19 Minutes with The Nobodys

The title says it all! Or I could just type a bunch of random nonsense here per the usual… Ok let's go then!

If a Nobody sings in the shower and nobody hears it, does it make a sound? Scientists say yes, but we still don't really know.

Lets be honest, this is basically the Nick @ Night of YouTube, so if you're seeing us: it's time to go to bed

Fold up your discreet poo-stick and throw it in your Dookie & Burke, this one's going to get a little messy

The answer is NO! But hey, you're here already. Pop a squat and get learnt. Why did it take Griffin a few weeks and a dead meme to realize he is Joe Exotic reincarnated? Where is the Midwest and why is Louisville in it? Are dogs allowed to sleep in the bed? The answers to all these hairy questions and much, much more, all in tonight's exotic episode.

Feeling emotionally drained? Did a Scottish man just roast you like a potato?

Sweet chili bean flavored jelly beans, The Nobodys are in back with the most bodacious flavor combos this side of the river! Does a frog do a jig before it sees the gig? Would you rather puke on the floor and 2 in the loo, or the other way around? Can anything stop us from talking about bodily functions? The answer is “No!”. But the other answers to the other questions and much, much more, all live and gig in tonight's frog-legged episode!

Open up that Power Ranger lunchbox and bust out the Dunkaroos cause The Nobodys are dunkin' for dinner!

It's Déjà vu all over again. Did I already say that? Well, pass the offering around again let's get this church jumpin'

Everyone thinks they are special but, truthfully, we are all just a diamond in a dozen. You know the old expression! Is it still wabbit season? Are our new sponsors paying us the big bucks? Do you even care what this thing says? Blah blah blah blah blah? The answers to all these exquisite questions and much, much more, all in tonight's diamond-studded episode!

Lindsay got a new lion-head bunny and you're going to have to stay for the entire episode to learn if it is satanic or not

Does this episode have anything to do with Ric Flair? No, but you wouldn't believe it based on my thumbnail and title

Surprise m-er f-er! The Nobodys are back and NOT CLICKBAITING. Did Sergeant Doakes personally copyright claim this episode? Why can't you get a millionaire doughnut at a US McDonald's? Is Hot One's hot sauce really that spicy? Did Griffin clickbait the entire Twitch community when he titled this stream "come and cheer Lindsay up"? The answers to all these questions (and the correct pronunciation of the word "herb") are in tonight's dumber-than-usual episode!

Honestly, I’m tired of being the only one who writes or reads these things! Maybe 1300 duck tongues and one of the worlds deadliest drugs will snap me back into it?

We made it! The Nobodys are rich and famous and it’s all thanks to Twitch and our lovely subscribers

169 octane premium gasoline coming right at ya face hole! ⛽ The Nobodys are filling up every container they own to resell at a “fair price”. Are plastic trash bags full of gasoline safe? Does Gordon Ramsey like blue Takis? Can White Castle onion permeate your body, possibly for years after you’ve eaten them? The answers to all these burning questions, and possibly some explosive answers, all in tonight’s gassed up episode.

Mack of the year Takashi Miyagawa catches a charge dating 35 women for 35 Birthday gifts! Tip your pimp-hat in honor and pour some out of the diamond-studded chalice. Can this show make someone super-glue their eyelids shut? How do you catch a felony from a VHS rental? Was it a boy, or is that just Thermite? Will the $39,000 Louis Vuitton airplane bag in coach overhead storage? The answers to all of these high-flying questions and much, much more, all in tonight’s aerodynamic episode ✈

Funkin' it up! Griff is getting old and can't hold his excitement in ☠ What kind of cookie clicker upgrades should we buy? Where can we get flash player for all these sweet games? What's my Farmville login? The answers to all of these old questions and much, much more all in tonight's antiquated episode!

Like anything else in life, The Nobodys ALWAYS come full-circle back to Mukbang! We laugh, we love and we live to see questionable folks stuffing noodles or whatever the heck that stringy substance is into their face holes. Want me to ask you a question? What about 2 questions? Is three questions too many? Is it obvious that I wrote this description in a crunch with almost zero enthusiasm? The answers to one of those questions and much, much more questionable content, all in tonight’s laid-back, pie-hole stuffing episode!

I’m not Lil’ Chxpo but my shoes so bloody.. These aren’t your ordinary red bottoms, they have real blood in them! Would you pay $1018 for Lil’ Nas X’s satan shoes? Could King Kong really defeat Godzilla? Will Satan protect your feet and help you slam dunk? Can somebody else write these descriptions instead? The answers to all of these burning questions and much, much more, all in tonight’s fire-down-low episode

Why is spring break such a bad idea? Do you enjoy shrimp in your Cinnamon Toast Crunch? How many mites are on your face? How do you make Mac and Cheese? So many interesting questions and you will find all the answers and much, much more, all in tonight’s s*** show

The new Lola Bunny design is fine guys. Don’t get bonked. Aunt Cass has her eye on you..

