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Nick had a double dose of Dear Redacted for this week, we're Burning X about how much is too much to spend on tattoos, and how the real winner of the Golden Bachelor was apparently people who get off on gassy GILFs.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nick and Emily discuss how right now is the perfect time to go Christmas shopping, how Tesla's cybertruck is technically finally here, and why Nick doesn't respect a little kid's quest to change the nerd emoji.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss whether candles are a good Christmas gift for moms, whether Lethal Weapon is a Christmas movie, and if it's Taylor Swift's job to fix racist Kansas City Chiefs fans.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
No Dick just Nick today, he discusses whether it's insulting to Dolly Parton to call her the new Betty White, whether your neighbors are porch pirates when Amazon delivers your protein cookies to their porch, and even some Don't Nick My News.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We remember trying to figure out who is pooping in our parking lot, Jason discovering his girlfriend's kid is hoarding trash in his room, and when Jason wanted Nick to #&@# his mom. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss how Jason is surrounded by people who seemingly don't want to do their jobs anymore, an early round of Joke Court, and the dumbest thing Jason's ever heard Nick say.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss whether Nick can bring sausage to Thanksgiving even though his Uncle Clyde has clearly establish that's his territory, Travis Kelce saying Taylor Swift told him how lucky he was to be getting a shot with her, and a round of TP the Box Office for Tom Segura tickets.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss whether Jason's family will be upset if he plays golf before Thanksgiving morning, the acceptability of giving a 15 year-old a “groin-hair trimmer” for Christmas, and how great Nick's life would have been if he just touched Lisa Clark's boob back in high school.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss why Nick is angry at whoever invented the num lock on a keyboard, Joke Court, and Dennis De La Pena calls us entitled Longhorn fans.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss whether putting Oreo McFlurry on a cheeseburger is as gross as it sounds, whether Jason will still be an Austinite when he moves to Manor, and if Kim Kardashian deserves the title of GQ's Tycoon of the Year.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss whether having a second dishwasher is elitist, what That Guy Jason has declared Nick this week, and if Nick is a out of order for signing Jason up to bring milk to the Waterloo Media Thanksgiving pot luck.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss whether you tell someone that they're stupid, why it's totally fine for Nick to enjoy veggie burgers, and we blow the dust off the Google Game.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss Nick's spoiler-free review of The Marvels, whether Bumblito is making Jason's life difficult on purpose, and why Jason says Tesla has stolen his relatable brand automobile.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss why Nick wants to name goats in Dear Redacted, who's guilty of crimes against comedy in Joke Court, and whether anyone will figure out Jason's Green Day mashup.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss whether anyone will be able to crack the code on Jason's Green Day mashup and win tickets, whether Jason needs to do anything for Mama Dick's birthday, and Nick reviews Jason Dicks' Overcooked-Steak-But-That's-How-Nick-Likes-It Stir Fry Surprise.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss That Guy who wants you to do their work for them, whether Jason is a Green Day super fan in name only, and why his insurance company won't just total his Telsa.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss Nick's Last Minute Barely-Researched Most-Likely-Biased Guide To Voting, why Jason is remixing Frankie Goes To Hollywood's Relax with a Family Guy clip, and a round of the Apple Music Game for Green Day tickets.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss Nick's official review of the Jason Dick's chicken fajita stir-fry surprise, whether Jason changing his own Tesla tire counts as having a macho weekend, and how Jason has no idea how much Delta 9 gummies should cost.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss whether humans are the only animals to have breasts, whether Nick actually understands why he's against permanent daylight saving time, and Jason celebrates an important anniversary.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss how Jason's new house in Manor is behind schedule and over budget, Nick confirms Flowers of the Killer Moon is too long, and we ask our IT guy if it's possible Jason took the station hack home. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss Brings His Incontinent Dog To The Office Guy, a round of How Much Does It Weigh for Bert Kreischer tickets, and discuss how Nick's appearance in the Waterloo Media Halloween costume contest was a complete failure.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss at what age is someone too old to go trick or treating, how thorough a cleaning job you have to do on a rental car before you return it, and a spooky addition of How Do You Like Them Tomatoes to scare the consultants who don't like games on the radio. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss where Matthew Perry ranked in the Friends hierarchy, why Nick thinks he's vindicated for his "just walk away from your debts" strategy, and Jason returns from Covid with some new Adorable Dog Content. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss the unfortunate passing of Nick's Cousin Uncle Johnny, which of Jason's current list of ailments is the worst, and a round of Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick for Blink 182 tickets. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss why Nick is trying to sell a slightly-used 2009 Nissan Altima battery through the radio, why Elephant Mario is in the new Super Mario Bros game, and a Joke Court Redemption.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss the mystery lady Jason wants to set Nick up with, why Nick doesn't want to visit an out of state friend, and whether Jason is a-hole if he has to get internet from Elon Musk when he moves to Manor.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss why Jason is upset with Are You 50 Yet Guy, whether one of Jason's golf buddies is submitting false expense reports, and why Nick is worried his neighbors are trying to steal his air conditioning. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss whether Bumblito hiding trash from Jason's bedroom inspections counts as progress, whether having "stomach issues" on a golf trip means you don't have to share a bathroom, and whether you can still wear a pair of shorts if the zipper won't stay zipped.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We thought this podcast was lost forever because of the radio station got hacked. Turns out not so much. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We thought this podcast was lost forever because of the radio station got hacked. Turns out not so much. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We thought this podcast was lost forever because of the radio station got hacked. Turns out not so much. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We thought this podcast was lost forever because of the radio station got hacked. Turns out not so much. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We thought this podcast was lost forever because of the radio station got hacked. Turns out not so much. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss how Nick now has to worry about Austin drivers crashing into his car now that it's actually worth while, whether Jason managed to get into the Foo Fighters Austin City Limits taping, and Joke Court.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss whether Jason still has the clout to get into the Foo Fighters Austin City Limits taping tonight, a round of Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick, and a Don't Nick My News about flying manatees.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss whether one of our co-workers is purposely not flushing the toilet, how Jason's utility bill is ridiculously high, and what TV show deserves a new ending.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss whether you would trust your friends to "borrow" your ACL wristband, how Nick's birthday chicken fettucine alfredo dinner was ruined, and whether Shania Twain singing Best of You with the Foo Fighters is the worst ACL disaster ever.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss how Shania Twain singing with the Foo Fighters was the worst thing at ACL, how Alanis Morrissette might have been the best thing ever, and why Nick is having a terrible birthday so far.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nick is upset with everyone who let him drive a car without air conditioning for the past four years, plus the return of Joke Court.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss how Jason being hit with a dose of reality when it comes to the hair department, another episode of The Bumbles, and how Nick bought a new car in the worst way imaginable. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss whether teenage sarcasm is worse than dad jokes, why you don't want to be Complete Slave To The GPS Guy, and Jason uses the radio to try and get free building materials for his new house in Manor.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss whether you're more excited for Texas vs Oklahoma or ACL Fest, whether leaving Jason's broken rear window uncovered makes him trash, and if Nick should be worried one of his roommates seems to have moved out, but is still paying rent. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss whether you need emergency gummies in your car, how Jason avoided falling it his girlfriend's trap, and a local story about a lost cat. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss why Nick is sick of being asked whether our company email works in Dear Redacted, we try to find something to plug Jason's gaping hole, and whether Nick's new hair color makes him look like Chad Kroeger from Nickleback.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss how long it's going to take to get the back window of Jason's Tesla fixed, whether it's a back window or a back windshield, and play some Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss why our building is full of Treats Your Crippling Addiction Like A Joke Guys, whether any body shops in town want to help commit insurance fraud, and constructive criticism on how to read. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss when is it appropriate to tell your fat friend that they're fat, why Jason has a Who's The A-Hole beef with his bandmates, and the radio has a meltdown on us.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss what's the worst that could happen with mixing guns and hallucinogenic drugs, whether Jason should spring for hardwood floors or go with carpet in his Manor manor, and Jason and Bumblito's Tenacious D bro date went.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss who's on Nick's Dear Redacted List this week, whether Jason's Funniest Joke Ever deserves to be in Joke Court, and how football is already coming between Jason and his girlfriend. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss whether backsliding with an ex is worth the drama.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss whether providing food is part of hosting a football watch party, whether you can bring a fifteen-year-old to a bar, and whether we have the right to free parking on South Congress. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.