Are you VERY COOL?!?! Well, Tyler is and he'd like to introduce you to some of his very cool friends. Each episode Tyler sits down with a guest, cracks open a dewzer and chops it up strong. You'll learn why Tyler and his guests are friends, some crazy stories and a hell-of-a-lotta good laughs. So st…
You know what rules? When you get an honest-to-God journalist on your show, and guess what??? I got one! Gonna talk to my buddy Cam who writes for a newspaper in New Mexico and is also a certified baaaadddaassss. Cam likes to write, Cam likes sports, Cam likes sneakers and goddamn Cam likes to COOK! We're gonna chat about that infamous ESPN screengrab and his loyal dog Goose. This is a fun one, cuz I finally got a new microphone so it sounds like a dream. Buckle up, here comes VERY COOL! baby
2020??? I don't know her... We're all about 2021 up at VERY COOL! studios baby. Everybody please welcome Nick Dowd to the podcast, he's been chosen to ring in the new year and be the very 1st guest in 2021. Nick rules, he's a lawyer, a Jets fan, a soon-to-be dad and a contributing member to the Rockies Twitter community. Gonna hear about living and thriving in NYC, what it takes to become a lawyer and how he worked his way up to be one of the favs of all of Rockies Twitter. So finally take down your Christmas tree, plug in and LET'S GOOOOOOO!
YOOOOO! New podcast alert my dudes. I hope everyone is stayin safe and stayin healthy. Hopefully your ears are still workin cuz today's pod is GOOD AS HELL. I had to pull an absolute legend from #RockiesTwitter and went and connected with my friend Chris. Chris is a mom and a huge fan of Colorado sports, so we're gonna dive head first into all of that. This is a real good one, cuz Chris rules and I swear she's the most loved person On There. So, sit back and turn up your airpods and lemme tell ya about my friend Chris LETTTTTT'S GOOOO!
THE. PODCAST. IS. BACK. That's all ya gotta know. We're back and we're bring the goddamn heat on this one. We got a full blown NURSE on this one. My friend Ali stops by and tells me about growing up in Provo (one of us), learning to become and expert hair stylist, having kids, working in the NICU, nursing, raising kids and a whole lot more. Easily one of my favorite chats I've had so far. So buckle up guys, the podcast is comin staight for the dome LET'S GOOOOOOO!
OH. MY. FREAKING. GOD. There's a new ass episode of VERY COOL! with Tyler Q online right goddamn now. Can you believe it??? Neither can I. But, here is it and I promisha it's a damn good one. We got one the the raddest members of #rockiestwitter comin on, hios name is Jake Welch and he's all the way from the City of Angels baby. jake spent a lil bit of time in my hometown of Provo, so we're gonna talk about the area and some of his favorite hangs, BYU football and his contributions to the site Vanquish The Foe, being from the midwest, living on the east coast, L.A. traffic of course, learning spanish and OF COURSE, Colorado Rockies baseball. All of the great things you've come to expect from VERY COOL! are back and goddammit, they're good again AWWWOOOUUUU
WE'RE TALKIN ROCKIES BABY! Got some of my favorite dude in house and we're choppin it up beyond strong about the goddamn Colorado Rockies. 2018 was awesome, but we're pretty sure 2019 is gonna be even better. Come listen to us gab about getting hosed in the Rockies Twitter Tournament, our fav moments of last season, some memes that took the internet by storm, additions/subtractions from last years squad, a moment of silence for CarGo, Kyle Freeland being a godsend, what to do with Ian Desmond, our season predictions and everything else Colorado Rockies. Even if you aren't a baseball fan this episode will still have a lil something for everyone, promisha. So deploy the voting bots and COME BACK TO VERY COOL! WITH US
MOVIES!!! We all like em right? Would you like to know how they get made?? Well hell, yer in luck. I'm sittin down with local production company The Shutter Brigade (Leah, Josh and Aaron) and they're gonna tell you exactly how THEY do it. They were cool enough to let me be in their latest production "Papercutter" and they're gonna talk about all the work that went into making a short film. We also chop it up about 2 other short films they have under their belts, putting music in movies, submitting work to festivals, why short films are such a labor of love, large screens vs smalls screens and soooo much more. These guys really let me in to what goes on with their process and I really think yer gonna dig it! PLUS Papercutter is out next week, so I'll be giving the details on where to see it and such! Let's GOOOOOOO!CALL OF THE VOIDhttps://youtu.be/VEGoIjqS8EUPendleton Roadhttps://youtu.be/CbxhIv8C6lc
HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND MERRY QSTMAS! How fun is that? What's up guys?? I'm going back to #rockiestwitter to bring you another killer guest, today it's Shane Hall. Shane currently resides in the PNW but spent his youth in Colorado playing music and building up his loyalty for our purple strong boys. We did this one on the phone and I swear to you I got it to sound as decent as humanly possible. We cover a wide ass range of topics including but not limited to: learning to write his own music, the hxc/screamo scene in CO, all his gear gettin stolen, owning a house, his musical project The Circuit Death, nacho's, rockies twitter vs mariners twitter, his favorite memes and what he's lookin forward to during the 2019 baseball season. This is a really fun one with a really fun dude. Santa Qlaus is here and he's gonna fill your stocking with some podcast goodies baby!
