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Best podcasts about Bouncer

Latest podcast episodes about Bouncer

Pod Damn America
(preview)TYFYS: The Thin Purple Line w/ Alex "Worldwide" Kellar

Pod Damn America

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2021 4:53


Happy THANKSgiving everyone it's another edition of THANK You For Your Service, the service industry series about how service industry workers are braver than the troops. We are joined by Cleveland's own podcaster, wrestler, singer, and BOUNCER, Alex "Worldwide" Kellar to discuss the art of wrangling drunk people around and pretending to check ID's. OUTRO SONG: Ratfucker - The Need 4 Bleed ALEX WORLDWIDE KELLAR @TheTowerSkin (Twitter) @TowerskinWorldwide (IG) https://bored2life.libsyn.com/ https://onlyfans.com/cd-kelly https://ratfucker.bandcamp.com/releases https://bugtv.vhx.tv/worldwide-workoutz FULL EPISODE AT patreon.com/PodDamnAmerica

Aaron Scene's After Party
New Coochie Smell feat. @scfi.a & @nahtalya

Aaron Scene's After Party

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2021 59:45


Thank you for 26k streams! On this episode we feature these two up & coming Cinci queens! We talk it up about some wild times on Cinci Street, Dark Horse Days and Sofie lets us in on her little secret. Plus Nahtalya tells about her special talents and her ex boyfriends. We also got Louie of MadHouse and @ badgirlindsey on the show to chime in. Stream the entire video on my Onlyfans and follow me on social @ AaronScene!

Pretty Pretty Podcast
Your Brain's Bouncer + Armor of Excellence

Pretty Pretty Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2021 16:15


Learn more about CLG's 1:1 coaching programHow to set boundaries so that you truly feel peace, success, delight and satisfaction. Dropping your armor of excellence while still feeling safe being your true self out in the world. Plus A SIMPLE and NEW way of approaching boundaries that you can start practicing today. Ready to break old patterns and actively become the most empowered version of yourself? I'll show you how

More Plates More Dates
When I Was A Bouncer On DNP - Story Time

More Plates More Dates

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2021 10:42


The Retrospectors
On This Day: Scott and Charlene Get Hitched

The Retrospectors

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2021 10:20


Kylie Minogue and Jason Donavan's characters in hit soap opera ‘Neighbours' were wed in 1988, causing a shopping mall riot in Australia, and attracting an astonishing 20 million viewers to the UK transmission on 8th November. Soundtracked entirely by Angry Anderson's surging power ballad ‘Suddenly', the ceremony quickly became an iconic moment in 80s telly - but very nearly hadn't happened at all, because the series was canned by its original network, and Scott was supposed to be played by another actor.In this episode, Arion, Rebecca and Olly explain why, despite the show's huge success, the production standards were so low; examine the extent to which the tourist dollar for Scott and Charlene fans has held up over the decades; and consider the stylistic legacy of the makeup and dresses created for the wedding by ‘Isis of Melbourne'... Further Reading:• ‘Neighbours' - episode 523 in full (Grundy, 1988): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IR34ISysYQc• ‘Bouncer's dream and gorillagrams: an oral history of Neighbours – the world's silliest, sunniest show' (The Guardian, 2020): https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2020/mar/31/bouncers-dream-and-gorillagrams-an-oral-history-of-neighbours-the-worlds-silliest-sunniest-show• ‘Especially For You - The Scott And Charlene Love Story' (Retroheadz, 2016): https://www.retroheadz.com/classic-tv/especially-for-you-the-scott-and-charlene-love-story/For bonus material and to support the show, visit Patreon.com/RetrospectorsWe'll be back tomorrow! Follow us wherever you get your podcasts: podfollow.com/RetrospectorsThe Retrospectors are Olly Mann, Rebecca Messina & Arion McNicoll, with Matt Hill.Theme Music: Pass The Peas. Announcer: Bob Ravelli. Graphic Design: Terry Saunders. Edit Producer: Emma Corsham.Copyright: Rethink Audio / Olly Mann 2021. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Parking Lot Drunk Podcast W/ Sean Burke and Christian Senrud
Breaking Arms With Former Bouncer Adam Martinez (Part 2)

Parking Lot Drunk Podcast W/ Sean Burke and Christian Senrud

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2021 92:12


The laughs and ER visits continue with Adam Martinez sharing more tales of breaking arms and regulating the dance floor from his days bouncing in Chicago and Miami.

Aaron Scene's After Party
Chuck The Weather Brother feat. @chuckdebroder

Aaron Scene's After Party

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2021 55:55


Thank you for over 25k streams! For episode 65 we feature the man the myth, the legend, Chuck Daddy Debroder. We get to know him and how we came to be the the weather icon he is today. He also lets us in on some hypnosis tips and tricks and even hypnotizes our girl Naomi. Plus he tells us some throwback news room horny stories and the time he ran into the great Michael Irvin here in El Paso. Make sure to stream & subscribe and catch the full video on my Onlyfans! Follow me on social media @ AaronScene. Onlyfans.com/aaronscene

Grilling
Bill Granger

Grilling

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2021 64:55


When one considers global Australian icons, many spring to mind - think Kylie Minogue, Guy Pearce, Peter Carey, Shane Warne, Elle Macpherson and, of course, Bouncer - but chef Bill Granger certainly belongs on any such list. A self-taught cook, like Simon, Bill now has a restaurant empire that spans globe, and is also a hugely popular face on our television screens. Here he reveals all about his culinary journey, which is spookily similar to our Simon's. It's a lovely sharing of yarns from the glorious industry that is hospitality, which we very much hope you enjoy See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Parking Lot Drunk Podcast W/ Sean Burke and Christian Senrud
Bouncer Beatdowns with Adam Martinez Part 1

Parking Lot Drunk Podcast W/ Sean Burke and Christian Senrud

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2021 62:50


We're joined by comic and former bouncer Adam Martinez aka The Honeybadger to relive some wild days of bringing the violence to keep the peace from Chi-town to Miami Beach.

Aaron Scene's After Party
Aileen And the Cucumber feat. @itsmissaileen & @lashgawd_

Aaron Scene's After Party

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2021 64:20


Thank you for 24k streams! For this episode we got our girls Aileen and Melissa and it is a horny one! We talk about Aileen's time as a dancer, her premium snapchat days (which was *chef kiss*) and Melissa tells us about her two boys story. Catch the full video action on my OnlyFans and follow me on social media @ AaronScene! Onlyfans.com/aaronscene

Grind & Pivot
SONNY COATS STRIP CLUB BOUNCER TELLS ALL

Grind & Pivot

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2021 38:31


Was finally able to catch up with the Legendary Sonny Coats. This guy has some classic stories from his days as a Bouncer and Doorman at the legendary SCORES NYC NIGHT CLUB . This is only the tip of the iceberg, ENJOY!LOUIE MAX TWITTER: @grindandpivot INSTAGRAM: @louiemaxx, @grindandpivot Email: grindandpivot@gmail.com Website : www.grindandpivot.com Facebook: Louie Max

Weird AF News
Erection tracking penis ring for your health. Lack of bouncers is now a public safety concern.

Weird AF News

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2021 17:01


Penis ring is first ever erection tracker device. Bouncer shortage in UK is a public safety concern. Why is a museum preserving a 95 year old sandwich? // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

I Saw What You Did
The Bouncer at the Pumpkin Patch

I Saw What You Did

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2021 65:59


Danielle and Millie discuss I LOVE YOU TO DEATH (1990) and RIVER'S EDGE (1986), sexual awakenings, appreciation for nunchakus, and how sometimes it just ain't that deep. To see a full ISWYD movie list, check out our Letterboxd here: https://letterboxd.com/isawwhatyoudid/films/diary/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Westside Family Church Audio
Backstage Pass | Dan Deeble | New Testament Challenge

