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A podcast about two old friends reconnecting via replaying Final Fantasy and Role Playing Games of their youth in an attempt to discover if nostalgia holds up to reality.

Rich L/Jake L


    • Oct 23, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 2h 4m AVG DURATION
    • 134 EPISODES

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    Damn Chocobo Episode 124: Kingdom Hearts 3 part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2022 123:09


    Jake and Rich (or is it.... Rachel?!?!?!?) get back to business after a somewhat insane delay to continue our run through Kingdom Hearts 3! Game talk starts around 25 minutes in where to discuss Sora talking toooons of trash, old threats seeming somewhat aimless, the main characters also being somewhat aimless, the games lack of any real damand on the player to be skilled, why some worlds are excting and others are not, and much much more (not to mention Jake frequently drumming on his table - seriously dude wtf!) on the latest episode of DAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOO!!!! As always you can reach out to us at damnchocobo@gmail.com or @damnchocobo on the varous popular social media channels (as in Facebook, Twitter, Instagram). Intro: Face My Fears  - Kasger x MELURAN Bootleg Outro: Yen - Slipknot

    Damn Chocobo Episode 123: Kingdom Hearts 3 part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2022 157:07


    Opening with 35 minutes discussing the Obi Wan miniseries from Disney + we eventually FINALLY get around to discussing what goes down in Kingdom Hearts 3. Sora losing is mojo like a complete chump, Donald being the smartest guy in a room full of idiots, the Organization XIII being toothless wimps, and much much more await on this tasty lick we call DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOO!!!! If you have any questions or want to reach out to us for any reason feel free to email at damnchocobo@gmail.com or reach out @damnchocobo on all the standard social sites. Intro: Don't Think Twice by AmaLee Outro: Armee der Tristen by Rammstein

    Damn Chocobo Episode 122: Kingdom Hearts 3 part 0.97565/2 days

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2022 97:34


    After 35 minutes of discussing the early episodes of Obi Wan and giving updates on our collecting hobbies (YES I KNOW WE SHOULD HAVE GOT TO THE POINT) we almost kind of start talking about Kingdom Hearts 3.... but mostly spend the majority of the episode just trying to recap the previous games in the series.  Sooo uh... enjoy that. Please don't make this your first episode. Or maybe it's a great first one? I have no idea. If you have any questions or want to reach out to us for any reason feel free to email at damnchocobo@gmail.com or reach out @damnchocobo on all the standard social sites. Intro: Dont Think Twice REMIX by The Punkens Outro: Scoring the End of the World by Motionless in White

    Damn Chocobo Episode 121: Game Music Celebration 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2022 107:54


    Rich and Jake take a brief break from talking about and replaying old RPGS to give some of our favorite game music a proper spotlight. Prepare for a lot of kickass tunes and gushing about drums, swelling orchestration, and good vibes. INTRO and other songs: Seroiusly too many too list, music and their sources are listed thorughout the episode! If you have any qustions or just want to say hi, reach out to us at damnchocobo@gmail.com or @damnchocobo on various social media sites. 

    Damn Chocobo Episode 120: Final Fantasy Tactics part 13

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2022 103:55


    After 18 minutes of typical catchinig up nonsense, Jake and Rich get down to talk about the finale of Final Fantasy Tactics. Tragedy and Triump, a very long optional dungeon, obtuse rare item aquisition mechanics, and a metric ton of butts getting kicked await on the latest tear jerking soul breaking episode of DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Intro: Decisive Battle by Lorenzo de Sequera Outro: Loveletting by VV

    Damn Chocobo Episode 119: Final Fantasy Tactics part 12

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2022 97:06


    After 22 minutes of talking about starting a new job and Batman stuff we get down to getting down and during into the PENULTIMATE CHAPTER of our Final Fantsy Tactics playthrough. Family Drama between brothers, a daughter feeling betrayed, creepy incel douchebags, and a whole lot more await on the grimiest down and dirty podcast us filth wollowing fools call DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOO!!!! Intro: The Hero, Ramza Flute Tribute by iXyled Outro: Thieves by Ministry

