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Stanley Kubrick creates some of his finest work. No, not Clockwork Orange.  No, not The Shinning *gasp.*  What does any great director aspire to achieve?  The moon baby, the moon!  Don't worry Flat Earthers we'll keep it all under the dome....or not...at the very least we'll keep it vague and unfounded.  What we once thought to be a 50/50 scenario between fact or faked moon landing footage, finally has us choosing sides.  Let's all listen together and determine if this is one small step for mankind or one giant cannonball into lunar lunacy. Support the show

What's more unusual, a hundred year old grudge or a hog that starts a war? For decades two families have been at war with each other.  The infamous Hatfield's on one side of the river and the legendary McCoy's on the other.  How did it all start, and what kept the hate train rolling.  Could this historic feud have been fueled by the decades old land dispute?  The murder of a relative?  Or is one, wayward pig, really the one to blame?  Which family will you side with? Let's get lumberJACKED!Support the show

Wake up, go to work, join a cult....make it a an alien sex cult....ooo now add science!  Congratulations you are now a Raelian.  What could possibly bring the world of science and the world of ancient astronauts together?  Sex of course you silly billy.  In this heavily D&D saturated episode Chris messes with our minds.  He starts by seducing Katie then shotputs her into the sea OF MADNESS where she treads water aimlessly until overcome by abursdity.  Have you gotten your tickets to the orgy?  Bring lotion, and snacks.  Also, contractors wanted for 50 year in the making religious/laboratory/brothel/ancient alien landing pad....no experience necessary....must bring own lotion and snacks.Support the show

Easy to disbelieve but hard to disprove.  There is evidence out there to suggest we don't know as much  about this planet as we think we do.  How far does our understanding go?  First hand encounters dating back to the ancient Sumerian people, name dropping in the bible?  Whose to say?  But we can definately entertain the idea that bigfoot and Jesus know each other.  Let's see what Bigfoot Part II has to offer.Support the show

Two bodies are found decomposing along the hillside of Niteroi, Rio de Janeiro.  Both bodies are wearing, fancy suits, raincoats, and eye shades made from lead.  A note is found in one of their pockets and reads, "16:30 be at the specified location. 18:30 ingest capsules, after the effect protect metals, await signal, mask."  What is going on in the secret lives of these television repair men?!  And is this the episode that can bring Chris back from the brink of disbelieving aliens?!  For the love of God, let's hope so.  Support the show

It's about ding dang dong time Katie tackles one of her most favorite of subjects. Not chips and salsa, not old architecture, but BIGFOOT!  Why are we trying to cure a magnitude of diseases when Mr. Foot is out there waiting to be discovered!?!  Priorities people!  Join us and get a listen to the EXCLUSIVE, first time interview of Mr. Charles Poulson, gentleman, sasquatch exhibitionist and encountee.  Don't worry, he's a credible witness....for now.  And don't forget to check out the Bigfoot Sighting Database.  It is fascinating!https://reports.woodape.org/data/?gclid=Cj0KCQjwgLOiBhC7ARIsAIeetVDvx_iDKpdjMw2oFCXmPYJ3eN85tySIJ4pcm-PmGcii5HCwQFSFWdAaAvwmEALw_wcBSupport the show

Ever seen a grown man cry?  Would you like to?  This episode hits Chris right in the UFO gonads, and makes him question his stance on extraterestrials and their very existance.  From NASAs ion manipulation creating “orbs” and military radar shenanigans to DEMONS! Let's find out what's really going on in this 4 step conspiracy called Project Blue Beam.Support the show

What would you do if a body wearing a parachute and bullet proof vest appeared dead in your driveway?  Or worse yet, said body, was surrounded by bags of COCAINE! Buckle up, you are about to embark on the wild ride that is the life of Andrew Carter Thornton II.  Hear how his lifestyle led to the unintentional creation of the internet tycoon "Cocaine Bear."Support the show

Chris finally covers his most favorite of topics, the realm of Dungeons and Dragons.  Or as Katie likes to call it, the fantastical land of make believe.  What led an innocent 'role playing game' to be the center of Satanic cult controversy?  Are player characters actually being coerced into acts of MURDER? Grab your 20 sided die, your hottest Succubus poster,  Mountain Dew and Mike and Ike's for this weeks episode.  Also, depression is a dark and lonely condition that not many people understand.  If you or someone you know is contemplating suicide please reach out for help.  You are loved more than you realize and would be missed more than you know.Suicide Crisis Line:  Dial 988https://988lifeline.org/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=web&utm_campaign=oneboxSupport the show

