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Just two idiot girls talking...what more could you ask for?

Deison & Drew Afualo


    • Jun 3, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekly NEW EPISODES
    • 57m AVG DURATION
    • 184 EPISODES

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    The Two Idiot Girls podcast is an absolute gem in the world of podcasts. From the moment I started listening, I felt an instant connection with hosts Drew and Dais. Their conversations are so engaging and relatable that it feels like hanging out with my own sisters. I find myself completely immersed in their discussions, laughing along with them and feeling inspired by their insights. It truly feels like being a part of a close-knit community of friends who share similar interests.

    One of the best aspects of this podcast is the effortless chemistry between Drew and Dais. Their banter is natural, funny, and full of genuine sisterly love. They complement each other perfectly, with Drew bringing her signature humor and wit, while Dais adds a refreshing perspective and thoughtful insights to the mix. It's evident that they have a deep bond as sisters, which translates into an authentic and enjoyable listening experience.

    Another standout aspect of this podcast is its thought-provoking nature. While it's easy to get lost in the hilarious anecdotes and entertaining stories shared by Drew and Dais, there are moments when they delve into deeper topics that make you pause and reflect on life. From body positivity to self-love, they tackle important themes with grace and openness, providing valuable perspectives that resonate deeply with listeners.

    However, one minor downside to this podcast is the occasional lack of consistency in episode releases. As a devoted fan, it can be disappointing to have to wait longer than expected for new episodes to come out. Nonetheless, the quality content provided by Drew and Dais more than makes up for any delays.

    In conclusion, The Two Idiot Girls podcast is an absolute delight to listen to. Drew and Dais have created a space where listeners can feel like they're part of something special – a community where laughter, friendship, and personal growth go hand in hand. Whether you're looking for a lighthearted escape or thought-provoking conversations, this podcast has it all. I eagerly await each new episode and cannot recommend it enough to anyone looking for an uplifting and entertaining podcast experience.



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    S5 Ep21: No Cuz WTF Are Seed Oils and Raw Milk For???

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2025 55:38


    hi CHATTTTTT! this week we're following the TikTok trend of "Propaganda I'm Not Falling For!" in this episode we talked about Deison's final thoughts on the newest season of SLOMW, Drew's true feelings about Benson Boone???, and how we think about young people meeting each other at the gym?! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsor for this week is: - Watch FX's Adults, Wednesdays on FX. All Episodes Now Streaming on Hulu!

    S5 Ep20: When Your Date's Feet Stink Up the Car???

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2025 56:15


    hi CHATTT!!! this week we concluded our Funniest Dating Horror Stories series! in this episode we talked about Drew's new nail journey, what to do when your date wants you to know how to cook but also pay for your guys' drinks???, and one of Deison's biggest icks! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

    S5 Ep19: No Because What TF Does the Pope Even Do???

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2025 76:53


    hi bb freaksss!!! this week we're back from vacaciones and decided to yap about our favorite things LOL in this episode Deison details the newest season of "The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives", Drew continues to spread the gospel about her current favorite book "A Fate Inked in Blood", and we dive into the Pope's job?? (or what we think he does?? girl IDK) DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsors for this week are: - Storyworth: Right now, save $10 on your first purchase when you visit StoryWorth.com/twoidiotgirls - Drybar: Get a blowout that lasts now and shop Drybar's All-Inclusive and Blowout Defense products at drybar.com - Hugz: Start your year with comfort – head to GiveHugz.co and use code TWOIDIOTGIRLS for 20% off your first order.

    S5 Ep18: When Your Date Ditches You at a Baseball Game for His BFF???

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2025 50:50


    hi CHATTTT!! we filmed this whilst on vacaciones and continued to cackle over y'all's funny dating horror stories! in this episode we talked about the current books we're reading, what to do when your date's studio apartment is full of cockroaches, and why we believe men started dapping each other up as a greeting! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsors for this week are: - Drybar: Get a blowout that lasts now and shop Drybar's All-Inclusive and Blowout Defense products at drybar.com - Rocket Money: Stop wasting money on things you don't use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/twoidiotgirls - Honey Love: Treat yourself to the most comfortable shapewear on earth and save 20% Off sitewide at honeylove.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS

    S5 Ep17: When Your Date Keeps Leaving to Freshen Up???

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2025 53:56


    hi CHATTTT!!! this week we decided to return to our roots and have y'all send in your funniest dating horror stories! in this episode we talked about what the heck is british butt???, what to do when your date eats your food, and how we'd react if our date kept leaving to go wash his body with just water....like multiple times...??? DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsors for this week are: - Drybar: Get a blowout that lasts now and shop Drybar's All-Inclusive and Blowout Defense products at drybar.com - HelloFresh: Get up to 10 FREE meals and a free high protein item for life at HelloFresh.com/twoidiotgirls10fm

    S5 Ep16: Us as Doctors on The Pitt & Other Current Obsessions

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2025 47:34


    hiiiii CHATTTTT!! we filmed yet another zoomies filled episode LOL in this episode we talked about our thoughts on the upcoming season of our fave "The Summer I Turned Pretty", our transformative experience watching "Sinners", and how we'd act as doctors on "The Pitt"!  DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsor for this week is: - Drybar: Get a blowout that lasts now and shop Drybar's All-Inclusive and Blowout Defense products at drybar.com.

    S5 Ep15: Surviving Coachella & Other Life Updates!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2025 65:02


    hi CHATTTTT!! this week we filmed an entire episode of just zoomies LMAO if ya'll enjoy this episode format pls let us know! in this episode we recapped our time at Coachella Weekend 1, our current favorite tv shows, and bits we've been obsessed with LOL DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsors for this week are: - Hugz: Start your year with comfort – head to GiveHugz.co and use code TWOIDIOTGIRLS for 20% off your first order. - Rocket Money: Stop wasting money on things you don't use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/twoidiotgirls - Drybar: Get a blowout that lasts now and shop Drybar's All-Inclusive and Blowout Defense products at drybar.com.

    S5 Ep14: How We Think We'd Thrive in the Hunger Games???

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2025 50:06


    hi lil freakssss! this week we finished up our Gardening series! in this episode we talked about our favorite perfume scents, what music video we wish we could dance in, and our thoughts on "flower" with silly names!  DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsors for this week are: - Lume: Use code TWO IDIOT GIRLS for 15% off your first purchase at LumeDeodorant.com - Storyworth: Right now, save $10 on your first purchase when you visit StoryWorth.com/twoidiotgirls - Honey Love: Start the new year off right with Honeylove. Get 20% OFF by going to honeylove.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS!

    S5 Ep13: Gardening & Answering Y'all's Random Questions!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2025 56:06


    hi freakssss! this week we had y'all send us questions for us to answer after we've "gardened"! in this episode we talk about Drew's current thoughts on the book she's reading, how Deison almost died at her massage, and our thoughts on the best activities to partake in once you've "gardened"! this was a really cute sweet one! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsor for this week is: - HelloFresh: Get up to 10 FREE meals and a free high protein item for life at HelloFresh.com/twoidiotgirls10fm

    S5 Ep12: When Your Cheater Ex Tears His Achilles???

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2025 49:06


    hi CHATTTTTTTT!!! this week we finished up our Best Revenge/Karma Stories theme! in this episode we talked about our time at the Season 2 Premiere for "The Last of Us"!!!, what to do when your ex marries your best friend on your birthday??, and how Damon lives to torture Stefan at least once a year - just like some of y'all with your exes! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

    S5 Ep11: Getting Your Lick Back with a Lime Scooter???

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2025 59:35


    hi lil bb freaksssss!! this week we continued to cackle over y'all's best revenge and karma stories! in this episode we talked about how Drew used to torture men in college??, how to trick your cheating boyfriend into thinking he has a heart condition LOL, and how the worst thing you could ever do to us is make us your enemies! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

    S5 Ep10: Donating Your Mean Ex's Clothes to His Fave Thrift Store???

