Sh**ged Married Annoyed

On this week's podcast Chris reveals his new Super Power and Rosie considers what intimate objects could make money online. There is some bad dream chat which seems a direct result of Rosie's love of True Crime and Chris shares some AI banter! All of this plus weekly beefs and some brilliant (yet gross) QFTPs! Email the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Get ready for some seriously good vibes from national treasure and Eurovision superstar, Sam Ryder! We all know Sam as the pop powerhouse who went from singing in his shed on TikTok to nearly winning Eurovision for the UK! Sam is blessed with a beautiful voice which Chris and Rosie get to hear in person and a joyfully infectious spirit. Sam talks about first dates, life in Nashville and why he LOVES hotels. All of this plus he reads a brilliant Please Keep Me Anonymous story. Sam's new Single Better Man is out now and his album Heartland will be released on October 16th. If you want your story to be shared by a special guest, email: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Get ready for some high stakes beef, a intense holiday breakdown and some triggered behaviour off the back of Taco day. The couple discuss fancy dress, some questionable GP equipment and if partners should haves access to a period tracker, thoughts? All of this plus some brilliant school themed QTFP's! If you have some stories that you'd like to share on the podcast, email: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's the first episode of Please Keep Me Anonymous and this week Chris and Rosie are joined by musician, writer, and actor Jordan Stephens! Chris and Jordan reveal how and where they have met before and Jordan shares his love of South Shields and explains why he met partner Jade at just the right time! The three talk about Jordan's theatre debut in Entertaining Mr Sloane as well as discussing the importance of theatre as a cultural experience. As well as all of this, Jordan reads an email from a listener and reveals his competitive side. Escape room anyone?? If you would like your email to be read out by a special guest, email: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com To book tickets to Entertaining Mr Sloane visit: youngvic.org/whats-on/entertaining-mr-sloane Jordan's book Avoidance, Drugs, Heartbreak and Dogs is available in paperback now! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss Zodiac signs (who IS the most ruthless?), gilets, and the stone skimming scandal! Rosie reveals what she signed up to whilst drunk and the pair ponder over the identity of Banksy. The beefs are bed themed and QFTP involve a cat, shopping lists and an uninspiring history teacher. All of this plus some exciting news! Additional episodes featuring special guests will be in your podcast feeds from Wednesday 24th September! Send your weird and wonderful stories to: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss The Great North Run, why Rosie thought Chris was cheating and how she got a crisp based injury! Chris has a new quiz, and the pair start to write the beginnings of a new kid's book. QFTP involve fun in a phone box, a Mummy ick and some very big lacy knickers! Keep sending all your weird and wonderful stories to: Shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today on Shagged, Married, Annoyed - Rosie's had the worst morning of her life and Chris is sporting a VERY obvious BJJ injury…  and as always we have beefs for you… or do we?! QFTPs have inspired Rosie with a new money making scheme, we hear about the worst morning after a night out ever… and we get a newfound appreciation of armpits.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We're in the final week of the summer holidays - and the Ramseys have been to Disneyland! Listen to find out if it is really the happiest place on earth… Meanwhile - Chris has taken a wasp hostage in his dressing room, we're beefing about mullets, and in QFTPs we've discovered a brand new take on a children's classic.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's the last Bumper Summer Best of 2025 an we have saved some of the most weird and wonderful QFTP's for all you Smas and Das! Throwback to The Twits, The Depositor and that time a bird shat in Rosie's mouth! We hope you've all had a great summer. Keep an eye on the SMA feed for more exciting additional content coming your way very soon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie are still in the thick of the summer holidays (den making anyone?) however they are getting ready for a surprise family getaway! They discuss a disturbingly themed party, a Victorian wash, an unusual sex act and they decide that food and funerals don't mix. All of this plus some Shepherd's Pie Beef! Keep sending all your weird and wonderful stories to: Shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Join our mailing list: https://www.shaggedmarriedannoyed.com/mailing-list Instagram: instagram.com/chrisandrosie TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisandrosie_ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ChrisAndRosieRamsey For Gifting, PR or Media enquiries please contact management@avalonuk.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's early 2020… The SMA tour has been announced, and the Ramsey's are also writing the Shagged Married Annoyed Book! This Best of includes Becky Beef (a long distant relative) and news from friend of the podcast Jess the Paramedic! As well as this, Rosie reveals her Bingo calling past and Chris gets called out for mansplaining on song lyrics. There's some hanky panky involving a friends aunt, inappropriate foot rubbing and some burglar role play! Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed the couple discuss Chris's birthday, a flat pack furniture debacle and the hangover from hell. Sister Kate receives two calls from Rosie and successfully settles some urgent questions! There's also a One Question Quiz, some Rat stats and a voice note from friend of the podcast, Carl Hutchinson. Beefs are gift themed and QFTP involve a quick ick, an appliance engineer on a home visit and some very questionable underwear rotation. EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/sma Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this week's Bumper Summer Best Of we re-visit one of the most iconic stories from a listener! It involves a groom and his mum... smas and das, if you know you know! As well as that there is more strictly chat, Sandra stories, Beefs, a discussion about renewing wedding vows and a pooh, zodiac DJ themed story! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We're officially half way through the summer holidays! This week, The Ramseys have been hacked by their nine year old, Chris has been randomly appearing on Netflix and we reminisce about something we'd completely forgotten about... chain emails! Rosie was pre-warned about this week's beef - but things still get a little bit spicy… and we treat you to a very whacky edition of Extra Extra! QFTPs include a midwife miracle and a school assembly catastrophe.