Up Late With Oliver

The world is a creepy, paranormal place and Oliver and Nathan are exploring it all: in fiction, in reality, and in their own imaginations. We kinda review the movie Predator, we discuss an event from earlier in the day that was legitimately bizarre and creepy, and then Oliver is sucked into another dimension like some kind of ersatz Mr. Peabody.   Topics discussed include Holk Holgins, the Machete Lady, the grossest aspect of the Predator, an extremely long cord for time travel, Benjamin Franklin’s interesting butt, the boy prince of Twitch, and Tiki Man and Mister Butterfly.   Don’t forget if you love our show please go to Apple Podcasts and leave us a review! We love you and you’re breaking our hearts by not giving us 5 Stars! So do it!

It’s big business here at the Devil Heaven studio, and everyone’s got that entrepreneurial spirit! Unfortunately just like the Cola Wars, the war between these two great businesses doesn’t show any signs of slowing down either.   Topics discussed include Bobby Joe and Marshmallow, Doctor Nathan’s Cigarettes for Babies, dueling contracts, a scathing impersonation of Dad, a commercial for the Hunger Games, a bicycle with an iron for a seat, and the curse of the pug muffins.

It’s Valentines Day at Area 51! Hop on your Jello-fueled rocket and grab your copy of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Orange Julius because Camel Hump Day is just around the corner! Oliver and Penelope are back with another crazy conversation, and Olympic atheletes Jerry Pickleton and Craig “Girl Power” Poops are in the studio for an historic interview!   Topics discussed include interrupting with booze, skiing on rails, the whole world minus babies and skeletons, George Pizzagate, the national flag of Mybutt, lavasports, and the lost 4 dimensional continent of Cheeseington.

Who's that coming down the chimney with a splash? That jolly old elf with a gameboy face, a nose like a wiener, stump of a finger tight in his butt cheeks just pooping in the stockings and flying away on his giant birthday cake?  That's right the holiday is here and we're having a party! Come join Oliver, Nathan, and Penelope as we celebrate the seasonal good times! Brought to you by dinosaur poo!

It's another Up Late With Penelope! Oliver decided to take some time off and everyone's favorite guest host Penelope stepped up and took over this week. We talk about Penelope's interests in architecture, review the new Thor movie, and have an enlightening interview with the Caped Crusader himself, Batman.

Those boys and their shopping cart full of post-apocalyptic scraps are back from a long hibernation with that friendly bear from chapter 2. There's a leprechaun, a gullible orchard owner, a pony, and a gas station standoff where nobody really knows who anybody is. If anyone out there knows Cormac McCarthy can you please let him know we're sorry about what we're doing to his book?

Chills! Thrills! Boos! Woos! It's our Halloween holiday Spook-tacular! Oliver and Nathan discuss ghost protocols, we have an exciting new delivery service sponsor the show, and then we cross over and make contact with the great beyond!   Topics discussed include pink lips, ghost sounds, a witch with lice, Mars Anus, werewolf pickle delivery, a message from Houdini, Mr Big and Mr Little from Pennsylvania, how to annoy Reggie, and olden times viral videos.

The second chapter in our recreation of Cormac McCarthy's literary classic "The Road".  The Man and The Boy come across some geographically confusing ruins, The Boy performs a questionable autopsy, there’s some timeline confusion, a book about rocks, our heroes run afoul of a very tenacious lightning strike victim, a very gullible cannibal, and an ursine restaurateur.

You are witnessing the rebirth of the new Up Late With Oliver! Forget everything you know about our show, then get ready to learn everything you don't know! Because now we're educational! We decided to bring great novels to life, but unfortunately we can't just read the books or we'll get sued. So instead we're improvising what we can remember from them.  This week's episode: "The Road" by Cormac McCarthy, chapter one.

Oliver and Nathan try to have a nice normal conversation and it gets ruined by an hour long argument over what the outcome of a war between all animals would be. Star ratings, the alphabet, and adjectives are all abused. 

