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We are BACK!! In today's installment, you can learn all about Sean's sociological takes, Aiden's crazy party nights, 29 year olds enrolling in high school, and MUCH MORE!!!

Hello, dear viewers, I'm here to deliver the bad news, for those that like this podcast anyway. Tyler, Aiden and I have talked it over and we will be discontinuing the podcast. Whether we start a new one or continue this one again, I'm not sure, but will definitely let you know! Thank you for a wonderful 60 episodes. It was quite the ride. Aiden and I started this at the beginning of quarantine. I myself have gone on a journey since then. Both in audio editing and in life. So again, thank you for listening. And for all those who aren't here, I'm Sean. and you just listened to: Podcast Minute Talk Show. Buh Bye!

Hey, what's up everyone? You tired of hearing Aiden's voice? GOOD! This episode doesn't feature him! As always, he will be back next week. This episode is just Me and Tyler. We talk about the news! Sword wielding ninjas and wizards???? Sounds plausible. We also talk all things Omicron! For our game, this week we play Would You Rather? And lemme just tell you... Tyler still loses!

This week on Podcast Minute Talk Show we talk all things crabs and octopus. God only knows why he cursed the dish (crab), the tastiest food, best when boiled alive, the ability to perceive pain. We also play a game! As the title suggests, we play Are Aiden and Tyler Smarter Than A 5th Grader? Please. Enjoy. This. Or. Else. :)

We shake things up big time this week! Three segments all planned and all entertaining. First up is News Minute Talk Show, we go over headlines YOU, the listener, has been dying to hear us talking about. No, I'm not talking about Naruto in Fortnite. Second up is Talk Minute Talk Show, your one stop destination for all things casual talking! Yes, we do talk about Naruto in Fortnite. Last up is Game Minute Talk Show, where we play a game that might not be the best for audio only listeners, sorry about that. We try out Wikipedia Speedruns. That's all for this action packed episode of Podcast Minute Talk Show, join us next week for more planned and FUN events!

What more should I say? This is Podcast Minute Talk Show at its best! We talk about the name Grandon, what does it mean and why does it exist. More questions answered in this fantastic episode!

Ayyyy battabing bataboom. It's the Mobster episode! That's right for all those praying and hoping, we finally did a mobster episode. We also hear a follow up on the FBI investigation surrounding Aiden's family! stay tuned for more Podcast Minute Talk Show!

Hello all! Happy Friday! Today we're committing heavenly crimes in order to earn a spot in heaven next to God! Aiden tells the story of how he's a wanted man by the FBI. Enjoy the show!

Hello viewers! Come one, come all, to the delightful show we've carefully prepared for you! In this episode, the boys are back at it again and can't quite seem what to make this episode be about! Thankfully, direction is achieved as Tyler tells one of his most riveting true tales from the deep recesses of his vacant mind. This time I'm certain you'll enjoy the episode! You'd better.

Hello all who dare listen! What can we say, this truly is another podcast for the books. Aiden is missing, so those scamps, Tyler and Sean, take on the daunting task of running the show! The two talk about Sean's new ailment (it's NOT a rash), their favorite All Hallows Eve treats, and share a story or two to pass the time. You'll love this one, I guarantee it! I would offer my email for complaints should you not enjoy this auditory experience, but you and I both know I will not answer.

Hey all! Another great addition to the never ending cycle of PMTS. WE will never STOP MAKING THESE. Today we're talking about a new Tik Tok trend that's sweeping the nation: Smack a Teacher Challenge. We also talk about dinosaurs. Which is more interesting? You decide! Vote for either sexual assault or dinosaurs. That's a tough choice!

Hear ye, hear ye! This episode doesn't feature everyone's favorite little misfit Tyler. If that's a deal breaker for you then just leave right now! Sean and Aiden carry things this week talking about all things... uh... um... I don't really remember. But, I'm sure this was a good episode!

