Two poor bastards running off at the mouth about gaming, politics, and everything in between.
This week the Poor Bastards are comin' back atcha with some Ubuntu 20.04 upgrade details, some Orange Man Bad details, some video game details. Seriously they talk about the same thing every week, do I really have to keep writing this?
The poor bastards risk getting the plague by going out in public to get a Switch. Bernie bros for life.
The Poor Bastards mourn the loss of President Orange Man while discussing whatever it is they felt like discussing on their 50th anniversary.
The Poor Bastards yuk it up about the continuing downhill slide of AAA gaming, some intense Minecraft mods, and whoever Jim Steyer is, or whatever his name is.
Part duh of being back on the podcast grind. The Poor Bastards actually record a new one this time. They finally crank the American Truck Sim big rig back up, revisit some classic stories of hole diving in EVE, and spread more gossip about America's most protected citizen, Hunter Biden.
You thought we were gone for good, didn't you? Well this was recorded a few weeks ago, but fret not, the new season of PBA is just around the corner.
The Poor Bastards forgot about you while on that grind to 60, but don't worry, at least they didn't leave you hanging as long as Half Life. This was recorded a couple weeks ago, so they don't even talk about Half Life: Alyx, sorry to get your hopes up. You have to listen to the episode to see what it's about.
The Poor Bastards are now completely addicted to WoW Classic. So they talk about WoW Classic while playing WoW Classic and dreaming about WoW Classic. Somehow they also mention Project Veritas, Presidential drama, and the video series Heavy Is The Head. And surely by the time this episode is published, Orange Man has been impeached. We got him this time.
The Poor Bastards chat about orange man cuss, Darth Maul's Pro Skater, the distance from Benghazi to Ukraine.
The bastards get back together for another podcast, finally. Lots of chatter about Gamecube and Wii gaming, classic WoW, Bloody Eyed Joe vs CornPop, the World of TradeWar, and she married her brother.
The Poor Bastards take on Noam Chomsky vs the Presidents of the United States while remeniscing about the glory days of ARMA2 multiplayer and the highlights of Peasant Simulator 2018. Oh, yeah, and then they butcher a whole bunch of Jordan Peterson philosophy. Eek.
The Poor Bastards glorify firearm safety, more firearm safety, some firearm safety, firearm safety, and then a little bit of what makes a healthy society, totally real Nazi Concentration Camps, thinking of The Children, oh and Epstein shot himself in the back of the head twice. www.NAEMP.org/education
The Poor Bastards try to justify 7 year old computer hardware running Kingdom Come: Deliverance, learn the Opera browser, and dig into Tulsi 2020 vs Google.
The Poor Bastards revisit the 60's while remembering the 90's, rebuild a classic video game library, and orange man impeachment. Married her brother.
The Poor Bastards camp outside Area 51 during a WoW relapse while trying to understand the new generation of paraphernalia lingo, reverse a supreme court decision, salivating over the United States' recent purchase of a billion dollars in cocaine, and waving goodbye to the sinking ship named YouTube.
The poor bastards are joined by long lost Poor Bastard this week, while they try and stack as many illicit substances as possible and talk about men who beat up women, another round of DayZ nostalgia, Liberal Christians, and human garbage.
The poor bastards set aside their liberal bias this week and only talk about video games. Learn how to properly play Skyrim like a poor bastard, listen as they express the virtues of the Steam Controller, and travel back in time to the golden age of gaming.
The poor bastards really let loose this week with some hard hitting recipes for tamales and "organic" butter. Stay tuned for minority views on dead babies and family values. Please tag all your twitter outrage with #poorbastards.
The poor bastards try and learn about British politics while jumping up and down about the government making video games better for muh'children. Also lots of stammering and GTAV.
The Poor Bastards figure out how to work around a shoddy Linux version of American Truck Simulator, the impending doom of the Alphabet Agencies, natural rights, and the Great CompromiseTM. Special guest appearance by the ghost of Bill Hicks.
The Poor Bastards really hit it hard this week with two of the biggest plights of humanity ever: slavery and gender identity. Learn how to install the Darkweb Addon for your Minecraft server, and beat the login boss in Phantasy Star Online 2.
