Finish It!

This week, Chris gets fired, Matt meets the president, and someone has a major breakthrough! It's 100% chuckles and winks!

This week, Matt gets called an idiot to his face over and over and rightfully so, Chris does a boo boo on his first day on the job, and the brothers do math in real time and hoo boy it ain't pretty!

This week, Chris goes full clean slate! Matt gets an ending so bleak he is compelled to apologize! John Muir was eaten by the monsters he loved!

This week, Chris joins the wild rumpus! Matt retires happily after 40 mostly good years! The Sad Pizza Party livestream has an actual date! Send us your impression and physical challenge requests! Please be gentle!

This week, Chris becomes a real heartbreaker, Matt learns all about monsters all over the world, and Chris forms an unexpected bond! Anything is possible with raw chicken!

This week, Matt meets a taller, better-looking version of himself! Chris is thoroughly humiliated! The podcast gets an official mascot! This week's Wild Card is delightfully cruel!

O yay o yay o yay! It's Fey Day! Or at least it was a few days ago! Let's all go rescue a princess! This week, Chris cowers in a cleaning closet! So does Matt! How much of exactly the same thing do they do? Bet you can guess!

This week, Chris witnesses something never before seen by human eyes, and Matt gets some good ol' fashioned satire. Also, Earth explodes!

This week, Chris unleashes an unstoppable army that spells doom for humankind! Twice! Matt stabs an old friend in the eye! And it's a totally "live" call-in "show"!

It's the final week of Wild Card reversies and Matt picks a doozy! Chris saves a deer! Monsters can be friends! There's singing but please manage your expectations!

Chris finds himself in yet another How to Train a Dragon remake, Matt learns that doing the right thing is for "suckers," and it's Lovey-Dovey day but we don't lean super hard into it but the quiz is kind of lovey-dovey so happy day if you're into it!

Chris tastes flight with the ManBats yet again, but in a very different way! Matt goes to jail and saves the whales! Someone gets a jump on a future endeavor! And there's a pirate submarine!

Bill and Dani from Escape This Podcast, Solve This Murder and more are back to celebrate with the guys! Matt boned up on previous reads, but a rogue Wild Card means he can't help! Will new endings be found? WILL WE EVER FINISH THIS BOOK?!

Chris finds an unexpected new life down a dark hole! Matt watches a bus full of schoolchildren get eaten! Everyone is shirking responsibility for their actions! Happy New Year!

Krampus is back and he's got a song in his "heart"! The guys read a new wintery book by "special request"! Everyone's all "Daryl in the Halls and John in the Oates"! It's a "gnarly" Choosemastime!

Chris spreads some love in the biggest possible way! Matt fixes climate change! A secret empire is revealed and it is very chill! Call us by your hangout name, let's range monsters!

Ooo new book day! You better like National Parks and monster stuff because that's what's up! Chris' read takes a sharp turn into unexpected territory! Matt gets a satisfyingly Packardesque ending! This book has 39 ENDINGS!

Thankschoosingtime is nigh! Let us give good Gratitudes and take another trip into a horrible day! Chris discovers something he did not know before! Matt learns something new, too! Or perhaps not!

There are only three endings left and the bros have unlocked a thrilling new chunk of adventure! Chris meets the man behind the menace! Matt deduces how these powers work! Let's hose us down a bad guy!

WOW you guys and these wild cards! Chris tackles another huge wild card challenge while somehow cracking open the last new bit of this book, Matt has a read that is short and sweet (mostly short), and GEEZ this wild card!

HAPPY CREEPTOBSCARE!

Welp, it was inevitable. It's time for spooky clowns. Chris offers a clown the wrongest snack! Matt gets attached to his best friend at the belly! It's an absolute nightmare!

The bros keep on dang truckin' with Matt's read of this excellent Chuck Tingle creation! Will Matt find an ending as rockin' as Chris did? NOPE! But he basically dies, which is cool!

It's finally time for the fellas to enter the Tingleverse! Strap in for part one of a two-week journey as the guys fully enjoy the wordsmithing of the Greatest Author of Our Generation!

Are you ready for the icky willies? Creeptobscare has returned from the graaaave! Chris finds a truly traumatic ending! Matt answers the phone! It's pure Halloweeny gold!

Ok seriously this time—this week, Matt finally feels like an actual god, Chris goes somewhere he's been wanting to go since he started the book, and the Brothers Doctors Hollywood are in!

