Just Matt and CJ

The always amazing and hilarious Avery Moore joins the show today for some fun shenanigans. Follow her @lilmisspopovich Today is National Tooth Fairy Day, and CJ learns that there's some actual history behind this popular tradition. And Spenny educates the gang on knob cones (hehehehe). Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The CJ Morgan Show Business Enterprise LLC would like to request a donation. Today is National Small Dog day, so CJ and Spenny celebrate the only way they know how: by barking. And the boys learn a new Russian phrase and what "The Cheereleader Effect" is on today's Did You Know!? Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Comedian Joey Z joins the show to talk about his drug-inspired comedy show and why he recently decided to roleplay as a sheep onstage. CJ also forces him to play a game that only CJ could possibly invent. Spenny is ashamed of his nicotine use after CJ puts him on blast for borrowing his vape. And CJ has a new idea for how to get some CJ Morgan Show merch created. You can help too! Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

CJ Morgan is officially absolved of his alleged crimes of stealing the workplace poppers. The crew is getting bored with the current sports landscape, so they've decided to ask Bailey to help pit their coworkers against one another in physical challenges. CJ and Spenny will bet on whoever wins. Will it work? Only time will tell. And is there a new, painful trend on TikTok? Perhaps. Investigative journalist CJ Morgan is on the case. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

CJ receives a complaint that he's been using too many sound effects in the studio. The boys scrutinize a list of the top phrases people are most annoyed to see online. And Spenny teaches us about the vagus nerve, which is responsible for sending happy signals to your brain after performing a special activity. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Learn a fun, new Latin phrase on today's Did You Know!? Well, technically it's not new, but not everyone knows how to speak a dead language. The results are finally in! CJ and Spenny bet on a few of their coworkers' habits for today's company awards ceremony. Who knows their coworkers better? Who will win? Find out on today's episode. And the boys are hunting for ideas on how to end the work week. Past Austin radio legends used to have a celebration of the upcoming weekend, and the CJ Morgan Show would like to add their very own tradition. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There is a mystery afoot, and the only man who can solve the case is CJ Morgan. Spenny is in some hot water after posting something on social media that even CJ considers appropriate. The boys place bets on their coworkers' behaviors during the upcoming company awards ceremony. For real this time. And is the James Bond franchise in jeopardy? Spenny brings his concerns to light after a recent acquisition by Amazon, but CJ? He's more excited about actual espionage. That's a cool word meaning "spy stuff." You knew that, though. But just in case you forgot.Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Cap is stressing today, but Spenny has some classic, calming advice for him. Are you tired of being nice? Is it wrong to complain? Is it okay to send food back that you don't like? He and Spenny discuss the fine line between defending yourself and being aggressive. CJ invites Bailey to assess the studio give recommendations on what the guys should do to help spruce things up. And does CJ need new glasses? Short answer: yes. Long answer? Well, let's just say Spenny has a great suggestion. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys celebrate National Battery Day by discussing this extremely important invention. What is a battery? Where can you find one? Can you put them in your mouth? All questions answered on this episode's Today is the Greatest. Gen Z supposedly has a lust for life and no tolerance for work ethic, so the boys explore a list of the top 10 rules at work that Zoomers don't seem to give an f about. Turns out we all have a lot more in common than you'd think. And what are the boys watching? CJ has a favorite streaming show on Apple +, and Spenny finds an interesting new cartoon thriller on Adult Swim/Max. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's episode the boys celebrate Valentine's Day. CJ finds a list of most romantic restaurants in Austin, and he also has advice for people who have waited 'til the last minute to figure things out. The boys unveil a new segment called Say My Name where listeners can chime in for a request to be mentioned on air. Okay, the idea sounds good enough, but how about the execution? LISTEN. FIND OUT. I'M SORRY I'M YELLING. And the boys look into a list of the best places for a good cry in the city. CJ and Spenny both deal with mental illness, so they're no strangers to a public display of dismay. How does this list hold up to their scrutiny? Listen and see for yourself. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's episode, the boys accomplish several milestones that have never occurred on the show before. I won't spoil them for you, but I will give hints. On Today is the Greatest, CJ proposes a new national holiday for bringing Super Bowl party leftovers to work. Spenny gets to work assembling a submission for an official new holiday. Madeline from Austin Monthly magazine stops by the show to discuss their annual singles' party. CJ explores his sordid past and how he ended up in the magazine himself. And has Madeline ever attended one of these events herself???? FIND OUT. LISTEN. Oh, and CJ finds a list of most expensive LEGO figures and kits. Apparently he owns some of them. Not sure why you'd announce that to the world, but okay. Let's rob him (let's please not do that)! Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

CJ is considering finally selling off all of his LEGO collection. But why? And what are the pros and cons? Spenny and the listeners help CJ find a solution to this particular conundrum. How 'bout that halftime show? Super Bowl LIX was many things, but being impressive was not one of them. CJ and Spenny share their strange thoughts on one of America's biggest recent traditions. And the boys celebrate inventions for National Inventors' Day. CJ shares the top 10 inventions of the last 1000 years. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How about that big sports game, huh? Wasn't it quite riveting? CJ, Spenny, and Bailey all share their thoughts on Super Bowl LIX. Oh yeah! They also made some prop bets! See how CJ and Spenny's guesses panned out on today's Sports Bet! And who won??? Listen, damn you. Listen and you shall bear witness. And did CJ and Spenny finally upset somebody with their antics? Yes, they did. Learn more about what happened on this episode's Did You Know!? Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

CJ and Spenny discuss the perfect nap. No, it's not just their opinions either. There's actual science involved. Today is a Show n' Tell episode, and the gang have fun things to share from their lives. And the CJMS episode description writer is really tired this week, so they're going to stop writing. Enjoy the episode. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oh, the ultra rich and their strange pastimes... On today's episode CJ explains his desire to prepare oxtail soup for his Super Bowl party even though the boys already clearly stated in the previous episode that snacks at the big game event should be more convenient. Also, the boys celebrate National Chopsticks Day by discussing their various experiences with the foreign utensils. Did You Know there is etiquette to using these things too? And how will the boys' prop bets for the Super Bowl turn out? Bailey is here to make sure they stick to their decisions and fulfill their obligations. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today the guys discuss the official CJ Morgan Show Super Bowl Snack Bracket. Which snacks made the list, and which one rose above all the rest to win the top spot as everyone's favorite football snack? Listen, damn you. Listen to the episode. CJ was a weatherman once! In honor of National Weatherpersons Day the boys celebrate their favorite weather reporters in the area, and CJ tells the tale of his experience behind the news desk quipping about clouds and rain. And apparently Shakespeare was a bit of a jerk. Learn why (AND MORE) on today's favorite fact-finding segment - Did You Know!?Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

CJ's new purchase for a home project involving cheap tile has turned against him. Spenny has made soup before but wasn't a huge fan. And Bailey thinks purple ketchup was the pinnacle of food technology. Is Texas getting a new state park? CJ and Spenny discuss on today's local segment. And what SHOULDN'T you post about online? In honor of Facebook's 21st birthday, CJ and Spenny discuss a list of things professionals say you shouldn't post online for your own safety. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The CJ Morgan Show may have to pursue a lawsuit after a sister station's programming steals one of the boys' cherished catchphrases. How long do you keep your condiments refrigerated? CJ and Spenny discuss the most common concoctions that people let go bad, and how and why they could kill you. And CJ is a bit upset that his Dallas Mavericks traded their star player. How is he handling it? Well, listen. Find out. Explore. You deserve this.Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

CJ throws a tantrum right before the show, and several coworkers witnessed his outrage. The boys invite one of the witnesses (comedian Sawyer Stull) to help intro the show and discuss the carnage CJ caused. Today is Show n Tell, so CJ, Bailey, and Spenny all share some things old, new, and in-between that they appreciate in their lives. And Spenny has a bone to pick with some of the writing used on the National Day Calendar, a website the show often uses for Today is the Greatest! Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