WE ARE BACK WE ARE BACK WE ARE BACK!!! Sup?!?! VERY COOL is back and I swear to God it's better than ever. On this episode, I'm sitting down with one of my all time favorite dudes to ever exist, UnderOath's very own Chris Dudley. As you may know, Chris does keyboards and other sounds in the band and I managed to sit down with him on their stop in SLC. Me and Chris go waaaaaay back and we're finally sitting down to hash out everything from our love of Pantera and Zao, virtual reality, adventures in weight loss and fitness, working on movie scores, the movie Magnolia and tons of other very cool stories. This one freakin rips and Chris couldn't have been a more killer guest. So strap in and LET'S FREAKIN GOOOOO!
Do you like cool stories?! Strike that... do you like VERY COOL stories?! Well hell, I got one for you on the 33rd episode of the podcast. My buddy from #rockiestwitter Reo Radford is on the show today to talk about his insane cross country bike ride. He was on day like, 58 of his ride where he's raising money for the Ulman Cancer fund for Young Adults. Yer gonna here all about his trip, his favorite rides, what it's like being on a bike for 8 hours a day, pretty much his daily routine. Reo is from Wyoming, so we're talking all things The Cowboy State, Josh Allen, goin to school at UW. And you know I'm not letting you guys get away without talkin about our beloved Rockies, his fav rockies twitter memes, Rockies Dril and "THE INCIDENT". Did this episode of the phone, so hoooopefully I got it to sound semi-decent. LET'S GOOOOO!
HI GUYS! Guess what?! I'm back and I've got a goddamn author on this week's VERY COOL! podcast. That's right, my friend Whitney is comin on to talk about writing a freakin cook book. It's a really fun convo where we dive into the whole process of doing that. Me and Whitney also went to high school together so we're gonna chat about ole Provo High and our time spent there. She's ALSO a mom so of course we touch on that. What else??? Oh yeah! She runs a catering company as well. What the hell DOESN'T she do?!?! This is a real killer episode of Whitney is one of the coolest guests I've ever had on. So download and LET'S GOOOO!
GUESS WHO'S BACK? BACK AGAIN. TQ'S BACK. TELL A FRIEND. That's right, the podcast is freakin back and episode 31 is a damn good one. We got Micah Merz back on to talk about well, Micah Merz. Last time he was on we mainly just talked about music, but I had to have him come back on to talk about what makes him tick. Gonna cast a wide net and hit topics like being a dad and all that encompasses, his musical upbringings, doing a full remodel on his house, his uninterest in sports, breaking down the As I Lay Dying controversy and WHAT SUCKS. It's a real good one and I'm pumped to have Micah back. LET'S GOOOOOO!
RECURRING GUEST you say?!?! Well, we got one back on the show, my TOP MAN Greg Wilson returns to VERY COOL! to talk about going to Disneyland, the hype around going to Disneyland, why people enjoy going there and what he did to make it just a tad more bearable. We're also gettin into being a dog dad, his band Breaux and their plans to put out a new record soon, what he's doin for work and my new segment "WHAT SUCKS". Greg rules and this episode is really fun. So download it into your ear holes and LET'S FREAKIN GO
WE AIN'T DEAD YET BABY! The pod is B A C K! Time to crack a freakin dew open and get back to jammin to the VERY COOL! podcast. First order of business is to welcome on Leah to talk about livin in Texas, why people from Texas LOVE being from Texas, Buc-ee's, movin here to Utah, quittin her job to go full-time with The Shutter Brigade, her main man Greg and Mt Dew vs Dr Pepper. Guys the podcast is back and there's even a new theme song. I'm reeeeeal excited and I hope you guys are still along for the ride LET'S FREAKIN GOOOOOOO!
