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Weekly episodes follow a DnD game with a lot of home brew involving animals that have gained sentience. Finding their place in the universe is more difficult than it sounds when they don't know their own origin.

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    • Jun 4, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 51m AVG DURATION
    • 149 EPISODES
    • 3 SEASONS


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    018 Dungeon Descent: Secrets Unveiled and Battles Anew

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2025 68:40 Transcription Available


    In this thrilling episode, our adventurous trio continues their journey through a mysterious dungeon. Following the clearing of hostile encounters, they find a mysterious collapsed hole leading further down. With Fauna's unexpected transformation into a wolf spider, they proceed cautiously into the dimly lit chambers crafted by ancient dwarves. Amidst their exploration, the group encounters goblins, nefarious cultists, and numerous traps, pushing them to strategize and rely on their unique abilities. The narrative intertwines camaraderie and clever tactics as they attempt to outwit their adversaries and navigate the treacherous paths. As they advance, real-world emotions and humorous dynamics unfold, and a surprising revelation awaits one of the characters - a close encounter with a family member. The episode concludes with heightened emotions and unresolved tensions, leaving listeners eagerly anticipating the next chapter of their epic quest.

    017 Secrets Beneath the Surface

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2025 76:44 Transcription Available


    The adventurers find themselves navigating a complex dungeon, moving from room to room filled with sleeping foes and hidden treasures. They confront deceitful adversaries, including a cunning illusionist and hostile enforcers, each battle growing more intense. With quick thinking and strategic spells, the party manages to incapacitate enemies and discovers a foreboding message about the year of cinders. As they continue their exploration, they uncover various magical items and treasures, individually facing their fears and the unpredictable nature of the dungeon. A clever use of disguises and disguises of their own lead them closer to the mysteries lying in wait. Yet, the question remains—what dangers lurk beneath the surface, and what is the true purpose of this treacherous labyrinth?

    016 Mysteries in the Hall of the Goblin King

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2025 88:02 Transcription Available


    Join our adventurers as they delve into the mysterious dungeon rumored to be the domain of the Goblin King. The party faces off against hobgoblins at the entrance, making a strategic decision to disarm and leave them behind as they explore further into the depths. Inside, the team splits their attention between a town hall project and unraveling the intricacies of a community in decline. Strange occurrences in town suggest that simple magics are beginning to fail. Meanwhile, hidden in the dungeon, they find signs of underground life, valuable treasures, and unusual encounters. A friendly goblin, Raglag, warns them of an unfriendly wizard and his apprentice, leading to tense negotiations and signs of a power struggle within the ranks of creatures living below. As alliances are cautiously formed, the adventurers grapple with decisions of combat versus diplomacy. In the gloom, potential threats lurk in every shadow, from goblins and wolves to formidable orcs and ogres. Our heroes must navigate a treacherous environment and decide how best to handle the dangers they face while uncovering the truth of this forsaken place.

    015 Preparing to Dungeon

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2025 90:59 Transcription Available


    Join Flora, Fauna, and Meriwether as they embark on an intriguing journey to the Hall of the Goblin King, following mysterious rumors from town. As they prepare for their adventure, the trio gathers intel and gear, training young Marigold in farm duties and delivering fresh eggs to the local tavern. With strange magical mishaps occurring around them, there's a sense of urgency to discover the truth behind these oddities. Before heading out, the friends explore the town's recent changes, uncovering wands with mysterious powers in Town Hall, hinting at hidden secrets. With Old Dave supplying essential spell components, the team is equipped to tackle any magical challenges that lay ahead. The episode culminates with a descent into the well of the Goblin King's lair, where unexpected encounters with hobgoblins test the group's skills and teamwork, setting the stage for further explorations into the unknown.

