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Matthew Pierce and Casey Haas lead an irreverent joyride through Christian culture with various other ne'er do wells

Fun Sexy Bible Time


    • May 30, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 288 EPISODES


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    The Rejected CCM Demos Episode [ep 283]

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2025 62:09


    Someone sent us a collection of rejected CCM demos from the 80s/90s. We listen to them for the very first time, and react live! (11:30) song 1 (20:30) song 2 (31:00) song 3 (40:45) song 4 (50:50) song 5

    Casey's back: Easter carnage, life dentistry, and droopage [ep 282]

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2025 65:37


    (1:00) uh, sunning buttholes (7:00) life coaching (12:00) vigina (17:00) who is Casey better than? (32:00) Matthew got into trouble on Easter (42:00) Casey's life update

    Dumb panda mother, rope or nails, and talking CCM with Hunter [ep 281]

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2025 56:57


    Casey is still out, so friend of the podcast Hunter tags in to talk CCM and other stuff: (1:00) Matthew's panda joke (6:00) CCM song credits, remakes (22:30) Rich Mullins (37:30) the CT Easter article (50:00) Sonseed, unique CCM acts The Resting Place: https://open.spotify.com/track/7eIjAyBaIjr0S9O7A0DZJU

    Edge Jars of Clay, Wikipedia Exchange with Bekah [ep 280]

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2025 56:20


    FSBT family member Bekah subs for Casey today. Welcome back, Bekah! (0:30) an update on Casey (7:00) Proverbs 32 (12:30) decoding an alarming facebook post (27:00) Wikipedia Exchange

    FSBT Update, Real or Fake: Charisma News, Vabbing [ep 279]

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2025 37:19


    (1:00) fsbt update (11:30) real or fake (23:00) what we're watching

    Sex swings, recasting "Little House on the Prairie" [ep 278]

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2025 35:37


    Sex swings, recasting "Little House on the Prairie" [ep 278] by Fun Sexy Bible Time

    Jackie Kennedy diluted my Pine Sol at the plus sized strip show [ep 277]

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2025 59:11


    (1:00) retirement? (7:00) sports update and parenting (19:00) don't dilute a man's pine sol (28:00) you don't think that's giving cringe? drama (34:30) jackie kennedy (45:00) a curious email (55:00) we included the post show audio about hot chicken restaurants to showcase one (1) excellent wiener joke

    SNL 50, Cobra Kai, and body hair (ep 276)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2025 71:41


    (13:00) that whole patriarchy hannah thing (24:40) shaving your legs (29:00) SNL 50 (34:00) pitch: "SNL Classic" (41:00) Walmart's bougie brand (49:00) Cobra Kai

    Grammy fits, ETHOS SODOM, real or fake: CCM, Would You Rather (ep 275)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2025 62:06


    (2:00) Casey's random thoughts (22:00) Grammy fits (33:30) real or fake: CCM band edition (49:00) FSBT Would You Rather

    Pardons, Casey on IG, Matthew on Andrew Tate (ep 274)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2025 58:18


    (5:45) Hot take: pardons are good (10:00) Casey on Instagram, feedback, parents (33:30) Matthew on Andrew Tate

    Faith based movie pitch: Sacred Hearts, 10 years of FSBT? (ep 273)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2025 55:05


    (0:30) uh, so this is 10 years? (8:00) checking in on Christian Twitter (13:00) sports drama (17:00) Matthew's mic dies, kinda. We forge on with the backup audio. Sorry! (29:00) Faith based movie pitch: Sacred Hearts

    FSBT Christmas movie night, with David and Stef (ep 272)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2024 71:56


    Friends of the podcast David and Stefanie join us to spend an entire episode dissecting a faith-based film about Christmas, zombies, cookies, and...uh...New York cheesesteaks? watch "Christmas Zombies" here, free: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12yU1i0p1Uk

    Thanksgiving! Food, Reddit rants, sports, and Winter Jam tickets! (ep 271)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2024 55:45


    (1:00) Winter Jam ticket/sexual favor inflation (11:00) Casey checks in on Reddit (19:30) Pierce/Haas Sports Update (29:30) Thanksgiving food

    Sad movies, sports parents, election postmortem (ep 270)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2024 53:51


    (3:00) Someone is flirting with Matthew, kinda, but not really (11:30) the election is over or whatever (24:00) dilemmas of sports parents (38:00) Mean Creek and movies that hurt

    Amulets, Would You Rather, sugar babies, and vegetables (ep 269)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2024 59:24


    (0:00) pre-show audio (6:00) Russell Brand's amulets and vegetables (23:30) $5,000 to eat dinner with Allie Beth Stuckey? (33:15) Proverbs 31 rabbit hole (41:30) Would You Rather (54:15) Durupinar site (rock vagina)

    Volleyball, Rich Mullins, Russell Brand, and Game of Thrones reconsidered (ep 268)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2024 55:17


    (7:00) Casey's volleyball questions (18:00) The article about Rich Mullins' sexuality (36:15) Russell Brand baptizing people (40:15) Game of Thrones, reconsidered (49:45) Werner/Arnold/Peter Lorre, it's weird Rich Mullins article: https://medium.com/belover/the-queer-love-of-rich-mullins-f14170612b63

    Caffeine weaklings, smoking, Would You Rather, and Casey's birthday movie (ep 267)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2024 59:43


    (4:30) Casey wants to smoke, again (10:30) Jogging (13:00) Caffeine free Coke (18:00) Would You Rather (30:00) Casey's Birthday Movie: For the Birds (46:00) Bigfoot

    FSBT Movie Night with Hunter (ep 266)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2024 62:33


    Casey and Matthew welcome longtime podcast friend Hunter in to dissect the movie "The Badge, the Bible, and Bigfoot" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVXMn9mBciE

    Real or Fake, DreamHaas, actors, cleaning tips (ep 265)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2024 58:01


    (0:30) pre show audio (8:00) cleaning tips with Casey (18:00) real or fake: Olympic prizes (30:00) DreamHaas (41:00) why aren't famous actors better? (51:00) Olympics for parents

    The Solomon Rap returns, CCM Video Breakdown: "Written on My Heart" (ep 264)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2024 58:15


    (0:30) Casey on social media (5:30) The Solomon rap returns! Part 3 (14:30) Shoot the shoot (Olympics, Mr. Rogers) (28:00) CCM Video Breakdown: "Written on My Heart" by Plus One https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU2_DuNjvI4

    That Hawk Tuah think piece, Katy Perry's new video, Trump's close call (ep 263)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2024 53:38


    (1:00) that Hawk Tuah think piece on Christian Twitter (16:00) Matthew convinced Casey to watch the new Katy Perry video (31:00) musing on Trump's close call

    AI Jan Crouch, crazy eyes, Casey's grab bag, and that whole debate thing (ep 262)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2024 69:21


    (0:00) pre show audio: AI Jan Crouch and running bleachers (12:00) Kyle Filipowski saga & crazy eyes (25:30) Casey's grab bag of topics: showerheads, Ross, seat belts, exercising, and pastors (58:00) politics or whatever

    Switchfoot, gators, and fun with Christian AI (ep 261)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2024 55:47


    (4:00) Answering Canada Laura's impossible question (16:30) Casey's went to the Switchfoot Bro-Am (29:00) Matthew reads Christian culture AI

    FSBT confessions, social media and grief/empathy (ep 260)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2024 51:20


    (1:30) Casey's word: caterwauling (6:30) FSBT confessions: trees, blood type, and prairies (23:00) self check outs (31:00) social media and grief/empathy

    Terrence Howard, Joe Rogan, and FSBT Would You Rather (ep 259)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2024 63:51


    (8:00) Terrence Howard (18:00) Matthew on Joe Rogan and Art Bell as male safe spaces (34:00) FSBT Would You Rather

    Dust monsters, Podcast Mom, Hot Girl Energy (ep 258)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2024 52:17


    (0:30) fighting fascism (3:00) podcast mom: delete your bad tweet (10:00) weddings are dumb, hot girl energy, etc (30:00) breaking rules (35:00) kids waking up/bad dreams (41:00) social media check in (44:00) algorithm check in

    Horrible Marriage Advice, women's sports, cowgirls, Tebow, and kids (ep 257)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2024 59:41


    (0:30) that whole "kids are bad" thing or whatever (11:00) weird straws (14:30) what is the ceiling for women's sports? (29:00) christian conferences (37:00) HAPPY MARRIAGE, BEKAH & CURTIS!!!

    Canadian Horse Knees, CCM Video Breakdown: Dance or Die (ep 256)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2024 65:22


    (1:00) Sly Stallone is too pretty (5:30) Casey's shoot the shoot (top sheets, Chick fil-A gift cards, price matching, Tiger Woods abstinence, and Gadsden flags) (27:30) Matthew makes fun of Jason Sudeikis (33:00) CCM Video Breakdown: Dance or Die by Family Force 5 (video) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB9TCFIAUCM

    FSBT Update, angry comments, and Shoot the Shoot (ep 255)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2024 60:36


    (1:00) Tipping (10:00) FSBT Update (25:00) Casey reads angry comments to Matthew (31:00) Shoot the Shoot (easter, play by play announcers, children of assassination, Sixpence)

    King Tut, Bear Bryant, and FSBT Would You Rather [Matthew's Birthday] (ep 254)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2024 64:24


    (4:00) Casey's King Tut costume (12:00) Shoot the Shoot: Kate Middleton, Dollar Tree, Alabama Football (38:30) FSBT Would You Rather

    Shoot the Shoot, Danny, and, uh, clarity (ep 253)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2024 46:10


    [note: Danny said to leave the joke in the beginning, so we did] (1:00) uh, clarity (3:00) Danny is awesome (11:00) Shoot the Shoot (tiny butts, Rachel Dolezal, donuts, and self care)

    dad confessions, war husbands, and curvy ladies (ep 252)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2024 58:01


    (0:30) the pre-show audio was funny, so we left it in, that's what she said (10:00) casey's dumb question: easy open cans (17:00) dad confessions (37:00) america's five year itch for curves, or something (42:30) is danny a wars guy now? show patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MatthewEPierce jason kirk's new book: https://www.amazon.com/Hell-World-Without-Jason-Kirk/dp/1735492647/

    2024 Return, Part 2: FSBT Update, movies, Babylon Bee (ep 251)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2024 43:21


    (3:30) FSBT Update (10:00) Movies that hit differently when you're an adult (29:00) Thoughts on the Babylon Bee's latest quasi-controversy

    2024 Return, Part 1: Casey on Jason Kirk's book, Matthew's viral butt article (again) (ep 250)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2024 38:35


    Back from (unintentional) sabbatical with a two-part extravaganza! In part one: (7:00) Casey talks about Jason Kirk's book "Hell is a World Without You" (22:00) We sort through the latest batch of incredulous replies to Matthew's butt article

    hell viral butt jason kirk world without you
    2023 Christian Tweet of the Year selection show, marriage stuff (ep 249)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2023 55:50


    (1:00) is casey actually the modern proverbs 31 woman? (10:30) little moments that make marriages work (30:30) christian tweet of the year selection special!

    Jason Kirk on his new book, tooth & nail, college football, and christmas [ep 248]

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2023 68:13


    (4:00) biblical analogies to the 2023 iron bowl (7:00) tooth & nail mount rushmore (14:00) jason's new book, Hell is a World Without You (47:00) who said it: college football coach, or megachurch pastor? (59:00) grown up christmas lists jason's book: https://www.amazon.com/Hell-World-Without-Jason-Kirk/dp/1735492647/

    Another marriage quiz, shoot the shoot, 46 year old private parts (ep 247)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2023 52:19


    (1:30) casey gives matthew a horrible marriage quiz (11:30) shoot the shoot: -brian johnson, again -sex toys at cvs -church in movies/tv -some guys need a band (44:00) eat something (46:00) casey's end of year calendar complaint

    Perhaps our most chaotic episode yet (ep 246)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2023 47:42


    (1:00) Casey attempts to give Matthew a quiz and we only get one question done (11:00) FSBT Update (20:00) Christian Tweets (40:00) Casey takes a break/ Matthew monologue/ Casey comes back?

