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"Everyone Gets a Trophy" with Kevin Dunn and Paul Wadlington hits the biggest stories from around the world of sports and beyond. Nothing is ever off limits for these two unique personalities. "The 1-0 Podcast" with Joe Cook and Brad Kellner (BK) tackles the biggest issues and storylines surroundi…

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    Baylor Gets A Beatdown

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2023 44:58


    The B12 Goodbye Tours began in Waco and Texas pummeled Baylor 38-6 before a sad (and early departing) crowd on the strength of dominant DL play and the pinpoint passing of Quinn Ewers (18 of 23 for 293 yards). If not for a pair of fumbled punt returns, Texas would have likely left Waco with an even larger margin of victory. How did the Horns dominate in their Big 12 road opener? Give a listen to Paul and Randy's post game reaction and share the jubilation of a 32 point road win. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfinancial.com. Read his retirement tax bomb series at Kiplinger! https://www.kiplinger.com/retiremen...05109/is-your-retirement-portfolio-a-tax-bomb Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or laura@andyallenteam.com. Go buy the 11th annual Thinking Texas Football. Find out why it's the Burnt Orange Bible. If you like getting free content, the least you can do is give EGAT 5 stars on iTunes, subscribe and review. Thanks!

    Baylor Breakdown, Sark's Duality & Prime Time Musings

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2023 87:23


    Paul and Ian break down the Baylor Bears and explain some of their fatal flaws on offense and defense. What key positions can Texas exploit on Saturday? Where could Baylor trip up the Horns? What's going on with Aranda's program more broadly? After some Big 12 pondering and an exploration of Rod Babers' theory of Sarkisian duality (Smeagol vs. Gollum) they tangent into PrimeTime musings and why Deion has been good for college football. What school would Deion kill it the most? The answers might surprise you. They surprised us. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfinancial.com. Read his retirement tax bomb series at Kiplinger! https://www.kiplinger.com/retiremen...05109/is-your-retirement-portfolio-a-tax-bomb Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or laura@andyallenteam.com. Go buy the 11th annual Thinking Texas Football. Find out why it's the Burnt Orange Bible. If you like getting free content, the least you can do is give EGAT 5 stars on iTunes, subscribe and review. Thanks!

    Why?-oming

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2023 56:53


    Paul and Randy tease out what Texas did right, did wrong and can improve going forward after their win against the very game Wyoming Cowboys. What was great about the 31-10 win and what was less than stellar? How should Texas address certain defensive looks and what plagued the offense for three quarters of play? Is Jahdae Barron a human or some sort of demigod panther-man hybrid? Why is the most crucial thing any Texas athlete can do is cover the spread so Paul's son can go to college one day? They also discuss other games, the Big 12 and some general thoughts on the season to date. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfinancial.com. Read his retirement tax bomb series at Kiplinger! https://www.kiplinger.com/retiremen...05109/is-your-retirement-portfolio-a-tax-bomb Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or laura@andyallenteam.com. Go buy the 11th annual Thinking Texas Football. Find out why it's the Burnt Orange Bible. If you like getting free content, the least you can do is give EGAT 5 stars on iTunes, subscribe and review. Thanks!

    Ride For The Brand

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2023 86:41


    Paul and Randy have their final word on Bama, discuss what complementary football really is, talk Wyoming football, why every kid is Wyoming is named Wyatt, Cole and Hunter, Andrew Peasley's strategy of using his concussions to subdue defenses, what we expect on Saturday from the Texas team and a bunch of Longhorn related stuff. They also break down the Big 12 contenders. Do they like anyone but Kansas State? What about UCF's QB injury situations, OU's weak offensive performance against SMU and Texas Tech's disastrous season start? Why is Houston going to struggle the right replacement for Holgo? Then some wild theories abound about how cerebral new WR coach Chris Jackson allowed AJ Milwee to come to the sideline, why we probably want BYU to beat Arkansas to discredit the SEC brand this year for Longhorn playoff chances and a whole lot more. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfinancial.com. Read his retirement tax bomb series at Kiplinger! https://www.kiplinger.com/retiremen...05109/is-your-retirement-portfolio-a-tax-bomb Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or laura@andyallenteam.com. Go buy the 11th annual Thinking Texas Football. Find out why it's the Burnt Orange Bible. If you like getting free content, the least you can do is give EGAT 5 stars on iTunes, subscribe and review. Thanks!