    014 The Enchanted Rock

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2025 80:39 Transcription Available


    Join us in this whimsical episode where we venture into magical lands and meet curious creatures. Our journey begins as we try to bring back Iggy, the enchanted rock, while navigating the dynamics of goblin societies and forming unexpected alliances. As we weave tales of dragons and pixies, we discover the secrets locked in old tomes and encounter the mysterious Raspira. Will we solve the mysteries of the town's missing items and uncover the true purpose of our enchanting adventure? Tune in to find out!

    013 Dungeon Delve: Goblin Alliances and Unexpected Allies

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2025 83:43 Transcription Available


    Join the adventurers as they navigate the aftermath of their recent dungeon crawl. With new goblin allies and a precious wand of secrets, they head back to their village to unravel the mysteries they've unearthed. Discover the charming side adventures, from acquiring a dramatic pony named Winston to sprucing up the ranch's magical rocking horse, all while fostering new relationships and navigating the quirks of their expanded group. In this captivating episode, the group reflects on their victories against goblins and an undead creature, shares riches found within the dungeon, and manages the comedic chaos brought by their lovable yet mysterious new companions. Whether it's feeding magical chickens or pondering the sentient presence of a rock, every moment is packed with unexpected twists and enchanting moments of camaraderie.

    012 Dungeon Delvers: Goblins, Traps, and Secrets

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2025 85:18 Transcription Available


    Join our adventurers as they navigate a treacherous dungeon filled with clever traps, lurking creatures, and unexpected allies. The team encounters stuck doors, a living breastplate, and a series of centipede battles that test their resolve and resourcefulness. With every turn, they discover hidden treasures, like a decanter of endless water and a wand of secrets, each unveiling a new layer of the dungeon's mysteries. The adventurers meet two groups of goblins, forming uneasy alliances while figuring out a path to survival. Through secret passages and cleverly avoided traps, they uncover the dungeon's intricate design. Each room presents new challenges, from eerie eldritch rats to violent, ever-hungry ghouls, pushing the team to their limits. With their trusty abyssal chicken by their side, they brave these perils and come out stronger, sharing tales and gold with newfound friends. As night falls, they rest and recuperate, ready to emerge from the dungeon, leveled-up and eager for the journeys that lie ahead.

    011 Unlocking Secrets and Surviving Perils: Dungeon Delve Continues

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2025 86:12 Transcription Available


    The adventurers continue their journey through a mysterious dungeon, having recently encountered unusual foes and peculiar treasures. After accessing room four, they encounter exhausted goblins and a magical, aggressive breastplate. Clever thinking saves the day, and the group moves on in their expedition. Further explorations reveal a hallway teeming with peculiar rats, sparking chaotic yet humorous reactions. Flora and the team ingeniously handle threats, showcasing their quick thinking and resourcefulness. A potentially dangerous trap is brilliantly dismantled with Fauna's magical skills, prompting further investigation. The trio discovers hidden treasures, leveraging a newly found key to unlock the secrets of a mysterious chest.

    10 The Quest for the Wand of Secrets

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2025 92:45 Transcription Available


    The adventurers embark on a quest to find the legendary Wand of Secrets. They journey into town repeatedly, each time growing closer to an enchanted rocking horse named Rocky. Along their travels, Flora seeks a book, Fauna embarks on a guided journey from Respira, and Meriwether discovers secrets hidden within a dusty tome. The group's unusual bond with Rocky becomes apparent as they attempt to bring a stone named Iggy to life, with little success. Their escapades include encounters with friendly locals and mystifying creatures such as an abyssal chicken, adding unexpected twists to their journey. As they delve deeper into dungeons seeking treasure maps and secret knowledge, the adventurers must navigate through magical traps and mystical rooms, all leading to an encounter with a mysterious gnome named Wiggins. With wit and bravery, they strive to complete their quest amidst a series of bizarre and perilous encounters.

