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A BUMPER CROP OF FUN. This week, after some movie chimp news, Liam takes things away with a look at the latest offering from Alex Garland, Men, before going all low-brow with a review of Rise of the Footsoldier: Origins. God help us all. Andy meanwhile has been watching all of Stranger Things. No spoiler review inside! 80's trivia for dessert. Sweet. FEATURING - CHIMPS AND ALAN CUMMINGS - A WORLD WHERE MEN ARE ALL THE SAME. BASTARDS. - VINNIE JONES AND THE MISSING ACCENT - ANDY USES THE SAME PHRASE TWICE: BAD ANDY, BAD. - FARTING FISH AND LIAMS CHILDHOOD PIE

SPIFFING. This week, a little earlier than usual due to some family commitments, CINEMENTALIST review three films! A whole three? And Early? You lucky devils you! Liam sets us off with a peek at the multiverse in Everything Everywhere all at Once, before an attack of a very different clone in a review of Dual. Andy meanwhile has decided there's no good TV this week, so it's time to get all British spy thriller with a take on 2001s Operation Mincemeat. Jolly good show old chap, and all of that. BULLY. FEATURING - A BAD INTRO, WITH ADDED DEATH! - A MAN OPENS AN UMBRELLA IN AN ELEVATOR - A FILM WASTES ITS OPPORTUNITIES, IRRITATES PODCAST HOST - A TALE OF BRITISH DERRING-DO, WHAT WHAT - WW2 SPY TRIVIA: AN ENDLESS MINE OF WONDER

DING DONG. Its CINEMENTALIST here, back with another dose of Film and TV review to massage your eardrums on a dreary Tuesday. That was a nice intro wasn't it? Lovely. This week, Liam kicks us off with a look at the latest Stephen King adaption, Firestarter, with predictable results, before getting all dark humour with a review of On the Count of Three. TV of the week? Why, its Pieces of Her of course! The full Andy verdict inside. FEATURING - WE DEBATE RECORDING OUR LOCAL PUB - FIRESTARTER: WHY NOT MAKE IT GOOD INSTEAD? - A DARK COMEDY TICKLES LIAM - BAD CHARACTERS PLAYED BY GOOD ACTORS: ALWAYS BLOODY DIFFICULT - SOME TRIVIA BECAUSE WE DO THAT

A podcast you say? Films and TV you say? With two cheeky Brits? Well sign me up! This week, Liam kicks off our reviews section with some lovely nuns in a look at Paul Verhoeven's Benedetta, before giving Michael Bay a good kicking in a review of Ambulance. Or does he? MYSTERIES ABOUND. Andy meanwhile has been kicking around good old LANDAN with a review of Apple TVs Slow Horses. ACCENTS INCOMING. FEATURING - PAUL VERHOEVEN MAKES A DIRTY MOVIE - MICHAEL BAY FILMS SOME EXPLOSIONS - GARY OLDMAN IS VERY GOOD - OTHER REVEALS THAT MAY NOT SURPRISE YOU - MI5 TRIVIA OR: HOW WE GOT SCRUBBED FROM THE INTERNET

BACK AGAIN OH MY GOODNESS WE MISSED YOU. Yes, CINEMENTALIST returns with your two favourite foul-mouthed British media reviewers going head to head on...all sorts of stuff! This week, Liam kicks us off with two huge reviews, The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent and The Northmen, with some surprising results. Andy meanwhile, fresh back from his holidays, decides its time to listen to some tapes. Marily Monroe: The Unheard Tapes and Conversations with a Killer: John Wayne Gacy reviewed inside. BOY OH BOY WHAT CONTENT. FEATURING - A NEWS SECTION THAT NEARLY WASNT - NIC CAGE GETS ALL METAVERSE - A VIKING WITH PACING ISSUES: HOW EMBARRASSING - TWO VERY DIFFERENT DOCS BOUND UP IN TAPE - MONROE TRIVIA: REALLY FUCKING CREEPY EDITION

OLA! This week, before Andy heads out for the great beyond, we settle some unfinished business. Liam kicks us off with a review of The Outfit, before going all zombie but not with a look at The Sadness. Andy meanwhile has been plunging his head into the toilet of dispair that is Jimmy Saville: A British Horror Story, before serving up a nice palate cleanser with a review of Return to Space. A PODCAST OF CONTRASTS. FEATURING - IT WOULDN'T BE CHICAGO WITHOUT AL CAPONE - GORE VIOLENCE AND HORROR: LIAM IS A HAPPY BUNNY - THE WORLDS WORST HUMAN BEING: A DOCUMENTARY - ELON MUSK AND THE CONFLICTED FEELINGS - MUSKY TRIVIA ABOUT THE MUSK

THE ANGRY PODCAST FEAT. UTRED SON OF UTRED. This week, after some film news that displeases us both, Liam kicks in to a review of Morbius. Oh boy oh boy. Prepare yourselves. Oh and Honey Boy, in which Shia Lebeefy gets all personal. TV of the week? The Last Kingdom: The Last Season, and Bridgerton Season 2. YES. FEATURING - THE NEWS IN WHICH WE HATE THE NEWS - DOES JARED LETO REDEEM HIMSELF? NO. - HONEY HONEY, WHY DO I LOVE YOU SO - UTRED SON OF UTRED, AN ARSELING TILL THE END - A SENSE OF DEJA VU...

