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Been a while, but we're finally back! We're talking about episode 33, "Hatred," which asks the very important question of "How many things can you blame on being a Pisces?" Jin Ling invokes Bobby Hill, Jiang Cheng is in prime jiujiu form, and Su She shows exactly how down horrendous he is. Come for the Notes app apology, stay for the Pipixian! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Cannibal Corpse - Hammer Smashed Face, perf. by Caleb Canatheviphth Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

We had to wait for an episode where Wen Ning shows up in the first minute, but we've finally created the sequel to episode ten of this podcast! Sam of Juergen' It, Kyle X Why?, and Zero to Zero joins us this week to talk about season 3, episode 9, "Manifest!" Wei Wuxian gets roasted by a toddler, Nie Huaisang commits to the hype, Su She starts a very bad internet commentary show, and all of us learn a very important lesson: kids rule, adults drool! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Robert Buckley - Squonk Blues Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy | Sam

Unfortunately, intended guest and Chief Cultivator of the show Caroline wasn't able to make it to this recording session, but their spirit lives on in episode 31, "Fated," which is mostly about Lan Xichen having an extremely bad time. Maybe he can try monologuing at a bnuuy or wearing a Baby Wangy Backpack or taking some Gento-Bismol! At least Jiggy's wearing his hot dog costume so we know he'll find the guy who did this! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: 311 - Amber, arr. by Roy Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy | Caroline (in spirit)

Marriage Story is a 2019 drama film written and directed by Noah Baumbach which follows a married couple going through a coast-to-coast divorce. Mo Dao Zu Shi season 3 episode 7, "Deviated Spirit," is a 2021 piece of web animation which follows 3 dudes as 2 of them go through a magic divorce. In this one, Nie Mingjue cannot say no, Jin Guangyao has a funny prop, everything goes according to keikaku, and your hosts offer some of the spiciest takes the listenerbase has ever goaded them into offering! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: System of a Down - Chop Suey!, perf. by Maga Flauta Fitness Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

Today we're looking at season 3, episode 6, "The Venerated Triad," and you may ask what we can possibly say about it other than "grapefruit" and "gaa goo," but rest assured, we've got almost as many hours of podcast this week as there are sworn brothers in this one. H-truther Jordan is back again to talk about a very good episode where Wei Wuxian gets Jigscared, Nie Mingjue (large (handsome (good voice (king)))) has hell of a decade to complain about, and Lan Xichen's IQ (internet quotient) is doubted. Pour the Prosicko and decide which zun you're not inviting to the party! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Devo - Whip It, perf. by Jenny Robinson Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy | Jordan wum.

monky Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Mike Oldfield - Tubular Bells, arr. & perf. by DonRock the Imposter Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

The scent of twerk wind in the air can mean only one thing: we're talking about season 3 episode 4, "Getting Drunk!" It's a funny comedy episode all about our friend Wangy breaking edge and unleashing his funny little (huge, wide) guy vibes. What more could you want? A sus turtle? Wet puppets? AUs? You want fucking AUs? Government-mandated Wrightworth milk fic? Cause we got all those too! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Heathers: The Musical (comp. Laurence O'Keefe & Kevin Murphy) - Candy Store, arr. & perf. by Melissa Hoover Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

This week Chief Cultivator of the show Colin joins us less to talk about season 3, episode 3, "The Dream" and more to talk about how married Song Lan and Xiao Xingchen are. In this sakuga all-timer, Xue Yang is the hotstepper, Wei Wuxian animates some piñatas, A-Qing becomes Scott Stapp, Song Lan receives the greatest and most tragic screentime-to-impact ratio seen thus far, and we all learn how to defeat an invisible opponent. See you in Delaware! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Rihanna ft. Jay-Z - Umbrella, perf. by Emily Phillips Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy | Colin

GRAPEFRUIT Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Megadeth - Tornado of Souls, arr. & perf. by Yiğit Şahan Yüksel Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