    09 The Mystery of the Flying Rocking Horse

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2025 78:06 Transcription Available


    In this episode, the adventurers find themselves unraveling the mysteries surrounding a peculiar flying rocking horse that once attacked them. As they investigate, they discover a connection to a child's book filled with magical annotations. The team embarks on new escapades, seeking guidance from their enigmatic leader, Raspira, who presents them with exciting dungeon exploration options. Meanwhile, the crew plans enhancements for their new wooden companion and attempts to uncover more secrets within the book's pages, leading to surprising discoveries about past magical influences. Join the journey as they navigate through whimsical characters and embark on unforeseen adventures.

    08 Mystical Rocking Horse Encounter

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2025 72:57 Transcription Available


    Join the adventurers as they embark on an unexpected journey within the town's outskirts. After stumbling upon a mysterious rocking horse with a mind of its own, they find themselves embroiled in a series of quirky events that lead them to assist a goblin named Crun, who insists he's a dragon, in relocating to a new home. The crew navigates through peculiar hurdles, including a surprise weasel attack and a last-minute egg delivery to the local tavern, while maintaining their charm and humor throughout the escapades. Things take an interesting turn when a seemingly mundane object reveals itself to hold a hidden secret. Discover magical misadventures and a whimsical world hidden in plain sight.

    07 A Tea Party with a Magical Twist

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2025 84:21 Transcription Available


    The trio navigates through a magical world of gnomes, dragons, and goblins as they embark on whimsical adventures. After acquiring a magic canteen of endless tea, Flora shares a tea party with her parents, showcasing the endless brews. As discussions with goblins about housing a dragon unfold, new agreements are made, yet more mysteries beckon. Meriwether finds solace in literature while Fauna's restless nature pushes for more quests. An unexpected discovery of a hidden grove full of seasonal fruits leads to communal foraging, showcasing a harmonious blend of adventure and everyday life. With a mix of excitement and caution, the trio prepares for future adventures while embracing the comforts of home, family, and the simple joys of a well-baked pie.

    06 The Dragon's Treasure and Tricky Pixies

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2025 70:35 Transcription Available


    In this thrilling episode, Fauna, Flora, and Meriwether venture deeper into the dragon's cave, confronting not only the ancient creature but also a troublesome band of pixies. The trio examines a rock pile believed to be the dragon's treasure and debates the challenges posed by mysterious runes embedded in the ground, wondering if breaking them could unleash unknown dangers. As the adventurers weigh their options, they speculate about the nature of a needed magic item, ultimately realizing they must pass a sticky challenge and navigate through mischievous obstacles set by the pixies themselves. Their journey involves a high-stakes game of cat-and-mouse, where a magical lockbox and precious glasses are at stake. Upon returning to town, the trio shares their findings with the enigmatic Raspira, discovering the purpose behind the magical glasses amidst a lively atmosphere in the local tavern. Their adventure poses new questions about future quests and challenges they may face.

    05 The Goblin Who Thought He Was a Dragon

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2025 88:59 Transcription Available


    Join the adventuring party as they explore a mysterious cave filled with curious characters and unexpected mysteries. In this episode, the team encounters a goblin who believes he is a dragon, complete with a collection of rocks and a magical stick. As they wander through narrow tunnels and slippery paths, they stumble upon mischievous pixies and their dangerous magical traps. Listen as the group navigates through slippery tar, scheming pixies, and an impossible riddle of a goblin's treasure. Will they find the magical item they seek or a resolution to the goblin's and pixies' rivalry? Find out on this magical journey filled with humor, mystery, and adventure!

    04 The Mystery of the Magical Bag

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2025 69:58 Transcription Available


    Join Flora, Fauna, and Meriwether as they navigate the aftermath of a small-town election. With the surprise victory of Respira as the new mayor, the trio discovers a mysterious gift left on their doorsteps: a magical bag of holding. Intrigued and bewildered, they set out to understand its purpose and the intentions behind such generosity. Their quest leads them to the mayor's office, where they learn of a new task: retrieving a magical item from a nearby tunnel system. Armed with a map and their newfound magical bags, the group embarks on an adventure into the unknown, confronting their fears and embracing the challenges ahead. Will they uncover the secrets of the magical item, and can they trust the intentions of their new mayor? Tune in to find out as the mystery unfolds and the adventure begins!