    Texas Turns The Tide In Tuscaloosa

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2023 62:51


    Bama Week? How about Bama WEAK! Kidding, of course. Texas beat a good football team. Paul and Ian contextualize the value and importance of the road win in Tuscaloosa, discuss key turning points, Ewers leveling up, the many helmet stickers that must be given out, the precise and perfect use of Anthony Hill as a situational player and a variety of inspired performances by Texas coaches and players. 2-0 and this team has much bigger plans than just beating Bama. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfinancial.com. Read his retirement tax bomb series at Kiplinger! https://www.kiplinger.com/retiremen...05109/is-your-retirement-portfolio-a-tax-bomb Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or laura@andyallenteam.com. Go buy the 11th annual Thinking Texas Football. Find out why it's the Burnt Orange Bible. If you like getting free content, the least you can do is give EGAT 5 stars on iTunes, subscribe and review. Thanks!

    Alabama Reaction: Boone's Bama Victory Lap

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2023 45:42


    Texas did it to the Tide in Tuscaloosa. Paul and Randy break it down, bust balls and relish in victory. Let's do this! The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfinancial.com. Read his retirement tax bomb series at Kiplinger! https://www.kiplinger.com/retiremen...05109/is-your-retirement-portfolio-a-tax-bomb Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or laura@andyallenteam.com. Go buy the 11th annual Thinking Texas Football. Find out why it's the Burnt Orange Bible. If you like getting free content, the least you can do is give EGAT 5 stars on iTunes, subscribe and review. Thanks!

    It's Bama Week

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2023 64:57


    It's Bama Week, baby. Paul and Randy break down the matchup from every angle and talk about how the Texas Longhorns can come away with the win in Tuscaloosa. Let's Freaking Go. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfinancial.com. Read his retirement tax bomb series at Kiplinger! https://www.kiplinger.com/retiremen...05109/is-your-retirement-portfolio-a-tax-bomb Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or laura@andyallenteam.com. Go buy the 11th annual Thinking Texas Football. Find out why it's the Burnt Orange Bible. If you like getting free content, the least you can do is give EGAT 5 stars on iTunes, subscribe and review. Thanks!

    Rice Reaction

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2023 33:44


    It's an instant reaction from Paul and Randy on the 37-10 Longhorn win over the Rice Owls. The game was never remotely in doubt and the gents are very impressed by the Longhorn defense, pleased with special teams and less than delighted with the Texas offense. Why is the interior OL still a problem and why is Ewers still missing deep shots? What went right, what went wrong, how does Texas get it fixed before heading to Tuscaloosa. This is a raw reaction with no rewatch so forgive any errors or lack of diplomacy. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfinancial.com. Read his retirement tax bomb series at Kiplinger! https://www.kiplinger.com/retiremen...05109/is-your-retirement-portfolio-a-tax-bomb Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or laura@andyallenteam.com. Go buy the 11th annual Thinking Texas Football. Find out why it's the Burnt Orange Bible. If you like getting free content, the least you can do is give EGAT 5 stars on iTunes, subscribe and review. Thanks!

    Crimson Floors & Cream Ceilings: The 2023 Oklahoma Sooner Schedule Breakdown

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2023 76:09


    By popular demand, Paul and Sooner fan favorite Contrar-Ian Boyd talk about Brent Venables in Year 2 and what the Sooners need to do to right the ship as they sail out of the Big 12. They break down the Sooner schedule game by game. Does the ease of their schedule matter if they're not good? What if they are good? Paul flirts with the Sooner ceiling while Ian spills Crimson blood on the floor. Learn about what the Sooners will do well, their fatal flaws and why a whole generation of Sooner fans can't compute that they can be be bad at football. Could OU get Yormark'd in Stillwater in the Final Bedlam? Is Dillon Gabriel awesome or just average? Or both simultaneously, like Schrodinger's QB? Also, expect 5 minutes of tangents on being too early in anything, Christian theology, Anabaptists and Mongols. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfinancial.com. Read his retirement tax bomb series at Kiplinger! https://www.kiplinger.com/retiremen...05109/is-your-retirement-portfolio-a-tax-bomb Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or laura@andyallenteam.com. Go buy the 11th annual Thinking Texas Football. Find out why it's the Burnt Orange Bible. If you like getting free content, the least you can do is give EGAT 5 stars on iTunes, subscribe and review. Thanks!