Get your juriken ready and prepare a joffering to jelders, because we are HYPE and our PUSSIES ARE POGGING for the first episode of donghua season 3, "Yi City!" Nie Huaisang has his jocks do some efficient hupping, Jin Ling does a tungi, Lan Wangji gets a little goopy with it, and Nie Mingjue shows up to act hilarious. Meanwhile, your hosts are getting mad about a certain horrible little man whose name they can pronounce a little better now, keeping track of the Wangy Smile Count, and giving a rundown of Mars Volta lore! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Morris Day & the Time - Jungle Love (Prime Cuts DJ Edit by Greg Lee) Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

Oh, BOY, have we got news this week! Before we get to chapters 85 and 86, we discuss the onslaught of season 3 trailers and the announcement of the official English novel translations! Then we do the reading, where everybody holds the Jiggy Is Over Party, Jin Guangshan (whom you should never be) reenacts The Dark Crystal, Wei Wuxian gets respected???, and Roy cycles through every member of Team Rocket. We also determine each sect's fast food choices, discover the anti-pog, and try to comprehend the latest M. Night Shyamalan vehicle! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Yes - Don't Kill the Whale, arr. by Roy Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy save da whale my final message

"Loyalty" arc? More like "BOYalty" arc! Professional Boy Enjoyer Kay of Special Grade Snax joins us this time to read chapters 83 and 84! Our nice wet friend Mr. Wen gets a zombie birthday, Jiang Cheng goes to Pride, Lan Wangji gives Wei Wuxian (platonic) uppies, and all of the juniors be on they damn phones. Also, we take a look at the newest season 3 donghua trailer, where the coffee is excellent, the bussy game is ridiculous, and the little guys go around on their tricycles. Jiggy says Gaa Goo in it so it's the best one so far. Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Lady Gaga - Born This Way, arr. & perf. by Claire Holdich Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy | Kay

This week, returning guest cultivator and resident Fossologist Jordan joins us to read chapters 81 and 82, parts 3 and 4 of the "Loyalty" arc, and contemplate the meaning of Gaa Goo! Su She reincarnates into George Lucas, Nie Huaisang invents MLMs, Ouyang Zizhen gets a good voice, and Wen Ning tries out a less specified role. By the way, please accept our apologies on behalf of Jiang Cheng. He committed two unforgivable sins but he became Catholic afterward. Best mecision he's ever made! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: They Might Be Giants - Particle Man (Instrumental) Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy | Jordan

Persons of Justice unite! Today we're reading chapters 79 and 80, parts 1 and 2 of the "Loyalty" arc, two very good chapters where a guy who sucks gets publicly owned! Su She gets copyright claimed, Wei Wuxian has a goo, Lan Wangji gets diagnosed with Handsome Boy Disease, and your hosts are on #AmogusWatch2k21. A good episode, in our opinions, aside from the worst Google Translate Essence Collection segment ever! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Imagine Dragons - Believer, perf. by Rec0rderMast3r Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Pornosonic – If It Ain't Easy, It Ain't Sleazy: Nice N Sleazy Does It Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

Folks, we are back, and we are approaching you with three awful chapters and 6.90 Textile King of the show Sarah! We're looking at the "Nightfall" arc (chapters 76, 77, and 78), which sure is the part of the novel ever. Everyone is doing Arthur fist, we bid a fond farewell to a beloved wifeguy, Crocodile Dundee pays a visit, and Wei Wuxian once again becomes the damn Joker. Plus, we discover what it takes to really make a failson, and we ask perhaps the most important question of them all: what if it was the Loud Recesses? Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Digital Underground - The Humpty Dance (Instrumental) Also used: The Untamed OST - Yong Ge (Instrumental) The Untamed OST - Yi Nan Ping (Instrumental) Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy | Sarah

