Not Here To Help

Eamon is a gentleman. Maybe too much of a gentleman. Jess gets called back to work and Petey Pabs is left alone to discover why the snow in Texas is fake. But also, who's death would be bigger, Tiger if he RIP'd or Kobe's RIP in 2020? Let's talk about it!

Pabs obsesses over Bert and Ernie memes, Jess deletes social media, and Eamon defends the dignity and respect of Pittsburgh. Let's talk about it.

Pabs discovers that the #freebritney movement is real. Eamon discovers the wonders of weed ... or nightmares of weed? And Jess remains in Mexico stabbing lobsters. Let's talk about it!

Eamon has a new social media feud. Jess is living around aliens. And what exactly is a pyramid? Laugh with Petey Pabs so he stays alive and let's talk about it!

Turns out, Eamon is a BIG fan of corn. Do monkeys have rights? And what the hell is going on with Gamestop and WallStreeBets? Lets talk about it.

What would you do with 600 Billion dollars? Actually its 865 Million but who's counting. Let's talk about it.

What the hell is happening at the Capitol building in DC. And who gets to dictate which social media company is bad vs good? Fun fact: Eamon still hates Big Ben ... Lets talk about it!

How much is it to get a fast pass on the dating app "The League"? Who uses Outlook email for personal use? Do we arrest illegal aliens when they visit us from outer space? Lets talk about it.

Explicit content warning! Jess is back in Mexico, Eamon refuses to go outside while being banned from Twitter, and Petey Pabs learns about how hung horses are, and the damage they can inflict. Also, KFC or Bud Light gaming console? Let's talk about it!

HOLIDAY SPECIAL EPISODE!! Jess and Petey Pabs talk life. Just listen.

What happens when Eamon gets offered a certain service in the subway? How do you like your banana? And what exactly is Disney World doing photoshopping masks on guests? Lets talk about it.

What shoes is Eamon wearing? Are humans ready for aliens? What is Spotify Wrapped? Does NYC need a 3 dollar tax on packages? Let's talk about it.

What are we thankful for!? Eamon, Jess, and the city of NYC! And of course all of our listeners and supporters!!!

Who will take the COVID vaccine? Is it a hoax? Chappelle Show is back on Netflix, and who uses a kettle? Take a listen.

Eamon hates Jim Carrey. And Rudy Giuliani. But which one is an Anti Vaxxer? Trump has lost the election and Virgin is building a hyper loop. Let's talk about it!

Borat Subsequent Moviefilm, aka Borat 2, has been released and Eamon gives his take on the new film. We also talk about Rudolph William Louis Giuliani, aka Rudy Giuliani, and his role in the film which leads to Trump's words of NYC being dead. Again. Also, GO VOTE!

This episode gets a little gross. Matthew McConaughey's dad died during sex, pastor urinated on a passenger during a flight, and Jeffrey Toobin jerks off while on a zoom call. Listener beware, this episode is not rated G.

Consumer whores rejoice! The iPhone 12 is here! The book "Kissing the Corona Virus" is on sale! And the aliens are coming yet again!

Should Chris Christie wear such tight pants? What is a Coney Island Sandwich? Is a Hamburger a sandwich? And is a UFO considered an emergency vehicle? Let’s talk about it!

What a debate! If you can call it that. But Eamon learned plenty about Biden and Trump. Meanwhile Jess is back from Mexico and had quite the date. All of this while Petey Pabs remained Sober for a whole month. Yikes.

Rest In Peace Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg ... get some well earned rest. Meanwhile Jess and Eamon dispute Ellen DeGeneres and her questionable history ... Until Petey Pabs weighs in on the hypocrisy of cancel culture and double standards ... This episode gets heated so be prepared for a ride!

Is Artificial Intelligence going to kill us all? Will they even care about humans? Will Aliens save or kill us? Can you have sex while free falling? And whats up with Taco Bell and Red Lobster? Let's talk about it.

What's up with the gift shops at museums and memorials of tragic events? Is it selfish to celebrate your birthday if it happens to land on 9/11? Who is Travis Scott and why do people want to eat his McDonald's meal? And what happened to the Argentinian Rugby team after their plane crashed? Let's find out.

What is the Museum of Reclaimed Urban Space(MoRUS)? Will Eamon have a second date with Ms. North Carolina? Can Petey Pabs survive sober September? And how can people of NYC support local? Let's talk about it!

Technical difficulties GALORE. Eamon rages against his internet provider. Also, when is white/black/brown face ok? Is NYC dead forever? And will Kimberly ever solve Eamon's problem? Lets find out!

Does China watch your every move? Where does cancel culture draw the line? Is it ok for a restaurant to weigh you before you order? What is Love on the Spectrum? And is Alex Smith looking to break his leg again? Let's talk about it.

Should rich successful athletes be suffering from mental health issues? What exactly are Instagram Models doing for their "fame"? Should Biden have picked Kamala Harris aka K-Dawg for VP? Let's talk about it ...

Are the best leaders assholes? Is a Dentist a Doctor? Can a surgically installed penis urinate? Is cancel culture effective ... and is riding a bike better than the subway? Let's talk about.

Is the American healthcare system broken? And are aliens coming from the ocean with singing crabs? Jess tells us what a delfie is, Shaq has big feet, and Eamon loves Big Ben Roethlisberger ... Let's talk about it.

How much should you pay for socks? And is a blind date a thing anymore? Is Britney Spears OK? Is Kanye West OK? Just know, you are not yourself when you are hungry ... eat a Snickers.

Lets talk about why white people like Hamilton, why Kanye West needs to run for president, why RBG needs to survive until 200, and why condiments are the devil.