Save Your Bacon

To own a boat is the sea-lover's dream. To release a boat into the wild is the boat's dream. It may hurt at first. It may feel like a rabbit kicked you in the face. But you need to let the boat be it's own... boat. Farewell Sharkproof! To infinity and beyond and also this meeting. TALKING POINTS: Rabbit Kicks Flea Circuses Mom's New Pager Million Dollar Purchase --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

Holes. Man, where do I start? Good for Will? Check. Good for trapping rats? Yup. Good for exclaiming to police officers when you're about to enter their town and rob a bank? It'd be against the law to not do that. Shoot why holes seem to so incredible Shia Labeouf made a whole movie about them! TALKING POINTS: Shipt Exclamations No Mask, No Smiles Human Mouse Trap 100 Mile Garage Sale --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

Grab your Bean Supreme and let us all collectively scream into our iPhones about how we desperately need a red ball or shower onions! The power is in your folks! Today's episode really teaches you how to take control of your life and also how to re-create a very nostalgic piece of a Nickelodeon obstacle course. TALKING POINTS: Benefits of Coffee Tricking the FBI into free stuff Cardboard Aggro Crag Tarot Card Breakup --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

DISCLAIMER** Please never do eye exercises while behind the wheel of a moving vehicle. People always talk about "don't drive and drive" and "don't text and drive". Not enough people mention how hard it is to drive when you're physically forcing exercise upon your eyes. Also, guys, lemme tell ya. You've never SEEN a meatloaf like the Beastloaf. The Grinch would look at his Roast Beast and think to himself "wow, I really pulled the short straw here." TALKING POINTS: Beastloaf Eye Exercises Matching Butt Tattoos Forcing Bread Growth --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

Have you ever been magnetically pulled into a building at great speeds because you forgot you built it out of complete metal years ago? Ever thought about putting hot pockets ON a bigger pizza? You're so in the right place. TALKING POINTS: Walking Up Walls Practice Holding Babies My Bad Stalker New Pizza Topping --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

Guys. I promise we'll eventually learn to turn the audio in our headphones down to get rid of that sweet juicy echo. But, until then, try to guess some laws that really shouldn't exist. Except for one, in the title, that kind of exists everywhere and really isn't creative at all. I mean AT ALL. Come on, Utah. TALKING POINTS: Awful Laws #1 Carving an A in the moon Do's and Don'ts of starting a podcast Heavens to Etsy Sleeping Sitting Upright Cheap proposal suggestions --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

Will is in North Carolina this week, so here’s a compilation of legal advice style questions we’ve had over previous episodes! In case it’s not clear, it’s definitely not real legal advice so please don’t walk through airports naked or think you can get away with murder. Both are very bad. Please don’t do either of them. Just listen and laugh. TALKING POINTS: Trespassed from Jail (EP. 3) Wedding Jailers (EP. 5) Driver’s Test w/ XBOX Controller (EP. 5) No Clothes, No Problem (EP. 23) Free Complimentary Murder (EP. 11) Arrested for Being a Bad Actor (EP. 10) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

Join us anybody and everybody in celebrating the two year anniversary of Save Your Bacon this New Year's Eve with some goofy awards, some genuine love, and some final questions to wrap up the year! TALKING POINTS: Ned Nog The SYB Award Show What To Do With All of Your Saved Bacon Could You Hate Someone Who Adores You? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

Did... Did Will just let Zane tell that dirty dishes question? All, sad news folks. I don't think a Glitzy Bear is a real thing. But, hey, prove me wrong. Hey, can I eat this fire stopping foam? TALKING POINTS: Sun Sized Human Keep Hair or Go Bald Is Fire Extinguisher Foam Edible Can Bears Overdose on Cocaine --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

MERRY CHRIS MASSEY TIME YOU BEAUTIFUL HUMANS (yes, it's true, a joke we made before MBMBaM)! It's a holiday time which means it's a holiday episode full of questions, stories, and shoutouts! TALKING POINTS: Chris Massey Time Ned Nog Mistlefeet Real-Life Mario Storytime Simulator --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

Guys this one is weird. Will is a narcissist, Zane still believes in Santa, and Moose does NOT belong in house. That's it. That's the whole episode. No middle stuff, no nothin'. Enjoy a very different spice thrown in at the end of the year before the Christmas episode. Also, thank you again Devon Werkheiser for the beautiful advice. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

Welp. Devon Werkheiser (Ned Bigby) gives such good advice that the podcast is over. That's how it works, right? Also, like for real, what is oatmeal? And why TALKING POINTS: Ned Nog #1 What Is Oatmeal Pipe Cleaners Deluxe Edition Heavens to Etsy #3 Sleeping on your arms My Animatronic Snowman Nightlight --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

