You’ll laugh...You’ll cry...Ok maybe not, but I hope to provide insight, motivation, laughter and relief from your daily life through sharing experiences from my quirky viewpoints. Covering topics from business to fitness to overall wellness and more! Follow me on Facebook @TheRealChocoLumpia and fe…
Wow! It's June!
Tony Robbins, Trent Reznor, JLo?! Oh my! Sup #TCLLT?! Listen in as I share how we're gonna be superhuman and reframe our mindset in 2024. Here are my links, too! Subscribe to all of the things. Luv ya!
Happy New Year's Eve, TCLLT! Just wanted to touch base and check in with y'all! Here's to an epic close to 2023 and a kick ass opening to 2024!
TCLLT! Checking in! It's September and wow! What a whirlwind
Let's catch tf up, beetch! It's 8.8 and we're manifesting the shiet out of it. Strap in or don't, this episode is full tf out. From updates, owning your brand, gossipers, why I love New Yorkers, films that will fvck you up, art, Pee Wee Herman, why delulu is eemporaant, why fake is lame, Tina Turner, and why Little Miss Nasty is iconic. Follow me on all the things @ChocoLumpia www.ChocoLumpia.com
Squad!!! How are you holding up after May?! OMAGASH what a time to be alive, huh? Strap in as I do a check-in with y'all, update you on thangs I've been up to, share why reflection is so eemporaant, discuss imposter syndrome and how to use it to your advantage and 3 things to ask yourself (about May) to GLOW TF UP in June! Let's gooooooo! ILYSM, say eet back
Hiya frens! It's Truth Tuesday and I got a lot to say. Warning: This episode is meant to inspire you to be better but in order to get there, I need to give it to ya straight. No hurt feelings meant-just strap in and put yer big panties on for this dose of a wake up call. Luv you, mean it!
Sup Tribe?! Omg. Welp, March happened amirite?
I hereby do solemnly swear…to be as unhinged, sexy and insane as possible this year
Happy New Years Eve Eve, TCLLT! Strap in or don't…She got a lot to say tonight and if you're a sensitive cupcake, you have been warned
Holy shizzle! It's Spooky Szn!
Happy No FXXXs Given Friday, TCLLT! Listen in as I break down the importance of celebrating W's (wins) and acknowledging L's (losses). I share why I'm inspired by BadAss Women and why I work towards being one despite the societal backlashes of it
Frens! Let's check in-how are you, Tribe? Are you good? Join me for tonight's episode where I share ideas for how you can get back on track when you're feeling like your energy has been affected (either by outside sources or internal work we need to do). I dissect RENAISSANCE and relate it to life, discuss the differences between arrogance & confidence, and lots of talk about why self-reflection, self-confidence & self-love are muy eemporaant. Also, how doing things that make you uncomfortable and push you outside of your comfort zone can and will make you a more well-rounded human. Enjoy the delirious energy! Lurve yas
Omagash you guysh! Haiiiiiii! Did you miss me, cuz I missed y'all
Güten Morgen, fam! I woke up today and felt called to share some recent inspiration whilst having my morning coffee & gratitude sesh. Listen in to my rough morning voice and let's take life by the horns again…except FIGURATIVELY because be nice to animals and don't be a p.o.s. human. Grab your coffee/tea, maybe a pen & paper and let's manifest sum güd shiet. Luv y'all! Connect with me here! My Website: https://ChocoLumpia.com All of my links: https://linktr.ee/chocolumpia Shop My Closet: https://poshmark.com/closet/chocolumpia Follow me on IG: https://instagram.com/chocolumpia Subscribe to my Podcast and contribute to future content: https://anchor.fm/chocolumpialessons/subscribe TCLLT Merch: https://chocolumpia.threadless.com My Amazon Storefront-shopping here sends me some change. Shop my fave things: https://www.amazon.com/shop/chocolumpia My Amazon Wishlist-contribute to my content creation! ‘Ppreciate! https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/PR76TCS95IPN?ref_=wl_share --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Just wanted to chime in and explain some thangs to clarify! I ‘Ppreciate my #TCLLT so much for joining me on this ride. Subscribe for more
It's December, biotches! Thank y'all so much for joining me on this journey! Listen in as I share reminders on how to not be c*nty this Holiday season, the evolution of this podcast & No FXXXs Given Friday, the difference between confidence & bragging, attending events sober (8 months this week!
