SG Fun: A Stargate Podcast

Season 6 Episode 16: Metamorphosis It's SPLOOSHIN TIME!  The Russian team bring some jabroni to the Base.  He splooshes into alien goo, so the Gang go investigate his planet.  There's a bunch of weird looking Cultists of Nirrti who swear to their mothers that it's all good, we have sagging faces, and half mustaches, BUUUUUT, Nirrti is a God and we love her and, OH PEW PEW PEW, we got superpowers, you're now in jail, gang. Will the gang escape?  Will Jonas d-down Nirrti because she's hella thirsty for his Colonic Bod?  Does the alien's half-mustache sploosh into a full mustache before we fade to black?  Find out on this week's episode.  ----more---- 2:12 - Intro 7:30 - 24 Seconds 8:52 - Episode Debrief 59:45 - Were We Comforted 1:01:34 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:05:07 - Next Episode 1:07:05 - ComeTrya! 1:09:19 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:17:-07 - Outro

Season 6 Episode 15: Paradise Lost Kids, Hallmark's got nothing on this episode.  You want to see a flirty will-they-won't-they burgeon into a full fledge Bromance on the edge of space!?  Full of lakeside chats, paranoid professions of love, and spiced up Arugula that might have a psychotropic effect, this episode will rekindle your belief in true, unadulterated love.  I think it's safe to say now:  Maybourne is definitely O'Neil's best friend.  And more. ----more---- 00:00- Intro 5:24 - 24 Seconds 9:03 - Episode Debrief 1:06:41 - Were We Comforted 1:07:18 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:10:22 - Next Episode 1:11:29 - ComeTrya! 1:13:34 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:18:20 - Outro    

Season 6 Episode 14: Smoke and Mirrors Jack is a cold-blooded Assassin!  Shooting Kinsey, offloading the gun, and whistling dixie right back at work as if nothing happened!  And his alibi of "fishing at the lake" doesn't cut it, cause we all know says yes to his entreaties to go fish.  Well, General Daddy believes him, and sends out the gang on various espionage missions to uncover the truth.  Get your X-Files Jackets on, and let's prove Jack's innocence!  ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 5:56 - 24 Seconds 8:24 - Episode Debrief 1:05:59 - Were We Comforted 1:06:47 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:09:13 - Next Episode 1:10:24 - ComeTrya! 1:11:10 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:13:26 - Outro    

Season 6 Episode 13: Sight Unseen Okay, so, the gang find a big bug zapper on a planet.  They come back, Jonas starts seeing CGI bugs everywhere (not everywhere, like TWO of them).  The rest of the gang gaslight his ass, forgetting about the three episodes before where this same thing happened. Long story short, Colorado Springs gets put on a half-assed Quarantine, O'Neil fights with a veteran, said veteran's grandma gets gaslit by Carter and Jonas, Carter and Jonas figure out how to stop this not delusion-delusion, Carter takes credit for Jonas's work, and that's all she said, thank you very much. ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 6:17 - 24 Seconds 9:50 - Episode Debrief 1:12:26 - Were We Comforted 1:13:54 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:16:33 - Next Episode 1:18:40 - ComeTrya 1:22:05 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:26:46 - Outro

Season 6 Episode 12:  Unnatural Selection Guys, We don't know how or why Hilo from BSG is ALSO  a (basically) Cylon in the Stargate Universe, but we're not going to question our good fortune.  We are going to question a couple other things, however.  Like why the Replicators ALL just chillin here?  What is the weakness these new Cylon Bots are trying to mechanize out of themselves?  And most importantly, what and who, EXACTLY, is Sam Carter's type?  And why they all have horrible endings?  We learn none of these answers.   ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 7:33 - 24 Seconds 9:38 - Episode Debrief 1:02:37 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:07:06 - Next Episode 1:08:14 - ComeTrya 1:10:44 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:14:13 - Outro    

Season 6 Episode 11:  Prometheus P1 Hey, listeners.  We are SOOOOO SORRRYYYY about the delay in uploads.  Computers were being repaired, families being attended to, authoritarian regimes to be readied for, you know how it goes.  Thanks for coming back.   Anyway, this is a pretty sweet episode about some Rogue Rogue NID, Simmons, and a Gou'ld putting one over on the gang, and stealing our one, not yet finished ship.  And it's only the first part!!!  ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 5:17 - 24 Seconds 6:46 - Episode Debrief 57:40 - Were We Comforted 58:22 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:01:14 - Next Episode 1:04:10 - ComeTrya! 1:06:00 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:10:11 - Outro