THE RETURN OF THE LIAM. He's back! Yes, your favourite British arseholes return with yet more news, reviews and, y'know, British. This week, Liam kicks us off with a look at THE BATMAN (it looks better in all-caps doesnt it?) before making some adult movies in the woods with a review of X. Speaking of porn, Andy has been digging into the deep and dirty with a look at Pam and Tommy. Gosh its all very sexy this week isnt it? Super. FEATURING - DONT ASK ABOUT LIAMS HOLIDAY - THE BATMAN IS A BATMAN FILM ABOUT BATMAN BEING BATMAN - A DODGY TEXAS ACCENT AND SOME SUPRISING HEART - ANDY GOES LOOKING FOR DIRT AND COMES UP WITH GOLD - BATMAN TRIVIA OR: BEATING ROBIN TO DEATH WITH A CROWBAR

FRESH MEAT. This week, after our usual discussion of the latest film news (in which Liam forgets about the existence of Saving Private Ryan, and Andy gets his hopes up for yet another Alien film that's going to be rubbish), we kick things off with reviews of Fresh and Cyrano. TV of the week? Why it's those cheeky chappies the Vikings of course, except this time they're in Valhalla. Wait that's not right. It's one of those Sword-em-ups anyway. CANNIBAL TRIVIA TO FINISH OOOOH. FEATURING - ANDY THINKS IT MIGHT BE A GOOD ALIEN FILM, SO ITS GOING TO BE CRAP - THE FORBIDDEN MEAT - A SUPRISE MUSICAL RUINS EVERYTHING - SOME VIKINGS WAIT FOR A BUS - A LOVELY CINEMENTALIST CAMPFIRE TALE: ITS ABOUT CANNIBALS!

ITS THE MISERABLE BASTARD PODCAST. Yes this week, after a look at the latest film announcements and news, Liam kicks us off with a look at No Sudden Move, before going all witchy with a look at Hellbender. Andy meanwhile has been watching the latest Netflix smash hit, Inventing Anna. He has opinions. Oh so many of them. Benecio Del Toro trivia to finish, because we finally had an excuse to. Yes. FEATURING - A RAMBLING NEWS SECTION WE KNOW YOU LOVE THOSE - A MISSING DOCUMENT AND AN ALL STAR CAST - SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION: FUN - A WOMAN MANAGES TO CON A TV SHOW: ANDY SAYS SPEARED A LOT - DEL TORO AND THE WEIGHT OF TOMMY LEE JONES

OH YES ITS US. This week, Liam takes great lengths to explain the meaning of Licorice Pizza, before taking on a Netflix film (here we go again) requel, sequel.....thing with a look at Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Yes its new. No we don't know why either. Meanwhile Andy has been brushing up on his Finnish and failing miserably with a review of Bordertown, in which a genius detective is all detectivey and clever. Heartwarming Finn trivia to finish, with an unexpected diversion..... FEATURING - WE MENTIONED IT ONCE, BUT WE THINK WE GOT AWAY WITH IT - VINYL WILL NEVER LOOK THE SAME AGAIN - LEATHERFACE LOOKS ILL - A PERFORMANCE OF A LIFETIME - AN UNEXPECTED DISCUSSION OF BATHROOM HABITS

100 EPISODES! Yes, we've been around far longer than you expected. No we are not stopping. THE CINEMENTALIST TRAIN CONTINUES. This week, Liam dusts off his old fedora and heads for the cinema for a look at Uncharted, before getting all dark and interesting (us? Never!) with a review of Catch the Fair One. Andy meanwhile has been in space with an old friend....two of them actually, with a review of The Book of Boba Fett. WE'RE HERE, WE REVIEW STUFF, GET USED TO IT. Please. FEATURING - 100 EPISODES AND A WOKE DRAGON - TOM HOLLAND JUMPS AROUND A LOT FOR REASONS - A BOXER THAT CAN ACT, AND OTHER SUCH SURPRISES - THE BOOK OF BOBA FETT OR: A SHOW HIDDEN WITHIN ANOTHER SHOW - LIAM REVEALS HIS FAVOURITE CURSE WORD. YES ITS THAT ONE. BRACE YOURSELVES.

OH BOY OH BOY ITS US. This week, after we thoroughly annoy both Joe Rogan and Bruce Willis (yes we are in mortal danger thanks for asking), Liam kicks us off with a review of silly men doing silly things in Jackass Forever, before getting all intriguing with a look at KIMI. Andy reveals he's been doing the documentary dance again, with rundowns on The Tinder Swindler and Real Detective. Feature packed? YOU BLOODY BET. FEATURING - CINEMENTALIST ANNOYS TWO TOUGH GUYS: COME AT ME BRO - JACKASS FOREVER: SCARY SILLY - ALEXA, MAKE ME A MOVIE. NO NOT MICKEY ROONEY YOU PIECE OF SH - THE PERILS OF DATING A MAN WITH A PRIVATE JET - GENERAL JACKASSERY AND A LAST MINUTE REVELATION

