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A podcast from life long friends as they discuss things that plague us in life from getting old, relationships and even dreams. They will occasional take the piss out of each other and have a few drinks but this is friendship at its finest. Each week usually consists of different hosts and sometime…

Northern Dreamers


    • Nov 28, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 52m AVG DURATION
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    The Dildo, Big Black Borris

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2021 113:47


    This, the last episode of season 2 is another random scenarios episode. Each of the team and this week its a full team talk all different scenarios. We talk End of the world, living a day consequence free and would you accept immortality. Its been a good run this season and time to say goodbye. We can still be heard on our new show From Dusty Cartridges To Broken Discs. Season 3 will be here next year.

    Love That To Be On His Gravestone, Died Choking On A Tart.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2021 58:37


    This week the Northern Dreamers are lead by Dave as we talk Travel, we look at holidays we have had, where our dream destination would be and what travels we have. Glen tells all about getting lost in Venice, Adam tells about his fight with a giant spider and tells us of the back streets of Paris. It's all on this week's episode of The Northern Dreamers. Remember to leave comments and share it really does help the show. You can alo tell us what you want to hear in the future. It helps the show.

    Get On Your Knees And Open Your Mouth For Dave‘s Water.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2021 63:14


    This weeks episode of The Northern Dreamers is led by Adam as he asks the team some fictional scenarios. We look at how we would fake our own deaths and where would we hide, we look at how we would use Calumn as a vigilante hero called the Pegger. The episode does become more of a roast of Calumn with some extremely funny turn of events. Remember to like, comment, subscribe and share. It really does help the show. 

    Neil deGrasse Tyson, Eat Your Heart Out.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2021 58:08


    On this weeks episode the Northern Dreamers take a look at time travel. Is it real, have these tiktokers really come from the future. How would time travel work is it back to the future style or would it be like X Men days of future past.  We attempted a science lesson and break down the mathematical concept of traveling through time. Remember to leave a review and share to your friends.

    Wait, It Was Originally Called Sailor Poon

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2021 80:05


    This week the Northern dreamers look at our shared love for Anime. We look at the shows we love and the ones that have inspired us, the shows that made our friends grow and the shows that we took advice from others and wish we didn't. We look at how anime has changed over the years, looked at the stuff that stuff that is borderline hentai and how an anime about about mundane life is extremely interesting. This we we are hosted by Omer. Remember to leave a review on podbean, podchaser or even apple podcasts.

    How About We Be Friends, How About You Suck A Dick

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2021 55:23


    On this weeks episode Big Dave takes a look at how social media has impacted our life in both positive and negative ways. We discuss online dating and what we do to avoid being cat fished by Calumn . We talk Myspace, changing the backgrounds and adding music you could never pause. We talk the older generation and text talk. Its on this weeks episode of The Northern Dreamers 

    I Used A Force Effects Lightsaber As A Sexual Aid.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2021 71:08


    On this weeks episode of The Northern Dreamers, the guys talk music scores. They start with their love for Disney movies such as Mulan, Aladdin and Fantasia, what the music did for the film and how they helped us feel. They also discuss what music help build tension and ask the questions; is Jason really humming his own theme song? and Does Jaws (Bruce) just see people as an all you can eat buffet? Adam tells us what noise turtles make when mating, Calumn serenades us with the hits from Mulan, Little Dave talks his love for Bigfoot & the Bee Gees and Glen Reveals the true feature of a Lightsaber. Remember to leave a review on our Podbean, Podchaser or apple podcasts and let us know how we're doing, what you do like about our show and what you don't like. Any and all feedback is welcome, it really does help the show.

    She Turned On The Lights And Ran Away Crying.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2021 84:02


    Every Show has that defining episode, for the Northern Dreamers this is that episode. This week the team talk first times, the first time driving a car, a first date and even the first time getting caught doing something you shouldn't. This weeks episode takes a very dark and hilarious turn when Calumn reveals why he may need therapy, Glen Talks being stopped by the police, Omer tells of the struggles of dating in the early 00's little Dave struggles with english and Adam tells us all about his first kiss.   Remember to leave a review it really helps the show grow and shows us we are doing things that you love. 

