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First aired March 26, 2023*Through a megaphone* "Will all the genetically enhanced, secret spy, space marine, super soldiers, please report to the Brazilian space shuttle shaped like Saturn, immediately, for briefing on the next intergalactic Nazi-Reptilian space battle. Thank you." *Megaphone cuts off...electrical screech as megaphone kicks back on* "And if someone could please escort, Plan B Doctor, to pseudoscience medical room 4A, he seems to have escaped his human-sized hamster ball again. That is all. Sergeant Denial, out."-Chris covers the #SSP, Secret Space Program. Join today!Support the showStay curious!

First aired April 23, 2023Ever seen a grown man cry? Would you like to? This episode hits Chris right in the UFO gonads, and makes him question his stance on extraterestrials and their very existance. From NASAs ion manipulation creating “orbs” and military radar shenanigans to DEMONS! Let's find out what's really going on in this 4 step conspiracy called Project Blue Beam.Support the showStay curious!

First aired April 17, 2023What would you do if a body wearing a parachute and bullet proof vest appeared dead in your driveway? Or worse yet, said body, was surrounded by bags of COCAINE! Buckle up, you are about to embark on the wild ride that is the life of Andrew Carter Thornton II. Hear how his lifestyle led to the unintentional creation of the internet tycoon "Cocaine Bear."Support the showStay curious!

First aired April 9, 2023Chris finally covers his most favorite of topics, the realm of Dungeons and Dragons. Or as Katie likes to call it, the fantastical land of make believe. What led an innocent 'role playing game' to be the center of Satanic cult controversy? Are player characters actually being coerced into acts of MURDER and summoning Demons? Grab your 20 sided die, your hottest Succubus poster, Mountain Dew and Mike and Ike's for this weeks episode. Also, depression is a dark and lonely condition that not many people understand. If you or someone you know is contemplating suicide please reach out for help. You are loved more than you realize and would be missed more than you know.Support the showStay curious!

First aired April 2, 2023For thousands of years documented accounts, of what we now call "sleep paralysis," has been an area of interest. Scientists can understand what is happening during this mind, body disconnect, but not the why behind it. Why is this happening? More interestingly still is the appearance of the Hat Man. While sleep paralysis varies from person to person, the Hat Man seems to be a universally similar vision, eeriely lurking not just in your dreams.Happy 50th Episode Everyone! Support the showStay curious!

First aired February 12, 2023Three hundred year old witches, magical twins separated at birth, phony ass fish with amnesia, a post-apocalyptic middle east AND STAR WARS! So much gets unpacked in this weeks episode, Katie even has to stop the show to bring out colored markers and an erase board to organize her thoughts. We may not all agreed on Disney's dark storyline connections but we can all (by all we mean Katie) agree on one thing...Star Wars is not Disney.Support the showStay curious!

First aired February 5, 2023In this episode turned declaration of love, Katie talks with Chris about his only interest. Aliens. Unidentified aircraft fall from the sky and "creatures" are seen in distress all over the city of Varginha, Brazil. Locals raise question as military blockades are being set up in a residential neighborhood, and medical staff are threatened into silence. Truly something of significance must have happened for the United States to "Uncle Sam" their way in uninvited. Support the showStay curious!

First aired January 29, 2023When things get tough, the tough get tougher...OR broken down repeatedly until they are shammed into a shell of their former selves and are found lying naked in a heap upon a tear soaked floor. You know, therapy that works.Join us as we discuss America's most dangerous cult, Synanon and their 30 year coming of age story. Charles Dederich's approach to addiction recovery is B.A.N.A.N.A.S. but he sees himself as nothing short of heroic.Was this really a community of personal growth and development or a C.I.A. social experiment gone wrong.Support the showStay curious!

First aired September 18, 2022Chris walks us through why some people believe that Crisis Actors were involved not only in the horrible Sandy Hook school massacre, but other "staged" tragedies; all in attempts to disarm the American people.Was David Hogg just an implant from the liberal media, designed to eradicate the second amendment? Was he really just the over-entitled, under-fact, snob-noxious, under-whelming, cantankerous hangnail that he portrayed on TV. Or are you one of those that had a T-shirt with a picture of his face?!? Support the showStay curious!