Season 6 Episode 9:  Cure So the gang go and visit a civilization that are DEF not Nazis!  Weird as hell, tho.  They got a super drink that cures diseases, and all they want in return is our rolodex of Goul'd Planets.  The gang is cautious. Then Jonas and Teal'c break into a warehouse, and Here There Be Gou'lds, all swimmin in the pools.  The Slurm is from them?  Eww. But where'd they come from?  Will it be a super, canon-defying plot twist, which makes a lot of previous episodes (Especially Hathor) make no goddamn sense!!!???. . . . . . .yes, yes it will. ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 7:42 - 24 Seconds 9:10 - Episode Debrief 1:16:00 - Were We Comforted 1:18:18 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:21:33 - Next Episode 1:22:48 - ComeTrya! 1:23:35 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:27:25 - Outro

Season 6 Episode 9:  Allegiance Folks, we got 3 factions (Tokra, Jaffa, Tau'ri) who all hate each other, in an unsafe and volatile environment, and being led by O'neill of all people.  What. Could. Go. Wrong! The Predator.  That's what! Pretty fun episode.   ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 6:54 - 24 Seconds 7:49 - Episode Debrief 1:05:36 - Were We Comforted 1:06:00 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:10:22 - Next Episode 1:11:35 - ComeTrya 1:13:45 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:18:57 - Outro

Season 6 Episode 8:  The Other Guys This is the Red Shirts Episode!  Where a couple of nerds and SG-1 Fanboys decide they need to rescue the Gang from the clutches of a Gou'ld.  Things somehow go their way as they clamour through air ducts, and find the prison cell.    O'neill's PISSED though, as this was all part of a secret plan (which they failed to tell the wayward scientists on the planet).  So now the stakes are super real!  Can the Red Shirts figure out how to save the Gang for real?  Will they live up to their Red-Shirtedness?  Or is Sg-1 gonna wimp out and let everybody win, happily ever after!   ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 6:50 - 24 Seconds 8:35 - Episode Debrief 1:02:29 - Were We Comforted 1:03:50 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:11:16 - Next Episode 1:12:08 - ComeTrya! 1:13:05 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:18:58 - Outro

Season 6 Episode 7: Shadow Play The gang roll back to the Planet Colonic where the continent Jonas Quinn is from wants to trade some of their Naquadria for some of our sweet ass guns and planes.  Apparently a big war is brewing between the three continents and poor Colonic is the odd one out.   That's all the backstory we get though, cause we're too busy hanging with DEAN STOCKWELL, Jonas's old mentor, who tells them about a Resistance to overthrow all the governments and establish. . .something else. . . That's all the backstory we get with that though, cause all that shit in the last paragraph is made up.  Nothing gets resolved, nothing is traded, and the gang roll back to Earth (with some Naquadria they stole). ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 3:45 - 24 Seconds 5:00 - Episode Debrief 48:24 - Were We Comforted 53:53 - Yeh Neh or Meh 54:57 - Next Episode 56:07 - ComeTrya! 57:55 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:04:54 - Outro

Season 5 Episode 6:  The Abyss When O'neil is kidnapped by Balls and is horrifically tortured and killed and brought back to life in a neverending loop, Daniel Jackson rolls in, now an ethereal angel, and does the only thing that a Best Friend does when their Friend is going through such trials and tribulations:  Asks him to join his Cult! Meanwhile O'neil's actual friends make a plan to help him bust out.  Without O'neil needing to buy an entire Off-White Wardrobe, and get his credit card out to ascend to Level 2 Nirvana.  DJ is a dick in his new afterlife. ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 6:40 - 24 Seconds 8:23 - Episode Debrief 54:17 - Were We Comforted 58:58 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:01:50 - Next Episode 1:03:18 - ComeTrya! 1:05:06 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:09:05 - Outro  

Season 5 Episode 6:  Nightwalkers Samantha Scully, Jonas Mulder, and Teal'X visit a normal Oregon town, and get all weirded out when everyone's a little stand off-ish and wearing just flannel.  Hello!?  This is 2002 PNW.  Nothing to see here. Well, there is a bit.  A shady biotech company, missing persons, and sleepwalking Gou'ld babies.  Oh wait, still 2002 PNW.   ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 4:26 - 24 Seconds 6:07 - Episode Debrief 57:06 - Were We Comforted 57:40 - Yeh Neh or Meh 59:33 - Next Episode 1:01:24 - ComeTrya! 1:03:00 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:09:19 - Outro  

Season 6 Episode 4: Frozen Kids, do you like the movie The Thing? How about Prometheus?  Is The Fifth Element your favorite movie?  If yes to any and all, you will like this episode.  It's got isolated bases in Antarctica.  It's got defrosting alien life forms.  It's got philosophical queries into the origins of the human species.  And most importantly, it has Multipass Girl, or the closest they could come.  It's a fun episode!   Except for the end when everyone guilt trips O'Neill to do the thing he has sworn over and over again he would never do.  Unacceptable! ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 4:48 - 24 Seconds 6:12 - Episode Debrief 1:01:37 - Were We Comforted 1:03:41 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:06:49 - Next Episode 1:08:55 - ComeTrya! 1:10:19 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:14:17 - Outro  

