Fun Sexy Bible Time

Someone sent us a collection of rejected CCM demos from the 80s/90s. We listen to them for the very first time, and react live! (11:30) song 1 (20:30) song 2 (31:00) song 3 (40:45) song 4 (50:50) song 5

(1:00) uh, sunning buttholes (7:00) life coaching (12:00) vigina (17:00) who is Casey better than? (32:00) Matthew got into trouble on Easter (42:00) Casey's life update

Casey is still out, so friend of the podcast Hunter tags in to talk CCM and other stuff: (1:00) Matthew's panda joke (6:00) CCM song credits, remakes (22:30) Rich Mullins (37:30) the CT Easter article (50:00) Sonseed, unique CCM acts The Resting Place: https://open.spotify.com/track/7eIjAyBaIjr0S9O7A0DZJU

FSBT family member Bekah subs for Casey today. Welcome back, Bekah! (0:30) an update on Casey (7:00) Proverbs 32 (12:30) decoding an alarming facebook post (27:00) Wikipedia Exchange

(1:00) fsbt update (11:30) real or fake (23:00) what we're watching

Sex swings, recasting "Little House on the Prairie" [ep 278] by Fun Sexy Bible Time

(1:00) retirement? (7:00) sports update and parenting (19:00) don't dilute a man's pine sol (28:00) you don't think that's giving cringe? drama (34:30) jackie kennedy (45:00) a curious email (55:00) we included the post show audio about hot chicken restaurants to showcase one (1) excellent wiener joke

(13:00) that whole patriarchy hannah thing (24:40) shaving your legs (29:00) SNL 50 (34:00) pitch: "SNL Classic" (41:00) Walmart's bougie brand (49:00) Cobra Kai

(2:00) Casey's random thoughts (22:00) Grammy fits (33:30) real or fake: CCM band edition (49:00) FSBT Would You Rather

(5:45) Hot take: pardons are good (10:00) Casey on Instagram, feedback, parents (33:30) Matthew on Andrew Tate

(0:30) uh, so this is 10 years? (8:00) checking in on Christian Twitter (13:00) sports drama (17:00) Matthew's mic dies, kinda. We forge on with the backup audio. Sorry! (29:00) Faith based movie pitch: Sacred Hearts

Friends of the podcast David and Stefanie join us to spend an entire episode dissecting a faith-based film about Christmas, zombies, cookies, and...uh...New York cheesesteaks? watch "Christmas Zombies" here, free: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12yU1i0p1Uk

(1:00) Winter Jam ticket/sexual favor inflation (11:00) Casey checks in on Reddit (19:30) Pierce/Haas Sports Update (29:30) Thanksgiving food

(3:00) Someone is flirting with Matthew, kinda, but not really (11:30) the election is over or whatever (24:00) dilemmas of sports parents (38:00) Mean Creek and movies that hurt

(0:00) pre-show audio (6:00) Russell Brand's amulets and vegetables (23:30) $5,000 to eat dinner with Allie Beth Stuckey? (33:15) Proverbs 31 rabbit hole (41:30) Would You Rather (54:15) Durupinar site (rock vagina)

(7:00) Casey's volleyball questions (18:00) The article about Rich Mullins' sexuality (36:15) Russell Brand baptizing people (40:15) Game of Thrones, reconsidered (49:45) Werner/Arnold/Peter Lorre, it's weird Rich Mullins article: https://medium.com/belover/the-queer-love-of-rich-mullins-f14170612b63

(4:30) Casey wants to smoke, again (10:30) Jogging (13:00) Caffeine free Coke (18:00) Would You Rather (30:00) Casey's Birthday Movie: For the Birds (46:00) Bigfoot

Casey and Matthew welcome longtime podcast friend Hunter in to dissect the movie "The Badge, the Bible, and Bigfoot" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVXMn9mBciE

(0:30) pre show audio (8:00) cleaning tips with Casey (18:00) real or fake: Olympic prizes (30:00) DreamHaas (41:00) why aren't famous actors better? (51:00) Olympics for parents

(0:30) Casey on social media (5:30) The Solomon rap returns! Part 3 (14:30) Shoot the shoot (Olympics, Mr. Rogers) (28:00) CCM Video Breakdown: "Written on My Heart" by Plus One https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU2_DuNjvI4

(1:00) that Hawk Tuah think piece on Christian Twitter (16:00) Matthew convinced Casey to watch the new Katy Perry video (31:00) musing on Trump's close call

(0:00) pre show audio: AI Jan Crouch and running bleachers (12:00) Kyle Filipowski saga & crazy eyes (25:30) Casey's grab bag of topics: showerheads, Ross, seat belts, exercising, and pastors (58:00) politics or whatever

(4:00) Answering Canada Laura's impossible question (16:30) Casey's went to the Switchfoot Bro-Am (29:00) Matthew reads Christian culture AI

(1:30) Casey's word: caterwauling (6:30) FSBT confessions: trees, blood type, and prairies (23:00) self check outs (31:00) social media and grief/empathy

(8:00) Terrence Howard (18:00) Matthew on Joe Rogan and Art Bell as male safe spaces (34:00) FSBT Would You Rather

(0:30) fighting fascism (3:00) podcast mom: delete your bad tweet (10:00) weddings are dumb, hot girl energy, etc (30:00) breaking rules (35:00) kids waking up/bad dreams (41:00) social media check in (44:00) algorithm check in

(0:30) that whole "kids are bad" thing or whatever (11:00) weird straws (14:30) what is the ceiling for women's sports? (29:00) christian conferences (37:00) HAPPY MARRIAGE, BEKAH & CURTIS!!!