Friends! Romans! Countrymen! Lend me your ears, cuz we got a goodamn good one today on VERY COOL! with Tyler Q. I was still deep in the heart of Missouri, so I decided to sit down with an extremely interesting dude named Tyler Banks. Ole Tyler has a great name AND a great story to tell. We're pretty much gonna talk the entire time about how he starred on an MTV dance show called the Wade Robson Project and how he ended up winning the whole damn thing. it's a pretty awesome story and Tyler was gracious enough to share it (for the 98456893459348th time I'm sure) with us. Also gonna get into some Chiefs talk, why the tap water is so good in Independence and a few other things. Promisha this one rules.
LIVE ON LOCATION SONNNN! This episode comes to directly from Independence, MO baby. We're sittin down with the very cool Alison Powell, who I haven't seen in 11 years! I met Alison back in my merch days and we've been really good friends for a long time. Gonna talk about what she's been up to in those 11 years, why she's so goddamn smart, growing up in kinda-Seattle, what brought her to Missouri, how she met Tyler Banks, workin at Amazon, her new love of running and of course her pride and joy, her black cat Babycat. Guys, this one rules, cuz Alison is super smart and super funny. SO LET'S FREAKIN GO
SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS AHEAD!!! That's cuz we're talking about STAR WARS THE LAST JEDI duh. On episode 26 of the pod, I'm doing the 1st ever 3 Man Dance with my Star Wars buddies Mike and Landon. We all saw The Last Jedi and we wanna share our feelings about it. I would highly recommend seeing the movie before diving into this one cuz we're talking about everything. And I mean EVVVVVERYTHING. So yeah, if ya wanna listen to 3 very cool dudes chop it up about Star Wars, yer in the right place. LET'S FREAKIN GOOOOO
Time to celebrate 25 goddamn episodes of VERY COOL! my friends. How freakin rad is that??? Shower me with gifts and praise if you must. But how about we celebrate finally getting my friend Erica on??? I've been trying to track down Harrycatt for awhile now and we actually made it happen. We're gonna sit down and talk about growing up in Cedar Hills, watching that whole area of Utah Valley grow before her eyes, jumping between living in Provo and SLC, making hot chocolate at City Creek, discovering her passion for all things hair, going to Japan and getting into playing music. Sorry we've been away, but we're back and I swear to blog this is a good one. SOOOOOO..... LET'S FREAKIN GO!
Hello there and salutations from the VERY COOL one himself, me, Tyler Q. On this week's show, we're pullin out all the stops and havin my man Gus on to talk about all things pertaining to coolness. Cuz that's what we do here and you should know that by now. Going all in on all things BYU football and WHY they are so so so bad this year, talkin about his humble beginnings in Boise, Idaho and what brought him down to Utah, his LDS mission in Denver, havin kids, his love of Lagoon, our mutual friend THE Collin Creek, doin band stuff and muuuuuuuch more. Gus rules and pretty sure he sets the record for "dude" said on a podcast. So hell! Let's do this damn thing.
Ohhhhhhh yeah! The time has come for another absolutely great episode of VERY COOL! On the show today, I've got a great dude by the name of Victor Rodriguez comin on to talk about pretty much all things Utah related. Hopefully this one will hit home for some of you. We're gonna talk about living in the booming Draper/Lehi area and why he took his family up that way, a short story about how I first heard of him, the Provo music scene in the early 2000's, his LDS mission, his love of all things soccer, his plan to fix the USMNT, RSL, Utes/BYU, 49ers and muccccch more. It's a real good one cuz Victor is a real good dude and I was beyond excited to finally nail him down. So I say you crank this baby up and LET'S GET TO IT!