While Fallon is once again fighting their way out of the California Burial Mound, Roy is joined by friend of the show and newcomer to the cultivation world Rainer to have a nice relaxing four-hour discussion about what exactly Mo Dao Zu Shi is! That's what you do over two years into a podcast about a topic, after all. In "My Dinner with Roy," find out what exactly this media property is, what a cultivator is, how names work, and, since this is a recap episode, everything that's happened in the novel through chapter 75! And please stick around even after Roy says the words "I want Anastasia Rasputin in my body." I beg of you. Follow along with Roy's """""""""helpful"""""""""" slideshow! Intro & Outro: Luis Fonsi ft. Daddy Yankee – Despacito, arr. & perf. by Eelin Lim Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy | Rainer

Happy Homestuck Day! We're honoring the occasion by discovering all the ways in which MDZS and Andrew Hussie's [VALUE JUDGMENT REDACTED] webcomic are exactly the same! Then we read chapter 75, "Distance--part II," a good chapter where Wen Ning gets his brain back and immediately becomes a butler, Wei Wuxian is the demons, everyone at the Burial Mound plays American football with a baby, and Jiang Yanli is, as some might say, Very Clean. Come have a listen! And please let us know if you have any idea what potato onomatopoeia might be. (The Official PodRecesses MDZS/Homestuck Venn Diagram can be found here) Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Kenshi Yonezu - Lemon, arr. & perf. by Jae Meng Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

Debate all you want about whether this qualifies as an "episode" when we spend perhaps 1/4 of it talking about chapter 74, "Distance--part I." It means nothing to either the cancelled hosts of this extremely cancelled podcast or Chief Cultivator of the show Milk. While Wei Wuxian forgets his car, A-Yuan meets his first not-stinky adult, and Lan Wangji does baby voice, we focus on the important matters at hand: embracing/avoiding our Shindanmaker Fates, discovering the origin of Death Grips, finding tiny men, and undergoing forced Noisespacification. Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Sadie Stanley - Call Me, Beep Me (Kim Possible Theme), perf. by Gregory Taylor Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy | Milk

We've made it to 69 (nice (funny)) episodes and 2 years of laffs! Dr. Janos Podcasts joins us this week to read chapter 73, "Recklessness--part II," a normal chapter where nothing bad happens and we all finish it feeling good and normal. Jiang Cheng declares his brother Hank Hill, Wei Wuxian says fuck, Jin Guangyao comes to save the day, the entire cultivation world collectively announces that women be women, and Nie Mingjue doesn't appear enough. Meanwhile, the government assigns us kin, the fandom is once again bad and wrong, and we engage in a 13-minute-long conversation about Steely Dan, because if you love it, fuck it. Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Southern Playas - Dickey Ride Also used: Pornosonic - If It Ain't Easy, It Ain't Sleazy: Nice N Sleazy Does It (If you are listening to this anywhere other than on Noise Space dot X Y Zed website, then you are listening to a STOLEN version. We do not give anyone permission to re-post our podcasts to other sites.) Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy | Janos

Coming to you live from our new """"""""""studio"""""""""" (kitchen table with 2 acoustic foam squares), we're here to read chapter 72, "Recklessness--part I," and get into some clowntroversy! In this chapter, everybody heads to the Koi Tower, where Jiggy's OnlyFans finds its best-paying subscriber, Bitch McGuangshan Stand Up, and the entire cultivation world has ethics to argue and themes to put on display. You can also join us as we write a really good Gaia Online AU, learn about cookie metal, and explore horticulture, both in the form of growing Maynard James Keenans and enjoying Orntch! We welcome both Waffle House asses and brunch-ass bitches alike! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Cardi B ft. Megan Thee Stallion - WAP, arr. & perf. by Junior Marvel Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

Gather round, slimelikers and fastboy math calculators! It is our burden to report on both chapter 71, "Departure--part III," and the latest disgraceful act of fandom rendering the internet inoperable. In this chapter, rude stinky pit boy Wei Wuxian meets up with Lan Wangji for a cringe compilation livestream, enters a Ratatouille flashback, and goes orangutan mode. Meanwhile, your hosts have a game to play, a Rick Sanchez quota to hit, and some zodiac signs to apologize to (and for). Whether you're #WithHer or whether you're hitting the Jiggy butt buffet, we hope you enjoy! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Ariana Grande - Positions, arr. & perf. by Juliana MM Also used: Think! (Jeopardy Theme Song) – Merv Griffin; perf. by Johann Chan Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy | Ninfriendo Gamebear Advice