‘Ppreciate y'all TCLLT! Whatever today means for you, enjoy
Warning: Tonight's podcast episode contains triggering subject matter. But we're all grown here, so strap in or don't! Sup Tribe?! The ghosts told me it was time to come back and share some insight on processing life, death, and the internets. Taking a reminder from my frens @suzbub & @childfreemillennial on TikTok to speak up, use my voice and keep sharing for the audience that needs to hear it ♥️
Heyoooo! STRAP IN OR DONT! This one might hurt some feelings…if you're a racist
Yeeeow! It's Friday the 13th and I've lost my damn mind-along with the rest of the planet! Weeeeeee
Heyyyyyyy Tribe! Surprise, new episode! Listen in on this Tea Tuesday as I share my recent Full Moon in Aquarius-Leo Season manifestation/“new beginnings” rituals, why I'm not watching the Olympics, how to work on Life Credit, me as a ghost
Well that escalated quickly! Listen in as I discuss being done with the Privileged Ones, rude asshats, sh*t that shouldn't have ever been ok and sh*t that shouldn't be okay today in 2021 but still is
Sometimes we just need to break through the clouds, ya’ll! ‘Ppreciate you for being part of TCLLT and tuning in to the wackiness of this show. Today I discuss silver linings and how they are important for your mental health, the f*cked up shows I’ve been watching, my latest faves to break up the darkness, and my philosophy of No FXXXs Given Friday. My No FXXXs Given Yoga class starts back up again online 6/7/21!
TCLLT! You Bet I’m Comin’ Up In May! I’m baaaaaccckkkkkkkk! And ready to talk sum shiet about the philosophy of life, my dark soul, how I cleansed so hoord, decisions, my DMs being closed, my BTS break through, the danger of toxic positivity but how you can work it to your advantage, creepy creep stalkers, and this bomb a** p***
Billy Ocean said it best when he said, “When the going gets tough...the tough get going”. Yo, I’m back! This one is full of mic drops and bridge burning...enjoy!
OH. MY. GAWD. TW’s, et al. She came in real hot tonight
Hiya Tribe! “Call Them Out” Continues
Tribe! Ooooooooo she gots a lots to say today
TRIBE!!!! I’m so stoked
Mabuhay Tribe! We are soooooooo close to a hunet I can feel it! Early episode cuz y’all had questions and I wanted to answer. Even if having an OnlyFans isn’t your intention, this episode is helpful for anyone wanting to start a business. Listen in as I discuss business mindset, my Top 10 OnlyFans Success Module and lots of other ChocoLumpia Lessons debauchery
Ayyyyoooooo! Surprise! I got a wild hair up my arse to record another episode for y’all
Oooooh! We hit the YEAR FOUR mark on Sunday!
Wassup, Tribe! In tonight’s episode I share with you my wugina experience with feminine cups, womxn empowerment, George Michael and how society needs to git eet togetha, plus some exciting news!
Merry Christmahanukkwanazaa, my Tribe! Ohhhhh boy! What a year
Tribe! I’m baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! Let’s talk about Thanksgiving, Gingerbread Mens, the holidays, why I’m loving my OF, social medias, music share, haterz, Paula Abdul’s assistant Phil and (trigger warning ⚠️ ) why I’m such an advocate for women’s safety and protection. No tears but trigger warning. Girl dads, brothers, boyfriends, husbands need to hear this episode. If you, or anyone you know, is a victim of sexual assault and needs help please contact your local authorities and RAINN. www.Rainn.org or 800.656.HOPE (4673) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Woo Hoo! It’s Election Day! I wanted to make an episode for y’all standing in line, driving to polls or just feeling antsy about the day. Let’s laugh at how crazy life can be
Tribe! Wut up?! Happy All Hallows’ Eve! Listen in as I answer the questions you asked me on IG stories, discuss why boundaries are impor-aant, explain when the ship goes down, the blue moon, nosey-a** tw@ts, and the election. It’s ChocoLumpia Lessons, and I luh you. Don’t forget to rate 5 stars and review!!!
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