Football Ranter

In today's episode: A-Bomb comes clean about sneaking two young lads into the pub (allegedly for educational purposes). Chapo wrestles with his inner demons and admits—brace yourself—he kinda likes Manchester. Both lads shed a tear for poor UTDtrey, who just can't catch a break. Meanwhile, Elon Musk has big plans for X, involving… grannies?Elsewhere, Sheffield continues its reign as the UK's premier baby-eating slum, the world of football gets even weirder, and Southend might just be the friendliest team on Earth (someone check on that). Oh, and Chapo's found a delightful new murder hotel he's dying to tell you about.All this and so much more, in the funniest, most unhinged podcast you didn't know you needed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just a quick update on the greedy Glazers and Ratcliffe, that scruffy bastard. Honestly, it's a mess. The Glazers are still lining their pockets at the expense of the club, while Ratcliffe is playing his usual games, acting like he's a savior while probably just out for the next big payday. What a circus. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In today's show, we take a grown-up look at the state of Manchester United's finances—diving beyond the headlines to unpack the numbers, the challenges, and what it all means for the club's future. Are we about to see a change for the good? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today's show kicks off with a brief introduction to Manchester United's financial announcement—while A-Bomb is busy sunning his arse in the Mediterranean, and once again, Chapo is dishing out his infamous 'hawk and tun' update straight from a police car park. It's bound to be a right laugh unless you are the person with the chair to your head. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In today's show, The team dove into the ultimate debate: which Australian native animal would we take on in a brawl? A-Bomb was all in, insisting he'd swing a hammer at a funnel-web spider without batting an eye, while El-Chapo was dead set on toe-punting a wombat into submission. The hilarity didn't stop there—our discussion veered off into the wild world of “Erling Haalans and his Glory-Hunting Father,” and Chapo lost his mind at the day rates electrician charge. Then things got really spicy when Bomb and Chapo clashed over whether kids under 10 should be served sherry or double expressos at partys, with some cheeky football banter thrown into the mix. It was a rollercoaster of laughs from start to finish! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today's show, we dive into some truly thought-provoking (and slightly absurd) topics: the pros and cons of linesmen carrying guns—because why not spice up those offside debates? We ask the pressing question: why did Lee Gunner really move to Spain? We also explore goalkeepers with unique names like "Kinky" (yes, that's a real thing), and ponder whether council sports facilities should be converted into grow facilities. Of course, we've got a full roundup of all the drama, triumphs, and fiascos from the football world and lastly if you put the word "GANG" in front of a sentance why does it sounds sexual.Finally, we'd like to dedicate this episode to the legendary Dennis Law—a true icon of the game whose legacy continues to inspire. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In today's episode, we say a heartfelt thank you, champion women's rights and equality, and dive into the pressing issue of the nation's staggering scone consumption. We also dish out nominations for the greatest people of 2024, alongside the not-so-coveted title of Biggest C%*T of the Year. Naturally, we'll touch on Elon—future President of Planet Earth—and round things off with Chapo's top tips on dodging the law when it comes to steroid shenanigans and poison escapades. Stay tuned, it's a wild one! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In today's show, we're discussing a topic very close to our hearts: Men's Mental Health Week. If you need someone to talk to, the Samaritans are always there—call them in the UK at 116 123 or visit samaritans.org. And remember, you can always reach out to us too. Let's keep the conversation going.On a lighter note, we tackle the big questions: Should a used condom really be grounds to cancel a game? Does Chapo have a point about Steve Cooper actually looking like a policeman? Did Bandit almost off his missus by whisking her away to South Wales during Storm Burt—or, if not, what were his alternatives?All this and plenty more chaos on your favourite, The Football Ranter podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In today's episode, we dive into why Mancunians are suddenly considered Germans instead of their usual "bin dipper" label. Meanwhile, Chapo manages to get himself arrested (again), and Bomb discovers that referees can throw around all sorts of insults, including calling players C$%ts, without anyone batting an eye. Over in Hampshire, Southampton defenders are busy racking up red cards, which feels fitting since, let's be real, Southampton is a shithole. And what's the latest drama with Northern DT? Chapo morphs into a full-on tech guru, messing up the podcast by stripping out the music, then scrambling