This week we have on a special guest for our 50th episode! Our editor Zach! We also answer questions from Subtext! Enjoy

Aiden is back! But, Sean recorded his audio this week on a toaster! We talk all things bean and beaning related activities. What exactly is beaning..? Well, you dummy, listen to find out!

Due to the will of God, Aiden is not featured in another consecutive episode of PMTS! Sean and Tyler talk all things videogames from their first game to possibly their last?! We also talk about time travel and time manipulation powers! What would I do with the power to stop time? The answer might surprise you... Find out in this new action packed episode of Podcast Minute Talk Show the Movie: 2!

AIDEN IS GONE! Not forever... but for this episode at least. Tyler and Sean are left to fend for themselves! This week we remember fun stories from high school. And we talk about our favorite anime/manga One Piece! Pardon our dust, next week we'll get back to our regularly scheduled Podcast Minute Talk Show shenanigans!

What is there to say that the title doesn't?? This episode we delve into pure/wicked alchemy the likes of which have never been discussed on a podcast EVER. Believe it or not, this week's theme is actually laundry, per the request of Aiden. So please, grab a seat, this ride will definitely be one for the history books!

What good hosts of the only podcast in the world would we be if we spoiled anything about this special episode?! It's all in the title!

Welcome back ladies and gentlefish (shoulda used that one last week) to the only podcast named Podcast Minute Talk Show! This week our theme is summertime. Ah, summertime, the only time where love can blossom without the interruption of that nasty teacher! Y'know the teacher that would call you out whenever you tried making conversation with a girl who didn't like you back at all. The one who would point and laugh as you pissed your pants in class, in front of the girl. Just me? Our special guest certainly is special, this week we have on actor Tom Holland. He's talking all things Marvel because at this point that is his identity and the only thing keeping him sane. Like for more! Or don't you have the freedom to choose (unlike other podcasts which are evil). Our podcast is totally NOT evil!

Hello all! This week in Podcast Minute Talk Show History we make history! We are now the only free podcast to be available for free for all! The theme this week is of course the OCEAN, we talk all things ocean and sea creatures. King Neptune, former king of Atlantis, explains why he left royalty behind to scrappily pitch Aquaman 2 to the boys. We even play, you guessed it, a game! The game this time is a pirate adventure story told one sentence at a time. Argh! Stay tuned for more fun long-form improv fun!

Podcast Minute Talk Show has tackled many tough subjects on our forty-two episode run so far, but quite possibly the toughest would be that Rick and Morty Musical Special we did. The boys talk all kinds of addiction in this super special episode of PMTS. We even have on a rehab clinic guru/expert Ralph Rigamaroll who shares his top celebrity drug rehab stories with us! What would one of our podcasts if not for a game! An addiction themed "Would You Rather?" to spice up your addiction riddled lives. That's all for now!

We love sports! Where will the future of sports take us after 40 years?! Will we play on hoverboards or still be upset over what happens during the national anthem? There are many answers to burning questions and more in this special sports edition of PMTS. The ruler of all sports, Sports Boar the Sports Lord, comes on the show to explain his plan for all of sports-dom. We also play a fun little sports version of Explain A Movie Plot But Badly. Batter up! Please enjoy and remember to not live your soiled childhood through your child, let them play or not play what they want! F*ck you if you do this!

Legos are a staple of any broken childhood. Or rather broken Legos are the staple of a broken childhood. OR maybe stepping on Legos is the staple of a broken foot. Whatever you prefer you're good in my book, just as long as it's not GIRL LEGO SETS... those SUCK. This week we have on Lego CEO and Mayor/Governor of Lego City, Jørgen Vig Knudstorp. You'll find this episode of PMTS both intellectually stimulating and uh... um... fun, I guess. We also take turns pitching our dream Lego sets! Oh boy the amount of times the word Lego is mentioned is enough to get us sued! Enjoy!