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2025 44:34


    hiiii CHATTTTT! this week one of our patreoners (s/o Shelby F!) suggested we have y'all send in your best revenge/karma stories! in this episode we talk about Drew's karma on her mean professors, getting the best revenge when you experience a hit and run, and what to do when your cheating ex has a heart attack??? DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

    S5 Ep9: What To Do When a Man Wants To Explain His Gym Routine???

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2025 51:54


    hi lil bb freakssss!!!! this week we concluded our series on y'all's Niche Red Flags in Men! in this episode we talked about Drew's time at The Oscars!!, why it's annoying when men don't like fruit??? (GROW UP), and how to avoid men who ride electric skateboards and don't own trinkets! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsor for this week is: - Rocket Money: Stop wasting money on things you don't use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/twoidiotgirls

    S5 Ep8: In What World Would a Man Need a Ring Light???

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2025 57:11


    hi freaksssss!! this week we continued to giggle over y'all's niche red flags! in this episode we talked about what it was like for Drew to meet Timothee Chalamet LOL, the ick of when men ask to rip your penjamin, and what to do when men go out of their way to let you know they didn't watch "Barbie" LMAOOOO DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsors for this week are: - Hugz: Start your year with comfort – head to GiveHugz.co and use code TWOIDIOTGIRLS for 20% off your first order.

    S5 Ep7: Why Does Every Man Want to be Iron Man???

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2025 54:05


    hi lil freaks!!! this week one of our patreoners suggested we ask y'all: what are your niche red flags for men?? in this episode we talked about all of the fun we had in Vancouver!!, that ONE guy who takes his beer softball league too seriously, and when men are too insecure to wear a halloween costume? GROW UPPPPPP DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

    S4 Ep59: Our Worst Greening Out Experience???

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2025 62:49


    hi CHATTT!! this week Drew posted a Q&A on her Instagram and we answered y'all's questions! in this episode we talked about what dream fantasy world we'd love to live in, why Deison's lips have been so chapped recently, and the time Drew greened out at a family game night and had to take a quick power nap to work it off! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsors for this week are: - Honey Love: Start the new year off right with Honeylove. Get 20% OFF by going to honeylove.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS! - Rocket Money: Stop wasting money on things you don't use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/twoidiotgirls

    S4 Ep58: Making Topless Finsta Accounts for your Bias???

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2025 62:32


    hi CHATTTTT!!!! this week we continued to giggle over y'alls fangirl confessions! in this episode we talked about whether or not Deison is actually gay??, how Drew knows that Matt Bomer is for sure in "Suits", and how to get an A in your class by reading Lady Gaga's "Marry the Night" monologue for a project! IF YOU LIVE IN VANCOUVER, CANADA, COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW ON 2/16/25!! Buy your tickets here: https://jflvancouver.com/show/two-idiot-girls-rio/ DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsors for this week are: - Rula: Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at rula.com/twoidiotgirls - Lume: Use code TWO IDIOT GIRLS for 15% off your first purchase at LumeDeodorant.com - Hugz: Start your year with comfort – head to GiveHugz.co and use code TWOIDIOTGIRLS for 20% off your first order.

    S4 Ep57: Cutting Your Eyelashes Off for 5SOS???

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2025 49:02


    hi lil freaks!! this week we had y'all send in your fangirl confessions! in this episode we talked about Deison's thoughts on A24's "Babygirl", what to do when you wanna send love letters to every male cast member from "Harry Potter", and where we were when we found out Zayn was leaving One Direction LMAO IF YOU LIVE IN VANCOUVER, CANADA, COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW ON 2/16/25!! Buy your tickets here: https://jflvancouver.com/show/two-idiot-girls-rio/ DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsor for this week is: - HelloFresh: Get up to 10 FREE meals and a free high protein item for life at HelloFresh.com/twoidiotgirls10fm

    S4 Ep56: How We'd Take Care of Each Other as Worms???

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2025 57:11


    hi CHATTTTT!!!! this week we continued our silly Q&A with y'all! in this episode Deison explains the entire lore of the "XO, Kitty" universe, whether or not we'd compete in reality tv competition shows together, and Drew's current book she's reading! IF YOU LIVE IN VANCOUVER, CANADA, COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW ON 2/16/25!! Buy your tickets here: https://jflvancouver.com/show/two-idiot-girls-rio/ DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsors for this week are: - Hugz: Start your year with comfort – head to GiveHugz.co and use code TWOIDIOTGIRLS for 20% off your first order. - Rocket Money: Stop wasting money on things you don't use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/twoidiotgirls

    S4 Ep55: Fingers that Smell a Little Bit Like Poop or Hair that Smells "Loud"???

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2025 50:33


    hi lil baby freakssss!!! we're back with a new prompt! this week we asked y'all to send in silly questions for us to answer! in this episode we talked about our favorite songs of all time/our current on repeat, our favorite bits we've shared with y'all, and what books we're currently reading! IF YOU LIVE IN VANCOUVER, CANADA, COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW ON 2/16/25!! Buy your tickets here: https://jflvancouver.com/show/two-idiot-girls-rio/ DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsor for this week is: - Lume: Use code TWO IDIOT GIRLS for 15% off your first purchase at LumeDeodorant.com

    S4 Ep54: The Summer We Turned into a Bad Boy QB???

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2025 50:59


    HAPPY NEW YEAR CHATTT!!! this week we had y'all send in your Ins and Outs for 2025! in this episode we talked about Deison and Drew's fears of the giant rave lady at the Sphere in Vegas, how we as a society need to bring back FLIRTING, and why delaying a morning poop is NEVER a good idea! IF YOU LIVE IN VANCOUVER, CANADA, COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW ON 2/16/25!! Buy your tickets here: https://jflvancouver.com/show/two-idiot-girls-rio/ DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsors for this week are: - Rocket Money: Stop wasting money on things you don't use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/twoidiotgirls - Hugz: Start your year with comfort – head to GiveHugz.co and use code TWOIDIOTGIRLS for 20% off your first order. - Honey Love: Start the new year off right with Honeylove. Get 20% OFF by going to honeylove.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS! 

    S4 Ep53: Falling Down in Front of All the Hot People at the Sweat Tour!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2024 47:05


    hi CHATTT!!! this week we finished our annual Embarrassing and Funny Moments of 2024! in this episode we talk about our future trampoline adventures!!, what to do when your wife humbles you at karaoke, and our biggest hopes for each other in 2025! THANK YOU LIL FREAKS FOR ALL OF THE LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU GAVE US THIS YEAR! WE LOVE AND APPRECIATE YOU SO SO MUCH!  IF YOU LIVE IN VANCOUVER, CANADA, COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW ON 2/16/25!! Buy your tickets here: https://jflvancouver.com/show/two-idiot-girls-rio/ DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

    S4 Ep52: Is President Snow a Babygirl???

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2024 55:10


    hi CHATTTTTT!!!! this week we did our annual prompt: what was y'all's funniest/most embarrassing moments of 2024?? in this episode we talked about how we'd intro So You Think You Can Dance contestants, the time Drew greened out before a really important work event, and how Deison's hunt for a new crush is panning out! IF YOU LIVE IN VANCOUVER, CANADA, COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW ON 2/16/25!! Buy your tickets here: https://jflvancouver.com/show/two-idiot-girls-rio/ DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsors for this week are: - Rocket Money: Stop wasting money on things you don't use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/twoidiotgirls - Olive and June: Visit OliveandJune.com/TGOG for 20% off your first System!

    S4 Ep51: Is Drew Reentering the World of Sports???