to put it back in, all while turning his mum's basement into a makeshift concert hall (we still don't know how that's even possible).Tune in for all this chaos and more on the Football Ranter Podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just a heads-up, everyone—we've finally cracked the code on our editing platform, so brace yourselves for a flood of content on your timelines. Yes, we're thrilled to have stumbled upon a winning formula (after only about a hundred attempts) that we can totally build on. And no, I'm not expecting anyone from Sheffield to get excited or even have the capcity to read, since we all know it's basically the UK's preferred dumping group for the nation's dullards and imbeciles. Oh, and speaking of imbeciles—Trump again? Seriously? What is it with you people—do you all hail from Sheffield?Buckle up for another Rant abour loads of Stuff Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This Week A-Bomb and El-Chapo discuss a plethora of football related topics including , Chelsea , Arsenal , San Marino and a special mention to our new favourite team the Hawk & Tun , Like , Subscribe , Share and get involved , Cheers people Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Here we go! We're back and ranting to go for our 1st show on transfer deadline day—we have players out, players in from the crew, and the of course the chaos is in full swing! Roadman's still checking in on you to make sure your ok, while Chapo's still got that burning hatred for Sheffield and Bomb is still trying to keep things in check. Join us as we dive into the wild ramblings of the crew and gear up for an exciting season full of madness on the Football Ranter podcast! You won't want to miss it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are back!!!The boys are tackling the football world and bringing it down a peg or two. Headbutting Serie A managers, annoying Onlyfans "football fans" and a roundup of all that is good and bad! Happy Rants!Send your ⚽ rants 07856506029 https://chat.whatsapp.com/LekE7tNnNeJJxBkadshouter@footballranter.comabomb@footballranter.comelchapsticko@footballranter.comdrq@footballranter.cominstagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1Twitter - @ranter_football Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We deeply apologise for the lack of content as recent issues with the Podcasting platform have led to the loss of many of our classic Rants. Upon further investigation, we discovered that the platform is hosted in Sheffield at a facility associated with Scientology. Make of that what you will.Rest assured, we will be back very soon with new content. Once again, we apologise for the delay. As always, we express our frustrations with Sheffield its awful infrastructure, and we hope that the recent defeat Arsenal inflicted upon you reflects the challenges you face.Thank you for your patience and continued support. !Send your ⚽ rants 07856506029shouter@footballranter.comabomb@footballranter.comelchapsticko@footballranter.comdrq@footballranter.cominstagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1Twitter - @ranter_football Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the boys are talking all things football, what penalty taker would you have save your life, facts that don't sound true, blue cards and more!Send your ⚽ rants 07856506029 https://chat.whatsapp.com/LekE7tNnNeJJxBkadshouter@footballranter.comabomb@footballranter.comelchapsticko@footballranter.comdrq@footballranter.cominstagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1Twitter - @ranter_football Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week is the world of Rants, the boys chat about peoples conspiracy theories, the celebration police and the downside of technology. EnjoySend your ⚽ rants 07856506029 https://chat.whatsapp.com/LekE7tNnNeJJxBkadshouter@footballranter.comabomb@footballranter.comelchapsticko@footballranter.comdrq@footballranter.cominstagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1Twitter - @ranter_football Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Talk of Klopp hitting the bricks, Roadman talking niche 11's, conspiracy and total football rants on a biblical scale. Send your ⚽ rants 07856506029 https://chat.whatsapp.com/LekE7tNnNeJJxBkadshouter@footballranter.comabomb@footballranter.comelchapsticko@footballranter.comdrq@footballranter.cominstagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1Twitter - @ranter_football Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the guys are chatting about the real effects of deluded fans calling for a managers head and the self entitled world of top flight football, racism in football, conspiracy an all the usual crazy!Send your ⚽ rants 07856506029 https://chat.whatsapp.com/LekE7tNnNeJJxBkadshouter@footballranter.comabomb@footballranter.comelchapsticko@footballranter.comdrq@footballranter.cominstagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1Twitter - @ranter_football Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the guys are chatting about ffp and how it is about as much use as throwing a deckchair off the Titanic. The transfer market and all the usual rants.Send your ⚽ rants 07856506029 