What makes a mother a mother? Her long flowing hair? Her bossdom that we suck from? Her long slender legs that chase us? No! A mother is made into a mother when the stork brings the baby! Aiden, Tyler, and Sean recount their stork days this episode. We also have on a very special Mother's Day guest, a mother, Rosie Porkins, who will share her plan for global domination. Games? Yes! We play a special, you guessed it, Mother's Day game: Marry F*ck Kill Mom Edition. Stay tuned for more MOM themed content.

Trains, Trains, and Trains! Toot toot! All aboard! This trains only making one stop and it's the one place your mama can't stand. Podcast Minute Talk Show is making mamas out to be public enemy number one. Not in this episode, but in general. We have on a train conductor and it has us asking the question... (see title)

There exists a creature so formidable it'll take Earth's greatest heroes a whole segment on Podcast Minute Talk Show to beat. Enter the Grobbit. A stubby, grimy, impish monster who is hellbent on torturing those who unknowingly enter his dungeon. Can Sean and Aiden make it out alive with their bodies and minds still in one piece? Well I wouldn't tell you now... you gotta listen to the episode you fool!

The boys hear of an international egg shortage due to Easter's approach! Only one man is both mouse and rat enough to save the day... Chuck E. Cheese digs his way through our hearts to save the day. Chuck is up to his usual antics, he's currently being brutally CRUSFIED. We also play a non-Easter game for all those who don't like eggs called "Two Truths And A Lie." Make sure you have a safe Easter/Normal Sunday!

Witches AND Ghouls?! That's right we have an assortment of special spectral guests on the show this week. James Charles, renowned witch and owner of ghouls, appears to talk about all things scandalous. We play a game called Witch Witches and recall old nightmares that still keep us up at night (more like up all night on r/powerwashingporn). This week is filled with mystery and a... hint of magic (as seen on r/powerwashingporn!)

Woe is me! The Gremlins haven't had a movie in so long! This week we give the world an update on the status of the Gremlins franchise. The gremlin known as Elon Musk shows up to explain his future plans for Mars and the stars! A game! A game is played! Not gremlins themed, cause that would be asking for too much.

The show returns! Celebrating our renown and wonderful comeback, we have on super star Tom Holland to talk about all things Marvel and Wandavision. Stay tuned for more episodes every other Friday! Support us on Patreon to receive podcast benefits! https://www.patreon.com/1minutetalkshow

Honest men may not go to heaven, probably because they make a killing when they're alive! Regretfully, Aiden and Sean share news about our Tyler. In this tragedy, we're skipping to the end and dare not tell more lies! Come children, weep here, now! together! as a family of silly misfits, but once you leave this podcast you must roar a courageous roar! Shout up at the heavens and down at Brazil! Rebuke the gods! For, just creatures like them wouldn't allow our world, our Tyler, to devolve into such blasphemy. REMEMBER! Crying isn't the mark of the weak! The weak cry and cry and cry! The mighty are mighty! Not because of the many times they didn't open up, but instead because of the moments they allowed themselves to cry. Strong people neither fight nor endure through life, they simply live! The entirety of human history is riddled with horror. We've got solidarity in the tears we've shed. Thus, today's age will be painted in a grotesque light, and our Tyler very well may be the eye to these dark, storming days.

In a world ravaged misinformation and internet piracy, who will be the ones to lead America (aka Earth) into a brighter tomorrow? Well, sorry everyone, but it is NOT President-elect Joe Biden. Equally as devastating to report, the right choice isn't Mr. Mrump either. We need them both to be CO-presidents! Much like in The Parent Trap, which tells the story of two children who force their parents to give a loveless marriage another try, our neglected hosts of Podcast Minute Talk Show aim to salvage a broken friendship between two old men. Sean and Aiden, while not identical twins, are not fraternal twins either. You're probably thinking the trap won't work. Have you even scammed a whole nursing home by pretending to be a grandchild visiting on their birthday? Same basic framework.

In today's episode, Sean has fallen ill and Tyler is still long gone since last week. Who's left to take the mantle? Aiden? Oh gosh that's impossible! But we want Sean and Tyler!!!! Well, not everyone gets what they want, sorry pals. Sometimes, dreams die. Today is one of those days.

