Jumping In An Elevator

Hey guyssssss for this ep I'm joined by ultra talented friend of the pod Mallrat whose new album 'Light hit my face like a straight right' comes out today! The chat is saurrrr much fun and Grace gives us such good insight into the process of making an album. We do a track by track analysis of the project, talk about finding inspiration, being proud of your work, the Scooby Doo ride, Iggy Azalea, sampling Memphis rap and so much more. Yayyyyyyy music

It's awards season and everyone is talking about the most important ones - the MMCU AWARDS. This is so serious. Over the next 72 minutes I will be covered the best (and worst) of the year across a delicious set of categories. Strap in.

In light of Eflop Crust's antics over at the bird app I'm going through my likes and let me tell you... there are some absolute BANGERS in there. Shoutout to my Brazilioomfs, this one is for you. This episode also covers some new and crucial MMCU lore: CROWGATE and UBERCRASHMISSEDPLANEGATE. Wow.

There needs to be a federal inquiry into the Billboard charts girls.... what is going on.... After perusing some of the Billboard charts (SOME not ALL because I am not paying $14 a month to look at an emerging artist chart girl please) I also have a look at the MOST important chart of all - my personal streamings statistics of the last 30 days xxThis episode also includes topics such as: my vitamin C consumption era, poorly disclosed ads, streaming artists vs playlist artists and saurrrr much more

Brat summer this, brat summer that... why is no one talking about brat winter...This episode covers topics such as: meeting Charli XCX, falling off the Eurostar, the negative 500 degree (celsius) Melbourne winter, the 2024 Paris Olympics, my chemical lip scar and my potentially-temporary-potentially-not Tiktok hiatus.

WE HAVE TO GO BACK!Against all odds Jakeb and I went back to Italy and lived to tell the tale. Yes that's right -  it's the Italian Tour 2024 Reloaded The Re-Up Celebration World Tour Extravaganza. I cannot explain how ridiculous this trip was..... there was: a dumping, lost underwear, royal spottings, broken suitcases, Nicki Minaj in jail AND SO MUCH MORE.

Literally no one saw this coming - I have uploaded a new episode exactly one week after the previous episode. Very SCARY, very UNFORSEEN, very AMBITIOUS scenes. This time I'm joined by one of my iconic besties, Vanessa, who has actually appeared on my Youtube channel before when I was scandalously in my movie review era!! We reviewed Suburbicon (2017) which in hindsight is so fkn funny because WHY that movie - I fear we were literally the only people to see it opening weekend...Anyway I was verrrrry excited to get Vanessa on the podcast, she's one of my funniest and most stylish friends and also has an encyclopaedic knowledge of Real Housewives and Ariana Grande b-sides - chrewly a thriple threat!!Some other topics covered this episodes:- Jen Shah's DHGate dupes- The lying tiktok vintage shoppers- Italian Tour (TM) Jakeb's 16 trillion dollar Netflix hat- Why I won't go on reality tv- Style trends babe x

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon!]After much trial and tribulashawn mendes, I have finally moved house and thus therefore now have the opportunity to run my mouth about that experience. I love moving house you guyssssssssssssssssssssssss you just wouldn't get itttttttt

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon!]This week I'm talking about some egggggcellent new music (Rina, NCT 127, Blackpink), PB&J gate and the associated District MM lockdown, the flop KFC in LAX and phantom dog poo on my shoe xx

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon!]This week my hateritis flared up so I thought I'd talk you through who and what are annoying me, including flopstagram and floppedin (amongst other things - nothing is safe). I then turn my sights towards people posting relationship updates on facebook and posing next to their newly purchased homes with the address visible - oh you went to auction??? Babe WE went to auction. I've also stopped congratulating people on milestones due to my sayanythingitis causing me to comment on the diamante jubilee in the previous episode and then the queen died the next day. Woops

