Local Fatsos

And we played the best thing that came to our heads and it just so happnd to first. Everything sucks and my dick is a rope. Steve admits his penis is clear. There is no recourse. Jabomba Scmhongeeze. It's easier just to be the clown that you are. Then to avoid the stooge that you am. Chris Klemmer is irrelevant. The Wilbur. Long distance running. Age of Empires. Open casket. Everyone relax. Dr. Eric Feigl-Ding. The best defensive performance in the history of the SuperBOwl. I would only do this if I absolutely loved it. We aren't compressing shit. Steve is like 900% turned down. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

A's talk. Ass talk. Endless baseball talk. Fingers on the pulse as always. Jake's Baby-Q. Kegs. Drinking a lot and doing drugs. Dumb stale bits. New marketing strategy. The audio is probably fucked. Fuck you. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

Church of Mushrooms. Steve neglects his cat and then applies for a foster child. Inappropriate request for ten dollars. Zoom call ends abruptly at 40 minutes. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

This podcast sucks. Deftones. Stories from when we were young cunts. Dynasty league. Montante's World. Carano. Montante's World https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/montantes-world/id1574760927 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

Mastapiece. The Oakland Tax. A lazy high-level sports conversation. Flying through Newark. Go buy Gran Turismo 7 and come play with us. Xbox guy? Kill yourself. Don't like motorsport? Kill yourself. Depressed? Kill yourself. Some other stuff. Covid stuff. This is where you go first for covid news. Check out Montante's World. It's a podcast I've never listened to. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/montantes-world/id1572245163 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

The boys fight a hopeless battle against loser disease. What do you think they talked about? Beer? Football? Poop? Its the same thing every time. They refer to absolute nobodies that you've never heard of. They talk about Gran Turismo 7 for way too long and even go back to it again later. Some terrible concert talk as well. Abysmal. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

Child nudes. The guy in the sauna. Gran Tourismo 7. Russia Talk. The Batman. Chris Klemmer. Hearsay. Online dating. Jamming with Taters. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

At a Theater Near Me ad results. KAIROS. Quantum Week. The Gerry Callahan Show. NFL players' money. Videogames from 1996 to 2019. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

Horsepower. Yogurt raisins. Potted plants home defense. At a Theater Near Me vs Quantum Week. Patriots. The Football Team. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

Poop talk throughout: Steve got covid. Propaganda, porn, the talk, and some other fluid insanity. TwoTours lied to Steve. Monday Night Raw. Puka shell necklaces. Groan Tube. Todd in the Shadows. Big balls. Patriots. K0rn. Taters wins Caveman League. System of a Down. TwoTours.com promo code fatsos. we don't know what kind of deal you'll get At a Theater Near Me Todd in the Shadows DarkViperAU her ass is vaporized it's just oiled up guys in bikinis bodyslamming each other --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

Big Booty Christmas, Big, Big Booty Christmas. Big Boot Christmas. Jinglin my Bells. Year in review. Give us a review. Food. All time episodes. Being Fat. The Patriots. Some other stuff. Merry Christmas you chuds. Big Booty Christmas twotours.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

They try recording it a different way. Steve's audio is weird until at some point Dan figures it out mid session. Secret Santa. Best pay to stress ratio. Being incredibly fat. Tons of Misunderstanding. Patriots/Bills recap. Colts talk. Negotiations with Don. twotours.com?site=wut Personalized Two Tours video. Growth Mindset. Radiating negativity. Teasing something endlessly and then not doing it. Buzzed on nicotine. twotours.com promo code fatsos --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

The Fattacular Spectacular is at it again!!!! Get ready for more high-mass machismo!!!!! Smashing Quantum Week. Talkin bout books. Talkin bout Patriots!!!!!! Let's GOOOOOO!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

16-year-old boys. Technology Strikes Again. Avant-garde. Lying circle (which includes football). USAA Pussy Dad. Twitter Fear (which somehow leads to football). Music episode. There is not a whole lot of structure then. Review. China Olympic Hockey. Ride 4. Flat Earth Dave. I woulda been yo daddy but that dawg beat me over the fence https://podcasts.apple.com/localfatsos/id1513831223 twotours.com promo code whatever you want fuck it Ride 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3DEM6XDDTk --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

Report from the Quantum Weektwotours.com Live Show. dongbag.com The Patriots game. Let's play more videogames. Bumpin dickheadz. Gumpa's cabin. The girl who pissed on everyone. twotours.com promo code fatso --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

Dan is stressed. Sacajawea over the middle. Victoria Snooks Triece. Footfinder. Body Hair Oreo. Adam Sandler. Jake's Wedding. Amanda's Question. An endless Two Tours read. A bunch of other mindless dribble. Dan is a music snob. Quantum Week and Billboard Charts Guy. twotours.com promo code: fatso Music: Meat Loaf - California Isn't Big Enough (Hey There Girl) Da Vinci's Notebook - Enormous Penis Rectal Smegma - Cunt Drunkula Pharrell Williams - Happy Ahleuchatistas - The Machines Became Cognizant Tool - Invincible --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