It's chapter 70, "Departure--part II," and we've got Chief Cultivator of the show Jared here to help us try out "entirely to damn many" funny voices! We've got a legacy of Punished Marge to uphold, after all. In this one, Jiang Yanli owns everyone with facts and logic, just about every Jin throws a tantrum, and only one man (not shown) has the vision, the power, and the thighs to escape any culpability. Afterwards, we all learn a little something about car foreheads and girlboss soundtracks, and Fallon takes a breaky from their bakey to lay down the Fanfiction.net law. Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem, arr. & perf. by Jon Reed Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy | But Doctor, they ARE PagliacciProtoJ

In no good faith could we talk about the funny sex number chapter (aka "Departure--Part I") without Sworn Brother Without Manners Brooks (notes pictured). This week, we take a look at the parallels between MDZS and Ariel Needs Legs, whether it's white knighting if it's for your sister, the real meaning of Blue Forgetting Machine, taking thicc leave, and, of course, Donust. Plus, Brooks throws your hosts the jokerfication option in a special revival of a long-dead bit. Much to think about! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Walter Murphy, Seth MacFarlane, & David Zuckerman - Family Guy Main Theme, arr. & perf. by Flute Hero Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy | Brooks | da boys crankyankers2021 bring it back

Today we wrap up the "Tendewness" arc with chapters 67 and 68, officially ending our long national nightmare of waiting to get to chapter funny 69 (nice). In this episode, MXTX shows off her degree in clickbait, Wen the not alive anymore Ning gets a good new voice, Wei Wuxian be's delicate, Lan Wangji makes ellipses audible, there's some ninjers, and a boy embodies the sentiment and use of Jack Spicer. Meanwhile, your hosts discover Virtual Rickality, Fallon remembers a bit, and Roy breaks a personal record! Oh, and remember Su She? He's back and he still sucks! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Quincy Jones - Soul Bossa Nova Also used: Julius Fucik – Entry of the Gladiators, arr. & perf. by Orlan Charles Jim Johnson - Rest in Peace (Undertaker Theme), arr. & perf. by Hakim Sayed Nasir Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

We are getting dangerously close to the sex number (of both chapters AND episodes), but today, we're talking about chapters 65 & 66, parts III and IV of the "Tenderness" arc. Lan Xichen XY gets out of his freezer bed to do some bump-n-dump, Lan Wangji looks disrespectfully, Wei Wuxian puts on the most benevolent possible trollface, Li'l Apple takes a Li'l Napple, and your hosts enroll in an impromptu Icelandic language course. Don't forget to spay and bneuter your bnuuy! RIP LAN QIREN HE WAS KILLED BY HIS BOYS MAKING IT CLAP ON THE GRAM Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Fallon & Roy, ft. CSoul & Jajanken – At a glance, you still recognize you are envious of you, fairy love Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

Join your hosts at the Thomas Kinkade house of the extremely normal Lan family for chapters 63 and 64, parts 1 and 2 of the "Tenderness" arc! In this episode, Wei Wuxian is in full uguu mode, Lan Wangji (strapped) makes a bitch thing come out of his mouth, and Lan Xichen reminds us that his room is called the cold room because he be chilling. Meanwhile, Roy becomes QQAnon, Fallon introduces a new segment, and we both put on our airbrushed badass Jiggy t-shirts for it all! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Steely Dan - Chain Lightning; arr. & perf. by Bill McBirnie Also used: Death Note Original Soundtrack (Hideki Taniuchi) - Near Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