    Damn Chocobo Episode 118: Final Fantasy Tactics part 11

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2022 107:37


    After what feels like constant wild ass life events the duders (and occasionally Rich's daughter Darcy) FINALLY get it together and put out ANOTHER EPISODE!  After a brief 10 minute catch up on random goings on they get down to talking about how badass THUNDER GOD CID really is, how incredibly badass Agrias can be, more goings on in the Beowulf & Reis sidequest storyline, THE AQUSITION OF CLOUD, and some fights against dudes that Jake really really did not enjoy. All of this and more on the latest UNPRECEDENTED WORLD CHANGING EVENT we call DAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOO!!!!!! As always if you have questions or thoughts or just wanna say hi, you can reach us at damnchocobo@gmail.com or @damnchocobo on your favorite social media sites. And if you wanna leave us a review somewhere - please do! Intro: Antidote (Orchestral) by Pontus Hultgren Music Outro: Battlefield by Blind Guardian

    Damn Chocobo Episode 117: A Realm Reborn story quests levels 1-20

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2022 72:22


    On a bit of a whim, Rich returns to the world of Final Fantasy XIV to give it a second look and see for himself just how much it has improved since the guys checked it out last on the show!   This episode covers roughly the main story quests for A Realm Reborn levels 1-20!   If you have any thoughts, questions or just want to say some nice shit, reach out to us at damnchocobo@gmail.com or hit us up @damnchocobo on the big social media sites. Outro: The Reckoning by Godhead

    Damn Chocobo Episode 116: 2021 Year End Celebration featuring Diablo 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2021 162:14


    Rich and Jake celebrate 2021 coming to a close by popping some drinks, playing Diablo 2 and talking about their favorite games, movies, tv shows, and other things of the year! As always, if you want to reach us feel free to email us at damnchocobo@gmail.com or at all the usual social media sites @damnchocobo Mid episode break: Twisted Tongues by AFI

    Damn Chocobo Episode 115: 10 Year Anniversary Special!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2021 83:16


    Damn Chocobo, the best-worst Final Fantasy podcast in the fandom, celebrating their 10 year anniversary! December 2011 to December 2021 (AND COUNTING!!!!) Shout out to all the listeners! You all are a huge motivation to keep doing this and we owe you all massive thank you. You keep listening and we'll keep doing this shit.

    Damn Chocobo Episode 114: Final Fantasy Tactics part 10

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2021 91:12


    After 26 minutes of holiday talk, some catching up on shows, and Rich discussing the Alan Wake remaster we get right back at it with Final Fantasy Tactics. More Delita scheming, the complete screwing over of Cid, and the rescue of an immense badass who really didn't need it and probably was just waiting for us to rescue him out of a kindness to our ego, and MORE await on the latest triumphant force of infinite victory we call DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!   Intro: Final Fantasy Tactics Rap/Hip Hop Type beat by 16-Bit Flip. Outro: Bye Bye Bye by N'Sync

    Damn Chocobo Episode 113: Final Fantasy Tactics part 9

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2021 84:46


    After opening with some thoughts on the Sephiroth character and how he's been handled (and possibly will be handled in the future) along with some upcoming Disney + announcements - 24 minutes into the episode we finally get to talking about Final Fantasy Tactics. Featuring the questline that leads to the aquisition of most of the optional characters we meet Beowulf, Ries, Construct 8 as well as kick many many MANY butts. All this and more on the latest NEARLY 10 YEARS OLD adventure we call DAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOO!!!!! As always if you wish to reach us feel free to email at damnchocobo@gmail.com or reach out to @damnchocobo on most main social media platforms! Intro: Ramza on Antipyretic by iXyled Outro: Semi Charmed Life by Third Eye Blind

