Canceled Podcast

The Boyz speculate on the future of King Ye, the goated Mickey Rourke and Jodi Siwa drama, trash the new Netflix Show "Bad Thoughts" from one of their favorite comedians, Tom Segura, and revisit the age-old question of what the definition of "a couple" is.To support Clint, Connor, & Waiting For Mics, subscribe to the Patreon and get access to exclusive content: Patreon.com/WaitingForMics

Just a couple of tradish goons in the studio today. They talk about getting the ick but for their parents, and why the hell their dad's brush their pearly white teeth so hard. They also give a pitiful mic recap that derails into talking about the Boston Celtics versus the New York Knickerbockers. But not before recapping running into old foes from Connor's bouncing days at the Joe Rogan show in 2018. Then they play a fun game called "10 Worst Ways to Die" while only getting to number 5 or 6. It's a classic episode with classic adventures!To support Clint, Connor, & Waiting For Mics, subscribe to the Patreon and get access to exclusive content: Patreon.com/WaitingForMics Follow Clint & Connor on Social Media:Clint Lapsansky: instagram.com/clintlapsankyConnor Hanna: instagram.com/comedianconnorhanna ; tiktok.com/comedianconnorhannaThis podcast highlights the artform of Stand Up Comedy, and local & international comedy. Subscribe to the Waiting For Mics Podcast channel if you love comedy.

Nicole Riesgo, the Producer of Tucson's Chapter of "Don't Tell Comedy" has found herself out of her element and way off her demographic, but proudly and rather gracefully she pulls through. She greets Clint and Connor with visible discomfort when she lays her eyes on the Murder Lair for the first time, discusses the highly anticipated introduction of a new Severus Snape that happens to be a P.O.C., and jeers at Clint's feeble attempts discredit the power of Connor's ring. This one was fun.If you wanna support the goons, subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive content: Patreon.com/waitingformicsIf you wanna support Nicole, visit her instagram @Duchessofsouthtucson , or subscribe to the Tucson Don't Tell Comedy email list!

His Heftiness Vizzy Thicc graces the goons with his monstrous presence. Vizzy unloads all his generational Mexican trauma on Clint and Connor. Be sure to check out @TheThrowbackKickback on YouTube!If you want to watch Vizzy and the boys rank talk about some saucy and hot Tucson Comedy Goss, subscribe to the Patreon: patreon.com/waitingformics

The goons add another lady guest to their list. Big achievement, very nice. The goons also educate themselves on the culture, but stick to their guns when a woman is speaking. If you or someone you know are Brother Huzz to Lux, drop a comment. Follow Lux'Shree on IG: @luxshree24_7 & @embodiedbyluxSubscribe to the Patreon to hear Connor's Story about his Pops and to hear us spit sick rhymes. Patreon.com/WaitingForMics00:00:03 - Patreon Hype00:04:08 - Cultural Appropriation00:08:10 - Big Tarruff00:09:17 - RTRD Rehab00:11:20 - Stached Up/Brother Huzz00:17:45 - WFM Guy Style00:21:09 - Four Corners of Nursing00:23:56 - Dads Rule00:26:01 - AZ Needs Color00:35:24 - Bad Boy Brucie00:38:35 - Bad Boy Broderick00:39:42 - Hollywood Death Toll00:44:28 - Speakin' Sports00:48:37 - Lil Boochie00:52:39 - Lux's Promo

The Goons are blessed today with the presence of their friends Emiliya and Anthony, who are of Tucson comedy legend status. This episode is one giant promo reel along with some whites learnin' about black stuff. Gosh, we just love educational episodes here at WFM. Make sure to check out Pitch-A-Pal and Picnic Pals on Emiliya's IG page as well as Anthony's shows at Cafe Pass, all located in Tucson!New Patreon episodes are released every Friday at 5PM!For the extra crazy exclusive story about Connor's week, be sure to subscribe at Patreon.com/waitingformics. It's sure to be sad, heartwarming, and entertaining all at the same time.

The goons get a coupla love goons in the studio and ask the question "How long would you wait for me if I was a vegetable?". The boys fill Jenn in on Connor's estrogen fueled Angry Tour. And what in tarnation is Connor doin' with all that cake?Thank you in advance for subscribing to the Patreon! Be sure to subscribe to the exclusive "Men On The Goon" Tier where the first 250 members can lock in the ultimate price deal of $2.50 per month and get the most bang for your buck with Bonus Episodes, Behind the Scenes Content, Fan Requests, and Member Shout-Outs! Only at patreon.com/waitingformics!

The goons from Valhalla celebrate their dragon ancestry and swap stories from back in their younger dragon days. Follow Cory Lyle on IG!Thank you to everyone who has subscribed to the Patreon!To watch the latest Patreon episode with Cory Lyle go to Patreon.com/waitingformics and subscribe for only $5 a month!