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2024 54:09


    hi freaks!!! this week we've been enjoying Drew's break so we forgot to put out a prompt lol so we decided to continue our Q&A from a couple episodes back! in this episode we talked about how to make content without worrying about people's perception of you, our thoughts on Timothée dressing up like Bob Dylan's Sundance red carpet outfit at the premiere of the Bob Dylan biopic???, and the first time Deison got a hate comment! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

    S4 Ep50: Getting a Gym Membership for Christmas???

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2024 50:11


    hi sick lil freakssssss!! this week we read more of y'all's funniest/worst gift stories! in this episode we talked about how to react when your in laws give you a gift themed around the favorite movie series of your boyfriend's ex, our reactions to this season's bakeoff finale!!, and Drew's fun time at the rams game! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsor for this week is: - Rocket Money: Stop wasting money on things you don't use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/twoidiotgirls - Lume: Use code TWO IDIOT GIRLS for 15% off your first purchase at LumeDeodorant.com - Uncommon Goods: To get 15% off your next gift, go to uncommongoods.com/twoidiotgirls

    S4 Ep49: The Worst Gifts We've Ever Received and More!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2024 44:59


    Thank you to Sephora for partnering with us on this episode! hi chatttt!! this week we had y'all send in stories about the funniest or worst gifts you've received! in this episode we talked about the time Drew was gifted someone else's gift on purpose, when your aunt buys you pretend makeup when you're fully 20 years old???, and how to react when you buy your straight man crush designer perfume & he buys you a $5 tin lunchbox! HUGE THANK YOU TO SEPHORA FOR PARTNERING WITH US! WE LOVE YOU! Don't overthink it this holiday season, visit Sephora for all of your gift needs! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

    S4 Ep48: How We'd Unionize the Bakers in the Tent

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2024 57:33


    hi sick lil freaksss!! this week we concluded answering all y'all's questions! in this episode we talked about our favorite/least favorite parts of touring, how we'd ace the technical round in the Great British Baking Show, and our favorite teachers we had while growing up! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsor for this week is: - Lume: Use code TWO IDIOT GIRLS for 15% off your first purchase at LumeDeodorant.com

    S4 Ep47: Our Favorite Sister Memories & How Drew Wrote Her Book!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2024 58:20


    hi sick lil baby freakssss!!! this week we continued to answer some of y'all's questions! in this episode we talked about Dramione fanfics???, eating 50 gyozas after a work event, and who we think was snubbed for the 2025 grammys! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsors for this week are: - Uncommon Goods: To get 15% off your next gift, go to uncommongoods.com/twoidiotgirls - Rocket Money: Stop wasting money on things you don't use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/twoidiotgirls

    S4 Ep46: Getting Explosive Chorro at the Wicked Premiere???

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2024 54:16


    hi CHATTTTT!!!! this week we wanted to catch up with y'all and we thought it would be super cutie to do a Q&A with all of you! in this episode we talked about which fictional character we'd give Drew's book to, tips on how we survived living in the Dorms, and how much fun we had at the LA Premiere for "Wicked"!!! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsor for this week is: - Lume: Use code TWO IDIOT GIRLS for 15% off your first purchase at LumeDeodorant.com

    S4 Ep45: Smash or Pass: Target Shopping Cart???

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2024 51:41


    hi lil freaks!!! this week we concluded our beloved "Hear Me Out" series! in this episode we talk about setting boundaries, our favorite halloween costumes we saw online, and why liking Lightning McQueen isn't as bad as liking the Target Shopping Cart????? girl IDFK DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsor for this week is: - Uncommon Goods: To get 15% off your next gift, go to uncommongoods.com/twoidiotgirls

    S4 Ep44: Why is Mojo Jojo #1 on Your Hear Me Out Cake???

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2024 66:43


    hiiiiii freaks!! we concluded our spooky season episodes with a pair of sisters we get compared to literally every day of our lives LMAO as well as our Hear Me Out series! in this episode we talked about Drew's experience at her first ever NBA game, why Deison is locked in on James Spader, and we explain our beef with Dean Hardscrabble from "Monsters University." DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsor for this week is: - Rocket Money: Stop wasting money on things you don't use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/twoidiotgirls

    S4 Ep43: Jumba from Lilo and Stitch is #1 on Your Hear Me Out Cake???

