Indoor Recess

He's naked and he knows he's naked. And the people he lived with are fully clothed, but he just chooses to live his life in the nude and they're okay with that. And then he goes on a journey, learns things about himself, and comes home with a new outlook on life and a new suit. Honestly if they do a sequel they should focus more on that aspect. Jeff has a hairbrush conundrum, and beeks dresses up for the sci fi convention. Got an idea for something we should watch? Do you have a question or a memory of watching one of these movies way back when? We want to hear about it! Send us an email at hey (at) indoorrecess dot club! The List Where to watch Wolfy the Incredible Secret The English edition of LouLou, the French children's book Quantum Leap Sliders Earth: Final Conflict Andromeda Babylon 5 BeastMaster The Outer Limits (1995) Dark Shadows (1991) The Other Gene Roddenberry Show Farscape Stargate SG-1 Battlestar Galactica (1978)  

You've been silently waiting and hoping that we'd watch another movie with teens. Well podcast listener, today is your lucky day! Unfortunately this movie is does not have dinosaurs or drama, but it does have plenty of... bug eating? NOTE: If you're really hankerin' for teen drama talk, maybe you'll enjoy the last ten minutes? The List Where to watch The Archies in JugMan It's also available on Youtube Where to watch Encino Man Where to watch EuroTrip ...I actually have not seen EuroTrip in a while and I feel like I'm seconds away from becoming this tweet. Sugar (doot doot doo doo DO doo) awwww honey honey The first arc of the revamped Archie comics was really phenomenal

BUGS! Did you know there are these strange creatures called bugs living all around us? In our lawns, in our air, and possibly even IN OUR HOUSE? I'm as shocked as you are. Please don't despair, we found this documentary all about this important new discovery. Jeff becomes and diet guru, and beeks goes to the land down under: San Antonio. The List Dot and Keeto is available on Youtube, but BE WARNED: If looking at bugs makes you feel squirmy, this movie is CHOCKABLOCK WITH REAL UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL FOOTAGE OF BUGS! No one.... CARES... about meeeee Kangaroo feet Baby it's the Beetle Ball!  

A movie about everyone's favorite wax sticks and what they do when we're asleep. Jeff takes a chorizo break, and Beeks implores you to bring back a vampire cartoon. The List Where to watch The Hero of Color City Melted Crayon Art How to take perfectly good crayons and ruin them Mina and the Count was a good show, dang it! It only got six episodes but deserved more.  

And lo, when they went back to the tomb they found that Jesus' body had vanished, but his favorite MP3 player of choice (he's old school like that) was still paused on Indoor Recess! Jeff is all out of sticks, and beeks commits an unforgivable sin. The List Where to watch The Littlest Angel's Easter Wikipedia article on Charles Tazewell The All-Time Best Selling Children's Books (as of 2001) Porno Hustlers of the Atari Age A great article about the Mystique line of porn games for the Atari 2600. One of the major players in the story is Noel Bloom, who later went on to form Family Home Entertainment. Real Life - Send Me An Angel TIX - Fallen Angel  

He was a boy, she was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious? He was a steampunk, she did ballet, what more can I say? Jeff explains Phantom Cinematic Universe, and beeks bets big on baguettes. The List Wikipedia link for Ballerina Leap on IMDB Where to watch Leap/Ballerina We keep making reference to the ending of An American Tail Y'ALL I GENUINELY HAVE NO IDEA HOW THEY DID THIS (skip to 4:26 if the timecode doesn't work) Carly Rae Jepsen - Cut to the Feeling Demi Lovato - Confident The Leap/Ballerina soundtrack playlist Tom Hanks - I Really Like You Barbara Pravi - Voilà

Say yes to saying no to drugs! You wouldn't want to let the Bushes down, would ya? Watch Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue on Youtube Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue on Entertainment Tonight. It was a big deal! A bunch of animators got together a few years ago to reanimate the Wonderful Ways to Say No segment

FINALLY this video gives us UNDENIABLE PROOF of a connection between the WHITE HOUSE and EXTRATERRESTRIAL LIFE! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!! Jeff sends his tastebuds to outer space, and beeks goes to the moon to fight the final boss. The List Watch My Uncle the Alien on Youtube My Uncle the Alien on IMDB From what I can tell, large chunks of this movie were filmed at the Movieland Wax Museum

It's the most wonderful time of the year: the Indoor Recess Birthday Anniversary episode! Join us as we talk about the time Christopher Columbus fought a bunch of bees and discovered the tropical paradise of New York. Jeff swabs his schnoz, and beeks is stuck in line at Epcot. Got an idea for something we should watch? Do you have a question or a memory of watching one of these movies way back when? We want to hear about it! Send us an email at hey (at) indoorrecess dot club! The List Where to watch The Magic Voyage Also available on Youtube The Magic Voyage on IMDB The Magic Voyage on Wikipedia If you're curious why Jeff keeps singing Whatever It Takes... Ben and Me, a very similar Disney cartoon starring Ben Franklin and a mouse named Amos The Fantastic Voyage is a movie where someone get shrunk all teeny tiny Magic Journeys was a early 80s Epcot attraction with folksy prog rock vibes Hooray for Hollywood played on a Wurlitzer organ    

Ratazoinks! Fifty episodes already?? To celebrate, we watch one of the less obscure obscure kids movies. Jeff drowns in spam calls and Beeks goes walkin' in a winter wonderland. Got an idea for something we should watch? Do you have a question or a memory of watching one of these movies way back when? We want to hear about it! Send us an email at hey (at) indoorrecess dot club! The List Watch Ratatoing on Youtube Ratatoing on DVD, I know you want it Ratatoing, but every time something stupid happens, it gets faster  Ratatoing but it's every time Greg says Precisely

AKA Artic Adventure: On Frozen Pond, FKA Frog Kingdom 2: Sub Zero Mission, FKA Oh no FKA Not Again Jeff forwards us all hilarious chain emails, and beeks keeps us updated on 84 year old newspaper comics. Got an idea for something we should watch? Do you have a question or a memory of watching one of these movies way back when? We want to hear about it! Send us an email at hey (at) indoorrecess dot club! The List Where to watch Frog Kingdom 2 The Phantom - SLAM EVIL! Mary Worth Our original Frog Kingdom episode

Can a movie have too many jokes? We're about to find out!  Jeff becomes a official meme expert, and Beeks wishes an old man seal would just get eaten by a damn shark already. Got an idea for something we should watch? Do you have a question or a memory of watching one of these movies way back when? We want to hear about it! Send us an email at hey (at) indoorrecess dot club! The List Where to watch Seal Team (hint: it's a Netflix exclusive) Chiptune version of Kiss From a Rose provided by Fearofdark on Youtube The original music video of Kiss from a Rose is my favorite type of music video: the ones intercut with scenes from a movie. Speaking of music videos... The Survivor reaction gif in question  

It's 2022, and we've got a passion for fashion! Okay, not really. But we do have a passion for watching toy tie-in movies! Jeff gets plays Name That Bestie, and Beeks goes to get more quarters for the Buzz Lounge. The List Watch My Scene Goes Hollywood on Youtube My Scene Goes Hollywood on IMDB My Scene Goes Hollywood on Wikipedia The My Scene Fan Wiki Teen Girl Squad! Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse is a series of shorts that are better than you'd expect If you don't understand the reference in Jeff's sign off, it's okay because I barely understand it myself Dance Dance Revolution songs mentioned in this episode (all complete bangers): Break Down! Speed Over Beethoven 321 Stars Sexy Planet Cow Girl Sana Morette ne Ente Jet World Can't Stop Fallin' In Love (Speed Mix) Paranoia Max 300  

Happy (day after) Christmas! Don't take down the lights and the tree yet, we're here you give you one last holiday hurrah! Jeff monologues about eggnog in the prologue, and Beeks starts a bulldog dialogue. Got an idea for something we should watch? Do you have a question or a memory of watching one of these movies way back when? We want to hear about it! Send us an email at hey (at) indoorrecess dot club! The List Where to watch A Christmas Carol Also available on Youtube Thirsty for more Christmas Carol? You could watch Mickey's Christmas Carol Or Scrooge, the 1970 musical OR, a ten hour audiobook of the Charles Dickens story, read by none other than TIM CURRY!

Deck the halls and heat up the figgy pudding (or cool down the figgy pudding? I have no idea how figgy pudding is prepared), it's time for Indoor Recess' Cool Yule! And we've got orphans by the barrelful! Join us, won't you? Jeff sits on Spoiler Claus' lap, and Beeks gets the coveted position of first chair bass clarinet. Got an idea for something we should watch? Do you have a question or a memory of watching one of these movies way back when? We want to hear about it! Send us an email at hey (at) indoorrecess dot club! The List Watch The Christmas Tree on Youtube The coming about living/working in North Korea is Pyongyang: A Journey in North Korea by Guy Delisle Pee Wee's Playhouse Christmas Special is an infinitely better made-for-TV Christmas special  

NOTE: The Furbies of Furby Island cursed the audio quality of this episode because they feared their island paradise being exposed. We're sorry! In 2007 Hasbro released the first Transformers movie. Two years earlier, Hasbro made a made-for-TV Furby movie. The disparity in quality is... well, see for yourselves! Beeks invites a special guest to the pod, Jeff goes to live in a tin can. Got an idea for something we should watch? Do you have a question or a memory of watching one of these movies way back when? We want to hear about it! Send us an email at hey (at) indoorrecess dot club! The List Watch Furby Island on Dailymotion A CBC news segment from 1998 about the must-have toy of the season: Furby!

People on the internet will often tell you to go touch grass, so we did. Then we turned right around and went back inside to record a podcast! Jeff is hesitant to visit Mud Mountain, and Beeks talks fish crimes. Got an idea for something we should watch? Do you have a question or a memory of watching one of these movies way back when? We want to hear about it! Send us an email at hey (at) indoorrecess dot club! The List Where to watch Slappy and the Stinkers The Dragon Behind the Glass is a good book Credit the seal, damn it! The Death of Flash means my favorite advergame, Nothing's Gonna Stop Me Now, is no more. But you can still relive it on Youtube if you need more Bronson Pinchot in your life Perfect Strangers: Meh show, amazing theme song Old friends and new friends!

Happy Halloween! We bring an end to Fright Nights '21 with a movie from across the pond.  Jeff invokes another witchy school, and Beeks gets schooled on witches. Got an idea for something we should watch? Do you have a question or a memory of watching one of these movies way back when? We want to hear about it! Send us an email at hey (at) indoorrecess dot club! The List Movie is entirely available on Youtube Dune is good You know what else is good? Dune! You've already seen this scene from The Worst Witch, you might as well see it again Outro music by ntripod

DATELINE: HOLIDAY HILL FARMS -- Scandal rocked the world of the Jackolympics today when one of the  ̶a̶t̶h̶l̶e̶t̶e̶s̶ Jackthletes has tested positive for squareoids (like steroids, but square). More info to come. Beeks pines for the fjords, and Jeff gets biblical. Got an idea for something we should watch? Do you have a question or a memory of watching one of these movies way back when? We want to hear about it! Send us an email at hey (at) indoorrecess dot club! The List Where to watch Spookley the Square Pumpkin Good news, patrons of the arts: There's a Spookley musical. Spookley Sez: Only YOU can prevent bullying! The 'new girl' commercial we're referring to at the end of the episode. Please enjoy the time capsule of mid-00s fashion.

I don't mean to alarm you but IT'S OCTOBER, the spookiest month of the year, and that means it's time for INDOOR RECESS: FRIGHT NIGHTS! Our month-long journey into kid-friendly horror begins with Spookiz: The Movie. A chilling tale of vampires, grade point averages, and shoddy phone screens. Got an idea for something we should watch? Do you have a question or a memory of watching one of these movies way back when? We want to hear about it! Send us an email at hey (at) indoorrecess dot club! The List Watch Spookiz: The Movie on Youtube The Spookiz Youtube channel, with more spooky shorts  

Have you heard the Goob news? It's another listener request episode!  Jeff angers a nation with poutine takes, and Beeks shills hard for the the Quaker. Got an idea for something we should watch? Do you have a question or a memory of watching one of these movies way back when? We want to hear about it! Send us an email at hey (at) indoorrecess dot club! The List Where to watch Gooby (hint: nowhere) Watch Gooby on Youtube

Privyet, me hearties! It's another movie about pirates! We sail the seven seas looking for treasure, but learn the real treasure was the interesting animation choices we made along the way. Jeff stumbles upon another Geriatric Jam, Beeks learns a thing or two about flag code. Got an idea for something we should watch? Do you have a question or a memory of watching one of these movies way back when? We want to hear about it! Send us an email at hey (at) indoorrecess dot com! The List Where to watch Return to Treasure Island Also available on Youtube Also also available on Youtube in the original Russian, albeit in several small chunks  

It's a time for birthday wishes and bending rules! A time for snobby princesses, fraught productions, and potentially problematic characters! But above all else, a time for some good-ass animation. Jeff drifts with Out of State Grandpa, and Beeks just wants everyone to chew with their mouths closed, oh god please. Got an idea for something we should watch? Do you have a question or a memory of watching one of these movies way back when? We want to hear about it! Send us an email at hey (at) indoorrecess dot com! The List Where to watch Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland Or you can watch the entire movie for free on the official TMS Youtube channel! You can read the original Little Nemo comic strips on GoComics, or The Internet Archive, or The Comic Strip Library. Just know going in that these comics are from the early 1900s and spotted with shitty racist caricatures. Looking at you, Little Imp.  The Little Nemo pilots from the decade-long production of Adventures in Slumberland are genuinely amazing to look at

Laissez les bon temps rouler? More like Laissez les bon temps... Labou-ler! Jeff recalls the mayor, and Beeks meets Bort Sportly. Got an idea for something we should watch? Do you have a question or a memory of watching one of these movies way back when? We want to hear about it! Send us an email at hey (at) indoorrecess dot com! The List Where to watch Labou Ending theme is Softly as in a Morning Sunrise by the Ellis Marsalis Trio Drew Struzan, artist behind the Labou movie poster,  probably drew another movie poster you like

We've had it with these motherfucking planes and their motherfucking brains. Jeff gives the gift of Jafar Thoughts, and Beeks flees to the giant space Buc-ee's. Got an idea for something we should watch? Do you have a question or a memory of watching one of these movies way back when? We want to hear about it! Send us an email at hey (at) indoorrecess dot com! The List Where to watch Planes With Brains 2 Some godforsaken soul also put PwB2 on Youtube. You're welcome?

Summer's here, and it's finally safe-ish to go outside and enjoy life, right? THINK AGAIN. It turns out, 2/3rd of the Earth is covered in humanity's oldest foe: WATER. We here at Indoor Recess would like to take this opportunity to teach you how to settle the score against this soggy menace. Jeff reveals he comes from a dying planet, and Beeks is very sore owwww please have mercy if you don't like this episode. NOTE: Skip to 16:38 if you don't want to hear about surgery talk (nothing super gross, but still) or pet talk (bummer). Got an idea for something we should watch? Do you have a question or a memory of watching one of these movies way back when? We want to hear about it! Send us an email at hey (at) indoorrecess dot com! The List Safe Passage, courtesy of the US Army Corp of Engineers' Water Safety YouTube channel PleaseWearIt.com The official Safe Passage activity sheet! Who needs lakeside fun when you have a word search? Break music provided by The Surfrajettes and their swingin' surf rock cover of Toxic. Zammi The best cat in podcasting 2008-2021

Is Star Kid better, on par, or worse than the Super Bowl? You be the judge! Jeff fondly remembers robodicks, and Beeks does NOT want to be cloned. Got an idea for something we should watch? Do you have a question or a memory of watching one of these movies way back when? We want to hear about it! Send us an email at hey (at) indoorrecess dot com! The List Where to watch Star Kid (hint: pretty much everywhere) You can also watch Super Bowl XXXII in its entirety on YouTube, in case you missed it Sweet guitar sounds ripped from Um Jammer Lammy

Today on FastFoodCast, we chat it up about the menus of yesteryear! Come with us on a journey about satisfries, meal deals... oh and I guess we also watch a movie about foxes? Jeff teaches us a thing or two about squares, and Beeks has thoughts on stand-up.  Got an idea for something we should watch? Do you have a question or a memory of watching one of these movies way back when? We want to hear about it! Send us an email at hey (at) indoorrecess dot com! The List Watch The Little Fox on the Internet Archive Or watch it on Youtube The Internet Archive also has a copy of the Hungarian version with English subtitles BONUS: Vuk stamps, issued in Hungary in 1982!  

Who-dini? Houdini! Where-dini? New York City! How-dini? Uh... tesla coils? And a robot? And the Statue of Liberty? The Amazing Jeffrey goes to wizarding school, and The Middling-At-Best Beeks talks cathode ray tubes. Got an idea for something we should watch? Do you have a question or a memory of watching one of these movies way back when? We want to hear about it! Send us an email at hey (at) indoorrecess dot com!  The List Where to watch Houdini (which is also called Little Houdini sometimes I guess?) The Masked Magician is going to walk us through how to do one of those splitting box tricks. Watch Cédric Babouche, director of Houdini, paint a page of his comic Le Chant du Cygne. Cédric also has an adventure game coming out soon on Steam, should you be interested  

This week we're globetrotting with a movie from Indonesia! And we learn a universal truth: dog movies end the same way, no matter where they're made! Jeff appeals to the meemaw demographic, and Beeks gets lost in New York. Got an idea for something we should watch? Do you have a question or a memory of watching one of these movies way back when? We want to hear about it! Send us an email at hey (at) indoorrecess dot com!  The List Where to watch June & Kopi June and Kopi have an Instagram! A brief chat with the cast of June & Kopi (in Indonesian, but you can try your luck with Youtube's auto generated subtitles)  

A unicorn adventure! This movie is exactly what the name says on the tin, right? Oh, dear listener. My sweet, sweet listener. I don't know anymore. I JUST DON'T KNOW. Jeff has his own long-running PBS show about home improvement, and Beeks joins the Gfamily. Got an idea for something we should watch? Do you have a question or a memory of watching one of these movies way back when? We want to hear about it! Send us an email at hey (at) indoorrecess dot com!  The List Where to watch A Unicorn Adventure  

Set your AIM status to 'away' and tell your mom not to make any phone calls for a while, we've got internet cartoons to watch!

This week's episode: real problems for real teenz! Developing feelings for the person behind you in Chemistry! Hair where there wasn't hair before! Outrunning velociraptors! Jeff has no choice but to stan Chicken Girls, and Beeks learns a thing or two about looloos. Got an idea for something we should watch? Do you have a question or a memory of watching one of these movies way back when? We want to hear about it! Send us an email at hey (at) indoorrecess dot com!  The List Dinosaur Island on Youtube ...but why watch Dinosaur Island when you could watch THE TRIBE?  

We've made it! One whole year! In the future, historians will refer to 2020 as "the year Indoor Recess began, otherwise a fairly uneventful year without incident". Jeff gets eaten by a horse, and Beeks checks in on comrade Lolo. Got an idea for something we should watch? Do you have a question or a memory of watching one of these movies way back when? We want to hear about it! Send us an email at hey (at) indoorrecess dot com!  The List Where to watch The Adventures of Scamper the Penguin The Adventures of Lolo the Penguin (subtitled)

Cheese pizza, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Cheese-Peet-za: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Cheese. Peet. Za.Jeff finds his new favorite Twitch streamer, and Beeks leaves the podcast to become a Morris Brothers groupie.Got an idea for something we should watch? Do you have a question or a memory of watching one of these movies way back when? We want to hear about it! Send us an email at hey (at) indoorrecess dot com! The ListWatch Chuck E. Cheese in the Galaxy 5000Chuck says PoggersPasqually's Pizza is Actually Chuck E. CheeseThe Rockafire Explosion >>>>>>> Munch's Make Believe BandThe Morris Brothers, a couple of local Never Ending Radical Dudes.

Friends, Ozzers, Steamers, lend me your ears! I come not to bury Steam Engines of Oz, but to... uh, well, actually...Jeff fills up on IKEA breakfast, and Beeks picks the wrong grail and turns into a spooky dust skeleton.Got an idea for something we should watch? Do you have a question or a memory of watching one of these movies way back when? We want to hear about it! Send us an email at hey (at) indoorrecess dot com! The ListWhere to watch The Steam Engines of OzInterested in the Steam Engines of Oz graphic novel? Find your local comic shop and support them!

A wolf cannot make this journey alone, but maybe a poodle can. Awoooooo!Jeff jacks in to the virtual world, and Beeks has a Shrek down there.Got an idea for something we should watch? Do you have a question or a memory of watching one of these movies way back when? We want to hear about it! Send us an email at hey (at) indoorrecess dot com! The ListWhere to watch 100% Wolf

Who watched this movie and has a heart of ice, and who got the warm fuzzies? I'll never tell!Jeff puts on boredhop beats to relax/study to, and Beeks discusses prequel foods.Got an idea for something we should watch? Do you have a question or a memory of watching one of these movies way back when? We want to hear about it! Send us an email at hey (at) indoorrecess dot com! The ListWatch The Little Polar Bear on The Internet ArchiveWhere else to watch The Little Polar Bear

Okay, look. I dare YOU to say 'nut' several times a minute without turning to a giggling middle schooler.Jeff is lost in his own personal tooth hell, and Beeks has beef with Kief.Got an idea for something we should watch? Do you have a question or a memory of watching one of these movies way back when? Go to hey (at) indoorrecess dot com! The ListWatch The Nutcracker Prince on YoutubeChiptune version of The Nutcracker Suite by Raxlen SliceChiptune version of Auld Lang Syne by Bulby

Moo-erry Cowsmas and a Happy Heifer-days! It's time to gather 'round the fire and enjoy Jeefs N' Beeks Cool Yule! Today's episode is about an ungulate who wishes she was another kind of ungulate! Fun stuff! If I use enough exclamation marks, hopefully you won't notice the audio issues in this episode!!!!!!!!!Jeff joins the Black Parade, and Beeks pines for a karaoke/soda shoppe.Got an idea for something we should watch? Do you have a question or a memory of watching one of these movies way back when? Go to hey (at) indoorrecess dot com! The ListChiptune cover of Last Christmas by MortistarAnnabelle's Wish is on Youtube, if you don't mind a slightly incorrect aspect ratio

They're baack!This week we've enlisted in Dino Patrol. The 10 weeks of boot camp were hell, but when you put on your official DP ascot for the first time, you know it was all worth it. Jeff hopes you know he packs a chainsaw (WHAAAT), and Beeks falls into a hole. And then another hole. And then another hole.Got an idea for something we should watch? Want to send us a question? Go to hey (at) indoorrecess dot com! The ListThe opening of Kyouryuu Tankentai Born FreeWhat do you get the Indoor Recess fan that has everything? Why, this $300 model of the Born Free, of course!

Our last movie featuring a frog was a bit of a dud... but surely Ribbit will be better, right?Jeff becomes a legend like a cruel angel's thesis, and Beeks expresses concerns regarding frog and squirrel relations.The ListWhere to watch RibbitThe whole movie is also available on YoutubeSo is the official music video for the song that plays over the creditsWant to ask us a question? Did you see a movie on your favorite streaming service that looked perfect for the podcast? Email us at hey at indoorrecess dot club!

Like a horror movie with a jump scare in an after-the-credits scene, Fight Nights has one last trick up its sleeve!Beeks gets front-row tickets to the pants dance, while Jeff meets some little hos.Where to watch Little GhostOr you can watch the whole movie on YoutubeShoot us an email! We're hey at indoorrecess dot club!

And with strange aeons even total jagoffs can get their own kids movie, am I right? Jeff takes us to Miskatonic University to school us on all things Lovecraftian. Beeks does something... I dunno, indescribable and sanity-eroding? The ListWhere to watch Howard Lovecraft and the Frozen KingdomAs mentioned in the podcast, here's a big Spotify playlist of H.P. Lovecraft audiobooks if you want to dip a toe into Lovecraftian Horror.

We kick off Indoor Recess Fright Nights with a truly terrifying movie about... undead friendship triangles? And hippes? Beeks becomes a professional pirate, while Jeff raises concerns about pendant placement. The ListWhere to watch Daddy, I'm a ZombieLooking for some good music this spooky season? Why not jam out to the haunted surf rock stylings of Los Tiki Phantoms, the group that did the music for the credits.

Oh my stars and garters! A new episode? So soon?   Join us on this bite-sized podcast as we reexamine The List. No new movie in this episode, no recap, no MVPs, just us and a whiteboard. The New List!

EVERYONE! EVERYONE COME QUICK! I HAVE GREAT NEWS!HORNY. GRANDMA. IS. BACK!Jeff turns another year older, (another year wiser to be determined). Beeks angers the entire Swan Princess fandom (all six of them).The ListDid you know you can buy Swan Princess masks from the official Swan Princess online store? Well good news, you can. BONUS: Let's hear it for the boys

 THE VERSION CHILDREN LOVE!Surely they can't put that on the cover unless it's true... right?Jeff becomes a certified Pinocchio expert, and Beeks makes plans to move to Dunceland.The ListYou can watch the whole thing on Youtube if you want

 Worm, baby, worm!Jeff examines his zipper, while Beeks goes to where only the toughest of the tough hang out... the Hard Rock Cafe. The List The amazing break music is by Sen-pi The whole movie is available on YouTube! BONUS: Casper Høg, one of the character animators for Disco Worms, has some amazing concept art for the movie on his blog! If you can understand Danish (and even if you can't, it's pretty visual) there is a two part behind the scenes of Disco Worms on Youtube!Part OnePart Two

 Live action! Puppets! Bad accents! The Mike's Sister Defense Force! This one has it all, folks.Jeff gathers his little raviolis, while Beeks plays name that tune.The ListBONUS: If you grew up in the 90s watching MonsterVision, you will be thrilled to learn that a MonsterVision screening of Pet Shop is available on Youtube, complete with Joe Bob Briggs! Also, please enjoy this brief making of Pet Shop feature from the folks at Moonbeam! (Starts at 1:33, ends at 7:33). There's some really interesting stuff in here about the design choices of Cactus Flats and the pet puppeteers. 

Planes. Brains. Since man first picked up a pointy stick, he has been at war with the very tools he creates. ARE these creatures merely planes with brains, or are they rather brains with planes? Carl Jung hypothesizes that at the moment of birth every individual, be them man or plane, has a unique sense of the Self, and we dive into this episo-- okay, no, we bullshit for about an hour about what a trainwreck (planewreck?) of a movie this is.Jeff breaks the sound barrier, while Beeks is Playing with the Boys.The List BONUS: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Vroomer R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn