Nightdrive

In the wake of hurricane Jeremy, tonight we're providing much needed advice to keep YOU safe from hidden alligators. And thanks to our partner 106.9 The Bone We're giving away a free pair of tickets to the Cream & Ream! Tonight's callers include: Duck Winters: His expertise just might keep your fingers attached.  Long Hauler Bob: Why's he hauling so many chicken cloacas? Stan: His #1 problem is who's stopping his #2s. and others! Fakahatchee for your eyes on YouTube! Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! nightdrivefm.bsky.social on bluesky @nightdrivepod on instagram@nightdrivepod on Threads   Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com  or support/keep up with the show on Patreon! And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Clint Gage, CJ Meeks, and Ron Babcock. 

It's 6:22 pm... and time for the Fakahatchee Radio News: Tonight: Vatican reconsidering supernatural classification Spaghettidyne Class Action Lawsuit Say Hello to Our New Sister City... Poland ON THE SPOT: Which Statue Are You Voting For Fakahatchee? The Rock and Roll Weather Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on X @nightdrivepod on instagram@nightdrivepod on Threads nightdrivefm.bsky.social on bluesky Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com  or support the show on Patreon! A very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Clint Gage, Evan Gaustad, and Ron Babcock. 

After lawyers pulled us off the air, we're back! And tonight we're talking about Fakahatchee getting a potential sister city! Tonight's callers include: Chester Lazerham: Worried about two governments poking around in his kitchen.  Mikey Dusoleil: Why he's holding back on signing off on our sister city. Brad Clooney & Reese Aniston: With their picks for who our sister city should be. and others   Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on X @nightdrivepod on instagram@nightdrivepod on Threads nightdrivefm.bsky.social on bluesky   Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com  or support the show on Patreon! And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Clint Gage, Casey Redmon, and Ron Babcock. 

It's 'Five' pm... and time for the Fakahatchee Radio  News: Tonight: The DanZ and Florida Feud: Chuchi Bonhomme with a special update A special report from Chad 'The Nightmonster' Malloy. Gator Greg Statue Hits A Snag Fakahatchee Police Blotter Join the other criminals of Fakahatchee on the Police Blotter by joining our Patreon Sound off, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter and on instagram @nightdrivefminsta

Join us as KFAK broadcasts LIVE from Gator Greg's Funeral at Duck Winter's GatorGanza in the Sir Chomps-a-Lot Feeding Pavillion where anything can happen. It promises to be a star studded affair with Mr. Winters' promising tons of celebrity appearances and other surprises to maximize your grief.  Services will be officiated by Father Michael Petrie  Readings by Royston Bongdonor and Skrit Chowderhorn Eulogies from Duck Winters, Mayor Mikey duSoleil, and a few other surprises Special Musical Guests  and the heavenly sounds of the Our Lady of the Swamp Gospel Choir We're gonna grieve till we can't grieve no more. Tell your hankies they 'bout to get wet. This episode is brought to you by Tom Clancy's Tactical Bananas and Flash Splash.  Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter @nightdrivefminsta on instagram Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and a poster that's only slightly less cool than your Scarface poster: NightDriveMerch.com or support the show on Patreon! And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Clint Gage, Evan Gaustad, CJ Meeks, Casey Redmon, and Ron Babcock. Celebrity voices are impersonated, no celebrity in their right mind would participate in something like this.

We say goodbye to an absolute legend among alligators as he slips and slides away into that great big muddy swamp in the sky. (We're talking about Heaven.) Tonight's callers include: Duck Winters: How will he continue on without his best friend (and best earning) alligator. Dr. Leonard 'Skinny' Scroggins: Shares his top three grieving tips. Has he solved the mystery of Mastica Ennui? Plinth Forsythe: Regales us with the story of how Gator Greg Luganis was awarded a purple heart. And others...  So grab your tissues and your hankerchiefs! We're gonna share our memories of this big ole gator king and what he meant to us until our eyes run dry again. This episode is brought to you by TK Cuddel's Doggeroo Smorgasbord and McGravay and Sons...And Also A Daughter Mortuary.  Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter @nightdrivefminsta on instagram Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com or support the show on Patreon! And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Clint Gage, Evan Gaustad, Casey Redmon, and Ron Babcock. 