DONG. DONG. DONG. That's right, the podcast is ALIVE and back and ready for audio indigestion. We're back and I'm STOKED to give you another episode to sink yer teeth into. Today we're talking ROCKIES BASEBALL with VERY COOL! veteran Hayden to speak on our purple strong boys going to the playoffs. After that, my girlfriend Anastasia is gonna come on for a bit and chop it up about what's going on in her life and the joys of living in Orem, her recent modeling gigs in NYC and LA, meeting WWE superstar Nia Jax, Houston, my awful hair and a bunch of other nonsense. Guys, I'm v v v excited to be back and I swear I'll never leave you
YOUR favorite podcast is finally back! Where has it been??? Well, I'd like to tell you but it pretty much just involves your idiot host watching lottttttts of baseball and being a lazy dipshit... BUT! We're back and we're here with an awesome, NAY, a VERY COOL 21st guest. His name is Nick Hardy and he lives in downtown SLC and he's very, very, very, smart and handsome and skilled. Nick is gotta chop it up about his life living next door to the homeless shelter and the wildness that comes with, we're gonna talk politics for a quick second, his job as a master hair stylist and how he got into that field, growing up in Nebraska of all places, the Cornhuskers, black metal, our love for Nergal of Behemoth and muuuch more. It's a good goddamn episode and I hope I got it to sound decent since we did it with 1 microphone hanging from the ceiling. Thanks for comin back and E N J O Y
WE FREAKING DID IT! 20 gd episodes of the podcast in the bag baby! And for this glorious occasion, I went and found a recluse. Somebody from my past that turns up every now and then and when he does, I get all sorts of nostalgic. His name is Peter Dean Vel and he is a verrry cool guy. We're gonna talk about being an elite I.T. guy at his job, living in Midvale and why he loves it, being a dad to 4 dogs, some old band talk, living his new semi-vegan lifestyle, his time spent out of state living within "Minnesota Nice" territory and some really good, really ridiculous roommate stories when we lived together at the north Orem Styg house. Guys, 20 episodes and we're still going strong. LET'S FREAKIN GO!
How many Nick's can I get to be on the podcast?!?! Well, we're up to 3 now baby. My guest for episode 19 is a good dude, his name is Nlck Stephens. As you know baseball is in FULL swing, so of course we're gonna chat about the Rockies doi. But fear not, we cover a lotttttt of topics on this one. Nlck lives in Magna, so we're gonna talk about what exactly he does there. Other very cool topics will include being a cat dad, what he's watching on tv, some of his fav Rox twitter memes, MUISIC, lots and lots of music, his first-hand story of the SLC Code Orange incident, his love of the UnderOATH and Converge, heavy bands he's into and why on earth he thought Greg Holland shouldn't be the Rockies closer. Nick rules and YOU rule for stickin with TQ and jammin this podcast, so LET'S GET TO IT
Have you ever tried to figure somebody out in an hour? It's hard! But I've chose to take the task upon myself and figure out Jordan Duke. My friend Jordan sits down for this week's episode of VERY COOL! and let's me ask all the questions everyone is afraid to ask. First you'll hear Jordan's 100% full ass government name, then we'll get HEAVY and talk about why the hell he's so goddamn particular about everything. Of course we'll dive into muuuuch lighter topics like where me and Jordan first crossed paths, touring with The Used, his love of Iceland and Japan, being a cat dad, his newfound love of the outdoors, his fav Utah spots to wander off too and I swear to God I ask him "How's it feel to be a hipster." Guys, it's reeeeally good and I know yer gonna like this one. NO BASEBALL!!!
It's technically STILL this week right? RIGHT?!?! Anyway, we're back baby! And we got a really really goddamn good guest on this week. Bryan Kilpatrick of noted Colorado Rockies blog "Purple Row" fame is on to talk all things Rockies, duh. BUT WAIT! Before we really even get into all that baseball talk, we're choppin it up about being a sports dad, living in prisonland Bluffdale, Utah, XSTRAIGHTEDGEX, getting into the SLC hxc scene, THE BIG GUY IN RED, his Utah Runnin Utes, some of his most hated BYU Cougars and of course, the lifeless pit of desperation that is #rockiestwitter. This is a really good one guys, Bryan is an awesome dude and yer gonna like what he's slangin.