Hello, we are CINEMENTALIST and we are having a week! After some news, in which we decide the news is boring, Liam kicks us off with a review of Memoria, before going all action hero/bin-man with a look at Clean. Meanwhile, Andy has been watching The Woman who sits in The Window with her head up her....you know the one. HE HAS THOUGHTS AND OPINIONS LETS FIND OUT WHAT THOSE ARE. FEATURING - LIAM HATES THE NEWS - A LOUD BANG IN COLUMBIA: NOT AS FUN AS IT SOUNDS - ADRIAN BRODY WRITES THE THEME TUNE, SINGS THE THEME TUNE - A PARODY STRUGGLES TO DECIDE IF ITS A PARODY - UNEXPLAINED NOISES OR: ALTERNATIVE TITLES FOR THIS PODCAST

A BIG ONE. This week, after an intro that a certain pretentious bell-end will not enjoy, we take on some of the biggest hitters available for your viewing pleasure! Liam breaks out the popcorn with reviews of The Matrix: Resurrections and Nightmare Alley, before Andy straps on his Korean space-suit and takes a lovely trip to the moon in a review of The Silent Sea. ARE YOU EXCITED I'M EXCITED. FEATURING - JARED LETO WONT LISTEN TO THIS: PROBABLY FOR THE BEST - A REBOOT BLOWS OUR MINDS: ALSO BLOWS IN GENERAL - THE AMAZING ELECTRIC WOMAN - KOREAN SPACE HORROR - UPSIDE DOWN SPACESHIPS - THE MOON IS SHRINKING - TRULY THE END TIMES

BRACE YOURSELF, ITS US AGAIN. This week, after Liam expresses displeasure at his new title and we deliver your usual dose of film news, we kick things off with reviews of two cinematic big-hitters, Scream and The Tragedy of Macbeth. Andy meanwhile takes on the latest Netflix hit, Stay Close, and finds that its weird. I mean, really, really weird. Fun! FEATURING - LAST MINUTE TITLE CHANGES: CINEMENTALIST DISAPPROVES - META STABBY STABBY IS OK, AUDIENCE SHOCKED - A BIT OF CULTURE FOR ONCE - GRIMY POLICE THRILLER MEETS NEON FEVER DREAM - WHAT - SHAKESPEARE TRIVIA BECAUSE WE'RE HIGHBROW NOW

GUESS WHO GOT THE ALL CLEAR. Yes, we are back, feeling positive, testing negative, and fighting fit....sort of. This week, Liam has an awkward conversation in a review of Mass, and recieves a lovely surprise in the form of Last Looks. Andy meanwhile has been watching regular old telly while slowly dying on his sofa, but The Tourist was on, so I guess he's reviewing that. AUSTRALIA TRIVIA TO FINISH I TELL YOU WHAT. FEATURING - WE'RE BACK, AND SLIGHTLY FUCKED - A FILM ABOUT SCHOOL SHOOTINGS: A CHEERY SUBJECT - MEL GIBSON DOES A BRITISH ACCENT, AND I NEED TO SEE THIS FILM - TWO PLANKS OF WOOD SPOIL OTHERWISE GOOD SHOW - G'DAY MATE, AND OTHER WAYS TO MAKE AUSTRALIANS HATE YOU

Hello! Yes, we are still alive, and yes, we are recovering nicely, although still testing positive which is wonderful WHEN DOES IT BLOODY END. In the meantime, why not enjoy an episode recorded before the super-flu invaded our systems. A simpler time, when Liam reviewed Rose Plays Julie and The Ghoul, and Andys biggest concern was whether the second season of The Witcher was any good. MEMORIES. FEATURING - PRE-FLU BANTER REMEMBER THAT - REFERENCES TO WHAT A LOVELY NEW YEAR IT WAS GOING TO BE - TWO HEAVY FILMS FROM LIAM ISNT THAT NICE - ANDY GOES ALL SWORDS AND SORCERY REMEMBER THAT - HEALTH: TURNS OUT ITS UNDERATED

MERRY FOOKIN XMAS. Welcome to Schrodingers Christmas Episode, in which we both discuss quite a lot of the holiday season and also review media that has absolutely nothing to do with it, because we're CINEMENTALIST and we do stuff like that. Fun! This week, Liam gets his teeth into House of Gucci, before going all horror with a look at The Dark and the Wicked, in which there are no jingle bells indeed. Andy meanwhile has been busying himself with some docu-entertainment, with reviews of Dig Deeper: The Disappearance of Birgit Meier, Tiger King 2 and Tiger King: The Doc Antle story. Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.... FEATURING - A CHRISTMAS EPISODE, AND YET, NOT - ITALIAN ACCENTS GONE WILD - THE SCARY AND THE SCARIER - A GERMAN DETECTIVE AND SOME TIGER NUTS - XMAS TRIVIA: AND NOW I'VE RUINED THE SURPRISE

OH LOOK ITS CINEMENTALIST. This week, after an apology for illness, we crack on with all the latest film news and reviews! FIrst up, Liam has a lovely plate of Lamb to share with you all, before a look at Bendydick Cumberwangs latest, The Power of the Dog. Andy meanwhile has been mostly deaf for the past week, so eschews his usual TV spot for a look at a little documentary called Voyeur. Close your curtains. He's out there. FEATURING - AN APOLOGY WE LOVE THOSE - THE BODY OF A GIRL, THE HEAD OF A SHEEP. YES. - BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH APPEARS OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE - PEEKING THROUGH WINDOWS: STILL BETTER THAN BEING AN ARSE - CUMBERTRIVIA. FOR THE CUMBERFANS.

