Garbage Brain University

We figured it out, and today we'll tell you why it is that people hate thinking. Also, compulsory social media use, flat earth tariffs, creating garbage for likes, and which former US politician is a werewolf. (You'll have to listen to find out who.)• natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

We talked about Green Up Day, littering, jam, AirBnB, aliens, angels, the void, and a possible entirely scientific explanation for why everyone today seems to be so dumb.If you'd like to hear over 400 more patron-only episodes, subscribe to us for five bucks and you'll get an invite to join our patron-only Discord server as well.• natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

We recorded this on Weed Easter, which meant that the pope was still alive at the time of our recording! We also talked about Tiktok conspiracies, Facebook prophecies, switching timelines, and why everything in New England is always closed.This is a free episode, but you can get more by subscribing! We have over 400 patron-only episodes in the archives which are available for the tiny fee of five dollars. Your subscription will help us keep writing and recording:• natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

Today, we tell you about the latest crop of conspiracy theories we've dug out of the mines of TikTok. We also touch on alternate dimensions, the Shakespeare theory, stocks, Bluesky, and Mud Season.If you're not a patron yet, we'd love your support! For just five bucks, you can subscribe to hear 400+ patron-only episodes, bonus material, and gain membership to our private Discord server where we plan future episodes and chat with listeners. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

We tell you what psychics found when they remote-viewed the pyramids, and we also tell you what scientists found several hundred meters deep underneath the pyramids last week. We also talk egyptology, Reggae Night, jam bands, pop punk (and their little accents), eating mummies, how to build a skyscraper in the year -1,000,000, and more.• natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

Today we talk about Daylight Saving, listening to your body, saunas, wind chill, Peter Caine, Silk Road, the feds, the libs, and what the Elites are buying on the Dark Web™.• natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

In today's free and public Normal Conversation, we talk Catholic schools, meditation, what happened to websites, corporate takeovers, aliens, Natalie's rock, and why so many UFO fans are suddenly pissed off.To get 400+ more patron-only Everything Is Real and Garbage Brain University episodes, subscribe right here: https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com• natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

Today, we talked about football, capitalism, forums, AI, irony, misogyny, UFOs, Jesus, and the worst podcast Drew has ever been a guest on. Listen to sip the tea with us, and subscribe at https://patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity for over 450 more episodes! • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

Today, we talk about what normal means, lying, taking drugs, magazines, turtle-ing up, Bernie, John Lear, 2027, Lori Bruno, psychics, and more!For over 400 more patron-only episodes of Garbage Brain University and Everything Is Real, subscribe at https://patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity !Also, if you haven't seen it yet, grab the new HELL ORBS album by Drew & Dendy Crew at https://dendycrew.bandcamp.com - 30 minutes of Drew's vocals over classic Dendy Crew production styles.• natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

Today we're talking about the only war you should ever support! We also get into Europeans, The Claims Adjuster, AI, Natalie's hospital story, insurance companies, the media's manipulation of us as readers, and why you can't twist a class issue to be a political one.• natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

We talk about tomorrow's election, podcasting for money, Gaza, The Washington Post, perfectionism, starting a cult, billionaires, and the horror of turning over a new leaf. This is our second attempt at having a normal conversation.Let us know how we did by posting in our Discord server (you get a link when you sign up!) and hear our other, less normal 400+ episodes right here when you subscribe.• natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

In the first episode of our new series, enjoy our attempts to have a normal conversation. We talk about "convenience," student loans, class in America, Shakespeare, P. Diddy, Antarctica, and explain the concept of The Shame Doula.• natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

This month, we read Luis Elizondo's book "Imminent" so you wouldn't have to (it's not great!) Inside, we found that his years-long claim of having new information to disclose about UFOs and aliens was almost completely false. But he did admit to running Guantánamo Bay, the notorious torture camp where the US Government still holds prisoners to this day! Find out everything else we learned about Lue Elizondo's grift by listening to this episode, which is free for the public.• natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

Welp, it turns out that Morgellons is actually aliens. That's not great! Plus: Black Sabbath bassist visited by orb, Van Halen member visited by orb, Bob Dylan visited by devil or alien, and much more. It's Weird July and it's free for you to listen to right now.Please subscribe to our Patreon, by the way. It's at https://patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity and it keeps us writing and recording Garbage Brain University for you. Your subscription gets you over 400 patron-only episodes plus access to our subscriber-only Discord!• natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