    No Country for Hard Men (quiz, shoot the shoot, Hot Girl Energy) (ep 245)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2023 50:02


    (3:00) Matthew surprises Casey with a quiz (12:30) shoot the shoot (28:30) Hot Girl Energy

    If we were in charge, Twitter, movie pitch: COURTING DISASTER (ep 244)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2023 60:01


    [NOTE: one of our primary audio files from this recording was corrupted, undoubtedly sabotaged by one of our theological rivals. To create this episode, we had to use our backup audio, which is all on one track and harder to edit. Sorry for the occasional cough] (1:00) if we were in charge (18:00) casey on her For You Twitter feed (31:00) faith based movie pitch: COURTING DISASTER

    bleach tablets, sexy chicken sandwiches, and showering loopholes (ep 243)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2023 44:32


    (1:30) fsbt update (10:00) shoot the shoot (air shows, celeb confusion, lauren boebert, sexy costumes) (29:30) sound of freedom guy scandal

    FSBT Update, 7th Heaven table read, Would You Rather (Casey's birthday) (ep 242)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2023 54:07


    (0:05) Bekah's birthday greeting, and Roman stuff (7:30) FSBT Update (16:00) 7th Heaven table read (24:00) Would You Rather (37:00) Fashion, bumper stickers, mullets

    FSBT Confessions, 7th Heaven, Would You Rather (ep 241)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2023 56:29


    (3:00) Matthew's rebuttal to the previous episode (13:00) FSBT confessions (19:30) 7th Heaven (40:00) Would You Rather

    Confessions, Barbie, and more with Canada Laura (ep 240)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2023 44:55


    Canada Laura jumps in for a still-recovering Matthew and talks with Casey about confessions (2:00), Matthew's list of topics for Casey (15:30), and the Barbie movie (27:45)

    Faith-based movie pitch: "Hardened by Grace," plus some sad Chrisagii news (ep 239)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2023 52:17


    (0:30) some sad news: R.I.P. to one of the Chrisagii. We reflect on their presence in this podcast's history (18:45) faith-based movie pitch: "Hardened by Grace"

    FSBT Update, algorithm ads, and Podcast Mom (ep 238)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2023 53:18


    (1:30) FSBT Update (14:30) What is the algorithm selling us? (28:30) Podcast Mom (40:00) Youth group summers

    Nutty Buddies, Smoking and eyeliner are hot, CCM Video Breakdown: Love, Liberty, Disco (ep 237)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2023 49:03


    (0:30) more twitter trollery (7:00) fake accents, Con Air (15:30) smoking: disgusting but also kinda hot (25:00) ccm video breakdown: Love, Liberty, Disco Newsboys Love, Liberty, Disco video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSrPxwyH2oo

    FSBT Confessions, faith-based movie pitch "Call of the Heart" (ep 236)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2023 50:49


    (0:30) Regis Philbin stops by to talk about bagels (05:15) FSBT confessions: things that we don't know how they work (26:30) Faith-based movie pitch: "Call of the Heart"

    Christian Tweets, Shoot the Shoot (ep 235)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2023 48:22


    (0:30) Casey on leveling up your sex game as a parent of teens (5:30) Matthew on marital vetoes (14:30) the Scream franchise/cosmetic surgery, the classic intersection (30:00) Christian Tweets

    Motherhood, takes of the week, CCM video breakdown: God is Exalted (ep 234)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2023 56:55


    (0:05) casey on mothers and mother's day (14:00) takes of the week: ja morant, miller lite, wnba pregnancies (29:30) ccm video breakdown: "God is Exalted" by Carman "God is Exalted" video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LJhJP8C-DU

    Full-body orchestra-gasms, celebs, CCM video breakdown: "More to Life" (ep 233)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2023 56:59


    (0:30) a full-body orgasm at the classical music concert? (9:00) do we trust fitness instructors who don't sweat? (15:00) the celebs are at it again (30:30) ccm video breakdown: "more to life" by stacie orrico "more to life" video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MvzgefsfKE support the show at https://www.patreon.com/MatthewEPierce

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