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    • Oct 28, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
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    Post 100: Fifty Shades Freed: We Tell You Our Addresses So You Can Sex Us

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2021 34:17


    The steamy Fifty Shades trilogy ends and we've learned nothing. 

    100TH EPISODE! Fifty Shades Freed: Hours and Hours of Moments

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2021 102:32


    Holy crap, billionaires. We did it. 100 episodes of the podcast. To celebrate, we finally finish the Fifty Shades series. We outlived Fifty Shades! And were more successful! Riffs include dick stickers, Bugs Bunny's indecent proposal, the impression bot, judo championship, the best way to end a book series, burning down buildings, get out of jail free cards, and dreams.  Thanks for 100 episodes everyone.

    Post 99: Bonfire of the Vanities: Steal Everything from Target

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2021 33:36


    I'll be honest, I don't remember what this one is about. I slept till basically 8pm today

    99: Bonfire of the Vanities-The Lost Episode of Page 69

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2021 72:39


    Wow, what an episode. The famous lost episode. We call it that because we almost gave up during recording three times. But we didn't cause it's great and so are we

    Post 98: Marley and Me: Folks, the Dog is Real

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2021 24:34


    Plus we learn about celebrities!

    98: Marley and Me: More Like Cujo and Me Lol

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2021 66:20


    Ben and CJ read Marley and Me! A book about a dog and some other crap, probably. This episode rules and we're back from a wedding, CJ's wedding, in fact! Also features one of our best opening bits ever. You'll love it!

    Post 97: Shutter Island: How to Kill a Goose

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2021 41:34


    You ever want to know how to kill a goose? This is the podcast for you

    97: Shutter Island: Hooters on Ice

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2021 69:40


    The billionaires read Shutter Island, the only book that ever became a movie! 

    Post 96: We Learn about Guinea Pigs! Like, we actually learn this time

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2021 40:19


    They're interesting little pigs! Yet they're not actually pigs??

    96: Guinea Pigs by Animal Planet: How to Raise a Guinea Pig (for food and pleasure)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2021 72:59


    It's a goofy book episode! We read the book they give children about how to raise guinea pigs. It's honestly a great time

    Post 95: Alex Cross by James Patterson: 700 Million Dollar Man

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2021 32:21


    I'm still baked, alright? I upload in batches. If I'm being honest? I'm higher than when I uploaded the Monday episode. But we learn a lot of fun stuff and fill in some informational holes.

    95: Alex Cross by James Patterson-Is this for Uncles or Moms or Grandmas?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2021 76:43


    I'm posting this very high and I'm too cooked to write the description but this is a great episode

    Post 94: The Soloist-George Lopez Never Would Have Let This Happen

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2021 34:43


    We learn about the Soloist! A book so good it doesn't even have a wikipedia page. Amazing stuff.

    94: The Soloist by Steve Lopez-About A Guy who Hates the Homeless

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2021 61:05


    We're back! With a more regular release schedule? Or do we just release on a cool Death Grips schedule? You'll find out! We read the Soloist! About a man who hates the homeless.

    Blast From the Past: Eat Pray Love by Elizabeth Gilbert

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2021 69:21


    Ben is sick! We couldn't record this week. But we can still y'all with a favorite episode. Check out one of our all time classic eps, Eat Pray  Love!

    Post 93: Lake Wobegon Days: Ok, he's cancelled. Everyone is cancelled.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2021 32:14


    I mean, of course

    93: Lake Wobegon Days by Garrison Keillor: The Best Literature We've Read on the Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2021 61:46


    No spoilers but this is a banger

    Post 69: Nicholas Sparks The Longest Ride: Cowboy Says What?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2021 36:05


    The billionaires learn more about the cowboy book by the romance guy

    92: The Longest Ride by Nicholas Sparks: Obama and A Futuristic Game Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2021 75:17


    Nicholas Sparks cowboy novel. Absolutely sick episode, folks. Really great stuff. Just listen. 

    POST 91: A Clear and Present Danger: Reagan is at it Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2021 41:09


    Ronald Wilson Reagan. Spies. Tom Clancy. Wikipedia. Get into it.

    91: A Clear and Present Danger-Tom Clancy: A Guy Who Sweats Gatorade

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2021 81:24


    This one is a great one. No spoilers. Just listen

    POST 90: My Life by Bill Clinton" An Autobiography is Just a Long Wikipedia Article

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2021 38:15


    We learn about Bill Clinton's life. And you'll be shocked at what we discover if you weren't born in the 90s.

