At Least We Have Our Balls

After a week off, we are BIG BACK, and no matter what H Man says, it was anything but a slow week in sports! Liberty are 3-0, Ionescu is lookin like James Harden, Knicks are hosting a playoff series (which may or may not inspire the return of an old segment), Buffalo might get playoff hockey after all, and black holes are confusing. New York Liberty @ Chicago Sky SUNDAY 5/23 @ 1:00PM EDT on ESPN

Nick's bean-heavy dinner, H Man's second vaccine, Knicks talk, Russell Westbrook, a great idea for further expansion of the NBA playoffs, a surprise gift from Nick, picks for the FCS semifinals, and SO. MUCH. MORE.

Casey (@casedoesbeer on IG) is back to have H Man and Nick try and analyze beer once again, but this time the boys are slightly more prepared. We also discuss wine, wafting, the Bills draft strategy, Justin Fields, and yet another fun fact about dolphins.

Thoughts on the Derek Chauvin verdict, uninformed Dogecoin updates, an Onion article for the ages, Steph Curry, European Football Super League, Red Stars Update, Tremaine Edmunds contract situation, H Man possibly falling for the Mike Miller effect, and SO. MUCH. MORE.

Loose vs snug shirts, covid vaccines, Rob Gronkowski's predictive statistic on Julian Edelman, Red Stars Update, WNBA schedule release, MLB umpires, Luka and Mark Cuban's comments on the NBA's play-in games, and SO. MUCH. MORE. Portland Thorns @ Chicago Red Stars Thursday, April 15th at 7:30PM EDT on Paramount+

An old man I used to work with once told me "variety is the spice of life" and that motivated us to start our SODE with an interview, which has to be completely unprecedented territory. We welcome on Brian, who not only has a last name and an Instagram account, but interned with the Buffalo Bills for nearly 5 months last season. Brian gives us some insider stories never before heard by the naked ear and talks about the unknown intensity of MAC rivalries. After talking with Brian, who once again can be found on Instagram, we discuss the Canucks COVID situation, an Onion article, the NWSL being BIG BACK, and a borderline cringy fact about Barbie and Ken's origin. REVENGE GAME!!!!!!! Red Stars @ Houston Dash Friday, April 9th 8:30PM EDT on CBSSN

On the night of the Super Six, H Man and Nick Bocker give their extremely detailed and almost completely opposite picks for the remainder of both the Men's and Women's tournaments. Other topics include some awesome news about the NBA's first all-woman broadcast, a serious moment to talk about Oscar Frayer, an update on WFT new name submissions, why Clyde Frazier is the best Knick in franchise history, and an UNFORGETTABLE H Man rant about the current state of his Sabres. SUBMIT YOUR TEAM NAME, COLOR, AND LOGO SUGGESTIONS FOR THE WASHINGTON FOOTBALL TEAM: WashingtonJourney.com

After a great first weekend of March Madness, H Man and Nick are here to give their updated Final Four predictions for both the Men's and Women's tournaments. They also discuss the disparities between the men's and women's bubble sites, and give thoughts on the possibility of the Washington Football Team keeping their name permanently.

With the intro nearly 30 minutes into the SODE, Damelio back to pick some March Madness games with the wrong bracket, Nick Bocker being proven hilariously wrong on his one and only hockey take, and H Man pulling a "Gene Salvatore", this SODE has the chaos you may not want, but undeniably need to prepare you for the next three weeks of college basketball.

NBA All-Star thoughts, Nick Bocker's long-awaited Wentz trade reactions, and DJ Cooper, but most importantly, we welcome on OHL scout Olivia McArter to the show. Liv tells us about where she's been, where she is, and where she wants to be in her career through some awesome stories, and also shoots the shit with us about pretty much any topic you can think of! Please check out Liv's scouting reports on nhlentrydraft.com for some quality insider info and to help support a hard working woman kicking ass in the sports world. https://nhlentrydraft.com/reports/?report_year=&league=&scout_name=Olivia+McArter&report_type=&player_name=

After a maybe not well-deserved, but still a much needed break for both the boys and our listeners, H Man and Nick are BIG BACK and are even joined by former H Man colleague Fake Rob for a few topics! The Sabres are in trouble, click bait can sometimes be funny, Alyssa Naeher might be the GOAT, the Liberty might be somethin, the Knicks might be okay, Football Team is still incompetent for now, Dortmund is getting ready for their game (...i mean match) of the year, and we learn how baseball bats are made. Borussia Dortmund at Bayern Munich 12:30PM EST SATURDAY, MARCH 6TH on ABC

Before Nick and H Man take a trip to the beach to work on their tans for the rest of the month, they bring you one more SODE, joined by recurring friend and faithful fruit, Damelio. Don't call it a DameliSODE!! Or do, whatevs. Anyway the boys talk National Girls and Women in Sports Day, Knicks, LeSean McCoy, Carson Wentz, chicken wing dip, NHL, Damelio's humble brags, ZamboniGate, way-way-way-too-early 2021 NFL season predictions, and so much more! We love ya, fruit! See you in March!