Wei Wuxian is BACK, and he is so sick, twisted, and Jokerfied that he has carved the Slayer logo onto so many parts of his body that, in the name of The Plomacy, your hosts needed friend of the show Max to help count them all. We read the entire "Evil" ("Despicable") arc, where we get to watch Wang Lingjiao take part in the Russian Sleep Experiment, calculate the width of both Wen Zhuliu and George "Fishgrinder" Corpseman's necks, witness death by nae nae, and learn what an antifa supersoldier truly is. May the sentiment and use of Wen Chao live on. Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Nadav Eliyahu Outro: Slayer – Raining Blood, arr. & perf. by Soft as a Pear Also used: Julius Fucik - Entry of the Gladiators, arr. & perf. by Orlan Charles Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy | Max

It is at last time to finish up the Pussin's Arc with chapter 60! We're putting on our jobes in honor of history's most tragic bruh moment. Jiang Cheng has been epicly memed, Wei Wuxian hambones, Wen Qing explains things queerly, and your leftist Communist Marxist (fascist) hosts are dying hard and loving controversy, as usual. Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Pink Floyd - Another Brick in the Wall; arr. & perf. by Fabio Vetro Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

The plot rememberers have logged back on, and this time we're reading chapters 58 and 59, parts III and IV of the "Poisons" arc! These chapters are extremely sad, but don't worry, we found the worst ways possible to have fun with them. Jiang Cheng feels a mother's love for the first time in his life, Wei Wuxian is catatonic (but hurgling), Wen Ning don't snitch, and Wen Zhuliu gets a good and funny voice as well as good and funny thoughts. Also, your hosts explore all of the things you can make a bong out of, create divorce boat schematics, and have a squeege with the lads. Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: dog shit.mp3 Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

This week, your hosts are logging into their little accounts and posting their little takes about chapter 57, "Poisons--pt. III," and if you thought Madam Yu would never give an #EpicClapback then we kindly invite you to spit out your cereal. In this chapter, Wei Wuxian is disrespectful to dirt (Wen Chao), the Wen sect officially crosses the disgusting event horizon, and we learn that no matter how magic a teen may be, getting grounded is still the ultimate punishment. Meanwhile, your hosts discuss sexy robot maid twins, how good Megamind (2010) is, and the power words of "Keanu Xichen." Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Danzig - Mother; arr. by Roy Also used: Think! (Jeopardy Theme Song) - Merv Griffin; perf. by Johann Chan Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

We're high on podcasting, babey! This week, we sit down and click like on chapter 56, part I of the “Poisons” arc. Wei Wuxian is back home, ready to be awarded some good boy points, Madam Yu gets added to Smash, faildad Jiang Fengmian takes the failfamily on a nice failcation, and the Q writers do some more baby torment. Sorry your hosts are like this, by the way! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Kirk van Houten - Can I Borrow a Feeling? Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy |

It's Fat Xuanwu Week, so what can we say? Big episode, big turtle. We did the unthinkable and read three entire chapters: 53-55, parts 3-5 of the “Courage” arc! In these ones, Lan Wangji makes the Sophie's choice between “leg” or “virginity”,” Wei Wuxian uses how annoying he is medicine, and everybody has severe Tool Video Brain. Well, except for your hosts, who are too busy reminiscing about 1977 horror film Death Bed: The Bed That Eats. All this and a beautiful baby birthday treat for a beautiful baby birthday boy! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Darude – Sandstorm, arr. & perf. by DJ Enculé Also used: Zu i Xue, Zheng Fanxing, Qi Peixin, & Guo Cheng (The Untamed OST) - Zui Shi Shao Nian Bu Ke Qi Noise Space | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

We have bad news and good news. Fallon's mom is going to be visiting us for a bit and we were planning on getting an episode out before then, but the bad news is our schedule hit a snag and that wasn't able to happen. The good news is we aren't leaving you totally hanging! This past Thursday was Jiang Cheng's birthday, and what will be this episode's Google Translate Essence Collection is in honor of the rude man himself! So this may not be a full episode, but we hope you enjoy this little snack of a segment before it joins the rest of episode 56 sometime (goku willing) around November 17th. Happy birthday, jiujiu! May all your glutinous catgirl dreams come true!