    Who Needs Lube When You Have Bacon Butter

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2021 65:50


    This week the Northern Dreamers talk food again or, cooking without Calumn if you will. We talk about the foods we enjoy cooking, our favourite food and what is our go-to meals are when out. We talk; what if we were on death row and what our last meal would be before Dave and Adam argue about a meat platter. It's all happening in this week's episode. Warning, May make you hungry, if not a little horny. This weeks team is Big Dave and Adam our host, Glen

    A Turkey Baster Full Of Jizz, That's Gotta Be First Class

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2021 60:40


    This week the Northern Dreamers talk about side hustles and what we had to do or planned to do during Lockdown in the midst of Covid-19. Dave talks about how he is the before and after picture of Terry Crews (check out our Instagram, you'll see what we mean). We go down the route of selling our semen to make some extra cash plus all the other weird and wonderful ideas people have to keep themselves afloat during the pandemic.   This week's team is Glen, Omer, Calumn and we're hosted by Big Dave.   Remember to leave a review on Podbean, Podchaser, or even on our Facebook.

    I'd Buy A Super Nintendo And Bitch Slap My Mother

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2021 73:54


    This week, even if we do have some strange audio issues from one person in particular, we talk Nerd money. We discuss what you spend your hard-earned nerd money on from figurines to games and games consoles. We ask the question; what we would buy if we had £1million of nerd money? The answers range from Cars featured in Supernatural, Back to the Future, Batman, and Ghost Busters to how we would buy a PS5 because they're so damn hard to get hold of. This week's team is Glen, Calumn, Big Dave and hosted by Omer.

    A Table Of 12 Men And A Hooker, That's A Gangbang Later

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2021 77:53


    This week the team talk about what they wanted to be when they grew up. We had dreams of being a pilot, being an animator, being and architect and even a ninja. We discuss what stopped us from getting our dream jobs, being colour blind, being lazy and even having our mind tell us we are no good. This weeks host is Adam along with Glen, Omer and Calumn on the show. 

    You Can't Call Him Action Man If He Isn't Getting Any Action

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2021 77:24


    This week the team talk toys. The Toys we grew up with and how our toys have changed now that we get older. We talk action man, barbies and being found in bed with two life sizes barbies.  Its a funny episode this week, lots going on about our past and get a real in depth look as to why most of us need therapy. This weeks host is Glen

    I Mean I Hope He Got To Finish.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2021 62:37


    This week the Northern Dreamers talk stories, from the stories we are currently reading to the stories that have influenced us. We look at the stories of Jack the Ripper, Lochness, Beowulf and talk extensively about Calumns bowel movements and how he enjoys a three course meal in the bathroom.  It's on this weeks very strange and extremely edited episode. (We would have placed the full episode but we would have lost listeners) This week we are hosted by Calumn. eJKiG0jUCxcln88Mw72e

    You Basically Bought A Shiny Dildo.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2021 60:20


    For the first time this season The Northern Dreamers are in one room. Well three of them are. This week, Glen, Big Dave and Adam talk sitcoms and other TV shows we love and how they have changed over the years, we look at how growing up watching WWF and jackass made us do stupid stunts even though the warning states 'Do Not Try This At Home' We talk alot about pegging, dildos and much more.

    As Soon As Pegging Came Up I Was Out

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2021 75:52


    This week the team talk The Rapture, end of the world, Zombie outbreaks, Trains traveling the world in a frozen wasteland and Armageddon. Yes we talk the Apocalypse. So many different end of the worlds we could have and we get Covid. We talk about how we would survive in an end of the world scenario living in Takeshi's Castle during a zombie outbreak and having Craig Charles narrate it and if a meteor was hurtling to earth would we send the Queen to stop it.  This weeks host is Omer.

    Forget The Gunge, I'm Here For The Clunge

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2021 79:33


    This week the Northern Dreamers talk all about the Kids TV shows we grew up, everything from finding out the truth about Chuckies mum in Rugrats, Ash letting Butterfree go and watching Fun House just for the Twins. We discuss how these shows wouldn't make it today and how something like Ren and Stimpy even made it to TV. This week Glen hosts with special guest Andy from Do What Makes You Disney Podcast

    Jason Momoa, There Are A Lot Of Moist Loins

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2021 76:37


    This week the team talk Marvel V DC, we look at what makes each of the rivals so special and what we love from each and the fact you can love both sides. We talk the films and Tv shows. We look at Hugh Jackman as Wolverine and discuss how we want him back alongside Ryan Reynolds, we Look at Green Arrow and the Arrowverse and also talk Tom Hardy as Bane and Venom. We also name drop all our celebrity listeners to show. This weeks host is Little Dave

    Teaser Of The Northern Dreamers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2021 0:58


    Not Sure you want to listen to us? Why not check out this trailer of some of funny bits from season 2. This is the tame stuff.