For thousands of years documented accounts, of what we now call "sleep paralysis," has been an area of interest.  Scientists can understand what is happening during this mind, body disconnect, but not the why behind it.  Why is this happening?  More interestingly still is the appearance of the Hat Man.  While sleep paralysis varies from person to person, the Hat Man seems to be a universally similar vision, eeriely lurking not just in your dreams.Happy 50th Episode Everyone!  The Nightmare; By Henry Fuseli1781https://smarthistory.org/henry-fuseli-the-nightmare/My Dream , My Bad Dream; By Fritz Schwimbeck 1915https://www.reddit.com/r/creepy/comments/5ibcuo/my_dream_my_bad_dream_by_fritz_schwimbeck/Support the show

*Through a megaphone* "Will all the genetically enhanced, secret spy, space marine, super soldiers, please report to the Brazilian space shuttle shaped like Saturn, immediately, for briefing on the next intergalactic Nazi-Reptilian space battle.  Thank you." *Megaphone cuts off...electrical screech as megaphone kicks back on* "And if someone could please escort, Plan B Doctor, to pseudoscience medical room 4A, he seems to have escaped his human-sized hamster ball again.  That is all.  Sergeant Denial, out."-Chris covers the SSP, Secret Space Program.  Join today!Support the show

In the beautiful countryside of Glasgow, Scotland, lies the covetous Overtoun Estate. Lush green lawns, quaint streams, and fawnworthy foliage abound.   Lines of wealthy philanthropists have resided here and left their mark on the town; statues being errected in their honor.   So why, in the name of all that is good and great in this world are dogs committing suicide all over this property!?Could it be a specter, a thin place, or something we can't even wrap our minds around...OR are dogs just...dumb and clumsy?  Let's discuss. "Oh hidy-ho officer! We've had a doozy of a day. There we were minding our own business, just doing chores around the house when kids started killing themselves all over my property.""You college kids gotta be more careful!""I was just standing there, minding my own business when he just jumped into my wood-chipper." -Tucker, Tucker and Dale vs. EvilCheck out our #STWYB Facebook Group on Mysteries, Conspiracies, and Paranormal:https://www.facebook.com/groups/384247753693310/?ref=share_group_link Follow us on Twitter: https://mobile.twitter.com/StopThinkingWYB Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/stopthinkingwithyourbutt/ To listen elsewhere and follow us across all social media check out

Chris tackles a topic that has Katie's mouth salivating, the world of North American cryptids.  He covers three of the most talked about mythical creatures; The Jersey Devil, Wendigo and Mothman.  Tales as old as time but is there lividity to their existance?  And why the "H-E-Double Hockey Sticks" is Ben Franklin such a savage?  Let's all find out together.Check out our #STWYB Facebook Group on Mysteries, Conspiracies, and Paranormal:https://www.facebook.com/groups/384247753693310/?ref=share_group_link Follow us on Twitter: https://mobile.twitter.com/StopThinkingWYB Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/stopthinkingwithyourbutt/ To listen elsewhere and follow us across all social media check out

Katie's browse history yields interesting and extremely incriminating information.  What started as curious ponderings has taken a frolic down the path of "Ya! Why aren't we eating more people." Join STWYB as we discuss the common forms of human trafficking and it's lesser known cousin Body Brokerage.The Human Meat Projecthttps://humanmeatproject.com/Human Trafficking Databasehttps://dataunodc.un.org/dp-trafficking-personsOrgan Price Listhttps://www.ranker.com/list/organ-cost/april-a-taylorCheck out our #STWYB Facebook Group on Mysteries, Conspiracies, and Paranormal:https://www.facebook.com/groups/384247753693310/?ref=share_group_link Follow us on Twitter: https://mobile.twitter.com/StopThinkingWYB Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/stopthinkingwithyourbutt/ To listen elsewhere and follow us across all social media check out