u.nhnnnnnnnnnnhhhhhg ghhhhh wangji baaallll HUYUUU Pointed Bouce. Pointed Bouce. Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Danny Elfman – This is Halloween, arr. & perf. by Gina Luciani Noise Space | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

We're really in it now, Ariana, and “it” is chapter 51, “Courage—part 1.” We've finally managed to make it back to content that was in the donghua (remember the donghua?)! It's flashback time, and specifically it's the flashback time when Madam Yu and her skateboarding meidos Epicly Own her son, all the kids go to fascism camp, Lan Wangji has an out-of-Bobby experience, and MXTX once again decides to tell us fuck all about one of the most interesting side characters she's created. Best of all, Jiang Yanli is finally here to up our TTPP (Total Treats Per Page) ratio! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Ricebubs - One Bad Gloop (because it's October 2020) Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

This week we needed to bring chief cultivator Scout on to help us get through chapter 50, the final section of the “Guile” arc, because it sure is a chapter where many things happen! In this installment, Wei Wuxian gets back to his meat sack, everybody tries to come party in Little Uncle's Sleepy Palace, and we bid a couple of solemn RIPs to Nie Mingjue. We're talking magic encephalitis. We're talking disappointing female character arcs. We're talking Jiang Cheng's worst habits. We're talking baseball surgery. Just mind the bongs. Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Bruno Mars – Grenade, arr. & perf. by Vineet Gopal Also used: Luciano Michelini - Frolic Homo Satori - Silent Leaves Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy | Scout

The jgiiy is up! This is a very important episode, not only because hunk of the show and Mr. Podcasts János is here with us, but also because MXTX let Nie Huaisang say Fuck. It's chapter 49, "Guile--part IV." Nie Mingjue has a heated gaming moment, Jin Guangyao is friends with a felon, and Wei Wuxian declares his past self cringe. Hop on the trolley (problem) and join us! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: The damn Onceler - How Bad Can I Be, perf. by Rolobi Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy | János

Anger is the color of our energy this episode, as we read chapter 48, "Guile--part III!" Nie Mingjue('s head) does a very unique form of venting and causes Wei Wuxian to witness his adventures as he Logs Into His Damn Account and experiences some intermediate to advanced drama. Jiggy does Influencer Voice a lot, Lan Xichen says the most heterosexual thing imaginable, and we try to do our dick diligence despite having to discuss some very unfortunate literary ownership. Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Tool - Lateralus, arr. perf. by Shrouded Day Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Luciano Michelini - Frolic, arr. & perf. by Daniel Tidwell Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

We made it to 50 entire episodes so we decided to celebrate by letting you (the listeners) ask us (the hosts) whatever you want (questions)! Apologies for the amount of time we spend scrounging Google Image Search and inside the concept of Swedish furniture retailer Ikea. Hopefully, between transmuting rice into hockey pucks and listening to twink ASMR, we provide answers! Intro: Luis Fonsi ft. Daddy Yankee – Despacito, arr. & perf. by Eelin Lim Outro: Taylor Swift - Look What You Made Me Do, arr. & perf. by Cynthia Wong Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

(CW because I forgot to record a warning: discussions of child death, gaslighting, and other forms of psychological abuse) Happy Manlet Monday, everybody! We've made it to 50 entire episodes, and to celebrate, sworn NoiseSpace brother of the show Jordan has joined us to tackle the longest chapter of the entire novel, chapter 47, "Guile--part II!" Today we take the Jin Sect Memorial Clout Highway to a big fancy party where we finally get to meet Jin "Jiggy" Guangyao and his wife, an extremely normal couple who definitely have nothing bad happening in their relationship, and then Wei Wuxian does arts and crafts in order to discover some pretty run-of-the-mill secret torture room stuff. We worked very hard in the fandom mines to bring you this, so we hope you enjoy and don't cancel anyone's wives! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Paper Mario Color Splash OST (comp. Takeru Kanazaki, Shigemitsu Goto, & Fumihiro Isobe) – Thing (Flute) Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy | Jordan

