Words With Nerds

John retires a joke, with a note of thanks! The boys discuss other podcasts! Craig says a thing about stuff! It's everything you'd expect! Exclamation Points!

What do kesseljunkie & the immortal Craigula give thanks for in 2021? You'll just have to listen to find out. But the list includes Tik Tok, Comic Book Publishers and Lucasfilm...and there are many more, too. Oh, and kesseljunkie has a meltdown of sorts at one point. But it's completely justified. Happy Thanksgiving!  

Craigula and kesseljunkie are back!  They expose how Jeffrey Toobin changed Zoom calls forever. They discuss things they've watched, like "Crippled Avengers," "Halloween Kills," "Midnight Mass," and "The Eternals."  All that, plus a promise at the end of the show that will leave you tingling with delight! Enjoy.

They're back! FINALLY. Craigula and kesseljunkie have a lot to catch up on, and so they do. They both saw THE Suicide Squad. They both did other things. They both have opinions and some of kesseljunkie's have changed - which Craigula doesn't approve. Tune in to the zaniness!

Does the music you love hold up, be it from movies, memories, or nostalgia? We'll definitively answer if it does, if it happens to be one of the things we discuss! We're trying to be on a regular schedule. It's just tough, y'all.

Hubba Hubba Hubba, Who do you love? What do you love? Is it just nostalgic love for a lumbering B-movie celluloid waste like Friday the 13th, or a pure love for a true classic like John Carpenter's Halloween or Zack Snyder's 300? The boys debate their choices, including music, comic books, and more.

Craigula and kesseljunkie venture onward to discuss the next topic in their "does it hold up" series: Careers! Everyone from Kathryn Bigelow to Arnold Schwarzenegger, JJ Abrams to Meryl Streep, get judged fairly. How did your faves hold up? Plus a bonus speed round on TV shows!

Continuing their "Does it Hold Up?" Series, the boys examine the comedies of the past and ask if they hold up or if time has moved on from them.

In the first episode of their first series for 2021, Craig and John debate whether their selected movies "hold up" for visual effects.

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.  The boys are back with thoughts on A Christmas Carol, their 4 Most Essential Christmas Movies, & several other holiday musings in one of their most sauced episodes to date. And an announcement about what you can expect in 2021!

The boys are back! What? WHAT? The one thing that can fix this silly year is their unique brand of humor and brotherhood. Happy Thanksgiving to all...and to all, an extra helping of Pumpkin pie.

Every generation has a legend. Every journey has a destination. But neither of these guys are named "Skywalker." Just take a pic with the Clearview app and figure it out. Also listen to kesseljunkie praise Frontier airlines because they didn't kill him. And the belated Christmas gift exchange! Also what they checked out.  Be sure to pick your side: Pitt the Elder...or Lord Palmerston? WWNPodcast@gmail.com 

Did someone light a fish dinner? Craig and John discuss a number of things, from Gwyneth Paltrow's crazy candles (we didn't make this up) to the writer for the new Captain Marvel 2, to what they checked out, to whatever else you'd expect these two crazy cats to get up to. So send us a note to WWNPodcast@gmail.com 

Like a giant big blue light in the sky, the Nerds are back and have a trial. John and Craig put Director J.J. Abrams on trial and figure out what his sentence will be. Plus, they don't let the internet let them down. A big reveal that is shocking to everyone that Craig visits comic book forums, New Mutants invade the show, they check out some things, learned they are environmental crusaders, and try to justify what is necessary in some films. ----more---- P.S. We want to hear from you. P.P.S. SEND US AN EMAIL TO WWNPODCAST@GMAIL.COM  P.P.P.S. Rate and review us on your favorite podcasting service P.P.P.P.S. Be sure to subscribe to the show and tell your friends about us.

The Nerds Speak! John and Craig have sent this from a SECRET LOCATION that can't be found. With the power of THOUSANDS of MINI DEATH STARS they come at you with the review of THE RISE OF SKYWALKER that will make you nod your head and HOPEFULLY LAUGH so long as you have a sense of humor about it all. And be sure listen to THE END for a special earworm from Craig.... ----more---- P.S. We talk about The Mandalorian season finale. And what we checked out. And why Craig couldn't manage to release a show last week. P.P.S. SEND US AN EMAIL TO WWNPODCAST@GMAIL.COM  P.P.P.S. Here's to a great 2020!