https://chat.whatsapp.com/LekE7tNnNeJJxBkadshouter@footballranter.comabomb@footballranter.comelchapsticko@footballranter.comdrq@footballranter.cominstagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1Twitter - @ranter_football Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The team are back for 2024! Discussion finds its way to the European Super League! Is it the better the devil you know or not? Plus all the usual Rants!Send your ⚽ rants 07856506029 https://chat.whatsapp.com/LekE7tNnNeJJxBkadshouter@footballranter.comabomb@footballranter.comelchapsticko@footballranter.comdrq@footballranter.cominstagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1Twitter - @ranter_football Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the Football Ranter Xmas Do! The lads listen throughout the day discuss the results coming in, the Ranter Derby Villa v Arsenal, Xmas quizzes, drunken carnage and has the Burton Albion mascot had a stroke. Send your ⚽ rants 07856506029 https://chat.whatsapp.com/LekE7tNnNeJJxBkadshouter@footballranter.comabomb@footballranter.comelchapsticko@footballranter.comdrq@footballranter.cominstagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1Twitter - @ranter_football Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the guys talk this week's football, the up and coming Ranter xmas party, an Dr Q is overseas. Send your ⚽ rants 07856506029 https://chat.whatsapp.com/LekE7tNnNeJJxBkadshouter@footballranter.comabomb@footballranter.comelchapsticko@footballranter.comdrq@footballranter.cominstagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1Twitter - @ranter_football Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the team look at this week's football, Jamie Carragher's Cuboid head and start the call for Dr. Q for Fifa President. All the usual rants to go around!Send your ⚽ rants 07856506029 https://chat.whatsapp.com/LekE7tNnNeJJxBkadshouter@footballranter.comabomb@footballranter.comelchapsticko@footballranter.comdrq@footballranter.cominstagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1Twitter - @ranter_football Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about Everton points deduction, crazy fans, A bomb stalker and the usual fun!Send your ⚽ rants 07856506029 https://chat.whatsapp.com/LekE7tNnNeJJxBkadshouter@footballranter.comabomb@footballranter.comelchapsticko@footballranter.comdrq@footballranter.cominstagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1Twitter - @ranter_football Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the lads from the Ranter team will be talking all things football, and El Chapo decides that Sheffield is not the only place on his hit list.Send your ⚽ rants 07856506029 https://chat.whatsapp.com/LekE7tNnNeJJxBkadshouter@footballranter.comabomb@footballranter.comelchapsticko@footballranter.comdrq@footballranter.cominstagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1Twitter - @ranter_football Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the lads from the Ranter team will be talking all things football, a champions league section and El Chapo allows his distain for Sheffield get a little out of control. EnjoySend your ⚽ rants 07856506029 https://chat.whatsapp.com/LekE7tNnNeJJxBkadshouter@footballranter.comabomb@footballranter.comelchapsticko@footballranter.comdrq@footballranter.cominstagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1Twitter - @ranter_football Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode the lads want to address the join between mental health and football. With some personal accounts, experiences, a bit of the usual fun and stories. Please be advised some of the topics may be triggering and if you are need of help please reach out, whether to us, contacts below or anyone. You do not need to suffer alone.Call 116 123 in the UK for @samaritanscharityCall 0800 689 5652 for @nationalsuicidehelplineukText SHOUT to 85258There are many more outlets who will help. Do not suffer alone. Please share and hopefully this will help someone. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Strap yourselves in for another ride on the Rantasia busSend your ⚽ rants 07856506029 https://chat.whatsapp.com/LekE7tNnNeJJxBkadshouter@footballranter.comabomb@footballranter.comelchapsticko@footballranter.comdrq@footballranter.cominstagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1Twitter - @ranter_football Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we go back and take a look at our interview with Leatherhead Chairman David Pope. What goes in to the running of a club, the difficulties, the joys and the disasters! Send your ⚽ rants 07856506029 https://chat.whatsapp.com/LekE7tNnNeJJxBkadshouter@footballranter.comabomb@footballranter.comelchapsticko@footballranter.comdrq@footballranter.cominstagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1Twitter - @ranter_football Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the guys head into to the murky world of being an Everton fan as well as all the usual fun of Rantasia!Send your ⚽ rants 07856506029 https://chat.whatsapp.com/LekE7tNnNeJJxBkadshouter@footballranter.comabomb@footballranter.comelchapsticko@footballranter.comdrq@footballranter.cominstagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1Twitter - @ranter_football Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we dive