The poor bastards dive a little further into Linux distributions, more classic video games, encouraging suicide, and a little bit of Fallout 4 mods and Borderlands 2 DLC. Sorry we forgot to moan about politics this time.
The Poor Bastards camp out wormholes in EVE while defending toxic masculine podcasters, and talking about 3DS hax, classic vs modern games, Uncle Touchy Biden, and plowing ahead with Linux gaming.
The Poor Bastards learn the true meaning of Christmas by diving into some Jordan Peterson, reading gritty archery-noir, and continuing the flight through nullsec wormholes.
The poor bastards discover the true meaning of Post-Modernism as they run a Republican sex ring that doesn't involve pizza, dismantle the government, review Super Metroid, and stalk victims around the galaxy in EVE.
The Poor Bastards are just killing time and brain cells while updating RetroPie to the latest version. Spoiler alert: it takes a while. Listen to the gears grind away while they go into details about Muh'Russians, Muh'EVE Online, Muh'Racism, Muh'N64, Muh'okay I'll stop now.
The Poor Bastards rant and rave about cruising the streets of Los Santos with a joint, the female hispanic Donald Trump, and her plan for saving the environment by giving women and blacks more money.
The Poor Bastards are back! This time they've converted to Catholiscientology, or at least try and peer into This Boy's Soul, if you know what we mean. Also some chatter about more Linux game ~!FUN!~, Ragnarok Online... uhhhm. There's a pretty decent Dan Carlin impression, but let's be real, you're better off just going to listen to Dan Carlin than try to decipher what a couple of illiterate poor bastards are trying to spit out.
The poor bastards have been sitting on this podcast, ready to go, and just now remembered to upload it. Remember kids, only you can prevent poor bastards.
The po' bastards come back from their pagan holiday break to bring you news about the Supreme Court, Lindsay Graham's balls dropping, and DayZ's smarter, more functional cousin Project Zomboid.
The poor bastards explain the true meaning of Christmas as they dive a little deeper into DayZ 1.0. Also we're sorry that Lebron apologized about an Instagram post.
The poor bastards talk themselves in circles and go on long rants about globalism, the hole in the ozone layer, DayZ, World of Warcraft, and other podcasts.
The poor bastards didn't skip anything, it was just your imagination. Anyway they shoot the shit about official Fallout trashbags, normies that think they are nerds, legalizing slavery, and driving a big rig through Roswell.
The Poor Bastards eat turkey live on the air while struggling to keep you entertained.
The Poor Bastards interview a man they found laying on the side of the road about WoW Classic footage, DayZ beta, and classic video games.
The Poor Bastard's audio quality was hacked by the Russians in their first live episode covering the election results. Come and listen to the blue wave along with classic games like WoW and Breath of the Wild.
The Per Bersterds terk abert Gersbermps, WerW, DerZ, Berder's Gert, and Gerb dert Err Eyrrr.
The Poor Bastards say the names of a lot of video games that were released in 1998, after advocating for women to join the NFL.
The Poor Bastards throw on some black facepaint to achieve diversity.
The Poor Bastards talk about doin' the jitterbug and bad-mouthing our country.
The Poor Bastards stumble in the back door mumbling about Lindsay Lohan taking your kids, 30 year old dirt, and other stuff that you don't care about because nobody reads this anyway and I'm late for a meeting.
The Poor Bastards are bitching about the new Linux code of conduct, Twitter censorship, and the way WoW used to be.
The Poor Bastards mumble about politics for far too long and then finally get around to the new DayZ patch and WoW Expansion.
The Poor Bastards ramble on about ******, "legal" drugs, and fuckin' Millennials.
The Poor Bastards are still patting themselves on the backs about ditching Windows while discussing cartoons and anti-social media.
The Poor Bastards show up late to bitch about the way games used to be, "accidentally" erasing Windows, and office productivity software.
The Poor Bastards rattle off about Battlefield V(agina), the good ole' dayz, and smoking the WoW.
The Poor Bastards mouth off about 3D Shacks, inciting violence at bands' merch tables, and everyone's favorite post-apocalyptic running simulator.
The Poor Bastards talk about minority supremacists, gettin' RICH, and the struggle to make Fallout 4 worth playing.
The Poor Bastards talk about pedophile nerds, half naked l33t Russians, and playing Barbie in Fallout 4.
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