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 Take a step back with me: this episode follows the bold gamble in Philadelphia in 1787 and how a paper idea — the Constitution — let a messy, diverse people build a nation that protects speech, rewards invention, and keeps fixing its mistakes. It's a short, warm look at how free expression, a culture that forgives failure, waves of immigrants, and even national parks helped turn that experiment into something powerful yet unfinished — worth protecting and improving together. Sponsors: https://promocode.to/aspire-drinks/stretch-ubl https://promocode.to/old-glory/stretch-vbl

This episode dives into the CNN/MSNBC press ban, Trump launching a nonstop YouTube channel, GLP-1 drug lawsuits and luxury weight-loss retreats, the AI panic sweeping the country, and the shocking news that the U.S. has space-based defensive weapons. It's a fast, opinionated take on politics, tech, health, and the absurdity of modern media — think hot-takes, snark, and a bit of frustration all wrapped up in one show. Stick around and tell me what you think in the comments. Sources: Trump TV glp1s permanent vision loss AI freak out Space Guns CNN is Sad Gay Bar Lifts mask mandate   Sponsors:

Hey — tired of the nonstop 'I've been canceled' drama? This episode breaks down why the loudest victims often end up richer and louder: studios, subscriptions, merch and millions of fans. It's a quick, cheeky look at how losing corporate ad money usually just forces creators to go direct to their audience — and make bank doing it. Listen in for the savage, funny truth about modern outrage and why 'being silenced' doesn't look silent at all.   Sponsors: https://promocode.to/old-glory/stretch-vbl   https://promocode.to/aspire-drinks/stretch-ubl      

What's up, friends — I just watched every NFL game I could and I'm breaking down the highs, the awful, the weird, and the teams I'm worried about. From Drake May's confusing reads to Mahomes' shaky throws and a running back who made my jaw drop — this episode is just me talking sports, sponsors, and why tackling and "two hands" still matter. Kick back, grab a drink, and let's chat football like pals. Sponsors: My deals and discounts: - Old Glory (15% Off) - Aspire Drinks (20% Off)

I meant to drop a special episode over the holiday weekend, but it wound up being just another news show. Steven A. Smith is upset about the lack of gratitude from the people on Flagrant and Funny. New York mayor Zoran Mamdani handed the pen he used to dedicate to the 9/11 families to a known terrorist supporter. Are NFL cheerleaders underpaid? I think it's time to give up on the Middle East, and the lie about energy prices continues. sponsors:

The title says it all, So many people get platformed and have an audience and nobody knows why. From Andrew Tate to Alex Jones and it is out of control. We must get a hold of ourselves and stop giving these guys air. Contacts: X: https://x.com/stretchgoose Email: stretchgoose@gmail.com Substack: https://stretchgoose.substack.com/ sponsors:

President Trump is trying to drive down beef prices and change how ballots are mailed; he's also facing missile losses and suspensions among some of his Secret Service agents. Governor DeSantis has misplaced $10 million, Good Good Golf released a creepy ad, and rent won't be frozen in New York — all that and more on this week's episode. socials: x: https://x.com/stretchgoose email: stretchgoose@gmail.com substack: https://stretchgoose.substack.com/ Sponsors:

The Sacramento Kings have once again made the same foolish mistake and wrecked another season. In California a new tire law is coming into effect, and the politicians seem only interested in securing votes.

After ten years the whole system finally fell apart. In that cesspool I ran into endless con artists and pretenders, and every time I pulled back the curtain on someone I felt like I'd won. But watching everything that has happened this past week around the death of Charlie Kirk has altered how I see things.

Venom returns mostly animated; an arguably unnecessary Matrix movie is in development; Jim Carrey wants to play George Jetson; South Korea expands its communications law and the US objects; and Isaiah Martin pops up, seemingly to display his mental instability.   Socials: Email: stretchgoose@gmail.com x: https://x.com/stretchgoose Substack: https://stretchgoose.substack.com/   Sponsors:

Last week saw several debates, starting with a "heavyweight" clash between Candace Owens and Andrew Wilson. Owens prevailed — she pulled in $300K and millions in show revenue — while Wilson reportedly burned $300K and proved nothing. Quasi-moderate Tim Pool turned up on Jubilee, hurled baseless bullshit, and many people responded with a “who cares” attitude. Then there's internet extraordinaire Isaiah Martin, who launches into a rant and once again shows he doesn't really care about America's problems.   Socials: Email: stretchgoose@gmail.com X: https://x.com/stretchgoose Substack: https://stretchgoose.substack.com/ Sponsors: Old Glory - Iconic music and sports fan merch