Season 6 Episode 3:  The Descent So the gang find themselves in the Anubis Ship where Thor was interrogated, and ultimately, digitized.  See, it ended up around Earth, and while that poses some serious plot holes, we don't think about it.  What we do focus on is the random Jaffa who code the ship to crash into the Ocean, the sweet water scenes where everyone almost drowns like, three times, and Jacob Carter seeming to unconsciously want to see his daughter die.   Not much else happens in the episode. ----more---- 00:00 - intro 5:47 - 24 Seconds 8:26 - Episode Debrief 53:01 - Were We Comforted 55:05 - Yeh Neh or Meh 59:50 - Next Episode 1:03:58 - ComeTrya! 1:07:54 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:12:18 - Outro    

Season 6 Episode 1:  Redemption (Part 2) Mean Girl Dr. McKay gets so humbled and allows Carter to finally really see Jonas Quinn, the Daniel Jackson who was right under the Gate Gang's noses all along! He gets a major glow up and kind of saves the day, total Prom Queen vibes. Since Teal'c was plot deviced off world, he's able to get to Anubis and destroy his Earth Attack 6000. Nice! Also, Teal'c's wife died last episode, and no one gives a shit.  ----more----00:00 - Intro 5:20 - 24 Seconds 6:49 - Episode Debrief 1:03:05 - Were We Comforted 1:06:37 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:09:56 - Next Episode 1:11:30 - ComeTrya! 1:12:45 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:15:46 - Outro

Season 6 Episode 1: Redemption P1 Jonas Quinn of planet Colonics slow walks down the stairs and he is beautiful!! Just kidding, he's still mousy and just the sociopolitical nerd next door. SG-1 is looking for a Prom Queen.  All while being spammed electronically by a new Anubis weapon!  They even bring back slimey McKay to also not figure out what to do till Part 2 Oh, also, wife of Teal'c has died, the son of Teal'c blames him, B Plot galore. ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 8:42 - 24 Seconds 9:58 - Episode Debrief 1:09:48 - Were We Comforted 1:11:46 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:15:24 - Next Episode 1:17:28 - ComeTrya! 1:19:12 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:23:38 - Outro  

Season 5 Episode 22: Revelations The most important thing that happens in this episode is seeing a 30,000-year-old Asgard found in stasis on an old ship because remember how they're degrading from over-cloaning themselves? They HELLA undersold that. Thor gets mind-melded to Anubis's ship and the Asgard calvary show up and chase away Anubis so, that's that for a big bad with such a big build up. Even MacNeil laments the anti-climax. Everyone reprises their roles from season one or two as DJ mourners. ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 4:45 - 24 Seconds 6:51 - Episode Debrief 1:00:45 - Were We Comforted 1:01:50 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:04:02 - Next Episode 1:05:06 - ComeTrya! 1:05:50 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:12:41- Outro  

Season 5 Episode 21: Meridian Daniel Jackson has a pity party extreme all because he's definitely dying a painful death for having saved a planet Colonic from self-destruction ala naquadria experiments. He definitely does die though. Like, the end, that's it, no more Deeej to kick around. Except that he's an egg-drop-soup-but-in-air-instead-of-water being of light now. And also corporeal in Season 7. But totally he does die. Sort of. ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 6:56 - 24 Seconds 8:25 - Episode Debrief 1:09:26 - Were We Comforted 1:11:49 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:13:39 - Next Episode 1:15:08 - ComeTrya 1:17:30 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:23:31 - Outro

Season 5 Episode 20: The Sentinel So over on Latona we have your basic planet of these guys: “Yo, our forebears made us a cool shieldy kind of thing and then we all got real, super dumb and have no idea how it works. Well, except that one guy NID murdered.” The result? Of that plus not being Daddy's favorites? SG-9 is dead and SG-1 has to get some a-holes out on work release to help fix the set of Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In before the Gooooooooooolds win! ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 6:46 - 24 Seconds 9:41 - Debrief 1:13:38 - Were We Comforted 1:14:23 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:18:38 - Next Episode 1:21:24 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:25:31 - Outro    

Season 5 Episode 19: Menace  We meet the Proto Borg Robot that MADE the Replicators eons ago.  She exclaims that DADDY MADE ME WRONG!  Daniel doesn't hear any of that ableist nonsense and tries to help her.    That and everyone else's (except Teal'c, bless him) bad decisions end up with Replicators ON THE BASE!   This has to be the end, right?  Well, no, because GENERAL ACTION DADDY joins the fray, puts on a black T-shirt, packs some heat, and obliterates all those lego spiders.  And Jack shoots the robot girl in front of Daniel, sealing their fate as Ex-Best Friends.   Good episode. ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 4:38 - 24 Seconds 6:02 - Episode Debrief 51:13 - Were We Comforted 52:13 - Yeh Neh or Meh 57:19 - Next Episode 59:49 - ComeTrya! 1:01:56 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:09:57 - Outro    