    Texas Special Teams Breakdown: The Elite Indicator

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2023 55:53


    Special teams are the red-headed stepchild of unit analysis, but they've been absolutely essential in some key moments and seasons in Longhorn history. Why were elite Longhorn special teams so crucial in the 2005 and 2009 squads playing for national titles? Paul makes the case that elite special teams have been the hallmark of every great Longhorn team of recent memory. Don't believe it? Give the pod a listen and get the facts. They also discuss the secret reason for Matt Campbell's malaise and why the next step for Texas is not just special teams that negate the other team's unit, but actually score and drive outcomes. Finally, what do special teams say about a team's aggression, speed, youthful talent and attention to detail? Are they a leading indicator for your total program? The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfinancial.com. Read his retirement tax bomb series at Kiplinger! https://www.kiplinger.com/retiremen...05109/is-your-retirement-portfolio-a-tax-bomb Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or laura@andyallenteam.com. Go buy the 11th annual Thinking Texas Football. Find out why it's the Burnt Orange Bible.

    Texas Offensive Line Breakdown: Banks For Everything!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2023 73:29


    Paul and Ian break down the Longhorn OL and the wonders of the Dodge Intrepid. Texas has one of the best offensive tackle duos in college football, but the upside of this unit will be determined by improved guard play and the continued evolution of center Jake Majors. Who has the current inside track at starting guard and why? And why is getting push on the inside so crucial for the Texas inside zone running game from 11 personnel? Who are Kyle Flood's best 8 right now? Can this be an elite pass blocking unit this year? The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfinancial.com. Read his retirement tax bomb series at Kiplinger! https://www.kiplinger.com/retiremen...05109/is-your-retirement-portfolio-a-tax-bomb Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or laura@andyallenteam.com. Go buy the 11th annual Thinking Texas Football. Find out why it's the Burnt Orange Bible.

    Texas Defensive Line Breakdown: Beauty Is On The Inside

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2023 62:54


    Paul and Ian break down the 2023 defensive line. Depth and talent is abundant inside, as the unit boasts a rock solid two deep and an intriguing three deep. When a 24 game starter transfer from a Top 25 defense is your #4 DT, you're probably pretty good. Is the Alfred Collins breakout real and how much of it will take place at edge? Who is the most reliable edge other than Sorrell? What's Justice Finkley's upside? What's Ethan Burke's floor? Might Jaray Bledose be a solution? Will Kris Ross ever settle on a weight and position? Jump in and find out where the DL sits on the eve of the 2023 season. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfinancial.com. Read his retirement tax bomb series at Kiplinger! https://www.kiplinger.com/retiremen...05109/is-your-retirement-portfolio-a-tax-bomb Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or laura@andyallenteam.com. Go buy the 11th annual Thinking Texas Football. Find out why it's the Burnt Orange Bible.

    That's Gonna Leave A Yormark

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2023 91:09


    Paul and Randy talk about Brett Yormark's idiotic comments and how commissioner partiality can actually impact game integrity. They also wonder if Tech head coach Joey Mcguire is writing some checks that he can't cash. Then it's time to talk Week Zero college football. The games may not all be attractive, but after months of no football, they look pretty good to us. Then it's on to season outlooks for Texas, sundry Big 12 subjects and the parallels between online poker and kids on Playstations getting good at clock management and game theory. Finally, is SMU's offer to join the ACC without payment the ultimate flex? We thinks so. Join for a fun ramble through a lot of topics. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfinancial.com. Read his retirement tax bomb series at Kiplinger! https://www.kiplinger.com/retiremen...05109/is-your-retirement-portfolio-a-tax-bomb Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or laura@andyallenteam.com. Go buy the 11th annual Thinking Texas Football. Find out why it's the Burnt Orange Bible.

    Texas Wide Receiver & Tight End Breakdown: Among The National Elite

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2023 69:04


    Paul and Ian talk about the Texas wide receiver and tight end room. Has a once talent thin position become a team strength? Where do the Horns rank amongst the national elite? How can Steve Sarkisian spread the ball around to Worthy, Mitchell, Whittington, Neyor, Sanders and a promising group of young freshmen? The guys dig in on matchups, complementary skill sets, target share as well as discuss the proliferation of late-rising receivers from Texas. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfinancial.com. Read his retirement tax bomb series at Kiplinger! https://www.kiplinger.com/retiremen...05109/is-your-retirement-portfolio-a-tax-bomb Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or laura@andyallenteam.com. Go buy the 11th annual Thinking Texas Football. Find out why it's the Burnt Orange Bible.