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2024 50:46


    hi freaks!! this week we decided to follow our current favorite TikTok trend and have y'all send in your #1 choices for a "Hear Me Out" cake! in this episode we talked about our favorite Olsen twin movies, what happens when we "go LEGO", and wtf is TARS from "Interstellar" doing on this list??? DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsor for this week is: - Lume: Use code TWO IDIOT GIRLS for 15% off your first purchase at LumeDeodorant.com

    S4 Ep42: When Your Friends Abandon You Because You're Too Scary

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2024 45:36


    hi lil freaks!!!! this week we continued to giggle over y'all's funny stories that happened to y'all while in a costume! in this episode we talked about Drew's issues with Vampire Diaries, when you get into a car accident while dressed like a Christmas tree, and our uncle who has a new bit every single Christmas Eve! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsor for this week is: - Olive and June: Visit OliveandJune.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS for 20% off your first System! 

    S4 Ep41: Accidentally Showing Crack Under Your Pickle Costume

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2024 62:47


    hiii CHATTTT!!!! this week we started a spooky series where we had y'all send in stories about the funniest things that happened to you while you were in a Halloween costume! in this episode we talked about our current bits only we laugh at, our past Halloween costumes, and why we've never been sweating and secretly wished we weren't wearing chonies??? guys....what's going on?? IM SCARED DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsor for this week is: - Rocket Money: Stop wasting money on things you don't use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/twoidiotgirls

    S4 Ep40: Getting Mistaken for Sabrina Carpenter

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2024 64:52


    hi freaks!!! HAPPY SPOOKY SEASON! the first of our 5 costumes is revealed in this episode, we dressed up like one of our current favorite tv show! we answered even more of y'all's gardening questions! in this episode we talked about the masterpiece that is Greta Gerwig's "Little Women", what Deison thinks is Drew's most surprising quirk LMAO, and why Drew worries about Deison's everyday well-being sometimes :D DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

    S4 Ep39: Dream Smoke Circle with HOTD Characters ???

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2024 55:36


    hi CHATTTTTT!!! this week we continued our gardening series! in this episode we talk about our weirdest/rudest celebrity interactions, a couple of comments that gagged us??, and if we could build our dream smoke circle with characters from "The House of the Dragon"! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsor for this week is: - Magic Mind: They have a limited offer you can use now, that gets you up to 48% off your first subscription or 20% off one time purchases with code twoidiotgirls at checkout at magicmind.com/twoidiotgirls

    S4 Ep38: How We Think Bad Ape Would Take Down Bucc-ee in a Fight

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2024 50:15


    hi freaks!!! this week we returned to our beloved "gardening" theme! in this episode we talked about how we almost died at the hand of a squirrel in Central Park, that one time Drew forgot she necked a party size bag of spicy doritos, and we describe what "gardening" feels like LMAO this episode was A LOT *** ALSO we are aware that we misremembered what character is Bad Ape! Deison was remembering Donkey from the same move lmao DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsors for this week are: - Lume: Use code TWO IDIOT GIRLS for 15% off your first purchase at LumeDeodorant.com - Rocket Money: Stop wasting money on things you don't use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/twoidiotgirls

    S4 Ep37: Answering Y'all's Dating Questions!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2024 44:49


    Thank to our friends e.l.f. and Tinder for sponsoring this episode! Hi chat!! This week's episode has been sponsored by our besties e.l.f. and Tinder because they have a super cutie collection coming out! in this week's episode we answered some of y'alls questions about all things DATING! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! (https://drew-afualo.com/) For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls (http://patreon.com/twoidiotgirls) for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

    S4 Ep36: Gardening & Absinthe??? Ok Girllll

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2024 52:46


    hi chattttt!!! this week Drew wanted to do another gardening episode due to popular demand! in this episode we talked about our thoughts on the Season 2 finale of "House of the Dragon", what advice we would've given our past selves for their first time gardening, and some of our favorite bits from tour! ***Team, our camera was trying to die at the end so that's why the episode ended so chaotically LMAOOO love that it happened during an episode where we're both super alert and locked in and not under any sort of influence or whatever! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsors for this week are: - Webroot: You can get 60% off at Webroot.com/tig to live a better digital life. - Olive and June: Visit OliveandJune.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS for 20% off your first System! 