Summer is over and we’re back! Nathan and Oliver discuss a certain shadowy world-dominating organization, then we cover back-to-school news with one of the most distiguished academic guests in podcast history! Give it a listen!   Topics discussed include the comedy fast food restaurant, joining the illuminati, different degree programs, UP-USP-SPU-UPS, bicycle marathon, a double major in garbage man, narcoleptic battle tactics, Mil-House, and vegetarian nosferatu.   Don’t forget: if you like our show, please go to Apple Podcasts and give us a review! It helps us grow!

Derby Fever is upon us! We have all the inside information for gamblers, hustlers, and horse lovers alike! We talk about this year’s lineup and break down all the important information. Plus Oliver wanders off and Nathan hosts a little fireside chat!   Topics discussed include: 20th Century Us, the Willennium Falcon, BDSM horseplay, disco chicken, Egg Runner, Grandpa’s Special Boy, North Caralorum, Lamppuppetpenmicrophonecontrollerman, the worst Usual Suspects ever, Curtain Rod: The Horse, 1:1 odds, Adidas Cloudfoam vs Nationalist Socialism, listener questions answered, shitty enough to shit a shitter, scented candle X Files, and Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints brand messenger bags.

It's the approximate one year anniversary of Up Late With Oliver! We discuss how our first year of podcasting has gone, then we try to brainstorm ways to improve the show. In the end, we don't really come up a better system for podcasting but we do come up with a cool new swear word. Topics discussed include: an inventory of our first year, horses for improving, vocal fry, the property of a living thing, stunts and drugs, something religious, hey what's all that hoobastank, Murdering and Robbing Alley, a bazooka vs a harpoon gun vs a nuke, hoobapowers, Orange Crush prison rules, Nerf brand shovels, a horrifying vision of the future, hoobastanctions, 911 hold music, a real cussy god, three-banana-four-watermelon, and a bunch of red lights.    Don't forget! If you like our show, you should write us a review and give us a rating on iTunes! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/up-late-with-oliver/id1097366967 Connect with us on social media too! Twitter: @oliveruplate Instagram: @uplatewitholiver Facebook: www.facebook.com/uplatewitholiver Gmail: uplatewitholiver@gmail.com Read more at http://uplatewitholiver.libsyn.com/#O4C0BG4g9LT8m8pS.99

It’s that delicious Up Late With Oliver flavor you’ve grown to love and crave, back with another heaping helping! Tonight’s episode is all about CHILD LAWYERS! The amazing law-office-slash-video-game-developer that has everything to do with children and nothing to do with anything they claim to be about! We learn about the hottest new space survival fishing game, Ocean Socian! Plus we meet a bunch of tertiary characters! It’s all here for your listening pleasure!   Topics discussed include: opening the doors of justice, motor vehicle milestones, never doing any sins, cop infested neighborhoods, flavor country, Caesar church, Klarg, promotional tattoos, long-term memory loss, shark serving sizes, space milk, baby kickboxing, and always brush your teeth in the game room after coming back from break.   Don't forget! If you like our show, you should write us a review and give us a rating on iTunes! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/up-late-with-oliver/id1097366967 Connect with us on social media too! Twitter: @oliveruplate Instagram: @uplatewitholiver Facebook: www.facebook.com/uplatewitholiver Gmail: uplatewitholiver@gmail.com

Oh boy oh boy oh boy it's podcast time yet again! Tonight we have exciting discussion on the definition of idioms, then our old friend Carson Speanuts drops by for an exclusive interview. Carson brings a few friends with him, they bring a few enemies, then we get an exclusive look at a rare animal thought to be extinct, or at least trapped in a quantum gravitational paradox. Topics discussed include: baby brother facts, how to avoid shooting horses in a war, a witch’s tidiom, confusing rain language, an upside down ghost, Texas Pete’s disease, who’s interviewing Hugh, Professor George Splartson’s almost extinct animal, bottomless pit mating ritual, Professor George Wessleton the Duke of Weaseltown, a duel with men’s weapons, and a fake wiener.    Don't forget! If you like our show, you should write us a review and give us a rating on iTunes! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/up-late-with-oliver/id1097366967 Follow us on social media too! Twitter: @oliveruplate Instagram: @uplatewitholiver Facebook: www.facebook.com/uplatewitholiver

