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Listen as Emily & Abby act natural while answering questions about their personalities! Also to make an appearance: code browns at the zoo & high school electives
Sources: “Fashion Plates from TOMY (1978).” 2018. Toy Tales. February 5, 2018. https://toytales.ca/fashion-plates-from-tomy-1978/. “15 Delightfully Odd Historical Fads.” 2013. Mental Floss. November 15, 2013. https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/53667/15-delightfully-odd-historical-fads. “Friendship Pins in the 1980s.” 2007. Like Totally 80s. November 5, 2007. http://www.liketotally80s.com/2007/11/friendship-pins/. “Simon (Game).” 2020. Wikipedia. July 25, 2020. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_(game). “In the 80s - Clothes of the Eighties, Barrettes with Ribbons.” n.d. Www.inthe80s.com. Accessed August 21, 2022. http://www.inthe80s.com/clothes/cathygardenourcom0.shtml. “Jelly Shoes | 80s Jelly Shoes.” 2015. March 12, 2015. https://www.80sfashion.org/jelly-shoes/. “Mood Rings | Encyclopedia.com.” n.d. Www.encyclopedia.com. https://www.encyclopedia.com/fashion/encyclopedias-almanacs-transcripts-and-maps/mood-rings. “Swatch.” 2022. Wikipedia. August 11, 2022. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swatch#:~:text=The%20Swatch%20product%20line%20was. says, Tiffany. 2021. “Swatch: The Colorful Watch Craze of the 1980s & 1990s - Click Americana.” Clickamericana.com. May 20, 2021. https://clickamericana.com/topics/beauty-fashion/the-new-swatch-the-new-wave-of-watches-1980s. Wikipedia Contributors. 2019. “Pet Rock.” Wikipedia. Wikimedia Foundation. November 13, 2019. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pet_Rock. “The Shocking True Tale of the Mad Genius Who Invented Sea-Monkeys.” n.d. The Awl. Accessed August 21, 2022. https://www.theawl.com/2011/06/the-shocking-true-tale-of-the-mad-genius-who-invented-sea-monkeys/. Akolaa, Andrews, Adugudaa, John Kosiba, and Paul. n.d. “The Emergence of Opportunistic Products amidst a Global Pandemic.” Accessed August 25, 2022. https://www.econstor.eu/bitstream/10419/223230/3/OPPORTUNISTIC%20PRODUCTS.pdf. History Scope. 2020. “Tulipmania: When a Single Tulip Could Buy You a House.” YouTube Video. YouTube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=db0nG-fCMGY. “The Medieval Black Market for Christian Relics.” n.d. Www.youtube.com. Accessed August 25, 2022. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_UHGAHiLa4. “The Curious Case of Real Life Ornamental Garden Hermits.” n.d. Www.youtube.com. Accessed August 25, 2022. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33epEi7-QbA. Meier, Allison. 2014. “Before the Garden Gnome, the Ornamental Hermit: A Real Person Paid to Dress like a Druid.” Atlas Obscura. Atlas Obscura. March 18, 2014. https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/the-history-of-hermits-in-gardens. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/marc-snediker/support
Without saying your age, name something that was trendy when you were a kid.... Puffalumps, Cabbage Patch Kids, Jelly Shoes, The Inchworm Bike....Our listeners had some great responses!
A very 80s Voicemail It In Friday.
Aisha dan Jameelah sedang bingung menentukan hendak membeli apa. Aisha memilih blue poodle doo dan jameelah masih pusing dan bimbang. Sampai pemilik toko kesal dengan mereka tokonya mau tutup. Ketika selesai membayar, jameelah baru ingat dia harus mengecek komposisinya. Dan setelah mengecek benaar ada Lard dan Gelatin. Argghhh…. Trus bagaimana yaaa
It's a thickums convention at Podak Purple headquarters with Helen (@FlavaFlavswife, IG: ordinaryfitgirll) and Mame (@mamestastes). We discuss creative outlets, being an intentional asshole and going vegan. Helen loves her 9-5 and definitely ISN'T tweeting her way through her way through her breakup with Idris Elba during working hours. Mame shares her discoveries about the linkage between food and her body in a passionate speech about nkontomire. There are a lot of gems in between the laughing fits so give it a listen.
Super-stylish comedian Darren Harriott chats to Kiri, in a festival of light-up trainers, animal prints, and vintage baseball jerseys. Darren tells Kiri how he went from being the best-dressed kid in his class, to dressing like a skater but never going near an actual skateboard. Darren shares some confessions of a shopaholic, and pays homage to style icons Will Smith, Kanye, and Elton John.Who Are You Wearing is a Little Wander production.The producer is Jo Southerd.Artwork by Mari Phillips @mythsntitsMusic by Ani Glass.Follow Who Are You Wearing on instagram: @whoyouwearingpodSend us an email: whoyouwearingpod@gmail.com
Did you collect Garbage Pail Kids Cards? Have a rainbow array of Jelly Shoes in your closet? Maybe you preferred Ye Ole Slap Bracelet? Whatever your favorite fad from the 1980's, Those 80s Kids probably remember it!
We discuss Costco selling private jet memberships, Antonio Brown throwing a bicycle at a security guard, and Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Wednesday – Is it possibly to politely ask a stranger to wear a mask? Darryl Payne from Pawfection Dog Training calls for Animal House. Savanna and Phil from NKF Surf Fest zoom in. Scott Maxwell from the Orlando Sentinel talks taxes and his Covid positive son. Rauce Thoughts Plus, WOKE News, trivia & Last Call.
Kerry is back and as chaos ensues. Follow us on Facebook: facebook.com/sippingwinespillingtea/Follow us on Instagram: instagram.com/sippingwinespillingtea
Welcome to my PodCast! I'm so excited to finally be sharing my secret obsession with the internet! The first episode is about Dorian Corey the legendary drag scene from New York that appeared in Paris is Burning who had a terrible secret to hide... a corpse in her closet.