Westside Family Church Audio

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2021 29:11


Teaching Notes“No foreigner may enter within the balustrade around the sanctuary and the enclosure. Whoever is caught, on himself shall he put blame for the death which will ensue.” NEW: Jesus Is A Horrible Bouncer “...Christ is faithful as the Son over God's house. And we are his house, if indeed we hold firmly to our confidence and the hope in which we glory. Hebrews 3:6TESTAMENT: Jesus Wants Everyone In “{God} is patient with you, not wanting anyone to perish, but everyone to come to repentance.” 2 Peter 3:9Jesus' Password: “WHOEVER…” CHALLENGE #1: Whoever Listens Well. Then Jesus said, “Whoever has ears to hear, let them hear.” -Jesus, Mark 4:9Jesus is calling us into a paradox of listening: We must open our hearts to hear God's Truth We cannot open our hearts unless God opens it first Pray “God, open my ears. I want to hear you.” CHALLENGE #2: Whoever Does Cool Stuff “Whoever does God's will is my brother and sister and mother.” -Jesus, Mark 3:35To be a part of a family, we need: Relationship - where you are fully known Responsibility - where you are fully needed If you have a close relationship but no responsibility, you are a guest If you have a lot of responsibility but no relationship, you are an employee If you have neither, then you're a stranger If you have both: family Q: What is one way you can be known or needed at this party? CHALLENGE #3: Whoever Loves Widely “...for whoever is not against us is for us.”-Jesus, Mark 9:40 “...he was not one of us.” Mark 9:38CHALLENGE #4: Whoever Believes Boldly Jesus says: Whoever believes and is baptized will be saved, but whoever does not believe will be condemned. (Mark 16:16) Going Deeper Discussion Have you ever been kept from getting into a club (or event, concert, party, etc)? Tell the story and share how it felt. How do we reconcile Matthew 7:13 and 2 Peter 3:9? Which of the “Whoevers” most connects with you right now: CHALLENGE #1: Whoever Listens Well. Then Jesus said, “Whoever has ears to hear, let them hear.” (- Jesus, Mark 4:9)CHALLENGE #2: Whoever Does Cool Stuff “Whoever does God's will is my brother and sister and mother.” (-Jesus, Mark 3:35) CHALLENGE #3: Whoever Loves Widely “...for whoever is not against us is for us.” (- Jesus, Mark 9:40) CHALLENGE #4: Whoever Believes Boldly Jesus says: Whoever believes and is baptized will be saved, but whoever does not believe will be condemned. (Mark 16:16) What are ways that you feel convicted for being the “Bouncer” in your spirit towards others? Is there more of a role you need to play at the party? Do you either need to be known or needed more? If so, what's your next step? Sunday Set ListWFC Lenexa + WFC AnywhereHouse Of The Lord- Phil WickhamWho My God Is- Mitch LangleyKing of Kings- HillsongJesus At The Center- Israel Houghton WFC SpeedwaySee A Victory- Elevation WorshipIt Is So- Elevation WorshipAvailable- Elevation WorshipEgypt- Cory AsburyBe sure to save our Spotify Worship Playlist, updated weekly with the upcoming Sunday's set!

Aaron Scene's After Party
DJ Whores Never Die feat. @domdacapo & @sabrinabriley

Aaron Scene's After Party

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2021 74:36


Welcome to episode 63! For this After Party we got our guy Dom the Cincinnati DJ Whore himself and we talk about his life and time in El Paso and on Cinci Street, his little love triangle and he tells about his most embarrassing sex story. Plus Sabring joins us and takes off some clothes for the vibes. Catch the full video on my OnlyFans and follow me on social media @ AaronScene! Onlyfans.com/aaronscene

The SDR Show (Sex, Drugs, & Rock-n-Roll Show) w/Ralph Sutton & Big Jay Oakerson
Toad The Wet Sprocket (Glen Phillips) - Tomato With A Bouncer

The SDR Show (Sex, Drugs, & Rock-n-Roll Show) w/Ralph Sutton & Big Jay Oakerson

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2021 66:25


Toad The Wet Sprocket lead singer Glen Phillips joins Ralph Sutton and James Mattern and they discuss Michael McDonald's appearance on Toad The Wet Sprocket's new album "Starting Now," how Toad The Wet Sprocket came together and where the name came from, the meaning behind "Walk On The Ocean," handling fame at such a young age, a live performance of "Lantern Light" by Glen Phillips, Glen Phillips' first concert, first drug and first sexual experience and so much more!(Air Date: October 2nd, 2021)Support our sponsors!Promescent.com - Free shipping and a 60-day money back guarantee! Check out Promescent an for assortment of products to enhance your sex life!RockAuto.com- Check out Rock Auto for the best prices on all auto parts!The SDR Show merchandise is available at https://podcastmerch.com/collections/the-sdr-showYou can watch The SDR Show LIVE for FREE every Wednesday and Saturday at 9pm ET at GaSDigitalNetwork.com/LIVEOnce you're there you can sign up at GaSDigitalNetwork.com with promo code: SDR for a 7-day FREE trial with access to every SDR show ever recorded! On top of that you'll also have the same access to ALL the shows that GaS Digital Network has to offer!Follow the whole show on social media!Glen PhillipsTwitter: https://twitter.com/glenphillipsBand Twitter: https://twitter.com/toadthewetsprocketInstagram: https://instagram.com/glenphillipsmusicBand Instagram: https://instagram.com/toadthewetsprocketRalph SuttonTwitter: https://twitter.com/iamralphsuttonInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/iamralphsutton/James L. MatternTwitter: https://twitter.com/jameslmatternInstagram: https://instagram.com/thejamesmatternThe SDR ShowTwitter: https://twitter.com/theSDRshowInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/thesdrshow/Shannon LeeTwitter: https://twitter.com/imshannonleeInstagram: https://instagram.com/shannonlee6982GaS Digital NetworkTwitter: https://twitter.com/gasdigitalInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/gasdigital/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Aaron Scene's After Party
Amor y BootyBands feat. @zamora.777

Aaron Scene's After Party

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2021 64:26


Thank you for 22k streams! On this episode we feature our girl Zamora, the booty bands queen, and you already know she is bringing the horny. We chop it up about weird kinks she been asked for, crazy & embarrassing sex stories and she finally spills the tea about her ex and all the drama. Plus we talk about a podcast favorite topic: booty licking (hehehe). Catch all the video action on my Onlyfans and follow me on social media @ AaronScene! Onlyfans.com/aaronscene

Lynckup
Ep 106 Rah Rah tells fight stories from his days as a bouncer

Lynckup

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2021 58:59


Memphis in May moving outside of downtown  Does downtown tourism needs to be revamped? Rah Rah recaps his weekend  Rah Rah tells fight stories from his bouncing days Mass shooting at Kroger in Collierville, Tennessee  Are we living in an employee market? Merch coming soon Current events…

The Gray & Green Show
Fatal Friday- THE BOUNCER PT 1

The Gray & Green Show

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2021 9:05


Fatal Friday- THE BOUNCER PT 1 by The Gray & Green Show

The Gray & Green Show
Fatal Friday- THE BOUNCER PT 2

The Gray & Green Show

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2021 5:51


Fatal Friday- THE BOUNCER PT 2 by The Gray & Green Show

Killer Thoughts Podcast
Bouncer/Security Perspective Ft. Matt Harris (@harrishousebbq)

Killer Thoughts Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2021 87:16


Happy Friday! Hope all of you had a great week, we come back with another episode to start your weekend. We thank Matt Harris for stopping by the studio and talking about his perpective of being a security/bouncer, sharing his perpective of career choices throughout the years and some of the do's and don'ts from the industry. It was great to know more about Matt and alsoall of his points of view from working in different Irish Pubs throughout the bay area, check him out on the weekends at Five Points bar located in San Jose's San Pedro Square area. Share/rate the podcast! Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/killerthoughtspodcast/?hl=en Email: killerthoughtsmail@gmail.com

