Episodes - theDAMNcast

Well, here it is folks, the very last episode of theDAMNcast. This is the part of the write up where I give you a few of the topics that we covered during the show, but I am not going to do that this time. Just listen and find out, or don't, I really don't give a fuck anymore (we reminisce a lot). We do talk to former theDAMNcaster, George, for about an hour and a half. Also, there are various bits and whatnot strewn throughout this final episode of theDAMNcast. Bye.

Hello and welcome to another fucking show. Topics include: Coronavirus (and all that goes with it), Sweatpants (wearing them in public is definitely a life choice) and we reminisce (again) about the Rave days of our youth. All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast!

This is the End (possibly) my friends. Yes, my little theDAMNcasters, and then there were two. Joe has quit the show, and Curtis and Marty are tinkering with the idea of closing up shop. It's been a good run, but were not dead yet, and this will not be the last show... we're pretty sure. Goodbye (maybe) and thanks for all the Likes (not really). Anyway, we talk Covid 19 and other depressing shit. Bye Bye

Hello and welcome to this weeks show, topics include: Movies (Best Tom Hanks/Richard Pryor/Robin Williams movies, it's really a shame they were never in a movie together), living in the town you grew up in (there are few perks) and Coronavirus/Corona beer (People are stupid). Also, what elderly woman would you fuck (Joe chooses power over looks)? All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this weeks episode. Topics include: there's a new moon (lets blow this one up), Coronavirus (Mike Pence is in charge, so we feel super safe now) and to end the show we go lower than we ever have before (sometimes we surprise ourselves with how BIG of assholes we can be). All that and so much more on this weeks terrible fucking show.

Hello and welcome to this weeks show. This weeks episode is heavily Pop Cultural... like more than usual, I feel. Topics range from Batman to Unions. It's a bit of a clusterfuck, but... aren't they all.

Hello and welcome to this weeks show, topics include: the Superbowl halftime show (millions of Karen's are pissed off), Politics (yes, again) and SPORTS (back after popular demand?)! All that and so much more on the first show of February (umm, it’s the 17th, we were all very sick motherfuckers) of season number 7, of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this weeks show, topics include: Coronavirus (Marty questions the effectiveness of surgical masks) Trump (I hate that we talk about this FUCKSTICK so much) and the Federal minimum wage (Marty hates poor people lol). Also, week 2 of the BIG FAT FUCK weight loss challenge (Marty is the least fattest). All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this weeks show. Topics include: Baker Mayfield is fat (not PHAT fat, just FAT fat), Noah Kalina took a picture of himself everyday for 20 years and the results are interesting (he did NOT age well) and was Wilford Brimley ever young (the answer is no)? Plus, Marty asks the question "how many times do you guys shit in a day" (we ask the DAMN questions we know you want the DAMN answers to). All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to the first show of 2020! Topics include: Elton John is overrated (we all think so), Australia (it's on fire) and Curtis recites all the presidential candidates since he's been alive (albeit poorly). All that and so much more on the first episode of Season 7, of theDAMNcast (I would write more, but I'm posting this close to midnight and I have to wake up at 5am, so fuck you)!

Hello and welcome to the last episode of the decade. Topics include: Trumps Impeachment (among other political bullshit, including F/Marry/Kill: Monica Lewinsky/Chelsea Clinton/Ivanka Trump. That's political... right?), Is Buddhism a religion or just a philosophy (Both? We're pretty sure it's both, we think?) and we go through Good Housekeeping magazines "31 Things We Totally Forgot Happened This Decade", in an odd and disjointed (and maybe just a tad racistish) way to close out the last episode of season . We'll talk at you in 20 motherfucking 20!