    Texas Defensive Back Breakdown: To D Or Not To D

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2023 71:27


    The Texas DB group is going to be good. But can they be very good or great? Paul and Ian talk about the road from good to elite and what it could look like. The Horns have terrific depth and starting quality at cornerback and nickel and potentially good starters at safety. Who are the key players to tie it all together? What makes a player a boundary corner/safety vs a field corner/safety? Why hasn't Ian read Hamlet? Finally, the highly ranked freshman defensive back class is surpassing already high expectations. When will they see playing time and what's their ultimate upside? The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfinancial.com. Read his retirement tax bomb series at Kiplinger! https://www.kiplinger.com/retiremen...05109/is-your-retirement-portfolio-a-tax-bomb Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or laura@andyallenteam.com. Go buy the 11th annual Thinking Texas Football. Find out why it's the Burnt Orange Bible.

    Texas Linebacker Breakdown: Gbenda But Don't Break

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2023 57:30


    Back for more positional breakdowns. Paul and Ian dissect linebacker, a position that combines both strength and uncertainty. Jaylan Ford is The Dude but who will flank him? It's time for David Gbenda to emerge. Freshman Anthony Hill is turning heads. The hype is real. Is he the next Harold Perkins? What about Morice Blackwell's role? Ian and Paul also break down the game of the divisive Jett Bush and ponder the roles of the other freshmen. Learn what Texas should do to maximize this group and get Hill's full impact. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfinancial.com. Read his retirement tax bomb series at Kiplinger! https://www.kiplinger.com/retiremen...05109/is-your-retirement-portfolio-a-tax-bomb Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or laura@andyallenteam.com. Go buy the 11th annual Thinking Texas Football. Find out why it's the Burnt Orange Bible.

    Texas Quarterback Breakdown: Ewers Emerging

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2023 66:40


    Paul & Ian break down the QBs. How much will Ewers improve in 2023? What's the statistical profile and the more subjective measures? What needs to get better and how will a better supporting cast make Ewers more effective in addition to his own personal growth. Arch Manning and Maalik Murphy are deadlocked at QB2 after Manning's strong August showing. What's going on with both QBs and why on earth are their Vegas odds on what game Arch will take over the starting QB job THIS SEASON? A lot to discuss about the most important position on the field. Let's do it. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfinancial.com. Read his retirement tax bomb series at Kiplinger! https://www.kiplinger.com/retiremen...05109/is-your-retirement-portfolio-a-tax-bombNeed a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or laura@andyallenteam.com.Go buy the 11th annual Thinking Texas Football. Find out why it's the Burnt Orange Bible.

    Texas Running Back Breakdown: Is Brooks the Bell Cow?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2023 47:09


    Paul & Ian Boyd break down the Texas Longhorn running back room. Is Brooks ready to be the bell cow? How the heck do you describe his running style? When and how will freshman CJ Baxter emerge? Does Keilan Robinson have a role beyond 3rd down back? Savion Red, Tre Wisner, Jaydon Blue also factor. All of these questions and more are answered in a comprehensive 2023 RB preview. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfin.com. Read his personal finance series at Kiplinger! Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or laura@andyallenteam.com. Go buy the 11th annual Thinking Texas Football. Find out why it's the Burnt Orange Bible.

    Recruiting News & Bama Blues

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2023 78:11


    We can't avoid talking Colin Simmons and Texas recruiting. Where is he going? We've got some theories. f you're listening after the announcement then either we're so happy for you or we're sorry that happened to you. Then it's on to talking about the 800 pound crimson elephant on the Longhorn schedule: Alabama. What are people getting wrong or right about The Tide? What are the key matchups? And what subtle advantages might Steve Sarkisian have over his old boss? What record does Alabama finish with and could they take Ls from both major Texas teams in the same year? Finally, if you like freak athletes trying new sports and liked hearing about the New Zealand sprinter trying college football at Hawaii a few weeks ago, have we got an athlete for you. Banzai! The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfin.com. Read his personal finance series at Kiplinger! Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or laura@andyallenteam.com. Go buy the 11th annual Thinking Texas Football. Find out why it's the Burnt Orange Bible.

    2 Star Culture

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2023 88:11


    Paul and Randy talk Texas Longhorn fall camp, positions of weakness, strengths, why we like Sark as a straight shooter and other football musings. Then they segue into talking about Iowa State's two star culture and the Hunter Dekkers scandal, sports gambling (and how Texas has gone from Big 12 favorite to Big 12 FAVORITE), Matt Campbell's terrible timing and analyze the Cyclone season schedule. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfin.com. Read his personal finance series at Kiplinger! Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or laura@andyallenteam.com. Go buy the 11th annual Thinking Texas Football. Find out why it's the Burnt Orange Bible.