    90: My Life by Bill Clinton: Every Thought Bill Clinton has Ever Had.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2021 83:43


    Ben and CJ read Bill Clinton's long ass autobiography! Simple country lawyers, yawn with us!, buckets of beers, old men in the locker room, red Slimer, and the Olympics

    POST 89: Kidnapped by Robert Louis Stevenson: The Reason Pirates Talk Funny

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2021 25:17


    Time for the internet! The billionaires get into wikipedia and learn about pirates and shit

    89: Kidnapped by Robert Louis Stevenson: Mike's Hard Molotov Cocktails

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2021 76:41


    CJ and Ben read a book by the author of Treasure Island and Dr Jekyl and Mr Hyde! It's a pirate adventure! We talk dangerous public pools, getting punched by a goon, the muppets trapped in an IKEA, Mike's Hard Molotov Cocktails, mall wars, drunken arguments, yo-yos aren't cool but they're not not cool, eskimo kiss of death, spitting sunflower seeds, and nobody likes tennis.

    POST 69: Oliver Twist: Big Dick Dickens

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2021 48:29


    Learning! Recorded early in the morning and the riffs are HOT! Get into it. Learn about Charles Dickens, who was English

    88: Oliver Twist by Dickens: Oliver Twist was the first Stewart Little

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2021 74:36


    The billionaires read Oliver Twist! By big dick Dickens. We talk redistributing height, JFK is Stewart Little, racism is hack, yogurt names we shouldn't try to pronounce, why do British people talk so funny?, Ketamine, big green, 7/11 water is full of teeth, and we consider truing crack.

    POST 69: Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter: Is Drew Carey the Cure for Depression?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2021 36:06


    87: Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter: Better than it has any right to be

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2021 74:40


    Ben and CJ read "Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter". It's surprising, in a positive way! We talk fast food eggs, perforated buttholes, chewing pennies, the alt-right fitness culture pipeline, how to write a screenplay, the people's history of the united states, UFO encounters, Elon Musk sucks, the gay agenda, diversity in advertising, punting squirrels, and will it float?

    POST 69: Why Do Men Have Nipples?: CJ's Adventures in Italy

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2021 40:55


    We learn! And more importantly, CJ tells good stories about a trip to Italy (the birthplace of yelling).

    86: Why Do Men Have Nipples? : Twitter for the Amish

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2021 77:15


    Ben and CJ read Why Do Men Have Nipples? It's basically fun fact tweets! We talk about how pig pen was the poor kid, voting for people who do good impressions, agoraphobes who like to fist fight, single guys hanging out at bus stops, Fred Flintstone gets therapy, that guy with long ass fingernails can't text, Ben gets acupuncture, CJ is scared of acupuncture, TikTokers who don't think Hellen Keller is real, CJ's disembodied and freezing cold arm, diarrhea bite stick, Reagan kills Droopy Dog, and peeing into bottles.  

    POST 69: King Lear: WW2 is why Italians are like that

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2021 50:50


    We get on our phones, not for jerkin it, but for learning! We learn about King Lear, just in time for Sparknotes season! Also we learn about cool ass fools and clowns.

    85: King Lear by Shakespeare: A Play About Ronald Reagan and The Devil

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2021 95:32


    CJ and Ben read King Lear by Shakespeare! Pretty good book, great episode We talk Epic Meal Time ruined bacon, the difference between improv and stand up, we turn the lights on in the room, time travel to save JFK, we talk to Tony the Chatty Real Estate Agent, Lexapro can be really good for you, Ronald Reagan hangs out with the devil, lots of music talk, then we finally talk about King Lear, Mel Gibson, and Cunt: Pig in the City

    POST 69: Busting Vegas-Learning How to Count Cards, Sort Of

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2021 53:39


    A follow up to the podcast episode from earlier in the week! You know how it works! We learn about Ben Mezrich, who is a pretty good author. He wrote that movie 21, basically!

    84: Busting Vegas: Using Math for Stealing

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2021 69:11


    Ben and CJ read "Busting Vegas" by Ben Mezrich! Stellar episode about gambling. Topic include dollar sign "S", Uncle Ben dunking on Spiderman, we're the brothers from Oceans 11, Yosemite's law of safe compression, a drag queen dressed as a nun named "Friend of Mary",  president Biden is banning menthol cigarettes, witchy girls smoking herbal splifs, Igor BuyAVowelOvitch, Emporer's New Groove, Jimmy John's hostage situation, and a sit in at a zoo. 

    POST 69: F*** Glenn Beck, we read about Duck Tales

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2021 48:35


    This is the duck episode. We were supposed to read about Glenn Beck but honestly he sucks, so we learn about Duck Tales. It's actually fascinating!

