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The only way Rosie and Chris Ramsey can have a conversation without being interrupted by a toddler or ending up staring at their phones is by doing a podcast. They’ll be chatting all about life, relationships, arguments, annoyances, parenting, growing up and everything in between. Each week they wil…

Chris & Rosie Ramsey


    • Feb 6, 2026 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 390 EPISODES

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    The Sh**ged Married Annoyed podcast is an absolute gem that I have been listening to from the very beginning. The hosts, Chris and Rosie Ramsey, deliver hilarious and relatable content that never fails to brighten up my day. Their chemistry is undeniable, and it feels like you're sitting down with old friends as they share their stories and banter back and forth. Whether you need a laugh or just some good company, this podcast is the perfect choice.

    One of the best aspects of The Sh**ged Married Annoyed podcast is its authenticity. Chris and Rosie hold nothing back, discussing everything from their personal lives to more outrageous topics with refreshing honesty. They create a comfortable space where listeners can embrace their own imperfections and feel understood. It's this genuine connection that keeps me coming back week after week.

    Another standout aspect of the podcast is the live shows they occasionally do. These shows not only bring their hilarious dynamic to life but also involve audience participation, creating a truly immersive experience. It's a testament to their talent as performers that they can entertain both in audio form and on stage.

    However, one downside I've noticed recently is some sound issues in certain episodes. Sometimes the volume levels are inconsistent, making it difficult to hear or causing disruptions in enjoying an otherwise fantastic episode. While it doesn't detract significantly from the overall quality of the podcast, it would be great for these technical issues to be addressed for a more consistently enjoyable experience.

    In conclusion, The Sh**ged Married Annoyed podcast is an absolute delight that never fails to make me laugh out loud. Chris and Rosie Ramsey's humor and authenticity shine through every episode, providing a much-needed dose of joy and relatability in my life. Despite minor sound issues at times, this podcast remains a favorite among listeners for its genuine content and incredible chemistry between hosts. If you're looking for a hilarious and heartwarming podcast, look no further than The Sh**ged Married Annoyed.



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    Vampires, slop duty and some misleading alarms

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2026 65:13


    Were vampires ever real... and other thoughts from todays podcast! Guess who's back? That's right, Chris and Rosie return to discuss school dinners, vampires, tea towels and some undercover (literally) recording. We have some brilliant voice notes that involve funerals, a £20 note and an unfortunate bed incident. QFTP's cover bottle misuse, dog pooh and some porn star intel! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch!

    Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mo Gilligan

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2026 42:51


    On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, presenter, and cultural icon, Mo Gilligan! From viral sketches to sold-out tours Mo joins the podcast to talk about his days in retail and he shares how he became so knowledgeable of the Jo Malone archive! Chris and Mo reminiscence about an incident on a train, their shared love of gadgets and what the weirdest thing Mo ever received in the post was. All of this plus a brilliant PKMA! Mo is a busy guy but you can catch him on tour with his new show The Mo You Know visit mogilligan.com/mo-live for tickets Mo's brand new stand up special Mo Gilligan: In The Moment is available to watch on Netflix now!. You can listen to Mo's podcast Man Like You with Eddie Kadi and Babatunde Aléshé wherever you get your podcasts. If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch!

    Rosie's bad week, safety gadgets and the IMDB of Porn

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2026 55:39


    On this week's podcast Rosie is on a 'bad week' but that doesn't stop the pair from having a good laugh! They discuss Rosie's dreams, safety gadgets, a potential new invention and testosterone! Plus Chris serves up some facts and gets Rosie to join in on his quiz. There's beefs and even a WhatsApp beef from a SMA ! Another fart medley and some brilliant QTFTP! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch!

    Please Keep Me Anonymous with Tom Davis

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2026 46:25


    On this week's PKMA Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, actor and podcaster Tom Davis! As well as reading one of your weird and wonderful stories, Tom discusses why he loves Newcastle, the legendry Nando's black card, what it's like being a girl Dad AND he reveals who he was a body double for before he made it big time!