The hosts chat about the end of summer and what they are looking forward to in the fall!Be sure to give us a 5-star rating and follow/subscribe!Follow us on Facebook: facebook.com/sippingwinespillingtea/Follow us on Instagram: instagram.com/sippingwinespillingtea
Dedicated to all things 90's; in this episode Kelly Says and Vinny take us on a throwbacks trip to a simpler time.
Sipping Wine and Spilling Tea's inaugural episode. Stacie and Kerry introduce themselves and what the podcast is all about.After getting comfortable we talk about how much is too much, Poshmark woes, and jelly shoes while getting nostalgic.
We made it to 20 episodes!The boys discuss the affiliate model, CrossFit Kids, reflect on The Open, fashion choices, and Matty confuses Jimmy Choos with Jelly Shoes. Forgive the tired voices today, we'll be back at it next week with bright eyes and bushy tails.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/bionicbuilt)
We’ve got special guest actor/writer James Gangl and he’s going to help us track down the best sledding spots in North America as we review SCREEN BURNERS, BROWNE’S WAY DOWN and UNIMAGINABLE: THE DANIEL DAY-LEWIS STORY. This week’s podcast is brought to you by SLEEP SHOES, JELLY SHOES, and REAL BREEN DIP! Call our hotline at 1-347-699-0068 and leave us a review on iTunes!
Yesterday was Back to School. Although technically niot, it is The end of Summer and considered the start of Fall. New year. New ideas. And Back to school.Looking back on the summer, there were many controversies. Including one in Ontario. Where the new Ontario Government announced they would take the sex curriculum back to…..A search engine named Google was founded.Bill Clinton denies he had "sexual relations" with former White House intern Monica Lewinsky. Crimp hairs and Jelly Shoes were the fashion.The 4 biggest movies were Armaggedon, Saving Private Ryan, Godzilla, and There’s Something About Mary.Yes the Canadian Hit One Week from the Barenaked Ladies came out.Now just like none of these are relevant, many are concerned about taking a sex curriculum back to 1998 seems short sighted. Including some current kids now. Here are some kids the Globe and Mail talked too.(CUE)Of course, Ontario Teachers have also expressed their concern.The Elementary Teachers Federation of Ontario is taking the Ford Government to court saying it is infringing on the rights of teachers and students.ETFO President Sam Hammond. “Yes it seems homophobic in a way, yes it’s trying to eliminate key aspects of the society we live in: gender identities, trans gender individuals, same sex marriage.But what about the state of sex ed. Is there a concern only in Ontario, or is there work to do across the Country?To discuss that we have Barb SilvaPublicEd Advocate with @SOSAlberta. Strong Public Education rooted in EQUITY will cure all that ails us. Tracy Humphries.We are a group of parents and guardians who have come together as a result of our shared determination to ensure equitable access to education for children who have special needs in the Province of British Columbia. PublicEd Advocate with @SOSAlberta. Strong Public Education rooted in EQUITY will cure all that ails us. Topics we cover include;Ontario.AlbertaB.C.Sex Ed curriculum.Perspective from parents-Teachers-StudentsWhen we meet on September 5, 2038, what do we hope has happened?The importance of diversity for us adults as well.Follow Barb @thatSilvaLining @SOSAlberta supportourstudents.caFollow Tracy and BCEDAccess@BCEDAccess bcedaccess.comFollow meFacebook:Kevin Olenick, Agree or Disagree:The Podcast.Twitter:@kevoleSpreaker: @kevoleSoundcloud:@kevoleYou Tube:Kevin OlenickiTunes:Agree or Disagree:The Podcast.
It's a thickums convention at Podak Purple headquarters with Helen (@FlavaFlavswife, IG: ordinaryfitgirll) and Mame (@mamestastes). We discuss creative outlets, being an intentional asshole and going vegan. Helen loves her 9-5 and definitely ISN'T tweeting her way through her way through her breakup with Idris Elba during working hours. Mame shares her discoveries about the linkage between food and her body in a passionate speech about nkontomire. There are a lot of gems in between the laughing fits so give it a listen.
Dear friend and fellow podcaster Tiffany Soliah (@tsoliah, Peanut Butter and Jelly Shoes podcast) shows some next level fandom towards her precious Doctor Who, the British sci-fi phenomenon that die-hard nerds love yet most simply tolerate. We discuss why she loves the show so much and she answers all of my many ignorant questions, but not before we discuss Hot Topic, the Traffic Cone Guy, Steven Moffat, and James Bond!