It's a very special episode with lessons for everyone about how to treat others. Oliver bullies Nathan, Oliver talks about bullies he knows, there's a hot new show about palindromes, then a special dramatic event where everyone learns a little about the Golden Rule. Topics discussed include Cuba to the Beach, bully policy, tape gun violence, white people vs. a famous Steve Harvey, the five orange people, a very special after school special, chicken ray, and a puppet named Bruce. Also, if you listen to our show why not go on iTunes and let the ghost of Steve Jobs know what a good job we're doing? https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/up-late-with-oliver/id1097366967

We’re back with tales fresh from the art museum! Oliver had his first run-in with the law! We try a new advertising format! Then we do some classic juvenile troublemaking. It’s all here for your listening pleasure.   Topics discussed include the riddle of the wordless book, touching the art, my cool son Raff, Carson Speanuts, Black Panther Camp, a 2143 gun permit, the biggest pretzel you got, Village People descriptions, and dabbing injuries.

THE FUTURE IS FEMALE! This week Oliver is sitting around reading comic books, and instead we're having a show with Oliver's little sister Penelope. We talk about what it means to be a woman, plans for the future, the French language, and fighting the power.   Topics discussed include a shy introduction, hair chalk, emo dad, talkin' about privates, a relaxing pee, the frymaker, frozen banana locations, crunched ice, stuffies, and a message for the women.

New year, same old show! We're in the new Devil Heaven Network studio discussing the fate of our cat's balls, which leads to a broader and more confusing discussion about the nature of human reproduction. (Spoiler alert, we don't really figure it out.) Then we talk about our favorite episode of the Twilight Zone. Topics discussed include two little round stuffs, forklift giant castration, furry vagina, hotel stuff inappropriate, hair bugs poop pants, pee the baby out, tiny little mustache dad, egg river racetrack, submarine special delivery, hyundai, not pizza eating, a dimension of soup and salad, President George Jones, cold war bass riff explosions, and a world without rock and roll.

It’s our very own Star Wars Holiday Spectacular! We sit down with the disgustingly talented Sean Keller to discuss our favorite and least favorite parts of our favorite movie franchise of all time. Oliver eats sugar cookies directly into the microphone, Nathan and Sean get too deep into their obsession, and we close out the show with our biggest musical number yet. Topics discussed include: a failed Billy Dee Williams, heavy interview questions, faking your death, Jeff Goldblum property management, an old diabetic space racist, Emperor Moss, Star Wars casting trivia, lightning face California Raisin transformation, The Black Eyed Peas rick rolling on HD-DVD, one last hurrah before the flaming debris crushes us all, and that old classic Ewok hymn.

We're back at it again! The boys are just casually discussing comic books and superhero mythology. Oliver has discovered sequential art and we're working on a new story. We're also hashing out our feelings 'bout the classics. Topics discussed include: preparation for being a cog, Nana Visitor, Lex Luthor’s diabolical floating rings, a cool weiner, Batman vs. Irishman, the key to the rubble, stupid heroes with cool hobbies, too many burly boys, reverse Galactus, and weiner touch weakness.

It's been a rough week, and our hearts are heavy. Tonight we sit down and put aside the normal goofball antics to talk through some fears. There's hope even in the darkest of times, and we'd encourage anyone who listens to our show to consider joining us in making a contribution to one of these reputable charities fighting for the rights of those affected: The Center For Reproductive Rights http://bit.ly/2fOrq8i The Boys and Girls Clubs of America: http://bit.ly/2eRP9Uj The Gay and Lesbian Victory Fund: http://bit.ly/2fOu522 The National Resource Defense Council: http://bit.ly/2fxxhQ6

We had an equipment malfunction that caused us to release this episode a week late, but it’s here and it’s almost like a retrospective of last week now! We talk about Halloween and the world series, both of which are boring old news in the face of the most controversial election in American history. But anyway here’s a bunch of dumb goofs about ghosts and home runs. Topics discussed include: almost famousness, ghost cannibalism, Satan facts, leprods, halloween lighting round, a bunch of monsters, Ollie Helps, world series fever, Best Of Baseball, winning strategies, and look us up at Target. If you’re a fan, maybe take a moment this week to tell a friend about our show, or give us a little ol’ review on iTunes.

