Beans, Rice, and Everything Nice

Welcome back, everyone! It's time for Part 2, y'all! This is a continuation of the conversation previously recorded. The Beans & Rice Boys go on about ethical people and fake love, youth sports, and sandwich shop parties. Nico and Juan had some bogus teachers and Marco airs a b**** out. Thanks again for listening! Linktree Here Email Us At: 2BrownsOnPodcast@gmail.com

Welcome back to Beans, Rice, and Everything Nice - The Nicolas Cage Fangirl Podcast. Today Marco and Juan sit down with Marco's father, Big Marco, and his aunt Mel. The four of them discuss grooming in the 90's, crabs, siblings squabbles, and ghostly sexual encounters. Both Big Marco and Mel share some incredibly funny career stories that you cannot miss. It's an hour full of big laughs, lot's of love, and above all, family power. Thanks for listening! - We're off to steal the Declaration of Independence Visit our Linktree Here!

Welcome to the first B.R.E.N Two Part Episode! Today the Beans & Rice Boys sit down and have so much important stuff to say that they couldn't possibly fit it all into one episode. The gang discusses the film 1917, hazing amongst friends, living on the edge, and some troublesome lyrics from the movie Grease. Juan breaks down his adult film treasure hunt and Nick gets Marco real good. Join us for Part Two next week and thanks again for listening! Linktree Here Hit Us Up At: 2BrownsOnPodcast@gmail.com

Welcome back to the show y'all! Today the Beans and Rice Boys are joined by Amanda and Slinky. The crew sits down to talk about all things from WWII, thunder guns, and aliens. Nick pitches the guys his amazing movie idea, Marco takes us to dino-space, and Juan plays a couples therapist. By the way, just how do you pronounce the word "chipotle?" Thanks for listening! Linktree Here Hit Us Up At: 2BrownsOnPodcast@gamil.com

Welcome back to the show! Sound the alarm because JUAN IS BACK! Marco eats like a swanky well-to-do and Nick attends a sick 1920's party. The guys discuss Korean body doubles, their favorite stand ups, and stumbling upon music again. Juan praises Pete Davidson's game and Slinky makes a cameo with a not so crazy conspiracy theory. Also, history is crazy af. Thanks for listening! Linktree Here Hit Us Up At: 2BrownsOnPodcast@gmail.com

Welcome back to the show! This week Marco and Nico discuss the state of Kanyeezy's mindset, post traumatic events from the battlefields of Call of Duty, and much more. Please pray for Kanye. Also, Juan - In all of his immense glory - will be back next week. Linktree Here Hit Us Up At: 2BrownsOnPodcast@gmail.com

Welcome back to the show! We sit down this week and ask the hard-hitting questions. Can you eat your own turd? How much breast milk does a grown man need to drink to survive? Where the f*ck is Juan?!?! Find out now! Linktree Here Hit us up at: 2BrownsOnPodcast@gmail.com

Welcome back to the show! The gang is reunited at last. Today the Beans and Rice Boys sit down to talk about novelty sex, Betty White, banged out marriages, and Marco's super gay revelation. The guys finally get to talk about Spider-Man: No Way Home - spoilers abound, starting at minute 30. Hope you enjoy! Also big shout out to Ozo Creative for the awesome artwork! Check our our Linktree Here Email Us At: 2BrownsOnPodcast@gmail.com

Welcome back to the show! Today Marco and Nick sit down and talk some sh*t in every way possible. The two talk about soiling yourself, staying home from school, Antonio Brown, and treasured MTV reality shows. Marco takes laxatives and Nick almost fights guy at The Louvre. We hope you enjoy. Juan's advice - "Don't eat while you listen to this one." Hit us up at: 2BrownsOnPodcast@gmail.com Linktree Here

Welcome back to the show! Juan's back and for sure on his bulls**t! Today the Beans and Rice Boys sit down to talk about Juan's Covid Christmas Quarantine, Elon Musk, and sex noises. Marco gets some new toys and Juan gets a new job. Then the guys discuss the newest Matrix movie and they break down the idea of Broke Ass Energy. We got a real good one today. We hope you enjoy! Hit us up at: 2BrownsOnPodcast@gmail.com Linktree Here

Merry Christmas, everyone! Welcome to the final episode of Sleigh Bell Saturday. Today Marco is joined again by Slinky to review the 1984 classic Gremlins. We hope you enjoy! Linktree Here

Welcome back to the show! In todays episode Slinky makes her podcast debut as she subs in for Nico and Juan! Her and Marco sit down and talk about Steel Magnolias, the intricacies of mushrooms, and how Marco got way, way too high at a Slinky family function. We hope you enjoy!

