The Lunchbox Chronicles

On this episode we discuss: Getting comfortable with things being beneath you. Having a friendtervention for OP. The ways black people keep time. New shows and reboots. Why what you watched as a kid indicated where you got on the poverty line. How much have bad men lowered bar. Ooch will not late anyone assassinate OPs character. Knowing certain facts about local fast food chains. And PreSex Stereotypes.

On this episode we discuss: Ooch talks about adjusting to life with brother being home. Joe Rogan going full Trinidad James. Did the groundhog get bereavement leave? Why people like minding other peoples business. Ain't shit men rankings. Expanding our weekly mental health conversation. The girls gone wild and BET uncut era of tv. And MLK did what?

On this episode we discuss: OP's shooting percentages have drastically increased. Learning how people “care” differently. Ooch and Nata trying to persuade OP to get an only fans account. Men are actually scared of what they really want. The trials and tribulations of going out. Toxic hairstyles and the art of the “my bad”.

On this episode we discuss: The crew have a night on the town with a guest appearance from Nata's friend date. People don't know how to play Jenga. What it's like blending friends. Ooch's random thoughts. OP is finding it hard getting used to being used. Ain't

On this episode we discuss: Ooch saying goodbye to his mom and his journey through the process. OP and his endless empathy. Nata gives the fellas their flowers. “Snowmageddon” and why people can't drive. OP has a horrible baby cry. Is Paula Payton a horrible actress? Therapy tropes and why Nata hates the word “therapize”. Spicy Zodiac reading.

On this episode we discuss: How Ooch is dealing with grief. Having a good support group is essential when in hard times. Dating site tips. Nata is a going to be a really great doctor and she be dropping gems. How trash we were in our childhood. OP's first outing in a new area. Nata's Book!!

On this episode we discuss: Why Ooch thought he was still young wild and free. OP finally has a new phone!! Why school shootings are becoming so normalized. The reason why Versuz won't last. Why there isn't information on the Ghislaine Maxwell trial. Coming to terms with being a young old head and why being called “unk” can't be tolerated. You can't win an argument with a woman who's had therapy. Ooch loves wearing Crocs. And why the word “scram” is so funny.

On this episode we discuss: RIP to Virgil Abloh and his impact on the fashion world. Nata is moving and why moving is trash. Holiday traditions. Do you care about Black Friday shopping? Dollar tree no longer just a dollar. Ooch has a bday coming up. Dating updates with Nata and O.P. A man coming to a man as a man isn't the same as a woman coming to a woman as a woman. Tony Humphrey is a stand up young man. And that's why Lovely Bones was trash.

On this episode the crew discuss: OP catches us up on his trip to Minnesota. Nata puts emphasis on “Ex”. Black Amazon. The Kyle Rittenhouse verdict and how it relates to the Ahmaud Arbery case. Ooch isn't comfortable with saying “in-law”. Why bullying is still a problem. Potential LBC ugly sweater Pod. Young Dolph and how envy and jealousy can lead to your demise. Nata and OP catches us up on the dating world. And stupid memes.

On this episode we discuss: The problems with the Kyle Rittenhouse trial. Hallmark needs to stop producing bad black Christmas movies. Dating Apps and why O.P. is trying to be so cool on them. Is anyone looking forward to the holidays? The art of spinning the block. And why men were so trash with the “let me get a blanket” move.

On this episode we discuss: Why people should get dogs if they are considering having kids. What's up with the hate for JoshButlerTV. OPs Options and Nata's Notes are coming back. The disaster at Astroworld and why people lack empathy. Thanksgiving etiquette. FB memories and Stupid Memes.

On this episode, we discuss: Ooch's wife surprised him with a puppy! SOLs and Career Amplitude test. Krystals is the ghetto White Castle. Things are still getting cancelled. The Gov't has beef with The X-Files. Why is O.P. scared of Thriller. Break up expectations. What happened to chain restaurants? Reflecting on our youth. The Dating Game and stupid memes.

On this episode we discuss: we have a mental health check-in. Things that are manly that Ooch says he no longer does. Getting married to be “honorable” is potentially detrimental. The male equivalent to a BBL. Salt N Peppa were city girls without the scamming. Nick Cannon doing way too much again. Monique has a problem with wearing bonnets in public. Ooch's random thoughts and Stupid Memes.

This marked the year anniversary of the pod and we decided to share that moment live with people. On this episode is excerpts of some of what we talked about.

On this episode we discuss: Gas shortages and why we wouldn't survive an apocalypse. Animals would wipe us out if they had thumbs. Noticing all the post COVID breakups. O.P. wants Ooch don't start a fake vaccine card rink. What are some articles of clothing we may stereotype. Why some animals seem homeless. The Dunkin Donut death punch. Ooch's random thoughts. Porcha being messy again. The reality t.v. years. Tank is going deaf. Stupid Memes. Why sometimes placing parents on a pedestal can hinder relationships. And “Reasons” might've been about a jump off.