Gavin is at it again and would you trust an A.I. Bot? A Jewish community is hit by gunfire, DOJ drops reflecting pool case, I'm super excited for Transformers  40th anniversary. For some reason a video gamer is trying to make extra money off MLB THE SHOW 26.  Sponsors: My deals and discounts: - Old Glory (15% Off) - Aspire Drinks (20% Off) Sources: https://data-openjustice.doj.ca.gov https://factually.co Socials: X: https://x.com/stretchgoose Substack: https://stretchgoose.substack.com/ Email: stretchgoose@gmail.com                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                

Nicholas Cage will play John Madden in a movie, Micheal gets a another movie, Sony can't get the Spiderman Spin offs off the ground and a mexican governor is charged with concealing evidence. Also, a little pep talk from yours truly.   Sponsors:

P. Diddy keeps getting into trouble delaying his release date, Scientisits are using A.I. to combat virus' and a judge strikes down taxes on firearms. A man was arrested for yet another assassination plot on the president and Fauci pleads the 5th 111 times. Sponsors:

It's time to lay out the future and the direction consider this to be phase 2.   Sponsors:

Hunter Biden went on a media tour to defend the family name, and it went poorly Candance Owens challenges another person to a debate and calls for 500k and we talk about some political tropes. Sponsors:

In this episode, I share a detailed story of how I got here and what I'm doing to make this a better experience. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit stretchgoose.substack.com

It's Friday, and I feel like wrapping it up with some unmotivated news about a guy stealing from payroll, Ryan Clark still crying about his job loss, and Jake Paul taking one too many hits to the head. Sponsors:

After an update on the Tate brothers and the proposed $10 billion pipeline that bypasses the Strait of Hormuz, I dive into the greatest tax hike in California's history, all driven by Newsom's ego. Sponsors:

Tim Dillon once again shows why he should stay away from a microphone. Brian Tyler Cohen, like many Democrats, wants you to think that only Republicans push election denial, as if we don't have access to information and we are all just too stupid to remember. sponsors:

Ryan Clark gets let go by ESPN, and he's upset about it. Zohran Mamdani calls out landlords but ignores his biggest offender, and now he's talking about arresting Bibi. I'm just so sick and tired of all this diversity, equity, and inclusion talk. sponsors:

Today is all about venting, letting out all the frustration over politics and the news. Could be a bit of a circus, and so on. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit stretchgoose.substack.com

Iran wants to take 100 US soldiers hostage, Tyler Perry is being sued for $77 million, and AOC is pushing for networks not to air Trump's speech. Something I've been talking about for over a year has finally caught the attention of bigger independent personalities. Sponsor:

In this brief piece, I respond to online comments and then hear Gavin Newsom make a claim that simply isn't true. Sponsors:

Today I respond to another comment on the internet before diving into the Tyler Robinson hearing. Then take a trip to find out why a California senator was at the West Bank. Of course, the IQ of Jaylen Brown is questioned, and there's the hilarity of people realizing that companies, unsurprisingly, want to keep making money. Sponsors:

In this episode, I respond to a YouTube comment about the show, taking in both the good and the bad. Then I dive into Netflix's new direction and rip into the already dumpster fire that is Moana. Sponsors:

Bryan Tyler Cohen, like many so-called “political commentators” from any affiliation, loves to play the victim card for their own party while claiming a higher moral ground than the other side. It's all nonsense, and I explain why. Sponsors:

president trump put on a show at mount rushmore and the national mall and im not mad at it. it was filled with music and fireworks lots of fireworks. sony is cancelling all physical media in 2028 and nobody should be happy about it. oh and heat 2 is comming to theaters My deals and discounts: - Old Glory (15% Off) - Aspire Drinks (20% Off)

Steven A. Smith makes an offensive comment, Kyle Kulinski keeps saying ridiculous things, and the country of Turkey has ranked me on Apple Podcasts—thank you, thank you. I even went off on yet another incoherent rant. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit stretchgoose.substack.com

In this episode, I go bananas on the Democrats for turning America's 250th birthday into a celebration all about themselves. sources: Freedom 250 America250 This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit stretchgoose.substack.com

We talk about the NBA and the unbelievable gaslighting from Barak Obama. Obama says he never had time to talk about or worry about his predecessor because he had too much work to do. let's laugh out loud together. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit stretchgoose.substack.com

I'm making the jump to Substack. Gavin Newsom is catching a lot of heat from the DOJ, while LeSean McCoy and Emmanuel Acho have terrible sports takes. Meanwhile, socialism is taking over New York. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit stretchgoose.substack.com

Former NFL player Joe Haden seems pretty tone-deaf while trying to talk to the world about money in the league. sponsors:

