The Trust Me When I Tell You Podcast

The boys are back in the studio! After a brief hiatus Mardi, Kyle & Chef get together with a couple seats empty and immediately head down the rabbit hole. We get into cocktails, smoking meats & all kinds of other alcohol induced topics. And keeping on brand with TMWITY, we didn't use the hiatus to fix our audio issues. Final 4: Pet Peeves While Dining Out www.chefsac.com and use coupon code TMWITY to save 10% off your next order https://my.captivate.fm/www.goalieparts.com (www.goalieparts.com) trustme.itemorder.com For all TMWITY merch & apparel

When you record sometimes it's lost into the ether…when you put together a good team, sometimes your find it. We were working toward something. We didn't get there. Cheers you fuckers. We hope you enjoy!!!

The gang minus Nail$ all get together for a special birthday celebration. The youngest member of the Placko household jumps on for a miniature rapid fire. We broadcast long enough to cross over into Chef's birthday. A lot of drunken brain cell killing talk and tons of food expiration discussion. Sit back and enjoy this festive episode. Final Four: favorite leftovers Goalieparts.com www.trustme.itemorder.com for TMWITY Merch

Everyone was traveling and unable to record again this week, so we dug out an episode with one of our favorite guests ever. You know him and love him from Twitter - Worship the Pig joins Huff and Nail$ to discuss where his hatred of Turkey Bacon was born. Then him and Dan go toe to toe with Storytime and we are here for it! Classic MSP Shenanigans!! Final Four Favorite cuts of Pork Manscaped.com promo code: TMWITY for 20% off worldwide orders Goalieparts.com for all of your hockey needs and trustme.itemorder.com for all TMWITY Merch

Chef Kevin, Lil Mardi, and Huff go all #improv and immediately stumble onto podcast gold. Nail$ will be sorry he missed this one, because these antics are right up his alley! School bus crimes, perjury, wrongful accusations, and even Snapple make an appearance on this episode. What a doozy!?!?! Listen and enjoy. Also, please remember to rate and review us and never forget to share the show with family, friends, and total strangers. #TMWITY Final 4: Luxuries You Would Never Afford Yourself manscaped.com Use Promo Code TMWITY for 20% off and FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING. goalieparts.com Visit Dennis for all kind of TMWITY MERCH! trustme.itemorder.com for all of your TMWITY MERCH online!

We have a treat for you on this episode. Americas favorite Boy Band Manager, Kenny from the Bachelorette and Bachelor in Paradise jumps on. We get into life after the show, the ins and outs of reality TV & the drama that goes along with it and how he found the love of his life. A missed opportunity to meet Kal Penn (Harold & Kumar) gets brought up and how he dropped the ball on that one too. He also mentions how he used to fight one of our sponsors dads on the basketball court. We hope you love it as much as we do. Final 4: Favorite Reality TV Shows www.manscaped.com Use Promo Code: TMWITY for 20% and free shipping (FYI Kenny has a bacon strip) www.goalieparts.com www.trustme.itemorder.com For all your Trust Me When I Tell You merchandise

The Trust Me When I Tell You crew gets together sans Nail$ to discuss a plethora of topics including back to school, current events, and a riveting argument on which is better Ribs or Shrimp. The Food Elitists finally get put firmly in their place. The show goes on to explore many other all important issues including Buc-ee's planting their flag in Kentucky and why Alberta is the Texas of Canada. You must tune in to find out why! Final Four - Favorite Donuts The Trust Me When I Tell You Podcast is presented by Manscaped.com - use promo code TMWITY for 20% off worldwide orders. Support of The Trust Me When I Tell You Podcast is brought to you by Goalieparts.com for all of your goalie needs and trustme.itemorder.com for all of your TMWITY merchandise.

