Hockey. Cereal. Other stuff. Join "Chip" and her guests as they chat and chirp about the NHL, Beer League, pop culture and more.
Chip and Anthony are exhausted, Jeff of course isn't, and they regroup to discuss Ryan Getzlaf's last days on the ice, and Chip comes up with the perfect front office job to start, and the Hockey Hall of Fame comes up because of course. Plus the Kings are currently in a playoff spot, but will sputtering across the finish line doom them to miss out, the Hampus Lindholm effect in Boston, LOL Sean Avery and more.
Jeff hearts Darryl Sutter, Anthony hearts the "eye test", Jeff and Anthony don't heart Florida.
Happy Birthday, Jeff! In celebration of his day this weekend, Chip puts out a reasonable request to the listeners. In "Send It", they help Skippy get through a scoring drought, and discuss if this season is it for Dallas Eakins. Then, Chip discusses turning down a offer to buy her Pro Beach Hockey Gargoyles jersey, did she make the right call? Also, the NHL has been drunk lately, and in connection to Jordan Spence's NHL debut with the Kings Thursday night, your movie picks as a rookie on road trip. Thank you for listening! Please subscribe, rate and review wherever you listen! Ask a #SendIt question any time on Twitter and IG: @totallyoffsides
Chip and Anthony return pre-Super Bowl with a discussion of best SB foods in #SendIt, discuss Brad Marchand reminding all of us he is still Brad Marchand, and Martin St. Louis becoming interim coach of the hapless Habs. Also some Olympics talk about Shaun White's final run, and judging getting called out by Todd Richards. To wrap up, looking back at a live mascot disaster in the ECHL, and more. Add Chip's Throwback Classic playlist, send suggestions to @TotallyOffsides. Please subscribe, rate and review!
Chip and Anthony cover a lot this week, including the magic that is "Jackass" and the new movie. Chip shares some thoughts on All-Star Weekend as Anthony sees Trevor Zegras' Breakaway Challenge goal for the first time during this recording. Also, the Olympics, a whole mess of Send It questions, the NHL needs to do some major housekeeping and more!
Chip and Jeff chat about a Rams/ Bengals Super Bowl, the best non-breakfast breakfast foods, Chip's thoughts on the women's tournament in Vegas, big goals for Kings and Ducks rookies, the breakup of the Mighty Mighty Bosstones, and the premiere of our new favorite game, "Since When?!" Check out TotallyOffsides.com, and please rate, review and subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts.
Jeff and Khalid talk NFL playoffs, Olympic hockey and the scorching hot so cal hockey scene as of late.
A #1 Fan of #TeamChaos, Chip realizes her tournament next week takes her out of town for the one game she has been looking forward to for YEARS...Perry's return to Anaheim. Also, what effect does this game have on the "Twin Paradox"? Also, Chip, Khalid and Anthony discuss the All-Star Game roster, Gibson is in, Terry and Zegras are not, and why do we care about this roster anyways? Also, Anthony has thoughts on Tuukka Rask's return to the Bruins, and a guessing game about the NHL's most annoying fanbases. Please subscribe, rate, and review where ever you listen to the podcast! TotallyOffsides.com
After a random text sent by a non-hockey fan friend asking about it, Chip, Jeff and Anthony decide to do a deep dive into the Detroit Red Wings' tradition of throwing an octopus onto the ice during playoff games. When did it start? What is the etiquette? Jeff shares an amazing first-hand account of an attempt, and more. And! of course Send It, general nonsense, and something you should NOT look up on Urban Dictionary. Please rate, review, and subscribe! Have a question? Send it to @totallyoffsides or email totallyoffsides@gmail.com.