The goons use their investigative prowess to determine what Ohtani do wit dat money, what the Ten Crack Commandments translates to to normal folk, and why the heck transformers are so hard. Thank you for watching and check out all new content only available on our Patreon: Patreon.com/waitingformics

The goons detail Clint's surprise birthday dinner and their adventures at the Arizona Renaissance Fair. Connor loses a towel related argument. They complete the first half of their Mascot Madness bracket. To see the second half, subscribe to the Patreon! Only Law Breakaz can subscribe to the Patreon: Patreon.com/waitingformics

Connor talks about family and an age old inside joke.

The boys play some PGA 2K25 and try to poison Danny. Farts galore. BO6 also.

Jascha is a sweet little well-traveled boy. The boys talk about his saucey secrets from Tel Aviv, his favorite word, the lengths he's willing to go for homeless men, and his beef with new Health and Human Services Secretary Bobby Kennedy Jr.'s spat with Red 40.

Drake Belt in the hizzy. The boys talk hot mic moments.

The Eagles won the big game so the boys talk Kendrick and Drake, Kanye and the J's, discuss the terminology of what dumb people should be called, and leave a nice little message for their guest that almost was.

Ya boys talk about movies that really captured their imagnation, and some that missed their mark. They also put on their conspiracy caps and tin foil hats to dive into the deep end of the New Year's Cybertruck attack.***All things said in this episode are to be considered purely speculative and an attempt to make jokes and should not be taken as fact or the true opinions of the hosts. I mean of course we all objectively know that the movie "Wanted" was an excellent piece of Cinema.

The boys finally settle their music beef for the 4th or 5th time. They talk about hopelessly simping for Call of Duty, and what they would do if a group of bikers got them in their clutches.

Connor is out, so Canada and India are invading. Just know if your name is said in this podcast it means they love ya.

Chrissy Q's joins the boys again. They play that fun little game that everyone's doing on their podcasts now. They also talk about accidentally swallowing nicotine pouches, the concequences of holding in sneezes, what Connor went through for Former President Jimmy Carter, and the fact the horses can be milked. Who knew? **We don't own the rights to any music that you may or may not hear in this episode**

Clint has a theory about moms and ends his 2024 on a brown note. Connor starts his 2025 on a brown note. The boys do a quick Mic Recap and Connor enlightens some ladies on an American Hero. Connor opens Clints eyes to every dirty thing Hollywood made Paul Giamatti do. All around, this was a good episode dawgs, you'll enjoy it. Also please donate to the Waiting For Mics GoFundMe For Manny Morales Because His House Exploded. Fund. : https://gofund.me/fa7bf459

The boys would like to sincerely apologize for this one. They got shwastey and bought a terrible movie called "Crustacean" to review on the podcast. High notes: it's still better than Joker 2. Leave a comment if you hated this. We don't own the rights to this movie or its "soundtrack". To better enjoy this podcast purchase the movie known as "Crustacean" here: Google

The boys are joined once again by Rip'n It, Mansgendered, and WFM alum, Lex Saku! Lex is visiting from Oregon for the holidays! They discuss how the NFL has gotten soft...or have they? Clint and Connor also impart on Lex how he missed out BIG TIME on their Baccarat casino adventure. Connor also dreamt that he was the best version of Spiderman. Thank you again for 300 subs! Please like, share, and subscribe!

Merry Christmas all you naughty boys and girls. Santa Claus and his ornery Elf sidekick give presents to literally the worst people in the world...they get the gifts they deserve. Enjoy Christmas morning with your new family: Tyler Badruddoja, Chris Quinn, Danny Lochhead, Elmer Espinoza, Emilya Dale, and Anthony Jenkins.

It's just an OG's only episode today. The boys dive deep into the history of "Got Your Nose" and its origins. What they dig up just might surprise you! *Hint: It's India bein g@y. Also we wanna take a moment to honor our fallen brother, Bobby. 313 Till We Die. Thank You for 300 Subs bros!

Mr. Dominic DiTolla hosts the Sports Experience Podcast with fellow funny boy Chris Quinn! Dom got his start in comedy in Spring of 1994, right around when D2: The Mighty Ducks hit the Silver Screen. Dom splits his time between Tucson, Arizona and his hometown of Fargo, North Dakota. Dom says his biggest inspiration as a comedian was, and always has been Patrick Swayze. "But Patrick Swayze was never a comedian?". Oh what you think Road House, Point Break, and Dirty Dancing were Action/Dramas? That's okay, classic mistake. Anyway, here's Wonderwall, brother.