Hell-o mortal meat-men! Since you don't have any time on your hands, why don't you send them to us! Delicious hands are best served severed. If you haven't heard on the news by now, we're vampires! Like many great artists we vampires only paint in a single, beautiful color... red. As in BLOOD! We paint with BLOOD! Previous vampires (to whom we refer to as the "fampire") secretly dominate the globe with their terrifying hellish powers. Aiden and Sean of course will never stray from their original goal, even whilst addicted to the Schedule I drug that is Vam-piracy. Just as when we were mortal goobers with morals and the like, our goal at Vampire Minute Talk Show will always be to trick our many loyal men, women, and children followers... the Fanpire, into becoming snackies for us. Ta ta!

Please, pay no mind to some of the funny sounds throughout this episode! They're just a part of a fun game we're playing behind the scenes and are in NO WAY technical errors! Speaking of errors... contrary to what the leftist mainstream media will tell you, magic is not just for babies AND it's real! Sean shows off some of his most versatile and deadly spells for all to see. Perhaps the most magical thing to happen this week was when the ghost of Charli D'Amelio began to haunt the studio. But, the ghost that followed her in is so magical ("out-of-this-world crazy") it'll have YOU making some funny sounds throughout this episode. Laughter, hopefully... but, please don't eat anything during, you will absolutely throw it up.

Wub-a-lub-a-dub-dub viewers, in this wonderfully-wub-a-lub-a-dub-dubbed episode of Podcast Minute Talk Show, hosts Sean, Aiden, and Tyler take to stage in the next best musical since Mulan Live Action Movie. For those willing to stick around, stay tuned for Robert Pattinson's impression of an uninteresting podcast guest.

Even if one orders a mere burger, it seems like everything these days comes with a side of pOLiTicS. I suppose most folks aren't accustomed to child leaders, yet they've been a thing since Ancient Egypt. This week's guest is actually old enough to have witnessed people misinterpret Jesus's message in real time. Yiggum Briggum, the father of the world renown Sex Explorer Yigg Briggum, joins the show solely to predict the inevitable demise of the President of the United States of America. His answer won't surprise you, so long as you've been keeping up to date with Life Magazine, Yiggum's favorite.

Especially when one stumbles and falls, we must always dust ourselves off and carry on. Avid Redditor, Obsidian Raymond, interprets such a saying as "every man for himself." He uses the social media platform Reddit, a well known cesspool of ignorance and immorality, as a means to brush the dust of his own failures into the eyes of the innocent and uninformed. But, hey... Here at Podcast Minute Talk Show we love giving everyone the benefit of the doubt! More importantly, we love putting money into great ideas thought up in less than ten seconds. This week we play a new game "Shark, Paper, Scissors," in which Aiden, Sean, and Tyler go full Hulk, showing off their entrepreneur skills via multiple viscous battles of product pitching. (Author's Note: whoever finishes the podcast first WITH PROOF enters a chance to feel disappointed with the lack of prize)

Much like the midday sun is hard to look at (and paint as a result), your future might certainly be an uncertain frustrating mess. What if your three closest friends, who also happen to be podcast talk show hosts, put their oracle abilities together and predicted your fate! "We Choose Your Own Adventure" is our latest segment that features an especially lovable loser... YOU! We invite you and and everyone you know, one at a time, to join us in a coming of age story that actually seems plausible.