Season 5 Episode 18:  The Warrior Well, Teal and Bray Bray go see that the Jaffa Rebellion is alive and well in the hands of a charismatic leader, a man who is SUPER into keeping the rebels fed, SUPER loves help from the SGC, and SUPER DUPER hates the idea and usage of suicide bombers in his outfit.   Actually, he LOOOOOVES all that, so O'Neill is like, "Nah, wrong Jaffa Rebellion.  Let's roll out Teal'c!"  But Teal'c apparently super LOOOOOVES all that too, and decides to quit his job and his best friend to join this guy.  Alot more stuff happens in the episode.  Take a gander by pressing that there Play button.   ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 6:22 - 24 Seconds 8:19 - Episode Debrief 55:19 - Were We Comforted 57:39 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:01:18 - Next Episode 1:04:00 - ComeTrya! 1:06:26 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:12:08 - Outro  

Season 5 Episode 17: Fail Safe You GUYS! The Gate Gang litrally hyperdrives through planet Earth! I didn't even know they could do that! And it is soooo much smarter than blowing it up. The Gooolds try to sabotage/destroy Earth without openly violating their Assguard treaty and that's what happens because between you and me, I don't  think those little grays even care about the Tauri. Tau'ri? Taur'i? ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 7:18 - 24 Seconds 8:36 - Episode Debrief 56:35 - Were We Comforted 58:03 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:00:25 - Next Episode 1:02:12 - ComeTrya! 1:04:11 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:11:52 - Outro  

Season 5 Episode 16:  The Last Stand Yeah, that's right, Deej continues to come close to murdering some System Lords only to back off at the last minute, ruining the whole situation. Very Frustrating! Small compensation at least that he totally misses out on that nonconsensual body-sharing shit over in the crystal caves when Lantash simply has to have Lt Elliot or he's “gonna die”. Also, maybe the System Lords are sort of…losing their collective shit? OK, eat your young, but why are you biting them from the middle and making a big ol' mess? Who eats like that? It's giving Darryl Hannah eating a lobster in Splash cannibal vibes.   ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 5:45 - 24 Seconds 7:31 - Episode Debrief 1:05:39 - Were We Comforted 1:06:39 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:09:04 - Next Episode 1:10:29 - ComeTrya! 1:13:08 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:24:29 - Outro  

Season 5 Episode 15:  Summit For the love of fuck, every time I watch this episode I get detonate-the-bomb blue balls. DJ is a horrible kill-all-the-system-lords tease.  Zipacna, the coolest Gooldie of them all, is at least getting some work done, as the Tokra are TUH-OAST with the attack of Gou'ld fleet.   Will Daniel grow at LEAST a single, and pull the trigger.  Find out next week.  Two-parter biz-natches! ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 7:29 - 24 Seconds 8:38 - Episode Debrief 1:09:02 - Were We Comforted 1:10:07 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:12:23 - Next Episode 1:15:00 - ComeTrya! 1:16:27 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:21:57 - Outro    

Season 5 Episode 14:  48 hours Teal'c is buffering. Literally. Like, he's operating from an AOL CD, so we won't see him but for the first and final three seconds of the episode. It has also come to the attention of these dear pod hosts that this one horrible hot pile of steaming microwave-reheated cat turds by the name of Dr. McKay is somehow a beloved regular on Atlantis? Frozen Siberian Tundra must do wonders for the soul, because that dirt bag is so canceled right now. And aside from the things he does that makes him so hateable, he tries to murder Teal'c in the buffer zone! WTAF??? ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 5:11 - 24 Seconds 7:13 - Debrief 1:18:44 - Were We Comforted 1:19:56 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:22:55 - Next Episode 1:24:10 - ComeTrya! 1:25:01 - Get to Know Your Hosts 1:27:27 - Outro

Season 5 Episode 13:  Proving Ground Listen. Look. These cadets are almost like having a kid leading the episode. It's whatever, but for some reason the SG-C is designing elaborate scenarios to get the Big Top Boy cadet to pass the training even though the Dainty Little Miss cadet is already there at the start of the episode with no extra help? As a great man once asked, “Why don't you put her in charge?” ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 8:04 - 24 Seconds 10:06 - Episode Debrief 59:47 - Were We Comforted 1:01:19 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:05:32 - Next Episode 1:07:52 - ComeTrya! 1:10:01 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:14:43 - Outro    

Season 5 Episode 12:  Wormhole X-Treme I know the one where Sam and MacNeil basically express their romantic love for each other because they're separated by a goooold shield wall thingy and think they're dying is also good, OK.  But in this episode, frequent double dipping creative consultant Peter DeLouise makes sure we know whom he'd cast as Colonel Jack O'Neill with two els, his wee little brother. So meta, so fun. ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 10:26 - 24 Seconds 12:34 - Episode Debrief 1:29:26 - Were We Comforted 1:31:09 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:36:45 - ComeTrya! 1:38:48 - Get To Know Your Hosts!    