    Damn Chocobo Episode 112: Final Fantasy Tactics Part 8

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2021 103:58


    A continuation of last episodes discussion on collecting habits along with Rich talking about his new acquired Nintendo Switch starts the episode up until about the 19 min mark. From there we return to the land of Ivalice to wrap up chapter 3! Agrais' capability to wreck house, ninja's being both awesome to play as and awful to fight, Rich charging into battle overly aggressively, Ramza butting into some other families business, some hilariously effective boss strategies and MORE await on the latest SPOOOOOOKKKYYYY Halloween spookshow we call DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOO!!!!! Happy Halloween, folks! Intro: Antipyretic (remastered) by Jacob Shrum Outro: In Remembrance by Tribulation

    Damn Chocobo Episode 111: Final Fantasy Tactics part 7

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2021 87:56


    Rich, as is expected at this point, goes off on a very lengthy tangent about bad buying decisions and falling down a collecting rabbit hole for 32ish minutes so fast forward as you see fit. Afterwards we rejoin Ramza and Co. as we deal with foolish family members, foolish politicians, foolish shadowy organizations, foolish army deserters and generally all manner of foolish people doing fool stuff leading them to die (like fools). ALL THIS AND MUCH MUCH MORE on the latest incredibly foolish episode of DAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBO!!!! Intro: Apoplexy (Metal Guitar Cover) by Ferdk Outro: True Friends by Bring Me the Horizon

    Damn Chocobo Episode 110: Final Fantasy Tactics Part 6

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2021 95:45


    After 26 minutes of Rich pontificating various stuff like death and its relation to narrative in games - we get back down to Ivalice and stomp some mud holes in many many fools. Job class planning, sensible politics being ignored in favor of stupidity, super horny demons, and more await on the latest poorly planned but sort of competently executed random battle we call DAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBO!!! Intro: Our Hero's Journey Our Hero's Journey by Faseeh featuring Sirenstar Outro: Stroke by Apocalyptica  As always feel free to reach out to us @damnchocobo on the main social media sites or at damnchocobo@gmail.com

    Damn Chocobo Episode 109: Final Fantasy Tactics part 5

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2021 96:31


    After 19 minutes of discussion on Snake Eyes (the new GI Joe movie), Masters of the Universe Revelations, and the effects of personal baggage in relation to a fandom perhaps loving a property a bit too much. Afterwards we jump back into Final Fantasy Tactics where we learn important lessons about presuming things will get easier, recruit a sweet as gun dude, question our team build choices, beat up some more random dudes, and a whole lot more on the latest fan favorite revival of an 80s franchise with a very very passionate fanbase we call DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Intro: Chess Set by Schematist Outro 1: Duality by Slipknot Outro 2: Eyeless by Slipknot

    Damn Chocobo Episode 108: Final Fantasy Tactics Part 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2021 62:27


    After 16 minutes of talking about X-Men and what kind of bad stories are worse we jump back into Final Fantasy Tactics just in time for the plot to really get kicking.  Betrayal, deaths of the innocent, some animal rescue work, more betrayal, and a whole lot of completely wrecking guys who think they know how to fight await on the latest blood drenched battlefield we all know as Daaaaaaaamn Chocoboooooooo!!! Intro: The Meager by iXyled Outro: Kirisute Gomen by Trivium

    Damn Chocobo Episode 107: Final Fantasy Tactics part 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2021 103:13


    After a short 15ish minute talk about how free time can effect ones enjoyment of a game, Rich and Jake jump back into the GLORY that is Final Fantasy Tactics. Ramza being clueless to how is family truly operates, Delita having a rough time, Argath (or Algus depending on your version of the game) being a complete asshat, and a whole bunch of pricks with good motivations but absolutely awful actions await on the next surprisingly consistently released episode of DAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOO!!! As always if you want to contact us you can reach out at damnchocobo@gmail.com or @damnchocobo on all the standard social media platforms. Intro: Run Past Through The PlainElectroSymphonicMetal Cover by Ferdk Outro: Limb From Limb by Skeletonwitch  

    Damn Chocobo Episode 106: Final Fantasy Tactics part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2021 68:19