We share the weirdest stories from June with you, including the world of secret fungus, the alien intervention in NASA exploration, one weird tip to stop an alien abduction, and much more.• natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

Karl Nell, former U.S. Army Colonel, admits that non-human intelligence is real, and on Earth.• natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

Scientists agree with what we've been telling you for years: animals are conscious and have subjective experiences! We tell you why they came to this conclusion, along with the tales of animals which not only proved to be conscious - but telepathic. Also, we talk about Mothman, omens and prognostication, the mathematical basis of the universe, entropy, unidentified garbage bag objects, and more.This is a free public episode, like all our Weird Month episodes, but if you'd like to hear 400+ more episodes and join our patron-only discord, hit us with a subscription at https://patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity and we'll do the rest.• natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

This month, we explore the return of the monolith in Wales, the brand-new (more realistic) alien bodies in Peru, the alien handwriting disclosed by an American lawyer, and dozens of other topics.Our Weird Month episodes are free for the public, but if you'd like to hear 400+ more humor-based episodes about aliens, the occult, quantum physics, the paranormal, and so forth, become a Patron. You'll also get access to our private Discord and more. It's all right here: • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

We recap everything weird that happened this month in the world of aliens, consciousness, quantum physics, and more. Patrons get 400+ Everything Is Real and Garbage Brain University episodes, as well as access to our private subscriber discord, so if you haven't become a patron yet, now's the time!• natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

Today begins our new series, where we examine the UFO, alien, paranormal, and otherwise weird events of the month, and fill you in on what they mean. This month, we talk about the Jellyfish UFO, aliens at the mall in Miami, what real scientists think about Neil Degrasse Tyson, extra dimensions, alien disclosure, the Department of Defense, and more.This episode is FREE for everyone to listen to, but we'd love your support to keep making Weird Months and our weekly patron-only episodes! Head to https://patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity to become a paid subscriber, which gives you access to our patron-only Discord server and over 400 episodes you've never heard.• natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

The whistleblower David Grusch testified under oath to Congress yesterday that there has been a secret UFO retrieval program going on for decades, and that the US government has retrieved both alien craft and alien bodies. We talk you through the implications of this, along with the question no one else is asking, let alone answering: Is David Grusch an alien himself? Listen now and find out.If you're not a patron of GBU yet, this would be an excellent time for you to do so. Our last few months of episodes have been for patrons only, and you've missed over 200 patron-only episodes! Your membership also comes with an invitation to our exclusive, patron-only Discord server. Become a patron right here, right now by clicking this button:• natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

This week, whistleblower David Grusch revealed the existence of a secret US program to retrieve crashed alien spacecraft, and it goes back further than you'd think. In today's episode, we tell you what he revealed, what it means in the context of the post-2019 alien disclosure program, and where all of this is headed.Today's episode is free, but this year, we're saving most of our episodes for patrons only. You can become a patron, enabling you to hear our entire archive (including 170 patron-only episodes of Garbage Brain University and Everything Is Real) for only five bucks by Subscribing here: • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

What happens when you shoot a UFO 1,400 times and it flies off without complaint, in front of thousands of onlookers? The Battle Of LA took place in 1942, and reveals the bizarre nature of unidentified aerial phenomena. We give you the evidence, including a strikingly similar case from over 400 years ago, and let you decide whether or not it was “just a weather balloon.”You should really become a patron of GBU / Everything Is Real if you haven't already, btw! You'll get 180 episodes you've never heard, and membership in our Discord server, where we work together twice a week to answer the standing question in every episode. (Membership is restricted to patrons, so there aren't any randos.)• natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

Unearthed in Belize in the 1920s, this crystal skull purportedly imbued its owner with powers and enabled her to live to the age of exactly 100. We find out the truth behind this famous skull and others unearthed over time, and reveal the legend of what happens when all 13 of these skulls are reunited.Becoming a patron of GBU/Everything Is Real gives you access to twice as many episodes as free subscribers, and allows you entrance into the mystical GBU Discord server. Convert your free subscription to a paying patronage by clicking this button, and join us: • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

In 1984-5, a schoolteacher began receiving messages on his computer from a man living in 1574… and, then, messages from someone in the year 2109. We examine this, and the related paranormal activity surrounding the arrival of Ye Mysticyl Boxxe Of Lightes Upon Which A Manne Can Engrave Lettyrs, in today's Everything Is Real.Not a patron? We need your help to continue researching, writing, and recording these episodes! You'll be rewarded with our secret discussion area as well as over 170 episodes that only paying patrons are allowed to hear. Join us now by pressing this button:• natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