    A Card Laid Is A Card Played

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2023 92:29


    Justin Wells joins the pod to talk recruiting and more. Is sluggish Longhorn recruiting in East Texas something to be concerned about or a one year anomaly? Why is Texas taking a judicious approach with the last 7-8 scholarships in the class? How much portal room should Texas leave each year? Then, this week's team is Texas Tech. Paul and Justin predict every game on their schedule and discuss why the Raiders need to be taught a lesson in Austin come November. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfin.com. Read his personal finance series at Kiplinger! Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or laura@andyallenteam.com. Go buy the 11th annual Thinking Texas Football. It's better than Dianetics and The Illiad.

    Gotta Let Joe Cook

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2023 102:46


    Paul is joined by Accountable Joe and he lets him Cook as they discuss the far ranging topics of Colorado to the B12, Longhorn preview magazines, debate whether Holgo or Neal Brown gets fired on the tarmac first, weigh the merits of summer pool parties and then run a season schedule scenario for the TCU Horned Frogs. Let's do this. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfin.com. Read his personal finance series at Kiplinger! Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or laura@andyallenteam.com. Go buy the 11th annual Thinking Texas Football at Amazon, Apple or Smashwords. You'll laugh, you'll love, you'll grow.

    Recruiting Is Destiny

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2023 80:47


    After brief banter about Rocky Mountain National Park and Paul being on the No Fly Fishing List, Paul & Randy talk Texas recruiting and the national landscape. Right now, it's the Big Two and everyone else. Then it's on to a myriad of topics: how attractive is the Northwestern job, what are the best, middle tier and worst gigs in the Big 10, Class of Beef failures, the likely 2023 Longhorn transition to 3 WR vs 2 TE personnel and much, much more. Have you bought the 2023 Burnt Orange Bible yet? It's the best Longhorn and B12 preview on the planet. Do it! https://sites.google.com/view/the-2023-burnt-orange-bible/home The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfin.com. Read his personal finance series at Kiplinger! Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or laura@andyallenteam.com.

    If We Ran College Football

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2023 78:32


    Paul and Randy hit a bunch of good stuff on a really fun podcast. They talk Longhorn recruiting and what would they do as commissioners of college football. How about making FBS teams that schedule FCS teams play one quarter per game with ten men? They also talk college football playoff structures (yes, 3 loss teams will be in the playoff, count on it), choosing your opponent by seed and why a 22 year old football player at the University of Hawaii who has never played the game has their full attention. Is a 10.08 100 meters fast? Down the home stretch, what Big 12 teams benefit or suffer most from realignment? Finally, some baseball talk. David Pierce has now divorced 3 pitching coaches in 3 years. They're all the problem, huh? The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfin.com. Read his personal finance series at Kiplinger! Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or laura@andyallenteam.com.

    SEC Schedules & Cardinal Sins

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2023 79:26


    Paul and Randy break down the 2024 SEC schedule release and it's going to be a blast. The Longhorns will be renewing old hatreds (and building new ones). They talk about their most desired venues to visit, how the Sooners schedule takes a turn in '24, why the poor Florida Gators and Vanderbilt Commodores have it rough in 2024. Why do we need to recalibrate win and loss record perceptions in this brave new world? Then it's on to discussing the Stanford Super Regional. The strange ending, the excellent Stanford bats and how Texas will rebuild with a new roster. Meanderings and musings abound, per usual, including Randy Johnson dove murder trivia. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfin.com. Read his personal finance series at Kiplinger! Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or laura@andyallenteam.com.

    Texas Drinks Miami's Brisket Milkshake

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2023 58:35


    BasePaul and Randy break down the Longhorns' clutch playoff wins in Miami over the Louisiana Ragin Cajuns and the Miami Hurricanes...after the Oracle of Yoakum takes a victory lap for last pod's predictions. The Texas regional win in Southern Florida was highlighted by epic pitching performances from multiple Texas hurlers and timely offense from Longhorn batters. What did Randy see from the five Longhorn pitchers who threw and what does it portend for the postseason? LBJ, Gordon and Morehouse are hitting their stride at exactly the right time. How can the Horns carry over their momentum to a super regional in Palo Alto after the predictable Aggie meltdown? Can you smell Omaha? The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfin.com. Read his personal finance series at Kiplinger! Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or laura@andyallenteam.com.