CJ has a gross finger that requires medical attention. Instead, he decides to operate on it during the show. Gross. Special shout out to Lucas, our cameraman, who had to actually watch CJ poke his pus filled abscess. Spenny couldn't handle it. Also, CJ has embarrassed himself again in front of his lover. How did he do it this time? Come on. You know the drill by now. Listen to the episode. And the boys learn about how dangerous ketchup used to be on this episode's version of Did You Know!? Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys invite a couple oldschool tattoo artists to come hang and talk about the upcoming Texas Stars Tatoo Convention. Spenny might even get a tattoo there this weekend. Did You Know that tornadoes occur mostly in North America? Well, now you know that. Learn more fun facts on today's epsiode. And Spenny found a mistake that CJ made on the previous episode and decides to call him out. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's episode, the boys welcome comedians Dulce Mac and Grace Kirk to the studio for some fun and nonsense. Dulce and Grace host the Yeah Yeah Podcast, which is returning in February. Also, today is National Plan Your Vacation Day, so the boys talk about places they'd like to see and places they've seen before. And how much is that crusty, old band t-shirt you've held onto for far too long worth? The guys discuss the current top ten most expensive band tees. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today is National Bubble Wrap Day, so the boys celebrate by discussing this amazing, plastic invention. Learning new habits is hard, and it takes a lot more time than we initially thought. Learn more on today's For Your Health! And Spenny debuts a new intro for the show. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why was CJ sick yesterday? He thinks he might know why, but Spenny is convinced it was something else. Something secretive. Something scandalous, perhaps. On this week's edition of Show n Tell, CJ brings an important emergency tool to share with the classroom, and Bailey brings something of hers as well. Find out what they brought for discussion on today's episode. And football season is coming to an end. How will Spenny fare against CJ in the coming Sports Bet next week? Listen to his bets and get to speculating! Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today is a mini-episode for some reason. We don't know why! But join the boys (and Bailey) as they discuss hot sauce (and sports) and riches at the bottom of the ocean. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Spenny gets shamed for a huge mistake he made on the last episode, CJ is excited to continue the Show n Tell segment with his favorite childhood weapon, and what in the holy hell is a chicken noodle soup cough drop? All that and more on today's episode. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys discuss nerdy news on todyay's Nerd Report like David Lynch's passing, Elon Musk's lying about his gaming skills, and the announcement of the Nintendo Switch 2. Also, what is the origin of the practice of knocking on wood? CJ and Spenny discover on today's Did You Know!? And Austin Chronicle editor Caris stops by to highlight this year's Music Awards poll. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today the boys learn about butt stuff on their fact-finding segment Did You Know!? It's also Hat Day, so CJ and Spenny discuss the ancient cranial adornment. And CJ finds a list of winter essentials worth keeping in your car in case of emergency. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is CJ wrong for wanting to avoid small talk at work? His new wireless headphones has him overthinking things. CJ and Spenny celebrate pastrami on Today is the Greatest for National Pastrami Day with a segment so inspirational that Spenny finds another name for the podcast episode. And who won last week's Sports Bet!? Bailey swings by to dish out the results after the Longhorns lose the Cotton Bowl to Ohio State. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

CJ confesses that when he was a child he enjoyed when certain birds would dive at him as they tried to protect their nests. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is CJ being paranoid? Technology seems to be messing with him recently. Does he need to hire a computer scientist to help him exorcise his cyber demons? Or is he just nuts? Today is National House Plant Appreciation Day, so the boys celebrate by discussing the benefits of owning a piece of nature. And we reach the stunning conclusion to the SCIENCE experiment CJ started earlier this week. Will essential oils or polymer clay destroy your LEGO collection? Find out on today's episode. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

CJ is upset with Spenny and the rest of his coworkers for something that happened yesterday. Find out what that is and why it's somehow not CJ's fault. He also screwed up the New Year's Eve show we held with The Toadies. Listen to that story on today's episode. And what random statistics about your life would you love to know? The boys discuss what the average person would like to know according to a survey, as well as their own strange desires. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

CJ dons his lab coat to perform some experiments and get some answers on today's show. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

CJ is temporarily broke, but he's not exactly excited to remedy his situation. Also, the Sports Bet for Season 5 of The CJ Morgan Show begins on today's episode! Will Spenny be able to claim victory over CJ? And there's something a lot of people own that can destroy your LEGO collection! CJ reports on today's special edition of the Nerd Report. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys are excited to kick off the fifth season of The CJ Morgan Show. Normally a show that has been around as long as this tends to suffer from a "jumping the shark" moment. Not this show. In fact, the boys are determined to lean into the stereotype and jump as many sharks as they can. Also, the Golden Globes just happened! And CJ and Spenny don't get it. Why do people watch? Where is the enjoyment?? What is the point??? They can't understand! Learn what "jumping the shark" means and why CJ and Spenny are so confused by Awards Season. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're back, baby. Happy New Year!Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

