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This week on TOW, Alina (and the rest of planet Earth) finds Steven's behavior bizarre and risky when he decides to “hitchhike” in Turkey by throwing himself in front of passing cars. Ellie and Victor arrive in Providencia and witness the devastation firsthand. While their house is still standing, there is no infrastructure or services, leaving the couple in dire straights, wondering what to do. Jenny and Sumit continue to not get married (yawn). Armando and his father finally have a candid conversation. Evelin throws Corey under the bus for the 50th time and Raul prepares to do the same. Ari takes the holy water ice-bucket challenge. 

Corey gets a steaming mouthful of dick from Evelin's evil sisters. Steven and Alina arrive in Turkey. Alina takes her mama's advice and tells Steven he WILL be staying with her, even if there's no skoodilypoop. Happy wife, dude...Ariela takes advantage of her last few hours of Leandro's visit to torture Bini and make him as jealous as possible, and Wish is NOT HAVING IT. Victor arrives in San Andres and he and Ellie reunite. Kenny, Cassy, Armando, and Hanna arrive at Armando's parents' house and get a heartwarming reception. Sumit is STILL NOT MARRYING JENNY (and at this point, no one besides Sumit's parents even cares). To see the video of this episode, including Brianna's adorable new heart-shaped Kate Spade bag, head to our Kiki and Kibbitz YouTube Channel. And check out our new Patron-only #LoveAfterLockup podcast on https://patreon.com/kikiandkibbitz! 

This week on #90DayFianceTheOtherWay, Jenny's hopes are crushed and Bini invites his ex-girlfriend and her amazing butt to go out with him, Ariela, and Leandro (turnabout is fair play, right?). Ellie heads to Colombia, despite not knowing where Victor is. Corey gives Evelin an unwelcome gift. Kenny's daughter shows up in Mexico, prompting an emotional scene. Alina sets a trap for Steven.  

Martin hijacks our show and makes himself host before we even get started. That's just fine with us because he is hilarious. Get his hot takes on what former housewife he things should come back to the show, relationships (hint: you don't need a man to validate you!), his own love life, and more. We love this guy! Please subscribe to our Patreon (patreon.com/kikiandkibbitz) to see the full audio and to help support our woman-owned podcast! 

Jenny faked us all out last week, because 一 SURPRISE! 一 her visa wasn't *actually* disapproved; it was just a “glitch.” So, she's got another few months' respite. But the immigration attorney suggests another plan. Ariela's ex-husband shows up and Ari seems to be doing whatever she can to make Biniyam jealous (and it's working). We find out what Steven's secret is . Evelin has found yet another way to stick it to Corey. Armando and Kenny are back (cue riotous applause) and they're planning their wedding and it's soooo cute. We've talked through Ellie's and Victor's story and determined that he's a snack and she's a big dummy. 

It's the final episode of Real Housewives of New York, Season 13, and the ladies are back at Ramona's Hamptons house, rubbing their sequin-covered tatas together, because that's what they do. Sonja explains how she previews the goods of her prospective suitor. An impersonation swap party has each lady matched with another housewife with whom they had beef. Somehow, instead of coming to blows, they bring each other to happy drunken tears (you just never known with this group). Next week is *not* the reunion! In fact, we're not sure when it will be! But stay tuned for our exclusive interview with Martin the Boxing Coach next week. Join our Patreon at https://patreon.com/kikiandkibbitz for more exclusive cast interviews and bonus content!

The Below Deck Boys are back for an exciting episode of Below Deck Mediterranean! Hosts John Farley and Sean Cole break down this Season's 10th episode, which features the arrival of new “deck-stew” Delaney.  Also, the boys discuss Chef Mat's second-degree burn, Katie's questionable management decisions, and the start of Hailee and Bailee's charter. John and Sean also hand out episode awards (28:28) and decide whether they want Delaney to stay for the rest of the season (33:50). Lastly, they answer a Life Advice question about dating outside your traditional type (36:40).  DM us on IG @KikiandKibbitz and let us know what you think! Send your Life Advice submissions to BelowDeckPod@gmail.com and don't forget to join our new Patreon at https://patreon.com/kikiandkibbitz for exclusive bonus content!  

