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Episode watched: #13, "Beware The Time Machine!" In this episode, there's just a straight up time travelling man who wants to delete Lupin from time. It rules. This week we talk about cookie economy crash, mattress free, living wikipedia article, this motherfucker LOOKS, George Lucas, he was already here, sins of the grandson, nerds, currently travelling through time, cope, leave home think of penis, another horse kill tally, no God here, how'd he do that, amazingly realistic play, guys you could sell that, and who on EARTH can deal with shit?

Episode watched: #12, "Who Had The Last Laugh" In this episode, a lot of nothing happens until the very end, when Lupin and Jigen level a mountain village with explosives. This week we talked about horny album art, Extra Life, dogsitting, pussysicle, last laughing, identical skiiing twins, playing hardball, only one bed, I'm evil, now you fucked up, so long sucker, and it's called symbolism.

Episoe watched: #23, "The Great Gold Showdown!" In this episode, Lupin and Zenigata engage in a sort of nesting doll set of cat and mouse games. This week we talk about the worst audio imaginable, stranger who's a bus, my only weakness, civilian gang, no time to explain, she drove me here, where's Goemon?, Zenigata gives us the tea, "hey Moe" energy, tumblr sexyman Lupin, airplane crimes, morality of the sex car, car arms, power of the polycule, could a depressed person podcast, swimming to China, the new lore, and time traveller chronology.

Episode watched: #14 "The Emerald's Secret" In this episode, we get a very Lupin, Fujiko, and Zenigata-heavy heist on a yacht! This week we talk about cookie clicking again, hog hagglin', life partner, ring pop jewel, new pen who this, Lupin's technicolor dreamcake, Raymond gets pegged, Count Nipple, Zeni Dancing, musical cigar, WHAT a guest list, just fucking with them, kinda fucked up tbh, gaslight gatekeep girlboss, cat weirdness.

Episode watched: #04, "One Chance To Breakout" In this episode, Lupin has a grand plan to... spend a whole-ass year in jail. This week we talk about suffering for their art, blue mommy from deltarune, these men are dead, podcaster Jigen, more of a pussy-out kind of look, moped snuggie, good cursed Zenigatas, who will cry for Lupin, edging for a year, gross long nail, caveman spongebob face, exploding meowths, every jail can contain them, and caked-up preist.

Episode watched: #03, "Farewell My Beloved Witch" In this episode, there's some flowers that can be used to make nukes, or arm nukes, or something? In any case don't fucking eat them. This week we talk about spooky hair, home organization, North v South beef, hate a sloppy three way, rapid fire bullshit, discount Jigen, the scent of Linda, escalating gayness, OCEAN code, we've all seen witches, the flower hole, brick speaker, gay little prance that delights me, what just fucking happened, Lupin died on impact, trix are for kids, naked Lupin, the way the Bim Bos, and make up a dew-d.

Episode watched: #20, "Catch The Phony Lupin!" In this episode, someone is pretending to be Lupin, and the real deal aims to find out who. This week we talk about pinball gacha, plumbing problems, the very larcenous caterpillar, are you my mummy, you have to shoot the rope, crime fruit, The Test, boulder party, keep showing the owl, little too real, glamour shot, mom pick me up, and falcons AWAY.

Episode watched: #01, "Is Lupin Burnin...?" In this episode, we go back to the start of it all, and find an infuriatingly familiar face... This week we talk about how time is fucked up, farewell Kobayashi, twisted fucking cycle nauts, organizing spree, GOODYBAB, tit embiggening, who taught you how to race, time for goop, covid safe, we hate this, how many breads, shift into fast, my dick is down here, that's a phobia now, our canon rules, it's what Monkey Punch would have wanted, and kart racers. 

Episode watched: #17 "Lupin Caught In A Trap" In this episode, the gang minus Goemon get some bombs strapped to them, and they need to steal 3 billion yen to get them removed! This week we talk about horse shampoo, thirst follow, classic bruschetta moments, Mantis Casino, ADHD time management, a taunting Goemon, I make-a da money, deploy the rat, ecto cooler in the vents, most trusting guard, a low-speed chase, always money in the field hangar, psyche they were girlfriends, love wins, and some River Song bullshit.