19 Nocturne Boulevard
19 Nocturne Boulevard - CHILLIN' - Reissue

19 Nocturne Boulevard

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2021 35:10


When eccentric recluse Simon Strong, who lives in a perpetually chilled state, vanishes (leaving some rather suspicious remains behind), his only known associate—a teenage delivery girl—is interviewed by the police! Cast List Amber Sorensen - Krystal Baker Simon Strong - Joel Harvey Det. Phyllis Jermyn - Julie Hoverson Det. Howard Upton - Reynaud LeBoeuf Music:  Kevin MacLeod (Incompetech.com) Recorded with the assistance of Ryan Hirst of Neohoodoo Studio Editing and Sound:   Julie Hoverson Cover Photo:  (courtesy of Stock Xchange.com) "What kind of a place is it? Why it's a police station, can't you tell?" ******************************************** Chillin' This didn't actually begin with me choosing to adapt another Lovecraft story (in this case "Cool Air").  Frankly, I really liked the 1999 short film, and have a soft spot for the version made for Night Gallery back in the 70s, so I never really considered Cool Air as a priority for adaptation - it had already been done well.  Plus it was kind of low hanging fruit - one of the simpler, more straightforward stories to adapt. Previous to this, I had produced Within the Walls of Eryx, and even before that, while studying screenwriting, I had practiced adaptation by playing with The Thing on the Doorstep, turning it into an hour-long screenplay that I eventually re-wrote into an episode of 19 Nocturne Boulevard. Nope, this started when my niece Krystal and I went to see the film Juno. We enjoyed the movie, and leaving it I decided I wanted to write a sassy teenage character, and started clicking through plots in my head that I could slap her into.  The irony of sticking a character HPL would undoubtedly loathe into one of his stories did not escape me, and when "Cool Air" crossed my mind, it basically started to write itself. I hammered out the script in less than a week and sent it to Krystal and asked if Amber sounded reasonably authentic, since Krystal was right about that age herself.  Her response was "Could I please play her?"  She did, and did a great job.  I really love working with and encouraging kids in the arts. Sig and Laurie (mentioned in the story as Amber's folks, but in reality my own dad and stepmom) came to watch the recording session with Krystal and be supportive, and Laurie at least can be heard in the bloopers in the end.  I also owe great thanks to my friend Robyn who helped with the punk rock details.  She knows rock history back and forth and I knew I just needed the right comment or two to make the character really pop.  The story adaptation is extremely loose - in the original, a writer moves into a flat below a doctor who keeps his rooms unnaturally cold, and finds out that the doc has maintained his life, long past standard death, by keeping himself perpetually chilled, presumably at least in part to prevent decay. Rather than going the doctor/science route for my version, I went with magic and reanimation.  I did work a little hint into the story that Simon might be considering some further hocus pocus to preserve himself, but which might involve harming Amber, and he decides he can't.  On the other hand, Amber's slightly guilty concern about having her backpack possibly searched and her disregard for the missing "spooky books" might just indicate that she's not quite ready to let go yet. The original story "Cool Air" is also notable in that a female character is actually quoted as speaking - the landlady of the flats.  Of course, this is only so she can be a terrible ethnic stereotype, but at least she actually talks, and may be the only female in all of HPL's major works who does.  Stay tuned at the end of this for a short clip of the German version of Chillin' (retitled "Eiskalt") from Contendo Media!!! ******************************************** CHILLIN' Cast: Olivia (host) Amber Sorensen (16), punky teen Simon Strong (60s), aged punk rocker Det. Howard Upton (30s), tough cop Det. Phyllis Jermyn (30s), nice cop Bouncers OLIVIA     Did you have any trouble finding it?  What do you mean, what kind of a place is it?  Why, it's a police station, can't you tell?  MUSIC    MODERN COP DRAMA STING SOUND    THUNK OF TAPE RECORDER TURNING ON.  AMBIANCE    INTERVIEW ROOM - WHIR OF TAPE RECORDER.  OCCASIONAL SCUFFLE OF CHAIRS UPTON    Name? AMBER    [mocking] Sorensen. Amber.  S-O-R-E-N-S-E-N.  O-N is Norwegian. UPTON    What? AMBER    [said a million times] O-N is Norwegian, E-N is Danish. UPTON    So you're Danish? AMBER     [disgusted noise] Do I sound Danish?  Uch.  Like my great great great great great was.  UPTON    Then why--? JERMYN    I understand.  My name gets misspelled all the time.  Let's move on.  Present are detectives Howard Upton and Phyllis Jermyn [pronounced "german", pause] J-E-R-M-Y-N, and Amber Sorensen, with an E-N.  UPTON    Age? AMBER    I have the right to remain silent.  I have the right to an attorney.  If I cannot afford one, one will be ... assigned?  Allotted?  I should know this - I watch enough Law and Order.  UPTON    [sigh] We don't read witnesses their rights.  That's for suspects.  Age? AMBER    [sullen] You got my I.D.  What does it say? UPTON    Hmm.  You don't look 21. JERMYN    [sympathetic] You really don't. AMBER    Fine.  So it's a fake - I want to speak to the D.A., like trade my information in return for a slide on the bogus I.D., can I‑‑?? SOUND    PHONE BEEP UPTON    Oh, turn that off.  Not just silent, either.  Off. SOUND    PHONE BEING TURNED OFF JERMYN    We're really not interested in prosecuting you.  We just want to know about Simon Strong. UPTON    The alleged Simon Strong.  AMBER    Dude.  He was the full meal deal, you know.  I watched videos of his band, from like before I was born, and it was totally him. UPTON    Then who was the deceased? AMBER    Like I said, it was him.  What?  Do you ride the short bus? UPTON    It couldn't be him, because you said you spoke with him recently, and-- JERMYN    [cutting him off]  Let's start at the beginning.  How did you meet Mr. Strong? AMBER    [miserable]  He hates being called Mister.  [deep breath, blasé lies]  I was making a delivery-- MUSIC   SFX    HEAVY METAL/PUNK MUSIC FADES INTO THE BACKGROUND, AMBER BECOMES VOICE OVER. AMBER [v.o.]    --of, some box or other.  I got inside, took the wrong turn-- SFX    MUSIC IS MUFFLED BY DISTANCE, BUT CLEARLY LOUD SOUND    AMBER'S HEAVY BREATHING UP CLOSE - SOUNDS LIKE ECSTASY, BUT IT'S JUST PANIC AND EXERTION. AMBER    Oh, shit! AMBER [v.o]    I was supposed to go to the manager's office-- SOUND    HEAVY FOOTSTEPS APPROACH AT A RUN SOUND    AMBER'S BREATHING QUICKENS.  HER FOOTSTEPS TAKE OFF QUICKLY. BOUNCER    [off] Get back here, dogmeat! AMBER [v.o]    And I just knocked on the wrong door. SOUND     HEAVY FEET ARE DISTANT, BUT APPROACHING.  SOUND    AMBER'S FEET GET CLOSE. SOUND    SLAM OF BODY AGAINST DOOR.  POUNDING ON DOOR AMBER    Let me in!  They're after me!!!  Please!  SOUND     POUNDING CONTINUES.  HEAVY FEET GET CLOSER AMBER    Please!  I - I'm having a heart attack!  Let me in or I'll totally die! SOUND    SLIDING DOOR OPENS AMBER    Whoa! SOUND    STUMBLING STEPS FORWARD, BODY FALLS, SLIDING DOOR SHUTS.  SFX    MUSIC CUTS OUT COMPLETELY. AMBER    Oh.  Shit.  Look, I'm-- SOUND    SCUTTLING ACROSS WOOD FLOOR SIMON     [filtered, mechanical sounding]  Look into the camera please. AMBER    Camera--?  Oh.  [shivers slightly]  SOUND    A COUPLE OF HESITANT FOOTSTEPS AMBER    Hi!  Look, can you just tell me how to get out of here?  There's no need for -- SIMON    [filter] What was that about a heart attack? AMBER    Oh, that.  That was - that was bullshit.  [joking]  I had it removed - years ago.   AMBIANCE    INTERVIEW ROOM [CUTS IN SUDDENLY] UPTON    Was your relationship with this Mister Strong, sexual? AMBER    Ew!!!  He was like my great grandad's age - like, even older than you! JERMYN    [coughs away a laugh]  You say you made the delivery and just happened to "make friends" with Strong?  Everyone else says he was a complete recluse.  Didn't like people. AMBER    Nah.  He liked people, but he was really sick.  I mean, like ill, not deviant. SIMON    [on filter]  Step through. SOUND    DOOR SLIDES OPEN MUSIC   AMBIANCE     COOL ROOM - THE HUM OF A HEAVY FREEZER UNIT AMBER    [gasps at the cold]  Whoa!  Um, can I just go?  I promise not to try any -- SIMON    [unfiltered, but rough and almost a whisper]  What WERE you trying? AMBER    I ... really just wanted to hear the band, but your guys caught me.  I mean, I assume since you're here, they're yours-- SIMON    I own the club, yes.  AMBER    [after a slight silence]  Okay, is it just me or is your heater broken?  [brr noise] SIMON    [dry chuckle]  AMBER    [noticing something] Dude!  SOUND    A COUPLE OF EXCITED FOOTSTEPS AMBER    Can you watch, like, the whole entire club from here? SFX    ELECTRIC WHEELCHAIR SHIFTS SIMON    [disinterested] I can-- AMBER    Omigod!  Do you have sound?  Is there a button? SIMON    --but it gets boring after a while.  AMBER    They're totally bumping uglies in the bathroom, right there!  Look!  Look! SOUND    SWITCH AMBER    [annoyed]  Hey! MUSIC   AMBIANCE    INTERVIEW ROOM CUTS IN UPTON    Sick?  What kind of disease did he have, Ebola?  The state of that body-- JERMYN    We really shouldn't go into that yet, Howie. AMBER    What time is it? UPTON    What?  Why? AMBER    Just asking.  You made me turn my phone off.  I have a curfew.  JERMYN    Would you like us to call home for you? AMBER    [shrug]  Nah.  UPTON    And your parents, they approved of all this? AMBER    My folks are...  Cool.  They don't care-- UPTON    Like they don't mind that hair cut? AMBER    Sig and Laurie let me do dumb stuff cause they know I won't do anything stupid.  UPTON    Like spending all your time hanging out in a bar? AMBER    It's a club.  And, for a rocker, Simon was pretty uptight about underage boozing and ...stuff.  UPTON    [leaps on it] Stuff?  What kind of stuff? AMBER    What?  Stuff.  Just ... stuff.  Dude, you need to switch to decaf.  Or valium. UPTON    Did you ever see this man with any illegal substances? AMBER    Well, he had all kinds of medications - being sick and all, and I [sounding mock sorry]  I guess I forgot to look them all up in the handy dandy book of all things illegal.  UPTON    I thought prescription pills were the latest thing these days.  AMBER    Only with the kind of freak whose parents go to shrinks and who have time to sit around and stare at carpet lint.  I got better things to do. JERMYN    Like what? AMBER    Plus it's dangerous.  You know what viagra can do to--  What? JERMYN     What kinds of things do you like to do? AMBER    I-- like music, I write. I function as a higher organism. UPTON    She means what do you plan to do with your life, Amber Sorensen with an E-N? JERMYN    Actually I was just-- AMBER    What do you want, a mission statement and a business plan?  Dude, I'm 16.  UPTON    I knew what I wanted to do at 16. AMBER    [muttered] But your ass is so tight it whistles.  JERMYN     [tries not to snicker] UPTON    Hmm? AMBER    [louder] I bet your dad was a cop. UPTON    So? AMBER    Nothing.  Just you seem like maybe you grew up with it.  UPTON    Are you gonna follow in your folks' footsteps? AMBER    [flat and sarcastic] Oh, yeah.  Weddings are my life. JERMYN    We don't want to keep you here all night - curfew, and all that.  What was wrong with your friend? AMBER    Simon said he had some kind of wasting thing -- MUSIC   AMBIANCE    COOL ROOM SIMON    Munoz syndrome.  I have to carefully regulate my body temperature. AMBER    So you're, like, Mr. Freeze?  Not exactly Ahh-nold, there, string bean. SIMON    And I have to avoid excitement.  AMBER    [pause]  That's a hint, eh?  Can I at least get out without going through the American Gladiators? SOUND    SLIDING DOOR OPENS AMBER    Thanks.  Hey, if you get completely bored or anything, my I-M is-- SIMON    No. AMBER    Um, ok.  You just seem kinda lonely. SOUND    HER SLOW FOOTSTEPS SFX    WHEELCHAIR SHIFTS AGAIN SIMON    Perhaps you could come back tomorrow, during the day.  I could use someone to run errands for me.  The pay would be reasonable.  AMBER    Could I watch the band? SIMON    You could watch from here, but you'd have to dress warmly-- AMBER    I'll bring a parka! MUSIC   AMBIANCE    INTERVIEW ROOM UPTON    Are you adopted? AMBER    [flabbergasted] What?  Whoa!  I think there are some low-flying non sequeters in here.  Did you see where that came from? JERMYN    Uh... no. UPTON    You call your parents [checks notes] um, Sig and Laurie. AMBER    Doh, everyone does.  [slow and condescending] Those are their names, Billy. UPTON    Most kids your age still call their folks mom and dad. AMBER    Maybe most kids your age.  Most of us would rather be cremated.  [shrugs] mm.  Except to their face.  The folks still like to think we're all the same little rugrats they knew and love.  [snort] UPTON    So you make a point of lying to your folks? AMBER    There's that non-sequeter again.  You should really get a bug zapper. JERMYN    You probably think of it as "humoring them" rather than lying. UPTON    Two faced is two faced. AMBER    If you can't be two-faced, you shoulda found a better one to be stuck with. UPTON    Look here-- AMBER    I bet you never get to play good cop.  UPTON    What? JERMYN    Howie, maybe we should take a break.  Get some water.  UPTON    [growl] I'm fine. JERMYN    Would you get me some?  Amber? AMBER    Uh, sure. UPTON    [annoyed noise]  SOUND    STOMPS OUT, DOOR SLAMS AMBER    Wow.  Where do I get one? JERMYN    Don't be fooled - I'm not always the good cop. AMBER    Oh? JERMYN    You say you don't do drugs.  We could test you-- AMBER    [disgusted noise] pssh. JERMYN    --and go through your backpack-- AMBER    [worried] Huh? JERMYN    But I'm going to trust you on that, because you walked right past one of our drug dogs on the way in, and I don't think you're the type to get caught in a stupid lie. AMBER    [thinks, then] You think I'll get caught in a smart one? JERMYN    Let's just agree that I won't underestimate you, and you do me the same favor. MUSIC   AMBIANCE    COLD ROOM SOUND    DOOR SLIDES OPEN SIMON    You can leave it there. SOUND    FOOTSTEPS AMBER    Hey.  Wassup? SOUND    WHIR OF WHEELCHAIR TURNING SIMON    [annoyed] What? AMBER    Just making conversation. SIMON    "Wassup" isn't conversation. AMBER     It is if you answer.  Besides, with most of my friends, I-M-H-O, O-M-G, L-O-L is conversation.  Wassup is practically a monolog. SIMON    [snort, then painful noise, trying not to cough]  Well.  [dismissive] Now that that's settled-- AMBER    [overly casual] If you want me to go, just say.  [shrug] I got stuff to do. SOUND    a MOMENT, then FOOTSTEPS GO AWAY SIMON    [calling] You... you wanted to watch the band? MUSIC   AMBIANCE    INTERVIEW ROOM SOUND    DOOR OPENS, FOOTSTEPS UPTON    Your water. SOUND    WATER BOTTLES GET SLAMMED DOWN, ONE BY ONE JERMYN    Thank you. Howie. UPTON    [makes disgruntled noises] AMBER    Yeah.  Cheers, Howie. UPTON    [disgusted noise] Huh.  AMBER    Look, my parents actually like me to use their names - makes them feel like they're helping me assert my personhood or something.  I do it to humor them. UPTON    Fine. UPTON    [trying to sound unconcerned] We need a physical description of the alleged Mr. Strong. AMBER    Watch a video of Madness Machine on Youtube.  Then figure older.  A bunch older.  UPTON    How very...specific.  How tall was he? AMBER    That's kind of a pickle.  I never saw him stand up - he was always in his bumper car. UPTON    What? JERMYN    The mechanized wheelchair. AMBER    He had to avoid exerting himself  [thinking]  OK, so imagine classic Simon, then really thin - like even more than heroin-chic, maybe almost to starving third world skinny. JERMYN    Could it have been faked?  Perhaps something in the way he dressed? AMBER    Doubtful, Phyllis.  He usually kicked it in jams.  Not much to hide behind.  UPTON    Speak English. AMBER    [sounding british-ish]  The subject in question had a strong tendency to desport himself in capacious yet abbreviated trousers, much as those the predominant choice of American surfboard riders lean toward. JERMYN    [Snicker] UPTON    You mean he wore shorts.  In that cold? MUSIC   AMBIANCE    COLD ROOM SIMON    If it bothers you, I could put something else on. AMBER    Yeah, 'cuz like you're so tasty, Bubba-Ho-Tep, that I'm gonna totally jump on you if you keep wheeling around half-naked like that.  [beat]  Nah - it's kinda creepy, but I'll adjust.  Like having a weird uncle. SIMON    [wheezy laugh]  AMBER    But a cool one.  I mean - not just [brr], but cool. SIMON    I must be, since you're neglecting your social whirl to spend time here in this arctic wasteland.  AMBER    Oh, yeah - I have to sneak out the window to get away from the endless line of bimboons waiting to take me to the prom. SIMON    Bimboon?  AMBER    It's like someone in a boy band,  The guy equivalent of a bimbo.  SIMON    [laughs]  MUSIC   AMBIANCE    INTERVIEW ROOM UPTON    He scooted around in a wheelchair, wearing shorts, and you didn't think that was odd? AMBER    Duh.  Of course. UPTON    But you never told anyone about him? AMBER    He'd'a been pissed.  Plus people woulda thought - you know - creepy stuff. UPTON    What if he decided to try something? AMBER    Beep beep.  I can outrun a wheelchair.  At least as far as the stairs. UPTON    And what if he could really get up? AMBER    I doubt it, Billy.  He didn't have any little blue pills. UPTON    [flustered] I didn't--  I meant get up and walk. AMBER    Yeah you did.  You're the one who's all worried he's gonna go perv on me. UPTON    If you were my daughter-- AMBER    Get out of the way of the door.  One of us would probably be dead. MUSIC   AMBIANCE    COLD ROOM AMBER    The bottles - it's all for your illness, right?  Like the meth lab in the bathroom? SIMON    [shocked]  It's not a--! AMBER    Doh, yeah.  I was kidding.  So is it a big secret experiment thing?  SIMON    I - I keep tracking down recipes for preparations and elixirs that ... that might help me.  Some seem to work for a little while, but nothing ... lasts. MUSIC   AMBIANCE    INTERVIEW ROOM JERMYN    [snap] Howie.  Did you have any more questions? UPTON    What about his hair? AMBER    [snapped back] What?  It looked pretty much the same. UPTON    A-ha!  Too clever for his own good. AMBER    Not every guy over 50 needs canned hair, Billy. UPTON    And this guy claimed to be THE Simon Strong. AMBER    I already told you he was.  I didn't even know who that was that first time, cause like I'd never heard of him before, but soon as I could, I googled him and voy-la! UPTON    Vwa-la. AMBER    [whispered] Beep Beep. UPTON    What? JERMYN    For the record, Simon Strong was the lead singer and songwriter for a punk band called Madness Machine in the mid to late 1970s.  AMBER    American punk band. UPTON    Who cares? AMBER    [earnest] It's important - British punk was British punk and American punk was-- JERMYN    But you'd never heard of this band before you met Strong? AMBER    [sigh]  Pre-cisely.  Funny sort of six degrees thing, though - once I saw the band name, it clicked, 'cuz my grandad had one of their albums in his LP collection.  Serious.  How's that for whoo-OO-oo [spooky noise]? UPTON    [disbelieving snort] Your grandpa listened to punk? AMBER    Duh.  He willed his tattoos to science.  Stay back from the door, Billy. JERMYN    You said you met Mr. Strong --? AMBER    Halloween night.  That's why they had such a cool band in the house. JERMYN    About nine months, then.  And how often did you see him? AMBER    Most days.  I did his shopping and stuff and stopped in for a chat.  MUSIC   AMBIANCE    COOL ROOM SIMON    Are you a retard?  The Sex Pistols were totally the Monkees of punk.  They were a made band.  Their manager put them together. AMBER    [teasing] I suppose you met him too? SIMON    Once.  How much respect can you have for a guy who also created Bow Wow Wow? AMBER    Bow Wow What? SIMON    You must ride the short bus.  Beep beep, Billy, don't stand in the way of the door.  [wheezy chuckle]  The Ramones, now, they were the real thing.  They lived punk. AMBER    You're pretty feisty for an old crip who's s'posed to keep frosty. SIMON    [dry chuckle] MUSIC   AMBIANCE    INTERVIEW ROOM JERMYN    When our people searched the "residence" over the club, they found a number of, um - unusual items. AMBER    Like? JERMYN    The enormous refrigeration unit that apparently kept the place fairly, um-- UPTON    Meat locker-ish.  AMBER    [wry]  So he was cool.  So? UPTON    According to electric company records, he was using enough energy to be frozen.  AMBER    And?  What, didn't he pay his bill?  It's his business what he does with his juice. UPTON    There are a lot of things you can do with that much juice.  Things, for instance, that the narcotics squad would be very interested in.  AMBER    [exasperated] Beep beep. UPTON    I am getting really sick of-- JERMYN    Amber.  Can you shed any light on the occult paraphernalia he apparently collected? AMBER    It's not like I had the run of the place.  We'd just hang in the main room - where all the video consoles are.  He talked about some old books, though. JERMYN    Did you ever see anyone else with him?  Did he talk about other visitors? AMBER     Oh, heck no.  He didn't like people to see how sick he was, but like, since I already knew, he had somebody to talk to, right? AMBIANCE    COOL ROOM SOUND    DOOR SLIDES SHUT AMBER    Hey!  SIMON    [anxious] You're late. AMBER    [aping his wiped out voice] "Hi Amber, so glad to see you." SIMON    I was exp-- [slight chuckle, sigh]  I am.  Yes. AMBER    You worried about me or your [singsong] Special Delivery!? SIMON    It's here? AMBER    No, it's a phone book I wrapped up and sent the long way, let's see, through - wow.  Egypt and London?  That's tight! SIMON    Open it, please. AMBER    'kay. SOUND    PAPER UNWRAPS FROM LARGE BOOK. AMBER    Oh, jeez - you got so ripped off. SIMON    What do you mean? AMBER    This is such a gag gift.  It's like from that movie - "I'll swallow your soul!  I'll swallow your soul!" SIMON    Give it here.  [pause]  Ah.  No, this is the real thing.  The dark jewel of any occult collection. AMBER     [sniffing] Ok, so it smells older than Bruce Campbell, but still -- SIMON    I need to be alone.  Come back next Wednesday. MUSIC   AMBIANCE    INTERVIEW ROOM AMBER    He did burn incense and drink weird stuff.  I figured it was alternative medicine, or maybe Kabbalah - that's all the rage with the red carpet crowd, right? UPTON    Did he ever say what was wrong with him? AMBER    Mun-yoes syn-drome, Billy. UPTON    Stop calling-- JERMYN    But what is Munoz syndrome?  Did you ever, say, Google it? AMBER    Well, yeeah.  There were a couple - but they had longer names, and were like degenerative eye diseases, so I figured, you know, that wasn't it. UPTON    Did you ever ask him? AMBER    Well, right off I asked if it was catching, and he said no, so I figured that's all I care about, and if wants to talk about it he'll say. MUSIC   AMBIANCE    COOL ROOM SIMON    Munoz syndrome is extremely rare.  I contracted it almost thirty years ago-- AMBER    Ooh!  Let me guess.  When you [reporter voice] "vanished from the public eye"! SIMON    Where--? AMBER     Wikipedia.  Shh.  I'm shushing. SIMON    My band was in New Orleans, when this came on.  Normal medicine couldn't help, so I turned to the uh, folk practitioners. AMBER    Like Voodoo?  No wonder you're buying all creepy books and incense. SIMON    It's a lot more serious than movie voodoo, but that's close.  AMBER    And the cold? SIMON    It slows my metabolism.  AMBER      Mine too - Brr. SFX    THE HUM OF THE FREEZER DIPS FOR A MOMENT SIMON    [gasps and holds his breath until the power returns] AMBER    Wha--? SIMON    [very tense]  The wiring's getting old.  AMBER    So get a new fridge. SIMON    No, the building's wiring.  Between music and lights and all, it carries quite a load. AMBER    You should move, then - and before summer.  Seriously. SIMON    How can I go anywhere?  I have to stay a constant level. AMBER    I dunno.  [thinking]  Hey, ice cream truck - I once saw this movie where they were carting a corpse around in the back-- SIMON    [strong]  No.  No.  Tomorrow, maybe you could look at generators.  MUSIC   AMBIANCE    INTERVIEW ROOM JERMYN    But he was well off - according to the IRS. AMBER    He spent a buttload on his creepy books and exotic bags of dirt and stuff.  [catching herself]  Or, that's what he told me.  UPTON    And he trusted you to carry around these expensive packages? AMBER    I didn't know what they were.  I'd probably have freaked and got all paranoid.  He said other people were after them, too. UPTON    [eager] Other people?  Do you think they might have taken the books after Strong disappeared? AMBER    Tscha.  He didn't disappear.  He's dead.  Beep Beep. UPTON    [takes in an angry breath] JERMYN    Ok, let's go back-- UPTON     No, let's talk about this.  You're saying that the corpse you discovered in that - what you call "the cold room" - was the person you knew as Simon Strong. AMBER    It had to be. UPTON    Then pray explain to me how it could be that that body had been dead for well over a decade? AMBER    [shrug, statement]  You're wrong. UPTON    So all our experts are wrong.  And you know better. AMBER    [trying] Your experts obviously aren't familiar with Munoz Syndrome.  That's all. UPTON     Right.  So you know better.  You know what I think? JERMYN    [warning]  Howie... UPTON    No, Phyl.  Not this time.  I'm getting tired of this little girl, trying to live in a dream world.  She needs a dose of harsh reality. AMBER    [hysterical laughter]  Harsh reality?  [can't stop laughing]  You don't have a clue how harsh reality can get.  [breaks down into tears] MUSIC   AMBIANCE    COLD ROOM SIMON    Turn the thermostat down a bit, would you? AMBER    Down?  Dude, my eyeballs are already icing over.  SIMON    [pause] Maybe you shouldn't come here any more. AMBER    [upset]  What?  [beat, then blasé]  And lose the school credit I'm getting for looking after the elderly and infirm?  Uh-uh. SIMON    [slight wheezing laugh, turns into cough, then deep breath]  I... I probably won't last much longer. AMBER    No way!  You're fine!  Well, not fine, but‑‑ SIMON    It's been coming for a long time.  And the elixirs aren't working any more.  Nothing is working. AMBER    The book can't--? SIMON    I thought there would be things I could ...bring myself to do, but it's not worth it. AMBER    It's always worth living. SIMON    When I'm gone, take it and burn it.  Promise? AMBER    If you can't use it, sell it!  Use the money to get more colder.  You'll be fine. SIMON    No.  SFX    POWER DIP, THEN HUM RETURNS SIMON    [long shaky breath]  I always think it will be the last one.  AMBER    I'LL buy you a generator. SIMON    Have you seen the gas prices recently?  Cooling takes too much energy - even if you get one, I won't be able to afford the gasoline.  MUSIC   AMBIANCE    INTERVIEW ROOM AMBER    [still breathing in little gasps, coming down from a crying jag] SOUND    WATER BOTTLE OPENED JERMYN    Drink. SOUND    PLASTIC BOTTLE SET ON TABLE UPTON    [annoyed] Are you through?  AMBER    [cough, sniff] UPTON    So, here's what I think is going on.  This guy has been trying to establish himself as Simon Strong, famous recluse and mysterious celebrity. AMBER    That's too dumb even for the short bus. UPTON    Oh, yeah?  Dumb to the tune of half a mil a year.  Between the club, which the real Strong did purchase in December of 1979, and the royalties on his old music - particularly the musical um, chunks, or segments-- JERMYN    Riffs. UPTON    Yes, whatever, that people used in their own-- JERMYN    Sampled. UPTON    [deep annoyed sigh] During the 80s and 90s-- [waits, but there is no interjection] --he had pots of money rolling in. AMBER    Which he spent on books and crud.  I told you. UPTON     Kid, no one spends that much on books.  Did you ever actually see these books, or did you just bring him book-shaped packages? AMBER    [silent for a beat]  No, I guess I never actually saw them. UPTON    I say he's been salting it away, staying around long enough to move everything to the Caymans and then - Voy-la - take a powder. AMBER    But the body-- JERMYN    [sadly] WAS the real Simon Strong.  Dental records have confirmed it.  But Amber, he'd been dead for a very long time.  UPTON    Which explains the cold.  The fake didn't want the - uh - deceased stinking up the place. AMBER    [muttered] Yeah, easier to freeze the whole place, than just pack a corpse in a chest freezer. JERMYN    Are you up to telling us how you discovered the body? AMBER    [very subdued] Sure.  I got to the club, and everything was dark.  I freaked-- Well, I got really worried, and ran up to his room.  The body was just... there... and it was... JERMYN    --In an advanced state of decomposition. AMBER    Yeah, that. MUSIC   SFX    NO SOUND OF FRIDGE, JUST DISTANT STREET NOISES.  SOUND    DOOR SLIDES OPEN WITH DIFFICULTY. AMBER     [Grunts] Dammit, open!  damm---it [squeaks through]  Simon!  Simon?  [almost chokes] What is-- oh jeez! SOUND    HESITANT FOOTSTEPS SOUND    SQUISHY MOVEMENT NOISE AMBER    What the he-e-e-ll? SIMON    [Almost inaudible]  Turn off the flashlight.  SOUND    CLICK FLASHLIGHT OFF AMBER    I'll get you some ice, I'll --- SIMON    Damage is done.  Don't go.  I wasn't sure if I wanted you here or not -- for this. AMBER    Can I--?  Do you need--? SIMON    Don't... touch me.  Please.  Just listen.  Listen!  Take the books and burn them.  I need to know you will. AMBER    Yeah, sure. SIMON    I- I've willed the club to you.  Don't get your hopes up, the police aren't going to .... [trails off]  AMBER    Simon!  [breaking down] I don't want you to die.  You can't die! [etc., sobbing] SIMON    This isn't -- I... haven't... been living...  for a long time.  Let me go. AMBER    No! SIMON    Shh!  AMBER    [controls herself] Shushing. [gasp] SIMON    In 1977, I O.D.ed on heroin and, [gasping cough] -- I... died.  It was never reported because a local Bocor brought me back... AMBER    [small voice]  Like a zombie? SIMON    [sigh, not quite a chuckle]  I knew you'd understand. AMBER    But we can do it again, right?  Bring you back? SIMON    [dying, trailing off]  Beep Beep.  Get out of the way of the door, Billy.... AMBER    [sobs] MUSIC   AMBIANCE    INTERVIEW ROOM AMBER    Guess I'm glad it ain't him - the ... borscht.  But he was cool.  For an old dude. UPTON    If he contacts you in any way-- AMBER    [dryly sarcastic] Oh, sure.  I'll be right on the phone to you. UPTON    Do you understand the meaning of accessory to fraud?  Harboring a fugitive, maybe? AMBER    Well, I do watch a lot of TV.  Besides, it's not like I'm getting anything out of it. UPTON    The club has been transferred into your name, Amber Sorensen with an E-N.  The heirs of the real Simon Strong will probably contest it. AMBER    Pff.  Don't care.  Are we done? JERMYN    You'll have to wait a few minutes while your statement is typed up.  Once you sign it, you're good to go. AMBER     Sure.  Hey, did your CSI guys really not find any books or anything at the scene? JERMYN    Nothing of any importance.  UPTON    And no clue to his offshore account. AMBER    Hmm.  Oh well.  [grunts with effort] SOUND    CREAK OF LIFTING A HEAVY BACKPACK ONTO HER BACK JERMYN    You going to be OK without a coat?  It's a bit chilly out tonight. SOUND    DOOR OPENS.  SFX    OFFICE NOISE.  SOUND     COUPLE FOOTSTEPS AMBER    Really?  [laughs]  Nah.  I'm cool. SOUND    FOOTSTEPS LEAVE. MUSIC    MODERN COP THEME, FADE OUT CLOSER OLIVIA    Now that you know how to find us, you'll have to come back.  Maybe next week?  Don't be a stranger - we have enough of those already...   ********************************************

Meet Us After 7
Episode 256 - ''We Wish You Were Danai''

Meet Us After 7

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2021 157:23


Yusuff, Gina, Brent and Georgia discuss, The Armz vs Bouncer fight, Our Hakkasan Dinner, Oloni's ''I fell asleep'' thread, Top 5 sitcom sidekicks, Channel 4 presents Black To Front, Highlife, Do white people watch black TV, Fat Joe verzuz Ja Rule, Blocking people, Jeezy and Jeannie Mai, Nicki Minaj and Kenneth Petty bribing his accuser, Would you stay with someone who didn't want children and much much more. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/meetusafter7 Get 20% off all Aaron Wallace beard products with my discount code awxbigmanyus www.byaaronwallace.com Songs of the week: Yus: M1illionz feat. Headie One - Air BNB Gina: Brandy - Almost Doesn't Count Georgia: Drake feat. Tems - Fountains Listener song of the week, Vanessa: Sevyn Streeter feat. Chris Brown and ASAP Ferg - Guilty Yusuff Instagram: @bigmanyus Twitter: @biggamanyus Email: bigmanyus@gmail.com Album Cuts Podcast: linktr.ee/albumcuts Gina Twitter, Instagram and Snapchat: @just_geen Email: info@justgeen.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX4om9JCBaCsEaVGD8PMOfQ Podcast Twitter and Instagram: @meetusafter7 Youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCV1dJpQOJA-9d4FXvG9hynw Dilemmas, questions and to get in touch with us: meetusafter7@gmail.com

Halfcast Podcast
Episode 330: Armz House To Your Mums House...

Halfcast Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2021 123:12


We discuss Bouncer vs Armz MMA fight, Transgender woman fighting in MMA, Tion Waynes album and Fat Joe vs Ja Rule. But first, Poet breaks down his beef with his neighbour @HalfcastPodcast@ChuckieOnline@PoetsCornerUK

Aaron Scene's After Party
Certified El Paso Boys feat. @kaufman1.61 & @abelgalaz

Aaron Scene's After Party

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2021 81:26


Welcome to episode 61! On this one we feature two El Paso bar owners, entrepreneurs and above all else, HORNY BOYS. We chop it up about working and life in the bar industry, horny times at the Back Nine, sex pills and of course we ask Kaufman if anyone has ever gave him a good ol cow lickin. Stream & subscribe and watch the full video on my onlyfans. And follow me on social media @aaronscene!

Lets TLK...
Armz vs Bouncer - The Fight x SanyuTLKs

Lets TLK...

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2021 18:32


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TrekCulture
10 Biggest Star Trek Plot Holes - Is Data Immortal? Garak's Get Out Of Jail Cards! A Toast To Fallen Friends! The Most Important Conference Has No Bouncer?!

TrekCulture

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2021 11:01


What are the Star Trek moments that left you scratching your head? Seán Ferrick presents the 10 Biggest Star Trek Plot Holes... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Armchair Gaffers
ACG Episode 51 | It's Chelsea's Title To Lose, Spurs Looking Spursy and Leon Bailey!

Armchair Gaffers

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2021 54:15


Another weekend of #PremierLeague football and another heavyweight clash. No, not #Tottenham vs #Chelsea. No, we're referring to Bouncer vs Armz Korleone. The hottest ticket in town last weekend. A bit like Spurs, the fight did not live up to expectations. After three straight one nil wins, Tottenham have now suffered back to back three nil defeats. Where has it all gone wrong? Elsewhere, #Ronaldo continues to do Ronaldo things. Arsenal have managed two wins on the trot and there was a remarkable 20 minute cameo for #LeonBailey where he managed to grab a goal, assist and Man of the Match. You have to see it! Tune in for a full rundown of all the weekend's action! #WeKnowItAll

Virtually Everything
The Perks of Being a Bouncer (feat. Parker)

Virtually Everything

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2021 51:57


Gavin and Seth are joined by Gavin's college friend Parker. He talks about his current and former jobs and some of the perks of being a bouncer. We also make the usual content recs. Give it a listen. Share it, review it, and follow us on twitter @VirtuallyPod.

Player 2 Has Entered the Podcast

The guys watched more "What If?" and Full Metal Murk had an interesting casting suggestion. They also talk about Malignant, ActiBlizz, Gamecube's 20th Anniversary, Tales of Arise, and have a fun conversation on videogame movies they love that everyone else hates! Games Discussed: Tales of Arise, The Bouncer, Fight Crab, What Remains of Edith Finch, Fire Emblem Warriors, Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of The Earth For questions, comments, suggestions, etc. please email us at mcpaperstacks@gmail.com Check us out on all the socials! https://linktr.ee/player2hasenteredthepod Time Stamps: Parenting Is Hard Ya'll (0:37) Xbox Surround Sound Speakers (4:26) Malignant Spoiler Free Review (5:56) What If? Ep.6 Spoilers (10:25) Whatcha Playin? (15:48) - Tales of Arise - Fire Emblem Warriors (21:43) - Call of Cthulhu (23:23) - Fight Crab (24:13) - The Bouncer (25:05) - What Remains of Edith Finch (28:09) Gaming News (30:59) - The Fastest-Selling Tales Game - Nintendo Switch Gets Bluetooth (32:10) - ActiBlizz Employees File Suit (34:47) - PS5 Update (36:57) - Gamecube 20th Anniversary (40:23) Topic: Favorite Videogame Movie Everyone Hates (50:34) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/player2hasenteredthepod/support

Aaron Scene's After Party
“Do You Eat Ass?” An Onlyfans Party feat. @alwaysjojo1 & @badgirlindsey

Aaron Scene's After Party

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2021 68:12


Have Such A Good Day
Little People, Bouncer Boyfriend, The Peach Guy

Have Such A Good Day

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2021 60:05


Sarah talks about being smol and Heather stalks the bear.Thank you to our Patrons! Please consider directly supporting us at Patreon for ad-free episodes, access to our Discord server, and all around good vibes as you help us keep the lights on.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hsgd. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

DX Daily
S E187: Ja Rule Isn't Scared of 50 Cent, Jay-Z Plans to Buy Denver Broncos, Blueface Stomps Bouncer

DX Daily

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2021 12:36


Too much going on on a Tuesday! Hosts Ashia Skye and Ayeeedubb gotta talk about Ja Rule being overly confident that he is going to win his VERZUZ battle with Fat Joe tonight. Other topics include Jay-Zs music being able to be used on IG stories now thanks to one radio lady, also have to talk about his plans to own the Denver Broncos, and Blueface is facing some charges for stomping in a bouncers face.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tom Rowland Podcast
How 2 Tuesday - How To Set Your Drag For Saltwater Gamefish Ft. Bouncer Smith

Tom Rowland Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2021 8:50


Bouncer gives some excellent advice including: Use a hand scale every time Point the rod directly at the scale and pull back until the drag slips at 20% of the breaking strength Use the scale to observe how the drag changes as your customers or friends pull on the line and bend the rod Practice so much that you can know exactly how hard the angler is pulling by the bend in the rod. WIN A FISHING VACATION AT HAWKS CAY! Click Here to Enter: http://tackledirect.tv If you have questions or suggestions for the show you can text Tom at 1 305-930-7346 This episode has been brought to you by Waypoint TV. Waypoint is the ultimate outdoor network featuring streaming of full-length fishing and hunting television shows, short films and instructional content, a social media network, Podcast Network. Waypoint is available on Roku, Samsung Smart TV, Amazon Fire TV, Apple TV, Chromecast, Android TV, IoS devices, Android Devices and at www.waypointtv.com all for FREE! Join the Waypoint Army by following them on Instagram at the following accounts @waypointtv @waypointfish @waypointsalt @waypointboating @waypointhunt @waypointoutdoorcollective Find over 150 full episodes of Saltwater Experience on Waypoint You can follow Tom Rowland on Instagram @tom_rowland and find all episodes and show notes at Tomrowlandpodcast.com Learn more about Tom's Television shows by visiting their websites: Saltwater Experience Into the Blue Sweetwater   Contact Tom through email: Podcast@saltwaterexperience.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Front Row Negative
I‘m Pisano Joe BAY BAY!

Front Row Negative

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2021 105:52


This week we are joined by Joe Pisano from the What's Wrong with Wrestling Podcast as we discuss wrestling, Godzilla and voice acting. We also gave opinions on how bad the WWE really is. So give it a listen and see what stuff we completely crash through this week that would make you want to play The Bouncer on PS2.   Follow us at: Instagram: @FrontRowNegative Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheFrontRowNegative Visit our store at: https://www.teepublic.com/user/dudemahn069   Check us out at CrossTheStreamsMedia.com for links to all of our social media (Twitter/Facebook/Instagram/Etc.). You can also listen to everyone of our episodes on the site as well as check out our Merch and leave us a review. Even more exciting is our new “Voicemail” feature. Go to our show page, click the mic icon in the bottom right corner and you can record a voicemail telling us how much you love us, or hate us, or what your favorite “very special episode” of a TV show, whatever you want to record and leave for us there. So CHECK THAT OUT! While you are there, check out some of our sister shows on the network as well. 3 Beers and a Mic, The Dan Aykroyd Podcast, Secondary Heros, The Dorksmen, The Burt Reynolds and Charles Bronson Podcast, Art of Bore, The STS Guys, Toy Rewind, Beering Ain't Easy and of course.....Bernapatite. Just skip Movie Gap, nobody likes Chase.   This and more all at Crossthestreamsmedia.com

Aaron Scene's After Party
BIG HORNY GUYS feat. @raulfacio & @pacochella

Aaron Scene's After Party

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2021 65:24


We are back with another episode and a brand new season! For episode 59 we got our boys Facio & Paco and we talk about his crazy afters at the Bristol house, their good times at Lost & Found and we play an all new game called “GUESS THAT BARTENDER.” Plus we catch up with Facio on his recent out of town shows, his new projects and his horny single life. And Paco takes off his shirt (hehe). Stream and subscribe and check out the full video up on my Onlyfans. Onlyfans.com/aaronscene

Front Row Negative
Transforming on an Open Highway

Front Row Negative

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2021 123:41


This week we are joined by Texas artist Juan Carlos Ramos as we discuss Transformers, freelance art gigs and other toys from the 80's. Chris was also driving as he was recording so that he wouldn't be late again. Aaron also gives a special tribute to wrestler Shannon "Daffney" Spruill at the end. So give it a listen and see what stuff we completely crash through this week that would make you want to play The Bouncer on PS2.   Follow us at: Instagram: @FrontRowNegative Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheFrontRowNegative Visit our store at: https://www.teepublic.com/user/dudemahn069   Check us out at CrossTheStreamsMedia.com for links to all of our social media (Twitter/Facebook/Instagram/Etc.). You can also listen to everyone of our episodes on the site as well as check out our Merch and leave us a review. Even more exciting is our new “Voicemail” feature. Go to our show page, click the mic icon in the bottom right corner and you can record a voicemail telling us how much you love us, or hate us, or what your favorite “very special episode” of a TV show, whatever you want to record and leave for us there. So CHECK THAT OUT! While you are there, check out some of our sister shows on the network as well. 3 Beers and a Mic, The Dan Aykroyd Podcast, Secondary Heros, The Dorksmen, The Burt Reynolds and Charles Bronson Podcast, Art of Bore, The STS Guys, Toy Rewind, Beering Ain't Easy and of course.....Bernapatite. Just skip Movie Gap, nobody likes Chase.   This and more all at Crossthestreamsmedia.com

The 'X' Zone Broadcast Network
Rob McConnell Interviews - Philip Siracusa - From Being A Mafia Bouncer to The Horsefly Chronicles

The 'X' Zone Broadcast Network

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2021 45:25


Phil Siracusa is the author of the book entitled, "The Horsefly Chronicles". He was born in 1967 in Staten Island, New York. He grew up in a household of eight. Phil's adventure with the Mafia began when he became a bouncer at a couple of local bars in his hometown. When they got word of his gift, they asked him for guidance from the other side. Phil ventured into bodybuilding and owned several fitness centers throughout his career. In 1999 he married his wife Julia, has four boys, and resides in Easton, Pennsylvania. He currently works in sales within the telecommunications industry. What makes this story so interesting and unique is that Phil was born with a spiritual attachment that followed him through an open portal. This spiritual entity remains with him to this day. ****************************************************************** To listen to all our XZBN shows, with our compliments go to: https://www.spreaker.com/user/xzoneradiotv *** AND NOW *** The ‘X' Zone TV Channel on SimulTV - www.simultv.com The ‘X' Chronicles Newspaper - www.xchroniclesnewpaper.com

Front Row Negative
CM Punk Summer Slam-ba-lam

Front Row Negative

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2021 123:50


This week we are joined once again by Hostage Hirsch as we discuss the big wrestling weekend that was Summer Slam. We also discuss CM Punk, terrible WWE writing, some movies and why wrestling show are great. So give it a listen and see what stuff we completely crash through this week that would make you want to play The Bouncer on PS2.   Follow us at: Instagram: @FrontRowNegative Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheFrontRowNegative Visit our store at: https://www.teepublic.com/user/dudemahn069   Check us out at CrossTheStreamsMedia.com for links to all of our social media (Twitter/Facebook/Instagram/Etc.). You can also listen to everyone of our episodes on the site as well as check out our Merch and leave us a review. Even more exciting is our new “Voicemail” feature. Go to our show page, click the mic icon in the bottom right corner and you can record a voicemail telling us how much you love us, or hate us, or what your favorite “very special episode” of a TV show, whatever you want to record and leave for us there. So CHECK THAT OUT! While you are there, check out some of our sister shows on the network as well. 3 Beers and a Mic, The Dan Aykroyd Podcast, Secondary Heros, The Dorksmen, The Burt Reynolds and Charles Bronson Podcast, Art of Bore, The STS Guys, Toy Rewind, Beering Ain't Easy and of course.....Bernapatite. Just skip Movie Gap, nobody likes Chase.   This and more all at Crossthestreamsmedia.com

Killed by Desk
47 Kenny Lush – Pro Wrestler / Bouncer / Green Roofer ( Daggermouth / Rest Easy)