Oh look its us! PRESS THE BUTTON YOU FOOLS. This week, Liam braves the horrors of discount retail with a review of Black Friday, before getting all nostalgic with a look at a new update to a modern classic, Ghostbusters: Afterlife. Andy meanwhile has been making good use of Liams holiday time by catching up with Succession. Yes, its a big one folks. Many opinions inside... FEATURING - FILMS THAT TEST THE HUMAN BLADDER: DISCUSS - A SHOPPING SPREE AND A KILLING SPREE: NOT MUCH DIFFERENCE - 'BUSTIN MAKES US FEEL GOOD - TURNS OUT OLD SHAKEY MAY HAVE LEARNT SOME NEW TRICKS - BILLIONAIRE TRIVIA: DEPRESS YOURSELF EDITION

Aaaaaannd we're back! Yes, Liam has returned from his holidays, just in time for a bumper edition of our beloved podcast where we review some very big hitters indeed. First up, Liam sinks his teeth into Ridley Scotts latest with a look at The Last Duel, before going all indie with a review of Bull. Andy decides it is indeed time to die, with a review of....No Time to Die. Yes, he went there. Yes he has some opinions. Yes they are in here. Enjoy! FEATURING - LIAMS BEEN MAKING EVERYBODY NERVOUS - A DISAPPOINTING OPENING WEEKEND DOES NOT A DISAPPOINTING FILM MAKE - A NASTY MAN AND A VERY BIG TWIST - JAMES BOND IN HIS BONDIEST BOND FILM GOES BOND - A TALE OF TWO TOPLESS LADIES AND AN UMBRELLA. YES.

ITS HALLLOOWWEEEEEN. Or it was. Ahem. Yes, due to our "unique" production schedule, we are in fact releasing a sort-of-Halloween themed episode on the 2nd of November. It's that sort of beautiful incompetence that pays the bills, we tell ya! Anyway, Liam reviews Halloween Kills, because he had to, before taking a look at a lady who very much loves her car. Quite literally. Andy decides that comedy murder mysteries must fit the bill and takes on Only Murders in the Building, before we crack on with some classic CINEMENTALIST horror movie trivia! Oh yes we did. FEATURING - WE DISCUSS THAT THING THAT HAPPENED - LIAM TAKES ON THE FAMOUS STABBY MAN - A WOMAN TAKES PLEASURE FROM A MACHINE - THERE HAS BEEN A MURDER, APPARENTLY - A FILM STAR IS PAYED IN FRUIT BASKETS: NOW WE'RE TALKING!

Do you like films? MY GOD ITS FULL OF THEM. This week, Liam goes right for the biggest fish in the lake with a long awaited review of what is quite possibly the biggest movie of the year: Dune, finally reviewed inside. Also Copshop, because despite Andys protestations he hasn't seen any Frank Grillo yet and he bloody well should. Speaking of Andy, he takes a break from his regular TV of the week segment for a big movie release instead, and yes, it is indeed The Suicide Squad. FIND OUT WHAT WE THINK ITS FULL OF OPINIONS ALL THIS. FEATURING - THROWING SHADE AT JOHN WICK - DUNEY DUNEY DUNE DUNE: THE CINEMENTALIST VERDICT - FRANK GRILLO GETS HIMSELF IN TROUBLE AGAIN - ANDY CALLS RICK FLAG RIK FLAIR ONCE AND DOESN'T NOTICE DAMMIT - DUNE TRIVIA: SAND BASED FACTS

Very much like Sesame Street, we have decided on a word of the week, and this week kids, its THPOOKY! Liam kicks us off with a review of Coming Home in the Dark, before going all creepy with a take on Night House. Andy decides its time to visit a show people have been recommending him for years with a review of Dark, because occasionally he caves to peer pressure (see what I did there) and also its supposed to be good. FIND OUT INSIDE ALSO GERMAN TRIVIA BECAUSE WE CAN. FEATURING - A VERY QUICK FILM NEWS BECAUSE THIS IS GONNA TAKE A WHILE - A COUPLE TRAVEL THROUGH THE COUNTRYSIDE I HOPE EVERYTHING TURNS OUT OK - SPOOKY GOINGS ON AND THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE FRIGHT - ANDY ASSAULTS THE MOST DIFFICULT PLOT SET-UP OF HIS LIFE - WE TALK ABOUT BEER AND SAUSAGES: SORRY GERMANY

WINTER IS COMING. This week, after a chat about subtitles and a debate about the usefulness of a French news website, Liam prepares himself for a dive back into the shady world of The Sopranos in a look at The Many Saints of Newark, before preparing himself for absolute madness with a look at Introspectum Motel. No I hadn't heard of it either. Andy meanwhile has been putting on his deerstalker hat and polishing his crime-solving spectacles in a review of The Chestnut Man. Don't you feel all warm and fuzzy? No? Fine. Be like that then. Wait come back we need you. FEATURING - IDRIS ELBA AND JAY-Z MAKE A WESTERN - A BELOVED CLASSIC RECEIVES A PREQUEL - YOU KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING - WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SAYS LIAM - BECAUSE I LIKE IT - THERE HAS BEEN A MURDER: AND SOME CHESTNUTS - MOB TRIVIA - THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE PROBABLY