The ultimate heist to build a snowman out of fake snow has been put into motion. After all, all of the real snow now only falls one day of the year. Welp, off to get my underwear washed again. Yes, chef! TALKING POINTS: Jingle Bell Rock The Big Annual Snowfall The Grand Snoozooka Heist My Only Clean Pair of Underwear Forced to Donate to Charity Heavens to Etsy #2 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

Tis’ official the season where Chris Massey gets even Chris Massiver! Merry cherries all you tubulor catz! It’s time to grow some beans, make your loaves of milk, and spend eternity talking to your cat. TALKING POINTS: Domesticasted Leprechauns Loaf of Milk Heavens to Etsy #1 Eternal Cat Elevator Jumprope --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

Oh, who am I? I'm just your average Joe who popped a high-quality circuit board into the oven and now I run the most successful cake shop on the east coast. It's that easy! However, if you bite into one of my cakes and start to sweat from the chili sauce, that's NOT ILLEGAL. That was my food. You didn't have to eat it. That's on you. TALKING POINTS: Zane on Rizzle Upgraded Cake Baking Booby Trapping Food Simulation Storytime --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

Today, we light our turkeys on the doorstep in honor of part 2 of the trilogy that is "The Three Real Holidays". Will comes clean as a fraud and Zane comes clean as believing literally all of the world of evolution happened within 300 years. Why horse have hair? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

Happy Pumpkin Month everybody! An special early Halloween party is being thrown at the Bacon household today! Come join in for lots of amazing pumpkin names, bad movies, and spooky ghost stories made by us and computers! Talking Points: Goin' Ghost Homecoming Pumpking and Queen ActYourHeartOut (Pumpkin Month Edition) Simulation Storytime --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

Pumpkin Month has officially arrived! May this episode feed you well, drop you off at your proper destination, and help you get to know your neighbors! We invented a subscription for life where the benefit of paying for life is literally what you're experiencing real-time currently. Talking Points: Cirque de Top Golf 9ft Wide Spider Scary Wall Words Going Ghost: Food Shrine Life Premium Costumes That'll Make You Web --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app · Charity Promotion: Democracy Works: This advertisement is part of a charitable initiative in partnership with Democracy Works. howto.vote · Charity Promotion: BallotReady: The goal of this initiative is to increase voter education and encourage your listeners to get the vote out during the 2020 General Election this November. https://www.ballotready.org/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

It's dangerous to go the journey of life alone! Here! Take these convenient tips along to guide you on your quest! Don't convince your kids that Santa is a vending machine, always remember that "that'd" never means "that it", and don't get cocky when approaching shade with your sundial of step-count. Hold on, wait... Is that... Is that Tay Zonday? Talking Points: Bad Contractions Bad Magic Sundial Gumball Santa All of The Purposes of Flour Send in Questions: saveyourbaconpodcast@gmail.com Listen to the podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon Support Us: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app · Charity Promotion: Democracy Works: This advertisement is part of a charitable initiative in partnership with Democracy Works. howto.vote · Charity Promotion: BallotReady: The goal of this initiative is to increase voter education and encourage your listeners to get the vote out during the 2020 General Election this November. https://www.ballotready.org/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

Have you ever wondered why Zane always repeats the middle stuff "for the GPSs"? Finally! The truth comes forward! He spills the beans! Will, on the other hand, spills the beans on what makes a chameleon a bad chameleon. TALKING POINTS: Sounding Smart on Dates Eating in the Parking Lot Cabbage Prank Bad Chameleons Send in Questions: saveyourbaconpodcast@gmail.com Listen to the podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon Support Us: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

Mint ice cream is the perfect mix between satisfying the need to eat AND the need to brush your teeth. If you really need to get naked in a hotel room just to show the buildings of the city that you too do not need clothes sometimes, just please at least make sure you’re on a floor that’s super high up. Never bring a hatchet to a knife fight. TALKING POINTS: Zane’s Teeth Will’s Gumholes My Cat Door The Hatchet Story Being Naked in Hotel Rooms Send in Questions: saveyourbaconpodcast@gmail.com Listen to the podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon Support Us: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

I swear, I stayed up all night. Nothing. I fall asleep for 2 hours, and my friends swear the moon landed and lept back into the air again! It's rather interesting how we established that the moon causes all natural disasters, and yet our arms cause tornados. How long have grapes had seeds in them!? TALKING POINTS: Sparkling Water Tornado Arms Moon Landings and Jumpings Teachers on Social Media Seedless Watermelon --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