It's 'Five' pm... and time for the Fakahatchee Radio  News: Tonight: Gator Sick! Wrangler Mangler Victims Found? Chess Moves Closer to Winner! Sound off, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter and on instagram @nightdrivefminsta With a very special thanks to Casey Redmon and Clint Gage.

Oh S#!t, Vampires You know Clint and Evan from NightDrive as their geriatric rivalry poisons the safety of Fakahatchee's streets! Well they've launched a limited podcast based off a comedy novella they've put together featuring tons of different writers (including other NightDrive alums.) Oh S#!t, Vampires is the story of a small town journalist who witnesses a shocking murder and decides to do something about it. But what she decides to do about it... is up to the next writer. With only the previous chapter to work with, and an opening line provided by the previous author, everybody gets to take their best swing at where she'll go next. New episodes every Friday! Check out their series now on iTunes or Spotify

The Great Snake Hunt is upon us! So grab your sticks, shovels and dynamite and get ready to turn those slippery snakes into cold hard cash.  Tonight's callers include: Rickney Brofeld: With a great way to get those snakes and fast.  Fr. Jonah Likely: Is he housing snakes in his holy 'Snaketuary?' Royston Bongdonor & Skrit Chowderhorn:  Can Horace broker peace in our streets? Everyone's favorite serial killer The Hot Sauce Man And Sheriff Bud Nichols with an incredible announcement. So let's get stacking those snakes and then we can stack that paper! This episode is brought to you by Westtech's Snake Lasso and Attorney Mike Hammer.  Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter @nightdrivefminsta on instagram Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com  or support the show on Patreon! And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Clint Gage, Evan Gaustad, Casey Redmon, Eric Toms and Clayton Meeks. 

Seems a quiet night- or is it? Tonight's callers include: Nasa Public Relations: Calling on the public to help find a missing moon rock. Bob Bragher: Is the Burger Barge the first bar and grill to sink? Rocker Dick Coors:  Lookin' for a new Banquet Bear to complete the band. All of this and Dan Z Universe declares its sovereignty from Florida.  Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter @nightdrivefminsta on instagram Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com  or support the show on Patreon! And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Clint Gage, Nick Clark, and Sean Bury, MajshippAtTeas and Nathan Greenaway 

Sheriff Bud Nichols has allowed Fakahatchee to spin out of control. Is it time for us to bring in a new sheriff? Tonight's callers include: Hot Sauce Man: His case for why we should keep the Sheriff. Councilman Richard Baysbahn: What's he suffering with this election year? Father Jonah Likely calls to give us an update on his condition and The Spanktuary. Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter @nightdrivefminsta on instagram Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com  or support the show on Patreon! And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Clint Gage, Eric Toms, Sean Bury, Casey Redmon and Nathan Greenaway 

A very happy Holidays from all of us here in Fakahatchee. We hope you enjoy this old Eastern legend passed down from age to age by Bavarian immigrants: The Legend Tale of Klaus Santva We'll see you in the new year! We want to hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter and on instagram @nightdrivefminsta Get your NightDrive Merch including the most bodacious poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com

It's 'Five' pm... and time for the news: Tonight: Prominent Author Crushed! Trapping the GOP at Olive Garden Big Bird Blacklisted? Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Wednesday! I want to hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter and on instagram @nightdrivefminsta Get your NightDrive Merch including the most bodacious poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com With a very special thanks to Casey Redmon.   Squid Squid Squid Squid Squid Squid Squid Games Squid

The Mayor's Day Parade is finally here! It's the biggest celebration in Fakahatchee and KFAK is your live front row seat for every celeb, every band and every float with your host Horace Wexler and special guest host Duck Winters. If you can't be standing in that thigh deep water around the route shoulder to shoulder with other excited and probably shirtless folks- this is your best option. Note: This episode (unlike others) is presented in Stereo. Headphones or a car stereo will likely be your best listening experience. Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter @nightdrivefminsta on instagram Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com  or support the show on Patreon! And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Eleanor Burkett, Casey Redmon, Clint Gage, CJ Meeks and Ron Babcock.

