But I'm Still A Good Person by Vince Nicholas

so i watched Matt Damon's travel vlog I mean The Odyssey

also- Carolyn worked overtime and Claire brought her a gross lil' prezzie

i also ate the viral Costco chicken tenders so you don't have to (they were terrible)

also: Frankie licked my turkey bacon

also: i ate khloe kardashian's protein-laced popcorn so you don't have to

the gold star scarlett letter

Fireworks or gun shots?!

also- almonds dont expire

iphone vs android, xbox vs playstation, & does pineapple belong on a pizza?

i also watched (and loved) Obsession

also, Raley's overcharged me but then refunded me double what they owed me (okay, it went from $1 to $2, but still..)

also: bees in the drywall

also: Bands should solely play covers. No original material, please!

also: what happened to bubble gum fluoride, our neighbour Kathy Bailey is running for West Sacramento City Council, do not put hot water in your cup o' noodles & how do we feel about people who leave their car at the gas pump then go inside the Arco for 25 minutes?

We bought some bomb bread from a mom n pop shoppe (Check out their bread on their 'gram @the_lee_loaf)

also: she cut Frankie's nails. plus+ Frankie got scared eating grass.

walking into spider webs the worst feeling ever, ordering a 6 inch sub at Subway is a waste of time, i dont like sitting on dining room chairs, Dads are the only one who recharge the cordless vacuum, you're supposed to separate english muffins with a fork not a knife & potato chips > tortilla chips.. oh and we're the #3 Fast Food podcast in the entire country of the United States of America!!

Coming up.. The Top 7 songs of Bad, the album by Michael Jackson

also: i tried the Panda Express Cantonese brisket and Lennox wants "better looking clothes"

also: Open In Case of Emergency, Cake pop regret & Maximum power to front shields!! plus: no tip because sorry you just handed me a can, Lake Tahoe view of the Bally's ceiling, Carolyn found a hair in her bed & a $16 cup o' ice.

also: What do u have against prostitution?

also: after 24 hours, an in-n-out burger turns into a McD's burger

also, I tried BTS (yes, that boy band) noodles and energy drinks

also: Lennox cooks eggs with chop sticks, calls his friends baby & called me boring

also, we threw away $40 in alcohol, does wearing an Aaron Judge shirt really make you happy(?) & make the chef slice n dice!

and can we all be honest and admit ping pong sucks?

the bed is half-made, half-messy

"Do you want your wife's tires to explode?" -Meester Pao

Lennox wanted to go to the gym at 3:36AM

GET RID OF THAT THAT!

also: Vince wore the same shirt to Costco he bought a Costco just a few weeks ago, Costco meatloaf is terrible & the $9 blueberry sourdough loaf was so bad we threw it away

why is water running down your arm to your elbow the worst feeling in the world?!

also: i lied to karla

Bone broth diet Round 4

Was blinds but now I still can't see cuz they're window blinds & The Great Curtain Crisis of 2026

also: is jimmy buffet tired of singing margaritaville?

Sweltering Salad

also: i dont want no friends in my 50s, would you buy a giant $7 bag of crackers you've never had before, & i got a free chicken sandwich but it came with no dressin'

save a butter knife, save a life

also: Our Top 3 donuts, Follow the Yellow Sticker Lady & 2 cottage cheese fails

pea milk, fake meat, sheet pans, doordash, recipetok, fat is back, Dominic Brassicas, salted caramel (why), sriracha, hot honey & fancy toast

skeleton broth & electrolytes - all a growing boy needs

Hotels: Give us $18k and you can have free drinks, free food and a comped hotel room.Us: Okay.

For nearly 3 days i only drank electrolytes and bone broth

we got our condo deep cleaned

i also watched the housemaid, neighbors, landman, wonderman, taylor swift: end of an era & the fantastic Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins

ima give u a discount cuz u have a nice face

also: Great Clips, Great Silence; i didn't correct an egregious math error; i threw our garbage into our neighbor's trash can; why does the post office charge a handling fee?; did someone say Costco?; hot breaf & Grandma Thien's Consumer Tip o' the Week.

when you ask for more napkins and they give you 3.. plus, we watched that movie project hail mary

also, i lifted with a cat

but we got 1 anyway, and life will never be the same..