    03 The Curious Case of Actamaya's Disappearance

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2025 93:18 Transcription Available


    In this intriguing episode, our heroes find themselves navigating the aftermath of Actamaya's mysterious death. The day begins with Fauna meeting Flora at her chicken coop, only to be interrupted by the appearance of a strange, cat-like creature with horns. As the creature departs, it leaves behind a rainbow-colored feather and a magical ball that causes Flora to fall unconscious. Determined to uncover the truth, the trio embarks on a journey to consult Aunt Bea, who helps them understand the magical properties of the feather and the cursed ball. Along the way, they learn about the creature known as Rain, a Kittycorn with fiery wings, and its fondness for cupcakes. As they delve deeper into the mystery, they discover that the townsfolk, including the town's guard Derek, are oddly silent about Actamaya's demise. With rumors of a mayoral change in the air, they confront Fargus, the former mayor, who is stepping down amidst the chaos. The episode culminates in a visit to a nearby cave, where the group retrieves a stolen shipment for Old Dave and makes a curious deal with a goblin named Furt. As they return to town, they prepare to cast their votes in an unexpected election, setting the stage for the next chapter in their adventure.

    02 The Enigmatic Kittycorn and the Townburg Trio

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2025 71:20 Transcription Available


    In this episode, the Townburg Trio faces the aftermath of a mysterious encounter with a mythical creature, Rain the Kittycorn. As they grapple with the potential fallout of their actions against the Big Town militia, they delve into the mysteries surrounding Rain's appearance. With cupcakes, cryptic messages, and a curious feather in tow, Flora, Fauna, and Meriwether embark on a quest to uncover the secrets of their enchanting visitor. Meanwhile, the town of Townburg wrestles with the emotional toll of recent events, setting the stage for new adventures and unforeseen challenges.

    010: It Looks Like a Duck-Remastered

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2024 58:58 Transcription Available


    Welcome to Chaos Critters, a CritHippo podcast! In this thrilling episode, the critters embark on an intense quest to locate their missing ally, Azariah. With the assault behind them, the real challenge begins as they navigate intelligence checks and magical dilemmas to find out where their journey leads next. As the group encounters a bizarre rubber duck and experiences unexpected magical occurrences, they must rely on their wits and teamwork. The introduction of a new character, Oculus Tentacles, adds a layer of complexity and humor to their adventure. Will the critters succeed in rescuing Azariah? Can they decipher the clues and overcome the obstacles that lie ahead? Tune in to find out!

    009: Worship Me-Remastered

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2024 60:06 Transcription Available


    Our group leaves Goodfellow with more questions than answers and two new pacts. They head back to Melchior, where chaos ensues. As they navigate through unexpected appearances, magic mishaps, and looming threats, they must fend off an attack to protect their new allies. Will they succeed, and who is this mysterious new entity demanding worship? Tune in to find out!

    008 Unveiling Mysteries and Forming Alliances-Remastered

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2024 58:57 Transcription Available


    Welcome to Episode 8 of Chaos Critters, a CritHippo podcast! In this episode, our adventurers grapple with the mysteries of a powerful Fae relic and encounter a peculiar ally who offers both wisdom and a pact. The group seeks answers about a recent ambush on their friend Melchior, and their journey takes them to a quirky wizard named Robin. As they delve deeper into the enigmatic book, they uncover its dark origins tied to the Unseelie Court. Robin reveals the book's dangerous potential and the looming threat of the Lord of the Hunt. Join the Chaos Critters as they navigate complex magical lore, form unexpected alliances, and face the challenges of balancing power and peril. Will they return the book, destroy it, or find another way to keep it safe? Tune in to this thrilling episode filled with humor, tension, and the ever-present chaos of their adventurous world.