Sorry if some of you experienced some minor confusion this past morning, listening to last week's podcast again... we weren't preparing for some typie of Manchurian Candidate suicide mission... yet. It's just some sort of podcast server goof up. and we're fixing it as we speak. If we sound a little more highfalutin than usual it’s probably because we recorded this episode hot on the heels of a trip to the ballet. Which is what we’re talking about tonight. We do a recap of Swan Lake followed by a short review. Along the way we talk a lot about kissing techniques. Topics discussed include: all the cars, tight little butts, medieval juggling, the prince’s mom, open mouths, DJ Al “Bart” Einstein the Turntable Wizard, stepdads from the future, and bad raps.

LIVE! FROM BED! The boys are both sick, so this one is kinda sloppy. We didn't do any pre-show writing or discussion, we just took some ibuprofen and dove in head first. We just kinda shoot the breeze for a while, then everything starts to come together and we end up with a brilliant new idea. Topics discussed include: being sick, dog fighting, deer fighting, animal mastery, Reggie the human, rattlegerms, velociraptor vs bees, and powdered wig burglary.

THIS JUST IN: we’re bringing you all the news that’s fit to podcast on an all new episode of Up Late With Oliver with special guest DAVID BRITTON! David is so funny that it fills us with white-hot comedic jealous rage, and he’s currently touring all over the midwest. Check out www.davidbrittoncomedy.com or follow him on twitter https://twitter.com/lazersaurus, plus you should be listening to his gut-bustingly funny podcast, History Bluffs on iTunes, and his album “Liberal Nerd Bullshit” is available at https://davidbritton.bandcamp.com/album/liberal-nerd-bullshit (with album art by Nathan P)! Topics discussed include: flatulence blame rhymes, How Dare You™, cup-related murder evasion techniques, acronyms within acronyms, Booty Man, black eyed jinx, Beaverwitched, grandpa’s pokey mans, a contagious voice problem, the Italian scat revival, wandering accents, Hulk Holganz’s Russian talking kangaroo, Booty McBooty with Scrum Tuggins at the Warped Tour, and Yellow Hair makes a few phone calls during the aftermath of a terrible accident.

It’s an all new episode of Up Late With Oliver with special guest Greg Welsh and this episode is all about questions! Oliver has questions for Greg, then we take audience questions in a special live segment. It’s gonna be a blast! Topics discussed include: wolf milk, Farrokh Bulsara’s cool guy nickname, hidden burps, comedy measurements, slippery slope, netflix for garbage, southern Morrissey, kangaroo density, Santa Claus chestburster, King of the Bees, Schroedinger Heffley, radioactive church, Steve Jobs moral bank robbery, and stones vs beetles.

It’s an historic episode of Up Late With Oliver, possibly the first podcast ever to feature an interview between two father-and-son teams! We talk to comedian Lucas Murphy and his son Madigan about school and video games, and then get interrupted by a couple of religious types trying to convert us to a religion so new, it only exists in the distant future! Topics discussed include: night school in the morning, working blue, how to say everything disturbingly, gas station bookstore, the stinky book, mining without the craft, can crusher noise pollution, the Church of Awesome People, Boptg and Bob, The Rock “Jesus” Johnson, Fasho Geurrero the Money Makin’ Meter Man, teeth in your butthole, Doom doom, salty root beer, Swedish Chef gender assignment, sweet forehead abs, homunculus heaven, gold dust vs Gold Dust, and Iron Sheik The Baptist The Comet.

We're back with a diamond medal award-winning episode! Tonight on the show we take you through a little guided meditation, then olympic fever takes Up Late by storm. Topics discussed include: hotdogs and asses, King Tut penis hugs, baby duck man suit, snail murder most foul, sasquatch adoption, laundry perjury, threatening messages from dolphins, deleting is a kind of editing, not a fan of beef, the brown medal, Oliver's review of the Smurfs movie, the bum's rush event, cat fart, computer explosion contest, cheating strategies, and futbol vs. superball. (Also, a quick bit of news: in case you noticed, yes we did miss a week. And now this is us announcing that at least for the time being, we're switching to an every-other-week show schedule. Oliver just started 3rd grade this week and we've both been so busy we have to focus on non-goof related work. WE LOVE YOU!)