Killed by Desk

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2021 72:29


In this episode Kenny Lush introduces us to the world of independent wrestling. In addition to his work as a bouncer and a green roofer, Kenny has juggled touring as a wrestler and a musician for the last two decades. In this jam-packed episode we talk about touring Japan as a wrestler, the appropriate time to ‘blade' yourself during a show/match, why Gilman Street should host wrestling matches, how Charlie thinks greenery on a roof is for the elites and so much more. Kenny is a quintessential kind and friendly Canadian the whole time, even if he could definitely kick all of our asses. Check it out! For Full Length Episodes And Merchandise Go To https://www.patreon.com/killedbydesk Follow: Killed By Desk Insta: @killedbydeskpodcast Twitter: @killedbydesk Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/killedbydesk LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/company/killedbydesk Links: Kenny Lush https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjL3RMTw46A https://prowrestling.fandom.com/wiki/Kenny_Lush https://www.discogs.com/artist/6332617-Kenny-Lush Thanks Tony https://razorcake.org/interview-with-fest-founder-tony-weinbender-by-nighthawk/ Green Roofs https://www.epa.gov/heatislands/using-green-roofs-reduce-heat-islands See Saws / Teeter Totters https://nypost.com/2016/12/12/the-feds-are-killing-off-seesaws-now/ http://www.urbanresidue.com/urban_planning/playground_warning_sign.html Charlie's Roof https://youtu.be/El5dcMII4QI?t=72 Play Skully https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsnqQeHYVXE Chief Jay Strongbow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJi-Ayi7K7A Wrestlemania https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoVRPc3L-yU Piper's Pit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mlYxS5rOAw Diamond Timothy Flowers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92x6X55b7q0 Gorgeous Michelle Star https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s_do_DWEpU Paul Lazenby and Rocket Randy Tyler https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rJ4fuiazHg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAS7z_nmJhs Peanut Butter Falcon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNl9RqjLCwc (Not) Peanut Butter Solution https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f168BiHXNYo Yoshihiro Tajiri https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0WLLd09i9U Billy Bass Wolf Smashes Guitar - Forgets audience isn't there https://youtu.be/bz1bFArokCY?t=488 Wrestling Terms https://prowrestlingnewshub.com/extra/pro-wrestling-terms/ Hulk Hogan plays bass https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ9_JCn5KMM The Wrestling Album https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlCi9Yr_RyQ&list=PLKfCbyMyyIb-6jdGnmfJ65LUUyR3XBSre https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWYX6FSkuaY I meant Bonnie Tyler not Bonnie Rait https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcOxhH8N3Bo Hell in a cell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lm9PBhDcZ04 Blassie https://youtu.be/vBOX-qRKTfE?t=131 Nasty Savage https://youtu.be/Ds0lr71PJNI?t=1495 Fest Wrestling https://photos.app.goo.gl/7288NKXzKSrYZMLx8 Joey Shithead https://www.brooklynvegan.com/d-o-a-frontman-turned-politician-joey-shithead-keithley-subject-of-new-documentary/

Crystal's Nightcap
I GOT IN A FIGHT WITH A BOUNCER

Crystal's Nightcap

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2021 50:54


In tonight's episode of Crystal's Nightcap I spent $5,000 on my mom, I got in a fight with a bouncer, I found a new side hustle, I'm back on dating apps, and MORE!

We Met At Acme
WTF Is Acme And How Do I Get In? ft. Frankie The Bouncer

We Met At Acme

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2021 49:34


In this episode, I am virtually joined by the man behind the hardest door in town, Frankie Carattini. We discuss how he went from coat check to bouncer, the history of Acme, how to get in, the craziest things he's witnessed, his obsession with the Olsen Twins, how to keep the momentum going when out in NYC, how to cut the line, and more. This episode starts with a solo where I discuss How to be respectful in disagreements w partner, taking someone back after drunk cheating, the viral tiktok about men who don't touch you on the first date, how to not take someone's mood personally and let it affect your day, and how Saturn return affects your life.   Find your COVID19 vaccine location at www.vaccines.gov  www.Functionofbeauty.com/ACME for 20% off your order www.Dipseastories.com/ACME for your extended free 30-day trial www.Dailyharvest.com with code ACME for $25 off your first box   Produced by Dear Media

Aaron Scene's After Party
Double Dippin' Chips feat. @magicxxleo & @crazyylegzzxnick

Aaron Scene's After Party

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2021 63:45


The season 2 finale is finally here and we got our boys Leo & Nick, a couple of New Mexico horny boys at this After Party. We also have our boy @Louis.lit cohosting and we share our horny stories, 3 AM horny stories and Leo shares his chola after party experience. Plus Nick shares his girl troubles with the boys. Catch the full video on my Onlyfans and follow us on socials @AaronScene & @ThousandGramsClub! Onlyfans.com/aaronscene

No Outlet
20 Questions with Dr. Jeff Slater Author of "Boxer, Bouncer and now a Doctor"

No Outlet

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2021 34:48


It is another FIRST on the No Outlet Podcast...an actual Doctor! However...he is not just any Doctor; he is Dr. Jeff Slater the author of "Boxer, Bouncer and now a Doctor". The autobiography chronicles his amazing life story starting on the mean streets of Burnley UK where he physically transformed himself by learning how to box to defend himself against bullies. With a new-found ability of fighting, he became an in-demand bouncer all throughout Australia and the UK. He realized, however, that he needed to exercise his mind as well as his body and was soon back in the UK getting his doctorate. Folks...Determination, Hard Work and Self Belief are what this guy is all about and those are characteristics worth celebrating! Dr. Slater was kind enough to spend some time with us and was a total sport with all 20 questions! We discussed the best type of wine to pair with steak, UFOs, the proper way to pronounce Aluminum, Smokin' Joe Frazier, and the parallels of his story with that of Gary Webb's among several other topics. Highly recommend his book and I hope you enjoy this conversation as much as I did!

Rants with Riv
#17: Greatest Bouncer Ever

Rants with Riv

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2021 21:10


I went to Charleston for a weekend.

Aaron Scene's After Party
Lindsey From Onlyfans?! Feat. @badgirlindsey

Aaron Scene's After Party

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2021 60:07


Our girl Lindsey is back for round three of the After Party! For episode 57 she gives us some insight to her infamous Onlyfans, tells us about her gross shower story, names her favorite pornstars and of course she spills the tea about the threesome at casa de Ace Sinatra. Plus Mark takes a Matt Damon one time for the Truth or Dare. Catch all the video action over on my Onlyfans and follow me on socials @AaronScene! Onlyfans.com/aaronscene

Bent
Ep. 50: Bottom Bouncer Of Death

Bent

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2021 70:13


This week, we: dig through our ancient first aid kit to find a Band Aid and a raise for an underpaid shark jumper, use good judgement to stop a walleye angler from hemorrhaging over a pike, remove foreign objects from the brain of Tom Rosenbauer, and give a dirty river a clean bill of sturgeon health. Connect with Joe, Miles, and MeatEater Joe and Miles on Instagram MeatEater on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and Youtube Shop MeatEater Merch Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

Aaron Scene's After Party
Spiritual Girl Summer feat. @kaylaelick & @millielpr

Aaron Scene's After Party

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2021 72:51


Aaron Scene's After Party
Thing 1 & Thing 2 feat. @ballislifebro

Aaron Scene's After Party

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2021 57:57


Real Ass Podcast
DCXCVI. Butt Mitzvah (Jim Florentine & Robbie Bernstein)

Real Ass Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2021 87:36


Jim Florentine and Robbie Bernstein join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss what it would be like if Luis and Shannon Freaky Friday'd, Walmart using the n-word in a customer email blast, zombie sex-crazed cicadas, the woman who fell off a roof during a party, Mind Meld between Jim and Robbie, a Florida high school altering yearbook photos to conceal female students' cleavage, Luis working as a bouncer, crowd surfing, being successful at catcalling, Elliot Page's first topless photo post surgery, sex accidents, monkey attacks and so much more!(Air date: May 26th, 2021)Support our sponsors!BreatheFum.com - Use promo code: RAP for 10% off your order!Stamps.com - Use promo code: RAP to get your 4-week trial plus FREE postage AND digital scale!Contact the show at RealAssOfficial@gmail.com!Real Ass Podcast merchandise is available at https://podcastmerch.com/collections/real-ass-podcastYou can watch Real Ass Podcast LIVE for FREE every Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 11am ET at GaSDigitalNetwork.com/LIVEOnce you're there you can sign up at GaSDigitalNetwork.com with promo code: RAP for a 7-day FREE trial with access to every Real Ass Podcast show ever recorded! On top of that you'll also have the same access to ALL the shows that GaS Digital Network has to offer!Follow the whole show on social media!Jim FlorentineTwitter: https://twitter.com/mrjimflorentineInstagram: https://instagram.com/jimflorentineRobbie BernsteinTwitter: https://twitter.com/robbiethefireInstagram: https://instagram.com/robbiethefireAudio Series: https://www.theblackcaptain.comLuis J. GomezTwitter: https://twitter.com/luisjgomezInstagram: https://instagram.com/gomezcomedyYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/LuisJGomezComedyTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/prrattlesnakeWebsite: https://www.luisofskanks.comZac AmicoInstagram: https://instagram.com/zacisnotfunnyGaS Digital NetworkTwitter: https://twitter.com/gasdigitalInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/gasdigital/