    007 The Thorned Grove Assault-Remastered

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2024 59:47 Transcription Available


    Welcome to Chaos Critters, a CritHippo podcast! In this episode, our adventurers continue their journey through a tumultuous D&D campaign. Connect with us at crithippo.com or email us at nat20hippo@gmail.com. If you enjoy our podcast, please share it with someone you know. Previously Episode 7: "He Started Rolling Dice, and I Panicked" The Critters find themselves in the middle of a chaotic battle against a resistance composed of Fae. Originally planning to search the home of their previous captors, they must first deal with this unexpected encounter. As the battle unfolds, the team faces several challenges, including a deadly Moonbeam, a series of dexterity tests, and some unexpected magical occurrences. Amidst the chaos, the team uncovers new magical items and attempts to decipher their uses. They also face the grim reality of their surroundings as they find blood and arrows scattered throughout the thorny grove. With one of their allies missing and the grove under attack, the Critters must piece together who is responsible and what they were after. Join us as the team navigates through this perilous episode filled with action, magic, and mystery.

    006 I Was In Love Once With A Shrub-Remastered

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2024 57:14 Transcription Available


    The Chaos Critters have run in to the Evil Fae at the critters' old enclosure, a place known as the Zoo, the Circus, or even the Farm. But why are these Evil Fae here? And what exactly is our party doing? In this action-packed episode, the team faces intense combat scenarios, including a wild backhanding bear, and a spell-casting frenzy. Special moments include a hilarious encounter with a mysterious stick adorned with a dried frog, and a surprising love story between a dog and a shrub. Will the Chaos Critters unravel the mysteries of this strange place? Tune in to find out!

    005 The Thorny Return: Battle at the Zoo-Remastered

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2024 60:18 Transcription Available


    Welcome back to "Chaos Critters," the CritHippo podcast! In this thrilling Episode 5, previously titled "Darklings, Quicklings, and Redcaps. Oh My," our party leaves the Orcish castle and returns to face the human druid, Melchior, for the promised judgment. As they navigate back to the human druid, they are trailed by one of Melchior's team members. Tension rises as they encounter a new set of challenges, including a vial that could be crucial to their mission. Along the way, they face off against various mythical creatures and grapple with moral dilemmas. Join our adventurers as they delve deeper into the mystery, uncover secrets, and engage in epic battles. Don't miss this action-packed episode filled with intrigue, strategy, and a dash of humor! Connect with us at crithippo.com or nat20hippo@gmail.com, and follow us on social media. If you enjoy our podcast, share it with a friend!

    004 Balms Over Baghdad-Remastered

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2024 74:28 Transcription Available


    Welcome to Chaos Critters, a CritHippoPodcast. We're thrilled to have you join us as we delve into Episode 4, "Balms Over Baghdad" (though it has nothing to do with Baghdad!). In this episode, our adventurers face a series of challenges and puzzles after leaving the presence of the king. From navigating a room of potential books to solving the mysterious torch puzzle, the party must use their wits to progress. As they explore further, they encounter a three-legged dog working through its identity, adding a touch of humor and heart to the journey. The episode comes to a gripping climax when the party finds themselves in a room with magical darkness and angel statues pointing towards a central fountain. The stakes are high as they try to uncover the secrets of the fountain and save the day. Tune in to find out how the party navigates these trials, what treasures they uncover, and whether they can parlay successfully with the king and queen. Don't miss the laughter, the puzzles, and the epic moments in this exciting episode of Chaos Critters!

    003 Parley of the Wild-Remastered

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2024 74:34 Transcription Available


    Welcome to episode three of Chaos Critters by CritHippo, where a group of friends goof off, comedically banter, and navigate their journey through a thorny grove in the mysterious wild. Encounter an elusive quicksilver creature with them, unlock the strategy behind their actions, laugh at their hilarious bloopers, and hold your breath at high tension moments. Experience the love-hate relationship of our heroes with nature, their strategizing sessions, a dramatic encounter with the Orcs, funny moments around a bag of holding, and the nail–biting anticipation of an ambush. Be captivated by the masterful storytelling and join us in a laughter-ridden adventure. Agile Adversary in the wild Be a part of a thrilling chase in the wild with our band of explorers who are confronted by a mysterious creature. Tune in to experience their fruitless attempts to subdue it, and the suspense-filled chase that leaves everyone questioning its identity. Hot Debates and High Stakes Witness the exciting discussions over the game mechanics and strategic decisions intertwined with humorous banter and high stakes. Explore the shared frustrations, comic relief, and the depth of camaraderie amongst the adventurers while they face a formidable foe. A Trying Journey to the Castle Embark on an unpredictable journey with our cast of characters as they traverse through strenuous terrains, engage in strategic planning, parley with the Orc leader, and navigate between danger and diplomacy. Will they pass their trial by fire, or will it consume them? The Parlay of Puzzles: Tales from the Disheveled Castle In this engrossing installment, our adventurers find themselves in a dilapidated castle under the reign of Orc King, Gnurl. Faced with complex tasks, the echoes of a giggling child, and an impending darker fate if they fail, how will our heroes choose to play their cards?

    002 A Spectacular Meeting in a Mystical World-Remastered

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2024 58:25 Transcription Available


    Join us in the second episode of the thrilling Chaos Critters Podcast by CritHippo where our daring heroes must face dire consequences of their past actions. Unknowingly accused of a goblin genocide, the adventurers find themselves in a perilous predicament, striving to decipher their misleading charges. As the narrative unravels, the charisma-depleted group is once again plunged into tumultuous combat. This time, they are up against menacing, sable-skinned humanoids while simultaneously wrestle with an unidentified beast. As friends turn foes and vice-versa, the group's survival now counts on their strategic creativity. Adding to the fantastical unfolding plot, our characters encounter remarkable magical creatures and engage in hilarious and befuddling exchanges. Profound hilarity sprinkles throughout as they clash over looted weaponry and one character's mistaken identity for a bear. The arrival of an unexpected Sylvan-speaking ally intensifies the intrigue. The group's bravery and astuteness shines through the flames of destruction. Amidst the carnage, they manage to share laughter and jokes, embodying their distinct identities. This thrilling episode concludes with an enigmatic proposition by a sprite named Palmera Almond Fig, adding another layer of complexity to their mystical journey. In this fusion of laughter and mystery, the group embarks on an unexpected journey of self-discovery. They face peculiar magical beings, engage in light-hearted squabbles and gradually unlock their latent powers. The episode's end promises more surprises with hints of power transformations and appearance changes, leaving listeners in eager anticipation of the next episode. Accompany our characters in this high-fantasy romp filled with comedy, adventure, and fantasy. Episode 2 promises nothing short of an entertaining journey of self-discovery and enlightening adventures in Chaos Critters' magical world. Stay tuned!

    001 Escaping the Arcane Zoo-Remastered (Just a Flump in a Cage)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2024 52:25 Transcription Available