    Soft play beef, a public apology and some sibling trolling

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2026 65:49


    On this week SMA, Chris has some Soft Play beef, he makes a public apology to friend of the pod, Carl Hutchinson and he reveals why he begrudges Nana Bridget the leftovers! Rosie hears from Kev with some low level (unintentional) trolling and she explains her love of clingfilm. All of this plus some fantastic WhatsApp messages

    Please Keep Me Anonymous with Joel Dommett

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2026 55:10


    Joining Chris and Rosie this week is the brilliant Joel Dommett! The trio bond over Traitors (spoiler alert if you haven't watched the Celeb version!) celebrity doctors and life with two children. Joel discusses his most recent procedure which has him in a fair amount of pain, Brazilian jiu jitsu and his new collaboration with TV's Ben Shepherd! All of this and SO much more! You can watch Joel host The Masked Singer on ITV and catch up on ITVX. You can also find Joel on tour throughout 2026 with his show 'Happy Idiot', find tickets at joeldommett.com  If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch!

    Medium to low level shaggers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2026 64:16


    On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss the highs and lows of silly string, Rosie's fake tan and the politics of Christmas money! For the first time EVER Chris and Rosie listen to your voice notes and smas and das, you did not disappoint! We also have some questions from the public which include one of the most anti-social sex habits ever...  If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch!

    Please Keep Me Anonymous with Jordan North and William Hanson

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2026 48:20


    It's the podcast crossover of DREAMS! This week Chris and Rosie are joined by the brilliant Help I Sexted My Boss lads, Jordan North and William Hanson. There's a lot that gets covered including where William gets his haircut, some lady like sitting, Chris's glow up and there's even a bro shake! As well as all of this William and Jordan read a brilliant PKMA for Rosie and Chris. It may even give the smas and das some welcome advice! Jordan and William are on tour with the brilliant Help I Sexted My Boss Tour, expect dancers, costume changes and a whole lot more. For tickets visit sextedmyboss.com/live If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! Email: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com WhatsApp: 07874 406650 Enjoy these episodes on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    A dance injury, the pig box of shame and the official SMA WhatsApp number

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2026 64:59


    Happy New Year Smas & Das! Chris and Rosie are back and they discuss the right time to take down Christmas decorations, unacceptable amounts of takeaway and a dance injury that Rosie got at a recemt party! Chris has a cheery quiz for the New Year and the Beefs cover haircuts and hats. All of this plus a couple of QFTP's and a quick call with Kate! Email the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Please Keep Me Anonymous with Bridget Christie

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2026 46:40


    On this week's Please Keep Me Anonymous, Chris and Rosie are joined by the brilliantly funny comedian, actor and writer Bridget Christie. This episode goes in all kinds of surprising directions including Bridget's job on a farm, bad auditions, Chris' issue with beans on pizza AND Bridget discusses an unusual WhatsApp group. All of this plus a story from one of you lovely listeners and some chat about Bridget's new Tour 'Jacket Potato Pizza' (which is a story in itself!) For tickets to Bridget's tour go to bridgetchristie.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Bumper Christmas Best Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2026 49:46


    This week we have a little festive treat until some normality resumes! We've gone back to Christmas' past and we have some highlights from the last few years of festive episodes! Expect to hear from Barry and Belinda Beef, a trip to Lapland and an ill advised hat. Festive QFTP's involve the legend that is Jackie, some sweaty veg and some very inappropriate public heavy petting! The podcast will return for a PKMA episode on January 7th. If you want to get in touch with the podcast email: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Please Keep Me Anonymous with John Robins

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2025 42:19


    This week Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, podcaster and writer John Robins! As well as reading one of your gross stories John bring his own tales to share. Plus, the trio discuss comedy, John's podcast ‘How Do You Cope' and his new book ‘Thirst'. You can find all episodes of How Do you Cope wherever you get your Podcasts.  Thirst: Twelve Drinks That Changed My Life is available for pre-order! Today, get Huel's full Lite & Lean Starter Kit online with our code SMA30 for 30% off at https://huel.com/SMA30. New Customers Only. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    A Christmas Please Keep Me Anonymous with Carl Hutchinson