German Professor Paul Dienach falls into a year long comma only to awaken with startling infomation.  While his body lay comatos, his mind inhabited that of a physicist who had been involved in an accident in the year 3906.  What does he uncover from his year living in the future?  And why do the doctors of the future seem so familiar with the concept of the time traveling conciousness?  Let's find out together.To learn more about Paul Dienach's diary, you can purchase it from Amazon here: Chronicles From the Future! https://amzn.to/3EAf0yI Also, check outProject MKUltra:Sex, Drugs & the CIA a graphic novel by Stewart Kenneth Moore published by Clover Press 2022. vol 1.https://amzn.to/3xFtOZ7Project MKUltra:Sex, Drugs & the CIA a graphic novel by Stewart Kenneth Moore published by Clover Press 2022. vol 2.https://amzn.to/3KnJdoyCheck out our #STWYB Facebook Group on Mysteries, Conspiracies, and Paranormal:https://www.facebook.com/groups/384247753693310/?ref=share_group_link Follow us on Twitter: https://mobile.twitter.com/StopThinkingWYB Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/stopthinkingwithyourbutt/ To listen elsewhere and follow us across all social media check out

A profound mystery has confuzzled minds for decades.  What really happened on December 24th, 1945 in Fayetteville West Virginia? Five children disappear amidst the chaos of a house fire, presumed dead, but leaving no trace.  Surely an entire town hasn't conspired against one man and his secretive past, or did they?  Let's unravel this ongoing mystery together!https://www.register-herald.com/news/sodder-mystery-holds-national-appeal-continues-to-baffle-community/article_2c6a06ad-e788-5e1b-a3cf-6e6fe65061f8.htmlAlso, check out Project MKUltra:Sex, Drugs & the CIA a graphic novel by Stewart Kenneth Moore published by Clover Press 2022. vol 1.https://amzn.to/3xFtOZ7 Project MKUltra:Sex, Drugs & the CIA a graphic novel by Stewart Kenneth Moore published by Clover Press 2022. vol 2.https://amzn.to/3KnJdoyCheck out our #STWYB Facebook Group on Mysteries, Conspiracies, and Paranormal:https://www.facebook.com/groups/384247753693310/?ref=share_group_link Follow us on Twitter: https://mobile.twitter.com/StopThinkingWYB Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/stopthinkingwithyourbutt/ To listen elsewhere and follow us across all social media check out

Three hundred year old witches, magical twins separated at birth, phony ass fish with amnesia, a post-apocalyptic middle east AND STAR WARS!  So much gets unpacked in this weeks episode, Katie even has to stop the show to bring out colored markers and an erase board to organize her thoughts.  We may not all agreed on Disney's dark storyline connections but we can all agree on one thing...Star Wars is not Disney.Also, check out Project MKUltra:Sex, Drugs & the CIA a graphic novel by Stewart Kenneth Moore published by Clover Press 2022.https://www.amazon.com/Project-MK-Ultra-Sex-Drugs-Vol/dp/1951038347Check out our #STWYB Facebook Group on Mysteries, Conspiracies, and Paranormal:https://www.facebook.com/groups/384247753693310/?ref=share_group_link Follow us on Twitter: https://mobile.twitter.com/StopThinkingWYB Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/stopthinkingwithyourbutt/ To listen elsewhere and follow us across all social media check out

In this episode turned declaration of love, Katie talks with Chris about his only interest. Aliens.  Unidentified aircraft fall from the sky and "creatures" are seen in distress all over the city of Varginha, Brazil.  Locals raise question as military blockades are being set up in a residential neighborhood, and medical staff are threatened into silence.  Truly something of significance must have happened for the United States to "Uncle Sam" their way in uninvited.  Also, check out Project MKUltra:Sex, Drugs & the CIA a graphic novel by Stewart Kenneth Moore published by Clover Press 2022.https://www.amazon.com/Project-MK-Ultra-Sex-Drugs-Vol/dp/1951038347Check out our #STWYB Facebook Group on Mysteries, Conspiracies, and Paranormal:https://www.facebook.com/groups/384247753693310/?ref=share_group_link Follow us on Twitter: https://mobile.twitter.com/StopThinkingWYB Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/stopthinkingwithyourbutt/ To listen elsewhere and follow us across all social media check out

When things get tough, the tough get tougher...OR broken down repeatedly until they are shammed into a shell of their former selves and are found lying naked in a heap upon a tear soaked floor.  You know, therapy that works.Join us as we discuss America's most dangerous cult, Synanon and their 30 year coming of age story.  Charles Dederich's approach to addiction recovery is B.A.N.A.N.A.S. but he sees himself as nothing short of heroic.Was this really a community of personal growth and development or a C.I.A. social experiment gone wrong.Check out the MK-Ultra Graphic Novel by Stewart Kenneth Moore.Support the show