A Louisville man walks into a hospital and receives a C-Section followed by a 1.2 million dollar settlement. Personally, I’d ask for more, but who are we kidding; we’d probably spend all that dough on pizza… Why is it that Australians party so hard they end up lost at sea? Are Brazilians too good for iPhone SE’s? Does the CDC really know how to prepare you for a zombie apocalypse? Was Chris D’Elia’s apology to his “babies” half-arsed? The answers to these “sweeter n’ diabetes” questions and much, much more, all in tonight’s cake-covered episode!

Turn the lights down low because this one is hot and spicy

Rain, snow, cloud and shine; this sadness hits all year round

Grab your sports balls and dunk those touchdowns, because it’s a hole-in-one on for the Gorilla hair glue! Was Tom Brady’s most important career throw over the Hillsboro River? Does Lil’ Uzi Vert have one of Thanos’ infinity stones on his forehead? Did Tessica Brown just give herself the most illustrious perm of all time? Is there a bit of Harambe in every drop of Gorilla Glue? (Our lawyers say there isn’t). 2021 is full of mysteries so far, and we might find that the truth is stranger than fiction! The answers to all these homerun dunks and much, much more, all in tonight’s sporty episode

When Mixer shut it’s doors we were faced with the question: “Which streaming platform should we move to?”. Well, The Nobodys never cheat, so we didn’t go to FB Gaming… Has the Australian man eaten his dog? What makes the Candy Kraft macaroni & cheese so pink? Can you still lose the game when god-mode mod is enabled? The answers to all of these lovely questions (valentine’s day pun?) and much, much more, all in tonight’s heart-felt (another pun) episode!

Buy low, sell high! We’re day-trading and investing all our money into ramen and vape stonks. (We are not financial advisors, I mean come on, just look at us!) Why is everyone freaking out about GameStop & AMC stocks? Would you hit the Alpine Slide at Action Park? What’s the best chick flick to date? The answers to all these questions and the hottest stonk tips you’ll ever hear, all in tonight’s financial disaster of an episode!

Some people are pardoned, others storm the capitol. We just want our $1400! Why is Connor McGregor’s two-million dollar watch such a banger? Will NPC’s in GTA6 do TikTok dances? Has our reality TV binge finally paid off? Is Joe Exotic going to get out jail? Will you read all of the questions I write here no matter what they say? The true answers are almost always stranger than fiction, and other things, in tonight’s best podcast of all-time!

Clark County Jail is just a meditation relaxation station! At least that’s what goofy ass Robert has to say. Y’all get the NFL network in here? What’s it like in the county jail? Would Lindsay enjoy a traditional jailhouse “slam”? Can someone get us a Razer mask? Are you guys seeing ads? The answers to all of these questions and much, much more, all in tonight’s county-orange episode!

The Nobodys celebrate New Year’s Eve 2020, slowly sliding into 2021 and the abyss. What happens when a bunch of Nobodys stick around on camera too long? We go make a pizza and come back, duh

Debate or argument? That’s for you to decide. The Nobodys get hot and bothered covering everything from conspiracy to financial depravity.

Yee haw! Your favorite Rednecks from Louisville are here to settle the score on unemployment scams, the proper way to kiss a horse, and how you can become a real-life zombie! How many pieces of chicken are in an American bucket? Who’s hacking the launch the launch codes? What would Angelina Jolie look like as a cranked-out zombie? The answers to all these questions and much, much more, all in tonight’s trailer park talkshow

Thanks to TheSomeGuy16 for naming this episode! The Nobodys are back in action for Season 3, and we’re running for our lives from Tegu Lizards and green, methed-out hillbilly creatures. Why is trash street-wear so expensive? How much meth would you need to smoke to fend off green aliens in the cornfield? Are the blue people from Kentucky really the Blue Man Group? Is Survivor the best television show of all-time or is Alone the realest? What in the heck have we been up to during this extended break? The answers to all of these questions and much, much more, all in tonight’s hillbilly hailstorm of an episode!

Baby Shark is pretty annoying, but what if it drove you to insanity? Would you give your life for a $20 bill? Why are men “too cool” to wear the mask? This description is like the fly on Pence’s head: dumb and lightweight, but something to read into. We’re buzzing into all the important issues … Continue reading "The Baby Shark Torture Sesh"

Take a journey into the women’s restroom (not literally but metaphorically) and discover the wonder of what really goes on in there. What’s cursing the cockatoo? What is the deal with sounding? Why aren’t motorists insured? Why do I keep asking these questions? Protect your Johnson from the eels because we’re diving headfirst into these … Continue reading "What Goes On In The Girl’s Bathroom"

Mel Gibson may have said some questionable things in his lifetime but that doesn’t change the fact that he co-starred in the movie Chicken Run! Let that one just sink in for you. How did Griff almost gas himself in his grandma’s bathroom? Why is Josh begging Lindsay to get on VR chat? Why did … Continue reading "Mel Gibson Is In The Chicken Coop"