Craig and John talk Mandalorian, Peanut Butter and Mayonnaise, The Rise of Skywalker, Gene Roddenberry's Odd Sexual Issues, and What They Checked Out. Send us your thoughts at WWNPodcast@gmail.com 

John and Craig talk about DNA Dating apps from Harvard, that WW84 trailer, that Black Widow trailer, that Taylor Swift cover of Last Christmas, that Mandalorian Chapter 5, and that list of What They Checked Out, including that new John Travolta movie "The Fanatic." So send them a note already to WWNPodcast@gmail.com. 

Craig and John are not robots. They are almost positive this is true. This week they break a long-standing rule to discuss the forbidden character to talk about on the show. They also venture into some awards shows, learn about a new award that is very appealing to both and check out some things. Also, since it is a nerd show, the Mandalorian gets a good discussion.  Send them a note at WWNPodcast@gmail.com to let them know what you think. This is the way.

Find out the things for which Craig and John are thankful in 2019...in their own way. It's your annual double helping of snark and sound bytes! Also discover what they checked out, from Captain Marvel (John's first time!), Avatar (hmmm...), Creed II, and The Mandalorian Chapter 3. And as usual with the Annual Thanksgiving Celebration of Giving Thanks, be sure to listen all the way to the end, and HAVE A HAPPY THANKSGIVING! (And send them a note at WWNPodcast@gmail.com) 

Craig and John subscribe to the Kaepernick Theory for work (hey, if Jay-Z can be critical, so can they), explore the Goop of holiday catalogs (and also John mocks Craig's catalogs of choice), and share their thoughts on the Disney+ original program that's all the buzz right now, The Mandalorian (They're obligated). They also share what they checked out as the holiday season approaches, mock each other relentlessly, and otherwise do the things you love them to do. They dance for you every week! SO SEND THEM A NOTE OR ONE OF THEM WILL BE STRICKEN WITH AN INCURABLE MALADY AS YET UNKNOWN TO HUMANS*: WWNPodcast@gmail.com   *this is untrue

Did Carrie Fisher lie? What did they check out? Will they help end the world? Find out on the new Words With Nerds! Also send them a note at WWNPodcast@gmail.com. 

When Craig's away, John shall...record a short episode just for you! He shares a special reading of a classic blog post, what he checked out, and ends on an up note. Also send us a note at WWNPodcast@gmail.com. 

Happy Happy Halloween! Craig and John discuss the scary happenings in the Star Wars production news as the Game of Thrones guys were wished well in their future endeavors, and delve into the Eyes of Laura Mars, directed by Irvin “The Empire Strikes Back” Kershner. Also send them a note at WWNPodcast@gmail.com. Then they share what else they checked out, like El Camlno (John this time!), Scream 2, Vampire Circus, Waxwork, Pumpkinhead, and…well, that’s really it. Also send them a note at WWNPodcast@gmail.com.  Also send them a note at WWNPodcast@gmail.com.

Craig and John  share their thoughts on the Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker trailer, as required by Podcast Law, and then get down to talking about James Wan’s Insidious. Craig also finally saw Joker so they talk about that. John shares about Halloween Horror Nights and Killer Klowns from Outer Space. Remember to watch Garfield's Halloween Adventure! Next week’s assignment is The Eyes of Laura Mars, so watch it and join in the Shocktober fun! Also send them a note at WWNPodcast@gmail.com. 

NUMBER ONE IN PRISON CAMPS! Join Craig and John once again for the podcast 100% guaranteed to be banned in China! They dance around the sensitive issues better than an NBA manager’s twitter account, and avoid giving their account information to bots so they can buy LeBron James’ latest shoes. They discuss the important 1974 genre defining flick Black Christmas featuring Margot Kidder, Olivia Hussey, John Saxon, and Kier Dullea — among others! - and agree that it’s a better Shocktober choice than last week’s The Boy. Then they share what else they checked out, like El Camlno, Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance, Out of Print, Solo: A Star Wars Story, and…well, that’s really it. Next week’s assignment is James Wan’s Insidious, so watch it and join in the Shocktober fun! Also send them a note at WWNPodcast@gmail.com.

Craig and John discuss their first movie for Shocktober, The Boy, a movie that exists. It stars Lauren Cohan and a doll for most of the movie, and discover whether John's going to hold a grudge over this choice. Inevitably they also discussed myriad adventures since last they spoke, including a discussion about one of The Mouse Overlord's many holdings, which has to do with a galaxy far, far away with trailers that drop during Monday Night Football. They also discuss what they checked out, which for John includes a LOT of horror movies already, and for both demonstrates that they have just as much free time as they can handle. Plus John discovered one of his friends listens but he won't say who. AND SO SEND US AN EMAIL AT WWNPodcast@gmail.com 

John and Craig re-enforce the show motto on this week's episode. Also, they lay out the viewing for this year's SHOCKTOBER movie watching line-up while recapping some previous viewings. Both check out some things, one hacks the Gibson, and both have some instant regret. John really wants to hear from you, so send him a message and tell him you love him: WWNPodcast@gmail.com

John and Craig #Comscore's bad reporting habits, #HarryPotter #Tattoos, #Fandom in General, Bob "Iceheart" #Iger's Autobiography that re-started a tired #StarWars argument, and what they checked out. And welcome back #HashtagOveruse! SO WRITE US ALREADY WWNPodcast@gmail.com

This week John and Craig talk a lot of poop and not just about Holiday Specials. There is a question about stadium naming rights, they celebrate the legend Ric Ocasek and you learn that Craig may actually hate himself. Plus they checked out some things so you don't have to. Trust us on this one. But the bigger question is why haven't you contacted the show at wwnpodcast@gmail.com to let John and Craig know what you think.

John and Craig discuss whether Batman has faced The Joker before onscreen, the value of 10 year old movie reviewers, the health benefits of the Cookie Crisp Diet, Apple's Card That Must Not Be Touched, Whether Tim Cook is Cobra Commander, and What They Checked Out. So write us a note at WWNPodcast@gmail.com already.

Craig and John discuss Debra Messing's breaking point, Star Wars news, Disney+ News, Marvel Cinematic News, Marvel Television News, Marvel Comics News, News News, Hurricane News, and News About What They Checked Out News. Oddly enough, given the picture, NOT Star Trek News. But the point is, they talk a lot about what's currently in the news. So start spreading...THE NEWS! ----more---- Also send us an email. Seriously, please, send us an email. WWNPodcast@gmail.com 

This week Craig and John talk discuss D23 and try to figure out how it got its name. Some big things were announced, and your hosts had some different takes about what is to come. A discussion of Spiderman (not to be confused with Spider-Man) and check out some things and review them. Plus you don't understand, Craig and John have proof - Words With Nerds is PEOPLE! Send them your thoughts at WWNPodcast@gmail.com also rate and review us on iTunes

Craig and John talk about everything that happened in the world of nerds, the end of existence on Earth, and a lot of other fun things, but that Spider Man news about Disney and Sony didn't break until after they recorded, so just imagine what they think about that, and send a note to them to tell them what you guess. Send them your thoughts at WWNPodcast@gmail.com 

Craig and John are back! The dynamic duo returns in full force, like a radioactive blast clumsily covered up by Russia! They discuss everything from Mork from Ork's aging process, to Amazon Prime's hit series The Boys, to what they checked out, to Bruce Willis' Wang. Wait...what? ----more---- Now saddle up and send us a gosh darn email already! WWNPodcast@gmail.com 

Let's start a new hashtag: #WheresGareth? He's the credited director on a billion-dollar movie, but Gareth Edwards has no upcoming projects listed. What the hell happened? Also John and Craig talk about the usual stuff like Siri listening in on your trips to the bone orchard, then Craig talks a lot about beer. We know, that's shocking that he talked a lot about beer. But they also checked out some cool stuff, and there are some really good laughs, so listen maybe and have a good time with your ear canals for a change. They've been good to you. Give them a treat. ----more---- And email us at WWNPodcast@gmail.com already. What are you, E.T. or something?

John and Craig discuss life in a Marvel Cinematic Universe Phase 4 World, Star Trek News, DC Comics TV News, and What They Checked Out...among other things. They also talk about how they want you to send them a note at WWNPodcast@gmail.com.  ----more---- No really, send us a note at WWNPodcast@gmail.com 

John and Craig talk audio books, Ernest P. Worrell, connected universes, flying soldier clowns, and what they checked out...in 3-D! NOW SEND THEM AN EMAIL AT WWNPODCAST@GMAIL.COM 

This week John (@kesseljunkie) and Craig (@craigsorrell) figure out how the universe that you know was destroyed. They talk about Yesterday, being lawsuit free, being offended by bad movies, check out some things, and want to hear about your true lies. Also, they want to solve Netflix's mystery as to how they came up with their viewing numbers. Be sure to rate and review the show on whatever podcasting service you are using. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can always reach out to the show by sending an email to wwnpodcast@gmail.com. Do it. You know you want to.   

John and Craig discuss Dragged Across Concrete, Craig's Trip to - and at - the Beach, the folly of Rian Johnson's approach to art, and what they checked out. ----more---- Now send an email to WWNPodcast@gmail.com -- come on, what are you, chicken? SEND ONE!

Craig's gone missing (again) so John's joined by longtime friend and listener of the show, Joey, to discuss 30 years of friendship, the Batman conversation that started it, Batman's changes through the ages, and what they checked out. Did we mention Batman? ----more---- I DARE you to send a note to WWNPodcast@gmail.com C'mon. Are you too chicken to send a note to WWNPodcast@gmail.com?  C'mon.

John and Craig all matters of nonsense from Killer Twitter to selective deplatforming, the physiological and evolutionary history of gremlins, what they checked out, and a few surprise treats as usual. ----more---- Hey lazybones. Write us a note at WWNPodcast@gmail.com. 

John and Craig talk about what's relatable, the deadly sport of dodgeball, the first Avenger, OSHA compliance for S.H.I.E.L.D. movies, what they checked out, and debate if this is The Dark Knight of podcasts. ----more---- We want to hear from you. Send us a message to WWNPodcast@gmail.com.  Visit www.kesseljunkie.com. John is taking a break but he'll still respond to your comments.

John and Craig discuss the greatest song of all time, thinkpieces about meaningless stuff, Bloodsport, comic books, movie trailers, and what they checked out, including Godzilla: King of the Monsters! ----more---- Dammit, send notes to WWNPodcast@gmail.com.  Visit www.kesseljunkie.com. It's in a lull, but will be roaring back shortly.

John and Craig discuss Marvel's Avengers Endgame's Box Office Battle for the Top, what irritates Craig about GoFundMe, why Craig hates people climbing Mount Everest, how thirsty Craig was, and what they checked out. ----more---- Have a hot stock tip? We wouldn't know what to do with it. But feel free to send a note to WWNPodcast@gmail.com Check out kesseljunkie's writings at www.kesseljunkie.com.  

John and Craig discuss Brawl in Cell Block 99, the folly of online petitions, entitled fans, jokes misfiring, the blogging streak at kesseljunkie.com, what they checked out, and a whole host of other nonsense. ----more---- Protest to get Craig out of Cell Block 99! Send a note to his warden at WWNPodcast@gmail.com Protest to kesseljunkie to stop writing so much because you don't deserve such daily wisdom at kesseljunkie@gmail.com 

  The good news is that Disney doesn't own this podcast (yet). Even better news: John and Craig talking about people's urge to ruin things, the greatest television shows of all time and why they can still stand today, Artists getting hosed by Sonic the Hedgehog, and they check out a lot of things to review and tell you about it.  If you have something you think John and Craig should check out, let them know. They want to hear from you. You can always reach out to the show at wwnpodcast@gmail.com or facebook.com/wordswithnerds, or hunt down Craig on Twitter @craigsorrell. Find John over at www.kesseljunkie.com and leave him some comments on his blog.

He is kesseljunkie. So reads the t-shirt. This week John and Craig explore a flat Earth and the people that are captured in a documentary expressing their views on the Earth being flat. They also check out some things and review them, and this week Craig reads books with no pictures. Hop on your (super rad) Flat Earth Rider, strap in, and enjoy the ride.   You can always reach out to the show at wwnpodcast@gmail.com or facebook.com/wordswithnerds, or hunt down Craig on Twitter @craigsorrell. Find John over at www.kesseljunkie.com and leave him some comments on his blog.

What do you think they're talking about? #AvengersEndgame of course. Did they love it? What did they love most about#AvengersEndgame? Are there any dangerous moments of apostasy when they express something less than love for #AvengersEndgame? Do they give away a lot of spoilers about #AvengersEndgame? (Yes.) Are they just trying to say #AvengersEndgame as many times as possible in an attempt to highlight that they're talking about #AvengersEndgame when they say #AvengersEndgame? (Yes.) Is it annoying to say #AvengersEndgame that many times? (Yes.) If you have thoughts about #AvengersEndgame, send them a note at WWNPodcast@gmail.com Go visit an awesome blog at www.kesseljunkie.com -- which only occasionally mentions #AvengersEndgame. Be Craig's personal tormentor about #AvengersEndgame on Twitter @craigsorrell. Now push that button.  

John and Craig discuss #AvengersEndgame anticipations, #HobbsAndShaw machinations, What they checked out, and otherwise antagonize each other as only #pals can. Be sure to send us a note at WWNPodcast@gmail.com  ...we're reading them, we promise.

John and Craig talk about a misplaced "well actually", live twitter inevitability, crying over a movie, bad Rotten Tomatoes takes, what they checked out. Plus a whole bunch of great stuff that will give you a chuckle.  Send us a note, why don't you? WWNPodcast@gmail.com

John and Craig welcome special guest Ol' Joe for a deep-dive discussion the lost Disney cult classic, "The Black Hole." They also discuss other stuff they checked out! ----more---- Send a note to WWNPodcast@gmail.com so we can know what's on the other side of the black hole.