Welcome back to Sleigh Bell Saturday! Today Marco and Juan sit down to review How the Grinch Stole Christmas - a Ron Howard joynt. Starring Jim Carrey, this 2000 classic features hilarious Grinch antics, wholesome life lessons, a dash of animal abuse, and a mayor who's a real dick. After a public embarrassment, the Grinch utilizes his mechanical engineering degree to steal Christmas, highlighting the true meaning of the holiday. Hope you enjoy! Happy Holidays! Linktree Here

Welcome back, y'all! The Beans & Rice Boys got a long one for you today. The gang sits down and covers all sorts of topics ranging from sitcom theme songs, campaign races, pruning friends, and rolling the dice with sharts. Juan hates his name, Marco gets blasted in the face by his dad, and Nico presents a thought provoking question about one on one combat with the opposite sex. Also, just in case y'all forgot - Fu*k Chicago. Hit Us Up At - 2BrownsOnPodcast@gmail.com Linktree Here

Welcome back to Sleigh Bell Saturday - Today the Beans & Rice Boys are reviewing The Night Before. Made in 2015, starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Anthony Mackie, and Seth Rogen, The Night Before tells a tale of three best friends and their on-going Christmas Eve traditions whilst on their way to Nutcracker Ball. Marco, Nico, and Juan discuss the hijinks that ensue and also the value of friendship - in the film and in their own lives. We hope you enjoy! Hit Us Up At - 2BrownsOnPodcast@gmail.com Happy Holidays! Linktree Here

Welcome back, everyone! Today the Beans & Rice Boys sit down to talk about Harry Potter for way too long. Nick talks a bit about the chef life and his next big move. Marco shares a touching story about his new kitten and Juan makes a dating profile on J-Date. The guys talk movies and highlight Hereditary and Sister Act 2. Hope you enjoy! Hit us up at: 2BrownsOnPodcast@gmail.com Linktree Here

Welcome to Sleigh Bell Saturday! Today Marco and Juan sit down and review the timeless, 1990 John Hughes holiday classic - Home Alone. Starring Katherine O'Hara, Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci, and Daniel Stern. Juan and Marco discuss Kevin McCallister's Labyrinth of Pain, pranking the pizza boy, how much they love the movie. The guys also discuss the realistic physical trauma of Marv and Harry. We hope you enjoy and watch out for paint can pendulums! Happy Holidays! Linktree Here

Welcome back to the show! Got a longer one for you. Today the Beans & Rice Boys sit down and talk about mental wellness and the benefits of physical activity. Juan loses a pair of bomb ass gloves, Nico talks House of Gucci, and Marco takes a hip hop dance class. Also, f**k Sagittarius. Big shout out to @oooh.riley on Instagram. She's been a supporter of the show from the jump and we wanna show some love back. If you like us, follow her. Visit Our Linktree Here

Happy Thanksgiving, y'all! Today the Beans & Rice Boys sit down to talk about how Turkey Day gets no type of love. Nico shares a hilarious story of a parental ass whoopin, Marco gets his premium bit ruined, and Juan, yet again, reveals another soft ass thing about himself. Marco sh**s all over Game of Thrones and 13 Reasons Why, Nico doesn't invite Marco to a Friendsgiving dinner, and Juan talks about his boner for "Logan." We hope you enjoy the episode! Ps- None of this would be possible without you all. To our devoted Ride Or Die's - We Give Thanks To You. Linktree Here

Welcome to Marco's Super Smash Birthday Bash Extravaganza - the episode where the gang barely acknowledges Marco's 30th birthday. The Beans & Rice Boys sit down and talk about their year so far, aging, and Marco's finer qualities. Juan breaks down the brilliant structure of Ice Cube's movie Friday and Nico drops the coolest birthday life hack youve ever heard. The gang is growing up, y'all.