Tonight on the show we discuss some current events from the world of politics and entertainment then sit down for an interview with Bernard Johns from Salem Massachusets to talk about his amazing business “Witchbusters”. Topics discussed include: Live if we’re good enough, smacked in the wiener, just a puppy eating marshmellows, saving a lizard from a volcano, New York New York New York, the Kid’s Choice Award to the city, JoJo Bonvoyage, cylinder dogs, impossibly big noses, this stupid maniac fight, Peach Dragon, closet cauldron, human soul garbage, 100th cousins, lizard spell, and goin’ waterboarding. Don’t forget to rate and review us on iTunes, and visit www.patreon.com/uplatewitholiver to check out our sponsorship rewards!

Join the boys for a special "No Rules, Just Right" celebration of our southern hemisphere fanbase! That's right folks; head on down to the bottle-o and fill that esky chockers because we're getting deep into Australian culture, fair dinkum. Topics discussed include: Nathan P. Wallaby, that crocodile's got a knife, oi noi, Ollie Ollie Ollie, mouth sounds, F.0., probably presenting the world's hardest biscuits, Weet Bix Hay Bricks, non-Australian toast, going hard on Tim Tams, one bite ant, a culture of prison food, sippin' lizards, koala Tim Tam Cram, kangaroo cereal pouch, glaring omissions in the Sonic the Hedgehog erotic fan art scene, wait that's beavers, clockwise flushing, Ladies And Gentlemen, going to bed sauce, and the worst snack mashup.

The second half of our recap of our favorite moments thus far, including never-before-released material from the cutting room floor! Plus we're still talking about our pledge drive, but we promise it's not obnoxious. Next Monday we're back with a brand new adventure, but in the meantime head on over to www.patreon.com/uplatewitholiver

We're taking a break from the normal show format to celebrate some of the greatest moments from our show so far! Join us as we relive the highlights from our first five episodes, reflect on how far we've come and what new cuss words we've learned. We're also taking this opportunity to debase ourselves by groveling for money like those nerds on public radio! Up Late With Oliver will always (ALWAYS) be a free show, but if you're one of those suckers who's willing to pay for a free thing, you can sponsor our show for real! Just go to https://www.patreon.com/uplatewitholiver to check out our member rewards!

Once again the boys are here to delight audiences worldwide with their thrilling and exciting adventures! Oliver talks a little about visiting church and what the music there is like, and then we sit down with a special guest whose story is almost too incredible to believe! Topics discussed include: Oliver's new hobby, treasure church, bowling ball manufacturing, the war betwixt the Georgias, toucan name demographics, four Rebeccas, a little pecking beak, a sewer chomping accident, Pootie Tong from the village of Kong, Roy Biv, robber for a day, getting crazy with pizza, a good guy, a script, Senior Toucan, loose basement money, News and Reviews, and all that other junk.

Tonight on the show Oliver and Nathan do some speculative screenwriting for a major hollywood sci-fi blockbuster! Thrills! Lasers! Fighting! Poop jokes! Fair use parody of copyrighted material! Plus we talk a little about the Big Ten ...Commandments, that is. Lots of smash cuts and talk about eye contact. Topics discussed include: the man country, manager vs. janitor, that brown guy, Tootoo Pong, patricidal confusion, dressing like a lady/dressing like a wookie, Jedi potty training, double sound effects, more patricidal confusion, Solo soup, acid toots, bad guy deathbed conference call, the leader of the pack, The Force Completes The Puzzle, mathematical solutions to morality, five lives, a scripture reading, You Will Suffer In Pain With Your Dogs Licking You, the diva god, gross commandments, The Lord's building code, and some really difficult rules to follow.