Episode watched: #10, "Hunt Down The Counterfeiter!" In this episode, Lupin plays the antagonist alongside another, even worse antagonist! This week we talk about Mark is here, Holly birthday, like TWEWY all over again, cheese making, new job, r/malelivingspace, gay airplane sit, 70s Sanji, excited Jigen, this is Totally Spies to me, dingaling nephew, time to kill, pulling out, Lupin's sex song, if you're cold he's cold, the most dangerous, the saddest man, evil James Bond car, lupin is fucking dead, this was planned, it's an ending, and the Whitest Girl Alive. Emily on twitter:  https://twitter.com/ThisIsEmeralds

Episode watched: #176 "Let's Catch Lupin And Go To Europe!" In this episode, Zenigata reaches peak ADHD relatable by over-extending himself in order to people please! This week we talk about shadows brought, Columbo, Deadly Premonition, Copcon '69, looks like a crayon, Forbes' 50 worst heads, yam glass, please no yelly, this is Benny Hill to me, bigfoot energies, don't tell me this man is straight, love me not, hey look over there, driving home thinks of penis, feral Zenigata, and then everyone clapped, got a new hat, there's a Lupin on the wing, the 70s were wild, secret booze tunnel, and real cool old plane hours. Skye on twitter: https://twitter.com/GenuineNoPrize

Episode watched: #07 "When One Wolf Calls Another"! In this episode, we're joined by guest Bomb for the episode where Lupin meets Goemon! Again! For the first time! Also, new Zantetsuken lore. This week we talk about Lupin pop quiz, what are crowds, hope eradicated, this man HATES art, do not uwu, HEY MOE energy, ugly UGLY contestants, don't get got, sometimes you fuck your friend, killing voice, tiny pepperoni, we have technology, coneheads in chat, really came prepared, no guns allowed, these men are dead, cutting the wind, fight for my love, this is Siegward to me, dumbass hit by 2 anvil halves, soft but stupid, caked up samurai, illegal phone noises, and sword DLC. Evitron on twitter: https://twitter.com/Evitron

Episode watched: #02, "The Man They Called A Magician" In this episode, a man is after some secret film slides, and he can shoot fire and is impervious to bullets! This week we talk about ime for your podcasting, normal psyche, too much gaming, chip damage, 80% reloading, that classic character trait, stupid car, skinny jeans pioneer, Enya falls, GIVE ME YOUR PHONE, Fire Bloy, clammy motherfucker, baby's first adventure game puzzle, Pycal Funny Moments, r/malelivingspaces, cranial trauma mind palace, biggest road, weird dream sequence, youth pastor Lupin, bullet-stopping juice, can only be called excruciating, just chillin', whiskey 2, and fun with gases.

Episode watched: #19, "Which of the Third Generation Will Win!" In this episode, Lupin is pitted against the grandson of the police inspector who dogged his own grandfather, and who I guess is technically also the brother of Inspector Melon from Red Jacket. This week we talk about Jess' love for this show, the big Ranma movie, pokemon go-ed to sleep, sick new tat, inspector shithead, that trap can't stop me, low-rent cultural fair, proto-wojack, science logic and occultism, cursed mid-disguise, different hat, the girls are fighting, the dream team, (persona 5 voice) b-beans?, FAILED AGAIN HAVE YOU, I'm gonna say stupid, IRL eyes emoji, literal paid protesters, the sakuga dimension, all is Lupin, and so much for your PRECIOUS logic.

Episode watched: #22, "The First Move Wins Computer Operation!" In this episode, Lupin tells the idea of predestination to go fuck itself! This week we talk about wrath month, outside bones, married into money, big fuckin' computers, that sign won't stop me, bad joke, beset by goons, sick-ass bongos, predictive text Bob Dylan, HELLO GORDON, ghost dimension, the guy who did this, world's first fanfic, best quality, adventure game logic, Holly has one joke, driven to despair, Goemon has An Emotion, het computer, the gays are back in town, miss not-appearing-in-this-episode, Phoenix Wright Lupin, and the Conan ramen stared back.