You know we had technical difficulties if we are putting out another re-release. The boys are examining new means to publish episodes, but in the meantime, here is another Classic Storytime with the Danimal favorite and the topic of his 1st standup performance - The Triathlon Story! The entire gang is together but separate for the episode that begins with a PSA on ITS and a Mea Culpa to The 108. The ghees go on to discuss Bumper Stickers and the disappointment heard round the world with Gorillas getting COVID and Harambe memorials. Audio gets a little choppy with Chris on the road in the back half of episode, but Dan picks up the slack with an epic Olympics story. The episode concludes with each guy's favorite Olympic event from the summer and winter games and which event they would love to win a gold medal. The Trust Me When I Tell You Podcast is presented by Manscaped.com - use promo code TMWITY for 20% off your order and worldwide shipping The Trust Me When I Tell You Podcast is supported by Goalieparts.com - for all your goalie needs and trustme.itemorder.com for all of your TMWITY merch

It's a couple' episode with just Chef Kevin and Huff getting together to discuss the HUGE NEWS north of the Border in Niagara, Ontario. The guys briefly cover Kevin's Linked In page and resume before charging down the compost rabbit hole. Riveting content, if we do say so ourselves. The guys then get into their upcoming trip to Grand Rapids - watch out Beer City, USA, the Pioneers of Stupidity are gearing up for their latest antics. Final Four - Jobs You Would Want if you didn't have your current job Manscaped.com - promo code: TMWITY for 20% off your global orders Goalieparts.com - for all of your goalie needs and www.trustme.itemorder.com for all of your TMWITY merchandise

The Pioneers have been crazy busy with their day jobs, so enjoy this blast from the past episode from long ago. Fortunately for all of us, Chef Kevin had some spare time to do some editing, to get this "bad boy" released. But long before Chef Kevin was a participating member of the TMWITY crew, we go in the way back machine and revisit some great stories on this "bad boy." Nail$ never disappoints, but the quality of the show kind of does. You're not going to want to miss this one, if you did the first time, Trust Me When I Tell You "I'll Give You $20 to Eat This Eyeball" is a Story Time with the Danimal Classic! Stay Dangerous! www.manscaped.com Promo Code: TMWITY for 20% off and Free Shipping www.goalieparts.com www.trustme.itemorder.com For all your TMWITY merch!

Hoff, Matt, Chef & Nail$ get together and talk about Matt's travel woes on his way home from Seattle and why it's so "on brand". Dirty tricks Hoff was planning on Nail$ and Hoff's journey with....."The Box" Then we get into why Hoff is planning on buying and using an Apple Watch due to all of the high tech, ingenious technology it has. And because it's the Trust Me When I Tell You Podcast.....we have some audio technical difficulties..... so on brand! Final 4: Crimes we'd like to commit if we knew we could get away with it. www.manscaped.com Promo Code: TMWITY for 20% off & free shipping www.goalieparts.com www.trustme.itemorder.com For all TMWITY merch & apparel

What do you do when you get the entire organization together for The Summer of Nail$ - The Ultimate Shenanigans Tour? You give everyone COVID and and you do not publish an episode on time. The entire TMWITY family less Buysdog and The White Hen are together for the second live episode in a row. Little did they know that all of the production and editing team would get sick and be unable to perform their jobs. In this episode, Chef Kevin, Nail$, Lil Mardi, Worsh, and Huff recap the previous night's antics. There's electric scooters, Vegas Jackets, Dancing, Swimming in the Puget Sound, embellishing of the real stories, etc. You are not going to want to miss this show. The team is fueled up with content and insanity. Trust Me When I Tell You these guys are cray cray. Final Four: Favorite WIFI enabled devices Manscaped.com promo code: TMWITY for 20% off all worldwide orders Goalieparts.com for all of your goalie needs and www.trustme.itemorder.com for all of you TMWITY apparel needs.

