Come on down into the bunker with adult twins, Emma and Jared Doritos (Yes, those Doritos). Bunker life is hard but Emma and Jared are thinking about cool stuff and having lots of good ideas. They can't wait to share them with you and their funny friends who come to visit. Hosted by Emma Holder and Jared Robertson
Emma Holder and Jared Robertson
The twins visit their blimp owning friend, Gustav (James Fernandez) in his blimp up in the sky! Segments include Dan Brown's Angels and Demons, Are You Mad at Me?, and something else I can't remember right now.
The Doritos twins visit their friend Poppy (Kandace Medina) who is a famous taxidermist. Segments include Dan Brown's Angels and Demons, and Ripley's do you believe this or not? Kandace is an Austin based stand-up comic. Follow her @chunkernugget and go to kandacemedina.com to find out about her upcoming shows. You can also venmo her at @kandacemedina
The twins visit with Lil Cheesy, the first ever Cheez It ever made (Brandi Davis). Segments include: Dan Brown's Angels and Demons, Ripley's Do you believe it or not?, and I haven't ever done that never. See Brandi perform comedy at Moontower Comedy Festival this April and every Monday at 8:30 at the open mic, Cackleshack at Lustre Pearl East.
The Twins go visit their old house mouse, Criminiminmum, (Michael Perkins), in his new mansion.
The twins continue their tour and visit their friend, former bat boy, current guard of the Houston astrodome, Frank. (Frank Netscher) . Watch Frank improvise in F*ck this Week every Monday at 8pm at Fallout Theater, in ATX
The twins are going on tour and coming to a bunker near you. You can't go see them on tour but each episode this season will be recorded in the bunker, mansion, blimp, fort or castle of a huge slew of special guests. This week the twins are joined by their friends and bunker flippers, Penny and Alexander (Cortnie Jones and Michael Jastroch) in a bunker they renovated. Follow @victrola_pod and @well.branded.van to keep up to date with their comedy podcast and van life adventures!
It's the 50th episode! It's the season one finale! The twins finally let one of Emma's children visit the bunker. Her son Damian (James Fernandez) comes and tells them about his life on the surface. Segments include Rose and Thorn, Dad advice and Big Cookie. The twins are going to take a few weeks off to reflect and learn and change but will be back with season 2 shortly.
The twins get a visit from their childhood friend, Braidy Katie, visits and she has her own new business that isn't an MLM! Segments include gripes, Podstax Podcast Questions, and Celebrities.
The twins get a visit from their company's owner, Alex Pepsi (Chris McKeever). Segments include rose and thorn, bunker hacks and celebrities! See Chris and his critically acclaimed improv team F@%k this Week! Every Monday at Fallout Theater in Austin Texas.
The twins visit with Jared's high school bully, Justin (Justin Soileau). This Justin is different than Jared's best friend, Big Justin. Segments include rants/gripes and Dad advice. Check out Justin's sketch comedy here: youtube.com/justinsoileau
Emma's high school boyfriend Sam (Sam Castillo) visits and has lots of theories on the new world order. Segments include: Secrets, Big Cookie and Celebrities. Listen to Sam's podcast the LDF podcast wherever you listen to this one!
The twins get a visit from their elementary school coach and personal trainer, Coach Ben (Ben Bazan) who is going to train them for space, the Olympics and being hot. Segments include Gripes, Dad advice, and Who's Your Apollo's 13?
The twins get a visit from Nadeem's grandson Zain (Zain Hussain) who work's at Nadeem's store and is 12. Nadeem's Store has many locations in the bunker and outside of the bunker. Segments include Gripes and Son advice Please follow @nadeems_store on instagram.
The twins get a visit from their personal stylist (Megan Tucei) and learn about fashion. Segments include Rose and Thorn, Bunker Hacks and a reverse Big Cookie! See Megan do stand up on Friday 7/16 at Blackout! 10pm at the Velveeta Room.
The twins get a visit from the Doritos factory foreman, Amy (Amy Knop)! Segments include Secrets, Bunker tour and Podcast Stax questions! See Amy and some of Austin's best improvisers perform in Pioneers! Saturdays at 8:30pm at Fallout Theater.
The twins visit with Jonathan Cottonport, their simple country divorce lawyer (Evan Rabalais). Segments include Rose and Thorn, Bunker Hacks and Celebrities. Check out Evan's comedy DnD show, Critical Hit, when it comes back to Austin soon!
The twins visit with their PR consultant Xaria (Xaria Coleman) after getting cancelled and they are sorry for everything you didn't like that they've said. After reflecting, pausing, reading and learning. The twins are better and nicer! Segments include Rose and Thorn and Bunker Hacks.
The twins get a visit from their younger cousin Linux (Lily Roblin) and she explains new stuff to them while they explain old stuff to her. Segments include Gripes and Celebrities.
The twins get a visit from their Aunt Irielle (Irielle Wesley) who is a personal life coach and from the poor side of the family. Segments include Rose and Thorn, Dad advice, and Celebrities!
The twins get a visit from one of Jared's childhood exes (Linzy Beltran). Segments include Gripes, Bunker Hacks and PodCast Stax questions.
Stand up comedian and host of the in bunker virtual open mic Conrad Fagan visits with the twins. Segments include Rants, Mom advice (for Mother's Day), and Celebrities!
The twins get a visit from Carl Blumpie, owner of Blumpie's Ghost Kitchens to talk about philosophy and vibes. Segments includes: rants, bunker hacks, and dad advice.
The twins get a visit from a 1950's ghost girl (Vanessa Gonzalez) and learn all about ghost stuff! Segments include secrets, Bunker Hacks, and Celebrities! Check out Vanessa's podcast, "I'm not Busy" with Michael Foulk and buy her comedy album, "My Birthday's Tomorrow" both widely available on the internet!
The twins get a visit from their extremely-good-at-business business consultant. with Nick Ramirez. Check out Nick's podcast: Hungry Cat Daily: A Garfield Recap Podcast
The twins get a visit from their cool older friend and find out she was actually their babysitter! with Angelina Martin. Check out Angelina's weekly stand-up showcase, Buzzkill at Buzzmill. Returning to Wednesday nights, 4/28.
The twins gets a visit from their childhood plastic surgeon's widow, Aunt Katherine (Katherine Johnson). Segments include Gripes, Dad Advice, and Podcast Cardstax.
The twins somehow still-living grandmother Doritos (Yamina Khouane) visits and bonds with them. Segments include Rose and Thorn, Bunker Hacks and Celebrities!
Jared's wife (Dani Gonzalez) visits again for a late Valentine's day special. Segments include Valentine's Rose and Thorn, Bunker Hacks and Valentine's Podcast Cardstax. Listen do Dani's podcast, Chagrinning, wherever you listen to this one!
The twins get a visit from Dr Katie (Katie Sicking) their healer. Segments include Rose and Thorn, Dad Advice, and Celebrities. Check out Night Crew on Comedy Central, Staydium on Adult Swim and check out her show Stupid Music Videos (on Rizzle / TikTok) for more Katie content!
The twins discuss their hiatus (Jared fled the bunker!) and visit with their elderly draft dodging milkman and friend, Burt Looney (Andrew Miculka). Segments include: Grievances and Gripes, Bunker Hacks, and Podcast Cardstax Questions.
We're sorry this is late but you will soon understand why. One of the twins (Jared) is missing. We will be back with regular funny episodes soon. IF Jared's allowed back in the bunker.
In a special JTT (just the twins) episode, the twins get rid of guests and explain the constitution because of the news. NO GUEST NO RULES!
The twins get a visit from the designer and architect of their bunker, Chrissy (Chrissy Shackelford). Segments include: Secrets, Bunker Hacks, and Celebrities.