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's the Summer of 2019 and Chris has been announced for strictly! Rosie get's in to the spirit with Alexa and Chris enjoys the press getting his age wrong and proclaiming Rosie as a professional dancer! We hear Rosie confess her love for all things Cadbury and how she even did a school project on Cadbury World. They also discuss twitter bios, emojis and why spitting during sex is an odd choice! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week on Shagged, Married, Annoyed - Chris and Rosie run down the fifteen (apparently!) most unattractive ‘hobbies' . Stay tuned to find out how Brazilian jiu-jitsu ranks on the list. There has also been trampoline chaos, boomer run-ins and Rosie got caught red-handed on her iPad…  QFTPs include a very threatening legal letter, a mysterious stain and one of our favourite kinds of email… a midwife story!  One of our sponsors is giving away a £100 gift voucher. All you have to do is click this ⁠⁠link ⁠⁠and fill in a short questionnaire to be in with a chance to win! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In part three of the Bumper Summer Best Of Chris and Rosie have holiday beefs which led to the infamous Secret Scoffing Club! Question's from the Public include the origins of the Bang Pillow, Mrs Dingleberry and the heart breaking love bite story! We hope you're enjoying listening to the best ofs and our usual Friday pods! Send us all your weird and wonderful emails to shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com One of our sponsors is giving away a £100 gift voucher. All you have to do is click this ⁠⁠link ⁠⁠and fill in a short questionnaire to be in with a chance to win! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Olá! The Ramseys are back from their summer holiday and we have a lot to catch up on. There's inflatable drama, Dobble crimes, fake Americans and border control hacks… all to look forward to on this week's episode! The trip has also given us two fresh holiday related beefs - but Chris has also been busy beefing with people poolside. QFTPs feature a day-ruining email and a *very* cool vehicle… One of our sponsors is giving away a £100 gift voucher. All you have to do is click this ⁠link ⁠and fill in a short questionnaire to be in with a chance to win! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's time for the second instalment of the SMA Bumper Summer Best Of! This week Chris and Rosie discuss the Costco care package and the do's and don'ts of be married in to Rosie's family. We witness the start of Rosie's caravan campaign and the pair reveal their thoughts on PDA's, farting in front of your partner and why it's a bit odd to stay friends with all your exes. PLUS there's a celebrity question and we revisit Rosie Mamsey! One of our sponsors is giving away a £100 gift voucher. All you have to do is click this ⁠link ⁠and fill in a short questionnaire to be in with a chance to win! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss crying in the shower, passing out, and why Chris had the worst lie-in EVER! The pair share their thoughts on flight etiquette and fashion choices you make when you've packed all your best things for a holiday. There's some Extra Extra, teary eyed beefs and some brilliant QFTP's which cover scheduling adult time and mispronounced surnames. One of our sponsors is giving away a £100 gift voucher. All you have to do is click this link and fill in a short questionnaire to be in with a chance to win! Keep sending all your brilliant emails to: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We are rewinding to 2019 and listening to some of the best bits of early Shagged Married Annoyed! Robin is 3, Chris is yet to find his love of cycling and cuddle club and Rosie has just reached 100K followers on Instagram. The famous foursome email is revisited, they discuss couples that don't argue, bad dates, northern sex puns AND we hear from Ed Sheeran and Jason Manford with their questions for the couple. Email the podcast with all your weird and wonderful stories at shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com One of our sponsors is giving away a £100 gift voucher. All you have to do is click this ⁠link ⁠and fill in a short questionnaire to be in with a chance to win! Join our mailing list: https://www.shaggedmarriedannoyed.com/mailing-list Instagram: instagram.com/chrisandrosie_/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisandrosie_ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ChrisAndRosieRamsey For Gifting, PR or Media enquiries please contact management@avalonuk.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week on Shagged Married Annoyed Rosie returns from her holiday and practices her Greek out on Chris. Robin has come up with a new Twin Theory and Rafe has a new word for muscles (that actually makes complete sense!). The pair discuss special trainers, turning 40 (almost) and why the podcast might even be too rude for YouTube! All of this plus a beef from Chris and some cracking QFTP's… Email the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Join our mailing list: https://www.shaggedmarriedannoyed.com/mailing-list Instagram: instagram.com/chrisandrosie_/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisandrosie_ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ChrisAndRosieRamsey For Gifting, PR or Media enquiries please contact management@avalonuk.com EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/sma Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week on Shagged. Married. Annoyed Chris and Rosie get to grips with their new studio which involves Rosie figuring out a less obvious way of having a good itch! They discuss a wedding they recently attended, and they share their thoughts on ‘prom season'. Barry shows up for the beefs and Chris explains why he can't get on board with hanging washing outside. All of this plus some brilliant Questions from the Public…cheese anyone?     Keep sending us your stories, no matter how mad: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Join our mailing list: https://www.shaggedmarriedannoyed.com/mailing-list TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisandrosie_ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ChrisAndRosieRamsey For Gifting, PR or Media enquiries please contact management@avalonuk.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss back scratching, cheese in eggs, bags for life, something strange Chris witnessed in a toilet and a man that when on a stag with just the clothes on his back! There is so much in this week's episode and that's before they've reached the beefs, Extra Extra and QFTP'S! Enjoy SMAS! Email the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Complete our sponsor survey ⁠by clicking here Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie have a real time domestic and that's before the beefs! They discuss Chris' injury, iced buns, and Chris reveals all after a recent stag do. Beefs are fresh and QTFP involve contraband, running away and some hearing difficulty. Email the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com

