Disorderly Blondes Autism Podcast

Send us a textThese autism moms have been nominated as “most likely to run away from home,” and they're here to weigh in on the issues their constituents (aka their kids) care about most. From hot debates over the best paper towel sizes to the campaign for autism job market improvements and even a motion to impeach a Real Housewives cast member, no topic is off the ballot! So grab your voting stickers and cast your vote for DISORDERLY BLONDES—where every laugh counts!Listen here or on any major podcast platform. ABOUT USBefore our serendipitous meeting in school car line hell a decade ago we SoFla rubias and accidental autism moms had no idea we were living parallel vidas locas. Together, we're kicking butt and taking names with a little help from sunshine, wine, and #framily time. Does our bleach weaken our wit? Over our tanned bodies!MEET KRISTIBlessed with blonde wisps at birth (now maintained at a cost undisclosed to her husband), Kristi's mane role is mama to two additional golden-haired beauties- one who just so happens to have autism. Born in the 305, raised in the 954, and training boys to be men in the 561, Kristi has proven not even Dave Barry can chase her from a Florida state-of-mind. In her infinite amount of spare time (insert maniacal laugh) she pours what's left of her Vitamin D induced energy into Puzzle Peace Now, a non-profit she founded in 2009.  Finally, Kristi splits her ends between enjoying quality days in the sun with husband Tim and basking in the glow of her 16-year friendship with bestie Brenda.MEET BRENDACuban born, Miami & Hialeah raised, and current Broward County resident (but still 305 all day), Brenda is Dylan (Autism Spectrum Disorder) and Oliver's (CHRNA7 duplication + Hypotonia + epilepsy + scoliosis) mami. In 2007, blogging about her life as a mom of two special needs kids as ASD QUEEN BEE was cheaper than therapy became a creative and therapeutic outlet. Six years later, she developed THE WHET PALETTE, a blog discussing her passion for food, wine, and travel. Brenda's journey also includes an extensive background in interior design and dance. The perfect next step? Podcasting! Her colorful palette wouldn't be complete without her husband Lawrence's support and endless belly-laughs with the other rubia, Kristi.Support the show

Real Housewives of Miami? More like RHOASD. We South Florida moms are back with plenty of updates, laughs, and endless banter. Pero también some clever use of mouth tape. Que? Listen at the link above and on all major platforms:AppleSpotifyiHeartradioAudibleVisit the rubias on their other media: InstagramTwitterYouTubeTikTokFacebookHave something to say? Want to advertise your business on the podcast? Dale! disorderlyblondes@gmail.comSupport the show

In this episode, the Blondes drop more F-bombs than turds in a Disney Cruise Line pool. "Seize" the day and join Brenda and Kristi as they navigate boatloads of autism parenting fun. Listen at the link above and on all major platforms:AppleSpotifyiHeartradioAudibleVisit the rubias on their other media: InstagramTwitterYouTubeTikTokFacebookHave something to say? Dale! disorderlyblondes@gmail.comSupport the show

We, autism moms, have had quite a year of ups and downs. Listen in as we reunite on this tell-all update episode. Fear not, the squirrels and laughter are back for an all-around rockin' good time...as usual. Follow us on all the things:WEBSITEInstagramTwitterFacebookYouTubeWant to sponsor an episode or two? Let's chat: disorderlyblondes@gmail.com Support the show

The Papis are baaaaaaack and hosting our 50th episode! For the 3rd year in a row the disorderly autism dads

Join the hosts of the Disorderly Blondes as they dish on some of the memorable blonde moments of their SUPER popular autism parent podcast. They laugh; they cry (from laughing). Brenda & Kristi toast their favorite guests of the past four seasons and roast their own podcasting (and autism parenting) skills alike. Want more inside scoop and early release on all episodes?  Then join us as a PATRON on PATREON. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/disorderlyblondes)