Chip, Jeff, and Khalid discuss Zegras' the "assist heard round the world", and a twitter contributor's take that we definitely give points for optimism. In Send it, the idea of chicken and waffle pizza, and a NYE question that has Khalid as a clear winner. Then, Chip unveils the "Twin Paradox", a hypothesis about Getzlaf and Perry that is so batshit...but also irrefutable. And much more! Happy holidays! This is our last one for 2021, we'll see you again in january! In the meantime, rate, review and subscribe, please! And check out totallyoffsides.com
In celebration of a Freeway Faceoff that FINALLY feels like a thing again, we let Jeff be amongst his people for a special crossover episode with the Kings Realm podcast! They discuss Tuesday's Ducks/Kings game, and how Jeff jinxed, the science of jerseys, throw out a challenge to you, the TO listeners in #SendIt, Brendan Lemieux gets a bit bitey, and much more. It's a great conversation, and well worth your time to get the LA perspective from our Kings Realm friends.
Chip takes a moment to start off the episode with an important public apology, before digging into a Thankgiving-related #SendIt question with Anthony and Jeff that may tear the team apart forever. Rockets are built. It gets ugly. Also, fun hockey! In So Cal! In this economy? They dig into the Ducks' surprising success so far this season, Jeff shares his thoughts on the new name of the Kings' home, we do a check in on our bold predictions, and more. Have a question? Tweet @totallyoffsides, or email totallyoffsides@gmail.com Please subscribe, rate, and review wherever you listen to our podcast!
Chip, Nick and Khalid discuss the whole Bob Murray thing, the investigation, the resignation, how did it get to that point? They still make some time for nonsense, fix some of the world's biggest problems, Chip challenges Khalid and Nick to name the 12 active NHLers left who do not wear visors, and more. Please rate, review and subscribe! And send questions any time to totallyoffsides@gmail.com or @TotallyOffsides on twitter.
Jeff, Anthony, and Khalid dive into to the news of Jeremy Colliton being relieved of coaching duties by the Chicago Blackhawks on Sunday, Vegas' gamble (pun intended) on Jack Eichel, they brainstorm new NHL culinary avenues in Send it, and yeah, we're sorry about Anthony. He just is who he is. Follow @totallyoffsides on IG & Twitter Please rate, review, and subscribe! We'll be here all season.
Look, we are all about dumb conversations and toilet humor, and ragging on eachother, but sometimes you gotta get serious. Chip, Jeff, and Khalid spend the first chunk of the show discussing the news surrounding the Chicago Blackhawks, Kyle Beach's interview with Rick Westhead. It's uncomfortable, but it's important. We then get to the silliness...we cut corners in answering a Send It question, go through some of our NHL team nightmare scenarios, Khalid dreads going to a Kings game with Jeff on Thursday, and more.
Anthony, Jeff and Khalid discuss their impressions of the first week of the NHL season, including the league's return to ESPN, Anthony tries to start a Ducks/Kings fight between Khalid & Jeff...also what do Kraken fans have to fight about already? Please subscribe, rate and review! Check out totallyoffsides.com. Have a question? email totallyoffsides@gmail.com or leave a VM (657)666-4284
Chip, Nick and Khalid take a look back at the Mighty Ducks' inaugural pre-show from October 8, 1993, and especially the man, the myth, the legend, Ice Man, a mascot that only lasted 2 periods of the first game...and never was seen again. #TeamIceMan Please subscribe, rate and review! And visit totallyoffsides.com!
Chip, Anthony, and Jeff are back to discuss Robin Lehner's weekend tweet storm, and then spend some time checking on the legend that is Jaromir Jagr, still playing at 49 in the Czech Republic. Also, we apologize for Anthony in advance. You'll see. Please subscribe, rate and review! Have a guestion or comment? Email totallyoffsides@gmail.com, Tweet @totallyoffsides or leave a VM (657)666-4284!