Ali Musa is back in the dirty T baby! He joins the pod for the first time since the ol' Canceled days! And with him from Austin, Texas he brings his signature enthusiasm and charm! Ali Musa got his start in comedy nearly 13 years ago in Tucson, Arizona, then moved out to the big city, Austin, TX because he believes in his dream. He has appeared as a bucket pull on the infamous Kill Tony Podcast 5 times and also has his own podcast called the Ali USA Podcast which ya'll can find on Spotify. In this episode the boys dish out stories of favorite Tucson pastimes, their best worst bathroom mishaps, getting sober, and who Ali says was the hardest comedian to follow. Also, peep the new intro/outro!

Tony Bruhn hangs with the bros today and they lament over all three of them bombing at a Tucson open mic on a Wednesday. Tony talks Edward Mord(r)ake, the man with a face on the back of his head, also known as the dude who inspired American Horror Story: Freakshow, and it honestly makes for some pretty good conversation. Couple o' zingers in there, ya know. Subscribe to the Patreon: patreon.com/waitingformics

Oh boy, oh boy. Clint and Connor finally have some alone time. They talk about they're favorite energy drinks from the past, who they could potentially get a sponsorship from at this stage in their podcasting career, having your own personal butt wiper, how different people wipe, how Clint deals with Hoarders, what the hell ever happened to shaming people, teachers getting fired for addressing political clothing, favorite memories of making their teachers crash out, what the next four years holds for this country, can the president force states to secede, is Connor back on the juice, and what if you discovered you had a lil Spider-Man on your hands? Just a couple things. The dudes thank you for their recent boost in Patreon subscribers! They will be getting all new exclusive content out to the viewers very very soon. Subscribe to the Patreon: Patreon.com/waitingformics

This episode was a previously recorded live episode that was streamed on November 5th, 2024, Election Day! Arkansas Native, and Phoenix resident Roy Lee Reynolds joins us in the studio and they talk about tampons in all kinds of bathrooms, election results, topical political issues, watch some clip-a-rinos, and more with a mouthful of zynns! *all opinions expressed in this episode are to be taken in the context of hyperbole, exaggerations, estimations, guesses, jokes, and hypotheticals.*

The boys reconnect with the Bisexual Brown Bomber himself, Manny Morales! They discuss hilarious sexual encounters, deaf friends, their own personal Mandela Effects, hot girls that used to be boys, farts, and their election predictions/outcomes. *This episode was recorded prior to November 5th, 2024* Subscribe to the Patreon: patreon.com/waitingformics

In the basement today we have Jenn Thomas everybody! Only the 6th woman ever to grace the Waiting For Mics couch with their presence! What a doozy of an episode, so many laughs, so many songs, so many really questionable reel pulls. It was so much fun and we can't wait till she teaches us how to sing emo songs and play the ukulele. If you're a zombie in Tucson now, make sure to check out her Comedy Mic at The Rock every Monday starting November 11th, 2024! Subscribe to the Patreon: patreon.com/waitingformics

Jack Fletcher joins the boys today with tales from the East coast. He was a busy bee during Lockdown, penning a novella called "Joypunks", visiting the psych ward, and getting in a little kerfuffle on the NY Subway. Then Chris Quinn, always a crowd favorite, drops in and completely disapproves of Clint's clip and music choices, as does Connor. Apologies for all the audio/video difficulties.

Tyler Badruddoja joins us in studio today! Oh wait...what's this? Wavy Boy Number 2 just dropped in, Danny Lochhead! Some would say they had enough of him on ep. 159 but da boys say "Nah". Bring in dat boi. Sorry his mic sucks. They talk Touchdown celebrations that are not allowed, Connor's ridiculous and some would say unnecessary honesty, and of course they make fun of some IG weirdos! Subscribe to the Patreon!When the boys hit 50 FREE Subscriptions on Patreon, they'll post more content exclusively for YA: patreon.com/waitingformics

Danny "Nessie" Lochhead joins the boys on the pod today! They tell allegories galore! Oh what a splendid time they have! Connor saved an old man from choking...sort of..may have caused it to begin with...who knows...let's not read into things so much ya know? Connor also doesn't let his short temper get the best of him when he's interrupted a staggering six times whilst trying to tell a very short story. Then they discover a little bit of gold hiding in the recesses of a Google search result, and the entry just may surprise you! Stick around for the reels at the end and tell us in the comments if you'd pick 1, 2, 3, or 4? Subscribe to the Patreon: patreon.com/waitingformics

Clint and Connor are determined to get to the bottom of all this gobbledygook with weight in this country, and they do so by comparing the stats statewide, and nationwide, emphasis on the wide. There's other nonsense as well, like talks of Diddy and what may or may not be hatnin'. Subscribe to the Patreon: patreon.com/waitingformics

Support Clint, Connor, and Lex: patreon.com/Waitingformics See the dudes on the road: Clint: -Nothin Elmer: -10/28 - Coolidge, AZ Connor: -10/11 - The Horned Toad, Sierra Vista, AZ -10/19 - Mic Fight, Screening Room, Tucson, AZ -10/26 - Battle at the Roast Room, The Rock, Tucson, AZ -10/27 - Last Sunday Laughs, Playground, Tucson, AZ -11/14 - Funniest Person in the Universe, Stir Crazy, Glendale, AZ Lex: -Stay Tuned We do not own the rights to any music from videos portrayed.