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2025 47:10


    It's friend of the podcast (and best friend of Chris Ramey) Carl Hutchinson! Carl joins Chris and Rosie in their studio for a good natter and some retelling of a few famous Carl stories! There's a festive Please Keep Me Anonymous plus we find out how well Chris and Carl know each other in a Christmas edition of Mr & Mr!  Follow Carl on Instagram and TikTok: Instagram @carl_hutchinson_comedy TikTok @carlhutchinsoncomedy  Catch Carl at Newcastle City Hall on 24th October 2026 https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/carl-hutchinson-fine-whine-newcastle-upon-tyne-24-10-2026/event/3E006375A569613A   For news on Carl's UK & Ireland 2026 Tour visit:  carlhutchinson.net  You can find new episodes of The Carl Hutchinson Podcast, each week, wherever you get your podcasts! Today, get Huel's full Lite & Lean Starter Kit online with our code SMA30 for 30% off at https://huel.com/SMA30. New Customers Only. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    A Christmas Please Keep Me Anonymous with Sandra and Kate

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2025 57:54


    The SMAs asked and we delivered! On this special episode, Chris and Rosie sit down with Sandra and Kate (separately) and get their thoughts on the festive season! They discuss Christmas trees, memories, songs and movies! They even have a festive Please Keep Me Anonymous to read. So, enjoy this special ep with the extended SMA family and have a very Merry Christmas! Email the podcast at shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    It always comes down to baths or crisps

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2025 61:17


    It's the last Shagged Married Annoyed of 2025 BUT keep your eyes peeled because we have some lovely festive treats to fulfil all your Christmas Podcast wishes! This week on the podcast Chris is celebrating a milestone (kind of), Rosie reveals her potential favourite season and the pair discuss the future... The beefs are wild, literally, and Chris questions Rosie's parenting. All of this plus some great QTFP's which are not for the faint hearted! If you want to get in touch with the podcast email: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Please Keep Me Anonymous with Vogue Williams

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2025 35:21


    This week on Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie are joined by the unstoppable Vogue Williams! Fresh out the Jungle, Vogue spills the tea on what life was like in the camp and why she thinks Chris and Rosie should give it a go! They also discuss the fun Vogue had on this year 's Gladiator Celebrity Special (BBC ONE Christmas Day 3.35pm). Spot Bot anyone?! All of this plus a brilliant Please Keep Me Anonymous, doomed business plans and the start of a vlog! You can catch Vogue on Gladiators Celeb Special on Christmas Day at 3.35pm on BBC ONE and of course catch up on Iplayer. Listen to Vogue and Joanne McNally on their brilliant podcast My Therapist Ghosted Me, wherever you get your podcasts! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Judge us separately

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2025 55:59


    On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie chat about their trip to London and we get some Sunday Brunch BTS! There are some hoover beefs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Please Keep Me Anonymous with Ania Magliano

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2025 34:35


    On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, podcaster and Taskmaster start, Ania Magliano! Ania does some couple's counselling with the pair and reveals why her and her partner called it quits on their couple's podcast. They also discuss facial hair and Ania's new Tour 'Peach Fuzz'. All of this plus a brilliant 'Please Keep me Anonymous' AND Chris learns how one particular swear word has been given a glow up! To book tickets for Ania's tour visit aniamagliano.com To get one of your weird and wonderful stories read out by a guest email shaggedmarriedannoyd@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Hot and Heavy

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2025 56:09


    It's the first SMA of December which means it's decoration time! Rosie and Chris discuss Christmas trees, Chris' weekend away, a present from last year and an unusual use for medical syringes. There are also some dinner and bin based beefs plus QFTP involving bubble wrap, a driving instructor and a very very VERY bad commute. Keep sending your brilliant stories to shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Please Keep Me Anonymous with Russell Howard