It must've been the crows gnawing at Zane's mic cord early on causing all those dang audio spikes. Have you ever wished there was an excuse to curl in a trash can? Maybe you're looking for the nearest Bison Lover Anonymous convention to give 'em a special gift! Either way, we've so got your back! TALKING POINTS: The Airpod's Hidden Talent The Truth Behind The Hit Song "Be Happy" The Legality of Bartering With Crows The Puzzle That Is Creating Creative Questions Squirrel Trash Envy A Much Unneeded Bison --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

Are you sprinting down the streets in your jeans with pocket full of free ham? Are you down to the base-level of your toilet paper tower! Need to wake up that lazy folk in a coma? We can help you out! Sponsored by Fast Jeans™ Talking Points: Small Bones Appreciating Cardboard Fast Jeans Toilet Paper Tower Smelling Salts & Coma Boy Free Hamples --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

We're coming to you live from our car as we leave Golden Corral! Thanks for tuning in as you carpool to HoCo this year! Will finally uncovers the truth behind why teachers created parent/teacher conferences. Zane explains how to get rid of somebody who keeps asking if they can model for you whenever you need a model. Look! A Robot! Remember, Steak 'n Shake after the dance! We'll be there! Come for the steak; stay for the shake! Talking Points: 5:25 - Fist-Sized Flies Leasing Your House 13:00 - The Reason for Parent/Teacher Conferences 21:30 - ActYourHeartOut Episode #4 32:40 - Getting Rid of Bad Models 39:20 - Aren’t We All Just Meat Robots? SEND US YOUR QUESTIONS: E-Mail: saveyourbaconpodcast@gmail.com SUPPORT THIS PODCAST: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

Zane’s dying computer gives his microphone skipping problems as he rants about the alternate universe vampire girl of dreams. Will reminds us all of that one kid who would pretend to go to the bathroom, but they really just sat on the air hose that was keeping the entire school inflated. Will is very upset he didn’t make a butt plug joke this episode and I thought you should know that. Talking Points: 3:50 - Trapped on the Trampoline 12:45 - Zane’s Vampire Girl Alternate Universe Dream 21:35 - ActYourHeartOut Episode #3 30:00 - The “Click” Remote of USB Cables 39:50 - Responding Late To Texts SEND US YOUR QUESTIONS: E-Mail: saveyourbaconpodcast@gmail.com SUPPORT THIS PODCAST: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/saveyourbacon/support

Points We Discussed ►Fortune Cookie Vigilante - 2:37Zoom Call PowerPoints - 13:50ActYourHeartOut: EP#2 - 21:31Sketchy Car Dealer - 27:46Feeling Two Temperatures At Once - 37:09 BE A DAYDREAMER ► https://linktr.ee/zaneshawINSTAGRAM: @SYBPodcastSEND US QUESTIONS: saveyourbaconpodcast@gmail.comCHECK OUT H&A Podcast!: https://apple.co/2yY9Y0BSUBSCRIBE FOR MORE! ZANE'S INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/zanemshaw/

Points We Discussed ►Essential Children - 5:28Nut Milk - 14:42Cocoa Power - 24:54Hawkful of Honey - 32:40 Be A Daydreamer ► https://shop.spreadshirt.com/beadaydreamer/SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE! INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/zanemshaw/ MY (ZANE'S) MANY CHANNELS: https://linktr.ee/zaneshaw Zane Shaw (Vlogs): https://bit.ly/2SMO0EdZane’s Sketches: https://bit.ly/3fygoUjZane’s Music: https://bit.ly/2SMuGXNReasons to Smile: https://bit.ly/2WeBEa1Zane’s Travel Essays: https://bit.ly/3ftcDzzZane’s Impressions: https://bit.ly/3dx8loTZane’s Games: https://bit.ly/35GOEbPZane’s Sandbox: https://bit.ly/35MCzSfDaydream Theatre: https://bit.ly/3dp4g6iDaydream Pictures: https://bit.ly/3dvD31F

Is Will's voice deeper? Zane defines the difference between sniffing and snorting. Will explains how bad crime really has to be before you skip using the bathroom.