It's a brand-new season of 90 Day Fiancé the Other Way and we have two new couples. It would be nice to have all new couples, but hey — it's COVID the Sequel, and at least we have something to watch on TV. Ellie is moving from Seattle to Providencia to live with the loincloth-wearing Victor, who has been living with another woman. The other new couple is Steven, an American Mormon in love with his own hair, who is moving to Russia to be with Alina, the love of his life. Returnees include Corey and Evelin (“we were on a BREAK”) and Jenny and Sumit. And by the way, Ariela has an ex-husband that we never knew about and who also happens to be her “best friend” and is on his way to visit.

“Galentine's Day?” WTAF? Mary's out this week, so Ashley of the popular @RealityByAshley account on Twitter explained the concept of Galentine's Day, which is...well, whatever. “Well, whatever…” is also a good description for this episode. Nothing was lost, nothing was gained, and literally nothing happened. That said, these ladies are outrageous. They all show up to Ramona's house in the Hamptons, where it is snowy AF, and Ramona makes everyone wear the ugliest pajamas ever. The highlight was the heart-shaped beets, which kind of says it all. Next week, the ladies impersonate each other, which is going to be epic. It's also the season finale! Rate! Review! Subscribe! Share! And don't forget to subscribe to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/kikiandkibbitz for lots of fun celebrity interviews and bonus content. 

The Below Deck Boys are back for another exciting episode of Below Deck Mediterranean, Season 6. Hosts John Farley and Sean Cole break down this Season's ninth episode, which featured Lexi losing her rank as second stew.  Also, the boys discuss the Oktoberfest party on deck, Katie's decision to bring in a fourth stew, and Patrick's “constructive criticism” of the interior department. John and Sean also hand out episode awards (23:17) and give their thoughts on the new trailer for Below Deck Season 9 (26:35). Lastly, they answer a Life Advice question about having a crush on an unavailable coworker (31:07). DM us on IG @KikiandKibbitz and let us know what you think! Send your Life Advice submissions to BelowDeckPod@gmail.com And don't forget to join our new Patreon at https://patreon.com/kikiandkibbitz for exclusive bonus content. 

We'll all live more happily ever after now that this season of 90 Day Fiancé Happily Ever After Season is OVER. Angela storms out, storms back in, and storms out yet again. (Gurrl, bye.) Strangely, almost everyone defends her. Libby's family shows up to talk about how Charlie is a drunk and how everything is someone else's fault. Yara hasn't had her period for two months and could be pregnant, although she hasn't wanted to take a test. Tammy and Lessina show up to fight everyone while making them feel guilty at the same time. Mike and Natalie say they're DONE. Next week, it's 90 Day Fiancé The Other Way! Subscribe to our Patreon to see/hear our interview with Adam the Translator and tons of other bonus content and cast interviews.   

Not news to anyone else, but it's not all about YOU, Ramona Singer ... no matter how hard you try to make it so. After wreaking havoc at the Jew-Belong Black Shabbot dinner with her disruptive whitesplaining, Ramona somehow gets an invitation from Luann to go lunch with the Fortune Society ladies, where she repeats the performance. For some reason, Eboni keeps giving her grace. (Luann and Sonja do, too, but that's just SSDD.) Sonja pees in Archie's driveway.  Marley dines from the charcuterie board and humps Eboni's arm. Sonja explains strategies for avoiding unnecessary plumbing bills. Eboni gets exciting news from the genetics investigator. And that's what you missed on Glee.

The Below Deck Boys are back for a raucous episode of Below Deck Mediterranean. Hosts John Farley and Sean Cole break down episode eight, which features a new and not improved Lexi.  Also, the boys discuss Sandy criticizing Katie's leadership skills, Malia's slide troubles, and the “Beer Games." John and Sean also hand out episode awards (26:30) and compare the Lady Michelle crew with the Med Season 5 cast (32:38). Lastly, they answer a Life Advice question about work-life balance (39:00). DM us on IG @KikiandKibbitz and let us know what you think! Send your Life Advice submissions to BelowDeckPod@gmail.com And don't forget to join our new Patreon at https://patreon.com/kikiandkibbitz for exclusive bonus content. 

