Fun Sexy Bible Time

(0:30) why is the price of ice going up? (8:00) parenting and candy (14:30) checking in on Desiring God (33:00) erotic hallmark movie pitch: Whispers of the Heart

(1:00) Casey on men in big trucks (9:15) Matthew's rebrand article (22:30) a curious Hallmark movie Facebook post (31:00) fake Hallmark erotic movie: Christmas Nudes (50:30) Kristen Bell and premarital sex

(6:45) Casey on gym cleavage (18:00) Sling blade, Billy Bob Thornton is a shapeshifter, phobias (40:00) Wright family film update (44:30) Chrisagii lore

(4:30) track 4 (16:00) track 3 (22:00) track 2 (29:00) Casey performs Matthew's high school poetry (36:00) track 1

(6:00) We talk about grocery prices (13:00) can you cover an R-cup boob with a pizza box? (19:30) HOT TAKE: Jimmy Carter wouldn't have been on Epstein's Island (23:00) Casey flames a random movie from 2007

Winding down our journey through the epic mixtape of rejected CCM demos from yesteryear: (2:00) Track 7 (11:30) Track 6 (24:00) Track 5

(5:00) Casey should write more (9:30) what is the national debt, anyway? (14:30) what is wrong with free solo climbers? (20:30) words: scrotum and vulva (29:00) Matthew should meet this tall guy or whatever

(5:00) Track 11 (14:00) Track 10 (19:00) A cancel reversal on yellow fever (25:15) Track 9 (35:30) Track 8

(1:00) Casey's mom and other random life updates (19:00) Matthew's John MacArthur article (31:00) worst Colbert replacements

(3:00) Casey talks about a think piece that has her riled up (21:45) CCM Demo 1 (33:00) CCM Demo 2 (39:00) CCM Demo 3 (48:45) CCM Demo 4

We react to four more rejected CCM demos from the 80s/90s (4:30) song 1 (15:00) song 2 (24:30) song 3 (36:30) song 4

(0:00) Future Matthew discusses the Tait apology (12:00) Moth balls, revolving doors, water trucks, and death: Casey weighs in (23:30) The Michael Tait and Sean Feucht scandals

Someone sent us a collection of rejected CCM demos from the 80s/90s. We listen to them for the very first time, and react live! (11:30) song 1 (20:30) song 2 (31:00) song 3 (40:45) song 4 (50:50) song 5

(1:00) uh, sunning buttholes (7:00) life coaching (12:00) vigina (17:00) who is Casey better than? (32:00) Matthew got into trouble on Easter (42:00) Casey's life update

Casey is still out, so friend of the podcast Hunter tags in to talk CCM and other stuff: (1:00) Matthew's panda joke (6:00) CCM song credits, remakes (22:30) Rich Mullins (37:30) the CT Easter article (50:00) Sonseed, unique CCM acts The Resting Place: https://open.spotify.com/track/7eIjAyBaIjr0S9O7A0DZJU

FSBT family member Bekah subs for Casey today. Welcome back, Bekah! (0:30) an update on Casey (7:00) Proverbs 32 (12:30) decoding an alarming facebook post (27:00) Wikipedia Exchange

(1:00) fsbt update (11:30) real or fake (23:00) what we're watching

Sex swings, recasting "Little House on the Prairie" [ep 278] by Fun Sexy Bible Time

(1:00) retirement? (7:00) sports update and parenting (19:00) don't dilute a man's pine sol (28:00) you don't think that's giving cringe? drama (34:30) jackie kennedy (45:00) a curious email (55:00) we included the post show audio about hot chicken restaurants to showcase one (1) excellent wiener joke

(13:00) that whole patriarchy hannah thing (24:40) shaving your legs (29:00) SNL 50 (34:00) pitch: "SNL Classic" (41:00) Walmart's bougie brand (49:00) Cobra Kai

(2:00) Casey's random thoughts (22:00) Grammy fits (33:30) real or fake: CCM band edition (49:00) FSBT Would You Rather

(5:45) Hot take: pardons are good (10:00) Casey on Instagram, feedback, parents (33:30) Matthew on Andrew Tate

(0:30) uh, so this is 10 years? (8:00) checking in on Christian Twitter (13:00) sports drama (17:00) Matthew's mic dies, kinda. We forge on with the backup audio. Sorry! (29:00) Faith based movie pitch: Sacred Hearts

Friends of the podcast David and Stefanie join us to spend an entire episode dissecting a faith-based film about Christmas, zombies, cookies, and...uh...New York cheesesteaks? watch "Christmas Zombies" here, free: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12yU1i0p1Uk

(1:00) Winter Jam ticket/sexual favor inflation (11:00) Casey checks in on Reddit (19:30) Pierce/Haas Sports Update (29:30) Thanksgiving food

(3:00) Someone is flirting with Matthew, kinda, but not really (11:30) the election is over or whatever (24:00) dilemmas of sports parents (38:00) Mean Creek and movies that hurt

(0:00) pre-show audio (6:00) Russell Brand's amulets and vegetables (23:30) $5,000 to eat dinner with Allie Beth Stuckey? (33:15) Proverbs 31 rabbit hole (41:30) Would You Rather (54:15) Durupinar site (rock vagina)