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In this episode, we cover how one exactly "gets in the robot" per say, how to get away with auditioning to become a bassist for a band even though you only know one song, how Tom Hanks is the perfect model increasing your man-self and pizzaz levels, and how to leave your perfect final mark on graduation day! 3:17 - Most Toxic Trait7:47 - Get In The Robot15:19 - Basic Bassist25:19 - Raise My Pizzaz32:31 - Graduation ImpossibleInstagram: @SYBPodcastTwitter: @SYBPodcastFacebook: @SYBPodcastPatreon: Save Your BaconYoutube: SYB Clips

Let’s take a trip to the past when candles were made by literally mashing objects together. Now, let’s take a glimpse at a beautiful future where stairs are a thing of the past and it’s all about ramps. 1:31 - You, Me, and the Noise Maker 6:59 - Extreme Candling 13:26 - Dying Your Hair The Same Color 28:47 - Indoor Roofs 36:38 - Sweet Release

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Welcome to "Cleavers and Torches" everybody! Will becomes the infamous inventor of the new hangup line "Call No Further", and Zane uncovers that is the cloning process Disney goes through with all of their actors. Walt Disney got a biiiiiig cold head. 1:40 - Snacking After Brushing 12:56 - The Invention of “Call No Further” 21:25 - It’s Me Or The Sundae 29:53 - Mooning The Entire World At Once 40:17 - Going Ghost: Cleavers And Torches 46:33 - Disney Has A Clone Of Everybody

Zane tries to find the perks to applying to a new job while he's got "bad ghost" slapped on his resume, and Will discovers the shocking number of human beings who have watched Youtube tutorials on how to turn on an oven! Did you know there's a quick and easy way to turn a mall into your new apartment? 2:50 - No Clothes, No Security 8:21 - Bring Cereal Back To Life 13:50 - The World Doesn’t Get Ovens 26:26 - Great Guy, Bad Ghost 41:28 - Sell Your Lifestyle

Will lets Zane know why calling your wife "the wife" is kind of the worst thing, and Zane talks about why Europe is far superior than an hour on the moon with the South. If you fail at passing cars on the road, just give them a good ole' thumbs up. 2:41 - The Wife And My Socks 10:36 - An Hour On The Moon With the South 17:49 - Untie Slow Girlfriend 25:43 - Going Ghost: Sleeping Downstairs 37:46 - Be My Road Mom 44:38 - Beating Someone Half to Death Twice NOTE: Zane had to attend a wedding and is recording from the lobby of a hotel so there were unavoidable audio issues for this episode.

Zane explains how many Rubik's cubes worth of chips are in a bag of Panera chips, and Will explains why a house stops being a house when it's on fire. 0:53 - Can You Be In A Burning Building? 8:06 - My Warrior Child Excuse 14:06 - Our Heart Pumps Magnets 22:40 - Going Ghost: Ghost Fly 30:16 - From Potato Chips To Tesla 42:11 - Ubering Coast to Coast

Will explains the best way to quietly hire us to mess with your co-worker, and Zane helps a 16-year-old business mogul create the mall of the future! You wanna swim in the hot tub? I mean... you can try. 0:35 - The Shelf Conundrum 9:39 - Hacking Alex Trebek 17:25 - The SYB Garauntee 23:23 - The Floridian Soul Sucker 32:48 - Pantasy Sports 42:01 - Swimming At A Hotel

Zane pretty much finds a way to make every question’s situation an uncomfortable one, and Will dedicates his life now to understanding the mystery behind ghost stories! Guys, we spent 50 minutes waiting for Will’s computer to turn back on! 3:34 - Kissing Forever Sucks 9:59 - Will Resets 15:16 - Spa For Frogs 22:19 - Dr. Lumbo and Zanariah 31:26 - Teleporting Cat 37:29 - The Blindest Date 41:47 - The Bane of Cracking Backs 49:02 - Good Quality Lava

We talked over each other a lot pre-edit. I loved the strength of our questions this episode. I was worried during "baby prison" but that ended up being great.

Zane has a revelation about a man who claims to have witnessed every single day go to heaven, and Will reminisces in spooning watermelons daily. 2:32 - The Chips Mystery 10:07 - If You Fail, I Don’t Get Drunk 14:34 - Garden Revenge 20:48 - Thick Striped Shirt 33:17 - All Pizza Goes To Heaven 42:46 - Being More Granola

Gather round in the Cool Cats Jazz Club filled with music so sharp it cuts Will's audio in half for pieces of the podcast! Will finds out how helpful chainmail armor can help chefs, and Zane explains how rough squatters really have it! Pay me, I’m Geoffery, and I gotta beat those greedy kind-hearted bozos. 2:17 - What’s Shakin’ 11:03 - You’re Doing Grate 21:06 - The Cop Long-Con 26:19 - The Eternal Squatter 34:06 - Sweet Prince Sixteen 40:19 - Give To Geoffrey