The famous Ziggurat of Ur may contain a wormhole (“stargate”) that allows travel through time and space. Did the US wage the Iraq war to take control of it? Where are the other wormholes? And why did the Sumerians build it in the first place? We investigate these questions, plus what happens when the EMP destroys all of our data, why you can put trash in a wormhole, why Natalie hates outer space, and why Einstein would have hated all of this.Not a patron? You've missed our investigations of the real Men In Black, apes with psychedelic mushrooms, a time-traveling battleship, and instructions on how to summon an alien with sex magic. Become a paying patron now for these as well as 170 episodes you've never heard and access to our subscriber Discord to discuss these topics and more.• natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

The Travis Walton abduction case is one of the most well-documented of the 1970s, and today, we dig into the evidence. Why did the aliens heal him aboard their craft? Who was paid off to “debunk” the case? And what was network television's motive in having him play a game show, decades later? We reveal all this and more in today's free episode.Not a paying subscriber? You should become one. Not only will you support us researching, writing, and recording Everything Is Real, but you'll get access to our entire backcatalogue of over 170 episodes of GBU + EIR and membership in our exclusive Discord server. Join us now.• natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

Today, we bring you the Hopkinsville Goblin case, one of the most compelling extraterrestrial/interdimensional beings discovered in the 20th century. For hours, these goblins tormented a farm family in rural Kentucky. Where were they from? How did they get here? And how did Pokemon take this famous cryptid sighting and turn it into Sableye? We answer these questions and more in today's Everything Is Real.You can help us continue to research, write, and record GBU/Everything Is Real by becoming a patron, a sponsor, or a paying subscriber. Not only will you get full access to our discussion channels, but you'll hear over 170 episodes that are only for paying members. Do it now.• natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

John Titor came from the year 2036 and may have changed our timeline. He was a child soldier who fought in the New American Civil War, and predicted the Y2K disaster, Mad Cow Disease, and World War III. Did he change our timeline? Is the current state of affairs the result of meddling in cosmic destiny by a soldier from the not-so-far-flung future? We reveal everything in today's episode of Everything Is Real.We need you to become a paid patron so that we can continue to make GBU/EIR. Please join us using this button or the address at the end of the episode!• natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

After WWII, the Nazis dispersed across the earth like dandelion fluff. Did some of them end up in Antarctica? We investigate today, along with the details on Operation Paperclip, Bob Lazar's involvement in Nazi technology, foo fighters (the UFOs, not the band,) the Nazi UFO crash in 1965, Operation Highjump, why the toothbrush moustache is coming back, and why people are always so naïve.Please consider upgrading your subscription to the paid level ($5/mo!) It's not much money but it will help us continue to research, write, and record Everything Is Real. You'll get full access to over 170 paid episodes you've never heard, plus membership in our secret Discord community.Have friends? Consider gifting them a year of paid GBU as a present this year, using this very button. Your gift sub lets them get all the benefits of regular membership, but you'll pay for it instead of them. It sounds wonderful to be your friend.• natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

The portal that Jack Parsons and Aleister Crowley opened may have ushered in the age of UFOs... and may have been the first sighting of what most call a "grey alien" today. We went deep on the rituals they used to do this, investigated the links between alien sex rituals and quantum mechanics, and tell you how to summon an alien yourself. For more Everything Is Real (you haven't heard 7 of our patron-only episodes!) and Garbage Brain University (165 patron-only episodes,) you'll need to upgrade to a paid membership. Hit the button and you'll get all the extras.• natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

What is a Marian apparition? What should you do if one appears to you? And why does the Virgin Mary tell you the same things that aliens do when they appear? We've put together compelling evidence that the Virgin Mary apparitions seen around the world are, in fact, extraterrestrial beings. Listen now.If you missed our episode on why the Galactic Federation is real (#12) that's because you're not a patron yet! Convert your subscription from free to paid now (with this button) and you'll get twice as many episodes as free subscribers, plus access to our private Discord server where you can share your own ratings with hundreds of other Everything Is Real listeners:• natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

Bigfoot has been part of human culture since prehistory, and we dig into the mysteries surrounding this legendary creature in today's Everything Is Real. If you're interested in Sasquatch, you've already picked apart the Paterson Film and read about Ray Wallace, but we go deeper, investigating Bigfoot's ties to Hinduism, extraterrestrials, conscious manifestation, and more.If you're not a patron yet, join us by converting your free membership (you only hear half our episodes) into a paid sub. Your small contribution entitles you to the full archive of over 160 patron-only episodes, plus access to our private Discord community. See you there.• natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