Canada Native Jordan Cheyne joins the bros today and they talk cycling, geography, silly substances, and make fun of Instagram reels.

Introducing the 5th ever lady on this show, Ashley Tappan! Ashley reps the underrated 6th Borough of New York, Saratoga Springs and co-produces the Last Sunday Laughs Comedy show with WFM co-host, Connor Hanna. Clint is gone, Tappan is in. Finally some pure female energy on this show.

Yet another political episode without Lex being the mediator. Obviously the DNC got to the boys and corrupted their video files, but at least you'll enjoy a pleasant and even-keeled audio experience...

A moment of silence for the Fallen Brother, Lex Skau. He's not dead, he's just a responsible adult now. So of course the boys try to take the reins and spit facts about politics and talk numbers. The boys will not let the absence of Lex be filled with nonsense. Subscribe to the Patreon: patreon.com/waitingformics

The boys try to set a lil mood before Lex goes off to Lawyer School. They talk about Connor's butt primarily, but no episode would be complete without politics and sports. And there is a fart somewhere in here if you're here from Connor's TikTok...timestamp it. The boys are also seriously sorry for that one part. Subscribe to the Patreon: patron.com/waitingformics

The boys have fellow Tucson Comedian and Producer of Battle at the Roast Room, Rich Gary, on today and they really tap into their Eastside roots. Bring out the Axe Body Spray, it's about to get smelly. Subscribe to the Patreon to get full episodes of Canceled, Rip'n It, and Mansgendered that are no longer available to the public: patron.com/waitingformics

This one's all over the place dudes, Clint ain't nevah say nothin but Coach Prime, Lex demonstrates his insane deductive abilities to find out which President was our shortest of kings, and Connor has another story involving his ass. Nothing changes. The boys also close out the episode by breaking down some of their favorite reels they found on the Socials Subscribe to the Patreon to get episodes from Canceled, Rip'n It, and Mansgendered not available to normies, and if the demand is high enough...New Content! : patron.com/waitingformics

The bros have a tough time managing Clint's absence. Lex and Connor discuss weirdos behind counters projecting their own universes onto the hearts and minds of unsuspecting able-brained customers, the hit TV show "The Boys" and all the quarter-chubs they incite, Starbucks and their sick and twisted plan to get all the whiiiiiite employees sent home with a b****-slap story, and the nitty gritty of where this gall-darn country is headed, (and it ain't home to see Bo) Subscribe to the Patreon: patron.com/waitingformics

The boys have Anferny Jonkies and Chrissy Q's in the studio! They discuss who pulled out that glizzy on Papa T, reminisce about their times as failed high school athletes, and spit some mad bars. Subscribe to the Patreon: Patreon.com/waitingformics

In this episode the boys discuss times when they have made complete fools out of themselves, then champion their hero, Sketch, for rising to the occasion and overcoming tremendous adversity, brother. Subscribe to the Patreon: patron.com/waitingformics

Clint shows some love for his lady as the boys try to give equal opportunities to both of their girlfriends (you could say it's a DEI episode). They talk about their top comments left on Instagram pages, what cartoons they grew up watching, and what grinds Clint's and Monamie's gears. And check it out dudes...now the boys have that video thing that all other podcasts have. Pretty sweet. Subscribe to the Patreon: Pattern.com/waitingformics

The boys have Tony Bruhn in fresh off the street. They have him call their mutual comedian friend with Cerebral Palsy named Jon Jon and make fun of him for his lack of working legs and his love of musicals. Connor made a big error in the outfield and didn't clear his harddrive of all the gay porn so there's only audio with a cool collage at the end. The boys are then faced with a huge question that is near impossible to answer: Be a gay NASCAR driver, or be straight? We Are NASCAR. Subscribe to the Patreon: patreon.com/waitingformics

It's the war of the couches. Clint can't remember details to save his life and can't be a judge on Chris Quinn's Mic Fight Comedy show at the Screening Room, and Connor pushes specials and women down stairs. Lex (who shall remain beardless) and Chris have to deal with their sound guys being totally out of line. It's a good one, dudes. Subscribe to the Patreon: Patreon.com/waitingformics

Take your vitamins, say your prayers, and jam out with your clam out, brother. Subscribe to the Patreon: Patreon.com/waitingformics

Tell you whut brother, Tucson's all about corn, farts, and the homeless. There ain't nothin else. And if you say there is, boy you lyin'. Subscribe to the Patreon: patreon.com/waitingformics