Episode watched: #08 "The All-Together Playing Card Operation" In this episode, Fujiko is obsessed with some extremely unlucky cards. This week we talk about peak Holly, big (for them), the conehead man, you are already robbed, oops all jesters, it's fun to grab a boob, nobody knows I'm searching for Lupin, cross hatching dimension, jump into the cake, high as shit, watch me swooce right out, Lupin frames with an elegiac aura, Jokes clown found dead in Miami, orphan murder, goemon kills some people, full of asbestos, monster house situation, distortion filter, king of beers card, aw fuck do I protect capital, I think he's dead, nothing personnel kid, and all I want for Christmas is Poon.

Episode watched: #09, "A Hitman Sings The Blues" In this episode, hahahaha holy shit that's his NAME? Hahahahahaha This week, we talk about new website just dropped, Discos Elysium, CRTs, Dicey Dungeons, John Waters is here, so many betrayals, no girls allowed, the animators show off, damn what kind of binder she got, literally The Mask, all the cool kids are shooting women, shitty blueprints, Holly dies on air, sucky floor, Jigen teleports in, Lupin loses his shit, advances in ghosting, got some poles for you, 2 dead men, Fujiko the monster, and post-murder dance party.

Episode watched: #06: "Rainy Afternoons Are Bad" In this episode, we get some of the straight-up hard-boiled noir stuff that was more or less entirely absent from Red Jacket! This week we talk about superbeans, Lupin III Union Jacket, eyebrow metal, big pokemon week, Cool Gunman, a man called Kid's Meal, makin' three mouth, nipple armor, waking coma, bad vibe from her, crime surgeon, megaman-ass name, kickass name, dipshit doctor, fuck around to find out, these power rangers suck, waste of mcnuggets, my hand belt, it came from somewhere, hey look behind you, our new friend Ramrod, kiss that corpse diamond, team Protagonists Actually.

Episode watched: #18, "Keep an Eye on the Beauty Contest!" in this episode, Lupin and the gang owl exterminator it up and frame a dude for human trafficking! This week we talk about Dark Souls of Lupin, what if farms were real, fucked up fish hours, let's fuck this Lupin, berries and cream boy, gay little clown car, love the glasses, stupid convoluted plan, big flesh hole, whose mans is this, sometimes with glasses, smarmy dick, Goemon's just here, real gourd head, forgot their outlines, they/them beauties, jackoff commissioner, Italian Lupin, and it's hot girl summer.

This week, we finished "Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro" (1979)! We talked about straight spidermanning, failed the lamp test, not even a trickster god, dem bones, priorities, slow on the uptake, Holly only wants one thing from globes, bitch machine, does not give a shit, well why'd you put them in then, video game health, gender reveal pope, rancid wedding vibes, real cool cameraman, bad bad actor, Cagliostro prance, Castlevania 3 clock level, either 9:15 or 2:45, grisly end, those awful planes, RIP this poor girl, all filler no killer, and we're all Lupin poisoned.

This week, we tackled the first half (...ish) of "Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro" (1979)! We talk about normcore Lupin, JUMP, scenes of Lupin, sure was nice of the count, too much Hartman, why are we friends, importance of nothing, least probable car chase, honk if you respect women, how old is she, gay little steamboat, drank too much road wine, count Chet, nobody fucks, wild late teens, shitty butler fucks up everything, spaghetti fight, easyforge oven, oboe going ham, why is he here, sewer level, fake money bribe, and that's Lupin to me.

This week, we finished up "Lupin III: The Mystery of Mamo" (1978)! We talked about barnacle boy, Lupin the First Movie, fish eye Lupin, can't clone boobs, Yankees-esque pummeling, not in front of Mamo, keen new colors, sultry pops, reinforcements, yam plate armor, real cool effect, classic lestlan, Cat's in the Cradle, shut the fuck up Holly, puts you in a screensaver, Case Closed dipshit, corpse party, clone slurry, pandora's nukes, lives and clones for drama, burning felt, big brain Mamo, bastard decision, best Lupin media, fuck my clone, and a fancy new robot body.