Croncast - 2008-04-07.mp3 Show: #477 Length: 33:02 Size: 22.7 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2007 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: TBD. Stop by and buy them a drink or two! It's like having naked people on web site Sure, it is nerd porn If you had a math site You could put up a really hot formula Don't open your eyes it will make it real Big weekend and Betsy alone time I found out alone time is overrated I love the kids but I didn't miss them Normally when I am alone, I am with Vicky That means you are not alone You guys spend too much time together Something like that Betsy you watch Vicky Security has your picture up on the wall Did I ever tell you about Vicky almost being kidnapped? No, you never have But it explains a lot about your relationship Vicky is going to get a goat if she moves to Virginia That's is like having a girlfriend in Canada "I have a goat in Virginia" Rent a goat Yeah, they call them petting zoos I just want a goat petting zoo Tell me about the kidnapping story Was my mom baby sitting you? Vicky was in the cart I was cramped and pushed in underneath I looked like a giraffe in a VW She is 2 1/2 and you are 7 1/2 This woman grabs Vicky But she is stuck You know how kids get stuck in carts Sure maneuvering them out She was panicking and pulling My mom lost her mind What are you doing the whole time I was like whatever The woman runs out of the store My mom's first reaction was to yell at me Not call the cops I gotta sit down so low to see the cereal I don't know what it is Get the hell over it You are crazy Your sister must think once a week what my life would have been like Divorced with two kids Lifetime movie moments Jesus Christ, you look like a victim, suck it up Mom picks up Vicky and says, "Run!" I lied about my size them It was expensive in California I had to wear Jelly shoes 3 sizes to small I begged my mom at a dollar store Sure your Tijuana Jelly Sandals There are times when you can't afford shit Standing in line at the Louisiana post office So for Christmas they shipped me chameleons in a box They arrived not alive
Croncast - 2008-04-07.mp3 Show: #477 Length: 33:02 Size: 22.7 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2007 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: TBD. Stop by and buy them a drink or two! It's like having naked people on web site Sure, it is nerd porn If you had a math site You could put up a really hot formula Don't open your eyes it will make it real Big weekend and Betsy alone time I found out alone time is overrated I love the kids but I didn't miss them Normally when I am alone, I am with Vicky That means you are not alone You guys spend too much time together Something like that Betsy you watch Vicky Security has your picture up on the wall Did I ever tell you about Vicky almost being kidnapped? No, you never have But it explains a lot about your relationship Vicky is going to get a goat if she moves to Virginia That's is like having a girlfriend in Canada "I have a goat in Virginia" Rent a goat Yeah, they call them petting zoos I just want a goat petting zoo Tell me about the kidnapping story Was my mom baby sitting you? Vicky was in the cart I was cramped and pushed in underneath I looked like a giraffe in a VW She is 2 1/2 and you are 7 1/2 This woman grabs Vicky But she is stuck You know how kids get stuck in carts Sure maneuvering them out She was panicking and pulling My mom lost her mind What are you doing the whole time I was like whatever The woman runs out of the store My mom's first reaction was to yell at me Not call the cops I gotta sit down so low to see the cereal I don't know what it is Get the hell over it You are crazy Your sister must think once a week what my life would have been like Divorced with two kids Lifetime movie moments Jesus Christ, you look like a victim, suck it up Mom picks up Vicky and says, "Run!" I lied about my size them It was expensive in California I had to wear Jelly shoes 3 sizes to small I begged my mom at a dollar store Sure your Tijuana Jelly Sandals There are times when you can't afford shit Standing in line at the Louisiana post office So for Christmas they shipped me chameleons in a box They arrived not alive
Croncast - 2008-04-07.mp3 Show: #477 Length: 33:02 Size: 22.7 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2007 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: TBD. Stop by and buy them a drink or two! It's like having naked people on web site Sure, it is nerd porn If you had a math site You could put up a really hot formula Don't open your eyes it will make it real Big weekend and Betsy alone time I found out alone time is overrated I love the kids but I didn't miss them Normally when I am alone, I am with Vicky That means you are not alone You guys spend too much time together Something like that Betsy you watch Vicky Security has your picture up on the wall Did I ever tell you about Vicky almost being kidnapped? No, you never have But it explains a lot about your relationship Vicky is going to get a goat if she moves to Virginia That's is like having a girlfriend in Canada "I have a goat in Virginia" Rent a goat Yeah, they call them petting zoos I just want a goat petting zoo Tell me about the kidnapping story Was my mom baby sitting you? Vicky was in the cart I was cramped and pushed in underneath I looked like a giraffe in a VW She is 2 1/2 and you are 7 1/2 This woman grabs Vicky But she is stuck You know how kids get stuck in carts Sure maneuvering them out She was panicking and pulling My mom lost her mind What are you doing the whole time I was like whatever The woman runs out of the store My mom's first reaction was to yell at me Not call the cops I gotta sit down so low to see the cereal I don't know what it is Get the hell over it You are crazy Your sister must think once a week what my life would have been like Divorced with two kids Lifetime movie moments Jesus Christ, you look like a victim, suck it up Mom picks up Vicky and says, "Run!" I lied about my size them It was expensive in California I had to wear Jelly shoes 3 sizes to small I begged my mom at a dollar store Sure your Tijuana Jelly Sandals There are times when you can't afford shit Standing in line at the Louisiana post office So for Christmas they shipped me chameleons in a box They arrived not alive