    S4 Ep34: LIVE FROM LOS ANGELES, IT'S TWO IDIOT GIRLS!!!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2024 54:20


    hi CHATTTT! SURPRISE!!! here's the live recording of our recent show in Los Angeles, California and so many of you lil freaks got to be there in person to see it! we know so many of you couldn't make it so we made sure to record one of our best shows so everyone could enjoy it! if you want to watch the rest of the live show to see us do a Q&A with our lil LA freaks, join our patreon! AGAIN we are truly so humbled and grateful to every single of you freaks. thank you for loving us as us, thank you for coming to see us on tour, thank you for literally everything. we love and appreciate all of you so so much! APES TOGETHER STRONG!!! ***DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

    34: Dream Video Game to Live in & More Tour Updates!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2024 53:56


    hi chat!! this week we concluded our series on answering all of y'all's silly questions! in this episode we talked about Deison's current beef with TSA???, Drew's current book obsession, and share more funny stories from tour! Chat, we can't thank you enough for being so sweet and kind and warm throughout this tour! THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE!!! Thank you for supporting and loving us through so much! And a huge thank you to all of you who bought Drew's book - who is now the first Samoan woman to make it on to the New York Time's Best Seller List!!! HELLO ????????? ***DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! ANDDDD OUR TOUR HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED! COME SEE US ON THE ROAD! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsors for this week are: - Webroot: You can get 60% off at Webroot.com/tig to live a better digital life. - Rocket Money: Stop wasting money on things you don't use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/twoidiotgirls

    S4 Ep33: How We'd Survive the Other Mother in Coraline

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2024 55:17


    hi lil freakssss!! this week we continued to answer all of y'all's silly questions! in this episode we recapped the first 11 shows of our tour!!, we shared which ride at Disneyland we'd most like to work, as well as why our earliest memories of us eating cereal in our chonies and watching early morning cartoons at our Grandpa's house lol Chat, we can't thank you enough for being so sweet and kind and warm throughout this tour! THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE!!! Thank you for supporting and loving us through so much! And a huge thank you to all of you who bought Drew's book - who is now the first Samoan woman to make it on to the New York Time's Best Seller List!!! HELLO ????????? ***DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! ANDDDD OUR TOUR HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED! COME SEE US ON THE ROAD! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsor for this week is: - Lume: Use code TWO IDIOT GIRLS for 15% off your first purchase at LumeDeodorant.com

    S4 Ep31: Grabbing Fictional Men by their Adams' Apples???

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2024 47:33


    ***DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! ANDDDD OUR TOUR HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED! COME SEE US ON THE ROAD! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! hi freaksssss!! this week we had y'all ask us silly questions because we were inspired by Drew being asked "If you could fight any historical figure, who would it be and why??" in this episode we talked about all of the women named Daisy in Hollywood ??, why we'd fight Claire Bear if given the opportunity, and what Olympic sport we truly believe we'd excel in! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsor for this week is: - Olive and June: Visit OliveandJune.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS for 20% off your first System! 

    S4 Ep31: Going to Team Italian Dinner with Poop in Your Pants???

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2024 58:16


    ***DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! ANDDDD OUR TOUR HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED! COME SEE US ON THE ROAD! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! hi freaks! this week we concluded our aura points segment & I can't believe it...but this one might have lost the most aura points out of all the stories we've read ! in this episode we talked about our amazing time at the WNBA All Star game!!, more stories of Donnie being Donnie I guess??, and why tf are team dinners a thing in high school??? For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsors for this week are: - Lume: Use code TWO IDIOT GIRLS for 15% off your first purchase at LumeDeodorant.com - Webroot: You can get 60% off at Webroot.com/tig to live a better digital life. - Rocket Money: Stop wasting money on things you don't use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/twoidiotgirls

    S4 Ep30: Getting Denied by Your Crush with a Box of Donuts???