Piano lessons as autism therapy is sheet music to Board Certified Behavior Analyst Mary-Debra Pawloski's ears. Her techniques strike a chord in her students as a symphony of results play up positive behaviors. B sharp and tune in as Miss Mary explains the key reasons piano evokes a concert of skills.  She is a (blonde) natural. For the ultimate VIP Disorderly Blondes podcast experience, join our PATREON channel! Exclusive perks and behind the scenes scoop! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/disorderlyblondes)

Professional listeners they are not, but listen in as autism moms Brenda and Kristi presume they are competent to dish on their sons' latest adventures. Whether it's graduating, partying, modeling, sporting, or equation solving, the blondes know who is doing all the pant-wearing: dem boyz. Support the show (http://www.paypal.me/disorderlyblondes )

Autism advocate and comic lover Thomas A. McKean does not consider autism a superpower. Still, armed with his brilliant, open mind he pens a voice of reason amongst a universe of controversy. Thomas is “puzzled” by the epic autism battles other “advocates” choose. His story is a rare edition and his page-turning adventures prove the good advocates always win. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/disorderlyblondes)

Jill Escher is the president of the National Council on Severe Autism and has prepared a strong message for the world: every autism parent is in a state of panic, and the “unaffected,” should be too. Yes, could this mean you. “Severe” or “not-so-pretty” autism voices demand a place at the table, and no noisy, lame attempt to shame the advocates over semantics will “cancel” the grim statistics. Severe autism is coming for all of us, actually. It's time to listen.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/disorderlyblondes)

Autism dad, author, and activist J.B. Handley gets RAW as he raps with us about his new book Underestimated, An Autism Miracle. His lyrical journey into unlocking his non-speaker son Jamie's voice using Spelling to Communicate (S2C) has we homies channeling Tupac.  East Coast-West Coast rivalries aside, listen in and get inspired by Changes. “Things will never be the same” for his notoriously strong kiddo, and maybe yours too.   Visit UsSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/disorderlyblondes)

Fresh off an out-of-this-world vacay that had our heads in the clouds, we South Florida autism moms live to tell the tale of two close encounters that had us running for the (Texas) hillside. Unfortunately, rejected by the Mothership, it's back to our special needs reality featuring cases of senioritis, sucky sports, swimming and splashing, and of course, (a SUPER spreader amount of) sass. Want more blonde adventures? Visit our Patreon group for EXTRA content!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/disorderlyblondes)

Yes, you read right! The blondes hosted a live podcast and invited some of their parent listeners to experience the recording process and try to get a word in! Challenging!Tune in to catch up with the blondes' latest escapades, and their guest "co-hosts" musings on autism. The result? A beautiful night of sharing and bonding like only ASD families can. Everyone together: aaaaawwwww! Visit us on all of our social media. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/disorderlyblondes)

The South Florida Blondes will never admit 2021 means 2020 "won," for they closed the deal on autism guardianship and "seized" the day with CBD treatments. Two fab magazine features have them hoping '21 may just bring back the fun, just ask Rick Desantis. Listen and read along! Visit us, we want to hear from you! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/disorderlyblondes)

Julie Hornok wears many capes: she is an autism mom, author, speaker, advocate, cheerleader, and the strongest ally any mom of a newly diagnosed special needs child could ever ask for. She used her superpowers to mightily pen United in autism, Finding Strength Inside the Spectrum, and is now saving the planet one autism mom at a time with Labeled and Loved- an arsenal of lifelines meant to help us soldier on with a smile. Armed with a shield of wit, warmth, and welcome, Julie uses her superhuman strengths to create a marvelous autism mom universe. Remember to please join our private  Facebook Parent Support Group and fan account via  PATREON for perks and additional INSIDER content!  Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/disorderlyblondes)

Board Certified Pediatrician Dr. Berger treats autism, ADD, ADHD, and immune disregulation disorders at his Tampa, Florida based Wholistic Pediatrics and Family Care. Learn how he approaches each patient's plan of holistic primary care from the inside out, utilizing nutritional and detoxification therapies and the prescribing of CBD and medical marijuana. Ready to tackle your special needs child's symptoms in a WHOLE new way? Dr. Berger will turn you into a beLEAFer!For ALL things Disorderly Blondes (additional episodes, show notes, social media links, Patreon parent group and more), check out our links HERESupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/disorderlyblondes)