Hey, remember the cut-up zombie parts that are the reason this novel's plot is happening? In chapter 46, "Guile--Part I," we finally learn who they belong to (his name is Charles)! This week, your hosts exit the liminal space known as "the toilet" and get down to Will Grahaming it through Lan Xichen's tragic ordeal of identifying a body by its dick. That's the whole chapter, really. Just kind of a lot of nude dead man dick. Sorry Don't forget to send us some question for our upcoming Q&A bonus episode! Email them to cloudrecessespod@gmail.com or send them to us on Social Media with “Q&A” written somewhere in there! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Celine Dion – My Heart Will Go On; arr. & perf. by Matt Mulholland Also used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

Last week we saw a lot of funny comedy drunkenness, so it's only right that this week our very own Chief Cultivator/Entergage Officer Colin At Padgettish joins us to talk about The Morning After. In chapter 45, the third and final installment of the "Allure" arc, the gang splits up, teaches us some folklore, ignores respect, cultivates the Dao of Fortnite, and says R.I.P. to Bluto-jun. Also we spend a surprising amount of time at Busch Gardens, where Lan Wangji cosplays both Fabio and the Unabomber. Don't forget to send us some question for our upcoming Q&A bonus episode! Email them to cloudrecessespod@gmail.com or send them to us on Social Media with "Q&A" written somewhere in there! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Gorillaz – Clint Eastwood; arr. & perf. by Daniel Lavandero Also used: Edd Kalehoff – The Price is Right Theme Song; perf. by Matt Sawyer Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy | Colin CRANKY KONG HAS PASSED AWAY AND HUNKY KONG IS HERE TO STAY

There are chapters of the web novel Mo Dao Zu Shi, and then there are Looney Tunes shorts, and chapters 43 and 44 are kind of both. They're also the horniest chapters we've read so far. In the first two parts of the "Allure" arc, Wen Ning details causing an SCP containment breach, we learn the joke of Lan Jingyi (chicken), Lan Wangji places Wei Wuxian under Fucker's Arrest, and between all of these things, we discover the Key of the Genious. This episode is brought to you by the letters E and G! Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia Lin Outro: Nelly – Hot in Herre, arr. & perf. by Teemunney Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

We did it. The "Grasses" arc is done, and now that we've made it to chapter 4-diddly-2, we can move on with our damn lives. Wei Wuxian puts on his jeans tuxedo, gives a bunch of little boys depression, and teaches Lan Wangji about distribution of labor. Song Lan learns how to use a microwave. Jin Guangyao unfortunately does some comrade shit. But most importantly, we follow The Genious's Way and deny Xue Yang his woobie clout. Intro: Tyga ft. Xiaoyu Lu Archive & Microsoft Sam – Yi City, arr. by Roy Outro: "Wicked" Soundtrack (comp. Stephen Schwartz) - What is This Feeling?, arr. & perf. by Lori Sutherland Also used: -Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway -Avengers: Infinity War Soundtrack (comp. Alan Silvestri) - Thanos Theme Suite Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

Since we'd spend 90% of this episode saying the words "become the damn Joker" if we were left by ourselves, we brought professional podcast Scorpio (Nie) MJ on to bring us some clout. We've made it to chapter 41, which means we FINALLY get to exit the Empathy zone. But not before Xue Yang decides to be the most normal he's ever been. It sucks but we're almost done with him. We taste the fruit punch of Christ, salute A-Qing so hard, and at last return to our funny comedy boys in the present time. Hell arc. Sorry. Intro: Tyga ft. Xiaoyu Lu Archive & Microsoft Sam – Yi City, arr. by Roy Outro: My Chemical Romance - Welcome to the Black Parade, perf. by Edith Frank Also used: -Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy | MJ