Why look, its two grumpy Englishmen! Shall we hear what they have to say children? Are you sitting comfortably? This week, after a weirdly Christmassy intro that makes no sense whatsoever, Liam tackles two Netlfix finds in the form of Surge and Intrusion. Andy finally gets the chance to review something hes been waiting patiently for, as yes, Reservation Dogs has finally concluded! Verdict inside. Native American trivia? Are we mad? Yes. Yes we are. FEATURING - LIAM MAKES A FESTIVE ADMISSION - A MAN LOSES HIS SHIT, IN A FILM THIS TIME - HOME INVASION IN CINEMA: WE APPROVE, SORT OF - A NATIVE AMERICAN MASTERPIECE: MAN FALLS OFF HORSE - WE LEARN THE ORIGINS OF SOME WORDS OH BOY

Why look, its two grumpy Englishmen! Shall we hear what they have to say children? Are you sitting comfortably? This week, after a weirdly Christmassy intro that makes no sense whatsoever, Liam tackles two Netlfix finds in the form of Surge and Intrusion. Andy finally gets the chance to review something hes been waiting patiently for, as yes, Reservation Dogs has finally concluded! Verdict inside. Native American trivia? Are we mad? Yes. Yes we are. FEATURING - LIAM MAKES A FESTIVE ADMISSION - A MAN LOSES HIS SHIT, IN A FILM THIS TIME - HOME INVASION IN CINEMA: WE APPROVE, SORT OF - A NATIVE AMERICAN MASTERPIECE: MAN FALLS OFF HORSE - WE LEARN THE ORIGINS OF SOME WORDS OH BOY

Hello you! This week, after Andy explains that his spine has ceased to function and he is therefore a mere shell of a man, we crash into a catastrophic bout of film news. Slow week? You betcha! However, we aim to redeem ourselves with some excellent reviews. Liam gets stuck in to the Card Counter, before going all smashy bangy with a look at Bartkowiak. Andy steels himself, downs some painkillers and gets going on a truly epic explanation of the latest Netflix darling, Squid Game. Are you sitting comfortably? YOU'D BETTER BE. FEATURING - ALL THE NEWS THAT ISNT HAPPENING - A BIG GAMBLE PAYS OFF - POLISH ACTION THRILLER? THE VERDICT MAY SURPRISE YOU - SQUID GAME: ANDY BEGINS A COLOSSAL EXPLANATION - KOREAN TRIVIA: DO NOT GET ACCUSED OF A CRIME IN KOREA

Hello you! This week, after Andy explains that his spine has ceased to function and he is therefore a mere shell of a man, we crash into a catastrophic bout of film news. Slow week? You betcha! However, we aim to redeem ourselves with some excellent reviews. Liam gets stuck in to the Card Counter, before going all smashy bangy with a look at Bartkowiak. Andy steels himself, downs some painkillers and gets going on a truly epic explanation of the latest Netflix darling, Squid Game. Are you sitting comfortably? YOU'D BETTER BE. FEATURING - ALL THE NEWS THAT ISNT HAPPENING - A BIG GAMBLE PAYS OFF - POLISH ACTION THRILLER? THE VERDICT MAY SURPRISE YOU - SQUID GAME: ANDY BEGINS A COLOSSAL EXPLANATION - KOREAN TRIVIA: DO NOT GET ACCUSED OF A CRIME IN KOREA

DO YOU WANT A PODCAST? WELL GUESS WHAT. This week, after we have a big old discussion about the latest Film and TV news, Liam gets us going with a review of James Wans latest, Malignant, before visiting our old buddy Nic Cage for a look at Prisoners of the Ghostland. Andy meanwhile decides its high time he visited the Netflix top ten list once again for a review of the latest phenomenon, Clickbait. Trivia you ask? Well its bloody Nic Cage isnt it. The man is a font of madness. FEATURING - ANDY LAUNCHES AN ASSAULT ON CHRIS PRATT - LIAM HOPES FOR HORROR AND INSTEAD FINDS THE SILLY - NIC CAGE PRETENDS HE'S A SAMURAI - A HUGE RANT DISGUISED AS A REVIEW: GUESS WHICH ONE - A MAN DOES DRUGS WITH HIS CAT: THE RELENTLESS MYSTIQUE OF MR CAGE

DO YOU WANT A PODCAST? WELL GUESS WHAT. This week, after we have a big old discussion about the latest Film and TV news, Liam gets us going with a review of James Wans latest, Malignant, before visiting our old buddy Nic Cage for a look at Prisoners of the Ghostland. Andy meanwhile decides its high time he visited the Netflix top ten list once again for a review of the latest phenomenon, Clickbait. Trivia you ask? Well its bloody Nic Cage isnt it. The man is a font of madness. FEATURING - ANDY LAUNCHES AN ASSAULT ON CHRIS PRATT - LIAM HOPES FOR HORROR AND INSTEAD FINDS THE SILLY - NIC CAGE PRETENDS HE'S A SAMURAI - A HUGE RANT DISGUISED AS A REVIEW: GUESS WHICH ONE - A MAN DOES DRUGS WITH HIS CAT: THE RELENTLESS MYSTIQUE OF MR CAGE