    After 9 minutes of catching up the guys Get RIGHT BACK AT IT in Final Fantasy Tactics beginning the game proper with Chapter 1. Kicking ass and getting asses kicked, meeting shitty brothers and douchey "allies", and the beginning tidbits of an onslaught of DRAMA along with the ever slow progression into an ultimate badass await on the latest carefully thought through and even more craftily executed episode of DAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOO!!!   Intro: Formation ~ Roster Tweak My Soul by iXyled Outro: Stand My Ground by Within Temptation

    Damn Chocobo Episode 105: Final Fantasy Tactics

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2021 65:26


    The beginning of a new era of Damn Chocobo! As an experiment we're going to release episodes of this next playthrough in shorter chunks and HOPEFULLY far more frequently! Can we keep it up? Will we develop a regular and consistent release schedule? PROBABLY NOT but never say we don't take chances! Fifteen minutes after our usual nonsense we begin this new (and possibly short) era of the show we begin the LOOOOOOONG teased run through the overwhelmingly loved Final Fantasy Tactics. Is it the best game to bare the series name? JOIN US AS WE FIND OUT!  This episode features us discussing our history with this game and play up through the prologue!  As always if you have questions, concerns, comments or just wanna say fuck off - you can reach us at damnchocobo@gmail.com OR at pretty much all of the usual Social Media sites @DamnChocobo Intro: Backborn Story - REMASTERED + by Jacob Shrum Outro: Passion and the Opera by Nightwish  

    Damn Chocobo Episode 104: Final Fantasy VII Redux Part 6

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2021 182:38


    After spending waaaaaay too long (about 38 minutes) talking about some stuff from last episode and "Zack Snyder's Justice League"  - Jake an Rich wrap up our return to Final Fantasy VII. For the last time? A whole bunch of fetching random stuff, catching birds and makin' them bang out, getting stomped by super-bosses specifically designed to stop asses, and the final descent into hell await on the Noob Fan Favorite thats totally not as great as everyone says and they only like it most because its their first podcast we call DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOO!!!! If you have any thoughts, questions, concerns, or just want to say hey you can reach us at most of the major social media sites or at DamnChocobo@gmail.com   Intro: Birth of a God - GaMetal Remix Outro: Crow Killer Blues by Rob Zombie

    Damn Chocobo: Bird Droppings Episode 9

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2021 44:27


    Rich invites honorary Chocobro, the often referenced Jason Pope (and his desperate for attention dogs) to talk about how having kids can dramatically effect ones ability to engage with games, collecting and general nerd stuff.

    Damn Chocobo Episode 103: Final Fantasy VII Redux Part 5

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2021 103:37


    After 29 minutes of Rich Talking about Fortnite (FRIGGIN SNAKE-EYES!), reading old Transformers comics and nearly freezing to death the guys get going on the penultimate episode of their Final Fantasy VII run. Hojo being a massive piece of Trash, Cid being less of a piece of trash but still a prick, The Turks deserving to die, going into outer space, Shinra doing one thing that isn't actually evil, Bugenhagen holding court, and anticipation for our talk about Chocobo breeding next episode ALL AWAIT on the most recent FREE DLC for the ongoing pop culture mashup we call DAAAAAMMMN CHOCOBOOOOOOO!!! Also always if you want to chat or let us know how we're doing reach out to us at damnchocobo@gmail.com or at all the various social media outlets. Intro: Weapon Raid (Metal Cover) by Infinity Tone Outro: Last One Standing by Icon For Hire

    Damn Chocobo Episode 102: Final Fantasy VII Redux part 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2021 131:29


    After 17 minutes of build up Jake and Rich return to the very sad place we left off at in Final Fantasy VII. A quest for revenge, several questionable decisions, the dumbest prison escape ever, some Kaiju, and one of the trippiest/weirdest/best parts in the game await on the latest jam we call DAMN CHOCOBO!!!!!   Intro: FF7 Who...Are You Music Remake by Enrico Deiana Outro: Basket Case by Greenday