CJ has returned from London, and he has a few stories to share. Did he speak in a fake English accent? Did he embarrass his lover? Did he throw a series of childish tantrums? You might know the answers to these questions, but you don't know exactly how the madness unfolded. Find out on today's episode.Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

CJ claims he had a wild weekend out camping, but Spenny suspects he isn't being entirely truthful. Not only that, but CJ won't even tell the story until next episode. So he's being a freaking tease. A dirty, lying tease!  Also, should CJ buy a classic muscle car? He's come across what he calls a "good deal" and wants to jump on it ASAP.  And the boys discuss dating at fast food joints, the average amount of calories Americans consume on Thanksgiving, and McDonald's new, saucy offering for the holiday season. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yesterday was the radio company's potluck lunch, and CJ has some complaints. Spenny didn't attend, but luckily friend (and Sports Bet arbiter) Bailey was there to flex her cooking skills.  Today is National Stuffing Day as well, so CJ and Spenny celebrate their favorite side dish.  And there's more, but I don't know what to type anymore. I'm tired. Please let me leave. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today is World Toilet Day, and the boys celebrate the only way they know how. By talking s**t.  Also, tomorrow is the workplace potluck, and Bailey wants to know what the guys are bringing to the event.  And people usually prefer to be anywhere else but work, but where are the most common places people daydream of? Find out on today's Business Ethics segment. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys check out a list of dating terms for the coming 2025 year.  Also, what was up with the Mike Tyson v Jake Paul fight? CJ and Spenny share their thoughts. And what are the top ten most common nightmares? Find out on today's episode. CJ's didn't even make it on the list. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Comedian Avery Moore filled in for Spenny today so we tried to make some more money by making more fake commercials for real advertisers. CJ almost got in a fight thanks to road rage and Twilight sucks.. all that and so much (Avery) Moore!Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

CJ finds a list of Wal-Mart's top banned albums. Yeah. Did you know Wal-Mart used to sell music CDs? Well, find out what they didn't allow in their stores on today's show. Also, the boys discover a list that says how many push-ups you should be able to do according to your age, and it's even published by a health clinic! Naturally CJ and Spenny compete for highest push-up count.Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today the boys celebrate the restaurants in Austin and all over Texas that received some Michelin stars for their excellence.  Also the Grammys are approaching, so CJ runs down a list of 101X-appropriate music that has made it into the nominations this year. Spenny is excited in that classic, Spenny way (he's not).   Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

CJ has discovered a list of advice for when you're about to fall down. He believes he can educate people like him who perform pratfalls on a regular basis. Plus today is Veteran's Day and Ice Cream Sundae Day, so naturally CJ has some gripes about both.Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Call on us for love! Comedian Katherine Hutchins fills in for Spenny and we try to set her up on a date.  Sorry for the shorter than short episode but the captain fell off the plank!Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

CJ painted his garage at 3AM. Spenny has dubbed this type of behavior "Meth Energy." Listen to the boys discuss how difficult it's been for them to sleep the last few days.  Today is National Men Make Dinner Day, so the lads discuss their favorite recipes to make for guests. And CJ did a grand experiment on X, formerly Twitter. What will we learn from his investigation into the hallowed Blue Check Mark? Find out on today's episode. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today is Stress Awareness Day and Nachos Day, so since it's the day after Election Day, and a very stressful one at that, the boys decide to celebrate both days.  CJ gives an inspiring speech to his coworkers before completely ruining it with one of his standard, immature pranks. And did the boys get new sweepers for the show? What are sweepers? Find out as the duo listen to and rate their favorites from their newest creations. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

CJ is worried about losing interest in his favorite music now that he's temporarily taken over Chillville hosting duties. Who won the Sports Bet this week? How will Election Day go? How will CJ defend his new love for Daylight Savings?? Find out by listening to this episode. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why did Spenny title the episode this? Don't ask.  Today is National Candy Day, so the boys celebrate by surveying the listeners on their favorite candy and sharing their favorites.  Also, it's almost the end of the year, so the guys explore the best words and slang terms of the year. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

CJ has come up with a list of rules for Halloween, but Spenny thinks that it's all just a self-serving ploy. CJ also has a bone to pick with Daylight Savings and why we should abolish it outright. The only question remains: should we stay in "Fall Back" or "Spring Forward" mode? And you won't believe where meth was first invented. Learn where and why on today's Did You Know!? Support the show: https://www.101x.com/cjSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.