Croncast - 2008-04-07.mp3 Show: #477 Length: 33:02 Size: 22.7 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2007 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: TBD. Stop by and buy them a drink or two! It's like having naked people on web site Sure, it is nerd porn If you had a math site You could put up a really hot formula Don't open your eyes it will make it real Big weekend and Betsy alone time I found out alone time is overrated I love the kids but I didn't miss them Normally when I am alone, I am with Vicky That means you are not alone You guys spend too much time together Something like that Betsy you watch Vicky Security has your picture up on the wall Did I ever tell you about Vicky almost being kidnapped? No, you never have But it explains a lot about your relationship Vicky is going to get a goat if she moves to Virginia That's is like having a girlfriend in Canada "I have a goat in Virginia" Rent a goat Yeah, they call them petting zoos I just want a goat petting zoo Tell me about the kidnapping story Was my mom baby sitting you? Vicky was in the cart I was cramped and pushed in underneath I looked like a giraffe in a VW She is 2 1/2 and you are 7 1/2 This woman grabs Vicky But she is stuck You know how kids get stuck in carts Sure maneuvering them out She was panicking and pulling My mom lost her mind What are you doing the whole time I was like whatever The woman runs out of the store My mom's first reaction was to yell at me Not call the cops I gotta sit down so low to see the cereal I don't know what it is Get the hell over it You are crazy Your sister must think once a week what my life would have been like Divorced with two kids Lifetime movie moments Jesus Christ, you look like a victim, suck it up Mom picks up Vicky and says, "Run!" I lied about my size them It was expensive in California I had to wear Jelly shoes 3 sizes to small I begged my mom at a dollar store Sure your Tijuana Jelly Sandals There are times when you can't afford shit Standing in line at the Louisiana post office So for Christmas they shipped me chameleons in a box They arrived not alive
Croncast - 2008-04-07.mp3 Show: #477 Length: 33:02 Size: 22.7 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2007 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: TBD. Stop by and buy them a drink or two! It's like having naked people on web site Sure, it is nerd porn If you had a math site You could put up a really hot formula Don't open your eyes it will make it real Big weekend and Betsy alone time I found out alone time is overrated I love the kids but I didn't miss them Normally when I am alone, I am with Vicky That means you are not alone You guys spend too much time together Something like that Betsy you watch Vicky Security has your picture up on the wall Did I ever tell you about Vicky almost being kidnapped? No, you never have But it explains a lot about your relationship Vicky is going to get a goat if she moves to Virginia That's is like having a girlfriend in Canada "I have a goat in Virginia" Rent a goat Yeah, they call them petting zoos I just want a goat petting zoo Tell me about the kidnapping story Was my mom baby sitting you? Vicky was in the cart I was cramped and pushed in underneath I looked like a giraffe in a VW She is 2 1/2 and you are 7 1/2 This woman grabs Vicky But she is stuck You know how kids get stuck in carts Sure maneuvering them out She was panicking and pulling My mom lost her mind What are you doing the whole time I was like whatever The woman runs out of the store My mom's first reaction was to yell at me Not call the cops I gotta sit down so low to see the cereal I don't know what it is Get the hell over it You are crazy Your sister must think once a week what my life would have been like Divorced with two kids Lifetime movie moments Jesus Christ, you look like a victim, suck it up Mom picks up Vicky and says, "Run!" I lied about my size them It was expensive in California I had to wear Jelly shoes 3 sizes to small I begged my mom at a dollar store Sure your Tijuana Jelly Sandals There are times when you can't afford shit Standing in line at the Louisiana post office So for Christmas they shipped me chameleons in a box They arrived not alive
Croncast - 2008-04-07.mp3 Show: #477 Length: 33:02 Size: 22.7 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2007 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: TBD. Stop by and buy them a drink or two! It's like having naked people on web site Sure, it is nerd porn If you had a math site You could put up a really hot formula Don't open your eyes it will make it real Big weekend and Betsy alone time I found out alone time is overrated I love the kids but I didn't miss them Normally when I am alone, I am with Vicky That means you are not alone You guys spend too much time together Something like that Betsy you watch Vicky Security has your picture up on the wall Did I ever tell you about Vicky almost being kidnapped? No, you never have But it explains a lot about your relationship Vicky is going to get a goat if she moves to Virginia That's is like having a girlfriend in Canada "I have a goat in Virginia" Rent a goat Yeah, they call them petting zoos I just want a goat petting zoo Tell me about the kidnapping story Was my mom baby sitting you? Vicky was in the cart I was cramped and pushed in underneath I looked like a giraffe in a VW She is 2 1/2 and you are 7 1/2 This woman grabs Vicky But she is stuck You know how kids get stuck in carts Sure maneuvering them out She was panicking and pulling My mom lost her mind What are you doing the whole time I was like whatever The woman runs out of the store My mom's first reaction was to yell at me Not call the cops I gotta sit down so low to see the cereal I don't know what it is Get the hell over it You are crazy Your sister must think once a week what my life would have been like Divorced with two kids Lifetime movie moments Jesus Christ, you look like a victim, suck it up Mom picks up Vicky and says, "Run!" I lied about my size them It was expensive in California I had to wear Jelly shoes 3 sizes to small I begged my mom at a dollar store Sure your Tijuana Jelly Sandals There are times when you can't afford shit Standing in line at the Louisiana post office So for Christmas they shipped me chameleons in a box They arrived not alive
Croncast - 2008-04-07.mp3 Show: #477 Length: 33:02 Size: 22.7 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2007 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: TBD. Stop by and buy them a drink or two! It's like having naked people on web site Sure, it is nerd porn If you had a math site You could put up a really hot formula Don't open your eyes it will make it real Big weekend and Betsy alone time I found out alone time is overrated I love the kids but I didn't miss them Normally when I am alone, I am with Vicky That means you are not alone You guys spend too much time together Something like that Betsy you watch Vicky Security has your picture up on the wall Did I ever tell you about Vicky almost being kidnapped? No, you never have But it explains a lot about your relationship Vicky is going to get a goat if she moves to Virginia That's is like having a girlfriend in Canada "I have a goat in Virginia" Rent a goat Yeah, they call them petting zoos I just want a goat petting zoo Tell me about the kidnapping story Was my mom baby sitting you? Vicky was in the cart I was cramped and pushed in underneath I looked like a giraffe in a VW She is 2 1/2 and you are 7 1/2 This woman grabs Vicky But she is stuck You know how kids get stuck in carts Sure maneuvering them out She was panicking and pulling My mom lost her mind What are you doing the whole time I was like whatever The woman runs out of the store My mom's first reaction was to yell at me Not call the cops I gotta sit down so low to see the cereal I don't know what it is Get the hell over it You are crazy Your sister must think once a week what my life would have been like Divorced with two kids Lifetime movie moments Jesus Christ, you look like a victim, suck it up Mom picks up Vicky and says, "Run!" I lied about my size them It was expensive in California I had to wear Jelly shoes 3 sizes to small I begged my mom at a dollar store Sure your Tijuana Jelly Sandals There are times when you can't afford shit Standing in line at the Louisiana post office So for Christmas they shipped me chameleons in a box They arrived not alive