"If WE classify food in different categories based on taste, do you think THEY would classify people based on their differing levels of sinful gluttony?" Thank you, this was an excerpt from my upcoming one man show titled, "One Becomes an Idiot, What Would One Say?" Unless the food is still alive or life has turned into a poor man's Pixar film, FOOD WILL NOT TALK. But, I bet all the pickles and jams in your cupboard WOULD be talkin', if they heard what WE were talkin' about on this episode of Podcast Minute Talk Show! Are eggs ravioli? Peanuts too? With the shell on, of course! Fun discussions concerning unCANny ingredients waiting here for all human viewers! Oh man, speaking of uncanny ingredients, today's guest is the world's greatest handyman and his youngest son (out of fourteen)! Often times the two will run short of building materials just before completing their projects, but luckily, Benny and Chuck Digger claim human bones to be universal replacements. Often times the two are asked why their business is called "Benny and Boys" when the staff is made up of two. Let's just say I included that Chuck was the fourteenth son for a reason, I guess, I should say he is the only son now. In an amazing coincident, fourteen episodes ago we introduced the world to the next hit podcast segment. Today we return right where we left the dwarf prince, Aiden, and the elf scholar, Tyler, our heroes, in the midst of battling wicked S'riddles in Demon Lord Sean's Tower of Babylon.

Man's best friend is a dog, right? Yes. Humankind is graced through their friendship of those silly boofers. Man's best ride is a horse, right? NIEGH. As if humans didn't prove themselves to be evil creatures well enough with slavery, we also turned horses into sad taxis. Sean and Tyler recount their horrible elementary school nightmares this week. In the basement of their school, scientists, funded by the government, are alchemy-ing MUTANT HORSE GIRLS? Mutant, horse, and girls... mhm those could be someones answers if they were playing beloved Podcast Minute Talk Show game "5 Second Quiznos!" Alright, alright, calm down everyone! I'll answer a few questions before ending this press conference. Yes, you in the back... well it's no surprise you all figured it out already. Sean does, in fact, win this 5SQ, just as he wins every other game of skill, luck, and chance he plays. Yes, the lady recording with the huge phone... oh, that's an iPad? Last question, c'mon make it count. Yes, you in front. Hello? You with the big head in front... I'm talking to you, the person reading this. What's your question? Oh my... well I wasn't expecting this. "Who's the prettiest person you ever did see?" I say, dear Viewer, you ought to be careful with the questions you ask. Any other poor sap might've lost it right here. I'm used to it I suppose... I suppose... I'll see my prettiest person when I join her up in heaven. That's assuming horse mutants don't go right to hell.

To subvert expectations one must first be expected to get off the couch! We here at PMTS love and adore the surprising amount of bottom feeding losers who suck our Earth dry of her natural resources... but, enough about you. Wob Tonka, famous(?), billionaire oil tycoon has left a few gifts in a few of his famous Tonka oil cans. Five gifts to be exact. Golden gifts, to be precise. Ticket-y gifts (to be clear)! For a man who, at birth, was injected with a rapid growth serum, designed by his father, to grow his infant body into that of a twenty-three year old man, Tonka actually has a remarkable ability to lead a company. Speaking of lead, sometimes the only way to get out of situations in which you owe too much money is filling the back of your skull with lead. To subvert expectations one must first... set them very low, right? Your meager achievements in life will possibly never compare to a baby's first steps, to your own first words even. The only thing that matters is what others think of you. An achievement is only such because there's a collective which deems its value . You don't exist unless you are perceived and judged by others. So, in reality not even the world nor our silly lives amount to squat in this infinite void because God is dead, and can never perceive us; however, in tune with this week's theme, I'd bet everything and everyone mean, well, at least somethin' I suppose.

The average American... do they really hold enough value to justify microchips being put in their brains in order to control them? Surprisingly, the answer is yes, but a more plausible method would be polluting Facebook with loads of fraudulent news! Enter the genius, billionaire, playboy philanthropist, known to the world as William Henry Gates III. The man seeks only one thing in his sad, sad life; becoming best friends with Sean from 1 Minute Talk Show. Bill Gates is a little bit rough around the edges, especially considering he's trying to bring fringe back, BUT, give him a chance and maybe, just maybe, he'll redefine what it means to be super, super rich in 2020 (by not having a cocaine addiction). This episode of PMTS actually happens to be super, super rich with wonderful and emotionally gratifying storytelling! Aiden, Sean and Tyler create a surefire literary classic that stars everyone's favorite, hopeless goober, YOU! Let's hope you live 'till the end, both in the story and real life. In a cruel twist of fate, the end draws near for a dear crew and former cast member of 1MTS, Zach. For those who still remember him, thank you, cherish the memories Father Time hasn't stolen yet. As all of us have learned the hard way, don't get too attached to poor Zach, because he'll soon be heading for that long journey up to heave- I mean... college. Goodbye Zach! Don't get an STD!

