But I'm Still A Good Person by Vince Nicholas

remember to give youself some grave...

Also: my love language, beginning emails with Good Morning & beauty school never went

fun fact: my 7th grade science teacher mister bird was in top gun

the bathtub was on my mind..

aliexpress was temu b4 temu was temu, qmetxcqquu & we were forced to sing silent night

That's the sound of.. titillation

Many hours, few bowls; 5 good words, 5 bad words; & we ate 5 day old expired cheesecake.

also, powerball is for losers, so of course i played it

gym, crimes & misdemeanors

eating 2 year old gummies was not a good idea..

sean penn get sodomized need i say more?

Buying new towels tested our marriage like never before & Answering the towel questions you were too afraid to ask!

find me in the land of yellow stickers, fake snow on Frankie's fur & Charlie Brown was bullied

do not hesitate at a 4 way stop, getting a flu shot when you're an anti-vaxxer & i don't care about my spotify wrapped, why do u?

also: Carolyn cut Lennox's hair, Kathy Bailey defeated Waste Management & do the unhoused have strainers?

braddy p is hot, javier bardem is not plus the movie's most cliche lines

ham > turkey allday errday & bob evans mac n cheese is terrible

clankie or crankie?

the flying monkeys look like cesar, ariana should hit up the catering table & why dont they just call it wicked 2?

The 3 item combo at Panda Express is the biggest ripoff!

& get u a balloon who's a fighter!

i stuck my hand in my mouth at dinner, Carolyn planted some flowers & we watched the seinfeld where george got a chair for that security guard

also, I bought Lennox a hello kitty tee and i fancied up some panda fried rice

Captain Save-a-Wifey, (Million) Dollar Tow & we watched that television show pluribus

Claire was scratching my rich, Corinthian leather, and I didn't care!

the plot sucks, the dinos suck, colin jost sucks

the new kid at the Gross Out sucks at bagging, Carolyn found her way into Grandma Thien's heart, Carolyn has all 4 of my credit cards, we killed at least 3 spiders & we watched that doc The Perfect Neighbor on Netflix

also, always set a timer

you hate your haircut? get used to a lifetime of hating your haircuts.

the wang & the lang

also, i bought lennox a beatles t-shirt

also, we've been cavorting with Claire right in front of Frankie and we review that new Taylor Swift album

i nearly suffocated & smog checks are a racket

YOU CAN TAKE AWAY MY ALL CAPS BUT YOU AIN'T TAKIN' AWAY MY EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!

also: should we catnap our neighbour's cat, carolyn was right about wiping the butter spray & carolyn may wash our bedding too often (once a week is too often!)

"You know... just having fun, man. Making movies, big adventure, having a great time". -Tom Cruise

LG versus Samsung, Costco versus Lowe's & please don't be judas

my wife was r****

Galactus sucks, Sue Storm's powers suck & Pedro Pascal isn't handsome

arguing over shrimp chips, i wish i'd seen someone from high school but only if they aged poorly & green be yellow

i hate flying, stuff my mum says & an egg roll was stolen

also: Carolyn vacuumed the hair & fingernails from her car, Luna & Carolyn visited me at work and Michael Bolton has brain cancer.

also, i was gifted a pricey piece of kpop merch

Lenn's bike was eviscerated, Frankie has signed a peace accord with our window screens & we watched that true crime doc Unknown Number

the lottery preys on losers like me

Girl put your trad wife hat on..

also, bringing dirty books into the bedroom & when's the last time you used your car horn?

"I'll go but I ain't drinkin' and I ain't eatin'" (I ate & drank) and "Esteban doesn't want Miguel to go"

also, do these shoes make me look fat?

also, Carolyn cuts her nails in her car, how close to empty do you let you car gas tank get? & we watched that Biggest Loser documentary

Raised back of hand with no skin tone