Croncast - 2008-04-07.mp3 Show: #477 Length: 33:02 Size: 22.7 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2007 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: TBD. Stop by and buy them a drink or two! It's like having naked people on web site Sure, it is nerd porn If you had a math site You could put up a really hot formula Don't open your eyes it will make it real Big weekend and Betsy alone time I found out alone time is overrated I love the kids but I didn't miss them Normally when I am alone, I am with Vicky That means you are not alone You guys spend too much time together Something like that Betsy you watch Vicky Security has your picture up on the wall Did I ever tell you about Vicky almost being kidnapped? No, you never have But it explains a lot about your relationship Vicky is going to get a goat if she moves to Virginia That's is like having a girlfriend in Canada "I have a goat in Virginia" Rent a goat Yeah, they call them petting zoos I just want a goat petting zoo Tell me about the kidnapping story Was my mom baby sitting you? Vicky was in the cart I was cramped and pushed in underneath I looked like a giraffe in a VW She is 2 1/2 and you are 7 1/2 This woman grabs Vicky But she is stuck You know how kids get stuck in carts Sure maneuvering them out She was panicking and pulling My mom lost her mind What are you doing the whole time I was like whatever The woman runs out of the store My mom's first reaction was to yell at me Not call the cops I gotta sit down so low to see the cereal I don't know what it is Get the hell over it You are crazy Your sister must think once a week what my life would have been like Divorced with two kids Lifetime movie moments Jesus Christ, you look like a victim, suck it up Mom picks up Vicky and says, "Run!" I lied about my size them It was expensive in California I had to wear Jelly shoes 3 sizes to small I begged my mom at a dollar store Sure your Tijuana Jelly Sandals There are times when you can't afford shit Standing in line at the Louisiana post office So for Christmas they shipped me chameleons in a box They arrived not alive
Croncast - 2008-04-07.mp3 Show: #477 Length: 33:02 Size: 22.7 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2007 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: TBD. Stop by and buy them a drink or two! It's like having naked people on web site Sure, it is nerd porn If you had a math site You could put up a really hot formula Don't open your eyes it will make it real Big weekend and Betsy alone time I found out alone time is overrated I love the kids but I didn't miss them Normally when I am alone, I am with Vicky That means you are not alone You guys spend too much time together Something like that Betsy you watch Vicky Security has your picture up on the wall Did I ever tell you about Vicky almost being kidnapped? No, you never have But it explains a lot about your relationship Vicky is going to get a goat if she moves to Virginia That's is like having a girlfriend in Canada "I have a goat in Virginia" Rent a goat Yeah, they call them petting zoos I just want a goat petting zoo Tell me about the kidnapping story Was my mom baby sitting you? Vicky was in the cart I was cramped and pushed in underneath I looked like a giraffe in a VW She is 2 1/2 and you are 7 1/2 This woman grabs Vicky But she is stuck You know how kids get stuck in carts Sure maneuvering them out She was panicking and pulling My mom lost her mind What are you doing the whole time I was like whatever The woman runs out of the store My mom's first reaction was to yell at me Not call the cops I gotta sit down so low to see the cereal I don't know what it is Get the hell over it You are crazy Your sister must think once a week what my life would have been like Divorced with two kids Lifetime movie moments Jesus Christ, you look like a victim, suck it up Mom picks up Vicky and says, "Run!" I lied about my size them It was expensive in California I had to wear Jelly shoes 3 sizes to small I begged my mom at a dollar store Sure your Tijuana Jelly Sandals There are times when you can't afford shit Standing in line at the Louisiana post office So for Christmas they shipped me chameleons in a box They arrived not alive
Croncast - 2008-04-07.mp3 Show: #477 Length: 33:02 Size: 22.7 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2007 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: TBD. Stop by and buy them a drink or two! It's like having naked people on web site Sure, it is nerd porn If you had a math site You could put up a really hot formula Don't open your eyes it will make it real Big weekend and Betsy alone time I found out alone time is overrated I love the kids but I didn't miss them Normally when I am alone, I am with Vicky That means you are not alone You guys spend too much time together Something like that Betsy you watch Vicky Security has your picture up on the wall Did I ever tell you about Vicky almost being kidnapped? No, you never have But it explains a lot about your relationship Vicky is going to get a goat if she moves to Virginia That's is like having a girlfriend in Canada "I have a goat in Virginia" Rent a goat Yeah, they call them petting zoos I just want a goat petting zoo Tell me about the kidnapping story Was my mom baby sitting you? Vicky was in the cart I was cramped and pushed in underneath I looked like a giraffe in a VW She is 2 1/2 and you are 7 1/2 This woman grabs Vicky But she is stuck You know how kids get stuck in carts Sure maneuvering them out She was panicking and pulling My mom lost her mind What are you doing the whole time I was like whatever The woman runs out of the store My mom's first reaction was to yell at me Not call the cops I gotta sit down so low to see the cereal I don't know what it is Get the hell over it You are crazy Your sister must think once a week what my life would have been like Divorced with two kids Lifetime movie moments Jesus Christ, you look like a victim, suck it up Mom picks up Vicky and says, "Run!" I lied about my size them It was expensive in California I had to wear Jelly shoes 3 sizes to small I begged my mom at a dollar store Sure your Tijuana Jelly Sandals There are times when you can't afford shit Standing in line at the Louisiana post office So for Christmas they shipped me chameleons in a box They arrived not alive