This week we watched the first half of Lupin III: The Mystery of Mamo (1978)! We talk about 4th time's the charm, where'd they get that, why everyone looks Like That, dark mode Goemon, junior prom Lupin, Flonch, professor Lupin, helicopters are complicated, escape from the city, dumbest car physics, North by Northwested, for real the last time for real, Lupin sayings, invents a guy to get mad at, G Gordon Liddey is a lot like a refridgerator, Benrey Gissinker, surreal hell chase, rejected muppets, no tiger poster, zorb brain, and (un-bigs your face).

This week, finished the live action movie: "Lupin III: Strange Psychokinetic Strategy" 1974)! We Talk about good choices, dead as punishment, septic truck my beloved, diamonds are gay, what a sex is, the third plot, extremely retro modern, very fake volcano, boy scout skit, 12 is a good number, the shiny baltoy heist, extremely wasted plot, Drake where's Lupin III?, we got Lupin feet, Tubin the Third, it was always Lupin, death out of nowhere, the dummy drop, fake gun arm, #NotMyFujiko, Typo Title, objectively hot Jigen, and Part 6 baybeeee!

This week, we watched the first half of the live action movie: "Lupin III: Strange Psychokinetic Strategy" 1974)! This week we talk about what's a Lupin?, I want that twink obliterated, Lupin by way of ragtime, horny aura, time for the gay jokes, Lupin sins, getting Biff Tannen-ed, Gambit bullshit, the cop stooges, love this lore, the indulged sin of robbery, the one famous actor, let him be gay, tactical hat action, all of the guns, that's called delegating, damn bitch you live like this, weird hotel room, only pants left, and this is death note.

Episode watched: #152 "Jigen and a Hat and Pistol" Wait, we're DONE with red jacket? What? This week we talk about true name contracts, cat sounds, the longest sting, Fuckhead McMike, hat laundry day, Lupin's many husbands, secret hat stash, WAAAAAMBULANCE emergency, published Jigen lore, pool gun, 80s hat fashion montage, trunk Zenigata, the Rashomon of Jigen, manliest shit I ever heard, gay little car, hat play, great plan dumbass, and podcast remembrances.

Episode watched: #067 "Monkey King Business" In this episode, Lupin undergoes a journey westward in order to steal the ancestral treasure of a kingdom that consists of 4 people, two of whom are weird oni men. This week we talk about I ain't reading all that, hrt-iversary, pokemon news, mythological reenactment, Lupin's chad strut, leaving Zenigata for dead once more, keep scrollin', we're gonna get pellagra, I love Urusei Yatsura, literal gas-lighting, Lupin's fantastic voyage, chess Fortnite, back to the square cube law, we don't dig giant robots, a real Meet Dave situation, it was salt the whole time, the ending of Grease, and pitting bad bitches against each other.

Episode watched: #035 "Gorilla Tactics" In this episode, it's monkey see monkey steal in what is of course all a plot by Fujiko. This week we talk about gettin' that wire blood, walkings with wolves, Hades, weird hotel location, worst look, monkey rap (sheet), apes in love, worst chase, drawn without reference material, you fuckin' a gorilla?, confirmed gorilla kills, classic plot, gay little flip, little monkey sounds, rubber trees, team Lupin's blasting off again, and monkeyshines.

Episode watched: #105 "They Mystery of Demon's Deah Island" In this episode, Zenigata gets an adorable sidekcik, and Fujiko gets kidnapped by a nerd! This week we talk about hitting mans, Clue, ASCII talking stick, different Lupin, boobies tho, time for crab, smart young 55 year old, two whole ranks, no such thing as mysterious, show feet, cop junior, making out in the woods, gun shaped box, Fujiko Funny Moments, better wife guy, racism?, net boner, how 2 fuck, jerrybob, comically large syringe, catepillaring, not enough background, meowth coins, new team mascot, impossible in several ways, check your ears, bad stupid episode, done flatlanded them, they died down there, Scooby Doo's a cop, and Mark loves Vince 

Episode watched: #104 "The Most Dangerous Golden Bed" In this episode, a rich dude has a fancy bed, and Fujiko told Lupin she'd fuck him on it. This week we talk about how Jess can't read, possible food poisoning, all her fault, love a swamp, that's how planes do, just like Hitler, fucked up trashcan, bulb storage confirmation, sex DLC, CRIME TIME, proto Gumshoe, home-tel detective, discout bed and acid warehouse, Larry Butz energy, duck and cover, another acid death, tap dance or die, jetpacks and johdpur, Grandpa Lupin's Shitty Bed, and what if Wario was one of us.

