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Nhat comes across an item on Aliexpress that makes dubious and potentially dangerous claims. We talk about all of the local stores closing down. Tony goes to a punk show with his cousin on his California vacation. Tony runs into people who know people in the classic thrash metal scene. […]
We discuss death and somehow end up on the subject of auto-erotic asphyxiation and the public’s need to know the gruesome details. Tony recalls a Robin Williams movie about this very subject. We come across a new suicide hotline number that appears on a sign posted in a Dunkin Donuts […]
Nhat has a run in with a weird visitor late at night. Tony’s hoping he doesn’t have to rescue any more baby raccoons. Tony doesn’t give a fuck about his new boss’ intentions. Nhat doesn’t like most managers. We both agree that we need more Luigis in this world. Tony […]
Tony comes across an ad about renting sex dolls in the Denver Westword. We ruminate about the hygiene issues. Nhat lays out weird conditions for if Tony ever inherited his stuff after he dies. We have lamprey news and a scientific study on the attractiveness of the scrotum. We talk […]
Nhat loses his beloved cat, Luna. That’s pretty much it. https://www.thelofishow.com/podcast/2025/2025-02-09-OdeToLuna.mp3 Featured Song of the Week: “Oh Oscillator” – Sorcha Richardson Featured Song of the Week: “Satellite” – Courtney Marie Andrews Outro Song of the Week: “A Hope In Hell” – Bleed From Within
We start out talking about the L.A. fires and why we have so many power lines held up by wooden posts. We ask each other how we’d like to see the world end if we were dying. Tony feels ripped off because he saved up way too many rewards points […]
Tony starts off complaining about his work, which prompts Nhat to figure out that he actually cares about his work, despite popular belief. We discuss why we can’t have nice things like a bullet train in this country. We go over some of the supposed “worst guitar solos in rock.” […]
We start off talking about the destruction of the earth, either by the sun exploding or the sun burning out somehow and try to figure out if it’s possible to re-ignite the sun. We then wonder if we can the power of fart to cook food. We ruminate on what […]
Tony starts off talking about his family genetics. Nhat and The Lo Fi Show is off of X because of Elon’s stupid ass. Follow us at The Lo Fi Show or Fizzlepop720 on Bluesky. We get into a discussion about politics and A.I. Nhat doesn’t think he could be duped […]
We go over the disappointment of the last election and of people and life in general. We talk about stupidity and the mental health crisis. We discuss whether we’d do anything if there was a real life purge, like in the movie. Tony reviews the movie Chocolat. We play a […]
Tony starts off wanting to explain why he’s entitled to shit in the ocean. Emma joins us on Mixlr and thinks it’s weird that Nhat eats soup while watching Terrifier 2. Tony gives a quick review of his 15th anniversary of Mastodon’s “Crack The Skye.” We send spoo into space. […]
We start off talking about politics, which is pretty rare for us.. but it’s that time of the year, so it’s been occupying more mental real estate than we’d like it to, to be honest. We review a couple of forgettable movies, The Nest and Killer Heat. “We play Pokemon […]
The podcast begins with us talking about a hot sauce called Ass In Space. We go over a few shows we’d like to see and some that we’ve already seen. Tony reports on his Chicago trip to see Riot Fest. Tony gets mistaken for a few different rock stars. We […]
We start off playing a strange song about an e-Harmony profile that was put to music, called “Can’t Hug Every Cat.” Tony’s friend confirms that he’s still listening and that he would laugh at his demise, if he died in a sinkhole accident. We talk about growing out of adult […]
Tony remembers a story about a guy being swallowed by a sinkhole and we discuss how quickly we’d give up if that happened to us. Nhat would want Tony to do one last show if he was on death’s door, just to say goodbye. Tony visits Austin and finds a […]
Tony starts out talking about getting rid of his t-shirts with obscure references and the conversation goes into getting rid of things in general as Tony and Z host another garage sale. Nhat asks Tony what his most precious possessions are. Nhat somehow gets functioning things for free when trying […]
Tony and Z mull over going to France for a wedding. We talk about the unhoused and what their thought processes would be. Tony gives a homeless woman ten dollars and we ruminate on what their thought processes would be. Tony and his co-workers have a get-together for a Juneteenth celebration. Tony mentions what his […]
Tony is craving donuts and a Frito pie and details his visit to the first Buc-ee’s in Colorado, which made his partner ill. Nhat remembers dropping a block of blood into his dad’s soup in Vietnam. We discuss Ozempic and general disappointment with rotisserie chickens. We play Pokémon or Urban Dictionary? https://www.thelofishow.com/podcast/2024/2024-06-02-RotisserieThiccen.mp3 Links Day In […]
