Fast Food Film Friends

Or, “Conjecture: The Podcast”

The time has come to celebrate the best of the best. And Taco Bell.

If you can't take the heat, don't put on the scarf. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fastfoodfilmfriends/support

“A million dollars isn't cool. You know what's cool? A million dollars worth of Whoppers.” --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fastfoodfilmfriends/support

What's worse than the indignity of losing? Enduring a heinous film as a result. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fastfoodfilmfriends/support

Please open your Handbook For The Recently Gorged to page one. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fastfoodfilmfriends/support

If you feel it, devour it. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fastfoodfilmfriends/support

If you can't take the heat, stay out of the post-apocalyptic wasteland. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fastfoodfilmfriends/support

All bets are off. Except for the ones that are on. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fastfoodfilmfriends/support

A pie divided against itself cannot stand. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fastfoodfilmfriends/support

Duke of House Atreides. Maud'Dib of Arrakis. Chicken of pizza. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fastfoodfilmfriends/support

Are these lean treats the bee's knees? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fastfoodfilmfriends/support

It's time to find out which is better: The taste of this burger, or our taste in movies. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fastfoodfilmfriends/support

Reminiscing on a summer of Barbs, bombs, and bad bets. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fastfoodfilmfriends/support

He came from nothing. He conquered everything. And by “he” we mean Colonel Sanders. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fastfoodfilmfriends/support

Big names. Big game. Will we acclaim? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fastfoodfilmfriends/support

Come on, Barbie, let's go spend 5 hours in a movie theater and question the nature of existence. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fastfoodfilmfriends/support

2 Fast 2 Film Friends --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fastfoodfilmfriends/support

Five participants enter. Four will be wrong. One will be slightly less wrong. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/fastfoodfilmfriends/support

The Colonel's prodigy enters the ring after a 9-year retirement. Does this former champ still have what it takes? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fastfoodfilmfriends/support

Always remember to take your own Tums before assisting others. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fastfoodfilmfriends/support

A hot year of films deserves a very hot dog. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fastfoodfilmfriends/support

Today's special: Fried cheese with a side of regret. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fastfoodfilmfriends/support

At the end of the day, every participant is a winner. Except for the four who lost. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fastfoodfilmfriends/support

One part sauce, two parts goss. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fastfoodfilmfriends/support

All aboard before this dog leaves the station. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fastfoodfilmfriends/support

I feel the need… the need for meats. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fastfoodfilmfriends/support

Five participants. One champion. Zero expertise. Enter your own top 10 list at https://www.thesummermoviewager.com/ --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fastfoodfilmfriends/support

Is this dish an enchanting creation or a spell gone wrong? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fastfoodfilmfriends/support

There's no time to explain; just press play. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fastfoodfilmfriends/support

Movie lovers by day; sticky sandwich eaters by night. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fastfoodfilmfriends/support

What's more unbearable than choking down this spicy specimen? Narrowing down our ten favorite movies from this jam-packed year. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fastfoodfilmfriends/support

It's Switchmas, baby. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fastfoodfilmfriends/support

"Truffles are the hunger-killer. Truffles are the little fungus that brings satisfaction. I will face my truffles, and I will permit them to pass through me." --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fastfoodfilmfriends/support

The only thing more difficult to digest than this cheesy concoction is the plot of this box-office bomb. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fastfoodfilmfriends/support

The breakfast of champions (...and supervillains) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fastfoodfilmfriends/support

Tip #1 for surviving in a world filled with sound-sensitive monsters: Eat crispy chicken while discussing it boisterously. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fastfoodfilmfriends/support

If the zombie hordes don’t destroy us, these meaty behemoths will. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fastfoodfilmfriends/support

You know what’s spicier than this sandwich? The hot takes coming straight out of our mouths. — How ‘Sound of Metal’ Star Paul Raci Went From Day Jobs to Oscar Nominee https://www.nytimes.com/2021/03/31/movies/paul-raci-sound-of-metal.html --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fastfoodfilmfriends/support

For the past year, we’ve been craving two things above all else: Star-studded dramas and mall food. — Read Vulture’s oral history of The Emperor’s New Groove: https://www.vulture.com/article/an-oral-history-of-disney-the-emperors-new-groove.html --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fastfoodfilmfriends/support

As we close the book on 2020, why not scarf down some saucy sustenance? Read ‘How the Ross Brothers pulled off Bloody Nose, Empty Pockets’ on Indiewire: https://www.indiewire.com/2020/01/bloody-nose-empty-pockets-bill-turner-ross-brothers-staged-bar-documentary-1202206285/ --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fastfoodfilmfriends/support

On the third day of Christmas, my Netflix gave to me... another Vanessa Hudgens?! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fastfoodfilmfriends/support

A sequel no one asked for. A pizza joint no one prefers. Could this pairing be a great success? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fastfoodfilmfriends/support

In the final entry of our mini-series, we discuss films from the 3 most important genres: Drama, comedy, and historical biographies reimagined through the use of hip-hop. — To jump ahead to a specific segment, skip to the timestamps below: 00:29 - The King of Staten Island 17:28 - Hamilton 22:49 - The Devil All The Time --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fastfoodfilmfriends/support

The second installment of our post-summer series involves pickled patriarchs, freaky flicks, ritzy reboots, and aspiring Icelanders. — To jump ahead to a specific segment, skip to the timestamps below: 00:35 - Eurovision 06:08 - An American Pickle 10:33 - She Dies Tomorrow 16:00 - Host 24:45 - Mulan --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fastfoodfilmfriends/support

Before we throw on our hoodies and reach for another dash of pumpkin spice, let's reflect on some of the films that dropped digitally during this strange summer season. — To jump ahead to a specific segment, skip to the timestamps below: 02:27 - The Old Guard 09:18 - Greyhound 16:32 - Da Five Bloods 24:04 - Palm Springs 32:35 - First Cow --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fastfoodfilmfriends/support

This week, we review the latest work of art from a renowned visionary with a nearly-impeccable track record. Also, we talk about Tenet. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fastfoodfilmfriends/support

We're back with another session of speedy assessments to get you through this sweltering summer season. NAACP Legal Defense Fund: https://www.naacpldf.org/ National Police Accountability Project: https://www.nlg-npap.org/ Black Visions Collective: https://www.blackvisionsmn.org/ Know Your Rights Camp: https://www.knowyourrightscamp.com/ Color of Change: https://colorofchange.org/ BYP100: https://www.byp100.org/ --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fastfoodfilmfriends/support

This week, we revert to a simpler time in our lives when love came easily and lunch contained virtually zero nutritional value. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fastfoodfilmfriends/support

Unusual times call for a rousing round of rapid reviews and raving recommendations. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fastfoodfilmfriends/support

If this frightening flick doesn’t boost your heart rate, this glazed grub should do the trick. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fastfoodfilmfriends/support