After some very grim events the Fakahatchee Mayor's Day Parade is right around the corner but should we do the unthinkable and GASP! Cancel?!? Tonight's callers include: Hot Sauce Man: Refutes his murder victim's claims about his level of 'horny-ness' Plinth Forsythe: Shares some Fakahatchee history including the parade float that killed another float. Mayor Mikey DuSoleil with unveils a surprise for the parade. Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter @nightdrivefminsta on instagram Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com  or support the show on Patreon! And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Eric Toms, Drew Ensz and Sean Considine

The lines are wide open tonight so call in and shares your thoughts and opinions like the following folks- Tonight's callers include: Royston Bongdonor: with his petition to bring back an old noise from yesteryear. Murray: asking why Fakahatchee doesn't have a state eel and why that frustrates he and the other Eel guys. Skrit Chowderhorn:  shares his plan to stop Royston's petition in his tracks.  And others caught in the fray (and some trapped in a van) Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter @nightdrivefminsta on instagram Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com  or support the show on Patreon! And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Clint Gage, Evan Gaustad and CJ Meeks.

We take a break from this 32 minute block of music for a special announcement from multi-platinum recording artist, certified 'beach guy' and the legal mayor of Fakahatchee- Mikey duSoleil. 

It's 'Five' pm... and time for the news: Tonight: A hole to fix a hole Worrying Friend Behavior  Somebody's Getting Cancelled Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Wednesday! I want to hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter and on instagram @nightdrivefminsta Get your NightDrive Merch including the most bodacious poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com With a very special thanks to CJ Meeks, Clint Gage and Sean Bury for audio volunteerism.

KFAK is here for you! We're issuing this EMERGENCY SLEEP STORY, as part of our ongoing community outreach, to be deployed on any of the Alligators in your immediate vicinity. Legally, we cannot guarantee this will make them fall asleep so please deploy and utilize with caution. But hopefully at the very least this will make them more docile, less 'frisky' and potentially easier to move by shoving them with a broom. Stay safe out there! Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter @nightdrivefminsta on instagram Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com

Every. Five. Years. The alligators descend on our town in an amount that can only be described as a 'spring break's' worth of overly amorous alligators looking to breed and get their rocks off. In addition to it being wildly inconvenient it's real gross.  Tonight's callers include: Gator Farmer Duck Winters - with some pro-tips for those being harangued by these gators or caught in the middle of their love making.  Fr. Jonah Likely - Discusses his plan to drive the gators from his place of worship/nightclub 'The Spanktuary' with a stick and some oil. A resident who's seen a rare Gatorking. And other residents caught in the fray. Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter @nightdrivefminsta on instagram Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Casey Redmon, Ron Babcock and KSantos. 

The Fakahatchee Mayor's Day parade is right around the corner and Horace wants to hear YOUR very best ideas and themes for the annual parade before Fakahatchee goes to the polls to vote on them. Tonight's callers include: Royston Bongdonor-mourns the loss of a brother who was poisoned by a rival gang member.  Hot Sauce Man - He's got a few choice words for the Sheriff and a killer theme or two of his own. Coordinatio Chumongo -  Has a theme that won't 'B' forgotten any time soon. And as always your calls and opinions. Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter @nightdrivefminsta on instagram And as always keep up to date on all the local news at FakahatcheeGazette.com   Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Sean Bury, Casey Redmon, Eric Toms and Clint Gage with additional vocal support from KSantos. 

It's Five pm... and time for the news: Tonight: A brand new animal? No thank you! CDC teases exciting new symptoms for 2022  Horny Bot's Plug Pulled Mayor's Day is right around the corner Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Wednesday! I want to hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter and on instagram @nightdrivefminsta Get your NightDrive Merch including the most bodaciou poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com With a very special thanks to Casey Redmon and KSantos for audio volunteerism.

Put on your blazer with the leather on the elbows and pack your pipe! It's time to crack open some of the finest tomes in existence on NightDrive's first Literature Week. Let's talk books in front of a frighteningly large fireplace! Tonight's callers include: Skrit Chowderhorn- the big cheese of the T-ball walkers put the 8th Street Dust Kings on blast. Find out what he'll do to his rivals.  Dr. Chester Minefield- Is there something going on in town? Why are there so many radio waves? Are they dangerous? And why does his twin sound so different? Sheriff Nichols - Is our serial killer recruiting an accomplice? also arson updates! And what he's trying to do about William Briden Ave.  And as always your calls and opinions. Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter @nightdrivefminsta on instagram And as always keep up to date on all the local news at FakahatcheeGazette.com   Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Clayton Meeks, Evan Gaustad, Casey Redmon and all of you lightning callers. Additional thanks to Lydia Alemu, KSantos, Michael Cruz and Gerald Dudley. 

