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We discuss why Nick thinks he's already won Mother's Day, Emily's If I Wasn't So Nice, and why Nick has a problem with Cidercade.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss how Emily's boyfriend is cheating on her this weekend with Princess Zelda, how both our moms are basically the same person, and (of course) whether the ACL Lineup is good this year. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss why Nick can't remember whether he's for or against Sum 41 breaking up, whether Emily should listen to her mom when she says not to get her something for Mother's Day, and our immediate thoughts on the Austin City Limits Festival line up. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Remember when Emily wanted to know if she needed her boyfriends permission to discuss their sex life with her girlfriends, when both Nick and Emily realized the radio station still had them listed as interns, and when we talked to Austin drag queen Brigitte Bandit about testify before the Texas Legislature.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss Nick's spoiler-free review of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3, how Emily is basking in the glow of hosting her own birthday concert, and how no one is surprised Nick's old roommate hasn't paid him back for back rent they owe. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss who Emily wishes she could be mean to in this week's If I Wasn't So Nice, why Nick thinks he should date a Texas Roller Derby athlete, and some tips on making margaritas for Cinco De Mayo with our friends from Dulce Vida Tequila. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss why Nick doesn't believe his friend's phones are actually "jacked up" when they don't text him back, how Emily's birthday banana pudding turned out, and whether you actually dunk your milk in cookies. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss Emily celebrating her birthday week with a new tattoo, what a 4D movie experience is, and why Nick thinks he could easily rob a bank.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss how Emily is using her birthday to get free food all week long, what video game Nick thinks can be even better than Super Mario Bros, and why Emily missed out on a opportunity to dominate her boyfriend this weekend.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We we discuss our Daily Draft of TV Moms, the best songs to sing in your car, and why Emily has been accused of being a homewrecker. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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We discuss how Nick has joined the 5" inseam shorts club, why Emily's recent AirBnB experience left her feeling icky, and how to tell if you might be a serial killer because of your zodiac sign.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss Emily throwing herself a concert for her birthday, why Nick had to block his ex, and how Emily cheated in our Daily Draft of Austin events.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nick used EmilyGPT to simulate how Emily would have drafted if she were here to draft the best cartoons from our childrenhood. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We drafted the best Austin restaurants and one of us made a HUGE mistake!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss how Emily discovered Austin's peacock park, Nick's Dear Redacted, and our Daily Draft of the most rewatchable tv shows to put have on in the background.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss how Emily keeps running into the same co-worker in the bathroom, the "rapid unscheduled disassembly" of Elon Musk's latest rocket, and another edition of If I Wasn't So Nice. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss why Emily's parents told her prostitutes were just out trying to buy bread, Nick's plan to stop Netflix from cracking down on password sharing, whether you're team crunchy or team creamy when it comes to Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss how Emily doesn't know famous Austenite Leslie Cochran, why Nick is fed up with moms putting Taylor Swift lyrics in letters excusing their kids from school, and McDonald's updating the Big Mac.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss how to attract men with sexy indifference, who had the better Daily Draft of reality TV shows, and an update about Murphy the Eagle in Don't Nick My News.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss why Nick is all riled up about how his family members throw dice, why Emily is concerned about how much space she's taking up in the office fridge, and our horror stories from the high school prom.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss our Daily Draft of the best apps on your phone, how Emily would have handled someone with horrible movie theatre etiquette in If I Wasn't So Nice, and how one of Pablo Escobar's hippos died in a car crash.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss whether The Cheesecake Factory is fancy, what to do about Nick grinding his teeth, and why Emily is ready to send her boyfriend to the couch. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nick and Emily talk about their favorite parts of the Super Mario Bros Movie and some slight nit picks too. Yahoo!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss how Emily triggered the vegans at Veg Fest with her clothing choice, why Nick may have squatters living in his house, and whether people who have "a type" are weird. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss why Emily spent her Easter dressed as a moss fairy, why Nick spent his avoiding having to wear a rabbit costume, and our Daily Draft of the Best Music Venues in Austin. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss who Emily thinks is the ultimate nepo baby, our Daily Draft of movies we're looking forward to coming out this year, and a brand new segment about Emily called If I Wasn't So Nice.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss our reactions to new trailers for Barbie and Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse, draft the best breakfast foods, and try to come up with a more accurate name for Austin's serial killer.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss whether a serial killer is dumping bodies in Lady Bird Lake, whether Emily can kiss and tell without her boyfriends consent, and our Daily Draft of the best shows on television.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss whether you are obligated to hang out with your family on Easter, the best April Fools Day pranks we totally didn't fall for this year, and we talk with local drag queen Brigitte Bandit about testifying before the Texas Senate.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss which Mario game you voted to win our Mario March Madness, why Nick's Dear Redacted is no yoking matter, and whether Emily can "borrow" stuff from the radio station for her camping trip this weekend. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss Emily purging her Instagram of people who don't follow her back, the best way to smuggle alcohol into concerts, and which of us have the worst roommates.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss why Emily was forced to go full Karen on her pest control guys, what your go-to drunk drink is, and whether you'd rather eat prehistoric beaver nuggets or mammoth meatballs. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss why Emily says Austin is the best major city in Texas to drive in, why Nick thinks he's an all-time great at being an audience member, and whether waiting in line for a concert for hours is worth it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss which fast food restaurant has the best ice, Emily's nomination for worst type of concertgoer, and Nick's review of the latest John Wick movie.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss why Nick has a GIF problem, why Emily is obsessed with Donald Glover's Swarm, and why people need to be told not to eat their fruit roll up wrappers.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss how Emily's boyfriend meeting her parents for the first time went, why Nick is not into Might Morphing Power Rangers: Once & Always, and Emily getting pranked by the boys from the afternoon show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss what leftover foods can be eaten cold, how one of Emily's friends made a porch pirate walk the plank, and why Emily thinks Wendy's is gas lighting her.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss Nick getting to watch the Air Jordan's movie at SXSW, why Instagram sex bots keep liking Emily's stories, and the latest matchup in our Mario March Madness bracket. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss what's got Nick irked up this week with some Dear Redacted, the Longhorns advancing in the NCAA Tournament, and how Emily was today year's old when she learned the police have unmarked cars.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss what Nick thought of the Tetris movie premier at SXSW, why Emily doesn't care about good music any more, and what kind of fruit can be thrown the farthest.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss Emily's adventures taking the train to SXSW, whether Nick has the clout to be an official Rotten Tomatoes critic, and how to tell whether you've been ghosted, zombied, or cushioned?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss Emily's DQA about biting her nails may not be dumb at all, Nick's SXSW film fail, and why Nintendo needs to make a real open-world Super Mario Bros game.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss what we liked and didn't like from the season finale, whether Joel made the right decision, and what the ramifications will be for the future.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss our March Madness bracket to determine the best Super Mario game, what the Academy got right and what they got wrong at the Oscars, and why Nick wants Adam Driver to ride dinosaurs.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss why a recent doctors visit made Emily feel extremely old, why a sympathetic text from Nick's REDACTED made him feel bad, and whether you keep people around as emergency romantic options.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss why Nick was less than impressed with his Oatmeal Creme Pie experience, whether you can multiple people with the same name, and whether Joe Rogan's new comedy club will clean up Sixth Street.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss which Little Debbie snack cakes are your favorite, why Nick thinks he may have poisoned his roommate's cat, and what Emily misses from being on lockdown.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss Ellie having to survive on her own while Joel recovers, whether TV David is better than video game David, and why it's so darn hard to tell who's good and who's evil in a post-apocalyptic winter wonderland.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss the controversy over how April O'Neil is depicted in the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, dating an AI chatbot, and being comfortable with nudity at spas and gyms. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We discuss whether Chris Rock met expectations with his Netflix live special, what kind of weirdo keeps pictures of their exes on their social media pages, and why bluebonnets make Nick think of his dad's penis.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.