The Nobodys bring you Louisville’s hottest tea! ☕ Lou Williams gets snapped in Magic City strip club by Jack Harlow and the gossip inevitably ensues. Why is Griff always complaining at Blockbuster Airbnb? Who has the nuts to shoot at a military chopper in Virginia? If Jack & Lou wear a mask are they still … Continue reading "Jack Harlow & Lou Williams Burst Your Bubble (TEA TIME)"

The doctor is back in town! Tighten up your gag reflexes because we’re about to swab you for the truth. Ever seen a geoduck? Do you even know what that is? Would you be surprised to find that people eat them? You will after tonight’s show… That’s a Dr. Drew guarantee. Chinese people eating seafood, … Continue reading "Chinese People Eating Seafood & Epstein Flight Log Conspiracies with Dr. Drew"

Zoomers, brace yourselves! TikTok may be getting banned in the USA & Kanye West for president 2020 might be the only thing that can save you. Tonight gets a little weird. The Nobodys cover smabortionz, drive-thru concerts, watermelon snow, the move to Twitch from Mixer & much more. And yes, Lemoncello is THE BEST flavor … Continue reading "TikTok Is DONE & Kanye Will Save Us"

You really have to eat your words when being sentenced to 400 years in prison from your seafood buffet scam. Should have just used artificial crab meat instead… Tonight we cover all the pressing matters which most high-falutin news sources would leave out: A man tries taking a stolen ATM onto the bus. Boycotts and … Continue reading "400 Year Buffet"

The Nobodys can’t quit finding Karens. We can’t quit spraying milk out of our eyeballs. We also CAN quit putting effort into these descriptions and it probably won’t matter because if you are reading this while the world is burning around you than your priorities are a little messed up. What’s Carole Baskin doin’ with … Continue reading "We Don’t Care About Titles Anymore!"

Griffin sweats the entire episode as Lindsay puts him on the spot about not wanting to die going to work for five minutes. Does Covid-19 cause tension between couples? We answered our own question and argued half the episode which caused Griffin to sweat even more. Or was he crying? We also talk about Corona … Continue reading "Griffin Sweats On Camera"

Kentucky’s very own (daddy) Andy Beshear is here to say “We can’t be doin’ that”. Does that apply to our newest friend Tupac Malik Shakur? A man stings himself with a murder hornet, a manicurist is eaten by an alligator on a house call and Outer Banks gets a little too sexual . Why are … Continue reading "We Can’t Be Doin’ That"

NY artist, TikTok sensation & cult leader Dean Christensen joins us tonight for a very healthy episode chock full of vitamin C. Ever wonder what a broccoli vape would taste like? Why has candy corn been disparaged for generations? Can you inject pure broccoli, and would you if your favorite cult leader said so? The … Continue reading "Deansace & The Broccoli"

Tonight The Later Show’s one and only Micha joins us for a discussion on the usual, unusual potpourri of topics! Tyler Perry movies getting really campy, Carole effin’ Baskin, Yung Exotic & big brother coming to steal your soul! This and much, much more, all in tonight’s conspiracy-sprinkled episode.

Memes spread faster than a… Can’t really think of an appropriate analogy. Anywho, The Nobodys take a look at our favorite quarantine memes. Glad the internet hasn’t buckled under the tremendous stress mankind is putting on it! Joe Exotic & The Tiger King, nasty homemade foods, going crazy locked inside and much, much more, all … Continue reading "Quarantine Memes"

We love iDubbbz, but today we go all “yOUtuBE DrAma ChAnNeL” to find out if he is simp or pimp! 6ix9ine may have “hit em with the blicky-yeah”, but when the judge “maxxed that sh!t to sixty-yeah” his lips get “really loosey-yeah”. We also talk spoilers and discuss Love Is Blind. You know, all of … Continue reading "iDubbbz; simp or pimp?"

Leave it up to Wendy Williams to tell unfunny, tasteless jokes on the day of Amie Harwick’s tragic demise, but you can also leave it up to The Nobodys to chime in with blind criticisms and mostly ignorant comments. Have you ever seen those dumb videos where people invent life-hacks that look harder to implement … Continue reading "Death Jokes & Credit Card Magicians"

A guy gets on a plane and announces “Hey, I just got back from Wuhan, China, home of the Coronavirus, and I don’t feel too well.” This sounds like a bad punchline, but it’s actually just an Instagrammer trying to get an Instagrammy. THE WORST KIND OF TERRIBLE! At least he wasn’t spilling bat soup … Continue reading "Coronavirus Pranks & Hippy Revenge"

When you type “what is” or “who was” or any generic beginning to a question into Google you are bound to find some pretty stupid questions being asked. The Nobody’s explore this phenomenon and try to guess the answers to Google’s stupidest questions with pure ignorance. First person to guess three answers correctly gets a … Continue reading "Answering Google’s Dumb Questions"