We come to you live from our VRBO on the Pudget Sound. All of the men are on and we have a SPECIAL GUEST. Chef Kevin surprises us on the 3rd leg of the Summer of Nail$. It's a barn burner so dont miss it. Final 4: most hated cars www.manscaped.com Promo Code: TMWITY for 20% off and free shipping www.goalieparts.com www.trustme.itemorder.com TMWITY merch

Huff & Nail$ give a recap of first leg of the summer of Nail$. We get into the night that was the Open Mic Night at the Comedy Vault A visit to the Guaranteed Rate Club at the Sox Game A miserable round of golf and steak Take a trip with us and all of the ridiculousness and ensued on this trip Final 4: Things we love to eat but hate to cook Manscaped.com Promo Code: TMWITY for 20% off and free shipping GoalieParts.com Trustme.itemorder.com For all your TMWITY merch

Huff took a trip to Illinois this week so they decided to make their way to the Comedy Vault in Batavia and try their hands at Stand Up at an Open Mic Night. Its an exhilarating 8 minutes of comedy. Huff tells everyone why he has a beef with dental hygentists, and talks about why you should never let him be your boss, parent or spouse Nail$ goes into the time he met his childhood idol and it went all wrong from the get go. Classic Nail$ Manscaped.com Promo Code: TMWITY for 20% off and free shipping Trustme.itemorder.com for all your TMWITY merch!

Canada Day and 4th of July celebration, begins with Huff and Nail$ discussing the recent trip to Fredi the Pizzaman in Detroit. After cutting up for a bit, Lil Mardi drops in the middle of Storytime with the Danimal$ and his audio is less than stellar. The guys go down the rabbit hole on Radio Shack Twitter. Nail$ carries the show with another incredible story - this time about when he went camping with active military members. Final Four: Favorite Fourth of July Traditions The Trust Me When I Tell You Podcast is brought to you by Manscaped. Go to manscaped.com and entre Promo Code: TMWITY for 20% off your order Goalieparts.com is title sponsor. Go to trustme.itemorder.com for all of your Trust Me When I Tell You merchandise.

Its a re-release. A classic episode from when the guys had no idea what they were doing. Great stories and a time to remember when we were all locked down in our houses. The final 4 was called Top 5 back then. ENjoy! The show begins with a discussion on Sporting Event Signage and making your own signs. Kyle explains how to get on Sportscenter, which leads into a couple of incredible Jessica Simpson stories that you won't want to miss. The ghees go onto to explore Shower Beers and their most hated house chores. The episode concludes with the gang sharing their Top 5 Shoes of All Time. Mascaped.com Promo Code: TMWITY 20% off and free shipping Goalieparts.com Merch: Trustme.itemorder.com

It's a Father's Day and Juneteenth special. Matt has a WILD & unexplainable dream and Kyle has a snapping turtle ruin his flowers. final 4: favorite tools Manscaped.com Promo Code: TMWITY for 20% off and free shipping Goalieparts.com Trustme.itemorder.com for all your TMWITY gear

Chef Kevin fills in for Lil Mardi and tells us stories of a wild wedding and killing a collegiate sports program. We can't believe he's been sitting on this story for so long! We'll have to dig deeper into the pockets of his cargo jeans to see what else is hiding in there! Final Four: Favorite Actresses Manscaped.com - Promo Code: TMWITY for 20% off and Free Shipping GoalieParts.com TMWITY Merch: Trustme.itemorder.com

The Full TMWITY Crew is back in studio, Nail$ opens up with an another appetizer rant to get the party started. Worsher circles back into softball chants, because we all needed another lap on this one. Nail$ talks about the time the FBI held a sting operation during his baseball practice. We then learn that Executive Coats are for Husky Adults. Worsher follows up with our new favorite way to leave a situation that we do not want to be in. Hoff gets into Carpenter jeans and Placko blows our minds with Cargo JEANS. Which leads us into our new Summer of Nail$ wardrobe. Stay tuned for this High Fashion Look! Final 4: Top Cities to travel to dine and drink Manscaped.com Promo Code: TMWITY for 20% off at checkout Goalieparts.com https://trustme.itemorder.com/shop/sale/ (Trust Me When I Tell You Podcast | ECO Team Wear (itemorder.com)) for all of your TMWITY Merchandise needs