    Damn Chocobo Episode 101: Ringing Out 2020 featuring Minecraft

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2021 129:34


    Bringing 2020 to a close and looking forward to 2021 - Rich and Jake talk about cool shit they bought, played, and experienced over the last year all while getting tore up and playing Minecraft for the first time ever. First Break: "My Ex's Best Friend" by Machine Gun Kelly. Second Break: "Hydrochloride" by Ghostemane

    Damn Chocobo Episode 100 Celebration

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2020 89:34


    Somehow against the odds these two dipshits made it to episode 100! Taking a brief break from talking about their replay of Final Fantasy VII, Rich and Jake take a chance to look back on the last 9 years of recording this nonsense. Talk about failures, successes, and how much longer are we going to be able to keep this up await on the latest nostalgia stricken look back at the past we call DAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOO!!!! OUTRO: Over the Mountain by Ozzy Osbourne.

    Damn Chocobo Ep. 99: Final Fantasy VII Redux part 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2020 110:03


    Thanks to cutting the intro nonsense to be its own Birth Droppings Episode we get right into the FFVII action almost immediately! Cloud having issues of varying types, Yuffie showing us just how much of a pain she can be, creepy pricks showing back up, NUMEROUS betrayals, and some really nasty bosses await on this MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE episode of DAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOO!!!!.   Intro: City of the Ancients Remix by jollypls Outro: Vagabond by Ghostemane

    Damn Chocobo: Bird Droppings Episode 8

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2020 39:18


    In an attempt to record Episode 99 of the main show we accidentally stumbled into a lengthy discussion about Crunch Time in game development and our own experiences with Crunch and bad management.

    Damn Chocobo Episode 98 - Final Fantasy VII Redux part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2020 136:50


    After 21 minutes of talking about time spent over the Thanksgiving break and things we're thankful for we get right back to action with Cloud and the raddest bunch of cool lookin' video games dudes. Lots of douchebags being douches, the Turks being chill as fuuuuuuuck, Rich making very poor choices as far as difficult battles, babies needing diaper changes, robbing sad fools blind aaaand a whole lot more on the latest barely out the door under the wire as a tight deadline approaches and shit clearly isn't all the way together but its close enough episode of that thing we call DAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOO!!!! As always if you have any question comments or concerns hit us p at damnchocobo@gmail.com or @damnchocobo on various social media.   Intro: Cosmo Canyon Remake by Enrico Deiana Outro: Popular Monster by Falling In Reverse

    Damn Chocobo Ep 97: Final Fantasy VII Redux part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2020 248:20


    After 17 minutes of nonsense Rich and Jake begin our loooong teased return to Final Fantasy VII.    Once again we go back to the original Final Fantasy VII to give a proper look, this time with the context of playing and talking about faaaar more Final Fantasy games as well as just becoming far better podcasters than we were 9 years prior. Nostalgia about the game (both from playing it as teens and playing it for the initial episodes of the show) , admiration of the ambition of the Squaresoft team, adoration of the overall weirdness, some straight up shit talking greedy power hungry dickwads AND MORE await on the latest retro throwback to happier but less experienced times podcast we call DAAAAAAAAAAAMMN CHOCOBOOOOOO   Intro: Mako Reactor TRAP REMIX by Clément Picart Outro: Stabbing in the Dark by Ice Nine Kills

    Damn Chocobo Ep 96: Final Fantasy XV Dawn of the Future

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2020 141:13


    Rich and Jake READ A BOOK! But first we walk about OTHER books for 17ish minutes before getting started on the Final Fantasy reading content. Follow along as we recount the novel detailing an alternative ending to Final Fantasy XV originally intended to be released as DLC. New characters, old characters returning, some getting FAR more development, some just being cool as hell, others becoming the greatest, others becoming massive piles of trash worthy of an ass kicking. All this as MORE await on the latest long awaited but highly anticipated and feared we might die before completing but trust us we won't let that happen or HBO totally spoil the end of our story becasue we took too many goddamn years to just write two more damn books (yes I'm venting about Game of Thrones) show we call DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOO!!! Intro: Home Sweet Home Piano cover by Ilia Pavlov Outro: Surrender the Night by My Chemical Romance