Season 5 Episode 11: Desperate Measures Carter can't catch a break.  She be getting kidnapped every time she goes to the gym.  This time by some Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Private Security for some Seattle Billionaire Douchebag, who wants to study her because of,  JOLINAR!  (remember her kids).  After bribing a houseless man with Nat Geos who saw the whole thing, and letting his best friend Maybourne back into his life, Jack and the gang find where she's being hid, roll through this amateur hour operation, get Carter back, and everything turns out gre. . . oh wait. . .  Another goul'd gets put in the douchebag billionaire, and Simmons (remember him, kids!) leads him away.  GOU'LD ON THE LOOSE!     Also, HAPPY 100 EPISODES TO US!  Help us celebrate by joining our Patreon!  ComeTrya!!!! ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 6:27 - 24 Seconds 7:41 - Episode Debrief 1:12:46 - Were We Comforted 1:16:03 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:19:47 - Next Episode 1:22:05 - Cometrya 1:24:34 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:26:29 - Outro

Season 5 Episode 10:  2001 Hey y'all, remember in the Episode "2010" when the note that got through the gate was O'Neil's.  Not Daniel's, not Sam's, but Macguver's quite minimalistic, "DON'T GO HERE!"  followed by the planet number.   Well, turns out it would have been nice if he had added the word "Ashen People", "Sterility," "Fuck these Assholes,"  ANYTHING, because we almost GET what happened in 2010 come to pass because, turns out, OTHER people know them, introduce them to us, and we think they're GREAT!! Just. . you know. . .be a bit more thorough, O'Neil.   Also, every boyfriend Carter has (or can potentially have) dies.  What up with that? ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 5:46 - 24 Seconds 6:42 - Episode Debrief 1:17:09 - Were We Comforted 1:18:14 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:20:21 - Next Episode 1:22:09 - ComeTrya 1:23:14 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:27:11 - Outro  

Season 5 Episode 9:  Can you even?! These sanctimonious Tolan dicks (who let's not forget know how to separate gooooolds from hosts but keep it to themselves and help like, um no one) continue to demonstrate that they are selfish little twats. They try to sell out Earth to that huge prick Tanith. Narim is the best Tolan and probably Sam's best boyfriend in the series, so it is a huge bummer that he chooses to stay behind on a doomed Tolana at the end. Honestly, I think more people should come back to Earth. It's weird that each member of SG-1 has to be an island. ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 7:40- 24 Seconds 11:46 - Episode Debrief 1:16:11 - Were We Comforted 1:18:22 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:21:28 - Next Episode 1:22:23 - ComeTrya! 1:23:59 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:28:03 - Outro  

Season 5 Episode 8:  The Tomb In this Fraggle Rock/SG-1 crossover from Hell, the Gate Gang and their Russian pals get chased (and in some cases horrifically killed) by the grossest Fraggle. Luckily one Russian survives to prove that SG-1 didn't do a whole bunch of murders on the Russians. So yeah, post-Cold War relations are probably leading to a pretty great future of abundance and cooperation. Mostly though, THAT IS NOT A PYRAMID. Oh, and subscribe to our PATREON! Love you! ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 5:54 - 24 Seconds 7:15 - Episode Debrief 1:06:23 - Were We Comforted 1:07:46 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:13:20 - Next Episode 1:17:09 - ComeTrya! 1:19:36 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:23:48 - Outro      

Season 5 Episode 7:  Beast of Burden Sooooo, remember in like episode four of this whole entire series when Daniel Jackson was like maybe rape is just part of their way of life and we definitely shouldn't intervene in this one happening right in front of us? Yeah, he's equally squishy on at least race-based slavery. These white saviors plus Teal'c get some Unas killed during their rescue only to get to the gate and find out the Unas actually wasted their lives rescuing SG-1 because they obviously need to stick around to liberate their people. Jack thinks that might be a bad reason to distribute like two whole weapons to them. Cool, cool, cool. Very Colonial O'Neill, 2 L's. ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 5:27 - 24 Seconds 6:26 - Episode Debrief 58:42 - Were We Comforted 59:58 - Yid Nid or Mid 1:01:54 - Next Episode 1:03:40 - ComeTrya 1:08:42 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:14:11 - Outro      