Hello and welcome to the 3rd episode this season with a different spelling of the word "boys" in the title. Topics include: the Clint Eastwood directed Richard Jewel movie (a very anti media movie), Martha Wash (the most famous unknown singer of the 90's) and Future Uniforms (when are we finally going to stop worrying about fashion and start wearing the same fucking thing every day). All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this weeks show. Topics include: Universal Healthcare/Tuition Free College (Marty is against it, Joe and Curtis are for it) Marty is pretty sure he was raped as a teenager (and he's totally cool with that) and WE watch the trailer to the vastly underrated movie "Cool As Ice", starring the one and only Vanilla Ice (It's hot garbage, but still a fucking classic). All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this weeks show, topics include: Browns DE, Myles Garrett, bonking Steelers QB Mason Rudolph on the head with his own helmet (even though everyone has already talked this shit to death, we put our 2 cents in), would dogs eat their owners (if we died and they had no other source of food) and Kanye West and Joel Osteen are best buddies now (Kanye IS the living embodiment of Jesus Christ, so...). All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast.

Hello and welcome to this weeks show. Topics include: Urinals (we contemplate putting a urinal in the studio), Seasons (Marty hates every season that isn't Summer) and The Founding Fathers (surprise, they we're real pieces of shit). Other topics include Aphex Twin (the groundbreaking electronic music producer), Can't Buy Me Love (the movie) and zero fucking Sports! All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast.

Hello and welcome to this years Halloween episode? Well... we recorded it on Halloween night, and Curtis did try to spice the show up a bit with a few Halloween topics, but as usual, we didn't really prepare anything. To be honest the scariest part of the show is when Curtis tells a story about a certain beverage companies (not Pepsi) employee who is basically a serial sexual predator (hide your teenage daughters). Other topics include: Trump gives a Dog a medal, sporadic Sports (mostly Football bullshit) and We dispel some Halloween myths. All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast.

Hello and welcome to this weeks show. Sitting in with us this week, is our "#1 fan" Jared. Jared is an old friend of Marty's from high school and seems to actually enjoy our company, on and off the "air". Anyway, this weeks topics include: Beetlejuice (the dwarf made famous by Howard Stern, not the Tim Burton movie) Donald Trumps letter to Erdogan (just a fantastic piece of American literature) and Marty still doesn't think Transgender people are being genuine (honestly, who the fuck knows anything for sure anymore... FAKE NEWS!?!). All that and so much more on the first show we've ever done where a "fan" sat in with us and seemingly enjoyed themselves, of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this weeks episode, topics include: Jesus shoes (Nike Air Max that have holy water from the Jordan river in the sole), Trump (impeachment and whatnot) and Jay Gruden (former coach of the Washington Redskins) gets caught smoking weed and hitting on 19 year olds. All that and so much more on the very first episode in the new studio (unofficially christened "The Attic") of theDAMNcast.

Hello and welcome to this weeks show, topics include: painted on hair (the Bigen (pronounced Beijing) hair system), Things Remembered (the store where you get shit engraved) and My Blue Heaven (the Comedy Gangster movie starring Steve Martin, but originally offered to Arnold Schwarzenegger). Also, Curtis makes an interesting confession having to do with writing music for chicks. All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast.

Hello and welcome to Season 6, Episode 25. Topics include: Kid form Kid and Play (mostly how "interesting" his hair is/was) Christmas presents (cool shit we received when we were kids) and people with Hyperthymesia - "A condition that leads people to be able to remember an abnormally large number of their life experiences in vivid detail." (Marilu Henner is one of them. You remember her right? The red head from the show Taxi? You remember the show Taxi don't you? The show with Tony Danza that wasn't Who's The Boss?). Also, Joe says he's a Cleveland Cavaliers fan who liked when Lebron left to go to Miami (sure Joe... you sound like a huge fan). All that and oh so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast.

Hello and welcome to this weeks show. Topics include: The new iPhone has Marty's Trypophobia acting up (an aversion to the sight of irregular patterns or clusters of small holes, or bumps), NO MA'AM (National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood) from Married with Children and Curtis' aunt Ruth let him eat only bacon for breakfast when he was 8 (she totally overruled his mom, like a mafia boss). Also, we talk a little sports and politics (I'm not going to tell you when, but it's in there... trust me). All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast.