It's Tell-All time, which means this damn season of 90 Day HEA is ovah, people! This was definitely one for the books...a book we hope we'll never have to read again. Everyone came for Natalie. She's living her best life in Florida, thanks to Mike's bank card. She and Mike both blatantly lie about seeing other people during their separations (Jovi called Natalie out and K&K has the evidence about Mike's “dalliance” on our Patreon). Julia looks like a Renaissance Fair reject. Brandon's parents pour on the guilt and try to bribe the couple to move next door. (We do hope Ron recovers from his health issues.) Tiffany and Ronald are still coming hard for each other. Angela vamps for the camera, accuses Michael of not being supportive, and flashes Aunt Lydia. Basically, have a couple shots before you watch this. You'll need it. 

Leah gets exposed to COVID and has to miss out on Eboni's Black Shabbat, sponsored by “JewBelong.” (Their tagline: “For when you feel like you don't.” No, really. We're not making that up.) The ladies allow her to attend remotely and sing the prayer. Ramona makes the dubious disclosure that she used to cry herself to sleep because she wasn't Jewish, making Eboni seriously regret throwing the event in the first place. Sonja goes on a date, but what she receives v. what she ordered were two different things. 

The Below Deck Boys are back for a poignant episode of Below Deck Mediterranean Season 6. Hosts John Farley and Sean Cole break down episode 7, which features an epic crew dance party ruined by David.  Also, the boys discuss Sandy's decision regarding Chef Mat, the end of Athena's charter, and an emotional reveal from Lloyd. John and Sean also pick a celebrity they would love to see on Below Deck (26:41) and hand out episode awards (30:53). Lastly, they answer a Life Advice question about first impressions (37:18).  DM us on IG @KikiandKibbitz and let us know what you think! Send your Life Advice submissions to BelowDeckPod@gmail.com And don't forget to join our new Patreon at https://patreon.com/kikiandkibbitz for exclusive bonus content. 

There's trouble in paradise for every one of our couples this week. (We're not sure if it's the season finale, but we know there's a tell-all next week, sooooooo...these might all be cliffhangers). Natalie shows up with a suitcase and fondles her rat. Andrei and Charlie have a fist fight (guess who wins!), which appears to be the final nail in the coffin for Libby's unhappy family. Lisa tells Kalani and Asuelu that she and Low are selling the house. Asuelu wants to move back to Samoa, but Kalani is not having it. Tiffany and Ronald need to break the eff up and get it over with already. Jovi slept in another room after the strip-club incident. Mama Gwen realized that she was wrong about Yara and that her son is a demon man-child. Angela drags Skyla to the fertility clinic and hears some hard facts. Check out our YouTube interview with Michael's friends, “Goof Balls” Peter and Kunle (https://youtu.be/SXTfGdwd9Es) and join our Patreon for exclusive bonus content!

The Real Housewives of New York consider sleeping with young men badges of honor, so to score points, Sonja lies about having sex with a hot young man … and stays committed to the lie until her friends let her know that the truth was all over IG. Eboni gets the results of a DNA test. Her boyfriend breaks up with her over religion (or is that about DNA too?). We find out that Leah and Sarah have a younger brother with a Village People mustache. Ramona helps Sonja get to the bottom of a pressing business matter. It's time to film Luann's Christmas video, which is awash in chaos and ends with Sonja insisting she's "all deva-d out" (which is definitely impossible). 

The Below Deck Boys are back to recap another dramatic episode of Below Deck Mediterranean, season 6. Hosts John Farley and Sean Cole break down episode 6, which features the aftermath of Lexi's epic night. Also, the boys discuss the temporary return of Chef Mat, Katie's management style, and the start of Athena's charter. John and Sean also hand out episode awards (23:36) and pick which Lady Michelle crew members they would like to grab a drink with (29:33). Lastly, they answer a Life Advice question about starting your own podcast (32:51). DM us on IG @KikiandKibbitz and let us know what you think! Send your Life Advice submissions to BelowDeckPod@gmail.com And don't forget to join our new Patreon at https://patreon.com/kikiandkibbitz for exclusive bonus content.

Who believes Mike masturbated for the first time at age 32? Who believes he will now that he found out he has a real talent for it? (Two minutes, dude?) Angela is now a size 11, but still 100% as evil as when she was a size 22.  Tammy and Lessina arrive in Utah and Asuelu throws Kalani under the bus by giving her a baby blanket in view of everyone. Jovi accuses Yara of being boring. She counters by saying that she's been an old Grandma inside the whole time.  Mike complains to his mom while Juliana makes doe eyes at his wife. Andrei and Libby were on the episode (if anything else happened, see if you can remember it). Julia is jealous person. Ronald and Tiffany go to a marriage counselor who just happens to be Ronald's uncle. 