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2025 48:58


    On Please Keep Me Anonymous this week Chris and Rosie are joined by super star comedian Russell Howard! As well as reading one of your weird and wonderful stories, Russell talks about life as a new Dad, stand up on less sleep and what his new Tour 'Don't tell the Algorithm' is all about! Plus Russell talks about his own podcast 'Russell Howard's Five Beautiful Things' For tickets to Russell's Tour visit russell-howard.co.uk Find 'Russell Howard's 5 Beautiful Things' wherever you get your podcasts! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Chris is flammable and Rosie starts writing Geordie Porn

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2025 57:31


    There is tons discussed on this week's Shagged Married Annoyed... Scented candles, boiled eggs, laundry, creatine and so much more! Chris has had the flu jab so if feeling particularly thirsty and Rosie cannot stop singing! As well as beefs and QFTP's Rosie finds out the difference between an exhibitionist and a philanthropist! Send your weird and wonderful stories to shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Please Keep Me Anonymous with Joanne McNally

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2025 47:36


    Guess who's popping in for a natter? None other than Joanne McNally! Chris and Rosie get together with Ireland's comedy queen for a riot of an episode! They discuss everything from what they would do in a Zombie Apocalypse, thoughts on Zodiac signs and why eating your own faeces might be the new trend! All of this plus Joanne reads one of your filthy stories! Joanne is currently on tour with her show Pinotphile and you can get tickets here: joannemcnally.com Joanne's podcast 'My Therapist Ghosted Me' which she hosts with Vogue Williams is available wherever you get your podcasts! Send your weird and wonderful stories to shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    WhatsApp groups revealed and Rosie goes to see Five!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2025 61:51


    There is lots to be discussed on this week's Shagged Married Annoyed! Chris has been impressing Rosie's family with some basic DIY (and a trip to the shops), Rosie goes to see Five and has some beef with their security guard, whatsapp group names are revealed and they don't show anyone in a good light! All of this plus some tasty beefs and some great QFTP's involving a one hour developing service, some icky future planning and second hand mouthwash. If you would like to send a weird and wonderful story to Chris and Rosie, email shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Please Keep Me Anonymous with Olly Murs

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2025 52:23


    This week, Rosie and Chris are joined by the one and only Olly Murs who brings his trademark energy and cheekiness! Expect a deep dive into everything from being a dad to two under two, doing karaoke with Mark Wright and how his family and friends will always keep him grounded. All of this plus a brilliant 'Please Keep Me Anonymous' from one of you lovely SMAS! If you would like your story to be read out by a special guest, email the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Olly's new Album ‘Knees Up' is out on November 21st  You can catch Olly Murs and Mark Wright each Saturday morning on their Heart Radio Breakfast show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    A hangover breakdown

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2025 60:23


    Chris and Rosie are feeling very delicate, but they soldier on and bring you a hungover edition of SMA! There are itchy palms, a post curry update and some heating beef. The pair discuss the future of Robots, Aesop's Fables and an AI theory.  There are some filthy QTFP's that involve a Sausage Dog, a hairdryer and some old school developed photos! If you have a story for Chris and Rosie email the podcast: Shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Please Keep Me Anonymous with Harriet Kemsley

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2025 38:41


    This week Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by the brilliantly funny Harriet Kemsley — comedian, podcaster, Mum and general delight! Harriet talks about her Podcast ' From romantic disasters to the realities of stand-up life, Harriet spills all — and of course, there's a cracking What's Your Beef? and a few listener questions that go wildly off the rails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    This is why I'll leave you

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2025 63:33


    On this week's podcast there is a lot discussed! Rosie shares that she finally loves Chris back (as much as he loves her). There is a call to Kevin and quite a reveal about his oversized Goldfish. Rosie explains how a bottle of Gaviscon featured on a night out and we also find out why she isn't keen on trick or treating! As well as all of this there are beefs and some brilliant (and windy) QFTP's! Email the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Please Keep Me Anonymous with Aston and Sarah Merrygold