This week, Chris goes deeper than ever, Matt's tease doesn't matter at all because he didn't know we were doing this book and he had an awesome read but now everyone has to wait until next week to hear about it, and get ready for chills because Fall is upon us!

This week, Matt finally feels a bit of that James Bond vibe, Chris' read is left to the Fates, and the guys find a typo!

This week, Matt has no idea if he got a new ending or not, Chris finds an ending that raises the bar AGAIN for deeply distressing storytelling, and boing whiff buzz doink honk!

This week, Matt solves the case! Well, RE-solves the case. Ok, fine. The case resolves itself. And Chris springs a trap! On himself? Someone else? Listen and learn, dear Users!

This week, Chris uses his super spy skills to smoothly uncover yet another traitor, Matt kicks a guy in the head, and if you like the idea of someone having a laser pistol but not using it YOU ARE IN LUCK!

This week, Matt naps his way into a truly distressing ending, Chris is betrayed again in an even funnier way, and only the accordion player knows how the song will end!

It's the most special week in America so it's time to sneak around on behalf of George Washington! Chris jumps into a naval battle! Matt tries to teach the main character a lesson and learns a little something himself! It's a pod-spangled star-cast!

The brothers are back! Illness can't keep us down! At least not for more than like a couple weeks! Matt refuses to listen to good advice! Chris is betrayed hilariously! Spy stuff!

This week, Chris unlocks one of the mysteries of the cover illustration, Matt gets an ending so boring it's hilarious, and a sneaky loop means PATHS WILL CROSS!

New book day is back! Chris is comin' atcha from ONE YEAR IN THE PAST! Matt plays it safe and gets FULLY EXPLODED! Learn all about our very first LOST EPISODE! It's high time for spy time let's go!

Heck yeah it's Star Wars time! Join the bros as they commit derring-do in the jungles of Teth, Star Wars style! And it's the first time they've ever read this book so there's totally no way they'll get the same read! Plus, TIME TO VOTE FOR NEXT BOOK!

There's only one ending left! Will the Yules be able to track it down? And if they do, will it be a glorious moment of uplifting triumph?! Or more of a total downer? You probably already know!

This week, Matt gets an ending so triumphant he wishes it was his last read of the book, Chris teases, "This guy, look out it's liquid horn," and the latest Wild Card melts Chris' brain!

This week, Chris sits on a magic chair and sees a man, Matt uncovers a delectable fish secret, and everybody gets wet! Every. Last. Person. Gets. Wet.

Grasp the godbunny's paw and prepare for "adventure"! There are only two endings left, but do the Yules have what it takes to track them down? Matt talks to nature! Chris goes on a meaningless adventure to a haphazard collection of places lazily thrown together by an uninspired author in a book that has no right calling itself an Easter story! Huzzah!

This week, Chris takes a big ride, Matt suffers a slow and painful death that he gets to watch in its entirety, and someone learns that sometimes all you gotta do is ask and the impossible becomes possible!

Fey Day is back! Join Twiddle Foots and Magic Wings for another delightful romp along the river Twee as Chris outwits an old nemesis, Matt learns an important lesson about magic spells, and someone finds a SECRET PASSAGE!

This week, Matt makes a move so cool he peer-pressures Thor, Chris toots a trumpet the best it has ever tooted (according to him), and there's a bird as big as a horse which is actually much cooler than it sounds if you think about it!

This week, Matt's on fire! Things get hot hot hot! Matt turns up the heat! And Chris screams at Odin some more! Golden Chandeliers!

This week the world celebrates the anniversary of the birth of the great Edward Packard and we're along for the ride! Take a break from viking stuff with a surprise read of a whole new book! Pirates! Puppies! Berries! Let's go!

This week, things get spicy as Chris' love for the book is rekindled after being forced to make a choice he didn't want to and then being handsomely rewarded for it, and Matt finds someone sitting in Odin's special chair!

This week, Chris bamboozles someone so hard even Danny Ocean would be impressed, Matt raises some Hel, and it looks like things are gonna start getting pretty wild on this here podcast!

The struggle continues! Bill and Dani from Escape This Podcast and Solve This Murder return, but has anyone prepared? Will anyone remember anything about this book? Let's try anyway!

This week, Matt gets his for going around bragging about his sweet trumpet, Chris does the most damage of any ending in any book ever, and Nils gets a promotion!

This week, Matt goes in search of a solid toot, Chris finds a proper twist ending, and you're just going to love Finish It!'s new, business-forward philosophy!