    Damn Chocobo Ep. 95: FFXII part 6

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2020 235:53


    Buckle up for near 4 hours of Chocobo goodness as the duders wrap up the epic that is Final Fantasy XII. After 30 minutes of talk about music and cancer, Jake and Rich get on topic to talk about the game wrap-up for this legendary run. The most obnoxiously long dungeon in a game full of excessively long dungeons, a whole bunch of bosses (some super, most pretty forgettable), some EXTREME gear gathering coupled with some EXTREME dungeon spelunking, along with some EXTREME butt kicking, and some EXTREME power-leveling, along with some unexpected character turns, and a much anticipated conclusion await on the latest super powered mega jacked 'roided to the friggin' max shredded show we called DAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOO.   As always if you wanna say hi, feel free to contact us on the standard social media places OR at damnchocobo@gmail.com   Intro: Revenge of the Lucavi (Esper Battle Rock Remix) by MasterLefty   Outro: When Worlds Collide by Powerman 5000

    Damn Chocobo Ep. 94: Final Fantasy XII part 5

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2020 127:37


    After a very short talk about Jake being a total bro during a rough week for Rich the episode proper starts around the 6 Min mark. THINGS ACTUALLY HAPPEN THIS EPISODE as Rich and Jake and a group of people we kinda like but don't particularly care about really step into some poo as we learn all about the clearly dangerous and not particularly trustworthy Occuria. Shenanigans acquiring chops, hunting lots of monsters, a impressive feathered specimen, discovering just how deeply hidden this games side quests are, some dad drama (both in game and out) and a whole lot more await on the latest pretending to be cool and benevolent but actually incredibly problematic and malevolent threat we call DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!   Intro: FFXII - Seeking Power Remix by Coela Can't! Outro: Where Can I Stab Myself in the Ears by Hawthorne Heights

    Damn Chocobo: Bird Droppings Episode 7

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2020 58:10


    Rich and Jake have a chat on what the future installments of the Final Fantasy VII Remake have in store for us. What changes do we expect to be made, what changes SHOULD be made, and what things should be left alone.

    Damn Chocobo Ep 93: Final Fantasy XII part 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2020 106:39


    After a brief MODERATELY SPOILERY talk about FF7 Remake we get to proper FFXII business at about the 14 min mark. Rich and Jake spend a whole lot of time walking. And Fighting. And Walking. And Fighting. And then there's more walking. Followed by even more fighting. So much the same thing we have to debate the order of the areas we walk and fight through. There is little to no plot development. Jake gets his ass kicked a bit so thats pretty cool. All this nothing and more await on the latest hot mess we call DAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOO.   Don't forget yo' walkin' shoes.     INTRO: Dream of Salikawood FF12 Orchestral Remix - RebeccaETripp Outro: Darker Thoughts by Paradise Lost

    Damn Chocobo: Bird Droppings Episode 6

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2020 80:47


    Rich and SOMEONE? talk about fan communities on the interwebs. The good, the bad, and the fuckin' nasty. Our histories participating in fandom online from forums to social media to comments sections. 

    Damn Chocobo Ep 92: Final Fantasy XII part 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2020 161:55


    Rich spends the first 24ish minutes talking about the Final Fantasy VII Remake (minor spoilers!) before getting down to business with FFXII. Jake and Rich continue on as Vaan makes an ass of himself numerous times, we run into a spoiled little turd who is actually quite useful to have around, debate how much like Prince some guy looks like, feel defensive about how Fran is treated by other bunny ladies, and overall have a mostly ok time. Mostly. For the most part. Its fine. Mostly fine. *shrug* All of that and much much much much much much more on the latest episode of that thing that honestly Rich would much rather be talking about the FFVII Remake during that we call DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOO!!!   Intro: Final Destiny remix by J Smooth Soul Beats Outro: Push It

    Damn Chocobo: Bird Droppings Episode 5

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2020 81:16


    Jake and Rich hunker down hiding from virus ravaged landscape of the world and have one last pre-release chat about Final Fantasy VII's Remake as we discuss a little bit of history, a bit of news and talk about the recently released demo.