Episode watched: #138 "The Treasure of Pompeii and Venemous Snakes" In this episode, Lupin throws himself into snake hell to get his hands on some treasure that eluded even his grandfather. This week we talk about Holly fucked up, the lupin laptop, read my podcast, cooking corner, snantlers, professor Goemon, the summer of AD 79, Fujikoface, a different habit, centipede infested sex, scooby doo bullshit, voice powers, jump the nuns, is Lupin I problematic, big Rincewind energy, anime English text, hospital theft, snake reveal party, snaringan, snories, demolishes this man, 99 Snake Balloons, big fuckin' net, gum in the nose, the Lupin signal, descending hotness order, just be a girl, and new snake just dropped.

Episode watched: #008 (or 009) "Now Museum, Now You Don't In this episode, an unchractaristically altruitic Lupin helps an old man finish his longest of cons. This week we talk about I diagnose you with death, grapefruit, Alan Johanson, what a nice young man, random live action, reinvent buses, front Lupin, Holly the failure, one last job, grandpa's extravagant end table, microwave desk, a Jigen snack, pwease mistuh Epcaw, resigned to his fate, this doesn't matter, dressed like watermelon candy, Zeni Kong, the Lupin rap, ...flight time, offscreen Mr. Bean, The Wind Rises, a dark day for our podcast, The L Hotel, and car chase motion ride.

Episode watched: #100 "The Ultra Operation In The Train" In this episode, Zenigata gets hit on constantly as the gang tries to steal Lupin the 1st's shitty painting. This week we talk about just to cyberbully Holly, bad 100th, Chargeman Ken Reanimated, vaccine time, fishtank lamp story, national disgrace, president dishwasher, gay wizard, art is fake, the world of thieves, the three genders, too good to be fake, if you build it art will come, walk into the ocean, not how physics do, fart gas, infinite door glitch, your ass is also an ocean, is it gay to be gay, and best Zeni cake.

Episode watched: #134 "The Surrounded Summit Strategy" In this episode we get a delightful surprise in the twilight days of Red Jacket as Zenigata traps Lupin on a mountain surrounded by 10 million cops. This week we talk about clearing a low bar, my girls, stardew time, f-bomb title, deep Massachusetts cuts, gay little truck, oil exterminators, little prancing leap, sofa dracula, hit my pants quota, floating Lupin, he's gay Lupin, exposition TVs, my 10 year plan, damn Zeni, remote control plane magnet, UN for cops, Britain is just Scotland, Zenigata loses all regard for human life, got that classical music, doing real important jack shit, copalanche, Lupin slaps your shit, sure whatever, Zenigata feral moments, acabification tf, good things we've done, stealing the new year, and sexiest plane.

Episode watched: #031 "Twins Pique" In this episode, 2 twins are both after the other half of a treasure map that they have tattooed on their backs! This involved killing each other, somehow. This week we talk about Swedish chef representation, Gamecube death, being sick, steal the sun, two babes inside you, a long boring fight, manslicing, glue man, eat my entire dick, ass out kind of look, 6th Doctor bullshit, shitty map, who's this asshole, the lads are on a boat, step three: threesome, dig up stupid, and don't be like me Lupin.

Episode watched: #123 "Robbery In Paris" In this episode, a small girl has a crush on Lupin, and he is fortunately very uncomfortable about that! This week we talk about Giant Robo, big blue lady, so many boys, landlord yelling, goth fish, just some guy, kinda weird, lads on the porch, Lupin vs the HOA, ramen fun, GUESS I'LL DIE, drunk challenging, weird lore, official rock-looker, cool motive still stealing, weird security, could have been fun, got cold juice, toss the rock, some kinda not giving up cop guy, girl boss Françoise, the tiny stealin' bitch, and a polycule of gay rats.