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2025 37:27


    This week, the Ramseys are joined by pop royalty and parenting pros, Aston & Sarah Merrygold. The couple discuss the highs and lows of soft play, the joys of touring and how Sarah and Aston met! And of course, Chris and Rosie ask Aston about the legendary JLS condoms! All of this plus a brilliant PKMA... Find details to the JLS tour at jlsofficial.com Send in your weird and wonderful stories to shaggedmarriedannoyed.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    A Halloween Special and Chris is NOT on board

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2025 64:07


    It's time for a spooky episode of Shagged Married Annoyed and Chris is not in the mood! Rosie has come in fancy dress but Chris is very much against all the festivities that come with Halloween! As well a Pumpkin Picking rant the pair discuss Kate's favourite horror film, the ongoing crisp habit and there is a hunt on for a bar of Dairy Milk! All of this plus beefs and some brilliant QFTP's! Email the podcast: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Please Keep Me Anonymous with Phil Ellis

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2025 39:36


    This week, Rosie and Chris are joined by comedian and Taskmaster troublemaker Phil Ellis! They chat all things Taskmaster as well as reminiscing about lock down zoom nights, Edinburgh Festival and why Phil decided to do a kids show. Expect chaos, laughter, and more oversharing than anyone asked for. As always, there's Please Keep Me Anonymous story that Phil shares with Chris and Rosie plus some silver service and seafood chat! You can catch Phil on tour with his new show Bath Mat find tickets at philelliscomedy.com You can also watch Phil on Taskmaster every Thursday at 9pm on Channel 4 or catch up on the series at channel4.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Airport Pints and Naked Parties

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2025 62:58


    Today Rosie is joined by Chris, or is she?? This week's podcast includes a celebrity pseudonym , passport dramas, phone scammers, airport pints and some very very bad breath. There's burger issues, a sugar ban and some emotional beef! QFTP's include naked parties, a spare digit, a long list of one woman's icks and some harmless baseball cap fun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Please Keep Me Anonymous with Leigh-Anne Pinnock

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2025 39:31


    Things just got spicy on this week's Please Keep Me Anonymous! This week Chris and Rosie are joined by none other than Leigh-Anne Pinnock — global pop queen, powerhouse performer, and all-around icon. From Little Mix magic to bossing up as a solo artist, Leigh-Anne brings good vibes, honesty, and a whole lot of laughs. The trio bond over life as working parents and how to keep marriage fresh and fun! They discuss Leigh-Anne's next era including how she's owning her voice, chasing her dreams, and staying unapologetically herself every step of the way. Plus, of course, a corker of a Please Keep Me Anonymous.  Check out Leigh- Anne's singles: Been a Minute, Dead and Gone and Burning Up! Leigh-Anne YouTube  Leigh-Anne's New Album will be out in February 2026 and look out for her UK and European Tour! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    AI Porn and Jacket Potatoes

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2025 62:05


    On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie have the heating on! They discuss Jacket Potatoes, AI Porn and why Rosie isn't allowed to enter competitions. Chris reveals a new yoghurt obsession and Rosie makes a call to both Sandra and Kate... There's some science facts, clothing related beef and QFTP's involving theme tunes, gaming and a trip to Turkey. Keep sending your weird and wonderful emails to: ShaggedMarriedAnnoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Please Keep Me Anonymous with Al Murray

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2025 48:45


    This week Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, podcaster and WWII buff Al Murray! Al and Chris reminisce about touring together and discuss an eventful trip to Dubai. The trio also talk about Al's love of history, the splash zone on his new tour and the perils of meet and greets... All of this plus Al reads one of you're brilliant emails! Find tickets to Al's tour here: thepublandlord.com Al's podcast We Have Ways of Making You Talk with James Holland can be found here: We Have Ways - Channel - Apple Podcasts Catch Al's voice (and writing) on the topical YouTube Series Spitting Image: The Rest is Bullshit Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Weaponized Incompetence