Croncast - 2008-04-07.mp3 Show: #477 Length: 33:02 Size: 22.7 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2007 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: TBD. Stop by and buy them a drink or two! It's like having naked people on web site Sure, it is nerd porn If you had a math site You could put up a really hot formula Don't open your eyes it will make it real Big weekend and Betsy alone time I found out alone time is overrated I love the kids but I didn't miss them Normally when I am alone, I am with Vicky That means you are not alone You guys spend too much time together Something like that Betsy you watch Vicky Security has your picture up on the wall Did I ever tell you about Vicky almost being kidnapped? No, you never have But it explains a lot about your relationship Vicky is going to get a goat if she moves to Virginia That's is like having a girlfriend in Canada "I have a goat in Virginia" Rent a goat Yeah, they call them petting zoos I just want a goat petting zoo Tell me about the kidnapping story Was my mom baby sitting you? Vicky was in the cart I was cramped and pushed in underneath I looked like a giraffe in a VW She is 2 1/2 and you are 7 1/2 This woman grabs Vicky But she is stuck You know how kids get stuck in carts Sure maneuvering them out She was panicking and pulling My mom lost her mind What are you doing the whole time I was like whatever The woman runs out of the store My mom's first reaction was to yell at me Not call the cops I gotta sit down so low to see the cereal I don't know what it is Get the hell over it You are crazy Your sister must think once a week what my life would have been like Divorced with two kids Lifetime movie moments Jesus Christ, you look like a victim, suck it up Mom picks up Vicky and says, "Run!" I lied about my size them It was expensive in California I had to wear Jelly shoes 3 sizes to small I begged my mom at a dollar store Sure your Tijuana Jelly Sandals There are times when you can't afford shit Standing in line at the Louisiana post office So for Christmas they shipped me chameleons in a box They arrived not alive
Croncast - 2008-04-07.mp3 Show: #477 Length: 33:02 Size: 22.7 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2007 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: TBD. Stop by and buy them a drink or two! It's like having naked people on web site Sure, it is nerd porn If you had a math site You could put up a really hot formula Don't open your eyes it will make it real Big weekend and Betsy alone time I found out alone time is overrated I love the kids but I didn't miss them Normally when I am alone, I am with Vicky That means you are not alone You guys spend too much time together Something like that Betsy you watch Vicky Security has your picture up on the wall Did I ever tell you about Vicky almost being kidnapped? No, you never have But it explains a lot about your relationship Vicky is going to get a goat if she moves to Virginia That's is like having a girlfriend in Canada "I have a goat in Virginia" Rent a goat Yeah, they call them petting zoos I just want a goat petting zoo Tell me about the kidnapping story Was my mom baby sitting you? Vicky was in the cart I was cramped and pushed in underneath I looked like a giraffe in a VW She is 2 1/2 and you are 7 1/2 This woman grabs Vicky But she is stuck You know how kids get stuck in carts Sure maneuvering them out She was panicking and pulling My mom lost her mind What are you doing the whole time I was like whatever The woman runs out of the store My mom's first reaction was to yell at me Not call the cops I gotta sit down so low to see the cereal I don't know what it is Get the hell over it You are crazy Your sister must think once a week what my life would have been like Divorced with two kids Lifetime movie moments Jesus Christ, you look like a victim, suck it up Mom picks up Vicky and says, "Run!" I lied about my size them It was expensive in California I had to wear Jelly shoes 3 sizes to small I begged my mom at a dollar store Sure your Tijuana Jelly Sandals There are times when you can't afford shit Standing in line at the Louisiana post office So for Christmas they shipped me chameleons in a box They arrived not alive
Croncast - 2008-04-07.mp3 Show: #477 Length: 33:02 Size: 22.7 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2007 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: TBD. Stop by and buy them a drink or two! It's like having naked people on web site Sure, it is nerd porn If you had a math site You could put up a really hot formula Don't open your eyes it will make it real Big weekend and Betsy alone time I found out alone time is overrated I love the kids but I didn't miss them Normally when I am alone, I am with Vicky That means you are not alone You guys spend too much time together Something like that Betsy you watch Vicky Security has your picture up on the wall Did I ever tell you about Vicky almost being kidnapped? No, you never have But it explains a lot about your relationship Vicky is going to get a goat if she moves to Virginia That's is like having a girlfriend in Canada "I have a goat in Virginia" Rent a goat Yeah, they call them petting zoos I just want a goat petting zoo Tell me about the kidnapping story Was my mom baby sitting you? Vicky was in the cart I was cramped and pushed in underneath I looked like a giraffe in a VW She is 2 1/2 and you are 7 1/2 This woman grabs Vicky But she is stuck You know how kids get stuck in carts Sure maneuvering them out She was panicking and pulling My mom lost her mind What are you doing the whole time I was like whatever The woman runs out of the store My mom's first reaction was to yell at me Not call the cops I gotta sit down so low to see the cereal I don't know what it is Get the hell over it You are crazy Your sister must think once a week what my life would have been like Divorced with two kids Lifetime movie moments Jesus Christ, you look like a victim, suck it up Mom picks up Vicky and says, "Run!" I lied about my size them It was expensive in California I had to wear Jelly shoes 3 sizes to small I begged my mom at a dollar store Sure your Tijuana Jelly Sandals There are times when you can't afford shit Standing in line at the Louisiana post office So for Christmas they shipped me chameleons in a box They arrived not alive
Croncast - 2008-04-07.mp3 Show: #477 Length: 33:02 Size: 22.7 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2007 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: TBD. Stop by and buy them a drink or two! It's like having naked people on web site Sure, it is nerd porn If you had a math site You could put up a really hot formula Don't open your eyes it will make it real Big weekend and Betsy alone time I found out alone time is overrated I love the kids but I didn't miss them Normally when I am alone, I am with Vicky That means you are not alone You guys spend too much time together Something like that Betsy you watch Vicky Security has your picture up on the wall Did I ever tell you about Vicky almost being kidnapped? No, you never have But it explains a lot about your relationship Vicky is going to get a goat if she moves to Virginia That's is like having a girlfriend in Canada "I have a goat in Virginia" Rent a goat Yeah, they call them petting zoos I just want a goat petting zoo Tell me about the kidnapping story Was my mom baby sitting you? Vicky was in the cart I was cramped and pushed in underneath I looked like a giraffe in a VW She is 2 1/2 and you are 7 1/2 This woman grabs Vicky But she is stuck You know how kids get stuck in carts Sure maneuvering them out She was panicking and pulling My mom lost her mind What are you doing the whole time I was like whatever The woman runs out of the store My mom's first reaction was to yell at me Not call the cops I gotta sit down so low to see the cereal I don't know what it is Get the hell over it You are crazy Your sister must think once a week what my life would have been like Divorced with two kids Lifetime movie moments Jesus Christ, you look like a victim, suck it up Mom picks up Vicky and says, "Run!" I lied about my size them It was expensive in California I had to wear Jelly shoes 3 sizes to small I begged my mom at a dollar store Sure your Tijuana Jelly Sandals There are times when you can't afford shit Standing in line at the Louisiana post office So for Christmas they shipped me chameleons in a box They arrived not alive