    Get Your Tom Tom On

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2023 94:27


    You know what time it is EGAT fans? It's time for the Yoakum Tom Tom Festival! The premier tomato based festival between Victoria and Cuero. Oh and also college baseball playoffs, offseason football talk and even some basketball meanderings. Randy and Paul cover a lot of ground, drop a few nuggets and generally talk nonsense for an hour and half. Why is the only acceptable outcome for the 2023 Texas Football Team a Big 12 title? Find out here. Please subscribe, rate, review. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfin.com. Read his personal finance series at Kiplinger! Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or laura@andyallenteam.com.

    Guzzling Kool Aid

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2023 104:56


    The Texas football Kool Aid in this podcast may cause jittery anticipation and tooth decay. Paul & the Oracle of Yoakum break down the Texas spring game and spring practices even more and hold forth on Maalik Murphy's light turning on, why Jordan Whittington is headed for a big season and the reasons that the Texas defense should dare teams to run on them by getting as many talented cornerbacks on the field as possible. Why does Randy think that Texas will run the ball better than people expect and who will be the Longhorn lead running back? The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfin.com. Read his personal finance series at Kiplinger! Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or laura@andyallenteam.com.

    Texas Spring Game: Defense

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2023 86:50


    It's Part 2 of the Texas Longhorn Spring Football Game Breakdown. Paul and Ian talk about how to solve Edge, the improvements in secondary depth and talent, the defensive line, the athleticism of Anthony Hill and why it might be time to revive the Dirty Dime. It's football talk (and a couple of movie asides). The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfin.com. Read his personal finance series at Kiplinger! Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or laura@andyallenteam.com.

    Texas Spring Game: Offense

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2023 64:00


    Paul and Ian break down the Spring Game offense. Quinn Ewers, Maalik Murphy, Arch Manning, the receiver upgrades, Blue flashing at running back and the offensive line are all discussed in detail. Jump in and let's do this. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfin.com. Read his personal finance series at Kiplinger! Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or laura@andyallenteam.com.

    Terry Town

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2023 95:59


    Snakebitten (and zebra bitten) Texas basketball bows out on the precipice of the Final Four as Rodney Terry earns the big job. Paul & Randy break down the tournament, lament some odd officiating and a couple of bad breaks and talk about what will ultimately determine Rodney Terry's success. That leads to an interesting tangent on over and underachievement. Texas Hoops properly achieved. Texas baseball extends its 15 game winning streak at the expense of the Pooooor Aggies. What's working for the Horns? El Rey De Los Burros also schools Paul on some baseball wisdom, from freezing pitchers to how an elite college baseball team would fare in the pros. The usual number of tangents ensue, from soap box derbies, python bounties in the Everglades to construction site theft.  The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfin.com. Read his personal finance series at Kiplinger! Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or laura@andyallenteam.com.

    March Gladness

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2023 101:29


    We're back...and so is college basketball! Texas is in the Sweet 16 and college basketball is good again. Paul and Randy talk March Madness, the awesome games we've watched, the great matchups to come and the general excitement of college hoops putting out a good product at Texas and nationwide. What are the keys to Texas beating Xavier and making a Final Four run? What teams do they like to advance across each region? Then they get into Longhorn baseball, athletic specialization for kids and Texas spring football practice. What injured player from last year recovering will have the biggest impact for the Horns? The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfin.com. Read his personal finance series at Kiplinger! Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or laura@andyallenteam.com.

    Applebees Singularity

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2023 84:53


    Paul & Randy talk about CDC's town hall, which was laden with interesting info about Texas sports and the SEC move. Also check ins on UT basketball's tourney chances, a slow start to baseball and why Texas should be the frontrunner for the Big 12 football title. Pepper in some tangents about the singularity, Applebees and a prospective night game Cotton Bowl and you have all the ingredients for top shelf entertainment. Well, middle shelf. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfin.com. Read his personal finance series at Kiplinger! Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or laura@andyallenteam.com.

    SEC Bound

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2023 78:56


    Texas to the SEC in 2024! The deal is done. Paul and Randy talk about the move, their excitement, the need to challenge Texas athletics to eliminate complacency, dream road trips, how to structure the SEC schedule, whether "Texas is ready." We even snuck in a little Quinn Ewers mullet cut talk along with some Super Bowl and wildlife musings. But you know what this episode is about... The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfin.com. Read his personal finance series at Kiplinger! Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or laura@andyallenteam.com.