Zane describes why a hamster would thrive within the suburban lifestyle, and Will skips school but not because he’s Static Shock or anything. Did you know that Bill Gates’ is just a prank master? 1:45 - My Battery Fridge 8:12 - Stonepeckers 14:34 - Bill Gates’ Greatest Prank 22:31 - How ATMs Are Born 34:11 - My Neighbor, The Hamster 41:16 - Static Shock Skips School

Will talks about the understandable times you can't take off a pair of socks and choose to wear them a second time during the day, and Zane ponders the concept of humans having to keep their toilets on leashes! Hey, Zane has had a stupidly busy week and didn't edit this episode at all so get ready for 50 straight minutes of no touch-ups! 1:22 - Chili-O's 7:29 - My Son Is A Mannequin 13:58 - A Hard Bidet's Work 24:12 - Sleepsocking 32:44 - Knock On Opossum 43:32 - Shape of Toilet

Zane explains how to make everything in the world smell like vanilla, and Will reveals the final the master secret behind what makes Stan the smartest man in the world. Ever just wanted to hike and never see your kids again and do no tax things ever again and be a yeti? 1:49 - Breast of Friends 11:42 - That Mint Boy 19:33 - First Time Swearing 30:14 - Vanilla Suds 36:35 - My Dad, The Yeti Tax Evader 44:10 - Breast of Friends Part 2

Will fills your joy-hole with the odd knowledge of showering after baths, and Zane lays out the basics of how to tell if your professor is doing cocaine every day. Did you know that everywhere in the world thinks it’s weird how much the USA love peanut butter? 4:29 - Karaoke Night 11:29 - The Love Child of Ant-Man, Danny Devito, and Optimus Prime 18:43 - Filling Your Shower Joy-Hole 27:22 - The ‘Roos Ruse 33:35 - Professing Kindness, Not Love 40:14 - Spoiler Revenge 45:32 - Does My Teacher Do Cocaine?

Zane gives you the perfect tip on how to turn your hair into a Venus fly trap, and Will argues why he deserves a free murder through his “grape analogy”. Did you know that yawning is really a minor case of the Black Plague? 2:02 - Meat Lovers Anonymous 6:24 - What Are Buildings So Torn Up About? 10:03 - Blueberry Girl 20:24 - The Beige Plague 26:43 - Free Complimentary Murder 33:12 - The Hair For All Your Manager Needs 39:22 - Reverse Werewolfing

Will accidentally released the extinct Sabertooth Tiger back into society, and Zane reminisces about the marvelous struggle the dog "Ole' Faithful" went through to create the geyser he floats atop: Ole' Faithful. 1:19 - Fate of the Rampaging San Andreas Skyscraper 9:34 - All Hunter's Net Traps Hunt In Packs 15:21 - Bring Back Larger Chickens 19:38 - Will Sets His House On Fire 28:39 - Arrested For Being A Bad Actor 33:03 - The True Story Behind Ole' Faithful

Zane realizes how awkward it would be if a man in his mid-30s was competing against the kids in Willy Wonka for his chocolate factory, and Will talks about how disappointed his dad was in him for throwing up after drinking too many 5 hour energies. Do you even slightly know how terrifying a duck with teeth is? 00:34 - The Ants and the Bees 02:52 - Bill Wonka 09:28 - How To Train Your Duck 15:26 - Celebrity Crushes and Chicatsky 27:10 - Laying Down Means An Open Mouth 38:06 - Having a Stomach-to-Stomach 46:13 - 50-Hours of Energy

Will explains the existence of werewolves and the moon's gravity, and Zane literally marries a Digiorno pizza. How ballsy is it to call a demon a nerd directly to their face? Not ballsy at all. Freakin' nerds. 00:53 - Cinnamon Twisted Tales 2:09 - My Morning Digiorno Pizza 7:54 - The Center of the Universe Inn 12:25 - Fight Clubbing Yourself 18:21 - Our Inner Wolf Hairs 26:08 - Quit Being A Demon, Ya Nerd 35:05 - Zane-Level of Sexiness

Zane is missing teeth, and Will is missing a microphone. EPISODE 7 IS WHERE THE REAL MAGIC HAPPENS BABY! Intro - 00:14 The Guilty Feeling Nigerian Prince - 3:28 Whole Grain Kush - 10:04 Forever and Ever 21 - 15:13 Taking Advantage Of Having No Teeth - 20:31 The Neat Dry-Hands Fire Party Trick - 29:32 I Don't Give A Donald Duck - 35:35 Dehydrated Bread™ - 43:49 Outro - 48:32