They're baaaaack! The Disorderly autism dads commiserate over their most trying case of 2020 (the crummy, complicated Covid-19), while clutching cups of coquito.  Catch their colorful commentary concerning their boys' conditions, the courts, camps, college, companions, and the challenges many special needs dads confront (complete with cursing, coño!).Want more Disorderly Blondes? Check out their social media HERE, and visit them on PATREON. www.disorderlyblondes.com--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/disorderlyblondes/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/disorderlyblondes/supportSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/disorderlyblondes)

The blondes discuss how they are able to place a (Spanish) accent on "lo positivo" in light of the fact that #2020problems, on top of #autismproblems feel SUPER heavy. Listen as they sip and share their thoughts on some tough autism parenting topics, and toast to coming out on the other side. Everyone is hurting right now.www.disorderlyblondes.comSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/disorderlyblondes)

The Disorderly Blondes bring order to center court (and tone down their normal "racket") to interview founder of adaptive tennis program Lisa Pugliese-LaCroix. There is no match for the "A" game her program, Love Serving Autism, brings to special needs individuals. This tennis pro turned SLP champions local families who would feel sidelined without her love of giving everyone a shot at sports success.You just got served!Visit us at DISORDERLYBLONDES DOT COMSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/disorderlyblondes)

We, autism moms, are completely punch drunk over school stresses, seizures, shade, scrubbing, sanitizing, sports bras, and seltzer. Cheers to all the special needs parents who have the stomach for education on Covid. For those who do not, we have a drink for that too!Back to school, here we go! www.disorderlyblondes.com Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/disorderlyblondes)

Join a blonde threesome as we interview autism mom, author, and fellow podcaster Laurie Hellmann. She just launched her first book: Welcome to My Life, A Personal Parenting Journey Through Autism. Laurie's memoir is a raw, real, heart-wrenching glimpse into the day-to-day struggles caregivers of severely autistic individuals face. She champions her special needs teenager Skyler and his typical sibling like a pro with the help of ingenuity, a few great dance moves, and tons of love.www.disorderlyblondes.comSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/disorderlyblondes)

Join the South Florida blondes for another unscripted, uproariously funny update to which only super autism moms (and masochists) can relate. Quarantine life may have cramped special needs schooling, birthdays, graduations, and vacays, but certainly not their style!A few spectrum squirrels also sound off, but in the words of the fabulous Walter Mercado, "I never rehearse to be myself." Listen to this top podcast, laugh with abandon, and relate "con mucho, mucho amor!Podcast available on all major platforms.www.disorderlyblondes.comJoin the #DisorderlyTribe on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Pinterest.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/disorderlyblondes)

South Florida moms, Kristi and Brenda, candidly discuss MOTHERHOOD & AUTISM while balancing heels and cocktails on this podcast. Never a dull moment. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/disorderlyblondes)

It seems inconceivable to shed any light on the murder of Alejandro Ripley. His is an extreme case, a victim of the unimaginable. This episode is for our Autism Spectrum Disorder community and anyone who wants to learn more about the possible "WHYS" and the plea for "WHAT NEXT?" Read More

It seems inconceivable to shed any light on the murder of Alejandro Ripley. His is an extreme case, a victim of the unimaginable. This episode is for our Autism Spectrum Disorder community and anyone who wants to learn more about the possible "WHYS" and the plea for "WHAT NEXT?"#Miami#autism#autismspectrum#autismsupport#autismreality#autismfamily#autism911 Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/disorderlyblondes)

Meet Kristi's son, Jackson, younger sibling to autistic brother J.R.Through laughter and a few muffled tears, Jackson reveals his thoughts about his brother's autism spectrum disorder, as much as a teenage boy is willing to admit to this autism mom. ---------------------------------------------------------------------South Florida rubias, Brenda and Kristi, candidly discuss MOTHERHOOD & AUTISM on their podcast while balancing heels and cocktails. Click to find out more. Thank you for your support.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/disorderlyblondes)