We investigated the idea that archons are using the negative emotions of Planet Earth (“loosh”) as food. Reptilians, aliens, interdimensional entities, Annunaki, and who knows what else may be sucking down your very own sadness for their own uses. We consulted Robert Monroe, the Nag Hammadi, simulation theory, fractal similarities, biological evidence, and human history to find out more.Become a patron of GBU and you'll learn even more, with an extra episode ONLY for patrons for every free episode we release, plus access to our listener community, GBU Bake Off, and group games. Plus, if you want to leave your own score on whether or not you think each episode's topic is real, you've gotta be a member. Slam this button or visit the URL at the end of each episode to become a patron.• natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

Today, we learn how people spontaneously catch on fire, and why. Join us as we review the history of spontaneous human combustion from the 1400s to the present day, discuss the thermodynamic viability of a human catching fire, and lay out the evidence for why spontaneous human combustion is real.You can help us keep making GBU and Everything Is Real by shelling out five bucks a month. You missed Episode 6 (celebrity impostors), Episode 4 (Atlantis), Episode 2 (the Large Hadron Collider) and over 150 episodes of GBU. Become a paying subscriber now and reap the benefits.• natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

The Georgia Guidestones were blown up this year, presumably by activists who believed they were part of a plot involving mass depopulation and eugenics. But were they really? We dug into the hidden history of the Guidestones, their builders, their message, and revealed who really wanted these things wiped from the face of the earth.Half of our Everything Is Real episodes are for patrons only (you've missed our reveal of where Atlantis is today, and how the Large Hadron Collider actually destroyed our universe!) Plus, a patronage lets you score each episode yourself in Discord and chat about topics near and far with hundreds of other listeners. To become a part of our inner circle and suggest new episodes of Everything Is Real, you'll need to become a patron by hitting this button or going to The Other Site Where You Can Be A Patron Of Artists:• natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

Why do people think the royal family isn't fully human? We investigate the rumors and facts surrounding the House Of Windsor, including their infallibility to human law, the alien-human hybridization program, their mysterious health problems, vampirism, and the bombshell discovery that ties the Royal Family to the political structure of the USA. If you haven't joined our patron program already, you missed last week's episode about the Large Hadron Collider destroying the universe. And if you don't join now, you'll miss half of all future Everything Is Real episodes. They're only for paying patrons! That's how we fund the writing, research, recording and editing of this whole operation. Won't you please join us now? (using either this button below, or The Other Site Where You Can Subscribe To Garbage Brain University?)* natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

Whoa! Everything Is Real! In today's episode, we're talking about dreams that predict reality, ontology, the history of questioning reality, why you can't trust your eyes, materialism, idealism, Descartes, Monty Hall, Einstein, simulation theory, monks who dream, and what happens outside of the present moment.Everything Is Real is brought to you by Garbage Brain University (obviously.) Subscribe if you want to hear future episodes which are available for paying members only! Five bucks gets you access to the entire GBU archive (150 episodes that aren't available until you join) and access to all paid episodes in the future, as well as our community Discord.• natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

What are llamas? Are they bussin? Why do people use them for therapy? What is it like to be a llama? And why are they two of people? We answer your deepest, darkest llama questions in today's episode.Also: You need to upgrade to being a patron, so you can get our next miniseries, which starts NEXT WEEK. You're missing half of the episodes we record and post, too, if you're not a patron/paid subscriber. Hit the brown button here or go you-know-where to become a patron.• natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

Air: it's all over! We talked about what's in it (magically and otherwise) but more importantly, we bring you the unheard story of Cube Man. You'll have to listen to understand why.Not a paying patron/subscriber? You need to do that, because you missed our cat episode (GBU 309) which you'll only get if you pay, along with over 150 other paid episodes. Pay now please. Thank you.• natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

Axolotl genes, touching animals, hairless cats, how to regrow an eyeball (if you're a human,) how to regrow other stuff (if you're an axolotl,) and the weird experiments people have done with axolotls. Plus, the one weird secret you actually for sure didn't know about axolotls! Listen now.Are you not a patron yet? You need to hop on that soon (hit that button above to convert your free “i get this email” into an actual patronage of GBU!) You'll get the 150 episodes you haven't heard, plus access to our secret group chat.natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