It's a big world, full of mysteries. Things that can't be explained. Things that shan't be explained. UNTIL NOW! Tonight on Up Late With Oliver we explore one of the greatest cryptozoological mysteries of the 20th century. Plus, we run down school policies on what to do for every possible emergency, and even some impossible emergencies. Topics discussed include: Beyond Normal With Oliver, Chicken Doodleface, growback underwear, into the golf cart, Drool Man starring Michael Caine and Harrison Ford, like-minded men, Larry Henchmanbutt, the Moses origin story, a metal net, poisonal gas, plague of locust vacation, someone forgot to write “squirt”, hammer tiger defense methods, a school-sized time machine, not-that-bad meteor injuries, burger king blood money, blowing up Hitler’s corpse, the local bomb bank, and Ragnarok. Theoretically brought to you by Super Pee Pee Time and Derby City Chop Shop

Wake up, grab that coffee, and start your morning with the Up Late With Oliver Morning Zoo Crew! This week we’re taking calls, looking for The Phrase That Pays, getting that mattress money, then scoring a very exclusive interview with the Earth’s largest naturally occurring satellite! So crank it up, laugh it up, and tell your friends to help us kill the animals of justice! Topics discussed include: Yoyo and The Turd, the speed of light, baseless accusations of homosexuality, The Phrase That Pays, some big news about a new sponsor, wrestling a gorilla without your mother finding out, the bosom of Abraham, 700 layers of poison foam, The Moon can’t spell, a pet dinosaur, astronaut tickling, a tree’s favorite drink, a vacation at the North Pole, James Bond’s owl, a very confusing school nurse, a sleep so deep you wake up in the past, judging heavenly bodies based on the cleanliness their bathrooms, Mr. Moon vs. Ms. Moon, rich dad’s grocery store windfall, a hot butt gets cut, and nasty stinky poopy poop.. All brought to you by Chudy Mattresses!

This one got pretty weird, you guys. An experimental cold open, a lot of made up words and names, I don’t know what to tell you. Nathan signs up for a very shady improv class, and Oliver explains the history of Frankenstein’s Monster. Topics discussed include: the improv bursar’s office, comedy master Beer Padoodle, punch/kick/chomp/pee, the fortune of the egg, where’s my nurple, say “ya”, dentist’s office drinking contest, pom trees, using people as furniture, Einstein vs. Frankenstein, Blue Dude, comedy puke, and GGGGGG Appletree.

BREAKING NEWS! Up Late With Oliver Action News is on the scene at home and abroad, bringing you the hottest and most breakingest stories as they break. And boy oh boy, they just keep on breakin’. This week we do some hardcore investigative journalism, then we hammer out some of the details on our million-dollar idea. Topics discussed include: the new military colonel, a very confusing top story, KFC Junior, New York City Hall, Beijing ice cream crisis, Leroy Leroy Esquire: Simple Country Possum Lawyer, Rest Sfitfs Bruin Company, Alvin and Woowoo’s Miracle Root Brain Tonic, Atari Grabber, Benjamin Franklin vs. the Mole Men, million dollar tower salesmen, and Nathan’s Childhood Chicago Memories, LLC.

How does one 7 year-old get himself into so many amazing situations? This week Oliver recounts his close encounter with extraterrestrials, plans an adventure through the 4th dimension, makes a startling discovery, and educates us on the latest medical treatments. Topics discussed include: alien nose experiments, well-healthy dogs, Kapoopieface, Curiosity Rover Yard Sale, closing your puberty loop, cowboy crisis on infinite Olivers, Beethoven vs Beethoven, hug Hitler, a weirdo with glasses, motors that aren't motors, a wild Musk appears, Honey Butt Cheerio, aggressive doctoring, Tack Resyatree, Hungry Hungry Hippocrates, Lowe's canker sore lifehacks, medical news from 2038, stickittothemanitis, and diabeatles.

Tragedy strikes Up Late With Oliver! Ollie is in danger and we're bringing you up-to-the-minute coverage as the crisis unfolds! Pop some popcorn, gather your family around the podcast listening device, and send us all your good vibes as we work our way through the show's biggest challenge yet! Topics discussed include: something's wrong with Oliver, a narwhal, very specific allergies, bear views on vaccination, a good enough imagination, Pinball Wizarding the Grinch, a non-handicap accessible well, tape measures mistaken for rulers, get your bow and arrow, Psychic Bass Pro Shop, fancy diamond arrows, fight or literal flight, Up Early With Oliver, spooning advantages, Uncle Josh, and defenestration.