    Enjoy a remastered version of Season 1 of Chaos Critters, some with new titles. This episode was originally named Just a Flumph in a Cage. Embark on a thrilling, heart-pounding journey with the first exciting episode of "Chaos Critters: The Great Escape," a CritHippo podcast. This engaging tale of survival, rebellion, and liberation narrates the exploits of a group of sentient animals trapped in a game-like confinement. Join Honey the bear, Barry the Displacer Beast, Champion the Blink Dog, Bob the Kangaroo, and the elusive Chira as they decipher their bizarre circumstances and stir up a fight against their unjust confinement. Experience the exhilaration of the first breakout attempt, filled with swift action, insightful failures, and unexpected courageous acts. As the Chaos Critters' adventure unfolds, we delve into their past, revealing the mysteries behind their unexpected sentience and the peculiar game-like enclosure. With their raw strength, instinctual perceptive abilities, and intelligent tricks, will they be able to conquer their captors and break free, or is this the onset of a far more complex and intriguing game? Stay tuned to "Chaos Critters: The Great Escape" and be a part of this wild escapade. While the Chaos Critters square off against menacing goblins in a thrilling face-off, their humorous rapport and strong sense of camaraderie shed light on the intrinsic charm amidst their precarious predicament. Will their revolutionary strategies, magical strength, and unity help them triumph over the seemingly insurmountable odds? This episode stands as a testament to the power of unity, agility, and a pinch of good luck in an epic narrative of courage and camaraderie. Anticipate being on tenterhooks with the release of the latest episode, "Escaping the Arcane Zoo: The Unleashing of the Murder Beasts". Witness the unstoppable force of our protagonists in their ferocious battle for freedom. From dangerous creatures to vengeful enchantments, and unending chaos, each twist and turn promises a captivating spectacle. Will our heroes ever find a moment of peace or is their path laden with perpetual danger and death? Get ready for this electrifying chapter that alters the course of the Chaos Critters' destiny, leaving an indelible mark on the magical kingdom. Experience the thrill of this unpredictable roller-coaster journey as the ongoing chaos unveils more mysteries, magical phenomena, and unexpected surprises. The magical saga of mayhem and courage continues in "Chaos Critters: The Great Escape", promising riveting encounters that will forever remain unforgettable.

    Townburg Trio Remastered

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2024 106:00 Transcription Available


    Welcome to the quaint, unusual village of Townberg - a tight-knit community of different races, facing a sudden shift in the political landscape! Our three unlikely heroes Flora the gnome, Fauna the half-elf, and Meriwether the elf must navigate an imposing new authority and shoulder the unexpected burdens. This gripping series delves into their lives, friendships, and strategies to safeguard the peace of their beloved town. Scene 1: An Unexpected Twist Begin the journey in Townberg's cherished tavern, where a regular day takes a turn with the entrance of the city's militia captain, Gar Shadowoods. Amidst light-hearted banter and growing uncertainty, a sudden, shocking discovery - the lifeless body of a security officer, leaves the town in shock and our heroes with a daunting task to identify the assailant and ensure the safety of their town. Scene 2: An Unforeseen Journey In the second episode, our protagonists must decide their next step in an increasingly tumultuous Townberg. They contemplate leaving the town, seek aid from neighboring Tinyville and grapple with their unique adversaries as they try to restore the peace of their village. The episode leaves you wondering - are they still on course to Tinyville? Scene 3: Rebellion Rising In this riveting installment, our heroes find crucial allies in the residents of a Republic town, stumble upon a long-buried secret and are forced to question their trust in each other. Loaded with hilarious mishaps, unexpected challenges, and striking revelations, this episode of "Rebellion Rising" is a rollercoaster of emotion! Scene 4: The Spell Scroll Stratagem With a potentially game-changing spell scroll in possession, our heroes chart a thrilling path filled with hidden realities, impending confrontations with the villain Actimaya, and a life-altering loss. Tune in to dive deeper into their web of decision making, survival, and heroism. Scene 5: The Wizard's Shadow In the final gripping episode, the protagonists plan an unthinkable act, risking their lives to save their hometown from the dark spell of the town's usurper. Questioning their inner quandaries and moral stands, they resort to strategic traps and face nerve-wracking suspense. The story ends with a glimmer of hope, setting the stage for future adventures in Townberg.

    042 Spicy Goes In Spicy Comes Out

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2023 112:39


    The party finishes their journey and decides on the next steps of rest or projects for the rest of their days. See the case in our next journey "All Gas and No Tanks" in the same universe with different characters happening in the material plane. Starting in January 2024. Be on the look out until then for the Complete Season 2 episode of all these put together, and some one offs introducing some of the next story through one shots.