Season 5 Episode 6: Rite of Passage Remember that little alien kid who is also human and was also a big bomb that only love could disarm? Somehow she is 16! What! What's the passage-of-time sitch on this show? Very soap operatic at the moment. So Cassy kissed a boy, Dominic, and I guess hated it? She's sick as fuck now. I guess her horny teen hormones have activated some goooldy science experiment Janet failed to detect. Side note to the once horny teen girlies out there: How much did you not need an actual kiss to get revving? Anyways, she got superpowers and then she lost them so that really sucks for her. ----more---- 00:00 - intro 4:39 - 24 Seconds 6:07 - Episode Debrief 59:44 - Were We Comforted 1:01:16 Yeh Neh or Meh 1:03:07 - Next Episode 1:05:39 - ComeTrya 1:07:23 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:12:02 - Outro  

Season 5 Episode 5:  Red Sky  WOOF, did the Gate Gang ever fuck up. They've punched a whole in someone's sun and now the whole planet of like 30 people is dying but refusing to relocate. I mean, more people would fit in a city bus, but OK sure, stay and die. Those annoying Disneyland-esque Hall of Viking God's holograms are in this one, hooray for sure. Oh! MacNeill literally almost chokes a man to death. The Asgard do bail them out, but they are absolutely insufferable about it. ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 5:33 - 24 Seconds 6:51 - Episode Debrief 1:02:50 - Were We Comforted 1:03:33 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:05:54 - Next Episode 1:09:20 - ComeTrya! 1:10:54 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:18:41 - Outro      

Season 5 Episode 4:  The Fifth Man Remember last week when MacNeill acted like Sam was loonsaroony for having an invisible stalker? Ha! Now he's risking his whole life for his good buddy who isn't really real but should be because ay ai ai, have you seen this man? I mean, it does turn out he is not even half as fine as his profile pic, but I guess that's pretty typical. He's a benign liar whom they would have helped out anyway and they save him in the end. ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 5:53 - 24 Seconds 7:03 - Episode Debrief 52:39 - Were We Comforted 54:47 - Yeh Neh or Meh 58:05 - Next Episode 1:00:14 - ComeTrya! 1:01:21 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:07:58 - Outro  

Season 5 Episode 3:  Ascension Can we talk about this situation with Sam's boyfriends? Like, super advanced, super down to die for her, super fucking creepy. This one is the most. Meanwhile her true lover boy MacNeill is treating her like she's cray because he somehow cannot believe, after all they've seen, that she has an alien stalker. Stalkerman does go all human for her, but like who even asked him to? Also he builds a cute little stargate in her basement with shit he ordered from Amazon. On Sam's credit card. Without asking. ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 7:03 - 24 Seconds 8:47 - Episode Debrief 1:11:10 - Were We Comforted 1:12:34 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:15:10 - Next Episode 1:17:10 - ComeTrya 1:18:10 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:20:09 - Outro

Season 5 Episode 2: Threshold Yikes. Mean Teal'c is one grinny mother fucker. He pretends to be back to his old cool self just to try to take out MacNeill, LOL! Hold on to your britches, because this is a fucking Bra'tac episode, hooooray. It's one of those "gotta kinda kill him to save him" situations, but calm the eff down; Teal'c does live to try to bestie up with MacNeill another day. ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 6:31 - 24 Seconds 7:34 - Episode Debrief 1:00:39 - Were We Comforted 1:01:39 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:06:0 - Next Episode 1:07:35 - ComeTrya! 1:09:36 - Get to Know Your Hosts 1:12:40 - Outro

Season 5 Episode 1: Enemies So check it, all of the gate gang plus Papa of the Year J-Mac are stranded in the…unspecified quadrant of some different galaxy! Shit snacks!  Apop is there as well, obvi, but dude has lost his rizz! What a fucking dork. He dies (finally) but leaves a parting gift of Teal'c acting like a total douche. Everyone makes it back to Earth and I guess Teal'c is a problem for another week. Who will be MacNeill's bestie now? Also, we got a PATREON now:  https://patreon.com/user?u=98799883 ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 11:24 - 24 Seconds 13:27 - Episode Debrief 55:18 - Were We Comforted 57:02 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:00:39 - Next Episode 1:02:25 - ComeTrya! 1:05:09 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:09:52 - Outro    

Season 4 Episode 22: Exodus Get ready for some action in a galaxy far, far away as Daniel Skywalker, Jack Solo, and Princess Carter plan to do some real wack shit to the Empire of Apophis.  From blowing up stars, to resettling whole populations of Tokr'a, the gang got this on lockdown.   Until the writers realize this ain't Star Wars, and have Teal'c get captured by Tannith for Apophis, and the gang get warped to a whole new galaxy!  Cliffhangers aplenty for this season finale! ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 6:34 - 24 Seconds 7:53 - Episode Debrief 49:12 - Were We Comforted 52:30 - Yeh Neh or Meh 55:27 - Next Episode 57:08 - ComeTrya 58:38 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:01:12 - Outro  