(7:00) Casey's volleyball questions (18:00) The article about Rich Mullins' sexuality (36:15) Russell Brand baptizing people (40:15) Game of Thrones, reconsidered (49:45) Werner/Arnold/Peter Lorre, it's weird Rich Mullins article: https://medium.com/belover/the-queer-love-of-rich-mullins-f14170612b63

(4:30) Casey wants to smoke, again (10:30) Jogging (13:00) Caffeine free Coke (18:00) Would You Rather (30:00) Casey's Birthday Movie: For the Birds (46:00) Bigfoot

Casey and Matthew welcome longtime podcast friend Hunter in to dissect the movie "The Badge, the Bible, and Bigfoot" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVXMn9mBciE

(0:30) pre show audio (8:00) cleaning tips with Casey (18:00) real or fake: Olympic prizes (30:00) DreamHaas (41:00) why aren't famous actors better? (51:00) Olympics for parents

(0:30) Casey on social media (5:30) The Solomon rap returns! Part 3 (14:30) Shoot the shoot (Olympics, Mr. Rogers) (28:00) CCM Video Breakdown: "Written on My Heart" by Plus One https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU2_DuNjvI4

(1:00) that Hawk Tuah think piece on Christian Twitter (16:00) Matthew convinced Casey to watch the new Katy Perry video (31:00) musing on Trump's close call

(0:00) pre show audio: AI Jan Crouch and running bleachers (12:00) Kyle Filipowski saga & crazy eyes (25:30) Casey's grab bag of topics: showerheads, Ross, seat belts, exercising, and pastors (58:00) politics or whatever

(4:00) Answering Canada Laura's impossible question (16:30) Casey's went to the Switchfoot Bro-Am (29:00) Matthew reads Christian culture AI

(1:30) Casey's word: caterwauling (6:30) FSBT confessions: trees, blood type, and prairies (23:00) self check outs (31:00) social media and grief/empathy

(8:00) Terrence Howard (18:00) Matthew on Joe Rogan and Art Bell as male safe spaces (34:00) FSBT Would You Rather

(0:30) fighting fascism (3:00) podcast mom: delete your bad tweet (10:00) weddings are dumb, hot girl energy, etc (30:00) breaking rules (35:00) kids waking up/bad dreams (41:00) social media check in (44:00) algorithm check in

(0:30) that whole "kids are bad" thing or whatever (11:00) weird straws (14:30) what is the ceiling for women's sports? (29:00) christian conferences (37:00) HAPPY MARRIAGE, BEKAH & CURTIS!!!

(1:00) Sly Stallone is too pretty (5:30) Casey's shoot the shoot (top sheets, Chick fil-A gift cards, price matching, Tiger Woods abstinence, and Gadsden flags) (27:30) Matthew makes fun of Jason Sudeikis (33:00) CCM Video Breakdown: Dance or Die by Family Force 5 (video) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB9TCFIAUCM

(1:00) Tipping (10:00) FSBT Update (25:00) Casey reads angry comments to Matthew (31:00) Shoot the Shoot (easter, play by play announcers, children of assassination, Sixpence)

(4:00) Casey's King Tut costume (12:00) Shoot the Shoot: Kate Middleton, Dollar Tree, Alabama Football (38:30) FSBT Would You Rather

[note: Danny said to leave the joke in the beginning, so we did] (1:00) uh, clarity (3:00) Danny is awesome (11:00) Shoot the Shoot (tiny butts, Rachel Dolezal, donuts, and self care)

(0:30) the pre-show audio was funny, so we left it in, that's what she said (10:00) casey's dumb question: easy open cans (17:00) dad confessions (37:00) america's five year itch for curves, or something (42:30) is danny a wars guy now? show patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MatthewEPierce jason kirk's new book: https://www.amazon.com/Hell-World-Without-Jason-Kirk/dp/1735492647/

(3:30) FSBT Update (10:00) Movies that hit differently when you're an adult (29:00) Thoughts on the Babylon Bee's latest quasi-controversy

Back from (unintentional) sabbatical with a two-part extravaganza! In part one: (7:00) Casey talks about Jason Kirk's book "Hell is a World Without You" (22:00) We sort through the latest batch of incredulous replies to Matthew's butt article

(1:00) is casey actually the modern proverbs 31 woman? (10:30) little moments that make marriages work (30:30) christian tweet of the year selection special!

(4:00) biblical analogies to the 2023 iron bowl (7:00) tooth & nail mount rushmore (14:00) jason's new book, Hell is a World Without You (47:00) who said it: college football coach, or megachurch pastor? (59:00) grown up christmas lists jason's book: https://www.amazon.com/Hell-World-Without-Jason-Kirk/dp/1735492647/

(1:30) casey gives matthew a horrible marriage quiz (11:30) shoot the shoot: -brian johnson, again -sex toys at cvs -church in movies/tv -some guys need a band (44:00) eat something (46:00) casey's end of year calendar complaint

(1:00) Casey attempts to give Matthew a quiz and we only get one question done (11:00) FSBT Update (20:00) Christian Tweets (40:00) Casey takes a break/ Matthew monologue/ Casey comes back?

(3:00) Matthew surprises Casey with a quiz (12:30) shoot the shoot (28:30) Hot Girl Energy