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon!]The rumours are trumours - I'm back and more slayful than ever. I bought a field recorder and camcorder so I'm lichrally podcasting from truly anywhere and speaking of being anywhere doing anything, this episode is about my travels over the last few months! I went to London (for a holiday) and to LA (for work) so I'm giving you the rundown of everything that happened, including: meeting Lucy Hale, having gastro, getting a Charli XCX follow and being scared of LA xx

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon!]Today we are having DISCOURSE. Since last episode I've been to 2 events, one of which was The Batman premiere and obviously I need to let you all know what I thought of it!! I also got invited to Melbourne Fashion Festival (lol) so I talk a lil bit about that, as well as updating you on my skateboarding era and Glee series.

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon!]This week I'm going through my results from a personality test (16personalities.com) and the ultra fun slay part of it is that I got the personality type that fits a lot of villains in movies/tv. The sick and twisted part is that most of it actually resonates with me.....I also talk a bit about the new STAYC/nmixx drops and the latest Euphoria episode.

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon!]This episode is mostly a catch up so I can talk about all the shows, music and movies I've consumed in the last 3-ish months (House of Gucci, Euphoria etc), as well as some lil stories about what's been going on in my world.I've also come prepared with a soundboard and it's increased my annoying-ness 7x so prepare for that

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon!]EPISODE 50!!! For this ultra special episode REBECCA BLACK joins me for a PopCast, taking a look at the biggest songs of a particular year, and of course we had to do 2011 - the year extreme slay smash hit FRIDAY came out and changed everything.

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon!]This week I have awoken from a Pretty Little Liars induced hiatus and I'm ready to talk about my bikeification. We also have a lil chat about Adele and the vinyl supply chain, Spotify removing the shuffle button on albums, the state of the music charts right now and then do a bit of reading Reddit confessions as a dessert x

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon!]This week we're taking a deep dive into my posts on the blue bird app. I like to think of Twitter as my own personal sh*t-posting outlet, and I take full advantage of the ability to annoy the people in my phone with absolute nonsense.BUT sometimes there are reasons and stories behind the tweets so here we are with a 50 min deep dive into my tweets from the last 6 months-ish, and I TRULY covered a lot of life events (earthquakes, catfishing, hot people, Chris Pratt as Mario).... there's something for everyone xxxx

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon!]For this week's ep we're having a super chill quiz sesh - starting out with a lyrics quiz and a b*zzfeed moment before heading into screaming and crying territory xxxDon't ask me to release the footage of me guessing "Taylor Swift" for a Mariah question bc you're not going to get it besties x

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon!]This episode actually kinda fits the brief of what the podcast was originally about - things you want to know more about but you can't be bothered researching yourself - as we do a very deep dive into the confusing mess that is Riverdale Season 5. I go through the ENTIRE season plot out of context and it gets more and more insane each episode.You want murder? Aliens? A time jump? War vet Archie? FBI agent Betty? All present xxx

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon!]For this week's episode we've got a MAIN POP GIRL ALERT with the mysterious '30' billboards and projections appearing all around the world... which suggest an ADELE COMEBACK!!! We have a look into that and the anticipated release schedule, and then look into the Aespa album rollout (comes out tomorrow) and chat about Squid Game and Gone Girl. Back on my pop culture discussion bullshit and I'm loving it!!

Follow Millie on tiktok and Instagram: milligram96[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon!]This week I'm doing another advice and confessions episode....but this time with a special guest! You've probably seen one of Millie's TikToks on your fyp recently and for good reason - she's ICONIC. By effortlessly acting out core childhood memories she's had an explosive rise on TikTok and she's almost at 1 million followers so if you're not following already go and do that so you can win a car*.We have a look at some of the responses you all sent through for advice, confessions and rants and we also manage to sneak in a Pretty Little Liars discussion because, let's face it, that's all either of us want to talk about xx*Car not up for grabs as far as I know

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon!]For this episode we're doing a deep dive into my Spotify listening stats for the last year (the kpopification continues) and I give a quick recap of the Met Gala and VMAs.