On this Episode we discuss: Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers and mother figured out there. Drake is the real Mr. Steal Yo Girl. When your girl gets out on to music your didn't put her on to. Dr. Umar Johnson vs Kevin Samuels is the only Versuz we care about. Serena went full jigsaw. Do we really care about the Logan Paul vs Mayweather fight? Cancel culture is truly toxic. O.P. is the worst podcast guest ever. Some of our favorite cartoons growing up. Continuing the female dirty Mack playoffs.

On this episode we discuss: Shooting Dr. Umar some bail. Sesame Street 50th Anniversary. J Lo “spinning the block” along with dating terms and their meanings. Podcasting with friends. O.P.' s pod appearance. Ooch thinks most actresses were in “For Colored Girls”. When you and your spouse's family member click. And continuing the Female Dirty Mack Playoffs.

On this episode we discuss: The Police are still very much policing. Is justice served and will this start a trend? Virginia might be a trash state to live. What celebrities we would like to see celebrity boxing. Dave Chappell gets a residency. No one trust the johnsons and Johnson's vaccine. Caucasian cuisine. The female dirty Mack playoffs continue and O.P. hates the “Fast and the Furious” franchise.

On this episode we discuss: Somehow most of the audio disappeared. Racism is alive and thriving. Men and Women pregame differently, and why men don't compliment each other. More senseless acts of violence. Another Stimmy on the way? Are we hopping on the dogecoin wave? The Supa Hot Fire and IceJJFish era. We love you Jholie!! The start of the female dirty mack playoffs!

On this episode we discuss: Complaints that are no longer valid. Police out here still wildin. Songs we had no business listening to as kids. Usher's residency. From Twitter to the theaters. What is a “high value” man? Men being gross, again. O.P. doesn't count all of his exes. And Pleasure P might be the King of the dirty mack.

Join us as we discuss: Ooch's continued disdain for Phase 10. Tik Tok will low key keep you hip. O.P. is having too much fun. This is the last time we talk about Derrick Jaxn. Ooch's dad still got it. Different type of hugs and what they mean. Thomas Jefferson was the colonial John B. Brunch and aggressive women. Normalizing calling people “life”. When we started embracing our insecurities. And why aren't marriages lasting like our parents and grandparents.

On this We discuss: Phase 10 and why Nata may have a chest code l. Senseless acts of violence that have been happening. The Deshaun Watson situation. A king has fallen. O.P and his battles in the middle of nowhere. Our 90s TV crushes. Aggressive vs Assertive. How arguing can benefit your relationship. And why Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts is one of the biggest scams.

On this Episode: Everyone is going stimmy crazy, what people could be using them for. One year COVIDversary. Ruby Tuesdays should be closed for good. What's was our go to snack as a kid and how that changed. Relationship Norms that are outdated. Pepe Le Pew needs to register. More silly memes. 93 thongs. And the beginning of the Female Dirty Mack Playoffs.

On this Episode we discuss: Coming to America 2, did it live up to the hype, what stood out. O.P. doesn't want to A mic. Weird Pandora station names. A return to Nata's dating chronicles. Who would hire Umar for a child's party? Zaya Wade a role model? Normalizing talking about mental health. Stupid Memes and Music Exposè: Who put it on Bill Withers.

On this episode we discuss: The weather changing and our spring time plans. Semi drunk Nata and drinking games. How we all brought in the pandemic. America is the perfect example of a group project. OP was an aspiring mailman. Disney and Nickelodeon had mad creepy ish going on. Aladdin never apologized. Weird kinks and pre-sex vs post-sex “what are we” talks.

In this episode we discuss: Just What is Galentine's Day and why men can't just make up holidays. The misery that is Malcom and Marie and how it relates to real life. Bridging the gap on he men and women can better understand each other. Tyrone from “Call Tyrone” got a bad rap. Music Exposè: When the relationship toxic but the sex fire.

On this episode we discuss: The Super Bowl and why Tom Brady is the G.O.A.T. Why someone would put gorilla glue in their hair. Queen Latifah as The Equalizer. Lil Uzi Vert doing his best Sailor Moon impression. The best and worst Valentine's Day gift. Random black history facts. What is your Roadtrip/Vacation role?

On this episode we discuss: Cicely Tyson living a good life. How some phrases are meant as a slight. Shows we are currently watching. Stock markets and the anarchist. It's tough being the “cool” uncle/aunt. Tik Tok challenges. The Harris family is crazy as hell. Stupid Memes and the Dirty Mack Playoff finals.