#90DayFiance's Laura Jallali stops by to spill all the tea! Hear about her current relationship status and  some shocking news about Corey and Evelyn's relationship. Full interview and video at Patreon.com/kikiandkibbitz!

Martin the Adorable Boxing Trainer is back to give Sonja life coaching. For the first time in #RHONY history, Luann is throwing Ramona a birthday party. She'll have to share her birthday with Sonja (a major point of contention in previous years), but she seems ok with it. The ladies invite a bevy of young, good-looking men, including some hot strippers. Leah buys matching boob and dick cakes.  We finally find out why Kurt's naughty bits were so impressive on painting day in Sag Harbor. Leah makes much ado about nothing and we learn that none of the women know what a vulva is. 

The Below Deck Boys are back for an all-time contentious episode of Below Deck Mediterranean. Hosts John Farley and Sean Cole break down this Season's fifth episode,  which features the biggest fight in Below Deck history. Also, the boys discuss the end of Roy Orbison Jr.'s charter, Chef Mat's orgy stories, and Lexi personally insulting almost every member of the Lady Michelle. John and Sean also hand out episode awards (48:53) and remember their favorite altercations from past Below Deck seasons (55:48). Lastly, they answer a Life Advice question about having a COVID-free wedding (1:00:02). DM us on IG @KikiandKibbitz to let us know what you think! Send your Life Advice submissions to BelowDeckPod@gmail.com.  And don't forget to join our new Patreon at https://patreon.com/kikiandkibbitz for exclusive bonus content. 

This episode enlightens us with the disturbing info that Michael is 32 years old and has NEVER MASTURBATED. And Angela is apparently so jealous that she can't even stand the thought of him getting off alone. Now, go on ㅡ try to sleep tonight. Andrei is still fighting with Libby's evil sisters, who are still up in arms about Chuck splitting the profits from a flip with him. Jovi and Yara finally have a date night in Miami. But no matter how much talking they do, Jovi is getting the message: new Yara is here to stay, for better or worse. Julia and Brandon finally move out ( and Ron and Betty act like they will never get over it). Natalie now has a room at her friend Juliana's house and she has spent only 1 night with Mike since Christmas eve (check out Patreon.com/kikiandkibbitz to hear the story from Uncle Beau's mouth!). Mama Asuelu and Tammy are on their way (bring liquor ㅡ you'll need it).

Twitter Goddess @RealityByAshley joins us for a rousing roast of #RHONY. On this episode, Ramona admonishes Bershan for being so hard on Sonja. Bershan, however, feels like her “fire bomb'' was necessary. Eventually, she apologizes for assuming the rest of the group was like Ramona (by which she meant...fun?). Everyone gets emotional at the séance, although we're sure the medium is actually #90DayFiance Psychic shapeshifter Tracy in disguise. The dead come through to explain why all of the women are cray cray in their own special ways. Join our Patreon $2.50/mo. tier for bonus content and follow Ashley for her hilarious tweets. 

Psychic Tracy intervenes on Angela's behalf. Finally, Michael asks for forgiveness and they end up having FaceTime sex (ouch, our eyes are burning). Jovi feels like Yara pulled a bait and switch on him (and she feels the same about him).  Mike brings back a trend in activewear that should have died in the 1970s. Natalie refuses to apologize for taking the truck and going to her surgery without even telling him she was going. Tiffany and Ronald deal with incompatible views about gender roles. Becky throws Libby under the bus at the family reunion, then blames Andrei for his reaction. We also find out that Ukrainian Christmas isn't on 12/25 and that they don't have Christmas trees in Samoa. Kalani's family tries to get emotionally ready for a visit from Mama Asuelu and Tammy. 

Eboni attempts to do damage control after her “white supremacism” comment. Bershan tells her the women don't need a speech every day (debatable), then starts a full-on brawl with Sonja, calling her a clown (arguable). Ramona avoids any and all serious topics, including that of her apparent incontinence. Eboni and Leah get memorial tattoos. Luann meditates, takes a selfie in front of a wigwam, and tells Bershan she can leave after the life coach calls them all "boring grandmas." In keeping with her iconic status, Sonja drinks Ramona's giant glass of red wine through a sparkly mask....annnnnnd fade to black! Visit patreon.com/kikiandkibbitz for cast interviews, videos, and other exclusive bonus content (and to be entered into our raffle!).