It's Five pm... still...  Tonight: Baking for Bombers! Oh no! Papal Oopsie? How to speak Florida Sheep Update! What you must know if you have kids. Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Wednesday! I want to hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter and on instagram @nightdrivefminsta Get your NightDrive Merch including the most bodaciou poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com With a very special thanks to Clint Gage & Casey Redmon for audio volunteerism.

It's the loss of a cultural institution as Crumbler Farms- 'The Grocery Store Closest to the Airport' goes up in flames!  Where were you when it happened? How are you feeling about the loss of such a historical business? Where will you buy fresh porpoised zultainyos and your barrels of skalded rheinbarbo now? Tonight's callers include: Devin the Arsonist- "This was absolutely not me- there's no art in this cynical cash grab." Duck Winters - Is still raw from his loss to Mikey DuSoleil for the mayor's desk. Sheriff Nichols - Solves an arson? Thanks to a new program he's implemented they've already got a suspect in the case. And as always your calls and opinions. Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter @nightdrivefminsta on instagram And as always keep up to date on all the local news at FakahatcheeGazette.com   Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Ron Babcock, Clayton Meeks, Evan Gaustad, Clint Gage and all of you lightning callers.

It's Five pm, exactly on the dot and not one minute later and time for a quick update of all the news that you need to know right here in Fakahatchee, Florida. Tonight: Town Trapped in Five O'Clock Hour Horseradish Boom-Towns Stocks down- how will peasants be punished now. Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Wednesday! For more local news visit the FakahatcheeGazette.com I want to hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter and on instagram @nightdrivefminsta Get your NightDrive Merch including the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com Special thanks to Clint Gage & Casey Redmon for audio volunteerism.

NightDrive is back January 13th on an all new day! We know a lot has happened in Fakahatchee over the last year. So this is almost everything YOU need to know to get refreshed or catch up... Except for the stuff we forgot... Or deliberate misinformation... Or things the US government censored and wouldn't let us include... Or information pertinent to existing or pending lawsuits...  

39 Candidates! One Desk! It's Mayoral Mayhem as all of Fakahatchee has turned out for the Hands On A Hard Desk Mayoral Election. And for this very special episode we are broadcasting live from main street right in the middle of the action! Big Chills and Big Spills! Huge Plays and Psyche Outs for days!  It's an event you absolutely won't want to miss and we are live feeding it all directly into your ear. But we'll be back at our normal time with your calls and opinions very soon. Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter @nightdrivefminsta on instagram And as always keep up to date on all the local news at FakahatcheeGazette.com   Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Ron Babcock, Sean Bury, Clint Gage, Nick Mundy, Eric Toms, Evan Gaustad and Geoffrey Golden.

It's 9:32 pm and time for a quick update of all the news that you need to know right here in Fakahatchee, Florida. Tonight: Coverage of the Georgia Money Dumps Without Mardi Gras how do we know what Tuesday is fat? Trump demands reexamination of results to Buzzfeed Quiz. Residents on the upcoming Mayoral Election Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Sunday! For more local news visit the FakahatcheeGazette.com I want to hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter and on instagram @nightdrivefminsta Get your NightDrive Merch including the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com Special thanks (as usual) to Clint Gage & Casey Redmon for audio volunteerism.

DON'T PANIC! We're helping you put all the pieces together tonight on NightDrive! Why did the sky scream? Why is it raining blood? Are we safe in Fakahatchee? Is this the very end of Florida, America's most phallic state? Tonight's callers include: Richard Baysbahn- With some answers about what we're dealing with outside and a message to stay calm. Father Jonah Likely - To answer our religious questions. Is it the end of days? Or just another day's end? Duck Winters - He's loving it. Find out about what he's building his mayoral platform around and how he hopes to win the mayor's race.  And as always your calls and opinions. Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter @nightdrivefminsta on instagram And as always keep up to date on all the local news at FakahatcheeGazette.com   Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Ron Babcock, Sean Bury and Casey Redmon.

It's 8:36 pm and time for a quick update of all the news that you need to know right here in Fakahatchee, Florida. Tonight: A look back at Fakahatchee History with Plinth Forsythe!  An exciting new weapon in the war on terror! Bold breakthroughs in cosmetics for ladies! Breaking: Blood Rain? Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Sunday! For more local news visit the FakahatcheeGazette.com I want to hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter and on instagram @nightdrivefminsta Get your NightDrive Merch including the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com Special thanks to Clint Gage & Casey Redmon for audio volunteerism.