    Are You Familiar With The Work of Mr Darwin?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2023 104:42


    Paul and Randy are back and they discuss...everything? They dig on football portal transfers Mitchell, Holmes and Catalon, talk awful kid's Youtube shows, reflect on the NFL playoffs and the hilarious futility of being a Cowboys fan as embodied in their final play of the season, discuss why they're not sweating the Alamo Bowl loss, ponder our man crush on Joe Burrow, examine the weird and unexpected leveling up of Marcus Carr, Texas hoops, how snake farms work, African notions of civic liability, why freak athletes aren't like us, and Randy's Job Site Tales. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfin.com. Read his personal finance series at Kiplinger! Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or laura@andyallenteam.com.

    Portal Kombat

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2022 76:56


    Paul & Randy briefly discuss the legendary high school pitcher who bested two Texas national champions via the transitive property and then break down Texas portal needs, the Texas-Washington Alamo Bowl, Aztec human sacrifice, the rest of the college bowl slate, why construction job sites are always a cast of colorful characters. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfin.com. Read his personal finance series at Kiplinger! Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or laura@andyallenteam.com.

    Goodbye To A Pirate

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2022 54:26


    Paul and Randy talk about the tumult in the Texas basketball program and then shift to discussing Mike Leach and his legacy as an innovator and an authentic man who never felt the need to wear a mask, always asked why, and indulged his curiosity about the world. RIP Coach Leach. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfin.com. Read his personal finance series at Kiplinger! Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or laura@andyallenteam.com.

    Bijan Baptizes Baylor

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2022 126:44


    Paul and Randy have a lot to catch up on: how Texas beat Baylor, individual player improvements, defensive improvement over the course of the season, the travesty of the All Big 12 teams, college football coaching changes, Alaskan cabin portal analogies and much, much more. The conversation is fun and far-ranging. Jump in and enjoy. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfin.com. Read his personal finance series at Kiplinger! Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or laura@andyallenteam.com.

    Sarkopenia

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2022 76:17


    Paul & Randy break down the tough loss to the Horned Frogs in Austin. A hell of a performance by the Longhorn defense and a terrific Texas crowd was undermined by a surprising offensive Sarkopenia. What were the symptoms and how might it have been overcome? How does Sark balance developing Quinn Ewers with larger team goals? Finally, this isn't the Kansas you remember. Find out why the Jayhawks are 6-4 with multiple quality wins. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfin.com. Read his personal finance series at Kiplinger! Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or laura@andyallenteam.com.

    Raining Cats and Frogs

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2022 91:36


    Paul and Randy are fired up about the huge road win in Manhattan which sets up a big time contest in Austin against the Horned Frogs. They break down the win, talk Frog matchups and the potential for an all-time Texas crowd on Saturday night. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfin.com. Read his personal finance series at Kiplinger! Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or laura@andyallenteam.com.

    Rough Waters In Stillwater

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2022 118:49


    Paul and Randy break down the tough Texas loss in Stillwater where they saw plenty of good and bad. How can an improved Texas defense maximize? How does Quinn Ewers get back on track? Should he have been pulled in Stillwater? How does Texas close out the season? Then it's a potpourri of topics ranging from Big 12 matchups this weekend, Astros dominance and Colorado snow. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfin.com. Read his personal finance series at Kiplinger! Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or laura@andyallenteam.com.

    Cowboy Up

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2022 120:38


    Paul and Randy break some Big 12 games trying to learn about future opponents and then move on to the exciting come from behind win over Iowa State in Austin. They talk about the good and bad on the offense and defense and reflect on some takeaways from the contest. As usual, they explore some tangents, including Randy's pitching strategy against a little person, the anguish of Paul's Mom throwing away his childhood 1983 Longhorn baseball championship autographs and Paul's horror that something as tedious as a baseball game could last 18 innings. You can be sure they talk a little Oklahoma State and broader college football as well. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfin.com. Read his personal finance series at Kiplinger! Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or laura@andyallenteam.com.