With a new NHL season just around the corner, Chip, Anthony and Jeff run down some bold predictions, discuss Bob Murray's spreadsheet fascination, the latest in the Jack Eichel saga and much more! Have a question or comment? Email totallyoffsides@gmail.com or call (657)666-4284! Bold predictions: http://totallyoffsides.com/blog/bold-maybe-dumb-quite-possibly-totally-offsides-staff-and-listeners-make-some-2021-22-nhl-season-predictions/
Wow, Anthony DOES NOT like the Habs, we get to the bottom of it and discuss a bit about Game 1. Also, in "Send It" what pregame meals would we prepare for each team? Also, Anthony has a bit of a intervention for Jeff, Chip shares her Vegas story and why she'll never stay at the Linq again, what will we do for episode 100 and more! Please subscribe, rate and review! If you have a question, Email totallyoffsides@gmail.com, tweet @totallyoffsides or CALL (657)666-4284 Totallyoffsides.com
Chip and Khalid give a quick check in, and Khalid takes a moment to boast about being the only person on the TO crew to pick Vegas over Colorado. They discuss the Perry Effect, Chip is heading to Vegas this week for Game 2, and more. Please rate and subscribe! Have a question? Email totallyoffsides@gmail.com, tweet @totallyoffsides or CALL (657)666-4284 TotallyOffsides.com
Anthony, Jeff and Nick take over the episode to dig deep into some great Send it questions, before diving into the Round 1 matchups they are most excited for. Chip has some editor's notes in the episode. Please rate, review and subscribe! Send a question to totallyoffsides@gmail.com, @totallyoffsides on Instagram or Twitter or call (657)666-4284
He made us do it. We had to build another rocket. Chip, Kirstie and Jeff couldnt wait for the weekend to discuss the biggest news of the week, including Wilson's punishment, that Caps/Rangers game, and the crossroads the NHL is finding itself in. Oh and nonsense, don't worry, there's still time for that.
Chip, Kirstie and Khalid discuss Ryan Miller's final game at home with the Ducks, share some stories and discuss what could be in the future for him. Also, a fun question about a beer league tournament with a twist, and more. Head to totallyoffsides.com, and follow @totallyoffsides on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook. Please rate, review and subscribe!
Chip, Khalid and Jeff discuss the Mortal Kombat movie and the merits of length vs quality. Plus, we almost struck EBUG gold over the weekend as a skater for the Senators AND the goalies coach for the Silver Knights suited up as backup netminder. We pitch our hockey buddy cop movies, Khalid has signed up for beer league, why does Chip wanna go to Arby's, and much more. Please rate, review and subscribe! Vote for the weekly poll at totallyoffsides.com
Chip and Anthony may share a brain now, and it is TERRIFYING. They along with Jeff describe the situation, plus goalie bullpens may be something we need, some free agency talk, which teams have the most/ least dead money and more! Have a question/comment? Email totallyoffsides@gmail.com, Tweet @totallyoffsides or call (657)666-4284 Also, visit totallyoffsides.com!
Sometimes games just don't go your way. Chip tells Nick about what possibly could've been the worst game she's ever played in net, and compares her story to listener's bad game tales. Did anyone else top Chip's performance? Also, the podcast turns 3! Hooray! Please rate/review/subscribe and check out totallyoffsides.com Email totallyoffsides@gmail.com, tweet @totallyoffsides or CALL (657)666-4284
Chip, Jeff , and Anthony dive into the discussion about Kings and Ducks allowing fans into their arenas for their last few home games of the year, including fan input, will you go to the remaining games this season? Also, the best and worst sports jerseys of ALL TIME, the trio decided which NHL teams survive the Thanos snap, and more. Please rate, review and subscribe! Email totallyoffsides@gmail.com, tweet @totallyoffsides or CALL (657)666-4284 TotallyOffsides.com for more!
Chip, Khalid and Kirstie discuss the NHWL Isobel Cup games last night, and tonight's game between the Pride and Whitecaps. Also Khalid and Kirstie watched the first episode of the new Mighty Ducks series, and have thoughts, and also, is it better to be able to binge a full season, or wait weekly like Disney+ has been doing for their shows? Rate, subscribe and review! Check out totallyoffsides.com!