    Turn That Jiggle To 99

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2021 63:29


    This week the guys talk gaming. We talk about our new gaming show coming end of June, we talk our very first games we played and got us into gaming. We discuss about the different beat em ups we loved, spamming the same buttons to win a match, we talk all about DOA and be able to turn that jiggle up to 99. We look at Final fantasy and the impact it's had on our lives and we talk Fifa very very briefly. This weeks Glen takes back the reigns of hosting.

    I was defeated by 2 and half feet of meat

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2021 73:48


    This week the guys talk food, They talk go to subways, Mad max style trips to KFC, surprise whole chickens and double dipping a certain falic body part in food at an all you can eat buffet. Dave tells how he took a car door off, slept in Adams dirty laundry, Calumn tells us about his girthy big boy and Glen tries to convince everyone that there should not be a netflix special about him. This weeks host is Adam.

    Red Or Blue, It's Kinda Important!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2021 54:21


    This week we take a look at the paranormal, we look into East and West Ghost stories. We discuss about all different stories from things like the grudge, poltergeists and a ghost that offers you blue or red toilet roll. We discuss if we believe in ghosts and other paranormal events and discuss our upcoming Film.  This weeks host is Big Dave.

    Threw Them At A Girl And Tried To Kiss Her

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2021 65:24


    This week the Northern Dreamers are dwindling in numbers, Glen, Big Dave and Calumn. A new twist to the show each member of the team now takes the show and talks about their selected subject. This week Calumn talks all about collecting, we discuss all the things we have collected, why we collect and the strangest things we have collected over the years. We talk collecting cans, pogs, kinder eggs balls plus many more. We talk how anime has helped grow our friendship and how collecting is more than just a single person hobby.

    Cracking One Out To My Pile Of Shame

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2021 73:24


    This week the Northern Dreamers get real, we talk mental health, healthy living and Hobbies and how they help with our mental health. Not just our own but how other people must be feeling. We still try and keep it funny but we also want people to understand, you are not alone, we will always listen if you need to talk. Glen Opens up about being in an abusive relationship and Adam opens up about someone who transitioned and how that person was feeling about telling him about it. We do open up a lot in this episode and hope it helps others talk about their mental health with their friends as they will always be there.

    Why Is There A Picture Of Sandra Bullock?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2021 61:48


    This week the Northern Dreamers talk technology and take you on a nostalgia trip through the words where we discuss how we as youngsters found our porn in the forest, how buying a Nuts magazine and pack of football stickers was the norm. We also look at how technology has changed over the years from computers, games, phones and even medication and the advancement in prosthetics limbs and how we may be able to get a new face after being shot with a shotgun. This weeks guest is Chris Fleming

    Spunking in a Jam Jar

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2021 74:03


    This week the team talk all about going to space and space travel. They look at the giant leaps we have taken from just landing on the moon to hopefully one setting up a base on Mars. They discuss the most recent Mars rover and what to expect from that and if they were sent to Mars alone what type of biscuits would they take to last forever. They also look at the declining sperm rate within males and how the sperm count in men is declining and what you can do with a Jam Jar to save to human race. Alot happened in this week's episode. Remember to like, comment and subscribe to show for more hard hitting, newsworthy content from your favourite Northern Dreamers

    It's Basically Power Rangers On Steroids

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2021 66:00


    This week the Northern Dreamers talk all what made the 80's, 90's and 00's so great from amazing music in the 80's to the technology in the 90's. We discuss our love for Cult classic horror films and take a look back at some of the shows we use to watch and how all the things we loved growing up is making a come. Take a nostalgia trip with us as we invite a friend and fellow film lover and maker onto the show Chris Fleming. The man has worked in the film industry and has lot to say about movies today and how they have changed. Remember to like, subscribe and comment on this podcast and find us over YouTube for all behind the scenes videos, interviews and our upcoming YouTube shows.