We answer all your questions about nuts and inhabiting a corporeal form on today’s GBU. “Wait! Natalie and Drew! You didn’t answer my question! I didn’t even know I could ask questions to be included on the show!” That’s because you’re not in our Discord. Follow the instructions in the episode or click the “Upgrate To Paid” button to join us there.• natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

We learn about laundry today, from ancient to modern times. Plus: why you don't have to wash your pants, what you can (and can't) throw away, the Soylent guy and his Engineer Brain, terpenes, soap, and what happens when you eat a mango like an apple.Not subscribed? Do that if you want in on our live trivia matches, chat room, and the 150 patron-only episodes you haven’t heard yet. Click the “Subscribe Now” button below or go You Know Where to become a patron.• natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

Cigarette breaks, parasols, why Drew always has an umbrella, why Natalie never does, basements, golf, umbrella-based weapons, fake cigarettes, and the like.Feeling like you’re missing something? You are. As a non-patron you’re only getting half of the possible Garbage Brain University episodes. To listen to the 150(!) episodes you’ve missed, as well as play our live trivia game and chat with other patrons, hit the Subscribe Now button or go to the URL we always say in the episode:• natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

Flies: our opinions on them, your opinions on them, what to do about the Antarctica Problem, how they relate to Einstein’s Theory of Relativity, why they eat shit, how to train mice, why maggots may be Actually Good, and more.Hey, if you’re not a subscriber, now is probably the time, because we could use your help to keep GBU going! Hit the “Subscribe Now” button here, or support us in another appropriate fashion (we’re literally not allowed to link to any other subscription site in this description, but you know where it is!)Also, the MOTHMAN shirts are back at https://thenewsharingmachine.com if you haven’t seen them yet! (We’re allowed to link to that, but not our other site where you can subscribe to GBU! Weird! Oh well!)• natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

How to be a parent in the 1980s, getting the runs, Humbos (new invention,) the Drinky Rink, and more cookie-based experiences and inventions, all for you, today.Subscribing here or elsewhere gives you access to the Discord, which is our members-only live trivia game and chat room. Join now and you can discuss today’s episode live with Drew & Natalie.Oh, also! Have you seen our new and old-but-redesigned shirts available in sizes small through 5XL? Check them out at thenewsharingmachine.com. It’s like the shirts we used to sell, but available to more people, in higher quality. Kind of hard to beat that.• natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

What makes a neighbor a neighbor? What makes a suburb a suburb? Why do they keep putting those five-story buildings made out of toothpicks everywhere? And how do you manipulate city council to do your bidding? These, and thousands of other questions, are answered in this very episode.Subscribe now to keep us writing, researching, and recording Garbage Brain University, please.Also, if you haven’t seen, we have another redesign of a classic shirt. This comic goes viral every year or two and it’s time to bring it on back. Check it out (along with a dozen other new and old Natalie & Drew designs) at https://thenewsharingmachine.com.• natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

Hot dogs are America’s favorite dog, like it or not! We talk pork, beef, and vegetable dogs, along with eating from the bulk bins, why humans can’t figure out how to eat, the art of splitting something exactly in half, and why no one would ever vote for Natalie. Also: the allure of being by yourself. You’ll have to listen to this one.We’ve been playing trivia a few times a day in the Discord, so if live trivia is your thing (and it probably is, you’re listening to Garbage Brain University) you can become a patron of GBU and receive this on top of the 140 patron episodes you’ve never heard!Also, hey: Drew redesigned the Creative Process shirt and it’s available in our shirt store. Not aware we had a shirt store? You are now. https://thenewsharingmachine.com• natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

When’s the last time you went bowling? We talked about improving this ancient game, why presidents love it, how to use Flonase the right way (not how you think!) and how Drew once dated a cake farter. Help us keep making GBU by subscribing (you’re missing half our episodes!)• natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

In today’s long-awaited episode, we cover remote viewing, the CIA, the Stargate program, the simulation we’re probably stuck inside, apps that let you remote view, and why you’re mostly not human to begin with.All of the supplemental materials to today’s show are posted to Discord, where other listeners are talking about remote viewing at this very moment, along with a dozen other things. If you’re not a Discord member, now is the perfect time to join. Hit the “subscribe now” button for access or inquire at any place you listen to GBU.• natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

Centipedes! They’re mysterious, and good for the earth even if they’re disgusting. Actually, they might not be good for the earth. They might be woated.Patrons (paid subscribers) get more than free members, like over 140 episodes that are patron-only and our Discord community with bonus content and extras (as well as a chat room.) Subscribe now to get access.• natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe