Late To The Table

Sorry for the late upload! Turns out that's what happens when you and your cohost WATCH DIFFERENT GODDAMN MOVIES ON YOUR MOVIE PODCAST. Jesus. Does 1964's Fistful of Dollars hold up in 2025?

I was going to name this episode Sonic the Hedgehog feet pics but I was worried that we'd crash the internet with all of the fervent googling. Also apparently we named an episode Na'vi Feet Pics once. Jesus. What kind of show is this? Does Alien Vs. Predator hold up? Find out citizens of knothole village!

Ho ho ho! Two dummies watch an early Christopher Nolan film. Does it hold up? That's Sir Christopher Nolan to you, you wretched animal!

OH snap it's Late To The Table! They're watching a children's movie from 10 years ago! What a wild change of pace. Does it hold up in 2025? Maybe!? Find out?

Two idiots put on their tightest, blackest t-shirts and check out 1994's The Crow. Does it hold up to some losers who have never played electric guitar on a rooftop, or is as crummy as a pawn shop owner? FIND OUT MORTALS.

Two podcast hosts discover a dark secret about each other. They've both seen the movie Twilight. BUT DOES IT HOLD UP IN 2025? Find out glitter babies!

Two New England men slowly descend into madness while watching the 2019 film, The Lighthous

Then guys kick off a new era of Late to the Table by doing the same old shit…watching Fast and the Furious movies while sleep deprived.   

The boys look back on the year that was and celebrate 400 goddamn episodes. .

For their last film of the year, the gang check up on the harrowing 2023 holocaust film, The Zone of Interest. Fun, right? A real barrel of laughs to close out the year.

SEMI-RECENT-CRITICALLY-ACCLAIMED-MOVIES-MONTH-TIME CONTINUES! Does the 2023 Kaiju film Godzilla Minus One hold up or is it a nuclear heat blast right in the butt? FIND OUT G-CELLS!

IT'S SEMI-RECENT-CRITICALLY-ACCLAIMED-MOVIES-MONTH-TIME! Does the 2017 Greta Gerwig film hold up in 2024? Should we all call our moms? FIND OUT NOW.

My hand is a flower that blooms words into being on this google doc in which I write episode descriptions. Does the 1989 Studio Ghibli film hold up in the cold harsh reality of 2024 or is Miyazaki going to door dash some ice cream to cry into later? FIND OUT WITCHES.

Two bros check in on a movie about a lotta birds. Does the 1963 Alfred Hitchcock movie hold up in 2024? Or is it just a font of avian shame? FIND OUT ORNITHOLOGISTS!

The accidental amazonian horror movie month concludes! Does 1954's Creature From The Black Lagoon hold up 70 goddamn years later? Does the gillman have abs? Can you be so sexy a fish wants to bang you? All this and more will be answered on another exciting episode of Late To The Table!  

OOOoooooooowwoooohhhh. It's October and you know what that means! Time for some tangentially scary movies! What's scarier than Anaconda? Probably Jon Voight's political views. BUT DOES IT HOLD UP? Let's find out infant!

Get up and get down! Late to the Table's in town!!! Stealing from your 401k and roth IRA. Sorry, so sorry. We watched A Few Good Men? Does Rob Reiner's 1992 courtroom drama penned by Aaron Sorokin hold up in 2024? How ‘bout that Thomas Cruise? Jackalope Nicholson? FIND OUT.

Psst. Right behind you. Don't look! Don't even breathe! It's it's…ANOTHER EPISODE OF LATE TO THE TABLE. Aw man! Does My Cousin Vinny hold up in 2024? Does Marisa Tomei deserve the oscar she got for it? Have you ever noticed how close the wood oscar is to nascar? VROOM VROOM BABY! FIND OUT IF IT HOLDS UP!

Aw aw aw shiiiit!  The boys are back again watching Joe Cornish's 2011 cult classic Attack The Block. This cult classic was produced by Edgar Wright, one of Quentin Tarantino's top films of 2011, AND helped launch the careers of John Boyega and Jodie Whittaker. BUT DOES IT HOLD UP IN 2024?! Find out bruv!

The guys catch Olympic fever! Also known as the East German slow clap! Also known as the dirty Seine! Does the 1993 bobsled family comedy hold up in 2024? Go for the gold and find out!

The boys check in on the early aughts meme machine, The Road To El Dorado. Does this forgotten gem hold up in 2024 or is a false god? FIND OUT AT SOME POINT IF YOU LISTEN TO THE SHOW, WHICH WOULD BE GREAT, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO.

Rich has a few too many as the guys check out the 2004 epic, Troy. Does it hold up twenty years later? Will the guys ever stop naming episodes after penis stuff? ONLY TIME WILL TELL.  

Hey hey hey. Two shallow people continue their deep dive into “modern” era Pixar films. Does the pandemic era Soul hold up in 2024? Find out baby! 

Mike and Rich become the boys of Italian summer! Does this gentle covid era film hold up to two jaded assholes in 2024? Find out you little sea monsters.

Mike and Rich indulge their inner nerd and check out the epic 2005 fantasy, The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe. Will it hold up for two hardened nerds in the year of our lion lord 2024? Find out in christian heaven, it's full of beavers!

What do you get when you mix Terry Gillam, Bruce Willis, and a whole bunch of mid 90s sensibilities? Probably 12 Monkeys, it seems likely you get 12 Monkeys. BUT DOES IT HOLD UP IN 2024? THAT my dear children is the question that will decide the fate of all, for the time will soon come when Hobbits/Monkeys decide the fate of us all.