    Damn Chocobo Ep. 91: Final Fantasy XII part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2020 119:41


    After about 27 minutes of talking about bad financial decisions and reminiscing about how awful Rich's parents can be, the boys finally get down to business and talk Final Fantasy XII. Rich and Jake and Captain Basch continue their journey after escaping from the Nalbina Dungeon. A chase to find Penelo, a meeting of mysterious new kid, some running away like a full on bitch, along with a bit of setting off alarms on purpose just be beat up guys AND A WHOOOOOLE LOT MORE await on the latest relaxing and calming ASMR experience we call DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOO.   Intro:  RabaNasty By Theory of N Outro: Blue Monday by Orgy   Feel free to contact us at damnchocobo@gmail.com or look for @damnchocobo on twitter/facebook/instagram.

    Damn Chocobo: Bird Droppings Episode 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2020 58:10


    Rich and Jake take a moment to talk about how gaming has handled crossovers between different properties. Jake putting up with Rich's unabashed adoration of Todd McFarlane and the crew getting some serious love on NBA Jam await on the latest episode of our short discussion series, Bird Droppings.

    Damn Chocobo Ep. 90: Final Fantasy XII part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2020 151:28


    After 31 minutes of talking about parenthood stress, Batman Arkham games, the recent PsOne era Final Fantasy remasters, and lots of Kingdom Hearts 3: Re:Mind, we finally get down to business and get into the semi controversially received Final Fantasy XII. Does Jake have a problem with it like he does most things? Does Rich STILL think it takes too damn long to do anything in it? FIND OUT in the latest retro remake remaster rerelease we call DAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOO!   Intro: Giza Plains remix by Betoceba Outro: Save Yourself by Stabbing Westward

    Damn Chocobo Ep. 89: 2019 Year End Special + the Bouncer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2020 175:55


    NOTE: Traditional Episode Format starts around 1:35:00 mark.   Jake and Rich celebrate the end of 2019 and ring in 2020 with the LEGEND that is SquareEnix oft forgotten Ps2 "classic" called "THE BOUNCER." Punching and kicking and awkward dog collar related clothing choices await along with our individual TOP 10 FAVORITE THINGS OF 2019!!!!. All that and a ton more on the last inebriated but not quite as drunk as you'd think episode of DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.   Intro: Degeneration X Theme by Jim Johnston and WWE Intermission: Triple H "My Time" Theme by Jim Johnston and WWE Outro: Chris Jericho "Wall of Jericho" Theme by Jim Johnston and WWE

    Damn Chocobo Ep. 88: Final Fantasy V: Part 5

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2019 131:19


    NOTE: FFV talk begins around the 11 min mark.   A team of 3 rad ladies and one lucky dude roll into the final dungeon of Final Fantasy V and Rich and Jake are right there with them to see ExDeath finally get his. Along they way they meet a whole crew of nasty dickbags whose names we don't remember "BECAUSE IT DOSEN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!!!" and have to show them just who has THE BIGGEST PYTHONS IN THE WORLD, BROTHER!!!! NOW. CAN. YOU. DIG IT!    Now hurry up and watch the greatest show in podcast entertainment better known as  DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!   Intro: The Last Battle Remix by Kunning Fox Outro: Mötley Crüe - Looks That Kill

    Damn Chocobo Ep. 87: Final Fantasy V: Part 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2019 161:35


    NOTE: FFV talk beings around the 29 min mark   Butz and crew begin their final approach on the end of Final Fantasy V and Jake and Rich ride along to see them gather the Four Tablets, the Twelve Sealed Weapons, a bunch of summons and some sweet magic. Along the way they get they kick a whole ton of rear ends, find themselves on the receiving end of more than a few whuppings, along with a whole lot more on the latest and greatest show in the wooooooorrrld DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!   Intro: FFV Prelude To The Void Remix by Algamest Outro: War Pigs by Black Sabbath

    Damn Chocobo: Bird Droppings: Episode 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2019 51:59


    Superman beloved hero or antiquated icon? Listen us rant and rave about one of the biggest superheroes in all of the comic book universe.