DING DONG. Its CINEMENTALIST here, standing on your digital doorstep and clawing at your virtual front door to be let in. This week, after some Matrix trailer chat, Liam treads nervously into the abyss that is a remake of one of his all time favourites, Candyman, before doing a Netflix deep dive and coming up trumps with Red Dot. Andy meanwhile is off for some fun in the sun with a review of HBOs latest hit series, White Lotus. What could possibly go wrong? FEATURING - KEANU REEVES COULD DO WITH A HAIRCUT, SAYS LONG HAIRED PODCAST HOST - THE CANDYMAN STRIKES TWICE: WHERE ARE MY SWEETS - CAMPING IN SWEDEN: A TERRIFYING ORDEAL APPARENTLY - ANDY TIES HIMSELF IN PLOT TWISTS BUT COMES OUT SWINGING - HAWAII - SPAM LOVERS REUNITED

DING DONG. Its CINEMENTALIST here, standing on your digital doorstep and clawing at your virtual front door to be let in. This week, after some Matrix trailer chat, Liam treads nervously into the abyss that is a remake of one of his all time favourites, Candyman, before doing a Netflix deep dive and coming up trumps with Red Dot. Andy meanwhile is off for some fun in the sun with a review of HBOs latest hit series, White Lotus. What could possibly go wrong? FEATURING - KEANU REEVES COULD DO WITH A HAIRCUT, SAYS LONG HAIRED PODCAST HOST - THE CANDYMAN STRIKES TWICE: WHERE ARE MY SWEETS - CAMPING IN SWEDEN: A TERRIFYING ORDEAL APPARENTLY - ANDY TIES HIMSELF IN PLOT TWISTS BUT COMES OUT SWINGING - HAWAII - SPAM LOVERS REUNITED

BONJOURNO. This week, after we decide its time to stop talking about Mission Impossible for a variety of reasons, Liam gets going on a review of Ted Bundys latest.....I mean the latest film about Ted Bundy, No Man of God. Then, Hugh Jackman goes INSIDE HIS OWN ARSE I mean mind in Reminiscence. Meanwhile, Andy would normally do some TV of the week but instead has found a film he must talk about: The Tomorrow War. Indulge him, wont you? FEATURING - ROYALS GET JOBS: NATION SHOCKED - ELIJAH WOOD DOES SOME ELIJAH WOOD - HUGH JACKMAN THINKS HES DECKARD: HE ISNT - A FILM THAT HAS LEFT ME STUNNED: THE FUNNIEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR - MEMOOORRIIIIIEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

BONJOURNO. This week, after we decide its time to stop talking about Mission Impossible for a variety of reasons, Liam gets going on a review of Ted Bundys latest.....I mean the latest film about Ted Bundy, No Man of God. Then, Hugh Jackman goes INSIDE HIS OWN ARSE I mean mind in Reminiscence. Meanwhile, Andy would normally do some TV of the week but instead has found a film he must talk about: The Tomorrow War. Indulge him, wont you? FEATURING - ROYALS GET JOBS: NATION SHOCKED - ELIJAH WOOD DOES SOME ELIJAH WOOD - HUGH JACKMAN THINKS HES DECKARD: HE ISNT - A FILM THAT HAS LEFT ME STUNNED: THE FUNNIEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR - MEMOOORRIIIIIEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

LOOK ITS US AGAIN HOORAY. This week, after yet another Tom Cruise update, Liam decides we are having an Irish week with a review of The Boys from County Hell, before confronting a green knight in the film, err, The Green Knight. Andy meanwhile has been freezing off his proverbials in deepest darkest Canada with a review of Bad Blood. So that should be fun! Canadian trivia for dessert, you lucky media gluttons you. KEEP YOUR FORK. FEATURING - TOM CRUISE BLOWS UP MORE OF THE UK: NOBODY CARES - SOME IRISH LADS HAVE SOME IRISH FUN - LIAM LANDS ON SOME PRONUNCIATION AND STICKS WITH IT - BAD BLOOD: ANDY HAS SOME OPINIONS - CANADA HAS LESS GRAVITY. YES YOU READ THAT RIGHT.

LOOK ITS US AGAIN HOORAY. This week, after yet another Tom Cruise update, Liam decides we are having an Irish week with a review of The Boys from County Hell, before confronting a green knight in the film, err, The Green Knight. Andy meanwhile has been freezing off his proverbials in deepest darkest Canada with a review of Bad Blood. So that should be fun! Canadian trivia for dessert, you lucky media gluttons you. KEEP YOUR FORK. FEATURING - TOM CRUISE BLOWS UP MORE OF THE UK: NOBODY CARES - SOME IRISH LADS HAVE SOME IRISH FUN - LIAM LANDS ON SOME PRONUNCIATION AND STICKS WITH IT - BAD BLOOD: ANDY HAS SOME OPINIONS - CANADA HAS LESS GRAVITY. YES YOU READ THAT RIGHT.