On this episode we discuss: Tom Brady is the G.O.A.T (6:30). Happy Birthday Ava (8:45). Killing Fish (11:05). The inauguration take aways (19:30). Any issue with the Trump pardons? (30:45). The state of our youth (36:30). Amanda Bynes is a a rapper now and why they thought Aaron Carter was the white Usher (42:40). A look back on our youth (52:00). Ooch's wife's nickname for him when she's been drinking (1:07). Music Exposè: Lyfe and Mary J Blidge are in toxic relationships (1:27:30).

On this episode we discuss: Dealing with COVID fatigue(8:13). Someone needs to take Charles Barkley's microphone(21:45). The “Buss It” challenge(26:25). Problems that may arise with the inauguration (34:35). The CD burning era (39:50). Paying homage to the OG social media sites (47:10). GAF/DGAF (1:03:45). Hulu's new advertising (1:12:30). O.P. and Ooch agree to get waxed (1:16:20) and Stupid Memes (1:19:55).

On this episode we discuss: The craziness at the capitol (10:00). Georgia runoff election and the stimmys (30:00). The moment we realized we were square (35:48). Our RNS segment (51:00). Stupid Memes (53:40). Kids with black privilege (1:17:00). Final matchup of the dirty mack playoffs (1:21:50).

On this Episode: The guys reflect on what they did to bring in the new year. Ooch thinks Wonder Woman 1984 is a horrible movie. Breaking down the positives and negatives of the movie “soul”. Why women won't tell men they are attractive. OP's accidental thirst traps. How to respond when the wrong person receives the theist trap. Stupid Memes. People have to stop interchanging the terms “talking” and “dating”. And the Dirty Mack Playoffs continue!!

On this episode we discuss: Being too nice(0:13:15). Finding out Jammy Jam is a conscious rapper(0:15:10). 2020 being so crappy and the people we lost(0:21:40). With all the positive things happening on Christmas there always negative people(0:32:00). Things we should leave in 2020(0:37:20). We have a discussion about “Staying out of Women business”(0:51:00). Preferences(1:00:00). What the year helped us realize(1:20:00). Start of the Dirty Mack Playoffs(2:00:00)

Two Episodes in a week? Yeah I know crazy. On this short and sweet episode we discuss: O.P. has caught Covid-19 and how he's the “Good Son”. Yo-Yos were a trash toy and people who knew all the tricks are a waste of space. Asking “What if our Super Powers are our biggest weaknesses?” Kids and Santa Clause. Our Christmas/Holiday traditions. Egg nog isn't good. And an introduction to the start of the “Dirty Mack” Playoffs

On this episode we discuss: New shows we have discovered. The real life implications of COVID-19. Things that aren't racist but seem racist. Craziest things that we believe to be true. Kids and cursing. Non sexual things that are turn ons. The meanest thing that we did or witnessed as kids. Instituting the Dirty Mack playoffs.

On this episode we discuss: “Men being insensitive about women during their monthly cycle. Ooch has a problem with people using self checkout wrong. O.P. wants the crew to reflect on their first crush and how old they were when they realized the opposite sex was trash. Nata is being to tolerant of men. Contents of the spenanight bag. Trash Christmas movies. Are people putting too much stock into what people think of them? And Music Exposè: Toxic Christmas Songs....

We are super thankful for you all!! On this episode we discuss: Mike vs Roy Jones Jr, did it live up to the hype? Nate Robinson let the culture down. The white man's struggle. Thanksgiving confessions. Tyrese is an ok singer and a even worse actor. Wesley Snipes is not getting the credit he deserves. Ooch takes a moment to shoutout his wife. Understanding self bias ness. Saying “I appreciate you” goes a long way. On the hunt for new shows and reflecting on our small podcast victories.

On this weeks episode we discuss: The Versusz reaction; Separating fact from fiction. TI has an identity crisis. The art of “flaking”. Nasty Nata goes on a date!! How your email address can date you. Music Exposè: He gonna cry in the car!!

On this episode we discuss: The Trump protesters acting a fool. The re-lockdown. Reminiscing about teachers. Kids now days are super lazy! Astrological signs and their accuracy. The move that swindled Nata. The chase and the importance of reaffirmation. Barriers to healthy relationships.

Can you believe he's finally on the way out? On this episode we discuss: The Election results and what took so long. The proper pronunciation of Vice President Elect Kamala Harris' name. What things we are looking forward to changing. O.P. May have a problem with Biden. Do men fantasize in the same way that women do? The things we have learned from our exes (good or bad). Prayers out to Al Roker. RIP Alex Tribek. Music Exposè theme of the week: “Take me back” songs.