    041 Good Thing We're Animals

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2023 110:35


    The party uses all the research to take on the Bagman in a final confrontation. 

    040 Bag Ourselves a Man

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2023 108:55


    The party enters the world of the Bagman and finds some of what they are looking for, at a cost. 

    039 I Can't Keep Eating Pie

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2023 111:52


    The party eats more food while the wizard finishes his spells in the library. They also receive a warning from the BBEG who is getting tired of waiting.

    038 Books Are Really Cool

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2023 113:36


    The party gets more pies and does more research/set up for the trap.

    037 451 Degrees Fahrenheit

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2023 98:52


    The party continues their time in the Library running across normal issues you might find like books that want to fight you. This is high level adventuring....research. Does the wizard cast fireball?

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    036 Do You Have ID?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2023 110:03


    The party manages more research in the library and realizes the difficulty of being animals in a world that has regulation. However, librarians have always been helpful of navigating ways around the red tape.

    035 Everyone Loves Libraries

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2023 116:52


    Some D&D podcasts have shopping episodes. Well, we have a bunch of scientists. This one is mostly in a library doing research...

    034 He's Mine Now

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2023 118:38


    The party concludes the battle with the skull lord enemy an his army of over 1k skeletons and skeleton drawn carriage. They then move on to somewhat of a shopping episode.

    033 Bone Appetite

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2023 109:09


    The party prepares for their fight against the Bone Lord chasing down our necromancer friend. They begin the fight and things get weird. Why does every bad guy have something against this ship all of a sudden?

    032 Super Force Cage, Extra Force

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2023 104:42


    The party deals with intrusion and creepy behavior from the BBEG of Chaos Critters as we approach the end to the story over the next 10 or so episodes. Look out next year for our next adventure "All Gas No Tanks". Find our stuff on Crithippo.com with links to social media and our etsy store for t-shirts.

    031 Dirt, Take the Wheel

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2023 99:58


    The party engages the evil, tiny man known as Grasseyes and his abomination of a magical/engineering monstrosity. 

    030 Are You Guys Friends with This?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2023 109:36


    The party ventures to rid Andraxus of his unlucky curse and meet someone knew that reminds them of someone old.

    029 Skeletal Nubins

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2023 111:10


    The party deals with the aftermath of their recent mistake while also rejoicing over recent changes.

    028 The Bagman Cometh

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2023 102:16


    The party finds their way through the vault and confronted by a harbinger of the doom of their deeds. 

    027 Above Water

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2023 96:55


    The party continues through the vault levels and encounters shades of the early defenses they were lucky to skip. This time, they are less lucky. The party traverses a mind bending fourth level of the vault.

    026 Squirreling Around

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2023 101:15


    The party enters the bank trying to gain access to the vault. Some stealth and some not.

    025 Just Winging It

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2023 116:00


    The party starts their travel into the Vault of Vecna to retrieve the diamond. Hopefully all goes well on this episode to start the heist. 

    024 I'm Here to Make a Deposit

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2023 104:02


    The party arrives outside the limits of the vault as they move forward to prepare for the heist...with delicious pastries.

    023 I See You've Played This Game Before

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2023 110:30


    The party makes their way to find more information about a Diamond to revive Andraxus once they also find his soul along with aspects of the other quests along the way.

    022 Bee Fancy

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2023 123:34


    The party gets into a discussion about bees and their abeelity to pollinate. They also move forward and find new direction in their quest.

    021 No Friend Left Behind

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2023 113:56


    The party fights Grasseyes, but he has a trick up his sleeve. Greensleeves? Anyway, we are officially half way through Season 2.

    020 Two Choices is Too Easy

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2023 97:28


    The party gets into a complicated fight but finds some success with a few twists at the end.

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