The Red Sox. Steve's vision for a Danless show. Honestly then for a while they just ramble with no direction or hope for meaning. If you love us please don't listen. This show is for hate listening only. The Parkway Lounge. Proof of Vaccination. Squid Game. The Blue Sox. Shank. Dogs. Cats. Alternative words for home run. twotours.com promo code fatsos --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

The boys celebrate their 50th episode, and the 20th anniversary of 9/11. Pat bitched out of the Breaking Benjamin show. The area of the country that Dan is now. Drinking all the time. Podcast reviews. We lost the War. Caveman League. Some other random shit. No step on snek twotours.com promo code fatso --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

Jake's bachelor party recap. Everyone's back hurts. The New Jersey Diner. Getting really high. Saco. Being young. Dirtbikes. Allston. People experiencing homelessness. twotours.com promo code fatso --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

Sacco recap. Kirk is always miserable. Falling off a jet ski. Drinking that last drink. Patriot or Vice President? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

Recap of Don's wedding. Shitting and smoking and drinking and shit. Idk I'm at the lake just fucking listen to it. It's a fucking podcast not a novel. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

The boys are in the same room for this one. Electric sex. Wrigley Field. Condoms and dice. Taters. Don. The Concord Club Scene. The Hull Club Scene. TwoTours.com promo code fatso --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

Yo yo yo. The studio. Porto-potties. Narbs. Farting. Technomological issuements. Quantum Week describes the boys. The Two Tours Podcast Festival. The Flat Earth Dave Epic Showdown. Steve's Three Favorite Kinds of Music. Steve's call. Dan's roadtrip. More technical difficluties. Doing mushrooms. Being fat and not fitting into pants. Songs from today: Rectal Smegma - Cunt Drunkula Jackyl - The Lumberjack twotours.com promo code fatso --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

Dave Cullinane invited the guys to the Kirk Minihane Saco lineup podcast tryout gauntlet. This is the last episode of Local Fatsos, as the boys have decided on a new name. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

Technical difficulties. GarbageMunchkin. Great activities to do while high on Two Tours gummies. Passing out on the floor. Paintball in Austin. Exploitation. Man-Man-Lady Threesome. Travelling to a far wedding. Saco. Food Pussy. Steve's Dickbag Friends. Jeff Frye. Hitting big leaguers. Being a certain amount old. Joey Fatone. TwoTours.com promo code fatso --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

Technical difficulties. Flat Earth Dave. Only Fans. Boys in school. Vacation. YMCA. T-Shirts. Quitting coffee. Drops. Pat sucks at chess. Don's wedding. Tom Shattuck. Quantum week. Kate's song. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

In the aftermath of the supreme reaming from Flat Earth Dave, the boys talk about the Bruins (rip), Steve's Dog, Flat Earth Dave. Car talk. Jeff Frye. Jake's bachelor party. Porn. T-Shirts. The Flat Earth Dave interview TwoTours.com fatso --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

Mayhem. Steve garners a definitive win. Moving to Stardate format. The Testicle Congruency Test. The Homeless Lady. Home defense. The Vaccine. 5d Chess with Time Travel. Flat Earth Dave. Taters. The KMS producer situation. Some other errant gibberish. Master bedrooms. TwoTours.com promo code: fatso --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

We are high on Two Tours Delta 8 gummies I don't really remember what we talked about. We definitely recap the ongoing Jeff Frye incident and ongoing situation. That leads to a lot of 90s Red Sox nostalgia. The Bruins. Chess. Getting the Vaccine. Tibby. TwoTours.com coupon code: fatso 10% off and free shipping --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

Dave Cullinane joins the show. The Gerry Callahan Podcast. Shattuck is fat. Cullinane is fat at heart. We fill Cully in on our beef with Jeff Frye. The 90s Red Sox. 90s hockey videogames. Twitch. Paul Kariya. Red13 Studios. Mother murder rights. A call to action against Jeff Frye. A perfect ending. Check out Dave Cullinane on The Gerry Callahan Podcast TwoTours.com coupon code: fatso --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

Tom Shattuck joins the show and spins his fat yarn of woe. Shamefully eating in the McDonald's parking lot. Drinking beer. Drinking far too much beer. Drinking beer while watching the Patriots. The deranged minds of men. The state of political discourse in the US and the lockdown. Jordan B Peterson. The Burn Barrel podcast. The Fattercast deteriorates and is reborn. Tom's new bar. Check out Tom Shattuck's Burn Barrel And go to twotours.com and get some weed man. Coupon code fatso --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

The state of the state of the pod. Here are the things I said I would link: Ryan Long: When Wokes and Racists Actually Agree on Everything Mike Townsend (is a Disappointment) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