What happens on a hen do... That's right, Rosie is back from the hen do and ready to spill the tea while Chris prepares for the stag! The couple discuss day drinking, Robin's taste in music and why Chris had to buy a pregnancy test! All this plus some finger sniffing and more toe nail QFTPs! Email the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the podcast this week Rosie is multi-tasking as she gets ready for a hen do whilst sharing beefs and reading some brilliant QFTP's! Chris shares a new diagnosis that is causing him some stress (natch) and the pair get mad at North East weather, do some Yodelling and get round to some wacky wacky do da headlines in a newish segment, Extra Extra! Email the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

3…2…1…. it's lift off on this week's episode of Shagged, Married, Annoyed! It's the school holidays and the weather has decided that summer is over…  Rosie's been doing a *lot* of printing - and Chris is ill and has decided that he will be for the rest of time. Meanwhile, Rafe has been showing his competitive side this week, as well as trying his hand at golf commentary.  Rosie talks us through some of her choices on Taskmaster and Chris has come up with a very frightening quiz…  An old friend pops by during the beefs and QFTPs include mattress mysteries and some very supportive parents.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this week's podcast Chris is feeling under the weather but still manages a new quiz format for Rosie to take part in. Beefs include farts and a new (ish) mattress! QFTP's cover a very unfortunate shoulder injury, a fire plan and a sh*t story from a Midwife. Also this week Rosie calls on Kate to validate her travelling chip fire school memory.

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss favourite sandwiches, kids in the pub and their night at The Book Awards! They also have a Taskmaster recap and Rosie brings some Sexy Beast themed Beef! QFTP's involve and old people's home, a tooth brushing ick and some skiving! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this week's podcast the Ramsey's discuss AI and the prospect of living forever. Chris has been talking to Chat GPT whilst Rosie remains sceptical. They chat about filling out forms, green flies and shots! All of this plus a Taskmaster leader board! EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/sma Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this week's episode Chris and Rosie are enjoying the heat but come to blows over Quiche. Barry Beef makes an appearance and there's discussions about marathons, collagen, Vampires and happy endings! If you would like to get in touch email shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the podcast this week Chris makes an executive decision about glasses and reveals his cure for hiccups. Rosie shares her love for The Traitors and shares some potential business ventures. Beefs are buttery and QFTP's involve news from Augusta, a car loss and a nice little ick! EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/sma Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week on Shagged, Married, Annoyed - Rosie has been antagonising the pollen gods and Chris is being a brave little boy even though he has a cold. We also discuss Katy Perry's intergalactic mission - and Chris tells us some space facts which makes everything get quite existential... A weekend away has inspired both this week's beefs, and QFTPs involve an unusual 80th birthday party, a leather jacket that should never see the light of day and a prankster that took things way, way, waaaaaay too far. 