Hello and welcome to the very first episode recorded at Curtis' new house. Unfortunately the "studio" isn't quite ready yet, so we did this episode on the porch, aka the "Vestibule". Topics include: Curtis Loves Joanie (pre teen Curtis had a "thing" for Erin Moran), Water Polo (what the fuck are the rules and why do we care) and Joe hates Quentin Tarantino (just a tad too racist for Joe's liking). Also, we weigh in on the upcoming NFL season (at least the Browns and Steelers, which in hindsight between recording this episode and writing this summary, doesn't look good for either team or their fans... if that makes any sense). All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this weeks show. Topics include: The Shining (yes again), Tony Danza is on a hot mic (this clip is from at least 20 years ago, but still fucking fantastic) and Chris Cuomo really doesn't like being called Fredo (this clip is very current and topical), and that's only within the first 10 minutes. We also talk about bad movies (yes again) and throw some politics in there too (Trump shit), but absolutely zero sports... So all you sports haters can take your finger off of the 15 second skip button. All that and so much more on this week's large cowardly mammal of an episode, of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this weeks show. Topics include: Drugs (we talk a little bit about our own experimentation with drugs when we were youngsters and some of the dumb shit we would do), Beating Women (and how not too long ago it was not only socially acceptable, it was promoted in Film and on Television) and we listen to Obama rap the song "Fuck Trump" (also to some god awful mumble rapper try and freestyle). All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast.

Hello and welcome to another expletive filled episode. This weeks episode in particular has heavy uses of the word "cunt". See... Marty is hoping that the word "cunt" catches on more as an adverb, than a slight or term degrading women, and we can't agree more. Other topics include: The Presidential seal gets a makeover (Trump and his cronies didn't even notice), Casting Couches (which includes us watching a famous scene from the show "Fame" involving the character CoCo) and we all give our top five Cartoon Characters. All that and so much more on this “Mad Cunt” of an episode of theDAMNcast.

Hello and welcome to another episode. This weeks show can be summed up in 3 words: Hip, Hop and Merkin. Sure we talk about other things, including A Totally not gay YouTube star (Bryan from the Daily Bumps) and Parallel/Alternate dimensions/realities, but that shit is really secondary to Rap Music and Pubic Wigs. It just is what it is. All that and so much more on this weeks episode 19, of season 6, of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this weeks show. Topics include: Nike pulls their "Betsy Ross Flag" shoes from stores (because... racist?), Soda has a crazy amount of sugar in it (DUH) and a short man erupts in a bagel shop (apparently women really don't want no "short short" man). All that and so much more, on the second episode ever recorded in Studio Solarium, of theDAMNcast.

Hello and welcome to this weeks show. This is the first episode of the New theDAMNcast that was recorded outside of beautiful downtown Canal Fulton, Ohio, and was instead recorded at Marty's house, in the "Solarium". Topics include: Before and after pictures of people on meth (one guy actually looked better), why are rabbits feet okay to carry around and cats paws are not (we're not cat people) and Joe tells us a little bit about his trip to Japan (Sumo wrestlers are motherfucking Kings). All that and so much more on this weeks "experimental" episode of theDAMNcast.