Nhat is wondering why people seem to get weird at gas stations. Nhat attends a Cinco De Mayo festival and gets a burger. Tony laments that he’s leaving nothing to the world but this stupid podcast. Tony’s Facebook gets hacked. We briefly talk sports and Nhat’s had it with his NHL team. https://www.thelofishow.com/podcast/2024/2024-05-12-ToMyFamilyIBequeathThisDumbAssPodcast.mp3 Links Day […]
We have a disagreement about the behavior of squirrels. Tony thinks his house may be haunted and declines getting a garage camera service probably at least partially for that reason. Nhat reviews Dune 2, Tony reviews Civil War and The Visitor and we discuss other A24 movies. Nhat has an aversion to turtle-faced people. In […]
Nhat starts off hearing a weird noise on their new mixer. Tony had to spend a lot of money on a new garage door because of gale force winds. We review the new Road House movie and Wonka. Tony goes to the Flotsam And Jetsam show. We have news articles like chickens watching the eclipse, […]
We start off with our new mixer, which actually will be the last time we use it because we didn’t like some of the quirks it had. Tony gets into the music business of Lizzo and Jason Newsted. Nhat has a confrontation with his downstairs neighbor, whose dogs were torturing him for a month and […]
Disclaimer: This episode is garbage.. no, not because of the content.. that’s normal… because of the quality. This episode signaled the death of our beloved mixer. It lasted us nearly 10 years, so probably a bit longer than anyone expected. Because of this, the quality was quite bad for a number of reasons. One, it […]
We start out talking about bands and the reforming of Slayer and whether or not it’s for a couple of dates or longer. Tony gets the band Every Time I Die and As I Lay Dying mixed up. We have Day In Cum, where there’s an article about artificial testicles that might be able to […]
We start off talking about Tool, as they just recently played in Denver and Nhat gets confused as to how many Lollapaloozas he’s been to. Tony is fixated on Maynard James Keenan’s pubic hair for some odd reason. Tony has an awkward exchange with a co-worker, where both parties are competing with each other to […]
We start off talking about either trying to follow your dream or just falling in line with the rest of the workforce. Tony talks to a customer with a voice box. Nhat thinks they should be able to improve voice box technology by now. We then discuss whether we could pull off one big scam […]
We discuss whether or not we would live in arctic temperatures for the right amount of money. Tony compares himself to Bojack Horseman. We have a Music and Movies game where the theme is cringiest lines in movies. We report on WTF News with the following article: Woman Pays £175 To Have Dead Pet Hamster […]
We start off talking about getting shitfaced on New Year’s and how some people just don’t have the ability to pull back. We then discuss Marvel and DC movies and what we’d like to see as far as new content goes. Nhat wants Kraven The Hunter to look less douchy. We play “Guess That Riff.” […]
We start off with technical difficulties and Nhat starts complaining about the bad Marvel movies coming out. Then we spend way too long to try to get our friend Paul signed up so he can chat on Mixlr. We play Pokemon or Urban Dictionary. Tony takes some weird survey that probably resulted him being brainwashed […]
We start out talking about how lame Black Friday has gotten and how to possibly spice it up. We discuss our lame Thanksgivings. Tony’s beloved dog Chance, passed away, so he goes into a quick story about his loss and the possibility of life after death. Science news this week is about frozen worms coming […]
Nhat points out a strange parental detail in the original Superman movie and has an idea for dealing with exorcisms, based on the Exorcist movie. We discuss the possible end of the world and life on other planets. Nhat finds a website that uses AI to name your podcast, depending on your interests. Unfortunately, it […]
Nhat starts out going through old clips and happens across the one where the Paint It Black podcast ask us to criticize them. Nhat discusses some changes to the order of segments in the show since it drones on too damn long at times. Tony has weird interactions with his co-workers and some of them […]
We begin the show just going through the upcoming concerts. Tony is questioning whether or not our friend Paul is really listening. Tony wants to find quaaludes online. We give a review of The Mars Volta show at Red Rocks and Tony reviews The Darkness. Tony forgets his phone on the way to Mars Volta […]
Tony saw Baby Metal and Dethklok and gives a brief review of the show. Nhat thinks that Baby Metal and Ghost fall within the gimmicky range, but Tony begs to differ. We discuss whether people retain their cadence of speaking throughout their lives or if they modify later on in life. Nhat hates the band […]
We start off the podcast off talking about people with trauma and watching YouTube interrogations. We go into possible therapeutic effects of psilocybin and ayahuasca. We play a Celtic Frost game and Pokemon Or Urban Dictionary along with our usual Who’s Shittier and Fact Or Crap segments. We find a lamprey news article on the […]