Chris and Rosie are back with another episode of raucous in your ears entertainment…  This week, Chris reveals his shocking mouthwash habits and Rosie has been considering all the negatives of marriage. Things get a little bit tense in the beefs - and Chris gets his questionable Spanish accent out… In QFTPs, we head on a debaucherous stag do in Benidorm and we find out about a science experiment gone wrong… someone please get the industrial carpet cleaner out!  You can get in touch with the podcast by emailing us on shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this week's podcast Chris reveals his competitiveness and even gets Robin's approval! The pair share the listeners exchange student stories and get to the bottom of their beefs. As well as this there is an April Fool's day discussion and Chris confesses to some controversial train behaviour. Email the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this week's podcast The Ramsey's discuss daily routines, exchange students and their memories of take-aways. QFTP's include a rapids update, a snotty nose and a very anti-social flyer! Get in touch with the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this week's podcast Rosie shares her feelings about Chris winning Bake Off... and as you can imagine, she wasn't happy. The pair discuss making the show and even Barry Beef reveals his thoughts on the outcome. All of this plus a whip update, some advert nostalgia with Rosie's Dad, mouldy charcuterie and a story involving dog cameras! Email the podcast at shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this week's podcast Chris has some beef with Green Bananas and Kippers! The pair call Sandra to settle a potpourri dispute and Rosie shares some intel on fake ID... is there a documentary in the making? All of this plus some QFTP's which involve strange parenting choices, brushing your teeth with your eyes closed and bogeys! Email the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this week's podcast there is some excitement about the Five reunion plus Chris reveals some sad news about a record breaking couple. The pair discuss how difficult Robin's home work has become and why it's not okay to woop every time a bottle of bubbly is opened. If you want to get in touch with Chris and Rosie email the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this week's podcast the couple discuss Chris' tour (and what Rosie made of the poster!), the return of periods and why Rosie is now singing up to 16 songs per night at Rafe's request. There are some great QFTP's including a trip to Thailand, a dirty tissue and some more 90's parenting. Email the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com For more information on Chris' Tour visit chrisramseycomedy.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the podcast this week Rosie has a tailbone update and much to Chris's horror, reveals the bath advice she's been given. The couple discuss 90's parenting, bad gigs and why getting pumped up in a barber's chair is a credible ick. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week on the podcast Rosie has injured her back and Chris is convinced he's being gas lit by the kids. Chris shares the joy of a recent trip to McDonalds and the pair discuss 90's parenting. QFTP's include Cabbage Patch Kids, a hairy ick and a Class A one night stand. Email the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week on the podcast Chris has a new achievement to share and Rosie is feeling different! The pair discuss new tech, a very unusual reason not to go to work and there are even a couple of quick icks! Email the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this week's podcast Chris stops procrastinating and and much to Rosie's delight, books his vasectomy. The couple discuss a controversial record breaker, robots, one egg omelettes and there is even a call from Belinda Beef! Email the podcast ShaggedMarriedAnnoyed@gmail.com

Chris and Rosie have good and bad news this week and they are both feeling itchy! The pair share some exciting news and there is also a cameo from Robin Ramsey. They chat sandwiches, splinters, Mr Trebus and ghosts. To get in touch with the podcast email shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss post Christmas blues and why they shouldn't come as a surprise. Chris shares his ideas for a new book and Rosie plays some brilliant beat boxing clips care of Robin and Rafe! Beefs get sweaty and QFTP's involve a burning bum, an electrician and a Rosie's Mystery! All of this plus some thoughts on Heaven!

It's the first episode of 2025!Chris and Rosie return to discuss their Christmas and how Fortnite and Warhammer have made their way in to the Ramsey Household. Beef's involve Rosie's cough and Chris shares a recent ick. QTFP's involve bathroom hygiene, a fresh fish and Face Off! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Christmas AND it's the 300th episode! Join Chris and Rosie as they get in the Christmas spirit and share some festive QFTP's! All of this plus Chris has witnessed some strange behaviour in the street and they address the elephants in the room! Email the podcast Shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week's podcast (Podcast 299!) Chris share's some more festive insults and the pair discuss the future of the Elf! The pair get nostalgic over Top of the Pops and they come up with a new invention. QFTP's involve an ingrowing hair, licking and a brand new ick.Email the podcast Shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week's podcast the Ramsey's are getting to grips with Christmas including some Yuletide insults! Rosie is on her retinol journey and Chris has been giving himself gym related injuries. There's a Supermarket related QFTP and Rosie confesses he new love! Email the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.