Croncast - 2008-04-07.mp3 Show: #477 Length: 33:02 Size: 22.7 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2007 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: TBD. Stop by and buy them a drink or two! It's like having naked people on web site Sure, it is nerd porn If you had a math site You could put up a really hot formula Don't open your eyes it will make it real Big weekend and Betsy alone time I found out alone time is overrated I love the kids but I didn't miss them Normally when I am alone, I am with Vicky That means you are not alone You guys spend too much time together Something like that Betsy you watch Vicky Security has your picture up on the wall Did I ever tell you about Vicky almost being kidnapped? No, you never have But it explains a lot about your relationship Vicky is going to get a goat if she moves to Virginia That's is like having a girlfriend in Canada "I have a goat in Virginia" Rent a goat Yeah, they call them petting zoos I just want a goat petting zoo Tell me about the kidnapping story Was my mom baby sitting you? Vicky was in the cart I was cramped and pushed in underneath I looked like a giraffe in a VW She is 2 1/2 and you are 7 1/2 This woman grabs Vicky But she is stuck You know how kids get stuck in carts Sure maneuvering them out She was panicking and pulling My mom lost her mind What are you doing the whole time I was like whatever The woman runs out of the store My mom's first reaction was to yell at me Not call the cops I gotta sit down so low to see the cereal I don't know what it is Get the hell over it You are crazy Your sister must think once a week what my life would have been like Divorced with two kids Lifetime movie moments Jesus Christ, you look like a victim, suck it up Mom picks up Vicky and says, "Run!" I lied about my size them It was expensive in California I had to wear Jelly shoes 3 sizes to small I begged my mom at a dollar store Sure your Tijuana Jelly Sandals There are times when you can't afford shit Standing in line at the Louisiana post office So for Christmas they shipped me chameleons in a box They arrived not alive
Croncast - 2008-04-07.mp3 Show: #477 Length: 33:02 Size: 22.7 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2007 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: TBD. Stop by and buy them a drink or two! It's like having naked people on web site Sure, it is nerd porn If you had a math site You could put up a really hot formula Don't open your eyes it will make it real Big weekend and Betsy alone time I found out alone time is overrated I love the kids but I didn't miss them Normally when I am alone, I am with Vicky That means you are not alone You guys spend too much time together Something like that Betsy you watch Vicky Security has your picture up on the wall Did I ever tell you about Vicky almost being kidnapped? No, you never have But it explains a lot about your relationship Vicky is going to get a goat if she moves to Virginia That's is like having a girlfriend in Canada "I have a goat in Virginia" Rent a goat Yeah, they call them petting zoos I just want a goat petting zoo Tell me about the kidnapping story Was my mom baby sitting you? Vicky was in the cart I was cramped and pushed in underneath I looked like a giraffe in a VW She is 2 1/2 and you are 7 1/2 This woman grabs Vicky But she is stuck You know how kids get stuck in carts Sure maneuvering them out She was panicking and pulling My mom lost her mind What are you doing the whole time I was like whatever The woman runs out of the store My mom's first reaction was to yell at me Not call the cops I gotta sit down so low to see the cereal I don't know what it is Get the hell over it You are crazy Your sister must think once a week what my life would have been like Divorced with two kids Lifetime movie moments Jesus Christ, you look like a victim, suck it up Mom picks up Vicky and says, "Run!" I lied about my size them It was expensive in California I had to wear Jelly shoes 3 sizes to small I begged my mom at a dollar store Sure your Tijuana Jelly Sandals There are times when you can't afford shit Standing in line at the Louisiana post office So for Christmas they shipped me chameleons in a box They arrived not alive
Croncast - 2008-04-07.mp3 Show: #477 Length: 33:02 Size: 22.7 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2007 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: TBD. Stop by and buy them a drink or two! It's like having naked people on web site Sure, it is nerd porn If you had a math site You could put up a really hot formula Don't open your eyes it will make it real Big weekend and Betsy alone time I found out alone time is overrated I love the kids but I didn't miss them Normally when I am alone, I am with Vicky That means you are not alone You guys spend too much time together Something like that Betsy you watch Vicky Security has your picture up on the wall Did I ever tell you about Vicky almost being kidnapped? No, you never have But it explains a lot about your relationship Vicky is going to get a goat if she moves to Virginia That's is like having a girlfriend in Canada "I have a goat in Virginia" Rent a goat Yeah, they call them petting zoos I just want a goat petting zoo Tell me about the kidnapping story Was my mom baby sitting you? Vicky was in the cart I was cramped and pushed in underneath I looked like a giraffe in a VW She is 2 1/2 and you are 7 1/2 This woman grabs Vicky But she is stuck You know how kids get stuck in carts Sure maneuvering them out She was panicking and pulling My mom lost her mind What are you doing the whole time I was like whatever The woman runs out of the store My mom's first reaction was to yell at me Not call the cops I gotta sit down so low to see the cereal I don't know what it is Get the hell over it You are crazy Your sister must think once a week what my life would have been like Divorced with two kids Lifetime movie moments Jesus Christ, you look like a victim, suck it up Mom picks up Vicky and says, "Run!" I lied about my size them It was expensive in California I had to wear Jelly shoes 3 sizes to small I begged my mom at a dollar store Sure your Tijuana Jelly Sandals There are times when you can't afford shit Standing in line at the Louisiana post office So for Christmas they shipped me chameleons in a box They arrived not alive