Life as South Florida moms (and one cool aunt) of teens on the AUTISM spectrum.Keeping it real, as usual. VISIT USWRITE US:  disorderlyblondes@gmail.com Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/disorderlyblondes)

Okay fine, these autism moms are a little less blonde these days but very little can be done to quarantine our mouths. Sorry not sorry!Just listen along as we record our podcast remotely for the very first time. The added benefit: no dark roots nor hanging lashes to see! We're checking in with our special needs families, and updating our #disorderlytribe on our homeschooling successes (bwahahahahaha- gotcha!). Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/disorderlyblondes)

PART 2 of The Friendship CaféThe South Florida blondes met with Elizabeth Camp recently. She introduced them to some of the inspiring young adults she serves, and how satisfied they are with her recipe for (their) success!This time, listen to the F•R•I•E•N•D• S share all about their experience. Meet Jennifer, Cameron, Billy, Jesse, Nikol, and Mikey. They'll be there for you! Visit them and spread the word! Missed an episode? Catch up on your favorite podcast platform or on our website. #autism#autismpodcast#specialneeds#womenpodcasters#TheFriendshipCafe#specialneedsemployment#autismawarenessSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/disorderlyblondes)

Meet Elizabeth Camp, the special needs whisperer with a loud and persistent advocating voice. She dishes up a delicious plate of support training adults with disabilities in both job and life skills at Fort Lauderdale's new Friendship Café. She's welcome at our table any time!Remember to check back for PART 2 coming up next week! Hear from some of the young adults she serves, and how satisfied they are with her recipe for (their) success! Remember to please visit us on Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter for additional content.Check out our website www.disorderlyblondes.com for the corresponding episode SHOW NOTES. Also leave us a review on iTunes or Facebook. Listen and share! It's the best way to reach as many families as possible. We are SO grateful for your continued support. #autism#autismawareness#specialneeds#specialneedsadults#FortLauderdale#BrowardCounty#autismpodcast#autismfamilySupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/disorderlyblondes)

Guest Alexandra Zadak of This Is Improv speaks off the cuff about the benefits of improvisation for individuals with high-functioning autism. May she break a leg as the clever South Florida ad-lib queens of The Disorderly Blondes Autism Podcast wing-it through their first episode of Season 3! Also starring squirrels. Okay, just one squirrel.  She gets around.#autismawareness#autismsupport#SouthFloridamom#autismfamily#autismpodcastSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/disorderlyblondes)

Like a gift you JUST found as you packed up your Christmas decor, the Disorderly Blondes Autism Podcast presents ... a BONUS EPISODE! The wrap may be a bit wrinkled, but our gift of autism mom gab just keeps on giving. Join us as we emerge from the holi-daze and discuss the moments of tears, laughter, and blazin' firefighters (yeah, really) that made up our holiday season. A SUPER shoutout to the following special friends who made our Autism Bites: MOM HOLIDAY BRUNCH so amazing! La Fresa Francesa BistroAllyson Fortney PhotographySharon Avalon of Fun Wine & Fifo USAGypsy BachillerEileen Castro of Rodan & FieldsRaquel Cincini of Touchstone CrystalAshley Dallas of Elixinol CBDKristi Davis of NorwexAmy DelgadoMarta Gonzalez of Krista-Marie Touch of LoveMelissa Howard of Royal Pest & Termite, Inc.J & J Real EstateAstra Torre Family of Tower Pest ControlSusan OstroffPuzzle Peace NowScalemen of Florida, Inc.ScentsAbility CandlesSamantha Schnurr of Goodman Jewish Family Servicesof BrowardRebecca Spennato of Michelle Marie SalonVicky Bakery in Pembroke PinesCity of Hialeah Fire DepartmentI MEAN, HOW LUCKY ARE WE? Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/disorderlyblondes)