Chip is sent up to the pressbox for the week, so Khalid, Jeff, and Anthony take over to discuss favorite hockey facts, goalie mentality in blowout games, Trevor Zegras and Jamie Drysdale, and more! Rate, review, and subscribe! Follow @totallyoffsides on Twitter and Instagram. Have a question/ comment/ rant? Email totallyoffsides@gmail.com, tweet @totallyoffsides or CALL (657)666-4284
The Honda Center is on fire, and everyone is just watching it go. After losing an hour of sleep, Chip, Kirstie and Khalid discuss the problems with Anaheim, and discuss what fans CAN do, and what they shouldn't. (Leave social media managers alone). Don't forget to rate and subscribe! We'll get through this misery together.
Chip and the Terror Twins (Jeff and Stephen) check up on "The Streak" and help (?) a listener with ways to celebrate it. Also, which athletes have made the best movie appearances? Finally, with the NHL trade deadline approaching, Stephen has cooked up some trade scenarios for Chip and Jeff, and Chip is not stoked on where she's being traded. Rate, Subscribe and Review!
This episode goes philosophical as Chip, Jeff and Khalid discuss how to find ways to enjoy the hockey season, while the Ducks seemingly do everything they can to make you miserable. Enter: The Streak. Join us, root for it. Also Markus Foligno shows class fight, Jordan Binnington throws a tantrum in getting pulled, and why we are here for the pettiness. Rate, Review and Subscribe! Have a question? Email totallyoffsides@gmail.com, tweet @totallyoffsides or CALL (657)666-4284
Anthony poses a question to Chip and Jeff: Could the Gulls beat the Ducks at least once in a seven-game series? Also, some genius is paying Gilbert Gottfried on Cameo to make Carolina Hurricanes hype videos, and we need to make some. Also, the Coyotes are a mess, and we have some solutions. Finally we nearly make Jeff puke talking about a reported ritual Corey Perry had for scoring droughts. Rate, Review and Subscribe! Have a question? Email totallyoffsides@gmail.com, tweet @totallyoffsides or CALL (657)666-4284
Chip, CJ, and Kirstie discuss some of the best NHL moments of the week, and they happened to come from the Bruins-Rangers series. Also, has Nick Ritchie become OK? When is the right time to unleash the Zegras? Chip shares her Tampa experience, her Brad May encounter, Kirstie closes with a rant or two, and more! Email totallyoffsides@gmail.com, tweet @totallyoffsides or CALL (657)666-4284
Someone help the man. Please. The season is about 1/5 in, are Ducks' fans growing frustrations right on time? When is the right time to approach a GM change? Chip, Stephen, and Anthony discuss this and more, including creative ideas for Ducks/Kings games and Anthony renames the Stars' mascot. SUPPORT the NWHL:twitch.tv/nwhl Questions? email totallyoffsides@gmail.com/ tweet @totallyoffsides or leave a VM: (657)666-4284
NHL is back, and it's time to rekindle that good ol' Ducks/Kings rivalry...or is it? Chip, Jeff and Khalid discuss why both teams, or at least one team need to be good to make it worth a damn. Also, the lack of cohesion from the Ducks on anything, and is Chip being cranky about #FlyTogether, or it valid? Rate, subscribe and follow on social media!: @totallyoffsides
Guys, hockey is being practiced RIGHT NOW. Chip, Nick and Anthony give some quick thoughts about Ducks camp, Drew Doughty, Perry to the Canadiens, Lake Tahoe games, Trevor Zegras, the magic that was the Bad Religion livestreams, and more!
Quack Attack is back, Jack...and they're the bad guys? Chip, Anthony and Kirstie discuss the new Mighty Ducks reboot trailer, and it looks...good?? Also, the plans so far with the next NHL season, and how a new-look Western division still could spell disaster for Anaheim. Kirstie rants, the Top Ten Most Valuable NHL teams according to Forbes, and more. Please rate, review and subscribe! Also follow @TotallyOffsides on social media!