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon!]For this week's episode we're continuing the Hunger Games theme from the main channel by creating a hypothetical "main pop girl Hunger Games" using this fun lil generator!! As you'll find out this is not my first time making my own hunger games as Jakeb and I used to make them using our high school classmates xxx

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon!] This week we're talking about the fake Met Gala seating arrangement that's gone viral this past week, and then I make some of my own fake tables. I'll take the fake 'Beyonce across the table from Addison' and raise you a fake 'Grimes and Elon across the table from Azealia Banks'

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon!]If you're at all on the same side of tiktok as me you've probably seen someone make a joke about something being "Y2K aesthetic" (someone described the brick wall outside of my window as 'Y2K brick wall' lol pls) SO for this episode we're looking at the actual Y2K event, the Y2K aesthetic and discover that what tiktok thinks is Y2K is actually a different aesthetic called McBling (drama!!!!)Also apologies if there's a weird humming in the background - I think my EDM Ed Sheeran neighbours are running a nuclear generator xx

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon!]Well.....I don't know what else to say that would add to the title.....This week I call Jakeb (of Italian Tour fame) and we break down the 2012 phenomenon of me making an Alison DiLaurentis Facebook account and messaging my friends on it. What was the point you ask? Clicks, views and engagement of course babe xxxThis feels like an important story in the Mike's Mic Cinematic Universe (MMCU) so strap in and enjoy xx

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon!]For this week's episode we're talking about a BUNCH of things inlcuding (but not limited to): The Circle USA, iJustine, 4k vs HD, The Olympics.... AND in a nEw SeGmEnT I called my sister during the podcast to get her thoughts on a particular dress from the Opening Ceremony and some fashion tips xxx(omg also have started adding explosion noises like Nicki on Queen Radio lol)

For this week's episode we're celebrating 50k subscribers on the podcast youtube channel by talking about Nicki's verse on Monster (lol) and researching how much it costs to get a rap feature on a song. I also talk a bit about the ending of the Loki series after a breathtaking segue.

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon!]This week I have blisters on my lips from eating popcorn because I saw TWO movies in the cinema (HUGE) and I simply must debrief you all on them. Want to know more about Fast & Furious 9 but don't want to subject yourself to it?? I've got your back!!!I also talk a lil bit about the Gossip Girl reboot and touch on my blacklisted era xxx

For this week's episode I talk about the latest thing that's keeping me up at night - Gossip Girl Season 1. SICK and TWISTED are 2 key words babes xx I go through the characters and give my thoughts (hint: I don't like Chuck or Dan lol) and I also detail my recent habit of buying lamps online at 2am

Get Surfshark VPN at https://surfshark.deals/jumping - Enter promo code JUMPING for 83% off and 3 extra months for FREE![If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon!]I asked The Girls (TM) what advice they were in the market for and I have a quick look at some viewer/listener confessions that came through as well. There were so many good questions and confessions that I'll save some for another episode like this some time in the future!

This one is veryyyyy chill vibes lol I'm just trying to get back into the swing of things!!!! We have a chat about the first 4 movies in the Mission Impossible franchise, Killing Eve, and what car I think Lorde drives.

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon!] I found a website that's perfect for talking about using my favourite phrase "correlation does not imply causation"....it's getting statistical xWe also have a Meryl Streep fun facts segment and for some reason I tell a story from my tennis days?? Idk at this point

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon!]Soooo a few days ago I came across these INTERESTING dating profiles from the official Bachelorette socials and I knew I simply had to talk about them.....and a 10-15min main channel vid was simply not enough so here's an episode going through the profiles xxx tfw you just wanna watch a movie indoors

For this week's episode I'm talking about a bunch of recent happenings - namely Lasagnagate and the haunted vintage store. Also for this week's eDuCaTiOnAl segment I'm talking about Avril Lavigne's Girlfriend EP with 25 versions of the same song and also Hello Kitty lyrics

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon!] This week its all about F A S H I O N! I talk a lil about my ratty high school fashion and slightly less tragic university fashion, and then we do a deep dive on Met Gala themes from the last 25 years. Doesssss anyone have a spare $30,000 so I can attend next year? ta xx

About 6 months ago I q-worded from my corporate job so I thought it would be fun to tell some stories from my time in the machine xxx

My sister has graciously graced us with her presence this week and we talk about a bunch of things, including skincare, bubble tea and drive thru anxiety. 

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon!] Since I'm in Perth for a couple weeks the stars aligned and I managed to convince one of my friends to come on the podcast and talk about something I mention a lot on my main channel - the 2011 Italian tour. So here's an in depth discussion about everything that happened....I think it's fair to say I wouldn't have a youtube channel without this trip lol

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon!] We made it to 25 episodes!! For this week's episode I'm talking about a bunch of girlbosses girlbossing around town - Addison Rae, Bimini, Lil Nas X, Emma Chamberlain, the ship stuck in the canal etc etc etc.....

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon!] Mega rich people are once again on thin ice!! For this week's episode I talk about the college adminssions scam, my heinous haircut and the Drag Race UK finale. Also, CONTROVERSIALLY I am NOT wearing the usual podcasting outfit (society collapsed). 

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon!] For this week's episode I am once again talking about Miss Conglomerate herself - Disney! All about the camp villains and worldwide takeover.......and Fortnite skins. This episode is a bit all over the place because I had a large coffee on a relatively empty stomach so apologies in advance xx

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon!] After a hard week of existing it is now time for us to reflect on the supreme brain cell musings of our modern day philosophers Ke$ha, Justin Bieber, the Black Eyed Peas (and everyone else). My personal favourite is the Ed Sheeran Shrek line, it really triggers my fight or flight response which technically counts as exercise. Let me know your favourites and I hope you like the ep!

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon!] This episode we're going through all of Lady Gaga's albums and rating every song (as hard as it sounds lol) and I also found some info about each of the albums/eras. Lady Gaga is one my favourite artists ever so this was a lot of fun!

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon!] This episode we're having a quirky deep dive into Pretty Little Lars season 1. PLL is one of those shows that I get totally wrapped up in (see also: LOST, Heroes etc) and I couldn't resist the chance to talk about it for 40 minutes. We have a look at the ridiculous plot lines and relationships and just general clownery on screen and off screen!

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon!] For this week's episode I'm talking about my university experience, basically exposing myself as a big nerd. I discuss what I studied, talked about being 17 at university (lol) and tell some stories!!

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon!] This week we're making moneyyyyyyy TEAM!! Have been getting a few requests for this so I did some research on cryptocurrencies, blockchain and bitcoin and this shit is wild lmfao. Computers are kinda doing the most. I struggle to comprehend money being real in general so imagine the struggle when the money isn't real AT ALL. Anyway, hope you like the ep!

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon!] For this week's episode we're talking about something super scary and outrageous, THE OCEAN. I don't trust her!! I know she's hiding something!! You also get a recap of some moments from my high school sport carnival highlight reel, which will explain my feelings towards to big bodies of water x

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon!] This week we're talking about mirrors and colours and girl let me tell you.....it's a WHOLE mess. It's a topic that always confuses me and after spending hours researching mirrors/colours for this episode....I'm still confused lol but ENJOY!!

[If you would like to become a patron head to https://www.patreon.com/jumpinginanelevator!] This week I looked into the concept of time, how we measure it, how dumb calendars are etc and how I want to fight Julius Caesar yup yup yup xxx

This week we're looking into TikTok - the history (merger with Musical.ly etc), the ban saga and some feral stats xx. The app has boomed in popularity in the 2 years since it's been internationally available so it was interesting to have a look at how it started!!Special thanks to my Patrons! If you would like to become a patron head to https://www.patreon.com/jumpinginanelevator