into the mailbag and do what Football Ranter is all about! From the crazy to the outright mad. Hilarious, football comedy, funny and the totally unpredictable. We have 'what boils my p**s' a new section for weekly rants and somehow a mention of Hulk Hogan at Oldham Athletic.Send your ⚽ rants 07856506029 https://chat.whatsapp.com/LekE7tNnNeJJxBkadshouter@footballranter.comabomb@footballranter.comelchapsticko@footballranter.comdrq@footballranter.cominstagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1Twitter - @ranter_football Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we dive into the mailbag and do what Football Ranter is all about! From the crazy to the outright mad. Hilarious, football comedy, funny and the totally unpredictable.Send your ⚽ rants 07856506029 https://chat.whatsapp.com/LekE7tNnNeJJxBkadshouter@footballranter.comabomb@footballranter.comelchapsticko@footballranter.comdrq@footballranter.cominstagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1Twitter - @ranter_footballFootball Soccer FIFA Premier League World Cup Champions League Fantasy Football Football Boots Football Jerseys Football News Football Players Football Scores Football Highlights Football Stadiums Football Clubs Football Transfers Football Betting Football Tactics Football History Football Equipment Football Coaches Football Training Football Leagues Football Tactics Football Formation Football Videos Football Goals Football Skills Football Streaming Football Analysis Football Tactics Football Statistics Football Fans Football Rules Football History Football Matches Football Tournaments Football Skills Football Analysis Football Tactics Football History Football Fans Football Rules Football Matches Football Tournaments Football Skills Football Analysis Football Tactics Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we dive into the mailbag and do what Football Ranter is all about! From the crazy to the outright mad. Hilarious, football comedy, funny and the totally unpredictable.Send your ⚽ rants 07856506029 https://chat.whatsapp.com/LekE7tNnNeJJxBkadshouter@footballranter.comabomb@footballranter.comelchapsticko@footballranter.comdrq@footballranter.cominstagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1Twitter - @ranter_footballFootball Soccer FIFA Premier League World Cup Champions League Fantasy Football Football Boots Football Jerseys Football News Football Players Football Scores Football Highlights Football Stadiums Football Clubs Football Transfers Football Betting Football Tactics Football History Football Equipment Football Coaches Football Training Football Leagues Football Tactics Football Formation Football Videos Football Goals Football Skills Football Streaming Football Analysis Football Tactics Football Statistics Football Fans Football Rules Football History Football Matches Football Tournaments Football Skills Football Analysis Football Tactics Football History Football Fans Football Rules Football Matches Football Tournaments Football Skills Football Analysis Football Tactics Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we interview 'Alright fans' the character based comic from Instagram and Tiktok. He tells us his view on the footballing world, which, is unlike anyone we have spoken to! Not to be missed! Take a look at the links below and check Alright Fans as well as our other media channels!Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/alrightfans/Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@cafc69redarmyTwitter - @alrightfanspatreon.com/alrightfansSend your ⚽ rants 07856506029 https://chat.whatsapp.com/LekE7tNnNeJJxBkadshouter@footballranter.comabomb@footballranter.comelchapsticko@footballranter.comdrq@footballranter.cominstagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1Twitter - @ranter_football Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today we interview striker Danny Waldron. We explore his success in last year's FA Cup for Alvechurch, being on television, his career, people creating songs about him and much more...Contact us and send us your rantswhats app - 07856506029 https://chat.whatsapp.com/LekE7tNnNeJJxBkadInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/footballranter/Tik Tok - https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1Twitter - @ranter_footballEmail - shouter@footballranter.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the Inaugural episode of Football Ranter with hosts, A-Bomb, El Chapo and on tech Dr. Q. Here is where we want to air your football grievances and complaints. On today's episode we have Baz host of Through Black and White Eyes to take us through his vision of football. This leads us to Newcastle United FC nostalgia, FFP conspiracy, Kylian Mbappe, what club would you make vanish from existence and much more. Subscribe to our Podcast and come on a journey through football with us!Check us out atwww.footballranter.comhttps://www.instagram.com/footballranter/https://www.tiktok.com/@footballranter1Twitter - @ranter_footballCheck out Baz at these links!https://youtube.com/@throughblackandwhiteeyes https://www.tiktok.com/@throughblackandwhiteeyeshttps://www.instagram.com/through_black_and_white_eyes/Twitter - @ThroughBWEyes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.