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2025 54:44


    Chris and Rosie are back from a trip to London, and they have their beefs at the ready! But first there is a Geography quiz, some passive aggressive behaviour from Siri and discussion about what radio/podcasts host look like in real life! QFTP'S involve a school prank, swimming googles, an unusual headscratcher and some monetisation of discharge... who knew? Keep your emails coming to shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Please Keep My Anonymous with Greg Davies

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2025 51:42


    On this week's Please Keep Me Anonymous, Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, Taskmaster, Never Mind The Buzzcocks host and all round legend, Greg Davies! As well as talking about the new series of Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Greg reveals what his first TV job was and he shares the details of a very stressful photoshoot (and it's not the one with all the milk!) Rosie and Greg bond over true crime obsessions and the three all get nostalgic for the naughty kids at school. Watch Never Mind the Buzzcocks on Tuesday's at 9pm on Sky Max and NOW To find out details about any forthcoming shows join Greg's mailing list at Gregdavies.co.uk Watch Taskmaster on C4 at 9pm on Thursdays or catch up at Channel4.com   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Toenail Barbie

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2025 68:24


    On this week's podcast Chris reveals his new Super Power and Rosie considers what intimate objects could make money online. There is some bad dream chat which seems a direct result of Rosie's love of True Crime and Chris shares some AI banter! All of this plus weekly beefs and some brilliant (yet gross) QFTPs! Email the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Please Keep Me Anonymous with Sam Ryder

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2025 49:14


    Get ready for some seriously good vibes from national treasure and Eurovision superstar, Sam Ryder! We all know Sam as the pop powerhouse who went from singing in his shed on TikTok to nearly winning Eurovision for the UK! Sam is blessed with a beautiful voice which Chris and Rosie get to hear in person and a joyfully infectious spirit. Sam talks about first dates, life in Nashville and why he LOVES hotels. All of this plus he reads a brilliant Please Keep Me Anonymous story. Sam's new Single Better Man is out now and his album Heartland will be released on October 16th. If you want your story to be shared by a special guest, email: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Hey Siri, how easy is it to get a divorce?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2025 65:37


    Get ready for some high stakes beef, a intense holiday breakdown and some triggered behaviour off the back of Taco day. The couple discuss fancy dress, some questionable GP equipment and if partners should haves access to a period tracker, thoughts? All of this plus some brilliant school themed QTFP's! If you have some stories that you'd like to share on the podcast, email: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Please Keep Me Anonymous with Jordan Stephens

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2025 53:25


    It's the first episode of Please Keep Me Anonymous and this week Chris and Rosie are joined by musician, writer, and actor Jordan Stephens! Chris and Jordan reveal how and where they have met before and Jordan shares his love of South Shields and explains why he met partner Jade at just the right time! The three talk about Jordan's theatre debut in Entertaining Mr Sloane as well as discussing the importance of theatre as a cultural experience. As well as all of this, Jordan reads an email from a listener and reveals his competitive side. Escape room anyone?? If you would like your email to be read out by a special guest, email: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com To book tickets to Entertaining Mr Sloane visit: youngvic.org/whats-on/entertaining-mr-sloane Jordan's book Avoidance, Drugs, Heartbreak and Dogs is available in paperback now! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Ep 337. Ruthless Zodiac Signs

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2025 65:16


    On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss Zodiac signs (who IS the most ruthless?), gilets, and the stone skimming scandal! Rosie reveals what she signed up to whilst drunk and the pair ponder over the identity of Banksy. The beefs are bed themed and QFTP involve a cat, shopping lists and an uninspiring history teacher. All of this plus some exciting news! Additional episodes featuring special guests will be in your podcast feeds from Wednesday 24th September! Send your weird and wonderful stories to: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Ep 336. The Great North Run and a Prawn Cocktail eye bath

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2025 64:19


    On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss The Great North Run, why Rosie thought Chris was cheating and how she got a crisp based injury! Chris has a new quiz, and the pair start to write the beginnings of a new kid's book. QFTP involve fun in a phone box, a Mummy ick and some very big lacy knickers! Keep sending all your weird and wonderful stories to: Shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Ep 335. Can we get a dog?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2025 61:32