Season 4 Episode 21: Double Jeopardy   Hey, y'all remember Gang 2.0?  Remember them?  We left them with Harllo.  Well, they got bored of solitaire and orgies, and decided to start roaming around the galaxy like their flesh and blood counterparts.  Well, that was going t bite them in their robot asses at some point, and well, here we are, as they're all promptly "dead-ed' off.  Especially Daniel, who through a morbid, childhood wish self-granted by his actor, Michael Shanks (who directs this episode), gets his head BLOWN THE F*#K OFF!!  The McNeil's fight each other also.  It's awesome! ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 7:10 - 48 SECONDS! 9:46 - Episode Debrief 1:10:23 - Were We Comforted 1:12:21 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:16:16 - Next Episode 1:17:14 - ComeTrya! 1:20:24 - Get To Know Your Hosts    

Season 4 Episode 20: Entity Move over Chat GPT, because actual AI rolled onto Earth in 2001.  It took over our friendly Malp Robot, and proceeded to "The Thing"-itself into a nightmare pile of cables and circuits at the Base.  After realizing it's too big for the floppy drives and emergency lighting battery, it decides that Sam Carter 's brain is just the right size for it's zip file!   O'Neil and General Daddy play hardball with the robo fucker inside Same, but they all call each other's bluff.  Suffice to say, it's a fight to the brain death!  (Included in that Brain Death is your two hosts, Sarah and Tory.  We recorded this in person, so audio is a little different.  Also, we drank a heck ton of booze, and our own brain zip files might get a little slow towards the end of the show.   Anyway, COMFORT!:----more---- 00:00 - Intro 7:14 - 24 Seconds 8:37 - Episode Debrief 1:07:57 - Were We Comforted 1:09:58 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:11:13 - Next Episode 1:13:42 - ComeTrya 1:15:07 - Outro  

Season 4 Episode 19:  Prodigy So we got two disparate stories going on here.  One is Jack and Teal'c babysitting a team of scientists on what appears to be Tinkerbell's sociopathic cousin's moon home.  The other is Good Will Hunting, except with women in the air force academy.  They bring the two together, but we personally don't understand the point.   But, we do get to see one dude die a horrible death by kamikaze sprites.  And Teal'c gets to shoot O'Neil.  So a couple of W's in there.  ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 5:19 - 24 Seconds 6:28 - Episode Debrief 1:10:02 - Were We Comforted 1:11:52 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:15:17 - Next Episode 1:17:21 - ComeTrya! 1:19:12 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:21:20 - Outro  

Season 4 Episode 18:  The Light It's pretty obvious at this point that Daniel has an addictive personality.  Sarcophagi, boy light, and now a sweet lava lamp has his dopamine firing on all cylinders.  The gang go to the planet (aka one room) where this lava lamp is, and to be fair to Daniel, this lava lamp is pretty goddamn sweet.  They all forget their D.A.R.E. Training for this one.     Alas a man child is there, and when he relates his situation of being the neglected child of lava lamp addicted parents who are now dead, this episode suddenly gets real.  I can't handle this right now.  I need some of that sweet lamp. . .  ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 5:00 -24 sec 6:05 - Episode Debrief 1:02:04 - Were We Comforted 1:03:22 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:07:19 - Next Episode 1:08:34 - ComeTrya 1:11:17 - EMAIL! 1:12:08 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:14:55 - Outro

Season 4 Episode 17: Absolute Power The SG Gang find the Golden Child and bring him back to base.  Very Child-Centric Episode until Daniel is given some Boy-Light and proceeds to become Giga-Chad of the early aughts, fucking over the Tokra AND the rest of the world with his new found knowledge.  Actually, don't worry about the summary.  This episode don't have a point, other than the producers giving Michael Shanks lots of air time to convince him to stay.  That's our theory.   ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 6:02 - 24 Seconds 7:14 - Episode Debrief 59:06 - Were We Comforted 1:00:16 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:02:07 - Next Episode 1:04:32 - ComeTrya! 1:05:41 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:17:42 - Outro    

Season 4 Episode 16: 2010 Come with us to the year 2010, where Sam has married some douchebag, Teal'c leads a cult, Dr. Fraz has literally nothing to do, Jack is a mountain man, and Daniel is. . .Daniel.  Some time travel shenanigans occur, but the real star of the show is Glasses, who has the most lines he's ever had.  But even that kind of sucks, because he's basically a narc.   Listen to the episode for further analysis ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 6:38 - 57 SECONDS 9:01 - Episode Debrief 1:04:03 - Were We Comforted 1:09:05 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:13:54 - Next Episode 1:16:42 - ComeTrya! 1:17:51 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:24:51 - Outro