2020 can't get any worse, right? Sorry babe! As we speak, it's becoming worse and worse in all the areas that we willfully ignore. In the end, it's all hash! Why don't you get busy and knit, OR WANK OFF, whilst you listen to the boys. This week our guest is sure to amaze you and'll open thine eyes to a career on thy rise; although, the gender and age ratio is a bit skewed. 600 year old Ancient Wizard Wizz Wazzum has the answer to all men's wildest questions concerning the universe, mankind's purpose and the reason my vision gets dark and blurry whenever I stand up. However, the jerks at PMTS, Sean and Aiden, cruelly poke and prod the Wizard because of his refusal to turn a pure man into a frog. The truth of existence aside, a second "guest" makes an appearance in this 19th episode. Don't be alarmed! The real Sean and "Cool Sean" are in NO way locked in a battle for total control of Sean's BODY. They simply cannot decide who must listen to the unrelenting nagging of their ex-wife!

There's only one thing greater than a sailor's love for the sea. Of course, that be the amount of garbage yer dumping' in it. Redefining what it means to be a pirate in modern America, our guest this week was birthed in (and will eventually die in) the ocean. As always here at Podcast Minute Talk Show, we experience character growth. On a show hosted by three white guys, there's bound to be conflict. An iced coffee will spill each time this episode is played. Maybe, just maybe, along with Aiden, Sean and the other one, you too can use this strife as a moment to improve your friendships and hearts. Although our hearts may temporarily disconnect, only one act can forcefully piece them back together. Since time immemorial, great poets and prophets have written of the cure to our wounded. relationships. Yes folks, I'm talking about the act of eating someone whole. Only when undigested, and sitting at the bottom of a living creature's stomach, can one truly communicate their deepest emotions. Three cheers for another filling episode of PMTS... and a quiet nod from the bastard in the back who knows what the hell vore is.

Dan Snyder, owner of the previously ill-named NFL team, the Washington Redskins, is just an average guy down on his luck. He figured the team name could continue to piss off everyone, yet no one who mattered, forever. Mr. FedEx said NO. Ladies and gentlemen, money talks. Thankfully, we here at Podcast Minute Talk Show also talk. Some of us more than others. We've heard your prayers and received your death threats. This week we've put together a special segment. Aiden and Sean have it good... beautiful wives (which they pass back and forth), huge schlongs, and a John Travolta signed Greaser jacket straight from the set of Grease 2 (which they don't pass back and forth due to it being too big for either of them). Needless to say, two-thirds of our boys have their lives paved out in front of them in solid gold. All while our poor Tyler lives day by day. He never knows which Denny's his next meal will be from. Holding in all his frustration, he always shows a smile. But, enough is enough... everyone needs to let that which has built up beyond imagination fly freely. This episode we bring you something unfamiliar, Aiden and Sean getting up... and Tyler Getting Off.

In this special heatwave edition of Podcast Minute Talk Show, Sean, Tyler, and Aiden accidentally talk for forty-four minutes straight! The studio is HOT, HOT, HOT! But even hotter is our guest, aspiring Male Prostitute, Jackson HOFF, HOFF HOFF! The boys tackle a lot of topics this week, some might say, that even the mainstream media isn't paid enough to cover. If one had to guesstimate, 99% of listeners will not be able to handle the woke intensity level. Let's be honest America... Vietnam was a total fucking loss. We poke fun at China for covering up a certain "Square Incident," but crack open a high school history textbook and show me where it says how BAD those farmers bodied us.