    Damn Chocobo Ep. 86: Final Fantasy V: Part 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2019 214:49


    FFV talk starts around the 23 min mark.   Rich and Jake return to the many lands of Final Fantasy V to help Galuf and friends rock ExDeath's world. Power leveling jobs versus character levels, Galuf being a badass, Gilgamesh being a huge chump, Bartz's family drama, a sad little girl, a sick dragon, a dickbag tree, and a whooole lot more await on newest creepy crawly and most definitely haunted episode of DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!   Intro: FFV Home Sweet Home Instrumental Cover by Orchestral Fantasy   Outro: Stranglehold by Ted Nugent (what an unexpected choice by Jake!)

    Damn Chocobo Ep. 85: Final Fantasy V: Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2019 135:42


    Final Fantasy V content starts around the 13 minute mark!   Jake and Rich continue their journey through the surprisingly great gem of the 16 bit era, Final Fantasy V. Bumbling around the world, finding a boat, getting lost at sea and nearly stuck because of it, losing that boat, getting another one, flying I think (?), traveling through time and space, Jake probably dies at some point and its funny, resurrecting a evil guy, and I dunno other stuff. ALL THIS AND MORE ON THE LATEST FM STAPLE HIT WE CALL DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMN CHOCOBOOOOOOO!!!!   Intro: Battle of the Bridge (Cover) by GaMetal   Outro: All Along the Watchtower by (Motherfucking) Jimi Hendrix

    Damn Chocobo: Bird Droppings: Episode 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2019 50:42


    A variety of subjects come into play...Tool nonsense, the digital media vs physical media discussion, the gripe for lack of space, stupid laziness, Final Fantasy VIII artistic intent, Game DLC Evolution, Minor Game Development chat, and other ridiculous in the next drop out of the sky called Damn Chocobo Bird Droppings!!!!

    Damn Chocobo Ep. 84: Final Fantasy V: Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2019 186:48


    FFV talk starts in full force around the 26 min mark but we get into some SquareEnix FF talk in the build up.   Jake and Rich take a trip to the distant past to once again visit a game on the more retro side of Final Fantasy's history with the oft forgotten FFV. Discussion of silly Japanese vs English names, character sprites not matching character art, bad attempts at hiding ones sex, how badly we really want to play Tactics now, and how Square just isn't the Bret Hart of RPG's anymore (as in the Best There Is). All that and more await on the next classically trained but rebellious at heart jam that we call DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!   Intro: Vessel_of_the_Void_OC_ReMix By zircon   Outro: Fortunate Son by Creedence Clearwater Revival

    Damn Chocobo: Bird Droppings: Episode 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2019 39:36


    What constitutes a real and terrible villain? One that is both likable in a sense yet despicable. Listen to Rich and Jake rant, ramble, rave, and agree that British Villains are the best in the very first Episode of Damn Chocobo's Bird Droppings!!!

    Damn Chocobo Ep. 83: Final Fantasy XV: Part 6

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2019 220:04


    FFXV talk starts after 30 minutes of Marvel Comics talk!   Jake and Rich and Gladio and Prompto and Ignis and our boy Ardyn all return to wrap up the DLC portion Final Fantasy XV. Surprise at just how good the DLCs are, how excessively masculine Gladio is, Promto's concerns about his origins, Ignis stepping up in a HUGE way, Ardyn finally being revealed to actually be awesome, and more hotness awaits on the latest additional pay per chapter or buy the season pass edition of DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!   Intro: Omnis Lacrima (Symphonic Metal Cover) by FalKKonE   Intermission: Prayers for Rain by the Cure   Outro: Disguise by Motionless in White

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