I'm a bad bad bad podcastman. It's been soooooo long since I released an episode and for that, I deeply apologize. But I hope I can redeem myself with this one... my good friend Gilga is here and we're going HARD on a buffet of topics. We're gonna talk California, our mutual friend Sydney (who he happens to be married to), all things VW and his love for some of their wacky cars, our TOP 5 breads, the Sizzy Sizz, being a dog dad and a Rayyyyyddduuuhhzzzz fan. So I say we let bygones be bygones and you let me back into your ears AND your heart... what do ya say?!?!
Can you believe it??? I got NICK PARKER on VC!wTQ this week. In one of his very very very few trips to Utah County, he graced me with his presence and I couldn't be happier he made it happen. We get into all things newspaper, where that industry is heading and why he loves it so much, his awful hours he keeps, the Ravens, his ongoing feud with his brother Salsa, being a LYFT driver, beer, ETID, the rules of apt living and much much muuuuch more! ALSO.... the debut of the Rockies Report with fellow Rox fan and now-recurring guest Hayden Ringer. It's a good one and yer gonna love it, I guarantee. *Mens Warehouse voice*
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY! Not sure my mom is ever gonna come on the show, but I have the next best thing, my buddy Cody! He's on loan from Austin, TX by way of the great state of Tennessee. I had the pleasure of living with Cody for about 5 years and we got to know each other real well. You'll learn what makes this big orange boy tick and why he rides for UT football, his fav Vol of all time, his Russian LDS mission, the ins and outs of living in Texas as well as Denver, some of his favorite haunts, why he's the only dude who never put up with my shit and the time I was the most mad I've ever been. It's a good one and I think, NIGH I know you'll love Cody and his southern twang of a voice.
13! 13! 13! 13! 13! 13! EPISODES! Guys, welcome back to VC!wTQ and thanks for stoppin by to check out the newest pod with the reeeeally very cool Salsa Parker. Salsa's true identity is Tyler and we're gonna talk about what it means to be a Tyler. We're also gonna talk about how he got into drumming and joining the band Birdwatcher. Other topics include his love for video games, ACTUAL salsa, we do a LIVE TYLER Q TOP 5, his first concert, growing up with his brother Nick and many many other cool cool things that you've become accustomed too. SOOOOO.... let's get to it and enjoy this chat with dat boi Salsa.
HEAR YE HEAR YE! Tis time for another fantastic episode of the global sensation VC!wTQ. On today's episode I'm sitting down with fingerstyle guitar master Nick Johnson. If you haven't heard Nick play yet, well hell, you better do that. Nick is currently on a media blitz to discuss his latest release "Diversion" and he was nice enough to stop by and chop it up with me. Topics include: how he started playing guitar, his baaaadasss music video, our mutual friend Jeff Bethers, talkin shit on Guitar Center, Candy Rat Records, his daily driver VAN-essa, being a dad and a slew other other very cool things as always. Nick is a rad dude and I hope you guys enjoy our chat.
DO YOU FEEL THAT?!?! Yes. Yes. YESSSS!!! It's true, it's DAMN true, RANDY CORDNER is on the newest episode of VC!wTQ. This is a wild episode you guys. I've been homies with Randy for a lonnnng time, so we got a lot to talk about. We cover so much ground here, ranging from working at a motorcycle shop, running his own recording studio, all the different places he's run a studio out of, getting into brawls with idiots, his band Temples and the genesis of that, his time spent in my band Collin Creek, Bernie Bros, being a meme-lord and LOTS LOTS LOTS more. So seriously grab a seat and take shelter cuz Randy is a goddamn spinner of tales.
HAPPY OPENING DAY! That's right, baseball season is finally upon us and who better than my friend Hayden Ringer to come on and talk all things Colorado Rockies baseball. It's time to dive headfirst into some predictions and previews of the upcoming 2017 Rox campaign. Without getting TOO into the weeds about baseball and how some of you find it mind-numbingly boring, we also chop it up about spoonerisms, his LDS mission in Vegas, BYU football, why he likes stats so much, the Rockies twittersphere, keeping a strong twitter brand and lots of other fun stuff involving Rockies blogs and the people behind them. Honestly this is a reeeeally fun conversation that I promise you guys will enjoy. So give me and Hayden a chance to get you stoked on the 2017 Rockies and thanks for listening.