The Below Deck Boys are back for a spirited episode of Below Deck Mediterranean season six. Hosts John Farley and Sean Cole break down this season's third installment, which features the second wedding in Below Deck history. Also, the boys discuss rising tensions between Matt and Lexi in the galley, Mzi's continued improvement on deck, and whether we'll see any crew hookups this season. John and Sean also hand out episode awards (22:35) and discuss which former male cast member they would add to the season to liven things up (29:28). Lastly, they answer a Life Advice question about breaking your cold streak at weddings (35:20). DM us on IG @KikiandKibbitz or on Twitter at @KikiKibbitz and let us know what you think! Send Life Advice submissions to BelowDeckPod@gmail.com And don't forget to join our new Patreon at https://patreon.com/kikiandkibbitz for exclusive bonus content. 

It's the day of Natalie's surgery, but she's MIA. (Drama queen.) Mike runs around town with production, trying to find her. She turns up just in time for him to make her boiled potatoes with a host of weird other ingredients. Back in the Family Libby RV, there are at least 500 screaming infants. Good thing we have DVRs so we can fast forward through this boring crap. Andrei is an a-hole, but Libby's family just keeps baiting him, hoping that he'll explode and then they can say “See, there he goes again -- exploding!” Jovi FINALLY comes home and sees the location of his exile. In South Africa, Ronald continues to be a douche canoe and Tiffany continues to ride his ass. Ass-uelu decides he wants more kids, so he tells a used car salesman (did the guy have magical fertility powers or something)? His mom demands to come to town with his murderous sister, so he teaches his kid to twerk because...well, that's what one does. Julia and Brandon invite Brandon's parents to come see their new apartment and blindside them with the news. (Spoiler alert: they'll miss the free farm help.) Angela yells at Michael for roughly 36 hours straight. 

Eboni proves she isn't all “teachy and preachy” and can have a good old time with the girls when she takes Sonja to the city of Brotherly Love to meet Devyn, the matchmaker. Eboni also makes it clear we don't want no “broke ass” for Sonja. After all, she was married to the bank. Leah invites everyone to Salem, MA , where the Hawthorne Hotel freaked the ladies out but the image of Ramona in a latex catsuit freaked us out more. Sonja “stirs the cauldron” in Luann's words and in a last-ditch effort to stop the stirring Ramona breaks out into a weird old white lady dance while screaming “I'm sorry I'm white!!”. Another classy dinner with the ladies of NYC!

The Below Deck Boys are back for a dramatic episode of Below Deck Mediterranean. Hosts John Farley and Sean Cole break down this season's second installment, which features the (somewhat) triumphant return of Chef Mathew. The boys also discuss another winning performance from Katie,  some potential "boatmances," and a memorably drunken showing from charter guest Clint. John and Sean also hand out episode awards (27:11) and share their thoughts on Malia so far this season. Lastly, they answer a Life Advice question about getting your significant other into Below Deck (38:15). Let us know what you think! DM us on IG @KikiandKibbitz and let us know. Send your Life Advice submissions to BelowDeckPod@gmail.com And don't forget to join our new Patreon at https://patreon.com/kikiandkibbitz for exclusive bonus content. 

We sat down with Jon Walters to discuss his visa process and his criminal record, which might delay the visa or block it all together. He also shares a funny backup plan. This is the first part of the interview. Parts 2 and 3 include him dishing on which cast members register on his c--t-o-meter and why, and which are his buddies (which is even more shocking). These two videos are available on our Patreon at patreon.com/kikiandkibbitz in our $2.50 tier.  Lots of other bonus content, too!

Eboni invites the ladies to a Harlem Renaissance party to educate them about the rich history of the area. To say it was a culture shock was an understatement. Ramona had never been “down to Harlem” before (which, considering Harlem is north of the upper East side, just demonstrates the point). Luann says she's a big “fan” of Harlem, but we are skeptical that she'd ever been there before gentrification (it's hard to imagine the Countess hanging on 130th street in the 1990s). Eboni's attempts at instruction fall flat, especially with Ramona, who leaves because she has “vertigo.” Leah gets a HIGH SCHOOL consultant (Mary explains). Victoria visits Luann after getting sober. Eboni comes to visit Ramona and they have an argument over politics. 