Oh look its us again! This week, after a bunch of Film and TV news because we have a format goddammit and we're sticking to it, Liam kicks us off with a review of Don't Breathe 2 followed by a look at the latest Netflix hit, Beckett. Andy meanwhile has fallen in love with a big burly man and he's proud of it, so check out his review of Hit and Run for all the juicy details. Yes. FEATURING - A DISCUSSION OF FILM STARS SALARIES - JEALOUSY EDITION - A NASTY MAN IS REVEALED TO BE QUITE ALRIGHT REALLY - A SURPRISING REVELATION - A NEW PIECE OF MEDIA THAT ISNT TRYING TO BE JOHN WICK THANK GOD - SPECIAL FORCES TRIVIA OR ANDY SCRUBS HIS INTERNET HISTORY

Oh look its us again! This week, after a bunch of Film and TV news becasue we have a format goddammit and we're sticking to it, Liam kicks us off with a review of Don't Breathe 2 followed by a look at the latest Netflix hit, Beckett. Andy meanwhile has fallen in love with a big burly man and he's proud of it, so check out his review of Hit and Run for all the juicy details. Yes. FEATURING - A DISCUSSION OF FILM STARS SALARIES - JEALOUSY EDITION - A NASTY MAN IS REVEALED TO BE QUITE ALRIGHT REALLY - A SURPRISING REVELATION - A NEW PIECE OF MEDIA THAT ISNT TRYING TO BE JOHN WICK THANK GOD - SPECIAL FORCES TRIVIA OR ANDY SCRUBS HIS INTERNET HISTORY

And we're back in the room! This week, after our usual dose of film news, we decide to screw with the format entirely as Liam kicks us off with a TV of the week, La Mante, before donning his saucepan helmet and defending himself from The Forever Purge. Andy meanwhile hasn't had time to watch much telly, so removes himself from his usual position and reviews Jungle Cruise instead. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WE'RE SCARED. Normal service will resume shortly. Promise. FEATURING - KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON CASTS EVERY AMERICAN ACTOR EVER - AN UNUSUAL MOTHER SON RELATIONSHIP - CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG? THE PURGE THINKS SO BLESS - THE ROCK GOES UP THE RIVER - JACK WHITEHALL FALLS ON HIS ARSE - MAGIC KINGDOM TRIVIA - POOH FOR PRESIDENT EDITION

And we're back in the room! This week, after our usual dose of film news, we decide to screw with the format entirely as Liam kicks us off with a TV of the week, La Mante, before donning his saucepan helmet and defending himself from The Forever Purge. Andy meanwhile hasn't had time to watch much telly, so removes himself from his usual position and reviews Jungle Cruise instead. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WE'RE SCARED. Normal service will resume shortly. Promise. FEATURING - KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON CASTS EVERY AMERICAN ACTOR EVER - AN UNUSUAL MOTHER SON RELATIONSHIP - CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG? THE PURGE THINKS SO BLESS - THE ROCK GOES UP THE RIVER - JACK WHITEHALL FALLS ON HIS ARSE - MAGIC KINGDOM TRIVIA - POOH FOR PRESIDENT EDITION

A day late, but never a dollar short! Yes, after a laptop explosion, a new episode of your favourite Film and TV review podcast, right? Please say yes. This week, Liam kicks us off with reviews of Old and, my God, the latest Fast and Furious entry, F9 (no one was more suprised than me). TV of the week? I'm so glad you asked! Andy puts on his lab coat and goes deep into the minds of serial killers with a look at, err, Mindhunter. Stunts and stunt perfomer trivia to finish! WE'RE BACK BABY. FEATURING - BRENDAN FRASER 2: THE REVENGE - AN M.NIGHT SHYAMALAN FILM, WITH ALL THAT ENTAILS - WE ATTEMPT TO GUESS THE PLOT OF F9 AND SUCCEED - WE HAVE GAZED INTO THE ABYSS: IT WAS FUN! - TRIVIA: WORLDS TOUGHEST WOMAN EDITION

A day late, but never a dollar short! Yes, after a laptop explosion, a new episode of your favourite Film and TV review podcast, right? Please say yes. This week, Liam kicks us off with reviews of Old and, my God, the latest Fast and Furious entry, F9 (no one was more suprised than me). TV of the week? I'm so glad you asked! Andy puts on his lab coat and goes deep into the minds of serial killers with a look at, err, Mindhunter. Stunts and stunt perfomer trivia to finish! WE'RE BACK BABY. FEATURING - BRENDAN FRASER 2: THE REVENGE - AN M.NIGHT SHYAMALAN FILM, WITH ALL THAT ENTAILS - WE ATTEMPT TO GUESS THE PLOT OF F9 AND SUCCEED - WE HAVE GAZED INTO THE ABYSS: IT WAS FUN! - TRIVIA: WORLDS TOUGHEST WOMAN EDITION

My God, its full of stars! This week we find ourselves in a super positive mood as we review and dissect a plethora of excellent new content! Liam kicks us off with a review of the latest Nic Cage piece, Pig, before taking a look at Mads Mikkelsens Riders of Justice. Andy meanwhile has been off on his holidays to some lovely French woods for a review of Black Spot, before getting all filthy minded with a peep at Veep. See what I did there? Better than Buzzfeed, innit? FEATURING - A NEW PREDATOR? ANYONE ELSE NERVOUS? - A MAN AND HIS PIG: A LOVE STORY FOR A MODERN AGE - TRAINS: NEVER TRUSTED 'EM - THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE TREES AND ITS FRENCH - SCATHING WIT AND FAR FROM SHIT: THE DELIGHTS OF VEEP