Well, well, well.... look who's back with their cool little podcast. It's ya boi TQ! He's back and talking shop with Mike Catalini. Mike is a wild dude. He may seem mild mannered, but he's into a lot of cool ass stuff. We get into the world of pizza delivery and if he's ever done some fucked up shit to someone who stiffed him on a tip, why he's such a picky eater, what vegetables he'll try, the unlikely combo of ramen and eggs, being a bald man in 2017, living at Parkway Lofts and of course, Mt Dew rankings. So pop this one into your earholes and prepare for a good listen.
Good goddamn! It's good to be back my friends. After a few week hiatus, VC!wTQ is back and better than ever. Today I'm sittin down with one of my favs, Sydney Weston. We've got a pretty storied and glorious friendship and that's what we're talkin about today. Getting into all things hair and her own salon, Michael Jackson, why Thriller is such a weird song, growing up in American Fork, making bagels, why she's a Seahawks fan and a sick story about her Dad making her smoke an entire pack of cigarettes. Thanks for tuning in and I promisha I won't leave you without the content you crave ever again.
WASSSSSSUP?! Welcome back to VC!wTQ. Today we've got one of my longest and most dear friends on this earth, Emily! She's seriously put up with an insane amount of my idiocy over 15 years of friendship and she's comin on the 'cast. We talk about where we began as friends, why she decided to be a teacher, some funny stories involving students of hers, talk some shit about Pepsi, why adults are obsessed with Harry Potter, her dad Larry AND we break some goddamn news for the 1st time ever on the show. So pull up an seat and pop yer headphones in and gear up for a super fun new episode.
WELCOME BACK! On today's episode, I'm sitting down with a really cool guy, Colton Swappo. We talk about driving a forklift, his beginnings in the music scene, lots of Alt-Rock talk, 80's butt rock, dinosaurs, pizza and most importantly, his band's upcoming show to raise money to get their record pressed to vinyl. So after yer done jamming this podcast, check out 20 Stories Falling and find the info for their show and how to help them out. This is a reeeeeally fun chat and Swappo is a killer dude. THANKKKSSS!!!
YEAUX! HELLEAUX! On today's episode of VERY COOL! with Tyler Q, we've got one of my oldest and dearest friends, Micah Merz on to talk about MUSIC. Everyone loves music, but does everyone love early 2000's metalcore???? Well, Tyler and Micah do and they're here to chop it up about 5 essential albums that shaped their friendship. Talkin bout Misery Signals/The Bled/The Dillinger Escape Plan/Every Time I Die and Norma Jean. It's a fun one. So tip up a dew and let these two dudes guide you through a time period near and dear to their hearts.
Yo yo yo yo! Welcome back to VERY COOL! with Tyler Q. On today's episode, I sit down with vintage shop owner, thrift finder, all-around bargain babe Jacqueline Whitmore. Collecting junk is a hobby that is near and dear to my heart, but she's turned it into a full-time business. Find out about moving to Logan, where she found her love of the thrift, estate sale stories, her favorite finds, swapping prices at the DI, her steps into NOT becoming a hoarder and plenty of other killer thrift/vintage tales. It's gonna be a good one I promisha.
WELCOME BACK! On this episode of VERY COOL!, Tyler sits down with his very own flesh and blood, his youngest sister Jolene. They have a lively chat about all things DISNEY. Yes, Disney. Jolene used to work at Disney World, so we get some behind the scenes stories about the secret tunnels, Mickey without his head on, her favorite rides, dudes trying to perv on the characters... Also we chop it up up about movies and introduce 30 SECONDS OF SLANDER! So kick up dem feet and crack yer Beats up, LET'S GO!
Today on VERY COOL! with Tyler Q, we have Tyler's TOP MAN, Greg Wilson. Tyler and Greg sit down and chop it up about the mall, playing guitar, The Who, Metallica (duh), wings vs tacos, why Tyler hates the moon, UTAH MAN/FAN and a whole shitload of other cool things. So crack open a dewzer and relax and let Tyler weave a beautiful story for you. *CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE*
On the actual very 1st episode of VERY COOL! with Tyler Q, Tyler sits down with his very 1st guest, his long time friend Spike! They talk about how they came to be very cool friends, that one time in Canada when somebody stole A LOT of money from The Used, Spike's broken foot, Odin the horse dog, working at Crest, why Tyler can't be killed by germs and a whole batch of other fun, fascinating, weird and wild stories. *Careful, there might be some ADULT LANGUAGE*