With 5 days before Super Bowl LV, H Man and Nick are here to talk all things NSWL Challenge Cup and the upcoming SheBelieves Cup for USWNT. Nick has some thoughts on the Knicks defense, Nick Sirianni's introductory press conference, and how the return of EA Sports' NCAA Football can impact the debate on whether college athletes should be paid. H Man gives us an update on the Sabres, and talks about the NHL situation as a whole among some potentially serious COVID issues just a few weeks into the season. We finish off by picking the Super Bowl and hearing from Coach Hunter. BUFFALO BEAUTS vs TORONTO SIX - Thursday 2/4 @ 5:30PM EST on NBCSN BOSTON PRIDE vs MINNESOTA WHITECAPS - Thursday 2/4 @ 8:00PM EST on NBCSN NWHL ISOBEL CUP CHAMPIONSHIP GAME - Friday 2/5 @ 7:00PM on NBCSN

Congrats to our Women of the Week, Natalie Sago and Jenna Schroeder on being the first duo of women to officiate in a NBA game!!! After the Bills most successful season in nearly 3 decades has come to a disappointing end, Producer H Man is back to talk with Nick Bocker about Eagles updates, the Kyle Brandt Effect coming to an end, an update on the QB G.O.A.T. debate, a deep dive into the AFC Championship game, the MLB failing to adjust to the times, and an analysis on every single member of the Baseball Hall of Fame Class of 2021. UNC at VIRGINIA TECH: Sunday 1/31 at 4:00PM EST on ACC Network

The Bills keep winning, this past week due to strong defense and some added aid from the wind. Shout out to the Red Stars draft class, A'Ja Wilson, and Sarah Thomas on their success in sports this week, as we highlight them all on Female Focus. Nick Bocker talks Brees, COVID vaccines in the NBA, and an Onion article, while Producer H Man talks Bills ahead of their AFC Championship game appearance and gives us all an update on the first week of the NHL season. Lastly, we pick 4 games on Football Friday before Coach Hunter makes his weekly appearance. THURSDAY 1/21: - 3 UConn at 25 Tennessee at 7PM EST on ESPN - 23 Syracuse at 1 Louisville at 9PM EST on ESPN2

In our 50th SODE, Producer H Man continues to attempt trying to handle the Bills success, this time after their first playoff win in his lifetime. We also discuss many different topics such as an Onion article for CPA Bill, the Nickelodeon NFL broadcast, the NBA's COVID situation, Nick Bocker on the Eagles' future after Doug Pederson getting fired, Producer H Man's 2021 NHL season predictions, and SO. MUCH. MORE. Also, congrats to Anastasia Hayes on winning ALWHOB Woman of the Week for being the current national leader in points per game with 28.6, as well as reminding us all to watch more women's college basketball. NWSL DRAFT WEDNESDAY 1/13 AT 7PM ON TWITCH, BITCH! (Red Stars pick 6th, 25th, and 35th)

Nick Bocker has moved into his first apartment, but Producer H Man has a new t-shirt for some division championship thingy for some football team near Buffalo. Congrats to former New York Liberty, and current Spurs coach, Becky Hammon on ALWHOB Woman of the Week after becoming the first woman to act as a head coach in the NBA when Pop was ejected last Wednesday in what we assume was a hilarious series of events. Nick Bocker is feeling alright about the Knicks two weeks into the season, but is glad that the Eagles season is over. H Man wanted Tennessee, but he'll take Philip Rivers instead and hope he brings some wings back home to his large family. We also pick all 6 games for the wild card round this weekend, and Nick Bocker shares his entire playoff bracket before Coach Hunter makes the SODE. Also, congrats to Team USA on taking home the gold in World Juniors!!

2020 was a tough year, but it brought us this podcast, as well as other positive things from the past year, none more important than those that work in health care. Thank You today and every day to you all, and congrats to our women in health care for being selected as ALWHOB Female Focus Women of the Week. Nick Bocker is feeling good about the Knicks win over the Bucks, but not so good about the Eagles loss to the Cowboys. Hey, at least the Eagles get to finish the season on SNF! Producer H Man is HYPE about this Bills team, but he's not gonna be the one to say it.... After yet another BIG Bills win, we discuss whether they should rest their starters next week, even if it lowers their playoff seeding. Also, in classic ALWHOB fashion, Producer H Man gives you EXCLUSIVE content with some updates on World Juniors in Edmonton. Lastly, we pick our 5 games for one last time before the playoffs next week, and!!!!!! Coach Hunter. Is. Back. R.I.P. Ty Jordan. Rest In Power.