First aired March 19, 2023In the beautiful countryside of Glasgow, Scotland, lies the covetous Overtoun Estate. Lush green lawns, quaint streams, and fawn worthy foliage abound. Lines of wealthy philanthropists have resided here and left their mark on the town; statues being erected in their honor. So why, in the name of all that is good and great in this world are dogs committing suicide all over this property!?Could it be a specter, a thin place, or something we can't even wrap our minds around...OR are dogs just...dumb and clumsy? Let's discuss."Oh hidy-ho officer! We've had a doozy of a day. There we were minding our own business, just doing chores around the house when kids started killing themselves all over my property.""You college kids gotta be more careful!""I was just standing there, minding my own business when he just jumped into my wood-chipper." -Tucker, Tucker and Dale vs. EvilSupport the showStay curious!

First aired March 12, 2023Chris tackles a topic that has Katie's mouth salivating, the world of North American cryptids. He covers three of the most talked about mythical creatures; The Jersey Devil, Wendigo and Mothman. Tales as old as time but is there lividity to their existence? And why the "H-E-Double Hockey Sticks" is Ben Franklin such a savage? Let's all find out together.Support the showStay curious!

First aired March 5, 2023Katie's browse history yields interesting and extremely incriminating information. What started as curious ponderings has taken a frolic down the path of "Ya! Why aren't we eating more people." Join STWYB as we discuss the common forms of human trafficking and it's lesser known cousin Body Brokerage.Support the showStay curious!

First aired February 26, 2023German Professor Paul Dienach falls into a year long comma only to awaken with startling infomation. While his body lay comatos, his mind inhabited that of a physicist who had been involved in an accident in the year 3906. What does he uncover from his year living in the future? And why do the doctors of the future seem so familiar with the concept of the time traveling conciousness? Let's find out together.Support the showStay curious!

First aired February 19, 2023A profound mystery has confuzzled minds for decades. What really happened on December 24th, 1945 in Fayetteville West Virginia? Five children disappear amidst the chaos of a house fire, presumed dead, but leaving no trace. Surely an entire town hasn't conspired against one man and his secretive past, or did they? Let's unravel this ongoing mystery together!Support the showStay curious!

First Aired June, 4, 2023Stanley Kubrick creates some of his finest work. No, not Clockwork Orange. No, not The Shinning *gasp.* What does any great director aspire to achieve? The moon baby, the moon! Don't worry Flat Earthers we'll keep it all under the dome....or not...at the very least we'll keep it vague and unfounded. What we once thought to be a 50/50 scenario between fact or faked moon landing footage, finally has us choosing sides. Let's all listen together and determine if this is one small step for mankind or one giant cannonball into lunar lunacy.Support the showStay curious!

First Aired May 28, 2023What's more unusual, a hundred year old grudge or a hog that starts a war? For decades two families have been at war with each other. The infamous Hatfield's on one side of the river and the legendary McCoy's on the other. How did it all start, and what kept the hate train rolling. Could this historic feud have been fueled by the decades old land dispute? The murder of a relative? Or is one, wayward pig, really the one to blame? Which family will you side with? Let's get lumberJACKED!Support the showStay curious!

First Aired May 21, 2023Wake up, go to work, join a cult....make it a an alien sex cult....ooo now add science! Congratulations you are now a Raelian. What could possibly bring the world of science and the world of ancient astronauts together? Sex of course you silly billy. In this heavily D&D saturated episode Chris messes with our minds. He starts by seducing Katie then shotputs her into the sea OF MADNESS where she treads water aimlessly until overcome by abursdity. Have you gotten your tickets to the orgy? Bring lotion, and snacks. Also, contractors wanted for 50 year in the making religious/laboratory/brothel/ancient alien landing pad....no experience necessary....must bring own lotion and snacks.Support the showStay curious!