Y'all ever live with someone for 2 years and never bother asking your roommate what his name is? After reading chapter 40, "Grasses," part 8, we can't help but wonder whether doing that might have been able to solve a lot of the problems here. Not a very fun chapter, but we did spend almost 2 hours and 20 fuck minutes talking about it. Wei Wuxian yells at Forensic Files, Xue Yang puts on his tactical clown nose and reads us his manifesto, and we mourn the dream team that could have been Song Lan and A-Qing giving one of this novel's 7 murder twinks (Maybe More) an awful waffle. Intro: Tyga ft. Xiaoyu Lu Archive & Microsoft Sam – Yi City, arr. by Roy Outro: Kate Bush - This Woman's Work, arr. & perf. by Jef Kearns Also used: -Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

This week on PodRecesses, we needed a jury of three in order to--with no pleasure in our hearts--declare Xiao Xingchen a centrist, and sect leader of the show Sarah McCostumes was more than willing to lay the law down. We spend about 20 minutes making eyeball jokes, then talk about chapter 39, "Grasses" part 7, where everyone makes everyone else experience situations and which, like every book from Neil Gaiman's Stardust to Frank Sherbert's Dude, may very well be having themes. Still no idea what's up with the possibly sentient zombie cow in this chapter, though. Intro: Tyga ft. Xiaoyu Lu Archive & Microsoft Sam – Yi City, arr. by Roy Outro: Yugo Kanno - Akuyaku Kyosokyoku Also used: -Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

Would you look at that? It's a damn episode! We read chapter 38, part 6 of the "Grasses" arc! Wei Wuxian teaches us about the intelligent's of normies and then lies completely A-Qing on the pavement, while Fallon takes us on a Grandpa adventure. Oh, and if this ends up our final episode before Jeffree Star doxxes us for internet clout, make sure our loved ones get the Kia Soul ad bucks. Intro: Tyga ft. Xiaoyu Lu Archive & Microsoft Sam – Yi City, arr. by Roy Outro: Yu Miyake - Katamari on the Rocks, arr. by pixeltea Also used: -Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

On this very special occasion of Nie Huaisang's birthay, we read chapter 37, "Grasses--pt. V," so you KNOW we're talking Jokey's Trick, a new universal dad, and Don Juan DeMarco (1994). Also Fallon revs their damn Fire Emblem engine, and Roy flexes her encyclopedic Wayne's World knowledge (again). Song Lan rules dude Intro: Tyga ft. Xiaoyu Lu Archive & Microsoft Sam - Yi City, arr. by Roy Outro: White Zombie - More Human Than Human, arr. by Roy Also used: -MDZS Audio Drama OST - Trials of the Troubled Swan Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy

It took us 40 episodes, but we finally made a 2-hour-long episode. Sorry bout it! Today, we're talking about chapters 35 and 36, parts 3 and 4 of the "Grasses" arc, and returning guest cultivator Val Flightcub comes along as we meet a living pair of Fucci slides, browse the Jiang Cheng Penney's sword catalogue, and learn that the deader you are, the less alive you are. All this plus surprise guest appearances by Inuyasha's son, Binuyasha, and Siri. Intro: Tyga ft. Xiaoyu Lu Archive & Microsoft Sam - Yi City, arr. by Roy Outro: Peter Lurye & Little Richard (RIP) - Ride on the Magic School Bus, arr. & perf. by David Tsai Also used: -Frederic Chopin - Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy | Val

It's time to finish out "this" """episode.""" We are here, we are Sean, and we are talking about chapter 34, part 2 of the "Grasses" arc, as well as bears as a unit of measure, the contents of Lan Jingyi's brain, stolen clout valor, and Raymond Animalcrossing takes (spoiler alert: he be printing). Try not to scream in your sleep too much. Intro: Tyga ft. Xiaoyu Lu Archive & Microsoft Sam - Yi City, arr. by Roy Outro: John Mulaney & the Sack Lunch Bunch Soundtrack - Music, Music Everywhere! Also used: -Frederic Chopin - Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James Galway Noisespace | Patreon | Tumblr | Discord | Twitter | Fallon | Roy