Looks like the Trump administration has finally signed a deal, and the skirmish is over for now. How long it will last is anyone's guess, but at least for the moment, everyone seems happy. sponsors:

In this episode, I rant about liberals and their cousin, the libertarian. I question every day whether they truly know what they are. sponsors:

An Obama-appointed judge has cleared the way for the UFC fight, while Dan Bongino has more questions than answers about Epstein. The NFL season is almost here, Widow's Bay is as awesome as ever, and oil appears to be leaving the strait at night. sponsors:

America turns 250 this year, and the Democrats are stirring controversy. Meanwhile, Bernie introduces a bill that could mean higher taxes, Bill Gates addresses the Epstein topic, Putin seizes more land from his people, and in the UK, a father wants to name his son Lucier. sponsors:

what a day after some updates on court cases and the war with Iran we get into Tom Steyer setting 215 million on fire, Barron Trump gets into energy drink business, and masters of the universe bombs also some personal stories. Articles: Tom Steyer ends $216M bid after primary defeat Barron Trump blasts into energy drink market with absurd $40 price tag Masters of the Universe struggles at the box office with $54 million debut   sponsors:

Donald Trump attended a basketball game, causing every talking head in the rented commentary scene to lose it. Mehdi Hasan argued that land doesn't vote and took a jab at PBD. sponsors:

Episode 300 crashes harder than a bad movie, more convincingly than an NBA flop, and feels sadder than a romance novel. No news, no clips, no fanfare—just me and my inability to connect with my audience of 500. All these downloads, all these hours of content, and yet the feeling that no one's really out there hits hard. sponsors:

The WHO is accused of massively overcounting Ebola cases, Canada's Mike Carney heads to New York to curry favor with America, Russia gets a dose of humble pie, and it looks like Scott Wiener is heading to the general election to replace Nancy Pelosi. The House barely passes a War Powers Act to rein in Trump, California's gas tax is going up, Bernie Sanders makes a comment no one seems to care about, and Toy Story 5 is facing trouble. Articles: WHO massively scales back number of suspected Ebola cases in Congo | Watch Carney shifts to pro-U.S. stance ahead of USMCA review Fresh humiliation for Putin as Ukraine nets major battlefield wins amid dire predictions for Russian economy Scott Wiener claims victory in San Francisco's bitter Nancy Pelosi succession battle US House backs resolution curbing Trump Iran war powers California gas prices set to rise again, but Gavin Newsom says voters made the call 'back in 2018' Bernie Sanders Says Trump Is Helping 'Big Oil' - Chevron (NYSE:CVX) - Benzinga Toy Story 5 faces plagiarism claim over new character sponsors:

We catch up on the governor's race in California, take a dive down the social media rabbit hole, make a few corrections, then shift over to video games, and wrap things up with a completely different perspective on the stabbing incident.   Articles: California Governor Primary Election 2026 Live Results 'John Wick' hit with $10M screenplay theft lawsuit Two Xbox Games Are Shutting Down Their Servers In June 2026 | Pure Xbox Gears of War E-Day, Fable, and Project Helix: What to Expect From Xbox's Games Showcase 2026   sponsors:

Dave Rubin from the Rubin Report appeared on an episode of Surrounded from the YouTube channel Jubilee but didn't seem to perform well and looked like he could use some coaching. Meanwhile, Iran has stopped discussing peace talks due to the USA and Israel not aligning, Disney is hiking park ticket prices again, Panda Express is rolling out summer menu items, and NBC has canceled eight shows. Articles: Iran says it's suspending talks with US., opening other fronts in the war | Watch Disneyland ticket prices likely to rise again in October 2026 Panda Express is launching its biggest innovation yet—and we can't wait to try it NBC cancels eight shows in sweeping 2026 overhaul   sponsors:

In episode 296—can't believe it's been that many—I completely lose my cool and dive into the decline of society. I cover the Kyle Kulinski situation before moving on to Dave Smith and just how much of a tool he really is.   sponsors:

Internet personality Brian Shapiro thinks the president's doctor visit is some kind of five-alarm conspiracy, NFL journeyman QB Jacoby Brissett—yes, you read that right—is looking for a raise from Arizona, tensions with Iran continue to simmer, Trump has canceled grants that help with energy costs for reasons unknown, and Ebola is making a fierce comeback in the Congo.   Articles: Trump Heads To Doctor For Third Time In A Year | AllSides Pope Leo XIV Warns AI Could Make Us 'Less Human' in New Manifesto | AllSides Jacoby Brissett, Cardinals Remain Far Apart on Contract Talks | Yardbarker NFL Fans Encouraged To 'Boycott' CBS During 2026 Season - Yahoo Sports Trump Issues Insane Threat in 567-Word Rant Georgia and Alabama homeowners reeling after Trump canceled grant that helps with high utility bills, calling it DEI Trump backs bill to end daylight saving time for good — but the $672 million cost debate cuts both ways Young men storm a Congo hospital treating Ebola patients to demand bodies of their kin WHO chief says fast-moving Ebola epidemic is outpacing response efforts Deaths, Burned Clinics — What's Different About Ebola's 2026 Return?   sponsors:

In this jam-packed Friday episode, I've hit a bit of marginal internet fame after Rachel Wilson, wife of the great Andrew Wilson, responded to my post—and things quickly went off the rails. I refused to get caught in a typing war, so I took some time here to address it. From there, I shifted to a judge tossing out the Abrego case, to Dave Smith being, well, Dave Smith, to James Murdoch buying the Vox podcast network. I also sprinkled in some Brian Tyler Cohen and his self-own, Trump indicting 94-year-old Raul Castro, ICE raids failing to create American jobs, EA pushing back on the Xbox family plan, and, finally, a little bit of sports talk. Articles: Judge tosses Kilmar Abrego Garcia charges, calls Trump administration prosecution 'vindictive' James Murdoch to Acquire Vox and NY Magazine | AllSides US Indicts Raúl Castro: Justice or Pretext for War? | AllSides Researchers Find 'No Evidence' That Deportations Created Jobs for Americans | AllSides EA pushback reportedly led to Xbox Game Pass family plan cancellation Mamdani's $50 World Cup ticket lottery fuels feud with N.J. - ESPN   sponsors:

After a long rant about the choices Americans make—like complaining about a price hike at McDonald's while booking a vacation, or old actors clinging to their careers instead of retiring—we hear that Russia is in trouble over the war in Ukraine, and China isn't happy about the cost of Russian gas pipelines. Meanwhile, Trump criticizes Bibi over the war with Iran, even though everyone says Israel is calling the shots.   Articles: McDonald's $2.50 McDouble sparks backlash over past price hikes Dolph Lundgren reunites with new He-Man at premiere Schwarzenegger to film 'King Conan' sequel in 2027 Nicolas Cage says he nearly played Green Goblin Putin leaves China without pipeline deal as ties tested Russian lawmaker urges war's end as economy falters The King Of Iran Talks About What Would Happen If It Fell To Islamic Regime | Watch Iran moves to place $58M bounty on Donald Trump after Khamenei's death | Watch Trump, Netanyahu hold testy call over Iran Israel's parliament has dissolved. Is this the end for Netanyahu? Misanthrope radio 2.0   sponsors:

Thomas Massie lost his chair, Donald Trump pocketed $1.8 billion in a tax lawsuit, a man dozed off at the pump, and the great Mark Fuhrman passed away. Misanthrope radio 2.0 https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/misanthrope-radio-2-0/id1812254623 Lorenzosucks.com sponsors:

Isaiah Martin, an internet political commentator, claims that blue states are better than red states, and I enjoy challenging that idea. Wendy's is closing 200 stores in America while planning to expand into China. Sonic 4 has finished filming, Trump is considering his succession plan, and Neil deGrasse Tyson is urging readiness for the day aliens arrive. Articles: Wendy's shutters 200 US stores, plans 1,000 in China 'Sonic 4' wraps shooting; first look at Metal Sonic revealed Trump keeps succession letter for Vance amid China trip Neil deGrasse Tyson urges readiness after UAP file release   sponsors:

Ben Shapiro finally addresses weeks of attacks on The Daily Wire, while a recent clip catches Candace Owens lying on her show. Patrick Bet-David still can't read and shows up unprepared, with some of his co-hosts clueless about the whole saga. Hakeem Jeffries says he won't pursue impeachment if the Democrats take control. eBay shuts down the GameStop takeover, and the Arcadia mayor pleads guilty to being a Chinese spy.   Articles: Hakeem Jeffries says Trump impeachment not a top priority if Democrats win House majority eBay slams GameStop's $56B takeover bid as 'neither credible or attractive' | AP News Arcadia Mayor Eileen Wang Agrees to Plead Guilty over Role as Chinese Foreign Agent | National Review Ben Shapiro on X: "All the haters can kiss my ass https://t.co/Kxf9289zqX" / X is ben shapiro related to zalman shapiro - Search sponsors:

Podcasters and influencers keep lying, cheating, and stealing. Graham Allen comes across as arrogant, and Isaiah Martin is deeply involved with gerrymandering. Everything I grew up with seems to be disappearing, and California is criminalizing journalism.     sponsors: