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An overly honest millennial talks about the NFL, Houston & Seattle sports, pop culture, politics, and his life.

Paul Gallant


    • Sep 22, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 36m AVG DURATION
    • 174 EPISODES

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    The Gallant Says podcast is a must-listen for any Seattle sports fan or anyone seeking an entertaining and thought-provoking podcast. Hosted by Paul Gallant, this show offers a refreshing perspective that is unfiltered, honest, and free from allegiance to any team or organization. With great guests and engaging discussions, the podcast elevates your mood and provides a much-needed distraction. The Scrimmage podcast is another recommendation for those who enjoy Paul Gallant's style but want a mix of local, regional, and national sports news and opinions.

    The best aspect of The Gallant Says podcast is Paul Gallant himself. His charismatic hosting style, interesting takes, and boatload of passion make each episode entertaining and engaging. He brings in compelling guests and keeps the show thought-provoking with his unique perspective. Listeners appreciate his honesty and authenticity as he tells it like it is without fear of losing team access or treading carefully like other talking heads. Whether he is discussing sports or pop culture, Paul delivers insightful commentary with a touch of sarcasm that keeps listeners hooked.

    One potential drawback of The Gallant Says podcast is its lack of frequency. While the episodes are entertaining and enjoyable, there are only two podcasts per week currently available. Some fans would love to have more content to consume from Paul Gallant, especially considering his talent and knowledge on Houston sports. However, this minor downside doesn't overshadow the quality of the episodes that are released.

    In conclusion, The Gallant Says podcast is an excellent choice for sports fans looking for an entertaining yet informative show. Paul Gallant's charisma, interesting takes, and passion shine through in each episode while providing a fresh perspective free from allegiances. Despite the somewhat limited frequency of episodes, this podcast remains highly recommended for anyone seeking an engaging sports podcast that goes beyond the traditional talking heads found in mainstream media. Give it a listen – you won't regret it!



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    Latest episodes from Gallant Says

    Houston Texans are ANYTHING but Super Bowl contenders after MELTDOWN in Minnesota

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2024 43:46


    The Texans suffered the most embarrassing loss of the DeMeco Ryans era, CRUSHED by Minnesota Vikings in 34 - 7 rout.

    Everything you ACTUALLY need to know from Houston Texans OTAs | Harrison Butker's Speech

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2024 71:25


    cAn yOu beLiEvE LaReMy TuNsiL aNd StEfOn DiGgS wErEn'T aT oTaS?? (0:32 - 1:52) But on a serious note, I talked about everything that ACTUALLY mattered at this week's Texans OTA availability. (1:52 - 19:22) I also finally got to the Texans schedule release AND graded the always ridiculous post draft grades. (19:22 - 26:09) Finally, I watched Harrison Butker's commencement speech since NOBODY will shut up about it. Was what he said truly as polarizing as its being made out to be? (39:47 - 1:09:14)

    The Houston Mental Health Special!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2024 48:17


    Framber Valdez has always been a roller coaster, but last night was special. Was it a one time thing? Or another symptom of a problem that might need removal? Plus, thoughts on an article I read about gymnast

    The Back of the Baseball Card

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2024 32:16


    The Astros are off to a very slow start. I'm not pressing the panic button yet. But the way this team talks down to us about the struggles of certain players is driving me CRAZY. Whoever decided they should answer tough questions by referencing the "back of the baseball card" needs to be fired...and replaced by me. [for a nominal fee, of course]

    The Houston Texans got Stefon Diggs

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2024 54:20


    I talked about the latest massive Texans offseason splash - Houston trading a '25 2nd rounder to Buffalo for Stefon Diggs and some late round picks - and a WR dealing with ACTUAL off the field issues.

    What the hell is wrong with the Houston Astros?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2024 39:45


    No runs, a bad night of baserunning, and another bullpen disaster has the Houston Astros now at 1-5 after a 2-1 loss to the Blue Jays. What the hell is happening? Plus, some thoughts on...women's basketball?

    Ronel Blanco hurls a no hitter for the Astros first W!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2024 39:36


    I talked about Ronel Blanco's VERY COOL no hitter to give the Houston Astros their first win in 2024, an ex-Astro who showed some loyalty against the Rangers, and a couple of controversial tweets...

    Jalen Green CANNOT BE STOPPED

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2024 38:25


    Paul talks about the Rockets 132 - 126 OT win over the Thunder, Jalen Green's INCREDIBLE game, plus Draymond Green's ejection and James Harden's return to Philly. Plus, when did everyone become a bridge expert?

    The Houston Texans...won free agency?!?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2024 56:00


    Yes. On day 2. I talked about the Danielle Hunter signing, the Joe Mixon trade, and more!

    #184: Contender-Splaining

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2024 61:50


    The NFL Free Agency tampering window began Monday, and Houston fans are PISSED about a lack of Texans moves. Is that anger fair?

    #183: Sugar Daddy Energy

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2024 52:32


    I discussed the lack of podcasts the past month (0:26), why I hate the NFL combine (4:54), previewed Texans free agency (8:07), & discussed a busy week in politics (33:38).

    C.J. Stroud & the Houston Texans DOMINATED the 2024 NFL Honors | Super Bowl 58 Preview!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2024 41:24


    I kicked things off talking about the Texans DOMINATING NFL Honors night. After that, I explained why I'm jumping on the Chiefs bandwagon. And to wrap things up, I tried to wrap my head around the backlash to Tucker Carlson's interview with Vladimir Putin.

    Jose Altuve's an Astro FOR LIFE!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2024 43:38


    The Astros signed legendary second baseman Jose Altuve to a $125 M contract extension. It will keep him in town through the 2029, when he turns 39. It's more a sentimental extension than a rational one, but Houston HAD to do it. Next, I weighed in on a chest-beating quote by 'Stros owner Jim Crane. I finally gave my 2 cents on the Seahawks hiring Mike Macdonald as their next head coach. And to wrap things up, I've got a hot take about politicians...

    0130

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2024 45:21


    I opened the show explaining why Chiefs / Patriots comparisons are...actually fair right now

    Sometimes you gotta ZAG! | Slowik's staying? | NFL Conference Championship Preview!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2024 51:18


    I explain why Texans offensive coordinator Bobby Slowik PROBABLY isn't leaving, the art of zagging and trolling in sports media, about politicians and their lack of self respect, plus a throwback Thursday history lesson!

    Houston Astros OFFICIALLY sign Josh Hader | Is it fair to blame Texans OC Bobby Slowik for Saturday?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2024 55:23


    I opened things up discussing the Astros rolling the dice to sign Josh Hader (2:29) before divvying up the blame for Saturday night's Texans loss (12:53). After that, I wondered TRULY how distracted Houston's O.C. Bobby Slowik may have been before Saturday in Baltimore, testing my own ability to do my job AND apply for one (24:43). And to wrap things up, I discussed an epic scam in Houston PLUS it's hilarious coverage by legacy media. (34:35)

    Houston Texans Therapy | Reacting to a season-ending 34 - 10 BLOWOUT in Baltimore

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2024 34:53


    It was ALMOST close. But when the second half began, the Texans got a COLD reality check in terms of how far away they are from being a TRUE Super Bowl contender. Hey, at least the future is bright! It's just hard to see that shine when you've got two black eyes from Baltimore's defense and running game. ☠

    House Money, Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes, and the key to the Texans making history | A Texans - Ravens Preview

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2024 50:42


    On Saturday, the Texans have a chance to go somewhere they've NEVER been before: the AFC Championship. But to get there, they'll need to beat the 1 seed Baltimore Ravens, a team that's been the class of the AFC for the past couple of months? Do they have a chance? Are they playing with "house money"? How much have things changed for both teams? Do they have enough bulletin board material? How many more f*cking questions do I have ask before you start watching? IT'S THE BIGGEST GAME OF THE SEASON SATURDAY AND COULD BE THE GREATEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE! GET PUMPED!!!

    MVP-off?!? C.J. Stroud & Texans get rematch with Lamar Jackson & Ravens, PLUS

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2024 38:43


    We know who the Texans will play in the divisional round: the Baltimore Ravens, who beat Houston 25 - 9 in week one. How much have things changed for both teams since then? Does anything remain the same? (1:47) Plus, why NFL football in the cold isn't the problem some softies are making it out to be (20:44). And...I hate marathons. (31:22)

    IT'S FOOTBALL TIME IN HOUSTON!! | LIVE REAX to Texans 45 - 14 Playoff W!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2024 51:23


    NRG Stadium was the most alive it's ever been as C.J. Stroud, DeMeco Ryans, and the Houston Texans beat the absolute SHIT out of the Cleveland Browns. They're on to the Divisional Round for the seventh time in franchise history...but this one feels different!

    Previewing Texans - Browns, PLAYOFFS EDITION! | The end of the Pete Carroll & Bill Belichick eras

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2024 38:50


    I opened up the show explaining why I'm feeling MUCH more confident about the Houston Texans' chances against the Cleveland Browns in their Wild Card playoff showdown Saturday. (1:09) After that, I talked about my time covering Pete Carroll, who was politely fired by the Seahawks Wednesday. In case you didn't know, I became a big fan in my time working with him. (12:50) And to wrap things up, I discussed Bill Belichick - the greatest coach in sports history (I'm not biased at all) - and the Patriots amicably splitting up too. (25:35)

    Don't laugh!!! The Houston Texans low key have an AFC DYNASTY

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2024 36:45


    I'm not kidding. In an After Peyton Manning world (APM), the Texans have more division titles than all but 3 teams in the NFL since 2011. It's largely due to the division's very depressing history of mediocre coaches and quarterbacks. But it's true, nonetheless! So let me tell you that history...

    THE HOUSTON TEXANS ARE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS!!! | Texans 23 - Colts 19

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2024 41:13


    Nico Collin's INSANE performance gave the #Texans offense all they needed. We'll see who they end up playing in the first round today. It's either hosting the Browns as division champs (need the Titans to beat the Jaguars), on the road against the Chiefs (if the Jags win AND the Dolphins win in Sunday night football), or on the road against the Bills (if the Jags win and the Bills win in Sunday Night football).

    Previewing Texans - Colts! | The PERFECT playoff matchup for the Texans is...

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2024 58:30


    To open things up, I discussed my hatred of the Colts [and the one sided nature of the Texans - Colts rivalry] (1:12) before explaining why this go round against the Texans should be different from what we saw in week 2. Should the Texans win, I laid out their possible playoff opponents, and the outcomes you should be rooting for Sunday (10:51). After that, I touched on Texans Pro Bowl snubs (21:25), discussed all too familiar stories about James Harden (31:37) and Bill O'Brien (38:30), before wrapping things up breaking down the Aaron Rodgers - Jimmy Kimmel feud (47:02).

    Houston Texans clinch WINNING RECORD for the first time since 2019!!! | Texans 26 - Titans 3 Reax

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2024 32:38


    Yes, next week is do or die when it comes to #Texans playoff chances. But while we wait for that, let's appreciate how far these Houston Texans have come to wrap up 2023. Plus, C.J. Stroud is back! How did he fare? And why is Houston's defense SO GOOD against Tennessee, but so inconsistent against everyone else? That, [plus your thoughts!] on Houston's 26 - 3 blowout of the Titans...

    THIS is how the Texans can make the playoffs | Did MNF start a Seahawks Civil War?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2023 42:20


    It seems like Seahawks fans are about to have another great debate on their hands after Monday's W over Philly: Drew Lock or Geno Smith? I try to explain what needs to happen for the Texans to make the playoffs. And, the Boston Tea Party has been...cancelled?!?

    Massholes never die.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2023 33:25


    After opening up the the show PUMPED about the Patriots (0:54) 21 - 18 W over the Steelers (New England's lil 'B), I ranted about people who root for their teams to lose so they'll have better draft picks (4:15). Next, I explained why for the first time all year, I'm 100% confident guaranteeing that the Texans will win a game. With how messy the New York Jets are right now, who could possibly disagree? (11:18) And to wrap things up, I talked about the latest example of Seahawks safety Jamal Adams being overly sensitive. (26:54)

    I made Jacksonville Jaguars fans mad

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2023 37:44


    A clip from Sunday's episode about C.J. Stroud already being better than Trevor Lawrence triggered LOTS of Jaguars fans. So I doubled down, with the added question: is Jacksonville any better than last year's team? Their aspirations don't seem bigger given their pride in "running" the AFC South. Plus, Houston...we have a problem. We're too obsessed with the idea of referees being out to get our sports teams. You think the NFL would rig a game for the Jacksonville Jaguars of all team? And to wrap things up, I lamented the decline of journalism.

    The defense - NOT the refs - lost the game for the Texans | Jags 24 - Texans 21

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2023 40:55


    Don't get me wrong. The referees weren't good today. But Texans' DBs were CONSTANTLY chasing Jaguars wide receivers, while their defense was unable to generate pressure on Trevor Lawrence. Add in a backup kicker...and fine, spotty officiating...and the Texans now find themselves firmly out of the running for an AFC South crown.

    The Texans BIGGEST W of the season put them above .500 AND C.J. Stroud in the MVP conversation

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2023 44:08


    C.J. Stroud out-performed one of the best QBs in the game, the Texans beat a bonafide Super Bowl contender, and Houston would be in the playoffs if the season ended today. What a Sunday in Cincy!

    C.J. Stroud just changed the Texans FOREVER

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2023 36:02


    It's not just that the #Texans actually won a game in the final minute, something they've almost always been on the wrong side of in their brief history. It's also that C.J. Stroud threw for a rookie record 470 yards and 5 TDs less than a week after calling for Houston's offense to be explosive. How can you NOT be optimistic about his future here? Plus, other thoughts on the game...

    Everybody makes mistakes.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2023 43:19


    I led off the show talking about an all time excuse from a truly awful person in Houston. After that, I got into the latest Dusty Baker comments about the criticism he faced [online] this past season. We discussed an accidental game of telephone in the Texans locker room between players and coordinators. ANDDD...Sam Bankman-Friend is donezo, but somehow this guy isn't...

    The Titans are being DICKS | Texans fans are flip flopping HARD on Bobby Slowik

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2023 37:58


    The cease and desist letter that the Titans sent to the University of Houston for wearing their H-Town pride uniforms on September 3rd was indeed legal. But it's also the reflection of an NFL product that has little value...outside of the intellectual property that they abandoned two years after leaving Houston. An actual poverty move by a franchise that's been trading away its best players for scraps lately while begging for taxpayers to build a new stadium. Those unis though, amirite? Plus, I think Texans fans need to relax about offensive coordinator Bobby Slowik. The range of takes on his performance this season is WAYYY too wide.

    Same old Texans [Again] | Reacting to Houston's 15 - 13 L to the Panthers

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2023 30:25


    I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed. And I'm certainly not surprised that the Texans lost to a winless team with a rookie QB [who until today was struggling]. This team IS different than in years past. But based on history, you expect this kind of thing from ANY player wearing THESE jerseys.

    The Astros season is OVER | Is Dusty Baker done too?!?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2023 34:48


    Cristian Javier? Bad. J.P. France? Bad. The Astros 5-9 hitters? Bad. Adolis Garcia? Destroyer of worlds. Plus, it Dusty Baker is reportedly thinking about retiring. I reacted to it all.

    Game 7?!? Rangers wreck Astros 9-2 in game 6

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2023 32:08


    The Astros' bats whiffed during big time opportunities (a tip of the cap to Nathan Eovaldi), Framber Valdez was mediocre at best, and bullpen got hammered. The series is tied at 3-3. Game 7 on Monday night...here we come!

    Wait, Bryan Abreu got SUSPENDED?!? More reaction to the Astros & Rangers benches clearing

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2023 31:24


    Bryan Abreu got suspended 2 games for hitting Adolis Garcia. He can appeal. But Adolis Garcia didn't get suspended at all? Plus, ALL the player, manager, and umpire accounts - both Astros and Rangers - of Friday's dustup.

    JOSE ALTUVE FTW! Astros rally over Rangers 5-4!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2023 39:02


    Don't doubt the Houston Astros.

    The Astros STRIKE BACK, beat Rangers 8-5 in ALCS Game 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2023 18:35


    It's just one game. Don't be a Rangers fan. But thanks to Max Scherzer waking up their bats, ANOTHER great postseason performance by Cristian Javier, Dusty Baker's decision making, and of course YORDAN...we've got ourselves a series.

    "This aged well."

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2023 45:32


    After rambling about Rangers fans telling me "this aged well" and my Sober October getting sidetracked by sugar, I talked about C.J. Stroud emulating one aspect of Tom Brady. Plus, what if Nick Caserio's got to work on THIS if he wants to be embraced in Houston.

    IS THIS FINE?!? Framber Valdez puts #Astros in 0-2 ALCS hole against the #Rangers

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2023 34:44


    Framber Valdez was TERRIBLE today. And it's a shame, because the Astros bullpen did MORE than enough to keep Houston in the game after the fact. Unfortunately the bats - outside of Yordan Alvarez and Michael Brantley - aren't delivering, wasting SEVERAL opportunities to even the series. But in spite of all that, I'm STILL confident in the Astros, who were 6-1 against the Rangers in Arlington, outscoring them 63 - 32 this year.

    The #Astros ADVANCE TO A 7TH STRAIGHT ALCS with a 3-2 W over the #Twins!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2023 30:02


    Astros ANNIHILATE the Twins 9-1 to take 2-1 ALDS lead!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2023 33:17


    The Astros bounced back in a HUGE way Tuesday afternoon - in spite of shadows & jacket weather - to thump the Twins. Between Cristian Javier's unflappable start, Jose Abreu's home runs, and ANOTHER incredible divisional series from Yordan Alvarez, it was a thing of beauty!

    INSTANT REACTION: #Twins BULLY #Astros 6-2 to even ALDS at 1-1

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2023 14:21


    Was tonight's Astros L as simple as Carlos Correa & Pablo Lopez kicking Houston's ass? Or was this all on Framber? And is Dusty Baker to blame at all?

    Same old Texans? INSTANT REACTION to the Houston Texans 21-19 L to the Falcons

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2023 26:08


    Today certainly FELT like a Same Old Texans™ kind of loss. Following up a couple of decisive Ws against teams you're not supposed to beat with a loss to a team with no Q rating? With the game being boring to boot? Yeah...it sucks. But I think this is more an L that exposes the limitations of this team...one that is still rebuilding 3 years and 3 head coaches after moving on from Bill O'Brien.

    YordONGTOBER! INSTANT REACTION to the #Astros 6-4 win over the Twins!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2023 31:20


    The Houston Astros began their 2023 title defense with a 6-4 win over the Minnesota Twins. I talked about Justin Verlander's arm, Yordan Alvarez's bat, and an Astros performance SHAKIER than Hector Neris...plus a lot more.

    Day 1 of the playoffs has me feeling BETTER about the Astros chances...

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2023 32:33


    The sloppy way the Rays shot themselves in the foot against the Rangers AND Toronto's lineup looking pop-less against Minnesota has me feeling a lot better about the Astros chances in the playoffs. Though the more I learn about them, the more the Twins worry me. Plus, I'm sick of getting THIS kind of push notification on my phone...

    I miss covering the Seattle Seahawks | WTF do the Mariners do now?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2023 44:55


    I love that the Texans have a pulse again. But I've got to admit, watching the Seahawks win on Monday Night Football in a bizarre beatdown [classic 'Hawks] made me miss covering the team (which I did from '19 - '21). Plus, it sure seems like the Mariners forced Cal Raleigh to apologize for his very honest statements on Sunday. If they did indeed do that, it's another sign of how the front office still doesn't get the players. And to wrap things up, I rambled about some funny Seattle Times headlines I've seen over the past couple of weeks.

    Texans CRUSH Steelers for most lopsided W since '17! | Astros win the AL West!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2023 34:40


    The Texans DOMINATED the Steelers 30-6 thanks to Bobby Slowik and C.J. Stroud. The 24 point W was their most DECISIVE victory since a 57-14 shellacking of the Titans back in 2017! Meanwhile, the Astros won the AL West thanks to great pitching and bullpen work Friday & Saturday...not to mention some help from the Mariners and failure by the Rangers. All in all, it's a GREAT day to be a Houston sports fan!

    The LATEST on Hector Neris' "words" with Julio Rodriguez | Did the Lions clinch the NFC North?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2023 31:00


    The Detroit effing Lions look like LOCKS to win the NFC North. And it's not just because they stuffed the Packers in a locker on national TV. Plus we learned new details the dustup between Astros pitcher Hector Neris and Mariners star Julio Rodriguez.

    I DON'T want to be on TV. PS: Derek Stingley Jr. is hurt again

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2023 38:04


    Yes, Derek Stingley has another hamstring injury...and is likely to miss significant time. Is this someone's fault? Plus, I discussed what I saw in Thursday night football AND something that's bothering me about media these days

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