There still is no new NHL news, so Chip and the Terror Twins (Stephen and Jeff) take some time to look back at the short-lived glory that was Pro Beach Hockey. The teams, the jerseys, the interviews, all of it, GOLD. And it must return. Also, a rousing game of "Oh yeah, I Forgot About Him". Please subscribe, rate and review Totally Offsides! Follow on the socials: @TotallyOffsides
With a lack of hockey news, Chip subjects Anthony and Khalid to a series of challenging hockey-related "Would You Rather" questions. Hold on to your butts. Also some PS5 and Reverse Retro jersey talk. Please subscribe, rate, and review! Also, follow Totally Offsides on social media: @TotallyOffsides
Well, with a black hole of news this week, this means plenty of time for OTHER stuff with Chip, Kirstie Bender, and Jeff Hardwick. The rumored Ducks 4th jersey, a terrible take on local team fandom, and gatekeeping for women in sports is the gist of it, but there's more. And oh yeah, the rocket thing will make sense. Just take the journey. Also, how much is a rocket, do you think? Please rate! Review! Subscribe! Follow @totallyoffsides on twitter and instagram.
Chip, CJ Woodling and Anthony Ciardelli break down a busy Ducks week the Draft and Free Agency. They give their thoughts on the the picks, Chip butchers some name, laugh at the Sharks, discuss the head-scratching Derek Grant signing, signing Kevin Shattenkirk, probably more laughing at the Sharks, and more!
Chip is here to celebrate all things Corey Perry, even if someone is here to try and poo poo her efforts. Shane and Trevor from Deep in the Crease stop by, and they discuss Game 5, news from around the league, and much more. Rate and subscribe to Totally Offsides wherever you get your podcasts, and check out Deep in the Crease (deepinthecrease.com)
Chip, Anthony, and Khalid discuss the Stanley Cup Final between the Stars and Lightning, Pietrangelo possibly entering free agency, Staal gets screwed by his NMC strategy, Khalid goes off on the Clippers, Sony botching the PS5 preorders, and more. Rate and Subscribe, and follow Totally Offsides on Instagram & Twitter: @TotallyOffsides
The Terror Twins, Stephen Janes and Jeff Hardwick, have come to town with plans of podcast mayhem, will they best Chip? Well, a spaghetti jar almost does. 2020. Also playoff talk, a very educational Send It question, We rank Dave Grohl projects in "Start, Bench, Cut" and more! Please rate and subscribe to Totally Offsides and follow us on Twitter & Instagram! @TotallyOffsides
Chip, Nick, and Kirstie discuss Tony Hawk Pro Skater, things missed about Honda Center, and recap the latest round of the playoffs so far. Also Chip brings a secret break that may be the greatest, or worst thing on this show. Sorry, not Sorry. Please, rate and subscribe and follow @TotallyOffsides on Twitter and Instagram
Chip and Jeff are Joined by Casimir Semlack of 4 the Love of Puck and Joe Drennan to discuss more things beer league, goalie rituals, pay tribute to 99-year old beer leaguer Mark Sertich, and much more. And if you take nothing else away, especially in 2020: "It's chaos...be kind" - Michelle McNamara
Chip is joined by Anthony Ciardelli and Stephen Janes to talk Milbury, perform a postmortem on Round 1 of the NHL Playoffs, and argue about jelly and superheroes, duh! Make sure to rate and subscribe, and follow @totallyoffsides on social media!
Chip, CJ Woodling and Jeff Hardwick discuss all those hockey related things, like Blink 182 and beer. Oh and NHL playoffs, including the Tuuka Rask opt-out. Also CJ and Jeff make a friendly wager, and we need your help with the stakes.
Hockey, right?! Chip, Stephen and Khalid share their thoughts on the NHL's Qualifying Round thus far, including who we all suspect will get that #1 Draft pick, poking fun at the Preds, Hot Takes, and a Start-Bench-Cut topic that may tear the pod apart. Also, we come up with an episode title that Khalid refuses to let us use. Party Pooper. Follow Totally Offsides on Twitter & Instagram: @TotallyOffsides
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