Katie finishes off her obsessive quest to understand reincarnation.  Does she believe?  Does she not believe?  She can only say with 100% certainty that she 100% neither believes nor disbelieves 100% of the time...and she thinks she's a scientist.Join us as we discuss more cases of children who remember previous lives.  Who remembers past lives and why. And what happens during the in-between. The intermission between death and rebirth. Also check out this video Katie thinks it's pretty rad!The Egghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6fcK_fRYaIOR! Read this book, as rad. Children Who Remember Previous Lives: A Question of Reincarnation. By: Ian Stevenson, M.D.https://www.amazon.com/Children-Remember-Previous-Lives-Reincarnation/dp/0786409134Support the show

In this week's episode Chris finally tackles the much-requested topic...MKUltra! The Central Intelligence Agency tries to harness the ability of brain washing, memory wiping and personality insertion upon the minds of willing and unwitting test subjects.  Is there a real Manchurian candidate in the works?  Are our pets, really inside ops, collecting information about us to share with foreign nationals!? Those bastards!Let's not find out for ourselves, let's do this for Peter!  This one's for you.  Rest in peace you beautiful porpoise.The Best Magic Trick Ever Performedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcvqJdttp_ISupport the showSupport the show

This topic has been on Katie's wish list since day one, and now that we're in a new year, we can finally talk about the "new you." Let's talk about reincarnation baby!!  Woot Woot!!  Who believes in reincarnation?  Why do they believe? Why are children the primary sources for cases involving past lives?  Does hypnosis work?  What's with dreams?  SO MANY QUESTIONS! Katie uses her ONE source (sorry source lovers) to discuss the possibility of living many lives.Children Who Remember Previous Lives; A Question of Reincarnation. By: Ian Stevenson, M.D. https://www.google.com/books/edition/Children_Who_Remember_Previous_Lives/98f-CgAAQBAJ?hl=en&gbpv=1&printsec=frontcoverSupport the show

This weeks episode wraps up Chris' first, of potentially many, ufology series.   How did Roswell, New Mexico become the origin for UFO phenomenon?  Whose brainwashed here?  You?  Me? Or maybe this is all just an elaborate tale meant to make a monumental profit for some and offer "one-upping" opportunities for others.  Exploring the 40s mindset and futuristic prototyping we get launched to the past to help understand the reality of the situation.  As long as we stick together we can...whether the weatherwhatever the weatherweather it's aliens or not.#poemsSupport the show

Happy Holidays to one and to all!  In this "gift" of an episode we discuss Icelandic Christmas Lore, from Ogress mother Gryla to 13 of her mischievous sons; known as the Yule Lads.   Could there be any truth behind the legend or are these just simple tricks parents play in order to keep their children in line before the holidays.  It's either stay in line or, be whisked away in a balloon full on naughty children.  Take your pick.  So wash your spoons, clear your plates, and make sure candles are snuffed out at a decent time or be prepared to fall prey to one of the horrid 13.  Muhahahahahaha.  The Yule Lads (The Original Poem “Jólasveinarnir”)https://talesofyngiwulf.wordpress.com/2011/12/16/the-yule-lads-the-original-poem-jolasveinarnir/Support the show

In this epilogue to Chris' Ufology series, we left off with the Nazi's on the run.  Seeking refuge in the loveless continent of Antarctica.  The Nazi's aim, to make contact with the Hollow Earth dwellers...ALIENS; and maybe one or two friendly penguins.  Will their plans be foiled by the over ambitions, testosterone driven Americans, with a bad case of homesickness or will the Brits arrive in time for tea?  Operation Highjump will reveal all.Nothing can be for certain in this episode.  All we know is whale oil used to be a key component in margarine and that's disgusting.Support the show

With the season of giving behind us we enter the season of MIRACLES!  That's right motherf*%#@$^!s is miracle time!  Grab your Rosary and say your prayers the season of miracles is at hand.  Whether you're a believer or not it's hard to deny that this episode contains  "remarkable" events to say the least.Join us as we discuss the 8,000 claims and 70 CONFIRMED miracles in one location, Lourdes, France.This fascinating episode is all wrapped up in a neat little bow that is the story of Vesna Vulovic.  List of the 70 confirmed miracles of Lourdes, France.http://www.miraclehunter.com/marian_apparitions/approved_apparitions/lourdes/miracles4.htmlMore about the Grottohttp://www.perfettaletizia.it/archivio/servizi/madonna_lourdes/english_massabielle.htmlPictures of Bascilia of our Lady of the Rosaryhttps://www.istockphoto.com/photos/rosary-basilica-lourdesSupport the show