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2024 72:41


    hi sweet lil freaks!! this week we continued to rate and giggle over your aura points stories and wow i feel like we learn so much about you all ! (derogatory) in this episode we talked about more of Drew's middle school lore, how many aura points you lose when you accidentally wave to someone who wasn't waving to you, and Deison's thoughts on the Gladiator 2 trailer! COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

    S4 Ep29: Walking Half a Mile with Poop in Your Pants ????

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2024 66:22


    hi freaks!! this week we pulled inspo from our FYPs and decided to ask y'all what have you done to lose aura points?? -- and obviously we will laughed too much & assigned the proper point amount! in this episode we talked about how we think Usain Bolt could increase his running time, Drew's valiant and overdue return to Twitter, and the time Deison was ghosted & she responded so she could have the last word LMAO COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

    S4 Ep28: FMK: Cam Cameron, Jeremiah, and Conrad?? BE SERIOUS FOR 5 SECONDS

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2024 40:38


    ****DISCLAIMER: audio is VERRRY different this episode because this one isn't with our normal mics so the sound is a lil funky. we had originally planned for no episode this week because we've both been super sick and slammed with work BUT we decided to film one anyways because we love u! hi lil freaks!! we concluded our FMK series where y'all send in your picks and this one was even more random than last week's if you can believe! in this episode we talked about how Sexyy Red & Aemon Targaryen are connected, why we went to Erewhon 3 days in a row???, and how Drew was Shrek in a past life! COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsor for this week is: - Rocket Money: Stop wasting money on things you don't use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/twoidiotgirls FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

    S4 Ep27: FMK: Kermit, Miss Piggy, and Walter White ???

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2024 56:10


    hi freakssss!! this week we continued our FMK series with all of y'all's picks! in this episode we talked about our thoughts on Season 3 of The Bear!!!!!!!, whether we'd want to marry or kill Maurice from Planet of the Apes, and how Drew would FMK The Great British Baking Show, Modern Family, and the summer i turned pretty (spoiler alert: she wouldn't be able to exist!) COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

    S4 Ep26: FMK: Squatty Potty, Wet Wipes, and Poo Pouri???

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2024 55:03


    ***BESTIES, the audio Gods were not on our side this episode so Drew's mic sounds a lil echoey :D just wanted to give y'all a heads up before we get 400 comments about it lol love youuuuuuuuuu*** hi lil freakssssss!!! this week we decided to play a harmless fun game of FMK and have y'all send in your suggestions! in this episode we talked about our thoughts on "Game of Thrones" & "House of the Dragon", whether or not the dad from "High School Musical" is hot, and why we think Caesar the Ape would be a good husband! COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

    S4 Ep25: When You Meet the Love of Your Life in the Cafeteria

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2024 70:54


    hi lil freaks!! in this week's episode we answered some advice questions sent in by our super awesome hot and sexy Patreoners!! in this episode we talked about how we navigated our quarter life crises/saturn returns, what to do when you're in a funk, and the time Drew almost had a meet cute at the UH Cafeteria Hall! COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsor for this week is: - HelloFresh: Go to HelloFresh.com/twoidiotgirlsapps for FREE appetizers for life! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

    S4 Ep24: How to Not Use Your Salad Spinner

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2024 56:45


    hi lil freaks!!!! this week we continued to peruse and learn y'all's sister/bestie dictionaries and they were hilarious PER USUAL! in this week's episode we talked about how we'd navigate Love Island as contestants, the most perfect cheesy movies that have ever existed, and more of our favorite bits with stupid Adam LMAO COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsor for this week is: - Rocket Money: Stop wasting money on things you don't use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/twoidiotgirls FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

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