They all rip on each other and talk about the book again. Rule 7: Work as Hard as You Possibly Can on at Least One Thing and See What Happens Rule 8: Try to Make One Room in Your Home as Beautiful as Possible Book in discussion: Beyond Order: 12 More Rules for Life, by Jordan B Peterson. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

The tech is bad. Pat is fat. Easter. Insurance policies. Bathing in the tub. Constantly farting. This is Slandercast. The tech is bad. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

The tomfoolery continues with the hardest hitting episodes of JBP yet. Analysis of the entire world's major problem and an indisputable prescription to conclude. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

Rule III: Do Not Hide Unwanted Things in the Fog. Rule IIII: Notice that Opportunity Lurks Where Responsibility Has Been Abdicated Unremitting gravitas and whimsy abound! What an episode! And a seminal climax! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

Rule 2 (14) from JBP. Pat is drunk at a taco bell and doesn't call in. A lot of Harry Potter talk. A new way to golf. Three new podcast ideas are revealed. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

Pat in Rockland and Al in Walpole join for our new book club. This week we start Beyond Order: 12 More Rules for Life, by Jordan B Peterson. The boys discuss the preamble and the first rule: Do Not Carelessly Denigrate Social Institutions or Creative Achievement --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

The boys catch up. The grocery store. Loose Change. Sashimi. The Big Announcement --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

Hockey talk and football talk mixed in. Superbowl preview. And the boys reveal their top five greatest fatsos of all time. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

They talk about shit and then try to do something creative by troubleshooting a new recording platform live to tape. The content actually wasn't as bad as we thought it was. But needless to say the audio quality is still shit. Dan is running for president. They talk fat people. Football. America. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

They are both sober. Shitting. New names for the podcast. Football. Getting drunk and playing videogames. More football. Reincarnation. Ricketts. Wedding drama. College stories. Elementary school stories. Parody song. Workaholics. Steve passes his real estate test. More shitting. Vicky Aisha is volumptuous. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

Steve is sober. Dan is high and hasn't slept. The Washington Basketball Team. We are experimented with some techmological differences. Steve's computer. Golfing in California (in January) no worries. The Goose. Meats. We're buying racing wheels for GT Sport. Thoughts on Shank. Steve's computer. Quantum Week is funny like a clown is funny. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

Shank Fight Club joins the show. Who is this guy and why are we talking to him? Discussion of many podcast ideas and several crucial investing techniques. The Patriots still suck. Shank's beer preferences and what he's up to now. Catch Shank on KMS Brews https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_5eVsEOLp0 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

They boys are hungover from a wild night of Rocket League. Everyone was talking about you because you weren't there. The Patriots suck. Solutions to homelessness. What guests are we gonna have? Uh there was some food talk I think. Get on the Caveman League Discord and shut the fuck up. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

Holding onto grudges. Bitches, Fuckboys. Shitting your pants means you're healthy. Galina moved to Aleppo. Being a bitch. Neopsychology. Open the fucking bar, nobody gives a fuck anymore. Just open the fucking bars you assholes. CUNT. FUCKING CUNTS. OPEN THE FUCKING BARS. Santa Claus. How to be successful. Aliens are real. Astronomy. The Ocean. Join Caveman League Rocket League Football Club. Shank Junt is a bitch. A weak week for Quantum Week. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

In the season finale, Kate joins the show. We talk in circles and are various levels of hammered. UMass Halloween. Hot cheese up front, beaten to death with a crowbar out back. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

Taters gets eviscerated --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

Banter abounds. A game of table shuffleboard rages throughout. Steve, wearing socks but not shoes, is standing in a puddle of beer the whole time. Discussion of insidious events prior though you will never really know. Several high-end covers from the boys. Videogame reviews: ibb & obb and Hades' Star. And in the end we're all only in it for the craic. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

What are we doing here? Steve is drunk and Dan gets high. Sunny is on the IR. Amature porn. What are we doing? What should we call the podcast? What should we be? This may be the last episode as Dicksweet McGee. It's time to consider for what we are aiming. "But we can aim too high, or too low, or too chaotically. So we fail, and live in disappointment even when we appear to others to be living well. How can we benefit from our imaginativeness - our ability to improve the future - without continually degenerating our current insufficiently successful and worthless lives?" -Jordan B Peterson --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message

Quantum Week Chris joins the show. The demise of the New Hampshirecast. The insidious behind the scenes of Quantum Week. The Jets suck. Steve's marriage struggles. Coco talk and how we are insane. The heat of the lambly and DEC. The beef with Jeff Frye. Quantum/Dicksweet inter-tag -team wrestling match announced. Check out Chris's blog! Greatest Movie Bracket.com https://www.greatestmoviebracket.com/ Quantum Week https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/quantum-week/id1494731140 New Hampshirecast https://newhampshirecast.libsyn.com/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/localfatsos/message