The Below Deck Boys are back for Below Deck Mediterranean Season 6!  Hosts John Farley and Sean Cole break down the premiere, which features quite possibly the worst meal ever served in Below Deck history. Also, the boys give their first impressions on each Lady Michelle crew member and chat about some pretty unlikable charter guests from Texas. John and Sean also hand out episode awards (34:16) and share what they're most excited for this Season  (38:50).  Lastly, they tackle a Life Advice question about asking out a barista (43:00). DM us on IG @KikiandKibbitz and let us know what you think! Send your Life Advice submissions to BelowDeckPod@gmail.com And don't forget to join our new Patreon at https://patreon.com/kikiandkibbitz for exclusive bonus content. 

Tiffany and the kids have been in South Africa for a day and Tiffany's angry because Ronald spent the grocery money on oppressive blue paint for Daniel's room. For his part, Ronald seems mystified that people eat stuff in their homes, so they go off to the store for a fun shopping trip (not)! Andrei starts a verbal brawl with Becky. Ellie almost falls down the stairs in the AirBnB, despite having 15 family members around (but spoiler alert, it's still Andrei's fault). Natalie and Mike continue to pretend they're still a couple. Natalie springs the news on Mike that she scheduled her nasal operation at her friend's house over dinner (by the way, have you seen her new nose?). Yara demonstrates her excellent ability to make her mother-in-law wait on her. She picks out a new apartment but neglects to pack a damn thing. We feel sorry for her that she's alone with a new baby and having to move, but SERIOUSLY? Michael and Angela seem like they truly might break up. Michael gets advice from the goofballs and Angela visits a divorce lawyer. Julia and Brandon see an apartment that Julia loves but which they cannot afford. Julia interviews to be a dance instructor at the gym, but “dance” means something different to her than to the hiring manager.

The Below Deck Boys are back for the most dramatic reunion in Below Deck history. Hosts John Farley and Sean Cole discuss parts I and II of the Sailing Yacht Reunion, which features several shocking and heartbreaking revelations on Dani and Jean-Luc's relationship. Also, the boys discuss the end of “Throuple,” tensions between Daisy and Gary, and their excitement levels for Below Deck Med Season 6. John and Sean also hand out episode awards (29:44) and do a final ranking of the Parsifall III crew (32:50).  Lastly, they tackle a “Life Advice” about living with roommates in your late thirties (49:38).  DM us on IG @KikiandKibbitz and let us know what you think! Send your Life Advice submissions to BelowDeckPod@gmail.com and don't forget to join our new Patreon at https://patreon.com/kikiandkibbitz for exclusive bonus content. 

On this episode, we basically speed through all the couples to get to the meat of the episode: Angela. This woman is off her rocker and the entire Internet is freaking out. Mary's IG handle is “Angela's Bra Purse,” and for some reason, the dummies out there actually think it's Angela Deem. (WTAF?) And people are DMing with actual death threats! Let's just say that 90 Day Fiance viewers have #feelings about her and this episode. Will she break up with Michael? (This would definitely be a mercy divorce for this poor abused man.) Will Lucky the Rat escape from the madness we call Mike and Natalie? Will Kalani realize she has three children and the oldest one is Ass-suelu? Will Libby's family kill each other by the end of this ill-fated RV trip? I guess we'll just have to tune in to find out. Wow. Just, wow. 

The Below Deck Boys are back for another wild episode of Sailing Yacht Season 2. Hosts John Farley and Sean Cole dive into the season finale, which features more chaos in the Gary-Alli-Sydney love triangle. Also, the boys discuss the yachtie charter,  the crew reflecting on their season “highs” and “lows” at dinner, and one final party on deck. John and Sean also hand out episode awards (32:00) and pick their favorite moments of the season (37:51).  Lastly, they tackle a Life Advice question about dating someone with no hobbies (43:10). Let us know what you think! DM us on IG @KikiandKibbitz and let us know. Send Life Advice submissions to BelowDeckPod@gmail.com And don't forget to join our new Patreon at https://patreon.com/kikiandkibbitz for exclusive bonus content. 

The 1970s beauty pageant is ON. It's a little confusing, but, hey, it's RHONY. Eboni admits she may have paraphrased Heather and Heather clarifies her comments about Eboni being “articulate.” Leah suffers the loss she knew was coming (and Ramona offers no useful consolation). Martin the Boxing Coach is back in all of his glory to help empower Sonja. It's the Trump-Biden election and Sonja is dressed “presidential” and is still making sense, making this the most unlikely season of RHONY ever. Ramona applies for a job. Leah's dog reflects her inner chaos. 

The Below Deck Boys are back for another wild episode of Sailing Yacht Season 2. Hosts John Farley and Sean Cole dive into the season finale, which features more chaos in the Gary-Alli-Sydney love triangle. Also, the boys discuss the yachtie charter,  the crew reflecting on their season “highs” and “lows” at dinner, and one final party on deck. John and Sean also hand out episode awards (32:00) and pick their favorite moments of the season (37:51).  Lastly, they tackle a Life Advice question about dating someone with no hobbies (43:10). Let us know what you think! DM us on IG @KikiandKibbitz and let us know. Send Life Advice submissions to BelowDeckPod@gmail.com And don't forget to join our new Patreon at https://patreon.com/kikiandkibbitz for exclusive bonus content. 

Libby and Becky make up (at the behest of Jen's eyebrows) so that Libby and Andrei will go to the family reunion and Andrei can have "bro time" with Chuck. Natalie acts like a toddler, shocking the entire Internet. Kalani has turned Asuelu into a slut person and they have a staring contest. Asuelu makes us wonder what part of his anatomy he is referring to when he talks about his “donut.” Angela goes to a hypnotherapist to quit smoking. Brandon and Julia decide that cake is the hill they want to die on (we remain baffled by this decision) and we find out that Brandon has only spent two months living away from mommy and daddy IN HIS WHOLE LIFE. Tiffany compromises with Ronald, at the expense of Cuban Christmas (another decision we strongly question). To sum it all up, we missed Jovi and Yara. Sign up for our Patreon at patreon.com/kikiandkibbitz to hear the interview with Uncle Beau and Tamara that has the entire Internet shook (and for lots of other bonus content). See you next week! 

This episode features the fishing trip you never knew you were missing. We would literally pay to watch Sonja and Eboni in waders, screeching as they try not to get washed away by the surf. Luann might have good game with a baton, but she's got nothing on Sonja with a big rod. Big Lu gets some more education on why “angry” is a loaded word for Black women in America. Of course, Heather KNEW all about that because she KNOWS Black America...at least the excessively rich and privileged part of Black America (shut the eff UP, mama). The ladies get ready for a confusing theme party. Leah gets into it with the baroness of Yummy Tummy. And Sonja is making all kinds of sense. So, yes, the world really has turned upside down. Get in on the raffle for “The Housewives: The Real Story Behind the Real Housewives,” by joining our Patreon (patreon.com/KikiandKibbitz).  

The Below Deck Boys are back for another wild episode of Sailing Yacht Season 2. Hosts John Farley and Sean Cole discuss this Season's penultimate episode, which features Sydney going topless and sending the Parsifal III into chaos. Also, the boys discuss Jean-Luc's super romantic date with Dani, the department heads' meeting, and the crew finding out they'll have to serve fellow yachties. John and Sean also hand out episode awards (34:50) and pick their least favorite Below Deck cast members ever (41:30).  Lastly, they dive into a “Life Advice” about unwanted wedding invites (46:10). Let us know what you think! DM us on IG @KikiandKibbitz and let us know. Send your Life Advice submissions to BelowDeckPod@gmail.com. And don't forget to join our new Patreon at https://patreon.com/kikiandkibbitz for exclusive bonus content! 

We got to interview Uncle Beau and Tamara (audio dropping soon, or watch the video of us on our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/kikiandkibbitz). We played our rap song for him. It was priceless to see his face when ... good times, people! Listen to the interview to get all the tea, including the status of Mike's and Natalie's relationship (you will not guess what went down...promise you!). 

On this episode of 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After, Natalie and Trish are SAVAGE to each other. The smirks and contempt go right over the top during their family Thanksgiving. Tiffany tells her smoking-hot dad about Ronald's past. He's bummed, but agrees to co-sign his affidavit of support anyway (he's obviously hotter than he is intelligent, based on this choice). Angela hears the word “no” for what's obviously the first time in her life and doesn't take it well. Dr. Saadat makes her sign a smoking waiver. And finally we see Michael again (and not on the phone!). Andrei manipulates Chuck into moving him to an office job where he'll only work with him and not the hostile siblings. Later, Libby literally LUNGES at her sister on a family boat trip. Their RV vacation should be flawless. Jovi's leaving and a hurricane is coming, so Yara has to stay with Gwen, compounding her genuine sadness at being alone with newborn Mylah. Julia gets her work permit and couldn't be more excited. Asuelu plans a romantic getaway with the intention of saving his marriage to Kalani. 

This week’s episode is all about the D. You know, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. DICK. There, we said it, Ramona. Leah’s sex-positive and you’re (quite literally) a boomer. As if there wasn’t enough DICK for you in the first part of this episode, the women head to Luann’s house to paint a naked man with a big….you know (dick). Sonja does the big reveal and the ladies’ jaws drop. It’s all fun and games until the lamb curry comes out, Eboni says the word “education,” and it all goes left. Because who cares if you’ve got a decade worth of school under your belt? Luann is definitely still more educated than you. It ends with lots of tears (we’re sad for Leah) and some highly inflammatory words that should never have been uttered. Please subscribe to our new Patreon, which we'll soon be loading up with bonus content!

The Below Deck Boys are back for another fantastic episode of Sailing Yacht Season 2. Hosts John Farley and Sean Cole discuss this Season’s 14th episode, which features another great crew night out for the Parsifal III squad. Also, the boys discuss Natasha’s terrible time management, the “Women’s Empowerment Dinner,” and Gary ruining things with Alli. John and Sean also hand out episode awards (30:00) and decide whether they could make it as a deckhand or stew (36:00).  Lastly, they tackle a “Life Advice” about surviving on your own in a new city (42:35). Let us know what you think! DM us on IG @KikiandKibbitz and let us know. Send your Life Advice submissions to BelowDeckPod@gmail.com

On this episode of 90 Day Fiancé Happily Ever After, Mike and his mom, Trish, play a cheerful game of “throw firewood at the Ukrainian” and try to cure the vegetarian with exposure therapy in a butcher shop. Angela finds out what kale is (and is not a fan). She calls Michael outside of the juice bar and is shocked when he hangs up on her as she’s smoking and talking about yet another surgery. Tiffany hits her dad up to sponsor Ronald’s visa (and her mom tries to get her to “omit” the part of the story where Ronald is a gambling addict who’s been arrested multiple times). And speaking of lying through omission, Libby’s sister, Jen, has the great idea for her to hire a nanny for Ellie and not tell Andrei. Andrei goes to demo a kitchen (mood: high-key alpha male) and Charlie confronts him. Kalani’s dad finds out he’s on the hook for supporting Asuelu for life. Julia is jealousy person. 

On this episode, we cover the highlights of the final reunion episode of #RHONJ (yawn) and the hilarious antics of the #RHONY crew (yay). Sonja finds herself EXTREMELY triggered by the words “Wells Fargo” and “Garth” and proceeds to spiral in front of our eyes (SSDD). She tells Luann that she stole her man (Tom), which triggers Luann. Why doesn’t she just get back together with Harry Dubin? Eboni speaks up for Sonja and acts as Leah’s voice. Ramona holds a “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” dinner. Heather Thompson shows up and admits and denies everything simultaneously. The women talk about penises and Ramona pretends she’s a virgin. Just a normal day in New York! 

The Below Deck Boys are back for a dramatic episode of Below Deck Sailing Yacht Season 2. Hosts John Farley and Sean Cole discuss this Season’s  13th episode, centering on possibly the least likable charter guests in Below Deck history. Also, the boys discuss J.L. learning about chafing, things cooling off between Alli and Gary, and another weird “dessert” from Natasha. John and Sean also hand out episode awards (26:00) and pick which Captain they would want to work under (34:00).  Lastly, they tackle a Life Advice about whether college is still worth it (38:45). Let us know what you think! DM us on IG @KikiandKibbitz and let us know. Send your Life Advice submissions to BelowDeckPod@gmail.com