Tonight on NightDrive - Horace is back from his accident and he's made it a grab-bag episode so the subjects are up to you the listeners.  Tonight's callers include: Philliam - Wrongfully sued over his tickle crew's actions?  Sergio - Does he deserve a medal? WAS that dog one of the furred reich? And Hot Sauce Man returns. Why won't Horace get his messages? Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter @nightdrivefminsta on instagram And as always keep up to date on all the local news at FakahatcheeGazette.com  (No new update this episode) Get your NightDrive Merc including the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Ron Babcock, Eric Toms and Geoffrey Golden.

It's 12:58. No NightDrive this evening. Go to bed already.

It's 9:32 pm and time for a quick update of all the news that you need to know right here in Fakahatchee, Florida. Tonight: Interview with a real life Astronaut! Exciting new animal modes for the cars you drive! Our newest (and youngest) reporter weighs in on Brexit! More news about the body found behind Baysbahn Mercantile. Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Sunday! For more local news visit the FakahatcheeGazette.com I want to hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter facebook.com/nightdrivefm and on instagram @nightdrivefminsta

Tonight on NightDrive - We dive into the public health crisis affecting your face- Bored Mouth! We're talking to you about your symptoms, your fears and the disease in general. Thankfully we've got Dr. Scroggins with us tonight to help us find the answers and understand where we find ourselves in the middle of this mouth menace. Also he'll have some tips for sufferers.   Tonight's callers include: Lawrence - A 'Bored Mouth' sufferer who's got other painful facial symptoms. A Health Care Worker from the Atocha Facility for Age Maximization and the scare they had there. Dr. Leonard 'Skinny' Scroggins  and a caller who only refers to himself as Hot Sauce Man who seems to be suffering from 'Bored Mouth'  Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter and on instagram @nightdrivefminsta And as always keep up to date on all the local news at FakahatcheeGazette.com Get your NightDrive Apparel today at: https://teespring.com/stores/nightdrive And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Ron Babcock, Eric Toms and Evan Gaustad.

It's 8:37 pm and time for a quick update of all the news that you need to know right here in Fakahatchee, Florida. Tonight: Petition to bring back Sewer Sharks! Miami's Mayor Shuts Down Party Houses Here I Go Again: Iced Cream Scandal at Woofchester Memorial Dog Show Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Sunday! For more local news visit the FakahatcheeGazette.com I want to hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter facebook.com/nightdrivefm and on instagram @nightdrivefminsta

Tonight on NightDrive - fresh off the police scanner!  We're talking all the details of the Scooter DUI that took the local sheriff on a low speed Chase. We're interviewing some of the folks involved. And what are we going to do about this new public menace stemming from the 'Boomer Brewhalls?' Horace Wexler takes all of your calls and opinions tonight on NightDrive.  Tonight's callers include: Brenda Chartreuse - Hit by an intoxicated man on a scooter. Sheriff Bud Nichols - to give us some insight into what they're doing to control this mess. Lt. Gen. Albert Montauk -  Speaks on the currently closed Shoneys. and Royston Bongdonor talks about why he was drunk on that scooter and what he's going to do to the other geriatric gang, the T-Ball Walkers if they're paths cross. Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter facebook.com/nightdrivefm and on instagram @nightdrivefminsta And as always keep up to date on all the local news at FakahatcheeGazette.com New episodes every other Sunday! Get your NightDrive Merchandise today at: https://teespring.com/stores/nightdrive A very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Clint Gage, CJ Meeks and Ron Babcock. 