We will be glad when the election season is over!! On this episode we discuss: Too much politics, when will it end. Breaking News!! Lil Wayne can read. Why is the “Platinum Plan” such a secret? Halloween check in. Realizing that going out may not be all it's cracked up to be. Sex playlist and O.P.is going crazy. Men are trash at sex. Podcast Polls and Umar updates. Music Exposè- Ain't Shit Friends(Bobby Womack was a piece of shit)

This week we discuss: The Friendzone -Is it a myth that men made up to help them cope with a bruised ego? The overuse of the word “Friend”. Simping in the 60's, why the milk man and mail man got so much play. What is the art of the “dirty Mac”. A bad habit we have that we can't help. Promise Ring stories. O.P.'s weekly Umar Update. The art of “going out” during the Pandemic. More election shit. And a Music Exposè free for all, beware of Big Twan!!

We are back after a brief hiatus. This week discuss: Cardi B's make up to break up and keeping in house business in house. Does it hurt losing your nastiest conquest? Nata and l OP think it's realistic to be friends with benefits. Nata out here singling and mingling, does she know a Nigerian Prince? Willow and Jaden aren't being shunned, they are just “extra”. Why black people are so hard on other black people. Diddy talking crazy again. Why Ooch hates people saying “for me”. AMC letting you rent the entire theater. And Politics featuring Trump's crazy dance moves.

Remember you can't spell GOP without O.P.!! In this Episode we discuss: 45 and super spreaders. Who won the boomer versuz? Another Umar Update with O.P. Nata catches us up in her single life chronicles and silences the only fans rumors. Is there anything wrong with OP wanting to be a kept man? Song and movies that made us want to be in a relationship or be single. Useless texts and Temperature checks. Music Exposè: Side Chick anthems.

In this episode: We talk about Sports (which Nata has no interest in). Why there is so many season ending injuries in the NFL. Trump vs Biden is turning into a spectacle. Colby Covington needs his face broken again. O.P. gives us a Umar Update. Dating vs Courting. Shooting your shot not knowing it would go in. Why people end up in relationships before they mean to? Men shooting shots vs women in the layup line. Black people getting super powers. One sex question you have for the opposite sex. Fuck the state of Kentucky and Tory Lames.

We can't believe we made it to 20!! Nata joins us again as we discuss: Why W.A.P. won't keep a man from cheating. We reflect on the journey to 20 episodes. Our obsession with Lovecraft Countr and why O.P. looks like Aticus Parker. Our views on hooking our friends up with our spouses friends. The journey of being newly single and dating. Channel vs Network debate with Jukebox P. Our shout out to teachers (good/bad) during this virtual learning experience. And we give a message to our younger selves.

Nata is back with us this week as we discuss: The NFL trying to over correct past wrongs. Stop normalizing Katt Stax behavior. The Cleveland Steamer. Daniel House's wild behavior. Getting used to hearing your own voice and normalizing “talking white”. KUWTK is finally leaving tv. Mulan was horrible, not remotely similar to the animated movie. Michal Rapport is more like Remy than we thought. Getting caught self pleasuring. And we pick our most toxic “love” songs.

This week we are joined by our friend Rynata to add some women's prospective to our world. This episode we talk about: White women still taking from our culture. People using the movement to boost their profile. Versuz, versuz and more versuz. Usher might be toxic. Being receptive to sexual advice from your spouse. Dr. Dre's wife is asking for a lot and and you wanna argue about juice.

We honor the late, great Chadwick Boseman. How we can use his life as a model on how to live. Joe Budden appreciation. Ku Klux Kyle on the loose and bad parenting. A moment of solidarity in sports and how it affects change. Are Jeffrey Star and Bella Thorne the same person? Athletes opening up about mental health. Why do women love flats? Is black people and butter pecan ice cream a thing? How “Love in the time of Corona” shaped some situation-ships. And toxic rap songs!!

After losing their precious recording Ooch an O.P. go on a tangent. TRL vs 106 & Park. Shows were so much better back in the day. Reminiscing about their childhood. What the hell is an “Uncle Grandpa”. Paul Reubens aka Pee Wee Herman is the real life version of Spongebob. RIP Kobe and Happy Mamba Day. Ranking our NBA hierarchy. Three words to NEVER say to women! Earl still out here wilding our. And the songs about the Great White Buffalo(Great White Buffalo)!!

Seems like we argue way more!? On this episode we discuss: Why people are still getting catfished? Is it pronounced “Kamala” or “Kamala”? Shows we are late to the party on. Spoiler etiquette. Do people still use gas station restrooms? A rookie mistake. Fortnite getting what they deserve (finally). Why people stay in bad relationships. Toxic masculinity. And the simp hall of fame.