(1:00) Sly Stallone is too pretty (5:30) Casey's shoot the shoot (top sheets, Chick fil-A gift cards, price matching, Tiger Woods abstinence, and Gadsden flags) (27:30) Matthew makes fun of Jason Sudeikis (33:00) CCM Video Breakdown: Dance or Die by Family Force 5 (video) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB9TCFIAUCM

(1:00) Tipping (10:00) FSBT Update (25:00) Casey reads angry comments to Matthew (31:00) Shoot the Shoot (easter, play by play announcers, children of assassination, Sixpence)

(4:00) Casey's King Tut costume (12:00) Shoot the Shoot: Kate Middleton, Dollar Tree, Alabama Football (38:30) FSBT Would You Rather

[note: Danny said to leave the joke in the beginning, so we did] (1:00) uh, clarity (3:00) Danny is awesome (11:00) Shoot the Shoot (tiny butts, Rachel Dolezal, donuts, and self care)

(0:30) the pre-show audio was funny, so we left it in, that's what she said (10:00) casey's dumb question: easy open cans (17:00) dad confessions (37:00) america's five year itch for curves, or something (42:30) is danny a wars guy now? show patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MatthewEPierce jason kirk's new book: https://www.amazon.com/Hell-World-Without-Jason-Kirk/dp/1735492647/

(3:30) FSBT Update (10:00) Movies that hit differently when you're an adult (29:00) Thoughts on the Babylon Bee's latest quasi-controversy

Back from (unintentional) sabbatical with a two-part extravaganza! In part one: (7:00) Casey talks about Jason Kirk's book "Hell is a World Without You" (22:00) We sort through the latest batch of incredulous replies to Matthew's butt article

(1:00) is casey actually the modern proverbs 31 woman? (10:30) little moments that make marriages work (30:30) christian tweet of the year selection special!

(4:00) biblical analogies to the 2023 iron bowl (7:00) tooth & nail mount rushmore (14:00) jason's new book, Hell is a World Without You (47:00) who said it: college football coach, or megachurch pastor? (59:00) grown up christmas lists jason's book: https://www.amazon.com/Hell-World-Without-Jason-Kirk/dp/1735492647/

(1:30) casey gives matthew a horrible marriage quiz (11:30) shoot the shoot: -brian johnson, again -sex toys at cvs -church in movies/tv -some guys need a band (44:00) eat something (46:00) casey's end of year calendar complaint

(1:00) Casey attempts to give Matthew a quiz and we only get one question done (11:00) FSBT Update (20:00) Christian Tweets (40:00) Casey takes a break/ Matthew monologue/ Casey comes back?

(3:00) Matthew surprises Casey with a quiz (12:30) shoot the shoot (28:30) Hot Girl Energy

[NOTE: one of our primary audio files from this recording was corrupted, undoubtedly sabotaged by one of our theological rivals. To create this episode, we had to use our backup audio, which is all on one track and harder to edit. Sorry for the occasional cough] (1:00) if we were in charge (18:00) casey on her For You Twitter feed (31:00) faith based movie pitch: COURTING DISASTER

(1:30) fsbt update (10:00) shoot the shoot (air shows, celeb confusion, lauren boebert, sexy costumes) (29:30) sound of freedom guy scandal

(0:05) Bekah's birthday greeting, and Roman stuff (7:30) FSBT Update (16:00) 7th Heaven table read (24:00) Would You Rather (37:00) Fashion, bumper stickers, mullets

(3:00) Matthew's rebuttal to the previous episode (13:00) FSBT confessions (19:30) 7th Heaven (40:00) Would You Rather

Canada Laura jumps in for a still-recovering Matthew and talks with Casey about confessions (2:00), Matthew's list of topics for Casey (15:30), and the Barbie movie (27:45)

(0:30) some sad news: R.I.P. to one of the Chrisagii. We reflect on their presence in this podcast's history (18:45) faith-based movie pitch: "Hardened by Grace"

(1:30) FSBT Update (14:30) What is the algorithm selling us? (28:30) Podcast Mom (40:00) Youth group summers

(0:30) more twitter trollery (7:00) fake accents, Con Air (15:30) smoking: disgusting but also kinda hot (25:00) ccm video breakdown: Love, Liberty, Disco Newsboys Love, Liberty, Disco video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSrPxwyH2oo

(0:30) Regis Philbin stops by to talk about bagels (05:15) FSBT confessions: things that we don't know how they work (26:30) Faith-based movie pitch: "Call of the Heart"

(0:30) Casey on leveling up your sex game as a parent of teens (5:30) Matthew on marital vetoes (14:30) the Scream franchise/cosmetic surgery, the classic intersection (30:00) Christian Tweets

(0:05) casey on mothers and mother's day (14:00) takes of the week: ja morant, miller lite, wnba pregnancies (29:30) ccm video breakdown: "God is Exalted" by Carman "God is Exalted" video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LJhJP8C-DU

(0:30) a full-body orgasm at the classical music concert? (9:00) do we trust fitness instructors who don't sweat? (15:00) the celebs are at it again (30:30) ccm video breakdown: "more to life" by stacie orrico "more to life" video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MvzgefsfKE support the show at https://www.patreon.com/MatthewEPierce