Move over Father Christmas. The Papis are baaaaack and SLEIGHed it as they interviewed a couple of festive, disorderly, blonde autism moms. There's snow way around BELIEVING the Disorderly Blondes' season finale will deliver joy (and perhaps a few tears) to every podcast listening girl and boy!Will these South Florida autism dads remain on the naughty list or did they prepare their own Santa "clause"? Turn those carols off and tune IN to find out if we should all be singing the praises of papis or gifting them coal.www.disorderlyblondes.comSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/disorderlyblondes)

Dr. Jennie Troccio is an autism educator, consultant, DIR/Floortime provider, and founder of PLAY. She teaches the South Florida blondes that kicking off one's heels can be the key to reaching children AND families dealing with autism.www.disorderlyblondes.comSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/disorderlyblondes)

South Florida's Disorderly Blondes Autism Podcast, by hosts Kristi and Brenda, features guest Jason Miletsky of Exceptional Fitness Foundation. This charitable organization is committed to providing unique fitness, exercise, recreation, social,and safety programs to individuals of all ages and abilities in a fun, safe, and natural environment. To the tune of Olivia Newton John's LET'S GET PHYSICAL:The blondes are sayin' all the things that they know you'll like,Makin' SUPER good conversation.They gotta handle their latest guest just right,You know what I meaaaaan.Let's get physical, physical.They wanna get physical (not really)Let's get into physical...They'll let you hear Jason talk*,Jason Miletsky talk.*boy can Jason TALK (and he's speaking our language).FOR ADDITIONAL FOOTAGE, CHECK OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL FOR THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE (COMPLETE WITH OLIVIA THEMED WORKOUT "GEAR" AND ALL). Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/disorderlyblondes)

On this episode, the blondes are "FALL"ing back, and ironically it's rosé that helps their footing as they reflect upon homecoming, influencing, base running, and (sticker) swapping. Also, they see unicorns. Can this all be accomplished by remaining #onbrand? You'll have to listen to find out! Mentions:Autism Bites Supper ClubThe Miami Lakes Mayor's GalaUnicorn Children's FoundationLisa Frank (yes, the stickers)La Fresa FrancesaVanilla IceTiffany Child PhotographyYsela HeimLucy Lopezwww.disorderlyblondes.comSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/disorderlyblondes)

Dr. Julia Harper delivers H.O.P.E. to families willing to look beyond autism symptoms and make the "smart" move toward her brain-based therapy model. Dr. Harper's Therapeeds Family Center, located in Davie, Florida, is an enviable space buzzing with bass (yes, she's all about that bass) commitment, and evidence-based, hard-a** work with children, young adults, and beyond. Mentions: grandparents, Cuban abuelas, Miami bass, Coca-ColaSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/disorderlyblondes)

Prepárence for our scariest episode yet. Poltergeists aside, blonde screams are 100% audible.  Tune in to hear us conjure Halloween horror tales from the crypt while unearthing enough survival tips to make your ears bleed. Have no fear though- no listeners will be left behind to check the basement alone! Que horror!To the tune of Michael Jackson's THRILLER 'Cause we say trico Trico tri And no one's gonna save you From the bruja about to strike You know it's all tricos En el jalowin night

She works hard for her money, so hard for it honey! She works hard for her money so she'd better treat her (will, trustee, guardian, assets, and dependent child) RIGHT! Estate planning is MUY IMPORTANTE, but where does a special needs parent even start? Hint: we have special financial planning needs!Enter Douglas Vogel, Special Needs Estate Planner and special needs PARENT. If he can break the process down so the blondes can understand, then anyone* can. *a basic knowledge of geometry is helpful but not requiredMentions: Gold Diggers, Kanye, sisters-in-law Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/disorderlyblondes)

The Disorderly Blondes' lives are a whirlwind! Add a hurricane, a call to 911, school blues, math problems, a new puppy, and what do you get? You guessed it: squirrels! Just TRY to follow along this update as the South Florida blondes share what's up (and what blows!).Mentions: squirrels, Autism on the Seas, United in Autism, Town of Miami Lakes, Autism Bites Supper Club, algebra, and the lies we tell.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/disorderlyblondes)

Maria Jacobo is the lead voice at Help Adults with Autism Perform and Excel located in Weston, Florida and is a SUPER tuned in mom to an adult

Much like the Jonas Brothers' smash summer hit, lately the blondes have been feelin' so COOL.Their kids are back to school. They're stoked about their Season 2 debut. But OOH, they still have to get to the dreaded carpool.Dammit, they WERE feelin' so cool, cool, cool, cool (they're fools).Listen to alllll the foolishness as the blondes recap their South Florida days of summer and kick their boys to the school curb. It's back to pencils, back to books, back to podcasts and autism too. Oh, wait. WEBSITE INSTAGRAMTWITTERFACEBOOKSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/disorderlyblondes)

Catch up with what the South Florida Disorderly Blondes (Autism Podcast) have been up to, and if you want an even

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We have more daddy issues than Vanidades.What happens when you put two autism dads who couldn't be more different in the same room with two rubias and a bottle of bubbly? You laugh. You cry. You meet the Disorderly Blondes' sugar daddies, better known as the husbands. These papas don't preach, but their perspectives on all things autism had even the blondes at a loss for words. As if! The dads tackle the tough questions, including Where are you taking us to dinner? and offer advice to others in their “man-cletas.”Ready? Set? Dale!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/disorderlyblondes)

We have more daddy issues than Vanidades. What happens when you put two autism dads who couldn't be more different in the same room with two rubias and a bottle (or more) of bubbly? You laugh. You cry. You meet the South Florida Disorderly Blondes' sugar daddies, better known as the husbands. These papas don't preach, but their perspectives on all things autism had even the blondes at a loss for words. As if! The dads tackle the tough questions, and offer advice to others in their "man-cletas." Ready? Set? Dale! Read More

MOOve over autism awareness (such a MOOt conversation!). Have you not HERD?The Town of Miami Lakes is lassoing its best and brightest, corralling MOOcho effort into “branding” itself a model, autism-friendly town. Steered by rare breeds Mayor Manny Cid and Councilmembers Marilyn Ruano & Luis Collazo, the “range” of this town's plan will make special needs families feel right at home: no bull!Support the show

MOOve over autism awareness (such a MOOt conversation!). Have you not HERD? The Town of Miami Lakes is lassoing its best and brightest, corralling MOOcho effort into "branding" itself a model, autism-friendly town. Steered by rare breeds Mayor Manny Cid and Councilmembers Marilyn Ruano & Luis Collazo, the "range" of this town's plan will make special needs families feel right at home: no bull! Read More

In their efforts to keep things REAL (thanks to genius colorists), the Disorderly Blondes are literallllly on the edge of their salon chairs with excitement to invite you to experience VIRTUAL REALITY. VR applications for special needs individuals are endless, from lessons in safety to anxiety reduction to pure fun. Step aside, social stories!Listen to the blondes interview Dr. Toby Honsberger, EdD, BCBA-D and conveniently rubio executive director of The Learning Academy at The Els Center of Excellence. Dr. Toby is an expert on the topic of autism and safety, and after meeting the DB it's safe to say he'll soon be a connoisseur of all things Miami (do you hear that, Pitbull?).Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/disorderlyblondes)

Listen to the blondes interview Dr. Toby Honsberger, EdD, BCBA-D and conveniently rubio executive director of The Learning Academy at The Els Center of Excellence. Dr. Toby is an expert on the topic of autism and safety, and after meeting the DB it’s safe to say he’ll soon be a connoisseur of all things Miami. Read More

When our day bites When the bleach stings When our hair looks bad We simply remember our favorite things And then we don't feel so HADMove over Oprah (and certainly Ariana Grande, pfft), cuz we'll splurge on (and happily share) anything that makes our kids' lives (okay who are we kidding?)- OUR LIVES easier!Shout out to Ariana tho, cuz we don't mean to brag, but we be like, “Put in in the bag,” when it comes to sanity products we feature in this season's Favorite Things episode. Also:Our ideas are priceless, we know we're the nicestWe knew you would like this, we must be psychicYou want it, we got it, you want it, we got it (yeah)Thank you, next [but listen, share, shop, repeat]!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/disorderlyblondes)