    Today on Shagged, Married, Annoyed - Rosie's had the worst morning of her life and Chris is sporting a VERY obvious BJJ injury…  and as always we have beefs for you… or do we?! QFTPs have inspired Rosie with a new money making scheme, we hear about the worst morning after a night out ever… and we get a newfound appreciation of armpits.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Ep 334. Je Suis Belligerent

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2025 65:09


    We're in the final week of the summer holidays - and the Ramseys have been to Disneyland! Listen to find out if it is really the happiest place on earth… Meanwhile - Chris has taken a wasp hostage in his dressing room, we're beefing about mullets, and in QFTPs we've discovered a brand new take on a children's classic.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Bumper Summer Best Of - Part Seven

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2025 58:01


    It's the last Bumper Summer Best of 2025 an we have saved some of the most weird and wonderful QFTP's for all you Smas and Das! Throwback to The Twits, The Depositor and that time a bird shat in Rosie's mouth! We hope you've all had a great summer. Keep an eye on the SMA feed for more exciting additional content coming your way very soon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Ep 333. Shepherd's Pie for breakfast and disappointing den making

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2025 68:23


    On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie are still in the thick of the summer holidays (den making anyone?) however they are getting ready for a surprise family getaway! They discuss a disturbingly themed party, a Victorian wash, an unusual sex act and they decide that food and funerals don't mix. All of this plus some Shepherd's Pie Beef! Keep sending all your weird and wonderful stories to: Shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Join our mailing list: https://www.shaggedmarriedannoyed.com/mailing-list Instagram: instagram.com/chrisandrosie TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisandrosie_ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ChrisAndRosieRamsey For Gifting, PR or Media enquiries please contact management@avalonuk.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Bumper Summer Best Of - Part Six

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2025 42:13


    It's early 2020… The SMA tour has been announced, and the Ramsey's are also writing the Shagged Married Annoyed Book! This Best of includes Becky Beef (a long distant relative) and news from friend of the podcast Jess the Paramedic! As well as this, Rosie reveals her Bingo calling past and Chris gets called out for mansplaining on song lyrics. There's some hanky panky involving a friends aunt, inappropriate foot rubbing and some burglar role play! Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Ep 332. A flat pack nightmare and synchronised sisters

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2025 61:51


    On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed the couple discuss Chris's birthday, a flat pack furniture debacle and the hangover from hell. Sister Kate receives two calls from Rosie and successfully settles some urgent questions! There's also a One Question Quiz, some Rat stats and a voice note from friend of the podcast, Carl Hutchinson. Beefs are gift themed and QFTP involve a quick ick, an appliance engineer on a home visit and some very questionable underwear rotation. EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/sma Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Bumper Summer Best Of - Part Five

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2025 43:10


    On this week's Bumper Summer Best Of we re-visit one of the most iconic stories from a listener! It involves a groom and his mum... smas and das, if you know you know! As well as that there is more strictly chat, Sandra stories, Beefs, a discussion about renewing wedding vows and a pooh, zodiac DJ themed story! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Ep 331. Send this to 10 people or you will die

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2025 65:31


    We're officially half way through the summer holidays! This week, The Ramseys have been hacked by their nine year old, Chris has been randomly appearing on Netflix and we reminisce about something we'd completely forgotten about... chain emails! Rosie was pre-warned about this week's beef - but things still get a little bit spicy… and we treat you to a very whacky edition of Extra Extra! QFTPs include a midwife miracle and a school assembly catastrophe.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    Bumper Summer Best Of - Part Four

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2025 49:43


    It's the Summer of 2019 and Chris has been announced for strictly! Rosie get's in to the spirit with Alexa and Chris enjoys the press getting his age wrong and proclaiming Rosie as a professional dancer! We hear Rosie confess her love for all things Cadbury and how she even did a school project on Cadbury World. They also discuss twitter bios, emojis and why spitting during sex is an odd choice! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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