    83: Conform By Glenn Beck: Glenn Beck Sucks

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2021 91:22


    CJ and Ben read Glenn Beck's "Conform"! Glenn Beck has bad opinions, expressed badly. We talk a lot and learn very little. Ben can't do math! Nobody can! We talk Ponce De Leon, elitist democrats, homeschooling, we both storm off, bullying stories, fun with wheelchairs, Ben Franklin runs bit, P.O.D., and fuck that Louis! You love it

    POST 69: Dear John by Nicholas Sparks: Watch the Movie, Don't Read the Book

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2021 37:50


    The billionaires learn more about Nicholas Sparks red headed stepchild of a book! We outline the plot, so spoiler alert. Also Nicholas Sparks is a dang freak

    82: "Dear John" by Nicholas Sparks: A Lifetime Movie Written by an AR 15

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2021 87:46


    CJ and Ben read "Dear John" by Nicholas Sparks! It's a great episode! Nicholas Sparks might be very mentally ill, though. We talk about a lot of president stuff, what Ben loves about Schindler's List, CIA funded movies, where were the psychics on 9/10?, Juggalo book club, Yogi Bear and Boo Boo huff paint, Ben needs a vice, fav parts of college, poisoning crows, and a bucket of shrimp comes up a lot! You love it!

    POST 69: Bleachers by John Grisham: A Parrot Painted Black is Basically a Penguin

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2021 49:15


    The billionaires learn more about Bleachers by John Grisham! Wikipedia has all the answers, per usual. Turns out the legal guy wrote a football book!

    81: Bleachers by John Grisham: Sports Guy Has Dad Issues

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2021 84:57


    CJ and Ben read "Bleachers" by John Grisham, a book about a football player who goes to bury his coach. Written by the guy who usually does legal dramas! First time we saw weed, cheating in high school, CJ has to take his driver's test, don't talk to me till I've had my Oxy, Princess Diana playing Basketball, a fucked up radio show in a hardware store, giant real estate, and dog nut fingers

    POST 69: Fast Food Nation: Literally All of the Food is Poison

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2021 46:46


    The billionaires get down, dirty, and dives (Guy Fieri reference, LOOK IT UP) and learn even more about Fast Food Nation! Sometimes we learn too much and fly too close to the sun but that's the price you pay for great podcasting.

    80: Fast Food Nation: Food Court of Law

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2021 83:05


    Ben and CJ read "Fast Food Nation"! It's education but daunting! Super fun episode! We talk about Yogi Beat, The Great Emu War, Flamingos with Cankles, Camel Toe is coming back, Schizophrenics and the Matrix, Michael Jordan's Hitler 'stache, homeless Meow Wolf, hot dogs are asses and beaks Ketchup as lube.

    POST 69: What to Expect When You're Expecting: Best Seller of the Year Every Year

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2021 58:56


    The billionaires deep dive into What to Expect When You're Expecting! So hire them for your next live birth. We learn so much!

    79: What to Expect When You're Expecting: Drugs are bad for babies

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2021 94:40


    CJ and Ben read the baby book! If you're pregnant this episode might be helpful! It's very good and fun. Topics include: twins, bees, adopting an adult, the circus, jugglers that hang out outside a Denny's, babies who are into jazz, pigs pooping spiders, and Tom Selleck's pussy eating moustache

    POST 69: George Carlin's "Last Words": Monster Trucks and Private Planes

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2021 42:40


    The billionaires dive in and learn about George Carlin's life! He did like, a lot of shit!! Jump in and learn with us

    78: George Carlin's "Last Words": The Seven Words You MUST Say on TV

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2021 81:53


    Ben and CJ read "Last Words" by George Carlin. The autobiography that Carlin wrote from beyond the grave! Topics include The seven words you must say on TV, the best places to die, we invent the Screamophone, moving furniture mixed with boxing, the word seminal, hotel room hot tubs, Pepsi vs Coke, Schrodinger's high school, and we buy off a politican!   Very fun time!

    Post 69: Taming of the Shrew- Sparknotes for people who drink too much

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2021 50:52


    It's the post show review show walking talking dead show about our own show, show! We're still snowed it! Zoom episode! We talk stories, we learn about why every character's name ends in "io", and we learn about street urchins, and Shakespearean innuendos and words. Good fun!

    77: Taming of the Shrew by Shakespeare-Italians doing conflict and misogyny

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2021 85:17


    A special episode recorded on Zoom because of a crazy ass snowstorm! CJ and Ben read "Taming of the Shrew" by Shakespeare starting on page 69! We talk Madea Ends Hannukah, Calvin and Hobbes, annotated notes, Italian lawyers, Italian Minions, how short Vin Diesel is, and chimpanzees with no hair. A lot of Italian stuff, tbh. But it makes sense cause the play happens in Italy

    POST 69: "Hocus Pocus" by Kurt Vonnegut: A Round-Up of Every Character from the Podcast's History

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2021 50:19


    Wikipedia! We're surfing it! We learn so much about the world! Eugene Debs! Kurt Vonnegut! Articles that have issues. You're gonna love it!

    Ep 76: Hocus Pocus by Kurt Vonnegut- Cowboy Batman and a Castration Mafia

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2021 72:52


    Great episode, I'll be honest! Really good!  Ben and CJ read "Hocus Pocus" by Kurt Vonnegut. We get through a whole chapter, and we got some great riffs and goofs! We talk eunechs, cowboy Batman, smoking bleach, the Castratti family, senile Morgan Freeman, Train Dads in overalls, and Elvis has a stroke.

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