It's 9:31 pm and time for a quick update of all the news that you need to know right here in Fakahatchee, Florida. Tonight: Beach Alcoholic --Mikey DuSoleil Exonerate! Restaurant launches exciting new eat free promotion! Social Tech: Share your neighbor's experience Hobo drought worsens Sports! with Willy Cheshire Breaking news   New release schedule: Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Sunday! For more local news visit the FakahatcheeGazette.com I want to hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter facebook.com/nightdrivefm and on instagram @nightdrivefminsta

Tonight on NightDrive we remember the late Mayor Luis Vaminos- a civic leader who was a lightning rod for controversy, a fierce opponent in local government and a person who was found dead inside of a killer whale. We'll talk with you about the man and the legacy he leaves behind as Horace Wexler takes all of your thoughts and opinions tonight on NightDrive.  Tonight's callers include: Author Stanley Purchase talks about an island made entirely of shoes. City Council Member Skeet Barlow invites Horace to look for mushrooms. A sketchy man who claims his name is 'Dennis Leary' asks Horace about his passport status.  and Tucker St. Claire the creator of SCUDDDDD Energy Drink shares how the mayor got him a business license. Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter facebook.com/nightdrivefm and on instagram @nightdrivefminsta And as always keep up to date on all the local news at FakahatcheeGazette.com New episodes every other Sunday! Get your NightDrive Merchandise today at: https://teespring.com/stores/nightdrive A very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: CJ Meeks, Dave Schilling, Eric Toms and Evan Gaustad. 

It's 8:39 pm and time for a quick update of all the news that you need to know right here in Fakahatchee, Florida. Tonight: The UN reacts to Global Tensions The President's Surprising Medical Release New Tech: Baby Translator! Questions About A New Census Question  New Voices: Chad 'The Night Monster' Malloy Update on the Mayor's Death New release Schedule: Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Sunday! For more local news visit the FakahatcheeGazette.com I want to hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter facebook.com/nightdrivefm and on instagram @nightdrivefminsta

A bunch of Killer Whales beached themselves over at Abner Hoag memorial beach and then decided to die. Now their rotting dead whale stink is starting to invade the main streets of Fakahatchee, Florida forcing residents to stay inside and wear masks. We've gotta do something about this menacing smell. So hold your nose and join Horace Wexler as he takes all of your thoughts and opinions tonight on NightDrive.  Tonight's callers include: City Council Member Richard Baysbahn Sheriff Bud Nichols Oceanographer Dr. Daril Daryl Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter facebook.com/nightdrivefm and on instagram @nightdrivefminsta And as always keep up to date on all the local news at FakahatcheeGazette.com New episodes every other Sunday! Merch coming soon! A very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: CJ Meeks, Sean Bury and Ron Babcock. They know what they did and it was the opposite of aggravating.  

It's 9:37 pm and time for a quick update of all the news that might be affecting you right here in Fakahatchee, FL. Tonight: Nuclear Liechtenstein Dow rising too quickly Willy Cheshire explores The Deadliest Martial Art Crude Space Mission Put It In Your Mouth: Clem's Clams New release Schedule: Come visit Fakahatchee every other Sunday! For more local news visit the FakahatcheeGazette.com I want to hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter facebook.com/nightdrivefm and on instagram @nightdrivefminsta  

There's a brand new energy drink sweeping it's way across Fakahatchee! Say hello to SCUDDDDD. Tonight we're joined by it's creator Tucker St. Claire. We'll receive medical advice from Dr. Leonard Scroggins. And we'll be talking with YOU about some of your favorite Scuddddd flavors and hallucinations. Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter facebook.com/nightdrivefm and on instagram @nightdrivefminsta And as always keep up to date on all the local news at FakahatcheeGazette.com Nightdrive releases on the 15th of every month. Fakahatchee News releases on the last day of every month. A very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Eric Toms, Evan Gaustad, and Ron Babcock. They know what they did and it was insightful.

It's 7:32 pm and  time for a quick update of all the news that might be affecting you right here in Fakahatchee, FL. Tonight: Horseradish Levels continue to plummet 'Mastica Ennui' spreading. Cause discovered? Chuchi Bonhomme's Earth Day Celebration! A new product from Elon Musk? 100% More Obelisks For more local news visit the FakahatcheeGazette.com Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter facebook.com/nightdrivefm and on instagram @nightdrivefminsta Special thank you to Casey Redmon and Ron Babcock.

Sheriff Bud Nichols join us to talk about the sudden and mysterious disappearance of Fakahatchee Mayor Luis Vaminos. Duck Winters calls in to dispute being a person of interest and why his Crock'N'Roll festival was not an actual threat to the mayor. And Father Jonah of The Spanktuary shares some pertinent personal details about the mayor as a member/patron of his congregation. Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter facebook.com/nightdrivefm and on instagram @nightdrivefminsta And as always keep up to date on all the local news at FakahatcheeGazette.com Nightdrive releases on the 15th of every month. Fakahatchee News releases on the last day of every month. A very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: CJ Meeks, Casey Redmon, and Ron Babcock. They know what they did and it was mischievous.

It's 9:38 pm and  time for a quick update of all the news that might be affecting you right here in Fakahatchee, FL. Tonight: Will the President's Salad Bar Remain Closed? Emergency Order: 'Dookieturds'- what will it mean for you? Mr. Fluffles: Will he remain undefeated? Body Satirist, Enrico Bolshriver's new exhibit- will it art? And some breaking news about the Mayor For more local news visit the FakahatcheeGazette.com Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter facebook.com/nightdrivefm and on instagram @nightdrivefminsta Special thank you to Clint Gage

Tonight on NightDrive we've got a special interview with The Priest who hijacked a cropduster and sprayed the town with chaos! Why did he do it? Will he strike again? Where was your mind while this was happening. Also the Sand Wedge: Worst sandwich shop of all time? All this and your calls- Tonight! Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter facebook.com/nightdrivefm and on instagram @nightdrivefminsta Visit our sponsors: BLIP! at Pearlychompers.com and get a free month of hard hitting action at DemolitionDerbyPlus.XYZ And as always keep up to date on all the local news at FakahatcheeGazette.com Nightdrive releases on the 15th of every month. Fakahatchee News releases on the last day of every month. A very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Clint Gage, Dan O'Brien, Katie Willert, and Geoffrey Golden. They know what they did and it was diabolical.

It's 9:05 pm and time for an update of what's happening around the globe and all the important news affecting you right here in Fakahatchee, Florida with Horace Wexler. Tonight: The Global Horseradish Shortage. Will it hit home? Special Report: The Black Rhino's Song. Does it slap? Political Update: Who's still in the race. But more importantly all the candidates who have dropped out. For more local news visit the FakahatcheeGazette.com Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter facebook.com/nightdrivefm and on instagram @nightdrivefminsta Special Thank you To Clint Gage and Nick Mundy

The town is up in arms this week after discovering the Mayor secretly sold the city's school buses to the demolition derby. It's the final straw in a long line of poor policy decisions that's been making the citizens angrier and angrier and it's got Horace steaming. Now petitions are being circulated and it looks like this mayor just might end up being recalled. Would you vote for him again? Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter facebook.com/nightdrivefm and on instagram @nightdrivefminsta Visit our sponsors Crystal Chardonnay at KeyWestWines.net and get a free month of hard hitting action at DemolitionDerbyPlus.XYZ And as always keep up to date on all the local news at FakahatcheeGazette.com Nightdrive releases on the 15th of every month. Fakahatchee News releases on the last day of every month. A very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Evan Gaustad, Ron Babcock, Nick Mundy, Nathan Greenaway, Kyle Decker and Johnny Snark they know what they did.

It's 8:27 pm and time for an update of what's happening around the globe and the important news affecting you right here in Fakahatchee, Florida with Horace Wexler.  Tonight: The Nicaraugan Cordoba A special report on 'Of Arts' from correspondent Billiam T. Hesterhoffen Toxball updates with Willy Cheshire and a quick update on the One Million Mommies march. For more local news visit the FakahatcheeGazette.com Let's hear from you on the social nets, Fakahatchee! Twitter: @nightdrivefm Youtube  Facebook Instagram: @NightDriveFMInsta Nightdrive episodes release on the 15th of every month. Fakahatchee News releases on the last day of every month.  Special thank you to Clint Gage. Buy his book- 'It's Not The End of The World'

LOST: One man's leg. Used That's exactly the sort of thing we haven't heard as a loose limb has turned up on Main Street last night. And Alleyway Steve has been quick to capitalize on the situation turning it into Fakahatchee Florida's newest tourist attraction. Have you seen the leg? Horace Wexler wants to know! Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm facebook.com/nightdrivefm nightdrivefm (at) gmail (dot) com And keep up to date on all the local news at FakahatcheeGazette.com A very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode ear-worthy: Evan Gaustad, CJ Meeks and Ron Babcock as well as all of our Lightning Callers. If you'd like to  support NightDrive on patreon please visit  patreon.com/nightdrive Nightdrive releases on the 15th of every month. Fakahatchee News releases on the last day of every month.