & The Great Curtain Crisis of 2026

also: is jimmy buffet tired of singing margaritaville?

Sweltering Salad

also: i dont want no friends in my 50s, would you buy a giant $7 bag of crackers you've never had before, & i got a free chicken sandwich but it came with no dressin'

save a butter knife, save a life

also: Our Top 3 donuts, Follow the Yellow Sticker Lady & 2 cottage cheese fails

pea milk, fake meat, sheet pans, doordash, recipetok, fat is back, Dominic Brassicas, salted caramel (why), sriracha, hot honey & fancy toast

skeleton broth & electrolytes - all a growing boy needs

Hotels: Give us $18k and you can have free drinks, free food and a comped hotel room.Us: Okay.

For nearly 3 days i only drank electrolytes and bone broth

we got our condo deep cleaned

i also watched the housemaid, neighbors, landman, wonderman, taylor swift: end of an era & the fantastic Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins

ima give u a discount cuz u have a nice face

also: Great Clips, Great Silence; i didn't correct an egregious math error; i threw our garbage into our neighbor's trash can; why does the post office charge a handling fee?; did someone say Costco?; hot breaf & Grandma Thien's Consumer Tip o' the Week.

when you ask for more napkins and they give you 3.. plus, we watched that movie project hail mary

also, i lifted with a cat

but we got 1 anyway, and life will never be the same..

also: someone threatened to call animal control on Curious Claire, Frankie's been getting intimate with our bar stool handles & Carolyn wanted to steal i mean take 4 books from our condo lil' library

and then mamma took me to grammar School, But I stopped off in the vestibule

i haggled, i bartered, i negotiated like Costanza

walmart scan & go is more like scan 'n dont go, amrite?!?

the Cool whip overcharge

skip to 8:01 to hear me do my impression of the deep voice guy in boyz II men

i do jeff timmons really good & i also read spencer pratt's book

also, why do they make us change our passwords at work and our wifi went out

Eating soup while standing up.

crouching tiger, hidden groin pain

Ikea's transgressions 1-5 against us loading.. no cake, half hour standing in line, 1 cashier open, waiting on lingonberry & wait til Carolyn tells you about the toilet paper

also, costco pizza don't be answerin' no phone

also, vince's loud snoring is keeping Carolyn up & our supermarket bagger put our eggs at the bottom of our parcel

im not in my peak furniture building years

i also played the ol' wait-it-out game at the Gross Out and won!

Lennox turned the big one-fo'

Whining will get you everywhere, my friends

Sesame oil does not belong in the potato chip aisle, Meineke continues to suck & Swedish grounds

we also watched The Cult Behind the Killer: The Andrea Yates Story & Kidnapped: Elizabeth Smart