The twins visit with their dead dad's ex jewelry maker and old family friend Griffin (Griffin May) Segments include Secrets, School and Dad Advice.
The Twins get a visit from a task rabbit (Minda Wei) which is a person not a bunny. Segments include Rose and Thorn, Bunker Hacks and Podcast CardStax Find Minda on intsagram and twitter @notminda where you can commission tattoo design and read the articles she writes!
The twins get a visit from their exterminator Robyn. Segments include Rose and Thorn, Celebrities, and Dad advice, New Year's resolution edition.
Our 20th episode! Jared's high school girlfriend Yola (Yola Lu) chats with the twins. Segments include Secrets, Bunker Hacks and Dad Advice.
The twins get a visit from their younger brother Frankie (Katie Stone). Segments include- Rose and Thorn, School, and Podcast Cardstax
The twins get a visit from their neighbor and father figure Carlos (Carlos LaRotta). Segments include Rose and Thorn, Dad Advice, and Podcast Cardstax.
The twins talk with their new intern, Naomi (Naomi Perryman). Segments include Rose and Thorn, Big Christmas Cookie and PodStax podcast questions.
The twins get a visit from their former butler (Lance Gilstrap) who they thought was still dead. He's not! Segments include: Secrets, Bunker Hacks, and Twins of History. Listen to Lance's podcasts Sand and Hungry Cat Daily, which are about Dune and Garfield, respectively.
The twins visit with their reiki healer and friend, Dylan (Dylan Garsee). Segments include Celebrities, Bunker Hacks, and PodcastStax questions. A link to a book of numbers Jared mentions https://www.amazon.com/Million-Random-Digits-Normal-Deviates/dp/0833030477?fbclid=IwAR0PhTXBMtmMVUjQkoARKIRBNaUyEiGiokFXvEAuizic3wu0x-q5N8RDyw4
Heir to an even bigger chip fortune, Bartholomew Lays (Ryan Darbonne), visits the twins and talks about being rich. There is a technical issue and the twins discuss who's fault. Segments include Rose and Thorn and Twins from History
Hollywood reality television producer Kyle Minogue (Kyle Romero) visits with the twins and talks to them about filming a reality show! Segments include: Secrets and Bunker Hacks
Our therapist, Dr. Nicole, visits and we chat as friends but still pay her and let her call it a session. Segments include Rose and Thorn, Bunker Hacks, and Big Cookies.
In an extra special and spooky Halloween episode, the twins talk with their surprise new friend, Steve Segel (Steve Moore), who has also been living in their bunker. Segments include: Bunker Tour and Bunker Hacks. Visit your public library.
The Twins get a visit from their beloved mom (Chloe Ingram) and their stepdad (Lane Ingram). Segments include Rose and Thorn and Bunker Hacks. Watch Lane's livestreaming show Yeah, but are you happy? Every Wednesday at 8pm on ColdTowne TV's twitch stream.
Ian, USPS worker and friend of the twins, visits and tries to get them to fill out a change of address form. Segments include Secrets, Bunker Hacks, and Celebrities.
The twins' Uncle Sanjay, CEO of Doritos, stops by the bunker. With guest, Sanjay Rao Segments include Rose and Thorn, Bunker Hacks and Celebrities.
Jared and Emma's childhood best friend, who is equally close to them both visits. Segments include Secrets, Bunker Hacks, and celebrities. with guest James Fernandez
The twins get a visit from their childhood friend, the heir to The Gap fortune, Gap Fisher (Jake Millward). Everybody has fun talking about the stresses and joys of inheriting wealth. Segments include Bunker Hacks, School, and Celebrities. The sound is a little off in this one. We are sorry and trying our best. We thought it was worth it to still release it, but just know we hear the white noise too and are sorry. Emma will remember to turn her air purifier off for future episodes except for the one we recorded last night and she def. forgot and noticed it 30 minutes in.
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