Hello and welcome to this weeks episode. We recorded this episode back in mid March of 2019, but due to unforeseen circumstances, we didn't end up releasing it at that time. So... considering Jokozuna is dominating the Japanese (in Japan) this week, we didn't record an episode. I figured it was time to release this bad boy. Topics include: the R. Kelly interview with Gayle King (you know the one where he freaks out because he's "innocent"), Incels (members of an online subculture, who define themselves as unable to find a romantic or sexual partner despite desiring one, a state they describe as inceldom. Thanks Wikipedia!) and we look up different euphemisms for penises throughout history (there are so many good ones, but I think "Tan Banana" is my favorite). Oh, and we almost get hit by a tornado (no... not really). All that and so much more on this lost, but now found, episode of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this weeks episode, topics include: Dick Yelp (A Twitter page where women submit reviews of past lovers. We're pretty sure the reviews are fake, but that doesn't stop us from reading a bunch of them), we play a clip from the 1932 Horror classic "Freaks" (One of Us, One of Us. Gooble Gobble, One of Us), and we make up a new Olympic event (The Bi (Curious) Athlon (You suck a dick and kick a football). Also, we tell some dad jokes and Curtis reads the word "nigga" more than enough times (don't worry, Joe (and actual African American himself) said it was OK. All that and so much more, including the use of the words Fag and Retarded more than a few times, on this weeks offensive AF episode of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this weeks episode. Topics include: Alf (well more about the creator of Alf and the movie (Permanent Midnight) based on his heroin habit), the history of Genny Cream Ale (and all cream ales, which "spoiler alert" don’t contain any fucking cream) and we try to educate Joe on Japanese (pretty sure it’s pronounced Yapanese) culture (because he is visiting there in a few weeks to dominate them, not unlike Godzilla, and become the fucking icon that he was always destined to become). Also, the fucking computer stops at least 3 fucking times during the recording, so Curtis feels the need to reprimand Marty and Joe (even though they have nothing to do with it, and we have a fucking backup... WE HAVE A BACKUP!!!). Plus Curtis leaves in some of the "behind the scenes" shit (including a conversation about hosting dues... thrilling), just for the fuck of it. All that and so much more on this weeks episode 14, of season 6, of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this weeks "fully retarded" episode. Topics include: Ben Carson has no business being the Secretary of Housing and Urban Development (despite being a black man lol), we get a bit racist (well, we play the song "Jesus Christ is my Nigga" written and performed by a Christian pastor and his wife, that we find out shortly after playing the song is completely fake and contrived) and we go "full retard" (we really should be ashamed of ourselves). This is quite an offensive episode, but at least its the shortest one we've ever done? All that and not so much more, on this weeks more retarded than usual episode of theDAMNcast.

Hello and welcome to Season 6, Episode 12, of theDAMNcast. This weeks topics include: Deepfakes ("an AI-based technology used to produce or alter video content so that it presents something that didn't, in fact, occur." Not exactly how Curtis' dumb ass describes it on the show, but you'll get the idea), Movies that are so bad they are good (The Room and Troll 2 are Curtis' examples, but Marty and Joe have never seen either, of course) and Extreme Saunaing (People see how long they can endure up to 229 degree Fahrenheit temperatures in order to "win", and yes people have died). Oh... and Marty and Curtis get into an argument about music where Marty calls Curtis Sarah Palin, and Curtis yells at Marty about how he can see Alaska from his apartment (Curtis just basically yells for a good five minutes during the conversation... about something definitely not worth yelling over, which is why his nickname is Testo) All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to another rousing episode of the show. We start this weeks show off in tribute to Curtis' mother Linda K. Swinford, whom unfortunately lost her life on April 30th, RIP Mom. After that we reminisce about the 70's and 80's which somehow leads us into talking about Prohibition, and we just keep A rolling on, topics include: Jungle Cats (mountain lions and tigers to be specific), The Brothers Grimm (Curtis (sorta) reads the synopsis of A lesser known tale "The Goose Girl") and we talk about the Vajankle (A foot shaped pussy, need I say more?). Oh and Joe finally show's Marty and Curtis what he looked like with hair (Spoiler Alert: he looked SEXY AF, obviously, but he always does). All that and a oh so much more on this weeks Season 6, Episode 11, edition of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to season 6, episode 10, topics include: Curtis gives TMI (about hair pulling during coitus), Joe has a unique fetish (he fucks birds... no not really) and Marty talks shit about Woman's sports (he likes Woman's Tennis though, well... we all do)… and that is just in the first 10 minutes. All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast.

Hello everybody, we're back! After over a month off, we are back with another 2 hour show for your asses. This weeks topics include: After over 100 years of theoretical Black Holes, we finally have a picture of one (Marty is not impressed), Beautiful Mullets (Andre Agassi wore a wig and Curtis is devastated) and we dissect the lyrics to the Rupert Holmes classic "Escape (The Piña Colada Song)" (Curtis gives a passionate reading of the lyrics). Oh, and Joe is afraid of the Ocean (he doesn't understand the power and beauty, or just doesn't care), and Marty wants both Joe and Curtis to get a motorcycle (fat fucking chance). All that and so much more on this weeks "comeback" episode of theDAMNcast.

Hello and welcome to this weeks episode, topics include: The Momo Challenge (an internet urban legend), are Neil Diamond, Mike Diamond and Dustin Diamond related (they're not) and we watch a very erotic piece of cinema (A man fucking a woman's pee hole... no really). Also, our friend Zeljko sits in with us, and abuses the only female theDAMNcaster left on the show (that slutty Bezos whore, Alexa). Needless to say, we're all rock hard for pretty much the entire show. All that and so much more on this weeks episode 8, of season 6, of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this weeks episode, topics include: Bill Murray (what's his best movie?), Steven Spielberg (what's his best movie?) and slimy wet dicks (our dicks don't get hard, they get soft, wet and slimy... because we're feminists). Also, we (sorta) answer the age old question, "who's better, Bryan or Ryan Adams"? All that and so much more bullshit on this weeks episode 7, of season 6, of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this weeks (incomplete-ish) episode of theDAMNcast. Topics include: Wolves/Dogs helped early humans defeat Neanderthals (they’re Mans best friend, not Thals... duh), The Browns signed former Chiefs RB (running back)/WB (woman beater) Kareem Hunt (No one is surprised) and a brief and convoluted history of Valentines Day (sorta). Oh, and... for some reason Marty's audio from the last 32 minutes or so was corrupted, so you can't hear his mic for the last 32 minutes… well, you can kind of hear him (IT IS Marty, so…) if you squint your fucking ears (if you want, you can end the show at the the 1:27:41 mark). All that and so much more on this weeks "corrupted" episode of theDAMNcast.

Hello and welcome to this weeks episode. Topics include: Fyre Festival Documentaries (Curtis watched them both and they are well worth a viewing... total fucking shit show), the State of the Union (none of us watched it, but those who did are apparently now experts) and Blue People do exist (too much Colloidal Silver). All that and so much more on this weeks episode 5, of season 6, of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this weeks episode, topics include: Tall Men with Small Dicks (be proportioned, why don't ya?), MAGA Kids (I don't care how long of a video you show me, those kids are still racist little assholes) and The Jesus Years (Curtis doesn't think he was even real). All that and so much more on this weeks Episode 4, of Season 6, of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to season 6, episode 3. Topics include: We're all on diets (the Holidays did a number on us), Gerbert (a religious muppet) and Gillette (how dare they tell us to be better men!). All that and SO much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to Season 6, episode 2. Topics include: Lady Gaga pulls her duet with R. Kelly from streaming services and now it's back in the top 20 (she has a smart publicist), some women can grow full beards (but their mustaches are weak as shit) and Curtis professes his love for all things Phil Collins (the man is a national treasure (yes, I know he's British) ). All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast.

Hello and welcome to the very first episode of Season 6! And boy do we have a long fuck filled episode to start the year off right with! Topics include: Amish Porn (It exists, but is it really REAL?), Strange Addictions (would you fuck a chick who's addicted to eating couch cushions?) and Car Talk (What cars would you buy if money was no object?). Also, SPORTS (sorta)! All that and so FUCKING much more on our first episode of 2019, enjoy!

Hello and welcome to (most likely) the last episode of 2018. Topics include: PC culture is really getting out of hand (and this is coming from liberal feminists;)), Kevin Hart gets fired from the Oscars (I'm sure he'll be fine) and we take in the smooth sounds of Mr. Kenneth G. Also, Joe hips Marty and Curtis to the "bitch slap championships" (juxtaposed with smooth jazz, of course). All that and so much more on this (most likely) final episode of 2018, of theDAMNcast! Episode 28 features (yet again) a fantastic beat (https://soundcloud.com/drbrianoblivion/dont-cry) by threepeeoh. Check all things threepeeoh out here https://soundcloud.com/drbrianoblivion

Hello and welcome to season 5, episode 27. Topics include: Golf (Tiger vs Phil is stupid and boring), Metal music (Black, Speed and Stoner) and working out (getting jacked like Mac). Also, R. Kelly has some 19 year old friends. All that and so much more bullshit, on this weeks episode 27 of season 5 of theDAMNcast! This weeks episode features the track "Realer By The Second" (Lee Harvey Oswald remix) by threepeeoh https://soundcloud.com/drbrianoblivion/realer-by-the-second-lee-harvey-oswald-remix.

Hello and welcome to the longest episode of the season! Topics include: Trump doesn't know how voting (or buying groceries) works, Marty intoduces Curtis and Joe to "Fortnight" (a new and fantastic waste of time) and Curtis shows Marty and Joe the largest dildo in the world, "The Moby" (via the interwebs... it's even bigger than the "Bad Dragon"... look it up). All that, and just a little bit of John Tesh, on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast! Episode 26 features the track “Eagle Force (instrumental)” by threepeeoh featuring Kool Keith, off of the DJ Lord album “Afterburn”. Make sure and check out all things threepeeoh here https://soundcloud.com/drbrianoblivion

Hello and welcome to Season 5's shortest episode, so far. Topics include: Hover Boards (the sweet ones from Back To The Future 2, not the lame ass ones that were popular a few years ago), the Midterm Election (more Trump talk) and Rage (Curtis' internal rage specifically). In the 2nd segment, we talk mostly Sports, so if you're not into that just stop listening around the 53:25 mark. All that and SO MUCH MORE on this extra short episode (stupid Steelers game was on) of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to season 5, episode 24. Topics include: Voting(go vote), Trump (he fucking sucks), Batman (he’s fucking sweet), Cigarettes (Joe’s mom smoked True, Curtis’ mom smoked Vantage, back in the day), Fro Yo (we sample some amazing fro yo) and Sports (Not necessarily in that order, and not EVERYTHING we cover (not even close, we are way all over the place… as usual)! Also, we learn that if you enjoy having sex for fun, and not just to “spread your seed”, you can thank Jewish people (Thanks Jews!). All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to Season 5, Episode 23. Topics include: journalist Jamal Khashoggi was "accidentally" murdered and cut into pieces at the Saudi Arabian consulate in Turkey (or maybe it was rouge killers?), Cannabis is now legal in Canada (as it fucking should be everywhere) and we spend almost the entire second segment talking about Post Malone and the Dybbuk box (a wine cabinet haunted by an evil Jewish spirit). All that and so much more on our official Halloween show (I guess?) of Season five, of theDAMNcast.

Hello and welcome to yet another exciting episode of theDAMNcast. Topics include: Are the Cleveland Indians cursed by the Chief Wahoo logo (All Cleveland teams are cursed by residing in Cleveland), We yell at Amazons Alexa (that bitch kept interrupting the show) and Curtis tells a story about (thinking he was) almost getting mugged in Pittsburgh (He was just paranoid). We also play "Stuck Milf Porn" (yes really), and Curtis talks about his lack of masturbation motivation (2 whole months without doing it, because... meh). All that and so much more on this weeks episode 22, of Season 5, of theDAMNcast. This week's show features the song "Mop Hog" by Birthday Noose. Check all things Birthday Noose out, including their latest album "Noosifer", by clicking or copying this link: https://birthdaynoose.bandcamp.com/