Episode watched: #032 "Lupin The Interred" In this episode, Lupin has a hit put out on him, and everyone is trying to get him into protective custody! This week we talk about useless shitty box, steal everything kids, my strongest potion, twice is the only way to record, gay driving safety, Fujiko's tinnitus, does a gay little walk, (clonk), Jay Sherman lookin' ass, anime meat, deadwood service, OH BOY 2:30, this dude fucks, bullet in chest disease, mad with grief, LuPONCE, wicked nor'easter, death pills, how dare you be alive, I lived bitch, king kong murder, and just like them horses.

Episode watched: #017 (or 018) "My Birthday Pursuit" In this episode, a parody of The Pink Panther (1963) happens! Turns out that movie's very racist! This week we talk about dipshit bones and fuckup skin, Stop!! Hibari-kun!, workout boy, boring hosts, cartoon animal vs fursuit, Stonebones Jones, Batman villains, gross, racism time, Lupin babies, Cosmo Jigen, everyone lookikng for men, a body has been discovered, awooga dot jpeg, FELLAS, horny in the streets modest in the sheets, just fucking obliterates him, bullshit emerald, a cute birthday, and racist disney shit.

Oopsie! Clips taken from episodes 79-104

Episode watched: #144 "Fujiko's Close Call Rescue Operation" In this episode, Fujiko is thrown into a death piggy bank for (checks notes) tourism purposes. This week we talk about ghost bux, continued Ranma brain, cook or die, metal catholicism, fuck gyms, hot new aprons, LUPIN YOU CAN JUST BE A GIRL HOLY SHIT, weird old men disaster, yo you got holes, pool abduction, coin silo, lying to boys, love to do a murder, lad's day out, night cheering, my oboey, murder security, embarrassing photos of Lupin, captin hook, Dr Evil shit, gotta crash economies to build economies, not helping, it's us, sick vape rig, everyone's friends, and five-finger acres.

Episode watched: #036 "The Riddle of Tsukikage Castle" In this episode, it's Goemon's turn to pick the heist for some reason. This week we talk about terminal Ranma brain, full assets, no voleyball in Lupin, treasure map will, slicr, non-standard hot chick, FUCK mountains, fashion icon, what are bats, almost died, waltz on into the demon gate, NEXT LUPIN'S HINT, I truly hate being alive, Lupin onlyfans, hat and blindfold, dumb puzzles, kite-based technology, why is this on the ones, Lex Lang scream, gay little climb, freeze frame death, an Aristocats situation, zoinks a g-g-g-gilf, and the obvious answer.

Epsiode watched: #010 "Who's Vroomin' Who?" In this episode, we learn of Lupin and the gang's crippling gambling addiction! This week we talk about gay anime, itch games, another night in the woods, cowgirl fujiko, boring car talk, hooray for gambling, drawn without reference materials, a very special episode, ugly ugly racers, got that poop truck, race weakness, (spoiler) Goemon, that's murder babe, indirectly killing a man, pica kids, Zenigata's hypno kink, ruin this man's whole career, HERE WE GO AGAIN, this could be us, and gambling pact.

Episode watched: #106 "You're The Cat, I'm A Dried Tuna!" We're joined this week by Kay for one of Those episodes! This week we talk about a horrible first ep, mined craft, Holly's nice orbs, rabbit cats, the rounder Fujiko theory, ACAG, in comes Lupin, worst criminals, Dr Evil bullshit, the daily child, discombobulated meme animal, wasting our time, meow damn it, naked potato man, Twopin the 3rd, made in Japan, bazooka cops, everyone is happy unfortunately, I miss Beezleboy, and fun nicknames.

Episode watched: #143 "The Miami Bank" In this episode, the manager of a failing bank begs Lupin to rob him, and he for some reason obliges. This week we talk about they don't stop comin', sticker hell, Hamegg and Garlick, worst cellphone user, straight vibing, Zenigata octopus whisperer, zany beach chase, you can just be a girl, infinite telephone cord, rules of nature, who's driving, this is vore I think, participation theiving trophy, Mr. Old, death safe, close eyes, safe-lax, not at ALL how vacuums work, golf dipshit, and an awful fiction we've created. 