First Aired May 14, 2023Easy to disbelieve but hard to disprove. There is evidence out there to suggest we don't know as much about this planet as we think we do. How far does our understanding go? First hand encounters dating back to the ancient Sumerian people, name dropping in the bible? Whose to say? But we can definately entertain the idea that bigfoot and Jesus know each other. Let's see what Bigfoot Part II has to offer.Support the showStay curious!

First Aired May 7, 2023Two bodies are found decomposing along the hillside of Niteroi, Rio de Janeiro. Both bodies are wearing, fancy suits, raincoats, and eye shades made from lead. A note is found in one of their pockets and reads, "16:30 be at the specified location. 18:30 ingest capsules, after the effect protect metals, await signal, mask." What is going on in the secret lives of these television repair men?! And is this the episode that can bring Chris back from the brink of disbelieving aliens?! For the love of God, let's hope so. Support the showStay curious!

First aired May 1, 2023It's about ding dang dong time Katie tackles one of her most favorite of subjects. Not chips and salsa, not old architecture, but BIGFOOT! Why are we trying to cure a magnitude of diseases when Mr. Foot is out there waiting to be discovered!?! Priorities people! Join us and get a listen to the EXCLUSIVE, first time interview of Mr. Charles Poulson, gentleman, sasquatch exhibitionist and encountee. Don't worry, he's a credible witness....for now. And don't forget to check out the Bigfoot Sighting Database. It is fascinating!Support the showStay curious!

First aired January 22, 2023Katie finishes off her obsessive quest to understand reincarnation. Does she believe? Does she not believe? She can only say with 100% certainty that she 100% neither believes nor disbelieves 100% of the time...and she thinks she's a scientist.Join us as we discuss more cases of children who remember previous lives. Who remembers past lives and why. And what happens during the in-between. The intermission between death and rebirth. Support the showStay curious!

First aired January 15, 2023In this week's episode Chris finally tackles the much-requested topic...MKUltra! The Central Intelligence Agency tries to harness the ability of brain washing, memory wiping and personality insertion upon the minds of willing and unwitting test subjects. Is there a real Manchurian candidate in the works? Are our pets, really inside ops, collecting information about us to share with foreign nationals!? Those bastards!Let's not find out for ourselves, let's do this for Peter! This one's for you. Rest in peace you beautiful porpoise.Support the showStay curious!

First aired January 8, 2023This topic has been on Katie's wish list since day one, and now that we're in a new year, we can finally talk about the "new you." Let's talk about reincarnation baby!! Woot Woot!! Who believes in reincarnation? Why do they believe? Why are children the primary sources for cases involving past lives? Does hypnosis work? What's with dreams? SO MANY QUESTIONS! Katie uses her ONE source (sorry source lovers) to discuss the possibility of living many lives.Support the showStay curious!

First aired January 1, 2023This weeks episode wraps up Chris' first, of potentially many, ufology series. How did Roswell, New Mexico become the origin for #UFO phenomenon? Whose brainwashed here? You? Me? Or maybe this is all just an elaborate tale meant to make a monumental profit for some and offer "one-upping" opportunities for others. Exploring the 40s mindset and futuristic prototyping we get launched to the past to help understand the reality of the situation. As long as we stick together we can...whether the weatherwhatever the weatherweather it's #aliens or not.#poemsSupport the showStay curious!

First aired December 25, 2022Happy Holidays to one and to all! In this "gift" of an episode we discuss Icelandic Christmas Lore, from Ogress mother Gryla to 13 of her mischievous sons; known as the Yule Lads. Could there be any truth behind the legend or are these just simple tricks parents play in order to keep their children in line before the holidays. It's either stay in line or, be whisked away in a balloon full on naughty children. Take your pick. So wash your spoons, clear your plates, and make sure candles are snuffed out at a decent time or be prepared to fall prey to one of the horrid 13. Muhahahahahaha. Support the showStay curious!

First aired December 18, 2022In this epilogue to Chris' Ufology series, we left off with the Nazi's on the run. Seeking refuge in the loveless continent of Antarctica. The Nazi's aim, to make contact with the Hollow Earth dwellers...ALIENS; and maybe one or two friendly penguins. Will their plans be foiled by the over ambitions, testosterone driven Americans, with a bad case of homesickness or will the Brits arrive in time for tea? Operation Highjump will reveal all.Nothing can be for certain in this episode. All we know is whale oil used to be a key component in margarine and that's disgusting.Support the showStay curious!