Croncast - 2008-04-07.mp3 Show: #477 Length: 33:02 Size: 22.7 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2007 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: TBD. Stop by and buy them a drink or two! It's like having naked people on web site Sure, it is nerd porn If you had a math site You could put up a really hot formula Don't open your eyes it will make it real Big weekend and Betsy alone time I found out alone time is overrated I love the kids but I didn't miss them Normally when I am alone, I am with Vicky That means you are not alone You guys spend too much time together Something like that Betsy you watch Vicky Security has your picture up on the wall Did I ever tell you about Vicky almost being kidnapped? No, you never have But it explains a lot about your relationship Vicky is going to get a goat if she moves to Virginia That's is like having a girlfriend in Canada "I have a goat in Virginia" Rent a goat Yeah, they call them petting zoos I just want a goat petting zoo Tell me about the kidnapping story Was my mom baby sitting you? Vicky was in the cart I was cramped and pushed in underneath I looked like a giraffe in a VW She is 2 1/2 and you are 7 1/2 This woman grabs Vicky But she is stuck You know how kids get stuck in carts Sure maneuvering them out She was panicking and pulling My mom lost her mind What are you doing the whole time I was like whatever The woman runs out of the store My mom's first reaction was to yell at me Not call the cops I gotta sit down so low to see the cereal I don't know what it is Get the hell over it You are crazy Your sister must think once a week what my life would have been like Divorced with two kids Lifetime movie moments Jesus Christ, you look like a victim, suck it up Mom picks up Vicky and says, "Run!" I lied about my size them It was expensive in California I had to wear Jelly shoes 3 sizes to small I begged my mom at a dollar store Sure your Tijuana Jelly Sandals There are times when you can't afford shit Standing in line at the Louisiana post office So for Christmas they shipped me chameleons in a box They arrived not alive
Croncast - 2008-04-07.mp3 Show: #477 Length: 33:02 Size: 22.7 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2007 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: TBD. Stop by and buy them a drink or two! It's like having naked people on web site Sure, it is nerd porn If you had a math site You could put up a really hot formula Don't open your eyes it will make it real Big weekend and Betsy alone time I found out alone time is overrated I love the kids but I didn't miss them Normally when I am alone, I am with Vicky That means you are not alone You guys spend too much time together Something like that Betsy you watch Vicky Security has your picture up on the wall Did I ever tell you about Vicky almost being kidnapped? No, you never have But it explains a lot about your relationship Vicky is going to get a goat if she moves to Virginia That's is like having a girlfriend in Canada "I have a goat in Virginia" Rent a goat Yeah, they call them petting zoos I just want a goat petting zoo Tell me about the kidnapping story Was my mom baby sitting you? Vicky was in the cart I was cramped and pushed in underneath I looked like a giraffe in a VW She is 2 1/2 and you are 7 1/2 This woman grabs Vicky But she is stuck You know how kids get stuck in carts Sure maneuvering them out She was panicking and pulling My mom lost her mind What are you doing the whole time I was like whatever The woman runs out of the store My mom's first reaction was to yell at me Not call the cops I gotta sit down so low to see the cereal I don't know what it is Get the hell over it You are crazy Your sister must think once a week what my life would have been like Divorced with two kids Lifetime movie moments Jesus Christ, you look like a victim, suck it up Mom picks up Vicky and says, "Run!" I lied about my size them It was expensive in California I had to wear Jelly shoes 3 sizes to small I begged my mom at a dollar store Sure your Tijuana Jelly Sandals There are times when you can't afford shit Standing in line at the Louisiana post office So for Christmas they shipped me chameleons in a box They arrived not alive
Croncast - 2008-04-07.mp3 Show: #477 Length: 33:02 Size: 22.7 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2007 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: TBD. Stop by and buy them a drink or two! It's like having naked people on web site Sure, it is nerd porn If you had a math site You could put up a really hot formula Don't open your eyes it will make it real Big weekend and Betsy alone time I found out alone time is overrated I love the kids but I didn't miss them Normally when I am alone, I am with Vicky That means you are not alone You guys spend too much time together Something like that Betsy you watch Vicky Security has your picture up on the wall Did I ever tell you about Vicky almost being kidnapped? No, you never have But it explains a lot about your relationship Vicky is going to get a goat if she moves to Virginia That's is like having a girlfriend in Canada "I have a goat in Virginia" Rent a goat Yeah, they call them petting zoos I just want a goat petting zoo Tell me about the kidnapping story Was my mom baby sitting you? Vicky was in the cart I was cramped and pushed in underneath I looked like a giraffe in a VW She is 2 1/2 and you are 7 1/2 This woman grabs Vicky But she is stuck You know how kids get stuck in carts Sure maneuvering them out She was panicking and pulling My mom lost her mind What are you doing the whole time I was like whatever The woman runs out of the store My mom's first reaction was to yell at me Not call the cops I gotta sit down so low to see the cereal I don't know what it is Get the hell over it You are crazy Your sister must think once a week what my life would have been like Divorced with two kids Lifetime movie moments Jesus Christ, you look like a victim, suck it up Mom picks up Vicky and says, "Run!" I lied about my size them It was expensive in California I had to wear Jelly shoes 3 sizes to small I begged my mom at a dollar store Sure your Tijuana Jelly Sandals There are times when you can't afford shit Standing in line at the Louisiana post office So for Christmas they shipped me chameleons in a box They arrived not alive
Croncast - 2008-04-07.mp3 Show: #477 Length: 33:02 Size: 22.7 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2007 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: TBD. Stop by and buy them a drink or two! It's like having naked people on web site Sure, it is nerd porn If you had a math site You could put up a really hot formula Don't open your eyes it will make it real Big weekend and Betsy alone time I found out alone time is overrated I love the kids but I didn't miss them Normally when I am alone, I am with Vicky That means you are not alone You guys spend too much time together Something like that Betsy you watch Vicky Security has your picture up on the wall Did I ever tell you about Vicky almost being kidnapped? No, you never have But it explains a lot about your relationship Vicky is going to get a goat if she moves to Virginia That's is like having a girlfriend in Canada "I have a goat in Virginia" Rent a goat Yeah, they call them petting zoos I just want a goat petting zoo Tell me about the kidnapping story Was my mom baby sitting you? Vicky was in the cart I was cramped and pushed in underneath I looked like a giraffe in a VW She is 2 1/2 and you are 7 1/2 This woman grabs Vicky But she is stuck You know how kids get stuck in carts Sure maneuvering them out She was panicking and pulling My mom lost her mind What are you doing the whole time I was like whatever The woman runs out of the store My mom's first reaction was to yell at me Not call the cops I gotta sit down so low to see the cereal I don't know what it is Get the hell over it You are crazy Your sister must think once a week what my life would have been like Divorced with two kids Lifetime movie moments Jesus Christ, you look like a victim, suck it up Mom picks up Vicky and says, "Run!" I lied about my size them It was expensive in California I had to wear Jelly shoes 3 sizes to small I begged my mom at a dollar store Sure your Tijuana Jelly Sandals There are times when you can't afford shit Standing in line at the Louisiana post office So for Christmas they shipped me chameleons in a box They arrived not alive