We're back with another thrilling episode! We kick things off with an exclusive sneak peek at a much anticipated PBS documentary series, then we discuss ghosts, then things kinda go off the rails as we try to get a podcasting rivalry going. Also we get progressively more southern as we get more confrontational. Topics discussed include: the shortest episode ever, Sal Turbles, what to do with my old pogs, posessed by a ghost, the evilest tea in the world, where dog poop goes, what is a ghost, unfinished sandwiches, Tony Barullio, when are we gonna get Bernie on the show, a fake Barack, scared of his own feet, stealing a bank, all scratched up by a tiger, shoes on boobs, the wrong day to cosplay the blue man group, the scrapple industry, a boy named (fart noise), and a very vicious rumor about Joe Rogan.

Spring break is over! Ollie is back on American soil! Nathan is back to going to bed at a reasonable hour! Up Late with Oliver is back in your podcast listening devices! Oliver's little sister helps us judge some theoretical fights, then later his mom visits the studio and helps us plan our prison escape. Topics discussed include: pool rules overlooked by the Village People, Nathan's love of chaos, the wiener void, Sanders vs. Trump, a bigoted opinion on Spiderman, dessert planet, an Oliver-proof dragon, Hello Kitty's secret animal rights violations, Snoopy vs. jalepeno, that stuff that you spit out and you're not stuposta swallow, the Heathcliff lightning round dynasty, jingle writing, dollhouses, a jailhouse dungeon mixer, a self-sustaining murder cycle, prison sentence structure, Honorable Judge Warrior, the swirlie murder loophole, gym teacher prison break, Big Peep, what happened to our old lady money, and Up Late With Olivier.

Oliver has gone on holiday but the hustle must go on, live via satellite! This week's show is a mini-sode wherein your boys get down to brass tacks and don't waste time getting to the heart of the matter. Oliver reports from the scene at Spring Break and talks politics, then we chat about bed bugs. Topics discussed include: The Canadian Basketball Anthem, sunshine and beach babes, boats and trains that have haunted Nathan's dreams, Oliver running wild all over his grandmother, a state-of-the-art safedangerous robot lion, membership roles within roving zoo gangs, robot lion vs the zoo gangs, anarchy in Canada, Treeson Boxingdoor, the reason we want sponsors, bedbugs vs Bed Bugs, unfortunate boardgame nomenclature, the hidden meaning behind Hungry Hungry Hippos, diabeetus, and Husker Du The Motion Picture. Don't forget: there are so many ways to engage with our content online and through social media! Follow us on Twitter @oliveruplate Send fan mail or questions for the show to uplatewitholiver@gmail.com Send your friends the link to our website, www.uplatewitholiver.com And if you use iTunes go on and give us a review. It's the only way Steve Jobs's ghost can see how we're doing! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/up-late-with-oliver/id1097366967?mt=2

A quick warning to sensitive listeners: this week's episode contains some strong language. It's all in good fun but we do a fair amount of swearing. I'm talking real deal, R Rated, Parental Advisory Explicit Swears. We warned you. The boys are back, suckers! The pilot was a hit, so we bought better equipment and made a website. This one is a real doozy. Nathan talks about drinking. Oliver talks about cussing. Topics discussed include: born to drink booze, a one-pack of Pabst, what things are roots, fighting the drunkness, a word from our sponsors, dinosaur flatulence, all of the Olivers, son of a bitch theories, the word that gets you detention, three days to do something good, billionaires exposed as millionaires, elaborate scatological revenge for being hit with a hamburger, an even more disturbing scenario involving urine, when a wizard comes to earth, Doctor Dre's crappy Cribs episode, a boar pit for ducks, a horse so ugly that it makes you swear, and the whole Satan Family Hell System.

Here it is, the pilot episode of Up Late With Oliver! Oliver Woodard is seven years old, Nathan P. Woodard is thirty-four. Together they're discussing the issues that matter most and you're invited to join them every week as they take on life as father and son.