Welcome back to the show, y'all! In today's episode the Beans & Rice Boys sit down and talk about their top musical artists, Harry Potter, and Wes Anderson movies. Nico and Juan talk about their baseball days and their love for the game while Marco takes a piss. Then the gang talks about Marvel once again and how they all have the hots for Brad Pitt in Troy. Thanks for listening! Linktree Here 

Welcome back! Today the Beans & Rice Boys are joined by Nico's lovely wife, Amanda De la Cruz - professional nurse and sh** talker. The gang talks about Harry Styles, high school music, and voting each other out of the show. Juan's back from New Orleans, Nico's back from Houston, and Marco is losing his hair. Also, everybody and their momma's makin' sammiches. Thanks for listening! Linktree Here

Welcome to the final episode of our Freaky Friday series! Today the gang sits down to review 2021's Halloween Kills. Beware, this episode is full of spoilers. Before we get into the movie review, Marco gives us a little history on the Halloween narrative and also gives us a timeline breakdown on the film collection. We hope you enjoy and thanks for tuning in to our special series. See you next October! Ps - This one is a bit long so if you'd like to skip the history you can jump ahead to 11:50 for the movie review. Linktree Here

Welcome back, everybody! The gangs all here! Freshly back from Phoenix, Nick tells the boys of his adventures with dope cars, restaurants, and bad Air BnB's. Juan has a weird week and a near death experience while Marco makes sammiches. The boys finish us all off with a little talk about Biden and guy-cry movies. Hope you enjoy! Linktree Here

Welcome back to the Freaky Friday Movie Review Extravaganza! Today the gang sit down and review 1995's Casper. Starring Bill Pullman and Juan's childhood crush, Christina Ricci. The boys realize just how heavy of a film Casper really was and discuss the overall themes of loss, acceptance, and moving on. Not to worry, there are plenty of laughs had as well. Hope you enjoy the episode! Linktree Here

Welcome back, y'all! Doing it Bill Withers style (Just the Two of Us) with Juan and Marco in the house today. The guys sit down to discuss burritos, Third Eye Blind, and killing bugs. Juan had an emotional day and Marco talks about how "cool" he was in high school. The OG duo talk some sh** about Nick because f**k that guy. Jk he's awesome and a great addition to the show. Enjoy! Linktree Here

Welcome back to Freaky Friday, y'all! Today Juan and Marco (no Nico today) sit down to talk about one of Marcos favorite Halloween flicks - Trick 'r Treat. Made in 2007, directed by Michael Dougherty, Trick 'r Treat follows four concurrent stories, all woven together, on the night of Halloween. Truly a fun watch. Starring Anna Paquin and Brian Cox. A bit of advice for the listeners out there - never blow out a Jack O' Lantern. Enjoy! Peep the LinkTree Here.

BIG NEWS - Nick is officially apart of the B.R.E.N Team! Make him feel welcome y'all. Today the Beans & Rice Boys sit down to talk about all things from Squid Game, Megan Thee Stallion, and soft dicks. They also touch on Chopped auditions, reality TV, and discover that Juan and Nick have a secret Bromance. Enjoy....and oh, yeah...F*** Chicago! Peep the Linktree Here

Welcome back to the Freak Friday Movie Review Extravaganza! In today's episode, Nico is back with the Beans & Rice boys to discuss the film Sleepy Hollow. Made in 1999, directed by Tim Burton and starring Johnny Depp and Cristina Ricci. Marco sleeps on Sleepy Hollow while Juan and Nico go on about how badass the Horseman truly was. Hope you enjoy! Linktree Here

Welcome back, everyone! Today the Beans and Rice Boys are joined again by everyone's favorite regular, Nico De La Cruz. The gang sits down to talk about embarrassing fashion phases, musicians, and unruly restaurant guests. Juan gets schooled on Spotify, Nico puts us up on game, and Marco gets a pedicure. Thanks for listening! Linktree Here