Once more into the breach! Once more we valiantly watch a movie from 1974 that no one asked us to. Because you don't need to ask heroes, just close your eyes and we will be there. We'll be there. Does Death Wish hold up? Blah blah Charles Bronson blah blah. I‘m hungry…I could go for a Death Wish deathwich.  

Yo yo yo yo yo yo. Yo. Late To The Table! Back again! Does Hackers hold up? Probably not. Do we lose the last 10 mins of the episode and have to cobble together an audio jigsaw puzzle? Maybe. Let's get into it!

The guys honor a listener request and watch the Tom Hardy movie Bronson. Does this 2008 Nicholas Winding Refn movie hold up in 2024? Get naked and find out!

The gang accidentally continues 90s-Teen-Sex-Comedy-Month multiple years too late. Whoops. Does She's All That hold up? Can we take off its glasses and see a beautiful 90s teen comedy? FIND OUT BABEZ.

Guess who's back? Back again?! LTTT Back! Tell a friend! I created a monster, “cause everybody wants to see classic movies! Does the 2017 Oscar darling Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri hold up in 2024? Or have seven years made it too long in the tooth? Find out you infant.

It's that time of year. The time where a young man's fancy turns to dolphin kidnapping. Does Jim Carrey's iconic 1994 comedy hold up 30 years later? Let's find out. How wild can it be?

Yo yo yo yo yo. We're back again babies! The gang watches John Carpenter's cult classic Escape From New York. Does this 1981 movie that takes place in 1997 hold up in 2024? Find out! Now!

Love is in the air! So are ghosts? Man I don't know what we're up to this month. Does Richard Linklater's 1995 postmodern love story hold up in 2024? Wander the stress of Vienna with us to FIND OUT.

We're back baby! 2024! Ghost! 5 Academy Award nominations, the highest grossing movie of 1990! Does it hold up in 2023? Or did our horny moms just love P. Swaz? Find out baby!

The guys look back fondly(?) on the year that was, listing their top and bottom 5 movies of the year.

WE GOIN' BACK TODAY FOLKS! Back to the 1900s when beasts were apes and women were apparently objects. Does the seminal 1933 film hold up to the sensibilities of two modern dorks or is it just choking a thick snake? FIND OUT OR DON'T.

AAWWWWW yea! Roger Deakin movie month baby! Is the 2019 film 1917 a 10/10 or just a bunch of trench rot? FIND OUT NOW.

Hey. Hey. Stick with us. My mic is slightly better this week, just get past the intro! New mic will be on the way soon. Just pretend it's a transmission across an apocalyptic wasteland. Yeah. Yeah. Seems better now, don't it?  Does the 2015 Denis Villeneuve film hold up? Or are we all just staring into the abyss of the desert of the real? Shit. Find out I guess?

Hiya hoya Heya! Sorry about the audio quality. Apparently my mic went to the hell dimension along with the Event Horizon. Does the 1997 sci-fi horror film hold up? Let's get into it!

The Spooktacular concludes! Does the 2019 Stephen King adaptation Dr. Sleep hold up? Do we ever find the brown sound? Can racism help you get away with murder? GET INTO MY CHILDREN. Don't make me huff Grandpa!

Spooooktacular Spookkkkkktober returns! Spookily! Does 1993's Leprechaun hold up 30 years later? Almost definitely, right?!

The boys check in on 1995's Tommy Boy. Does the mid 90s classic hold up? Does your face hold up?! Oh shit. Got you. Served. You got served. *slides across the floor on his forehead*

My goddamn i key is broken on my keyboard. Do you have any idea how trying it is to type Mission: Impossible with a broken i key? Does Brian de Palma and Tom Cruise's 1996 hold up in 2023? I mean it started one of the biggest franchises of all time, so probably? LET. FIND. OUT.

Sorry for the late upload! I apparently forgot to hit "publish" and got distracted by Hard Knocks. What will that Aaron Rodgers do next?!  Guess who's back again baby? The Late to the Table boys are in the house! We out here! Watching movies! From 1996! Does Twister hold up or are we just entering the suck zone? Find out now!  

Welcome my infants welcome to your third favorite podcast. Does Christopher Nolan's 2017 WWII opus hold up in 2023 or is it just dumb-Kirk? Find out now!

Yo yo yo! America's two most disgraced podcasters check in on 1990's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to see if it holds up. Does it? Or are we just cynically reaching for them synergy dollars? FIND OUT MY LOVE. 

Ohhhh yeah. The summer is upon us! Let's celebrate with the cool beachy flick Midsommar! Wait..what? They what? Huh. Ok. Does Midsommar hold up in 2023 or is it Florence Pugh? (pronounced Florence P.U…jokes are best when you have to write them out.)

For episode 360 the guys go all the way back to the beginning of the show and revisit the first episode. How does Mad Max hold up upon repeat viewings? It can't be worse right? Luckily our friend George from Late To The Table Top is here to help us figure it out! Get into it you infants!

Happy Pride babies! The gang check out the best picture of 2017. Doe it hold up to two dinguses in 2023? Find out!

Hello all you beautiful people out there in podcast world. We watched Smokey and the Bandit, the second most successful film of 1977. Does it hold up? It's not suppose to…but…but..COULD IT?