This week, Huph, Kyle and Nail$ get together. After a slow & sluggish start from Nail$, the crew get him fired up for a contentious Final 4. Final 4: Least Favorite Appetizers Manscaped.com Promo Code: TMWITY for 20% off Goalieparts.com

In this special edition episode, Comedian Jeff Leeson joins the show and he does not disappoint. We cover everything from Jeff's start in the comedy business, how he got into improv, and the hard hitting questions like, "do you make your own relish". Enjoy this 2 hour, guns blazing episode and laugh with us as Jeff makes fun of us, gives glowing reviews of our sponsors and goes all in with his improvisational comedic style in our rapid fire segment. While you're here go check him out too: jeffleesoncomedy.com Final 4: Favorite Comedians Manscaped.com Promo Code: TMWITY for 20% off Goalieparts.com TMWITY Merch: trustme.itemorder.com

The Trust Me When I Tell You Crew is all together along with Chef Kevin King for an Up North Episode. You can tell the fellas all haven't been together in a while, because they make up for lost time. They discuss Mario Batali and an array of other Topics. Disclaimer - this is the longest episode in TMWITY history...even longer than the St. Patrick's Day Extravaganza of 2021. Could the episode have been a 2 part episode? Probably. Do we know how to do that? Absolutely not. So take some time and enjoy the Shenanigans! Final Four - Favorite Things to Barbecue Sponsors Manscaped.com - Promo Code: TMWITY for 20% off your order Goalieparts.com - trustme.itemorder.com for all of your Merch wants and needs

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Today we have about 650Lbs of stupidity coming at you, hard and fast! We get into all things twitter, Elon's takeover and female fisherwoman. Nail$ has a small beef with online dating. Final 4: Nicknames Riverside.fm Goalieparts.com

The ghees are all back together in studio after several weeks of $pring Break. Nail$ and Mardi are loaded to the Gill$ with $tories...Trust Me When I Tell You, you're going to catch up with The Pioneers of Stupidity on their latest antics. Riverside.fm Goalieparts.com Final Four: Favorite Hot Sauces

This week Warsher & Nail$ get into the weirdest things that seen go down in liquor stores. Huff & The White Hen make a fashionably late appearance after being trapped in a bar and boy does it show! You don't want to miss it! Riverside.fm GoalieParts.com

Kyle, Chris and our favorite Canadien, Chef Kevin throw on the cans spit in the Mic's and bring some thunder this week. Well, it was really last week but wither way, the thunder has been brought! The boys are powered by riverside and you don't want to miss it. Riverside.fm goalieparts.com

What if I told you there we two idiots that made several trips to Mardi Gras each year with even bigger dummies than themselves? Can you imagine the debauchery and pageantry that would ensue? Matt and Nail$ take a deep dive back into their stories of NOLA & STL Mardi Gras experiences and you won't want to miss it! Final 4: Favorite Mardi Gras Traditions (.)(.) Riverside.fm Goalieparts.com

We roll 3 deep on this episode. And to be quite honest, we recorded this so long ago, we forgot what was on it. But we know its funny! Smash the subscribe button!!! riverside.fm goalieparts.com

We're a few days late because we apparently don't know how to use the internet. Anyways, this is our Valentine's Day special, folks! This episode is all about love! Well, failed love. The most romantic guy we know,Chef Kevin King joins us as Kyle and Matt entered into the United States Push-Up contest and weren't available. Lots of good stories on this one. Some hilarious, some sad and some just a plain old good listen. Final 4: Valentines Gifts Riverside.fm Goalieparts.com

We're down one Nail$ but Chef Kevin comes to the rescue and we talk about meat. Ground Hog to be exact. The boys talk about the sausages they cooked for todays episode and other manly $hit. You don't want to miss it. And we've also got a FartGate on our hands. Someone had a build up of gas during the episode and thought they could let it slide as the episode ends. But our executive producer won't let the boys off that easy! Who done it? You decide!!! Riverside.fm Goalieparts.com

We're back on schedule this week and we've cut this bad boy down to an hour and thirty minutes. Sit back and relax and enjoy the Pioneers of Stupidity. This week's final 4: Things that stick in our Craw! Riverside.fm goalieparts.com

The boys are back and we're so glad Huff is still alive after the Bengals big win in the Playoffs. We come at you right out of the gate with a recap of Huff's trip to the dessert to go hang out with Matt Kyle relives the time over the weekend where he became the drunk Ex-girlfriend and facetimed the crew 18 times after he decided to get off of Dry January and drink all the bourbon at Bourbon Fest with Calf Tatt Delicious This week's Final Four is perhaps our most controversial on yet: Final 4 things we've stolen. Each guy delivers great stories with each of their picks and in Classic Nail$ fashion, he drops some pretty big ones. Remember folks, this is a judge free zone and DON'T TELL OUR MOMS! Especially Nail$ mom. Riverside.fm Goalieparts.com

The boys are back and we have a huge announcement! Matt takes a trip back to the North Coast for the holidays and we recap all his shenanigans. Danimal poses the question - Whats worse with kids? Constant loudness or unlimited questions? we answer that today. Ever been to the Christmas Story House? Matt has! And he tell us all about it and talks about left handed bb guns. Danimal explains why animal clubs (VFW) are so great and he's gonna drag the boys to one of them when we get together on July 8th! Note to self.... Danimal is not a fan of Xmas cards and we get into the power moves familys make with them. This weeks Final 4: Our top 4 dream guests trustme.itemorder.com www.goalieparts.com

Our favorite Twitter follower, friend and Canadian, Chef Kevin and his cat, Shadow join us to kick off Season 4. We get into his origin story, funny moments in the kitchen, weird things to cook and Ostrich necks. We visit the time he threw a grown man down the stairs after a french fry incident at a Bills game and a bunch of other antics that go along with it. Check. Us. Out. #TMWITY WWW.GOALIEPARTS.COM

Its the Season 3 Finale! Everyone's favorite guest, The White Hen jumps on for more story time. Get back to work with us and story time. It's your patriotic duty. Final 4: Favorite Hats www.Trustme.itemorder.com www.goalieparts.com

It's a midwest values episode with Peach Daiquiri Dave. you don't want to miss this baby!!!

You don't want to miss this. Who slips on a baked potato?

Merry Christmas from the Pioneers of Stupidity! On this Christmas episode, we open with a discussion on NFT's and how "most of us" have no idea what we're talking about. (shocking) We get into the sayings of 2021 that we love and have probably overused Matt finally comes out and admits he doesn't listen to to podcast because he cant swim Are mini vans cool? Hoff talks about a road rage incident he got into and The Danimal tells a story about the time he got a black eye because hes........dumb We get into what all of us are doing for Christmas. Final Four: The brands the we are the most loyal to www.trustme.itemorder.com www.goalieparts.com

This week we have 3 of the 4 Pioneers of Stupidity. Chris and Kyle take the lead this week and recap their trip to Beer City, USA aka Grand Rapids MIchigan. Our signature cocktail, Danimal$, takes the city by storm. Chris and Kyle take over and start to run a bar crawl, that theyre not even a part of. Kyle tries to pull a prank on Chris at Dinner but forgets his part of the plan. As always, Matt listens intently, asks the important questions to make sure Chris and Kyle know that they are in fact, Pioneers of Stupidity. Final 4 : Winter Activities www.goalieparts.com www.trustme.itemorder.com for our merch.

Today's episode is all about the recap of Chris and Dan's Trip to San Antonio and Austin. We invented a drink call the Danimal$ Danimal became an armadillo racing champion Then Chris and Dan take a "30 minute" Uber to Austin and run the place to the ground. Nothing but stories in this episode. You will love it Also. WE GOT MERCH!!! WWW.TRUSTME.ITEMORDER.COM - Go check it out. www.goalieparts.com

Chris & Dan are live from a San Antonio Hotel Room. Matt & Kyle join them from the #TWITY studio. Its safe to say, Chris and Dan are a bit of a mess, and Matt & Kyle show why they're such good parents with their ability to be as patient as they are with the ridiculousness going on in the Hotel Room Its a good one. Don't miss it! #TMWITY

Very special and ridiculous episode this week. The first part of a serious known as Live From Texas. We want to thank The White Freaking Hen for jumping on with us and doing what we love doing best. Telling stories. You dont want to miss this one. Trust me.

In episode 25, we lose Matt but Kyle is back with us. Today is the last episode before the boys head off to the lone star state. Kyle calls out Danimal for bragging......again. Kyle updates us on all thing in his house like hand foot & mouth Danimal's body is too strong for chicken pox Chamipionship football is on the horizon this weekend in Cincy! Surprise call in guest at the 11 minute mark We talk hats and visors and if they're cool or not. Kyle almost beats the crap out of a Kid Danimal as usual, does something very weird in the school drop off line FInal Four: favorite halloween candy www.goalieparts.com

This week it's Chris and the Danimal. Chris is on the road in the TMWITY lounge Danimal is involved in a hit & run 15 minutes before he gets behind the mic and gets into a story when he got in a fight with a one-armed man Do you know what a Shersey is? Danimals Grandma gets her tires slashed & we get into the origin story of his arch enemy from 20+ years ago We finally get into the times Chris & Dan got arrested for being.......dumb & stupid. You don't want to miss this episode and the ridiculousness that comes with it. Final Four: Favorite Fall Activities

This week is all about..... you guessed it, Halloween We do a little bit of storytime Talk about how or if we dress up for Halloween as adults Talk about some of our best costumes we had as kids and as immature young adults Matt looks back at his Halloween History and we have decided that he as absolutely OWNED Halloween since he was born Final 4: Favorite Costumes / SPoiler, Matt doesnt think he understands the assignment and absolutely nail$ it. WWW.Goalieparts.com

Sit back and relax as we take you back in time where social media wasn't in our lives and we could get away with all the shenanigans that todays kids seemingly always get caught & punished for. Its a story time episode. And let us know what you think of our new musical additions we've included into the episodes. This week Danimal gets sucker punched by a Habanero Pineapple beer Matts dog introduces herself on the podcast in typical TMWITY fashion Hoff talks about a guy that has "retired" from being a vet We get into storytime with the Danimal and Matt about being knuckleheads in high school and college and the ramifications that came along with it. (street signs & lawn ornaments) Anyone ever have that friend that had parents that were so awesome that they'd wash your car when you left it in their driveway? Final 4: Our favorite shirts we've owned Tune in, subscribe & give us a rating. We love you! www.goalieparts.com

On this weeks episode , Danimal needs a pick-me up right out of the gate Hoff doesn't know how to pronounce words Placks has Aunt Jill come to town Danimal recaps his weekend & gets his inbox invaded, yet AGAIN! Placks goes to Flagstaff and drinks meade & talks shit about the Viking people We get into awesome old shirts and Hoff admits he almost went bankrupt signing up for credit cards to get free tshirts This weeks final 4 is our favorite dishes to cook www.goalieparts.com

On today's episode, we welcome our good friend @Buysdog78 to catch up on all things going down in Texas. Hes back in his own home now folks, and has the new and improved pantry to prove it! We teach Hoff how to Gamble......responsible. Danimal keeps winning but isn't allowed to cash out This week's final four is: our favorite podcasts But most importantly, we now have a MUCH more professional sounding podcast that is here to stay. Tune in and listen and let us know what you think of the new Changes www.goalieparts.com

Matt takes a trip to Arrowhead to watch his Brownies and finds out Chiefs fans might be huge dorks...loud dorks... We go back to where we were on 9/11 and find out Huff and the Danimal didn't know where the World Trade centers were back then... Huff is 70 and watches 60 minutes every sunday.. Kia comes back into the conversation Do you know how many oceans there are and what theyre called? We don't Tune in, listen, rate & Subscribe www.goalieparts.com