Chris gives an early Christmas gift by sharing his most favorite thing...ALIENS!  From Nazis dipping their highly polished boots into the occult and receiving UFO blueprints through psychic transmission this episode has is all.  What starts as mysterious lights called Foo Fighters in the sky quickly spirals into a WHOLE THING!  You gotta listen, and don't forget, don't drink the Kool-Aid, or in this case the Vril.  Join us for the first episode in Chris' UFO trilogy.Support the show

In this last episode in the "Giving Season" Katie shares the science behind "Paying it Forward" and what life would look like in a Gift Economy.  From bats, bees and Bonobos, it seems that generosity is engrained in our DNA and aids in our species survival.  In fact giving leads to what scientists call a "Helpers High" which can in-fact be the good-deed-doers very downfall.  Listen in as we discuss amazing acts of Paying it Forward and why a permanence being this movement would be impossible to maintain.Hint: 2 reasons.#1. People Suck#2.  See #1Support the show

In this Chrisypoo of a tale we're taken through centuries of unexplainable transient lighting orbs. Or, the more accurately, but less intelligent sounding term  "Ball Lighting."  What can create this floating electrical phenomena which has been known to explode unexpectantly.  Known to hit churches, kill "rude, unbecoming" pigs and enter your home Mary Poppins style this anomaly has yet to be solved.  Stick around and learn with us and find out what 3 things Chris wants the children to fear most.P.S. Don't forget to submit your stories of good deeds gone wrong.Support the show

Katie's heart is filled with warmth this cold wintery season.  As she dives in to find the true meaning of holiday generosity she is butt slapped with one of the world's largest charity scams;  Feeding our Future.Is everyone just a selfish greed machines or is there still good in the world?  If the world can band together to help 7-year old Olivia Gant....with some twists and turns.  Maybe there's hope, or not, we'll let you decide.If you can't find the good in the world, be the good.Donate to St. Jude's https://www.stjude.org/donate/srch/st-jude-donation.html?sc_dcm=58700006946881490&sc_cid=kwp&sc_cat=b&&amount=x&gclid=c413ba04ae1c145b7f07d96b59005994&gclsrc=3p.ds&&msclkid=c413ba04ae1c145b7f07d96b59005994&utm_source=bing&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=M%20-%20Core%20Brand%20EX%20EL&utm_term=donate%20to%20st%20jude&utm_content=PM_PR_Dig_Srch_PM_AO_US_Nat_MS_M-Ads_LF_-_-_-_SERP-Exct_Srch-B_-_-_-_Donate_-_EL_-_-_Srch&gclid=c413ba04ae1c145b7f07d96b59005994&gclsrc=3p.dsIf people suck, try this insteadASPCAhttps://secure.aspca.org/donate/ps-gn-p2?gclid=f798f3316eb912027031905e99c9a70e&gclsrc=3p.ds&ds_rl=1066464&ms=MP_PMK_Bingnonbrandmultimedia&initialms=MP_PMK_Bingnonbrandmultimedia&pcode=WPSN8BG2PK31&lpcode=WPSN8BG1PK31&msclkid=f798f3316eb912027031905e99c9a70eHow to Avoid Holiday Scams https://www.fbi.gov/how-we-can-help-you/safety-resources/scams-and-safety/common-scams-and-crimes/holiday-scamsSupport the show

Chris has to keep the reins on Katie as he discusses Hollywoods "Open Secret" and the world of pedophilia and the Red Carpet...or Red Shoe Club.  Will Chris guide us into a world we can't unknow, or will he be too busy protecting the world from Katie's wrath.  Side Note:  Katie's Hit Team consists of Liam Neeson, from Taken and Keanu Reeves as John Wick.Support the show

A different approach is taken on this spooky season wrap up. Katie and Chris share their personal stories of run ins with the "paranormal."  From the time Katie secretly lived in some ones attic, Chris' brush with ghostly cadets, to cryptids (?) and trespassing, we bare all.  Spooky season lives in Katie's heart all year long, so don't fret.  If you liked some of these spooky adventures, there's many more to be hand sporadically throughout the year.Enjoy!Support the show

Episode 4 of spooky season brings us to a convent in Earling, Iowa where a woman, possessed for 32 years is finally delivered from the clutches of demonic entities.  Katie takes us on a journey through mental illness and into the terrifying eye witness account of the exorcism of Anna Ecklund.  Please read the following before proceeding.the Spiritual Warfare Prayer Against Demons St. Michael the archangel, defend us in battle.Be our safeguard against the wickedness and snares of the devil.Restrain him, O God, we humbly beseech thee, And do though, O prince of the heavenly host, By the power of God, cast him into hellWith the other evil spirits,Who prowl about the world seeking the ruin of souls.Amen.Interview With Dr. Richard Gallagerhttps://www.esquire.com/entertainment/books/a34226478/dr-richard-gallagher-demonic-possession-expert-isnt-trying-to-convince-you/Book by Reverend Carl VoglBegone SatanSupport the show

Has Chris gone to far?  Is this the last splash of gasoline before Katie throws the match!?  Or, is it really Chris who wants to watch the world burn?  Let's find out in this Chris based episode of Ouija history.  Where did this spirit board come from, and for the love of all that is good WHY was it made!!!????Support the show

Continuing with spooky season Katie takes us into the world's most haunted forest, Hoia Baciu.  Here, in the Transylvania woods, people enter and don't always return.  What makes this location such a paranormal hot spot?  How did these woods earn the nickname Romania's Bermuda Triangle?  Finishing off the episode we share the story of a lone gravesite in Nova Scotia said to be haunted by the sole inhabitant, 8-year-old Catherine McIntosh.  P.S.A.  Always stick to the path.  And, NEVER, take toys from gravesites.UFO Pics from Hoia Baciu:https://www.mybestplace.com/en/article/hoia-baciu-haunted-forest-of-mystery-in-transylvaniaSupport the show

Spooky season kicks off with a sucky topic, vampires!  Love, romance, blood and guts, this episode has it all along with a trigger warning for the squeamish.  It also contains a public service announcement that if you wake up in a coffin you are allowed to start a new life, far, far away.  We'll discover why everyone seems to be okay with grave desecration, and the decapitating, staking, and burning of ancestry.Support the show

On a dark and stormy night in Devon, England the Devil comes to town leaving "hoofprints" over the stretch of 100 miles.  This 167 year old mystery remains as such.  If not the Devil himself, the next best guess is...a swan...wearing shoes *sigh, we're embarrassed we had to type that.*  Join this Katie-sode to see if we can solve this mystery or maybe it really was just a guy in a tiny hot air balloon as Chris predicts.Support the show

Chris walks us through why some people believe that Crisis Actors were involved not only in the horrible Sandy Hook school massacre, but other "staged" tragedies; all in attempts to disarm the American people.Was David Hogg just an implant from the liberal media, designed to eradicate the second amendment?  Or was he really just the over-entitled, under-fact, snob-noxious, under-whelming, cantankerous hangnail that he portrayed on TV.  Support the show

Finishing off with Katie's two part quest for magic we get bull dozed by "The Wickedest Man in the World," Aleister Crowley.  From bumping uglies with the house maid, abandoning cries for help on a mountain expedition, fornication galore, forming a religion and sacrificial rituals leading to the untimely death on an English gentleman; is all but a grain of concentrated salt in the life of The Beast 666.Aleister Crowley Approved LiteratureSupport the show

Katie has been on a quest for acts of real magic and is thwarted at every move.  In this Katie-sode will she finally uncover true magic?  Or, will we all get sucked into the crazy pool of secret societies only to be forced into learning ridiculous handshakes and passwords?  Probably the later, BUT, who is to say?  Let's find out together as we wade into the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn AND the introduction of the world's wickedest man, THE BEAST 666, Aleister Crowley.Secret Handshakeshttps://metro.co.uk/2018/02/08/freemasons-definitely-do-have-a-secret-handshake-but-they-wont-tell-us-what-it-is-7295849/Masonic Handbook...with pictures =Dhttps://www.academia.edu/8809514/A_RITUAL_AND_ILLUSTRATIONS_OP_FREEMASONRY_ACCOMPANIED_BY_NUMEROUS_ENGRAVINGS_AND_A_KEY_TO_THE_PHI_BETA_KAPPACypher Manuscripts a.k.a. Folio Cyphers with translationshttps://ia802907.us.archive.org/30/items/EllicHowe-TheGoldenDawnCypherManuscrit/EllicHowe-TheGoldenDawnCypherManuscrit.pdfHermetic Order of the Golden Dawn, Banishing Ritualhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qRGf9oKalk&t=171sSupport the show

This episode will kick you in the proverbial nuts.  How do you discredit hundreds of students making "contact."  What would you do with the information they telepathically receive?  And, what are your AI sex robot specifications?  For Chris it's simple, dumb and blunt. Join us this week as we talk about un-debunkable extraterrestrial encounters and why witnesses were threatened into silence.  *insert UFO noises*Check out the student drawings from Ariel Schoolhttps://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1VDKB_enUS998US998&sxsrf=ALiCzsbeP_8ArtbGJNMG-9jLjaNhtQR02Q:1661315170768&q=Ariel+school+student+drawings&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiG_fOk0d75AhU3ADQIHV5VByMQ0pQJegQIAxAB&biw=1440&bih=841&dpr=2Support the show

The disappearance of 134 souls, stories of death and cannibalism, canned goods; all some of Katie's favorite things.  Join us this week as Katie stupidly takes on a mystery only to discover 90% through her research that it is...no longer a mystery.  *heavy sigh* HOWEVER, the story was too interesting to pass up.  Join us as we piece together this 177 year old tale and the unintentional back stabbing by canned goods.Ship Supply Listhttps://www.pc.gc.ca/en/lhn-nhs/nu/epaveswrecks/culture/histoire-history/expedition/mange-eatPhotos of Crewhttps://www.history.com/news/franklin-expedition-mystery-northwest-passageSupport the show

In this 2 week continuation of honing psychic abilities, Chris wraps it up with...killing goats...remotely...with your mind. *heavy sigh* Don't try this at home.  Instead, take some deep, soothing breathes, envision your truth, and learn how to massage your colon (gross, not really on that last bit).  How far will the military' First Earth Battalion push themselves to be the perfect warrior monk? Let's find out.Support the show

There was a time when the CIA believed that everyone had the capability to harness psychic abilities.  Remote view to obtain information.  Assassinate someone from miles away by psychically stopping their heart.  It was even theorized that anyone, if trained properly, could walk through walls.  Let's gather 'round and listen to Chris tell this 2 part tale of how civilians were being armed (hypothetically) with...MIND BULLETS!Support the show

When you're done dancing with the devil and sashaying through satanic sabbats join us as we discuss a hairy topic...werewolves.  From the introduction of the first werewolf and death by silver arrow, we travel through time to see if werewolves really exist.  No conclusions guaranteed.Support the show

King of rock and roll?  King of the pooper?  King of faking his own death and moving to Buenos Aires to live out the remainder of his life in drug free peace?  So many possibilities.  Why would Elvis fake his death...or, have his death faked for him?  Let's find out together in this Chrisypoo of a tale.Support the show

On this episode of Stop Thinking With Your Butt, Gary in engineering really f*cks things up for the world of particle physics.  Are we really living in a weaselverse or did Gary 's baguette inadvertently open the gates of hell.  Let's find out together on this Katie-sode.Support the show

Did you ever wonder why it's so important to keep your blood inside your body?  Apart from sudden and almost certain death there may be another reason.  It is believed by some, that individuals possessing negative blood types may also be possessing skills and characteristics of the GODS!  We won't ask you to bleed out just yet, but where do you stand in this bloody line up?  And is your blood type coveted by others?  Chris will let you know.  Support the show

Listen to Katie successful pronounce a bunch of medical diagnosis SO WELL(...eh)!!!  In this episode Katie talks about her favorite show and all the conditions of Anne Flatch the plucky overly optimistic secretary of a small town defense attorney.  Which of these hilarious, and REAL, conditions will you see as the "greatest gift?"Support the show

Is the government using aircraft exhaust to insert chemicals into the atmosphere?  Could this be an attempt to reverse global warming that's actually making the situation worse?  Or is it all for the greater good????  Insert more questions OR press play to get some answers and listen to Chris pronounce "science-y" names.Link to The Dimminghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf78rEAJvhYSupport the show

Gather 'round as Katie weaves the tale of how our beautiful home planet was once a desolate, barren, hateful rage machine before it was terraformed by Ancient Astronauts thousands, possibly even millions of years ago.   And who the HELL is hanging out in the depths of Mt. Shasta!...all will be revealed.Support the show