First aired December 11, 2022With the season of giving behind us we enter the season of #MIRACLES That's right motherf*%#@$^!s is miracle time! Grab your Rosary and say your prayers the season of miracles is at hand. Whether you're a believer or not it's hard to deny that this episode contains "remarkable" events to say the least.Join us as we discuss the 8,000 claims and 70 CONFIRMED miracles in one location, Lourdes, France.Support the showStay curious!

First aired December 4, 2022Chris gives an early Christmas gift by sharing his most favorite thing...ALIENS! From Nazis dipping their highly polished boots into the occult and receiving UFO blueprints through psychic transmission this episode has is all. What starts as mysterious lights called Foo Fighters in the sky quickly spirals into a WHOLE THING! You gotta listen, and don't forget, don't drink the Kool-Aid, or in this case the Vril. Join us for the first episode in Chris' UFO trilogy.Support the showStay curious!

First aired November 27, 2022This last episode in the "Giving Season" Katie shares the science behind "Paying it Forward" and why this movement would be impossible to maintain.Hint:#1. People Suck#2. See #1Support the showStay curious!

First aired November 22, 2022In this Chrisypoo of a tale we're taken through centuries of unexplainable transient lightning orbs. Or, the more accurately, but less intelligent sounding term "Ball Lightning." What can create this floating electrical phenomena which has been known to explode unexpectantly. Known to hit churches, kill "rude, unbecoming" pigs and enter your home Mary Poppins style this anomaly has yet to be solved. Stick around and learn with us and find out what 3 things Chris wants the children to fear most.Support the showStay curious!

First aired November 15, 2022Katie's heart is filled with warmth this cold wintery season. As she dives in to find the true meaning of holiday generosity. She is butt slapped with one of the world's largest charity scams; Feeding our Future.Is everyone just a selfish greed machine or is there still good in the world? If the world can band together to help 7-year old Olivia Gant....with some twists and turns. Maybe there's hope…or not, we'll let you decideSupport the showStay curious!

First aired November 6, 2022Chris guides us into a world we can't unknow…does #Hollywood have a connection to #pedophilia ? What is the Red Shoe Club? Who is Issac Kappy? Will we find out or will Chris be too busy calming Katie's wrath. Support the showStay curious!

First aired October 30, 2022We end this #Halloween month with our own real #paranormal encounters! Listen to Chris yell at ghosts, and Katie gasp in horror as a “spider” deer cross the road. What caused Chris get legitimately afraidSupport the showStay curious!

First aired October 23, 2022Part 4 of spooky season Katie brings us to a convent in Earling, Iowa where a woman, possessed for 32 years is finally delivered from the clutches of demonic entities.  Katie takes us on a journey through mental illness and into the terrifying eye witness account of the exorcism of Anna Ecklund. Please read the following before proceeding. You know, just in case!the Spiritual Warfare Prayer Against DemonsSt. Michael the archangel, defend us in battle.Be our safeguard against the wickedness and snares of the devil.Restrain him, O God, we humbly beseech thee, And do though, O prince of the heavenly host, By the power of God, cast him into hellWith the other evil spirits,Who prowl about the world seeking the ruin of souls.Amen.Support the showStay curious!

First aired October 16, 2022Chris tackles Katie's biggest fear and her life long refusal to get near a spirt board! How do they work? Will we connect to Abraxas, Great Archon and ruler of the 365 spheres of Hell? Support the showStay curious!

First aired October 12, 2022Continuing with the spooky season Katie takes us into the world's most haunted forest, Hoia Baciu. Here, in the Transylvania woods, people enter and don't always return. What makes this location such a paranormal hot spot? How did these woods earn the nickname Romania's Bermuda Triangle? Finishing off the episode we share the story of a lone gravesite in Nova Scotia said to be haunted by a sole inhabitant, 8-year-old Catherine McIntosh. Support the showStay curious!

First aired October 5, 2022Spooky season kicks off with a sucky topic, vampires!  Love, romance, blood and guts, this episode has it all along with a trigger warning for the squeamish.  It also contains a public service announcement that if you wake up in a coffin you are allowed to start a new life, far, far away.  We'll discover why everyone seems to be okay with grave desecration, and the decapitating, staking, and burning of ancestry. Support the showStay curious!

First aired September 25, 2022After 167 yrs no one knows what caused 40 miles of hoof prints in the town in Devon. If not the Devil…a swan wearing shoes , or a guy in a tiny hot air balloon as Chris predicts?Support the showStay curious!

 First aired September 11, 2022In this Katie-sode The Wickedest Man in the World. From fornication galore, forming a religion and sacrificial rituals is all but a grain of concentrated salt in the life of The Beast 666. Support the showStay curious!

First aired September 4, 2022  Katie has been on a quest for acts of real magic and is thwarted at every move. In this Katie-sode will she finally uncover true magic? Or, will we all get sucked into the crazy pool of secret societies only to be forced into learning ridiculous handshakes and passwords? Probably the later, BUT, whose to say? Let's find out together as we wade into the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn AND the introduction of the world's wickedest man, THE BEAST 666, Alesiter Crowley.  Support the showStay curious!

First aired August 28, 2022This episode will kick you in the proverbial nuts. How do you discredit hundreds of students making "contact." What would you do with the information they telepathically receive? And, what are your AI sex robot specifications? For Chris it's simple, dumb and blunt. Join us this week as we talk about un-debunkable extraterrestrial encounters and why witnesses were threatened into silence. *insert UFO noises*Support the showStay curious!

First aired August 21, 2022Katie stupidly takes on a mystery only to discover 90% through her research that it is in fact...no longer a mystery. *heavy sigh* HOWEVER, the story was too interesting to pass up. Join us as we piece together this 177 year old tale and the unintentional backstabbing by canned goods.Support the showStay curious!

First aired August 14, 2022Chris continues in part 2 of our Project Stargate episodes as we move from the CIA to the military's interest in psychics! Yes, the same as the men who stare at goats!Support the showStay curious!

First aired August 7, 2022Let's gather 'round and listen to Chris tells this 2 part tale of a time when the CIA believed that everyone had the capability to harness psychic abilities. Are you a psychic, maybe psychic, or fraud?Support the showStay curious!

First aired July 31, 2022We discuss a hairy topic...werewolves. From the origin story of the werewolf and it's death by a silver arrow, we travel through time to see if werewolves really exist. No conclusions guaranteed.Support the showStay curious!

First aired July 24, 2022This Episode we interviewed a certified expert witness with over 40 years in criminal investigations and author of an actual college text book on Conspiracy Investigations….Chris also calls him…DadSupport the showStay curious!

First aired July17, 2022Gary in engineering really f*cks things up for the world of particle physics. Are we really living in a weaselverse or did Gary 's baguette inadvertently open the gates of hell. Let's find out together on this Katie-sode. Support the showStay curious!

First aired July 10, 2022Do you have it in you…literally. In this episode Chris explains blood types and “golden blood,” your internal homing device for alien abduction. What's in your veins? Doesn't really matter, we like you anyway.Support the showStay curious!

First aired July 3, 2022Katie talks about her favorite show “Trial and Error” and all the conditions of Anne Flatch the plucky overly optimistic secretary of a small town defense attorney. Which of these hilarious, and REAL, conditions will you see as the "greatest gift?”Support the showStay curious!

First aired June 26, 2022We don't know what's louder, the sound of jet planes shamelessly filling our sky with mind control gases...or the sound of Katie's eyes rolling. Buckle up as Chris shares his research on chem trails.Support the showStay curious!

First aired June 15, 2022Chris struggles to keep his tin foil hat of neutrality on as he traverses the one dimensional plane of, *dun dun DUH* FLAT EARTH. Will he be able to keep his composure? Or will he break due to the COS of acceleration over knowledge?Support the showStay curious!