We discuss truck nuts at the start of the show and what people must think that work in the factories that manufacturer these oddities. We delve into the origin story of how someone thought to put testicles on the back of their car and then we researched to find a counterbalancing vehicular vulva. Tony invests […]
We start talking about one hit wonders from the eighties. Tony has a giant collapsed tree branch he has to clear and Nhat seems to think he can just Paul Bunyan it to take care of it. We play a break song from our friend Dave’s project Slip In The Slide Out. We play a […]
We start off while a crazy hailstorm is going on and Tony talks about when he almost died when he crashed his truck during a winter storm. Nhat asks Tony how he would have prevented his parents from having him if he had the opportunity to travel back in time. We look up the what […]
Tony is wondering what his dog is saying to him and Nhat had no idea about the correlation with cats and cucumbers. Tony reminisces about the band LMFAO and his Tony Robbins tapes, which clearly did nothing for him. We play Six Degrees of Billy Joel and then play his old band Atilla, which is […]
Nhat’s Spotify account gets hacked and the worst part is that they listen to shitty music and messed up his algorithm. Tony is thinking of moving to a new house and contemplates having to shovel snow in his blue-hair years. We ruminate about the return of the cassette tape and how odd it is. We […]
Tony was looking at a food truck in Craigslist and Nhat suggests inventing the Kabaco, which is a combination of a kabob and a taco. Nhat briefly reviews “Extraction” and Tony reviews the series “From.” We then discuss scromiting, which is vomiting and screaming at the same time. We do Boring News Articles and finish […]
Tony describes his mushroom-tinged adventure while attending Mr. Bungle. Tony decides he wants to try fentanyl. We talk about hot sauces with the word “ass” in them and unique Halloween costumes. Nhat gives a movie review of “Dungeons And Dragons – Honor Among Thieves.” We have a few “What The Fuck? News” articles. http://www.thelofishow.com/podcast/2023/2023-05-21-YouCanDoALotWithAPickle.mp3 Intro […]
We start off talking about getting rebuffed from Romo’s Street Tacos and then Popeye’s before we find an international market that happens to serve food as well. Tony asks about Black Royal, a Finnish death metal band. We test out the “Blend” feature in Spotify to see who has the lamest entries from their algorithm. […]
We talk about past listeners of the show because our friend Paul had recently discussed listening to our podcast on a road trip for god knows what reason. Longtime listeners Emma and Henno both join the show chat. There are murmurings of an Acid Country reunion (Tony and Dave’s old band). Both Nhat and Henno […]
We start off reviewing “Beef” on Netflix and “The Last Of Us.” We talk about mad honey, mushrooms and meth. We have a science news where scientists research pooping out Legos. We go over the top weird sex stories of the year and one of them, unfortunately, involves a lungfish. http://www.thelofishow.com/podcast/2023/2023-04-16-PoopingLegosInTheNameOfScience.mp3 Intro Song of the […]
Tony starts off wanting to hear an old Ozzy song. We talk about what it takes to truly be a slug. Nhat discovers something really gross in Tony’s bathroom. We reminisce about throwing up and wine coolers. Tony talks about how he would have to talk to his kid (if he had one) about drinking […]
We start out talking about getting merch from the H.R. Giger site in regards to Celtic Frost and then Tony talks about getting a “Goon Cave” installed in the house, which is just as disturbing as it sounds. Tony and his significant other have a bread compulsion. We talk about the “Satanic Panic” that occurred […]
Nhat’s betta fish Gabe goes missing and probably ended up in his cat’s tummy. Tony reminisces about getting drunk. Henno challenges Tony to playing “Bark At The Moon” since Tony picked Randy Rhoads over Jake E. Lee. The head cutting challenge is on. Emma comes on and gives Tony shit, as per usual and also […]
We mention the Super Bowl for probably 2.5 seconds and then we move on to talk about the blackouts in Texas. Tony is losing hearing in his right ear. We talk about the futility of theoretical physicists trying to cool the planet with moon dust. We debate on the power of dead music artists. Tony […]
Tony reminisces about the Brad concert (no, not Brad Paisley, the band with Pearl Jam’s Stone Gossard). Nhat has a dilemma with his first fish purchase. Not to be outdone, Tony has pet trouble of his own. We have a bit of a heated debate about therapy, beer and coffee. We talk about Bojack Horseman […]
Nhat gets another hobby and of course, Tony disagrees with it. Tony talks about how dumb social media comments are. Tony recalls an extravagantly wasteful display of dining from a wealthy individual. We recall losing things from our childhood. We play the punk rock version of the 1 minute challenge. We discuss the unfortunate passing […]