    The Bottle Of Regret As I Like To Call It

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2021 59:51


    This week the boys talk getting older again, they discuss what's making them feel old, where our parents were in their life at our age and reminisce about the old days in Cinemas with only one screen. We talk how all the video games we played as kids are now being made into films, we talk beard oils, the smells you love and just generally getting older.

    Two Girls Stole My Cup

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2021 53:37


    So after some time we are back, so we are calling this season 2. We had to talk about the elephant in the room, covid yes its been done by everyone who does a podcast but I bet they don't take the piss the way we do. We chat with our friend and co host who has worked on the front line for the NHS during the times of covid. We take a stab at those anti vaxxers, anti maskers and pretty much bundle them in with flat earthers. We take an odd turn when we discussed gourmet meals, KFC and burger king vouchers. Also hear where we have been for almost two years and hear about our plans for the Northern Dreamers Branding as we become Northern Dreamers Entertainment. A little warning, we are not professionals, we do no research for our show, we are just a few friends who have a drink and chat, like a support group but we record it. If you disagree with anything we are saying that's fine, everyone is entitled to an opinion. We take the mick out of each because we can. We are life long friends, we may say things people find offensive but the person we are saying them too doesn't and if they did it would make it to the episode. In this episode we do talk covid, we go off on one and some facts may be incorrect so please do not take it to heart.

    Hey Atlantean Lady, Want To See My Green Cock?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2019 35:19


    This week we discuss Atlantis, the myth, the stories, who was searching for it, the stories behind it. We ask the questions about the Atlantean race, were they Aryan Race that Hitler was searching for? Is Atlantis a giant spaceship with green men with green cocks? Was King Midas from Atlantis? We also discuss Pompeii and the remains of a dude cracking one dubbing it the first danger wank. Who knows, so many questions but no answers tune in now and see what you think.

    Titanic has man breasts

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2019 34:50


    This week, for the first time ever, we have a full roster of hosts, Glen, Omer, little Dave, Steven, Big Dave and our special returning guest host Calumn. We discuss the theories behind the switcharoo of the Titanic. We ask the questions was it really the Titanic or its sister ship the Olympic? What was the final song played as the ship went down, what our words would have been if we were on the ship after it had been struck and was Spongebob really to blame for the ship going down. It's all here.

    You Come To The Wrong Neighborhood Motherfucker!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2019 36:09


    This Northern Dreamers talk aliens once again, this time how they have influenced us from behind the scenes. From lost civilisations, Steve Jobs, The government and the new picture of a Black hole. We are still asking the questions but have no answers, we find it infuriating that we don't know, will we ever get the answers we want or will never know the truth. Do I lay awake in bed at night shouting, "Why Don't I Have The Answers?"

    Some Geezer Knocking About Called Jesus

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2019 32:25


    This week we talk religion. All different religions, gods and some geezer knocking about called Jesus. We have taken a little break from the main show for the next two weeks while we do a bit of a restructure on the show and find a way to keep pour show entertaining and fun for you our listeners.

    Cash My Gold, Its An Idea Constructed By Aliens

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2019 44:42


    Aliens. Do they exist, are they among us? Did they help us build us build our civilisation? Are we ourselves aliens or did they come to earth and create schemes to get our gold? So many questions yet no answers. This week we talk Aliens with our special guest Calumn once again. Steven discusses if we are a plague on our planet, Omer talks nonsense as usual and Dave texts a girl while Glen does his best to keep to conversation on topic.

    Those Bastard Nazi German Scientists

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2019 33:53


    This week we talk all about Creatures of Urban Myths, Loch Ness monster, Bigfoot, Chupacabra and the release of the Kraken. We take a drunken look at the strange and wonderful creatures, we chat about the big one, Bigfoots love for the Bee Gees plus many other things. We did have a few technical difficulties with the audio set up this week, we get a bit of crackle on one of the mics but we have hopefully fixed this issue for future podcasts. Calumn is our special guest this week, he has been mentioned a few times on the show, we have done a show with him but it is exclusive to our patreon.