My God, its full of stars! This week we find ourselves in a super positive mood as we review and dissect a plethora of excellent new content! Liam kicks us off with a review of the latest Nic Cage piece, Pig, before taking a look at Mads Mikkelsens Riders of Justice. Andy meanwhile has been off on his holidays to some lovely French woods for a review of Black Spot, before getting all filthy minded with a peep at Veep. See what I did there? Better than Buzzfeed, innit? FEATURING - A NEW PREDATOR? ANYONE ELSE NERVOUS? - A MAN AND HIS PIG: A LOVE STORY FOR A MODERN AGE - TRAINS: NEVER TRUSTED 'EM - THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE TREES AND ITS FRENCH - SCATHING WIT AND FAR FROM SHIT: THE DELIGHTS OF VEEP

Hello and welcome to the heatwave podcast! Listen with delight as two sweaty men tell you what they think of media in a hot room while trying desperately not to pass out. Fun! This week, Liam puts on his pilgrim garb and takes a look at the final installment of the Fear Street series, before going for a Sean Bean miniseries hot take on Time. Andy meanwhile reviews the latest Marvel tie in, Loki, before donning his balaclava for a look at Heist. Heisty trivia to finish hooray! FEATURING - DODGY ACCENTS - CERTAINLY SOMETHING YOU'D NEVER FIND US DOING - SEAN BEAN HAS A BAD TIME ON THE INSIDE - ANDY STEELS HIMSELF FOR THE MCU BACKLASH - COPS AND ROBBERS AND GUNS AND STUFF - THE WORST OUTRO WE'VE EVER DONE HELP WE'RE MELTING

Hello and welcome to the heatwave podcast! Listen with delight as two sweaty men tell you what they think of media in a hot room while trying desperately not to pass out. Fun! This week, Liam puts on his pilgrim garb and takes a look at the final installment of the Fear Street series, before going for a Sean Bean miniseries hot take on Time. Andy meanwhile reviews the latest Marvel tie in, Loki, before donning his balaclava for a look at Heist. Heisty trivia to finish hooray! FEATURING - DODGY ACCENTS - CERTAINLY SOMETHING YOU'D NEVER FIND US DOING - SEAN BEAN HAS A BAD TIME ON THE INSIDE - ANDY STEELS HIMSELF FOR THE MCU BACKLASH - COPS AND ROBBERS AND GUNS AND STUFF - THE WORST OUTRO WE'VE EVER DONE HELP WE'RE MELTING

Hola! This week, after some film news about a lady who very much likes her car, Liam continues his run of spooky Netflix releases with a look at Fear Street Part 2: 1978, before strapping on his best holster for a review of Gunpowder Milkshake. Andy meanwhile takes a deep breath and attempts to explain the twisted, the convoluted, the utterly brilliant The Innocent for his slice of TV of the Week. Spanish film trivia to finish, which leads to some interesting runs of pronunciation. Please tell us how badly we did. FEATURING - HONK MY HORN AND TURN ME ON - SPOOKY GOINGS ON - A DEFINITE IMPROVEMENT - EVERY FILM IS JOHN WICK NOW ISNT THAT NICE - A MAN ATTEMPTS TO HAVE AN ORDINARY LIFE: LIFE SAYS NO - A HERCULEAN ATTEMPT TO SPEAK SPANISH FLUENTLY BY A NON-SPANISH SPEAKER

Hola! This week, after some film news about a lady who very much likes her car, Liam continues his run of spooky Netflix releases with a look at Fear Street Part 2: 1978, before strapping on his best holster for a review of Gunpowder Milkshake. Andy meanwhile takes a deep breath and attempts to explain the twisted, the convoluted, the utterly brilliant The Innocent for his slice of TV of the Week. Spanish film trivia to finish, which leads to some interesting runs of pronunciation. Please tell us how badly we did. FEATURING - HONK MY HORN AND TURN ME ON - SPOOKY GOINGS ON - A DEFINITE IMPROVEMENT - EVERY FILM IS JOHN WICK NOW ISNT THAT NICE - A MAN ATTEMPTS TO HAVE AN ORDINARY LIFE: LIFE SAYS NO - A HERCULEAN ATTEMPT TO SPEAK SPANISH FLUENTLY BY A NON-SPANISH SPEAKER

Spooky goings-on, Kelsey Grammer, Kate Winslet and a good old murder docuseries. What more could you possibly want from your friendly neighborhood CINEMENTALISTS? This week, Liam checks out Fear Street Part One:1994, and gets all deep and meaningful with a look at The God Committee. Andy meanwhile travels to Pennysylvania for a date with Kate Winslet in a review of Mare of Easttown, before heading off to lovely old Ireland for a run down on Sophie: A Murder in West Cork. R.L. Stine trivia to finish, oh he's kooky and he's spooky and he......writes a good story? I know, I know. Rubbish. FEATURING - AN OPENING DISCUSSION ON THE EUROS GOD HELP US THIS IS NOT OUR FORTE - CANNES FILM FESTIVAL ATTENDEES SPIT IN TUBES: A CINEMENTALIST EXCLUSIVE - CREEPY, SPOOKY, AND SURPRISINGLY AVERAGE - KELSEY GRAMMER HAS THE WEIGHT OF A FILM ON HIS SHOULDERS - KATE WINSLET TRANSFORMS - WE ARE IMPRESSED - ANDY SAYS SLINE INSTEAD OF STINE IN THE TRIVIA HOLY HELL I HATE EDITING