Season 4 Episode 15: Chain Reaction We finally get to see Special Forces McNeil use his Special Force-fulness as he tries to help Daddy from being blackmailed into retirement by those F&%K-Wads at the NID.  He needs help though, and who better than our favorite slime pustule, MAYBOURNE! After cashing in some favors, O'neil gets Maybourne a hall pass from federal prison, they hack some back doors, give the slip to the NID, and crash  Senator Kinsey's party.   Eventually, they get Daddy reinstated. Oh, and meanwhile, Daddy's replacement, General Stepdaddy, almost radiates the entire god damn planet with his ineptitude.  THANK GOD DADDY IS BACK!! ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 4:53 - 24 Seconds 5:57 - Episode Debrief 1:05:17 - Were We Comforted 1:06:26 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:09:27 - Next Episode 1:12:21 - ComeTrya 1:14:31 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:17:13 - Outro        

Season 4 Episode 14: The Serpent's Venom The Gang go all Intrigue Noir as they set up an incredibly dangerous plan to set Apophis and Haru'ur against(?) each other?  Or with(?) each other?  The plan is as messy as the electron cloud of mines surrounding the planet they fly to in J-Mack's ship to pull it all off.  Meanwhile Teal'c foments revolution, but is betrayed and captured.  Despite this, (and being hellishly tortured) he is able to propagandize the turncoat Jaffa onto his side because Teal'c is the real Top G.   Well, they ALL meet at the mine planet, and the plan goes pretty well.  Teal'c is saved, a bunch of Apophis's ships get blown up, Heru'ur is probably(?) killed.  And yet despite all this, J-Mack is a real fracking downer, and I guess it was the worst(?) possible outcome?  I don't know, it's all Phoenician to me.   ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 4:03 - 24 Seconds 5:11 - Episode Debrief 1:03:51 - Were We Comforted 1:04:45 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:06:57 - Next Episode 1:08:42 - ComeTrya 1:10:45 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:17:06 - Outro  

Season 4 Episode 13: Absolute Power The Golden Child Part 2 opens with said Child, the Harsesis, meeting the Gang, and being taken to the mountain, where he gives Daniel some Boy Light to the forehead, injecting him with hidden knowledge, and starting him on that Sigma Grind Set to building some sweet alien tech to beat the Gou'ldies. Cut to ONE WHOLE YEAR LATER and Daniel is Top G, with full control over the weapon, and decides to blow up the Kremlin instead, and be a real dick. Or did he. . .he. . . he. . . he. . . ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 9:35 - 24 Seconds 12:11 - Episode Debrief 1:11:31 - Were We Comforted 1:12:19 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:15:26 - Next Episode 1:16:22 - ComeTrya! 1:17:24 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:30:02 - Outro  

Season 4 Episode 12: Tangent Pushing the Envelope, and keeping Joy On The Burn, the Gang split up, O'Neil and Teal'c enjoying a balmy vacation in a hybrid Gou'ld Ship taken over by Daddy Apophis, and auto piloting back to his car garage.    Sam and Daniel join Sam's father, now to be called J-Mac, as they go to interrupt the boys space night, and bring them back to the boring world of the U.S. Air Force.    Major Davis cries alot inside, too.   ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 6:24 - 24 Seconds 8:19 - Episode Debrief 1:12:18 - Were We Comforted 1:14:20 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:15:05 - Next Episode 1:20:49 - ComeTrya! 1:22:15 - Get to Know Your Hosts 1:25:44 - Outro

Season 4 Episode 11:  Point of No Return Some dude from Sex and The City is here, knowing WAY TOO MUCH about the Stargate from some Netscape Conspiracy Chat rooms.  O'Neil goes to see what his deal his, while Sam and Daniel play I Spy, and Teal'c wears a shit ton of hats and chills on a Sex Bed.   Turns out, however, that the dude is pretty much right about everything, and is also an alien who landed here with three of his compatriots who seem to despise his ass, and have been keeping him on amnesiac meds.   Dicks.   This is our longest episode so far.  I don't know why I wrote that.  GOOD EPISODE!  ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 8:20 - 24 Seconds 10:08 - Episode Debrief 1:35:39 - Were We Comforted 1:36:40 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:38:39 - Next Episode 1:39:58 - ComeTrya! 1:41:14 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:48:50 - Outro  

Season 4 Episode 10: Beneath the Surface The Gang has joined a Cult!  Rules:  No one can be friends, Carter gets no bread, and Burlap tunics are the acceptable meta.   PLOT TWIST!:  The Gang had their memories erased by some douchebag, and they need to dream of the glowing puddle, and have Gotcha "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" epiphanies to remember themselves.  Then they can go home, and perhaps begin the revolution of their fellow, prolateriat workers.  Will they:  Yes.   ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 7:28 - 24 Seconds 9:36 - Episode Debrief 1:07:24 - Were We Comforted 1:09:04 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:13:01 - Next Episode 1:16:08 - ComeTrya 1:18:04 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:22:40