Episode watched: #109 "Lupin Only Lives Twice" In this episode, Fujiko enters Lupin into a life-or-death bet without telling him! This week we talk about bean boys 2, avatar again, big thinky, elf patterned balding, I hate this show, this is how she wins, surprise knives, none of us are funny, Jigen fridge, moai head man, dirt periscope, Twice Is The Only Way To Live For Lupin, in the Lup, Lupin-proximity sadness meter, car sized house, Zenigata dies on impact, IT'S THE HOUSE OF MIRRORS, hitbit, and hot topic oc.

Episode watched: #093 "Invading The Great Wall" In this episode, Lupin drinks some book juice and becomes just the MOST insufferable. This week we talk about Gundam good, back to work, turtle power, interviews, who the fuck is Mao, crime scientist, bike rush hour, (speaking Chinese), nickelodeon slime, Goemon racist moments, book poisoning, communism in the water supply, well that narrows it down, furry time, loot behind the curtain, this raises questions, dumb tank chase, destroy the great wall, pooped my baby diaper, card games are bullshit, and what counts as ancient?

Episode watched: #052 "Emmanuelle in Bangkok" In this episode, a woman manages to be sexier than Fujiko, and that turns out to be the only thing Lupin needs to betray her for once! This week we talk about titty connoisseur, crusading kings, poor stupid son, ring fit Mark, horrible worm man, boob lady, better at seducing, canned cat sounds, guys being nude, all men are clowns, copyrighted costume party TWO, truly awful costumes, clown gunfight, call that a killer pussy, the jenga orb, balloon boy, I am le sexy clown, sly cooper disco ball, and Lupin circus.

Episode watched: #068 "Games of Chance" In this episode, Lupin and the daughter of a billionaire presidential candidate are trapped in her father's offshore casino after it flips over! This week we talk about Holly's life in hell, chronicling crystals, non-peninsula island, goading flashback, Lup Headroom, prop mic, not even remotely livable, Mark Twain cosplay, petty insults, Zenigata cock blocker, worst planning, they flipped the bitch, beehives?, just plaster, you said the secret word, believe in yourself, bullshit, looks like I'm gonna have to JUMP, and insurance fraud schemes.

Episode watched: #096 "Lupin's Gourmet Heaven" In this episode, we're joined by internet fat fetish artist KG for an episode where a weird gargoyle man wants to eat Lupin's brain! This week we talk about the Holly gets owned episode, closet cleaning, the ghost of Terry, some Lupin history, chef cult, learning and growing, garbage subs, serving up looks, adorable cooking show, domestic bliss is back, he looks like 20 bucks, her updo is wild, a toast to vore, the bonus round, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Simp, fucked up kitchen, Lupin's meat, hey Yuzo?, the force feeding, torture device, moe and round, how even, kill the dowager, locker room heist, and Hannibal Lupin. KG on twitter: https://twitter.com/KeijDrawsBig

Episode watched: #087 "When The Devil Calls To Lupin" In this episode, a man named Mephistopheles gives Lupin an incredibly haunted doll, and thus kicks off a bafflingly antisemitic episode!This week we talk about Manderville man, my god these bitches gay, Jess married a cop, old friends, sick fish, scooby doo-lookin' ass, pirate chic, hey Lupin buddy, real evil doll hours, it's from Faust, time to simp for Fujiko, jaunty diamond prance, just the WORST friends, shows up to be wise, Goemon's hypno kink, fucked in hindsight, EXTREMELY shot, NO SUBTLETY ALLOWED, (chomp), cat eyes, Lupin sitcom, the WORST helpers, big inflation fetish goat, little bit cringe, and the Korra defender has logged on.

Episode watched: #089 "Play The Thieves' Symphony" In this episode, there's an impenetrable safe located deep underground that seems to only exist to tempt Lupin into trying to crack it. It works. This week we talk about relatable Holly memes, little bean boys, dude getting shot in the dick, the safest house, boat of a car, how it's made audience, dog personality, he's dust now, 1/4 anime, do a flip, a couple minutes of dog torture, the lads, could a depressed person build this, thanks crunchyroll, safe with good taste, tiger upgrade, lemonade leak stand, not how balloons work, you've made a dirty bomb, not horny enough, and fun snake abuses.