    Can't Spell Shutout Without OU

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2022 147:07


    Have a road trip this week? Planning on a two and a half hour hike? Good news! Paul and Randy drop an epic post Red River Shutout podcast to keep you entertained and informed. They break down the massive Texas victory against OU, Quinn Ewers, Sark's play calling, the Horn D, preview Iowa State, and then indulge any number of topics and flight of fancy, to include how a 11-2 Texas could earn a playoff invitation. Inject this straight into your veins. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfin.com. Read his personal finance series at Kiplinger! Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or laura@andyallenteam.com.

    Hate Weak

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2022 109:09


    Hate week is no time to be weak. Paul and Randy are feeling confident about Texas-OU, which history proves is not a great mental state to be in before the Red River Shootout, unless the Longhorns deliver the goods. In which case, it's a glorious mental state to be in. They go in depth on the great performance against West Virginia and then preview what they've seen of OU this year. How does Texas match up? Who would you start at QB - for both teams? How will Brent Venables solve for a Sooner defense that's been trashed in consecutive weeks? It's a mega pod for your enjoyment. We're bringing it. Now you bring it. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfin.com. Read his personal finance series at Kiplinger! Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or laura@andyallenteam.com.

    Beating Vegas Week 5

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2022 14:55


    Hogs saved our bacon in Week 4 and Paul blinked at the possibility of maximizing his KSU will beat OU in Norman predictions he's been making since July. Lost nerve meant lost money. What about Week 5?

    Westbound & Down

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2022 102:53


    "Fundamentals are the crutch of the talentless." - Kenny Powers. Paul and Randy Boone break down the Texas loss in Lubbock and look to the future. They also talk about the Ovie Oghoufo incident and how cooler heads prevented a really bad scene, what's going on with the Texas D, and maybe Sark needing to not be afraid of going to the well again. Then it's a full on BS session: which of Randy's teammates was the best at football, Joey McGuire unfiltered, the greatness and accuracy of Kenny Powers, blue collar dog parks, coaching your own kid, the consistent desecration of the Randy Boone statue by Cuero pranksters, DKR getting a grass field, and cricket and tarantula attacks. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfin.com. Read his personal finance series at Kiplinger! Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or laura@andyallenteam.com. Read the best 2022 Texas football preview: Get the Burnt Orange Bible.

    Targeting Tech

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2022 40:18


    Paul gives a quick overview of where the Big 12 conference race stands and then goes hard in the paint on the Overshown targeting suspension. Then it's on to previewing Texas Tech in Lubbock and the Big 12 conference opener for the Longhorns. Who will start at QB - for either team? What are the keys to the game? Has Texas Tech's improved and retooled defense actually played anyone? The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfin.com. Read his personal finance series at Kiplinger! Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or laura@andyallenteam.com. Read the best 2022 Texas football preview: Get the Burnt Orange Bible.

    Beating Vegas Week 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2022 16:37


    Is Texas gonna get it done in Lubbock? Is Paul really betting a college football game with a 35 point over/under? How long will we ride the Kansas, Ole Miss, Kansas State and USC trains?

    Beating Vegas Week 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2022 16:00


    USC comes through in Week 2 and still loving the Wildcats. It is heart/head week and Paul has big bets on Miami, Texas and defense.

    Tide Heartbreak & Acme Jet Skates

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2022 66:33


    Paul and Justin talk Bama post Saturday disappointment and longer program optimism. What are the big picture takeaways from the Tide heartbreaker? Texas found its QB, but that's on hold. Texas also found a defense - can it stick around? Bama can't beat us twice, so it's on to breaking down UTSA's football team and mining Justin's brain for what makes Jeff Traylor such a unique and powerful culture builder. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfin.com. Read his personal finance series at Kiplinger! Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or laura@andyallenteam.com. Read the best 2022 Texas football preview: Get the Burnt Orange Bible.

    Pain Heals, Chicks Dig Scars, Glory Lasts Forever

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2022 59:31


    Paul and human glue Joe Cook break down the 52-10 Texas win over ULM and then discuss the biggest game in college football: Texas vs Alabama. Bama is a 20+ point favorite in Austin. How can Texas hang with the Tide? How many tricks does Steve Sarkisian have up his sleeve on Saturday? Join us and find out. The time is now for your new mortgage or refi with Gabe Winslow at 832-557-1095 or MortgagesbyGabe. Then get your financial life in order with advisor David McClellan with a free consult: dmcclellan@forumfin.com. Read his personal finance series at Kiplinger! Need a great CenTex realtor? Contact Laura Baker at 512-784-0505 or laura@andyallenteam.com. Read the best 2022 Texas football preview: Get the Burnt Orange Bible.

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