    Just Tell The Ghost To Piss Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2019 32:02


    This week the Northern Dreamers talk all about the strange shit that happens, from strange lights in the woods, lights shining through the windows on the third floor and a ghost woman in the bath. We try to look at reasonable resolution as to what ghost are. Could they be alternate realities bleeding through or could they be echoes through time. Hell we aren't scientists we are just three drunk dudes in a studio. 

    Astronauts go to space to have a wank

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2019 32:58


    This week the Northern Dreamers take a new approach to the show, we discuss about the moon landing, was it real? was it fake? We talk about wanting to spending a day at NASA, space exploration, are we really alone and do astronaut only go to space to have a wank in zero G. This weeks hosts are Glen, Omer and Steven.

    We Made A Video Of Us Stabbing A Girl In The Eye.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2019 27:01


    This week the Northern Dreamers talk about the the old days in college education, we discuss, old friends, the projects we did and stupid shit we got up to, also listen as we discuss spending lunch eating cheesy chips (cheesy Fries) and pint of strongbow. We also discuss how our friendship changed, it became stronger and we spend a lot of time just laughing.

    Sex With A Blender In The Room.

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2019 26:18


    This week the Northern Dreamers discuss all about the things that they fear, everything from clowns, the ocean, boxing spiders and the things in the night. First episode to appear on YouTube as well so head over and subscribe.

    The Definition Of Dreams, Its That Shit You Do While Asleep.

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2019 27:40


    This week the Northern Dreamers discuss dreams, they talk about nightmares, dreams and just the plain weird things that happen while asleep. We discuss recurring nightmares, falling, shout in your sleep and waking up with a sticky substance in your pants.

    I Tried To Sell My Mum A Ten Bag

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2019 26:58


    This week the Northern Dreamers are drunk and talking about all the things they have fucked up on in life, it slowly turns into them telling stories about drunk nights they have had.

    We are going to invite R Kelly on the show, not like he has anything better to do.

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2019 29:46


    This week the Northern Dreamers discuss music, we talk about our love for music and musical talents, we have our very special guest Leon Maddy as he discuss his trip to 'Fiji' and everything he is doing with his Harmonica.

    It’s about Mexican Skellingtons, how sad can it be?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2019 24:37


    This week the Northern Dreamers discuss if it is manly to cry, they discuss things that make men cry and when its deemed acceptable to cry. Also this is Rachel's final shown was not known at the time of recording but she will no longer appear on Northern Dreamers.

    I Dipped My Gherkins In My Marmite

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2019 26:25


    This week the Northern Dreamers discuss unpopular opinions. They discuss hate for Oreos, McDonalds and Fortnite.

    I Found A Hat And Made A Sandwich

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2019 31:06


    This week the Northern Dreamers talk about a subject so close to our hearts, Games. Yes Video games. We talk all about games, the one ones we are expecting and the ones we love and reminisce about locking the Butler in the Fridge.

    Get On Grindr To Find Friends

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2019 29:02


    This week the Northern Dreamers talk about their friendship and all the crazy things they use to get up to. Listen how they discuss basically beating the crap out of each other to them hurling fresh abuse at the host.

    Patients Don't Talk Back

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2019 28:53


    Its the time of year to say goodbye to 2018, we discuss the Movies we are looking forward to in 2019 as well games. We talk all about the things we have done through 2018, from the snowfall in February all the way to the world cup in the summer. We discuss our future and what we hope for in the new, so happy New Year from the Northern Dreamers, see you in 2019!

    Congratulations, You Got An STD For Christmas.

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2019 35:50


    This week, Glen, Dave and special guest Rachel talk everything Christmas. From kids getting too many presents to is Die Hard a Christmas film.

    You Stole A Dead Body's Beer

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2019 39:55


    This week Northern Dreamers chat about school, getting drunk in year 7, being colour blind and unable to fly a plane. Also hear how we nearly died in an explosion in science class. This week we have a special Guest Miss Rachel Jones.

    Your Testicles Look Like Gandalf's Beard

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2019 24:47


    Three men in their 30's chatting rubbish about being older and definitely not wiser. This week the Northern Dreamers are Glen, Dave and Omer. We chat about video games and past relationships have made us who we are in our age and how we get excited at a new sponge.

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