The Bills have clinched the AFC East title, but Producer H Man actually does a relatively decent job of behaving himself. We discuss our bot listeners, women in the AI bot engineering industry, a wholesome Kevin Greene story, a Nick Bocker rant, Nick Bocker's 2020-2021 NBA season predictions, and a BUNCH of Bills talk. More importantly, we welcome Bills fan and beer expert Casey from @casedoesbeer (Instagram)! She samples a beer with us before we sample our own, and then picks games with us on Football Friday before we close out the show with Fun Facts.

Between the Bills on the brink of winning the AFC East, the Eagles winning big last weekend, and a scene in The Office that has confused Nick Bocker for his entire adult life, the boys can hardly control themselves during this two hour masterpiece. Will the Eagles win the NFC East? Will the Bills running game improve for them come playoff time? Will the Jets win a football game this week? Will Producer H Man ever forgive Juju Smith-Schuster? Did Lamar wipe? Find out all this and MORE in this week's SODE of unparalleled content.

Our intern was not going to make a new intro, so Producer H Man had to do it himself. In the second SODE of the P.C.P.A.B.E., the boys continue to prove that they are only replaceable by nobody at all! We talk Liberty getting the first pick, Sarah Frappart breaking barriers in the UEFA Champions League, Lavar Ball, Floyd Mayweather, conditioning tests, Bills making a STATEMENT on Monday Night Football, Raptors tax break loopholes for this season, and SO. MUCH. MORE.

In the first SODE of the Post CPA Bill Era, Producer H Man and Nick Bocker take you through an even worse (and in turn, even better) mutation of ALWHOB. We shout out Sarah Fuller and Tiana Mangakahia, talk some NBA preseason, welcome back and old friend of the show, introduce a new version of Football Friday, and SO. MUCH. MORE. Don't miss out! .....Yes we are aware our intro is not only still CPA Bill, but is also incorrect. A lot has changed around here at ALWHOB HQ, but our intern still sucks.

Female Focus: Congratulations to Julianne Pelusi and Ashley Holder for each being selected as ALWHOB Woman of the Week Shoot The Shit: Boo Dabo, Fun Facts, Colts and Raiders are good, and a look back at Nick Bocker’s 2020 NFL predictions from nearly 7 months ago. Hand Lee Hot Take: Matt Han...I mean Damelio takes Hand Lee’s place as we talk Leonard Fournette, Thanksgiving, and more. Nick On The Knicks: Get ready to shed a single tear down your face. True North Sports: Producer H Man and Damelio talk Bills, and they are still BIG mad about the Hail Murray back in week 10, but they blow off the steam by going ALL IN on Boston sports fans. Not to mention, two of the best in the business talk college hockey amongst a pandemic. Also, I’m not sure who Jack Edwards is, but he should skip past this segment. Football Friday: CPA Bill, Producer H Man, Nick Bocker, and Damelio go through picks of every game ahead of NFL Week 12. Lastly, before we bid CPA Bill farewell, he takes us through his top 10 moments of ALWHOB.

Female Focus: Congrats to Kim Ng on ALWHOB Female Focus Woman of The Week! Shoot The Shit: Producer H Man and Nick Bocker have not prepared for this SODE the way they usually do, but we still have time for No-Go, Yes-Coach, and Nick Bocker’s update on the NBA schedule for the upcoming season. We won’t talk about the Eagles..... Hand Lee Hot Take: Hand Lee gives his review of the PlayStation 5 after his first impressions upon setting his system up today. Also, Hand Lee’s hot take will surprise (whether it be in a good or a bad way) Eagles fans everywhere. Nick On The Knicks: Nick Bocker is watching the draft. That’s literally the whole segment. Don’t worry, we keep it short! True North Sports: Producer H Man is processing the Bills Hail “Murray” loss on Sunday to the Cardinals. Also Hand Lee and LaMelo Ball sabotage the segment. We also talk about the Bills and Dolphins race for the AFC East, Jaret Patterson for Heisman, the UB Bills MAC hopes, and who the Rochester Red Wings should swipe right on. Football Friday: CPA Bill, Producer H Man, and Nick Bocker give predictions for every game ahead of NFL Week 11!