Welcome to the first episode of our October-long, Freaky Friday Movie Review Extravaganza! Today Nico, Marco, and Juan sit down to discuss one of their childhood favorites, the 1993 Halloween classic - Hocus Pocus. This one is truly a fun discussion that's full of laughs and fun facts about the movie. The guys had a blast recording this one and they know you'll enjoy it too. Keep in mind, although Hocus Pocus is for children, this podcast is not :) Ps- Avoid black flame candles at all costs...if you're a virgin. Check out the Linktree Here

We're back again for real this time! The Beans and Rice Boys are joined, once again, by Nico De la Cruz aka The Noodle Whisperer! The Pasta Papi himself. Today Marco breaks down his break down and catches us all up on the last month. The guys talk therapy, confidence, and the current rap game. Nico has an ego problem, Marco is a sad boy, and Juan abandons friends in fights. This is a real good one, folks! Check out the Linktree Here

Welcome back, everybody! Today the Beans & Rice Boys sit down to talk all things movies. They breakdown the new Spider-Man trailer, the Marvel & DC film universes, School of Rock, and the works of Ari Aster. Marco talks about his love for pro wrestling and Juan once wrote a garbage screenplay. Hope you enjoy! Check out the Linktree Here

Welcome back after our short break! Today the Beans & Rice Boys sit down to answer your questions in their very first Mailbag Segment (31:00) The guys also discuss The Suicide Squad, Schitt's Creek, China, and the Food Network roster. Marco catches that Rona Remix and Juan loves self-amusement. Thanks for listening! Check out the Linktree Here

Welcome back to the show! We've hit 20 episodes and we couldn't have done it without you. Today the Beans & Rice Boys talk about a little self reflection, the future of the show, and Juan's vandalism. Marco shares a tale of his homeless pincer move and Juan has a Prince related revelation. Thanks for listening! Visit the Linktree Here Mailbag Submissions At: 2brownsonpodcast@gmail.com

Welcome back to the show, y'all! In today's episode the Beans & Rice Boys touch on all sorts of topics from bad relationships, college parties, Colin Kaepernick, and training your pets. Marco has a murderous thirst for meter maid vengeance and Juan is the life of every party he attends. Thanks for listening! Check out the Linktree Here

Welcome back to the show! Today's episode features a very special guest, Alejandro Davalos. Alejandro is the co-owner and operator of La Taquiza Guadalajara, a family run pop up restaurant featuring delicious Mexican cuisine. The boys sit down with Alejandro to discuss everything from the hit song "Return of the Mack," generational traditions in food, individuality amongst family, and honoring the old ways. Alejandro rates Juan and Marco and Marco raises excellent philosophical questions about one's existence that you won't want to miss. Thanks for listening! Find La Taquiza and Alejandro on Instagram: @lataquizagdl & @adavalos31 & @eltaquero262 Check out our Linktree Here

Welcome Back! *Recorded 2/23/21* Today the boys sit down to talk about how they're the best at being average, societal breakdowns, and alcoholism. Marco is secretly full of rage and Juan hates political identities. Marco closes the show with a very brave reveal. Hope you enjoy and thanks for listening! Check out the Linktree Here

Welcome back! Today the Beans & Rice Boy reach into the vault for this classic gem. In today's episode Juan almost ruins a wedding, Marco tries his hand at "negging," and Juan turns out to be a professional player hater. The boys then dig deep into their hearts to create a reality TV show all about love. And always remember - never trust a dude with a pony tail. Check out the Linktree Here

Welcome back to Beans, Rice, and Everything Nice! Today Juan and Marco sit down to discuss the movie Ironman, sibling squabbles, childhood shenanigans, and internet porn. The boys finish the episode by talking all things Marvel *spoilers ahead* and give us their top five superhero movies. Thanks for listening! Visit our Linktree Here

Welcome back to the show! Nico De La Cruz, the culinary vigilante, is back y'all! Fueled by Marco's candy stash, the Beans and Rice Boys sit down with Nico to discuss poverty treats, Juan's apparent obsession with breasts, and Nico's Michelin Star opportunity. Then Nico and Marco finish us all off with a few tales about former friends, coworkers, and a 420 buffet. You won't wanna miss it! Visit our Linktree Here Find Nico at: @_pasta_papi & @lachitarrawi

Happy Pride Month! Today Marco and Juan sit down with Tony Moore, their most successful podcasting pal. Tony, of the LGBTQ+ community, joins the Beans and Rice Boys to talk about all sorts of topics from gay vernacular, men's grooming, and weak stomachs at concerts. Juan and Marco discuss their potential breakup and Juan tells another sh*t related story. Thanks for listening! Visit our Linktree Here

Welcome back to the show! In today's episode the Beans and Rice boys sit down discuss porn parodies, Onlyfans, and The Grinch. Marco shares a potential movie series and Juan regales us with a tale of how he farted on a kid in public. The boys then finish us off by having a little talk about sex. We hope you enjoy and thank you for listening! Visit our Linktree Here

Welcome back to the show! This week the Beans and Rice Boys reach into the episode vault to present to you a recording from March, 2021. In this episode, Marco shares a story of how he almost died and Juan ruins a kids life forever. Juan and Marco breakdown the finale to the show WandaVision - heavy spoilers - then the boys talk about their own super hero universe that they made up; let's just say things get a bit sticky. Thanks for listening! Visit our Linktree Here!

Welcome back to the show! Today the Beans and Rice boys celebrate their tenth episode with a very special guest, Nico De La Cruz. Nico is not only Marcos childhood friend but also a co-founder of the restaurant La Chitarra. The boys sit down to discuss Nico's restaurant along with a wide range of topics in this jam packed episode. You won't want to miss it! Find Nico and La Chitarra on Instagram @lachitarrawi & @_pasta_papi Visit our Linktree here!

Welcome back to the podcast! Today the Beans & Rice Boys sit down and talk about how they recently got swerved hard by an old friend. Juan tells us a milf-related Mother's Day story, and once again, the guys talks about how they're gonna shape up. Marco drops an insightful "Plus One" theory to life and they finish off with a little financial wellness talk. Also, ask yourself, do you think Marco & Juan would survive "Naked and Afraid?" We hope you enjoy the show! Linktree Here!

Welcome to Beans, Rice, and Everything Nice - The Macramé Artists Anonymous Podcast. This week the boys sit down to talk about Marco's Nashville adventure and the fate of Juan's beloved car "The Cherry Bomb." Marco makes a new friend in TN and Juan sits in on Marco's investment opportunity seminar. Get those check books ready, folks! This ones a real doozy. Thanks for listening! Visit Our Linktree Here.

Happy Cinco De Mayo, everyone! Welcome back to the podcast. Today Marco and Juan sit down to talk about Mexicans in the workforce, Goosebumps, irrational fears, Ren Stevens, the early days of Covid, and Juan's PS4 addiction. Thanks for listening! Visit our Linktree Here!

Welcome back to Beans, Rice, and Everything Nice - The DIY Taxidermy Podcast. Today Marco and Juan sit down to talk about their upcoming bro-date, proper restaurant etiquette, Marco's return to the restaurant business, bottomless mimosas, and Juan breaks down some of his rules. The guys finish off the show discussing their perfectly balanced gay-straight swagger. Thanks for listening! Visit our Linktree Here!

Welcome back to Beans, Rice, and Everything Nice - the Weird Al Yankovic Tribute Band podcast. Today Juan and Marco sit down and review Godzilla vs Kong, heavy spoilers ahead. The boys also talk a little restaurant shop, their college days, and Juan's epic acne ridden era of his life. A majority of the episode is devoted to the creation of what can only be the most cinematic film achievement of all time. Hope you enjoy and thanks for listening! - Amish Paradise, here we come! Visit our Linktree Here!

Welcome back to Beans, Rice, and Everything Nice - The Clockwork Orange Cinephile Podcast. Today Marco and Juan sit down to talk about Marco's near death experience, Juan's replacement co-host pick, dirty magazines, and the Renaissance Faire. As we close, the boys educate themselves on the G-word. Thanks for listening! Ps- A Clockwork Orange sucks Visit our Linktree Here!