Female Focus: Happy Veterans Day! Thank You to all women (and all other genders) that have served in all branches of the military. Shoot The Shit: RIT, Alex Trebek tribute, fun facts, Eagles, NFC East, and MORE!! ......Well, maybe not more, yeah that pretty much covers all of it. Hand Lee Hot Take: Steelers look GOOD! Even if they lose week 17 with their starters rested. Hand Lee, however, is not happy about their performance against the Cowboys last week. We also get serious, talking COVID in politics after today’s restrictions put in place by Governor Cuomo. Nick On The Knicks: NBA is about to be BIG BACK! Nick Bocker takes us through the details we now know about the NBA Draft, free agency, and the upcoming 72-game season set to start on December 22nd and end early in July. True North Sports: BILLS! They beat the Seahawks, even if the Seahawks pass defense is melted Swiss cheese. Producer H Man also prepares Kyler Murray for the frightening threat of the Bills’ 18th ranked defense. Also, with the NHL Draft and free agency in the books, we talk about the possibilities of the upcoming 2021 NHL Season. Football Friday: CPA Bill, Producer H Man, and Nick Bocker make their Week 10 predictions for all games this weekend.

On Election Night 2020, Nick Bocker and Producer H Man lead a casual shooting of the shit including Female Focus, election talk, college football playoff, spring football, Bills, Ravens vs Steelers, Wims v. Gardner-Johnson, the NFC LEast inspiring a conversation about division winners in the playoffs, the electoral college, and some Football Friday! Also, CPA Bill gives the Low Hanging Fruit a sad update, and Hand Lee checks in with his thoughts on election night.

Check Your Voter Registration Status: https://www.vote.org/am-i-registered-to-vote/ Female Focus: Congrats to Vice Presidential Nominee, Senator Kamala Harris on ALWHOB Female Focus Woman of the Week! Also, visit www.vote.org for all information on voting ahead of next Tuesday’s United States Election Day. Shoot The Shit: Rich Gannon’s two point conversion take was beautifully proven wrong by Penn State, Avocado talk nearly leads to ALWHOB’s first musical number, and Nick Bocker is coming around on the Eagles playoff chances. Hand Lee Hot Take: Steelers are 6-0, but Hand Lee is skeptical about how good they really are amongst the cream of the NFL crop. Nick On The Knicks: NBA Season may be back before Christmas, and Nick Bocker is ready for some more Knicks hoops. Also, Nick Bocker, Producer H Man, and CPA Bill discuss the state of the pass interference in the NFL. True North Sports: Producer H Man discusses all things Bills after improving to 5-2 with a win over the Jets, and a big matchup this week against the Patriots. Also, the NHL has quite the plan for the 2020-2021 season, it’s first full season during the pandemic. Football Friday: CPA Bill, Producer H Man, and Nick Bocker preview all 14 (at least we hope there’s 14) games ahead of NFL Week 8.

Check Your Voter Registration Status: https://www.vote.org/am-i-registered-to-vote/ Female Focus: Congrats to our ALWHOB Female Focus Female of the Week Sei Young Kim on her first major title at the KPMG Women’s PGA Championship! Shoot The Shit: Coach Hunter’s No-Go and Yes-Coach of the Week, Producer H Man’s fun facts, and Nick Bocker talks Eagles. Hand Lee Hot Take: Hand Lee gets out too many thoughts to keep track of before dropping a hot take about a certain injured quarterback. Nick On The Knicks: Back by popular demand! This was a shit show, but we have a little something for both the fans and the haters of this segment. Plus, Hand Lee calls out Nick Bocker on what was thought to be a fact about the 2012-2013 Knicks. True North Sports: Producer H Man is NOT BIG HAPPY about the current state of the Bills after a two game skid against two of the best teams in the AFC. Football Friday: CPA Bill, Producer H Man, and Nick Bocker make picks for all 14 (at least we hope there’s 14) games ahead of NFL Week 7.

Check Your Voter Registration Status: https://www.vote.org/am-i-registered-to-vote/ Female Focus: Congrats to our ALWHOB Female Focus Women of The Week, Jeanie Buss and Christine Sinclair! Shoot The Shit: Producer H Man is mad at the SEC, kinda mad at Clemson, and happy with the NBA. Nick Bocker has yet another negative rant about his Eagles, but is much happier with both his QB and his QB2. After Producer H Man states his regret and takes his 5 minute timeout, Hand Lee finally gets to share his Bill O’Brien thoughts a week late. Lastly, Nick Bocker beats Hand Lee in fantasy, but he doesn’t feel great about it. True North Sports: Producer H Man is PISSED at the Titans after the Bills first loss of the season, but would he even care if the Bills had won or is he using the Titans COVID-19 outbreak as an escape goat? He also talks some Sabres and how they are looking during the offseason. Football Friday: The ALWHOB panel makes their picks for all 14 (at least we hope there’s 14) games for NFL Week 6!

Check Your Voter Registration Status: https://www.vote.org/am-i-registered-to-vote/ Female Focus: ALWHOB Athletes of The Week: Breanna Stewart, Sue Bird, and Aubrey Bledsoe We also discuss All-WNBA First Team and us missing the news about the WNBA DPOY. Shoot The Shit: Coach Hunter is pissed about many things and ready to make us all do a quick HIIT workout, Nick Bocker talks Eagles, Hand Lee talks Bill O’Brien getting fired, and CPA Bill talks Cowboys after a tough defensive performance. Nick On The Knicks: We support IsoZo, Ionescu is making the most of this offseason, last Red Stars action for a while, the long anticipated Amar’e Stoudemire update, and of course an Onion article read. Also, CPA Bill doesn’t forget about updating everybody on Nick Bocker’s fantasy football struggles. True North Sports: NHL offseason is BIG HERE as Producer H Man talks all things (and by that we mean some things) NHL Draft. Not to mention, BILLS!!! Football Friday: CPA Bill, Producer H Man, and Nick Bocker go through all 16 (there probably won’t actually be 16 but let’s pretend like there will be) games ahead of NFL Week 5.

Check Your Voter Registration Status: https://www.vote.org/am-i-registered-to-vote/ Female Focus: ALWHOB Female Athlete of The Week: Alysha Clark Shoot The Shit: Coach Hunter, Fun Facts, Week 3 Thoughts, Eagles talk, reflecting on the first presidential debate, and CPA Bill’s dead wrong Lock of The Week. Hand Lee as Nick Bocker as Hand Lee: Hand Lee debuts “Hand Lee as Hand Lee as Hand Lee” and shares his updated thoughts on Fantasy Football. Nick On The Knicks: Shout out to the NHL, MLB, WNBA, NBA, and the sports bubble in general, even if we may be seeing the end of the sports bubble. Also, Nick Bocker talks WNBA Playoffs, Red Stars, forgetting about his homework, and an Onion article read. Lastly, a surprise at the end of the segment! True North Sports: Congrats to the NHL Champion Tampa Bay Lightning, and an extra shoutout to Mr. Point on scoring the game winning point! Also, Producer H Man looks ahead to an interesting offseason with free agency starting next week, long live the Buffalo Blue Jays, and BILLS!!!!! Football Friday: CPA Bill, Producer H Man, and Nick Bocker make picks for all 16 (or is it 15 this week?) games ahead of NFL Week 4.

Check Your Voter Registration Status: https://www.vote.org/am-i-registered-to-vote/ Female Focus ALWHOB Athlete of The Week: Shey Peddy Honorable Mentions: Kealia Watt A’ja Wilson Kia Nurse Shoot The Shit: Hand Lee as Nick Bocker as Hand Lee, Nick Bocker on his Eagles, Hand Lee on his Steelers, Coach Hunter, Producer H Man’s fun facts, and other week 2 conversation. Nick On The Knicks: WNBA Playoffs, Red Stars, Eagles, next NBA season, and a couple Onion article reads. True North Sports: Hiya Hosers! 2019-2020 NHL awards have been announced! Also, we take a look into the Stanley Cup Final between the Stars and Lightning ahead of Game 3 on Wednesday night. Last, but certainly not least, BILLS!!!!! Football Friday: CPA Bill, Producer H Man, and Nick Bocker preview all 16 games for week 3 of the 2020 NFL season. Washington Spirit @ Chicago Red Stars Saturday, September 26th 1:00PM EDT on CBS and CBS All Access

Check your voter registration status: https://www.vote.org/am-i-registered-to-vote/ Female Focus: Doris Burke, significant other birthdays, Sarah Luebbert, and a story about the most eventful NBA Summer League game of all time Shoot The Shit: Make sure you vote, Lakers are definitely winning the championship, Coach Hunter, fun facts, Nick Bocker as Hand Lee as Nick Bocker, and Hand Lee rambling on for quite some time. Nick On The Knicks: Liberty, Red Stars, Eagles, and an Onion article read. True North Sports: Raptors did good, but not good enough, but Producer H Man is smelling some Giannis. Toronto hates losing, Blue Jays need to get their shit together, and last but not least BILLS!!!! Football Friday: Nick Bocker, CPA Bill, and Producer H Man go through ALL 16 games ahead of NFL week 2. Red Stars vs Sky Blue FC: 1:00PM EDT on CBS All Access

Check your voter registration status: https://www.vote.org/am-i-registered-to-vote/ Ahead of the world champion Kansas City Chiefs beginning their title defense against the Houston Texans, Producer H Man and Nick Bocker go through a comprehensive analysis of all 16 NFL games for Week 1 of the 2020 season. CPA Bill and Hand Lee's game picks are also shared during each game.

Check your voter registration status: https://www.vote.org/am-i-registered-to-vote/ Female Focus: ALWHOB Female Focus Co-Athlete of The Week: Brazil National Women’s Soccer Team ALWHOB Female Focus Co-Athlete of The Week: Skylar Diggins-Smith Shoot The Shit: Wilt Chamberlain’s 1961-1962 season, Producer H Man is in his bag, and Hand Lee, I mean Nick Bocker, I mean Hand Lee is back as Nick Bocker to talk about Nick Bocker’s fantasy football team. Nick On The Knicks: Liberty updates, Red Stars on Twitch bitch, WNBA Playoffs, Billy Donovan and Thunder “mutually” part ways, and an Onion article read. Hand Lee Hot Take: Hand Lee talks the new Madden and how it can be better after very low ratings. He also talks next gen consoles and asks the panel whether he should buy the PS5, Xbox Series X, or Xbox Series S, before later admitting that he will be buying both the PlayStation and Xbox. Lastly, but not least, Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater remaster! True North Sports: An epic intro after an incredibly loud intro. Buffalo Blue Jays, Raptors in trouble, H Man’s teams are worse the less he cares about them, NHL updates, and BILLS!! MASS DEBATION: Which of the boys had the best fantasy football draft last Friday?

Check Your Voter Registration Status: https://www.vote.org/am-i-registered-to-vote/ Female Focus: Congrats to CPA Bill on also getting engaged and losing his man card along with Hand Lee. Also congrats to Tianna Hawkins on being selected as ALWHOB Female Focus athlete of the week. Lastly, we shout out a cool story about Courtney Vandersloot’s record setting assists, but not before Hand Lee shits on Nick Bocker’s fantasy football habits. Shoot The Shit: CP3 is under-appreciated, Coach Hunter’s No-Go and Yes-Coach of the Week, Producer H Man’s fun facts, and Hand Lee punts. Nick On The Knicks: Liberty need help, Red Stars on Twitch, Otago Nuggets, Nate Rob moves to the end of November, and some Onion article reads. Hand Lee Hot Take: Before Hand Lee, CPA Bill, and Nick Bocker’s fantasy football draft on Friday night, Hand Lee gives his thoughts on the biggest stories going into this fantasy football season. True North Sports: Producer H Man updates us on everything Canadian teams in American sports, but doesn’t feel great about it, except for the Blue Jays, who ironically enough are playing their home games in America this season. Bulls fan Producer H Man also makes a return and talks week 1 roster predictions. MASS DEBATION: Could a bubble work for the NFL Playoffs? If so, what would it look like?

Check Your Voter Registration Status at https://www.vote.org/am-i-registered-to-vote/ Female Focus: Diana Taurasi ALWHOB Female Focus Athlete of The Week. Also, our Chicago Red Stars are coming back! Shoot The Shit: Black Lives Matter. We discuss the unnecessary shooting of Jacob Blake by police in Kenosha, Wisconsin and make sure our Low Hanging Fruit are ready and registered to vote. We also have some Coach Hunter and Producer H Man’s fun facts, and Nick Bocker’s fantasy expertise. Nick On The Knicks: Liberty updates, some NBA season awards, and Nick Bocker talks about the state of the Knicks after landing the 8th pick in the draft lottery. Hand Lee Hot Take: PTO Hand Lee is on fire with many takes and if you combine the heat from all of them, you could defrost a rear windshield. True North Sports: Producer H Man is skeptical about the fan policies amongst NFL teams, he also gets ready for a rivalry series with Hand Lee’s Celtics, and he gives his updated NHL Playoffs updates. MASS DEBATION: Hard Shell vs Soft Shell Tacos New York Liberty vs Las Vegas Aces 4PM EDT on CBS

Female Focus: Hand Lee got engaged! Congrats to the guy, but really, how much is he paying his fiancée to be with him? Our Female Focus Athlete of the Week is Chiney Ogwumike, who opted out of the 2020 WNBA season, but is starting up a career in the radio business. Shoot The Shit: Nick Bocker is cautiously excited about football, Coach Hunter makes a return, and Hand Lee talks baseball. Nick On The Knicks: Liberty are on the struggle bus, Mitch Rob did it, and Adam Schefter is about to eat his own words on Thursday night. Plus, another Onion article read! Hand Lee Hot Take: Big Ben is BIG back! Or is Tom Brady going to be a top fantasy QB? Or is Shady going to lead the Bucs in rushing? We can't keep track of all of these takes. True North Sports: After a week hiatus, everybody's favorite segment is back in full swing to discuss the NHL playoffs. We also cry a single tear over the CFL season being officially canceled. DUUUUUUUUUUUUKE!!! MASS DEBATION: Best Summer Fruit: Watermelon vs Cantaloupe

Holy shit there’s a lot of things to discuss! First off, we gotta make time to acknowledge our ALWHOB female athlete of the week, Candace Parker. Next we shoot some shit and learn a little about Tuscan bread vs Wonder bread. Nick on The Knicks is filled with NBA bubble talk, but we most importantly give an update on our New York Liberty and call out CPA Bill and Producer H Man for getting all information about Sabrina Ionescu incorrect last SODE. Hand Lee’s hot take is done in the best way possible, without Hand Lee. We also have our third guest in show history join us for True North Sports and he gives us his educated guess on the upcoming academic year in college sports. Our guest proves that Hand Lee is wrong about Josh Allen, but he also thinks both crocs and slides are trash, so who gives a shit what he thinks.

No Hand Lee, No Nick Bocker, No Problem! CPA Bill and Producer H Man bring out the cool table and discuss stupid things like your kidney having the sense of smell and what you should use Listorine for. Nick Bocker arises from his vacation to read us some definitely not fake news. H Man Hot Take featuring casinos, Miami, and the NFL?! True North Sports lived up to the True and North with hockey and Raptors talk. When we say Raptors talk, we really mean Producer H Man standing on his soap box and screaming his frustrations about the way the USA portrays the Raptors. As always, we finish some Mass Debation with a burning question. Keenan Allen: is he a top 10 WR?

Baseball is back and it's already gone crazy! We are all excited for the NBA to return Thursday night, but H Man and our guest for this SODE will not let us forget about the NHL playoffs starting on Saturday! Also Let's Go Liberty! Female Focus: We all pick our female athletes of the week and Nick Bocker is still not over the Red Stars loss on Sunday. We also pick a new woman’s sports team to follow during the Red Stars offseason. Shoot The Shit: Laurent Duvernay-Tardif GOOD, Shlamazon’s billionaire owner NOT GOOD. Nick On The Knicks: Tom Thibideau is the new Knicks coach, September 12th has potential to be THE shit, and we finally conclude the 2K playoffs. Hand Lee Hot Take: Hand Lee is mad at the MLB for suspending Dodgers pitcher Joe Kelly for 8 games, which we find out is actually 22 games in dog years. True North Sports: Producer H Man and our guest pick the first round of the NHL playoffs, and Hand Lee still finds a way to make fun of Nick Bocker’s fantasy football preparation. MASS DEBATION: Monday vs Tuesday: Which is worse?

“The Sports are coming, the sports are coming!” -Paul Revere The boys get ready for baseball to start back up and transition back into a world where American sports exist again. We first shoot the shit talking about the situation with the Washington History franchise, Producer H Man calling out our Low Hanging Fruit, and Mike Ford disproving one of Newton’s three remaining laws. Nick Bocker is excited about the NBA bubble working and about NFL training camps beginning this week. Hand Lee discusses the upcoming baseball season and his thoughts on which teams could benefit from a shortened season. Producer H Man retires one segment while bringing back another as we talk some NHL and revisit the legend of Shake Milton. Being that this is the only SODE of the week, we had to MASS DEBATE a crazy list that Chris Simms dropped. Lastly, but most importantly, Female Focus takes a look at The Office as we give our thoughts on our favorite female character on the show. RED STARS VS SKY BLUE FC Wednesday July 22 10 PM EDT CBS All Access NWSL Tournament Championship: Sunday July 26 12 PM EDT CBS

Baseball in a week, basketball in 2 weeks, hockey in 2 and a half weeks, we are excited to say the least. What do three men do when they are excited? Well, they MASS DEBATE!!!! Of course, we start off with some Football Friday where we say farewell to La Liga and Slutsk, leaving only one ALWHOB official team, the one it was always meant to be, the Chicago Red Stars. Before MASS DEBATION, we debut a new segment for our ALWHOB “Onion” article of the week! We first MASS DEBATE baseball, specifically whether it will finish (it won’t) and how it will go if it does finish. Then, we talk CPA Bill’s quarterback where we are pretty sure Jerry Jones gets his advice from Hand Lee. After NASCAR had a race with 20K fans in attendance, we get a rant for the ages from Producer H Man. Lastly, we talk about Carrie Underwood’s incredible Sunday Night Football songs and pick a favorite.

CPA Bill is using more of his unlimited PTO and Hand Lee is using his PTO in order to accrue more PTO.... a truly vicious cycle... Producer H Man shoots some crazy shit and Nick Bocker is growing SaQUADs from a productive morning of two hand touch football over the weekend. Nick on The Knicks is extra long, but it actually didn’t cover any Knicks news (listeners rejoice, Nick Bocker weeps). Per tradition, we discuss the absentees with nothing but great things to say. Wide World of Sports makes us question the future of our fandoms with the teams we have began to follow over the last few months and we are still looking for a particular Belarusian footballer. Lastly, but most importantly, we discuss Women’s Sports and the best moments from them for our Female Focus.

All four of our MASS DEBATERS are at it again to talk about the newest topics in the sports world, including last weeks signing of Cam Newton to the Patriots!! Like clockwork, we start out with some Football Friday, where we get ready for the Red Stars, Yas Island in Abu Dhabi, and those jump suits that kids used to wear in middle school. Next, brought to you by Wentz vs Garoppolo and Darnold vs Allen, we continue last SODEs debate about Patrick Mahomes contract extension. Hand Lee is coming around and Nick Bocker finally puts a dagger in the argument much like Kevin Durant did against the Cavs in the Finals two years in a row. With the summer heat alive and well, we discuss everything crocs vs slides, and CPA Bill learns a new word. Lastly, we finish off the SODE with the return of a couple old friends of the podcast. No I won’t tell you who they are, you have to listen for that.

The boys are back in town!!! Somebody should make a song about that... Anyway, CPA Bill is BIG back even though he still has unlimited hours in his PTO bank. Nick Bocker isn’t sure what to think about any of the topics discussed during Nick on The Knicks, but is indeed starting to come around on an old debate from a couple months ago involving a Men’s Warehouse gift card. Also, Hand Lee is late, but he still has enough time to be pissed off about Patrick Mahomes’ 10 year contract extension. Producer H Man takes us to the Western Conference NHL bubble site in Edmonton for Wide World of Sports, where the Red Stars lost, but only by one. Lastly, during Female Focus, we talk about who the most attractive man on earth is in the eyes of a female in her 20s in the year 2020. I’m not even going to pretend like this was a good female focus, but it was still better than last weeks...... maybe.

Just two men Mass Debating. It’s only weird if you make it weird. With CPA Bill finishing up his vacation and Producer H Man lost in an area that doesn’t have 4G, we are simply left with Hand Lee hosting Nick Bocker. We learn quickly that nobody does Football Friday the way Producer H Man does, but we make it through nonetheless AND pick our official team of the NBL. We start off our Mass Debation discussing the concept of a draft lottery and how to make more effective against tanking. Next, we tell you why the Washington football team should change their team name, mascot, and logo. We then react to the preseason being shortened with more pessimism about the 2020 NFL season happening, as well as ideas for how the preseason and regular season should be changed in the future. Lastly, Happy 4th of July! Which meat/beverage combo is the best for America’s birthday?

With CPA Bill still on his mystery vacation, Nick Bocker has created a statistic that rivals mean, median, and mode for both its significance and reliability. It was a busy Knicks week, which means Nick on The Knicks will be much more enjoyable for Nick Bocker, but almost unlistenable to pretty much everybody else. Hand Lee, after arriving late to the SODE, discusses something we had already covered at the top of the show, but somehow makes it work by leading to what might be the final arguments of the QB rushing stats debate. Slutsk fired their coach, which basically guarantees that they are winning the Belarusian Premier League. Also, the Red Stars only lost by one, which means they have all but won the Champions Cup. Lastly, is holding the car door still needed on 2020? If so, how far into a relationship?

CPA Bill is using some of that unlimited PTO, but Hand Lee is back and has some words for the rest of the boys. On Football FriYAY, we make one last Dortmund prediction and take on another love from the NWSL. MASS DEBATION gets personal while we talk about Nick Bocker’s QB once again and approach Producer H Man about being a fan of two different NBA teams. Also, with the Hall Of Fame Game being canceled, what do we think football season will look like this year?

Nick on the Knicks gets real and emotional when discussing Giannis's possibility of landing at MSG, Hand Lee plays hooky so logically we roast him up and down and sideways, Producer H Man updates us on Canadian Geese and WWS from the road, and Female Focus: Is it borderline stupidity by Austin Ames in his failure to recognize Sam Montgomery without a mask in "Cinderella Story"?

Futbol Friyay! Nick Bocker steps in for Producer H Man (who appears later while on the road for the second leg), then MASS DEBATION: Does the NBA season have an asterisk? Is prostate stimulation IN? (just ask our guest anal-yst), Is it okay to shake up the roster in meaningless games? Will the MLB get its s**t together and come back?